The Nick DiPaolo Show - Barr Bites Back | Nick DiPaolo Show #385

Episode Date: July 29, 2020

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Hey guys, what's going on? As you know right now, some serious strife in this country. The vision like we've never seen it. Brink of civil war, slow motion riot, whatever you want to call it. But it's all based around race. Can you hear the sirens in the background? That's probably a cop beating somebody up. Anyways, my point is it's about race and black and white, whatever, and racism, which nowhere else can you talk about it honestly other than shows like this. Even Fox News have tried to do their best to be fair. You can't have an honest discussion about race on TV unless you want to lose your show and be boycotted and whatnot. That's why this show exists. And that's why we just had our biggest week ever,

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All right. That is it. Now I want you to all enjoy the show. So enjoy. Enjoy. Oh yeah, it's that time again. How are you folks? Welcome from Georgia on a Wednesday, second to last day of the week for me, Raz. You people got a couple more to go. Get yourself a podcast, motherfucker.

Anyways, thank you for joining us. We appreciate it. Forget it. Scram. Get out of here. Ah, shut it. You're a crumb creep. It's been said, yes.

Oh, God. Let me just tell you something. Every once in a while, like you guys, I indulge at McDonald's Burger King. It's delicious. I don't give a shit. Sick of hearing how bad it is for you. It's a fucking ground patty and bread and ketchup. What the fuck? Okay, if you're losing under the couch, it's still fresh seven years later. I don't give a shit. I'm hungry seven years later. I don't give a shit. I'm hungry seven years later. I'm going to eat it.

But I went to Burger King last night. Second day in a row. And double up with cheese, medium fry, and then a spicy chicken sandwich. I don't know what know which one got me, but I've had food poisoning since last night, and there's no doubt about it. 20 minutes after I ate it, I was spray painting the bowl like Picasso.

I was up from 2 to 5 this morning, in and out of the bathroom, just frigging making noise, and it smelled like death you burn a body it's good it was fucking and this morning i've gone five times five or six not to let you guys uh you know in on too much You're going to eat lightning and you're going to crap thunder. Yeah, have it your way. Anyways, I hope I get through this. The beauty of this, we're recording this.

Or else I might have to cut the tape. So I can sprint to the toilet. Jeez. I can't wipe my ass no more. It's like a fucking abused housewife's eye. Don't touch it uh anyways sorry to give you that beautiful nose at the top of this show uh i want to remind you to make sure to follow me on parlor we're working to try to put these uh whole episodes on there and uh i want to thank everybody who's in this super chat room when the show premieres as you

know we rely on those contributions because YouTube is fucking around again. Yesterday's show was taken down completely, but you can get it on Patreon. Can they get it anywhere else? No, probably, right? This one wasn't personal, I don't think. I showed that black woman, the doctor from Nigeria with a heavy accent, I showed that black woman, the doctor from Nigeria with a heavy accent, and she was talking, singing the praises of chloroquine, hydroxychloroquine.

And they took it down on everybody's site, on Facebook, because our tech lords are saying that's misinformation. See, we're getting to it now, folks. It's getting real Orwellian. They're going to decide what misinformation is. Then they'll decide what hate is. And then they'll, and of course, anything they disagree with will be labeled hate. That's where we're fucking headed. I didn't even get to the, I sorry, I guess big tech got called out on the rug yesterday. They had to go in front of somebody in Washington, but I was enjoying the William Barr thing. Wait till we get to those clips.

enjoying the William Barr thing. Wait till we get to those clips. I am so ashamed of the Democrats and embarrassed for them. I almost felt bad for them. They were so fucking intimidated by his intellect. They were all on the defensive. They had him in there basically

to lecture him. They talked to him like he was a four-year-old kid. We'll show it in a few minutes. I couldn't believe what I was watching. And then I was stumbling through TV last night. I stopped on C-SPAN year old kid we'll show it a few minutes i couldn't believe what i was watching and then uh i was stumbling through tv last night i stopped on c-span and i watched like an hour and a half of it in between running to the bathroom so it is it's just embarrassing anyways uh how did i get

off that um anyways as far as the super chats go we appreciate it uh because youtube's kind of messing with us uh this is from rob m one of the super chaps uh he says pissed china flu canceled the jim thorpe show in pennsylvania i was supposed to appear at the jim thorpe uh theater he's uh yeah pissed china flu canceled jim thorpe it wasn't China flu is that what they told you I bet you that's what they told you they didn't like my politics they're the ones who complained that I said something about wanting another

Kent State so fuck them and everything they stand for Jim Thorpe would be ashamed you fucking fascist cocksuckers hope you're watching the show. Hope your theater, hope it doesn't burn down or anything. Hope you don't have a fire like an electrical. Fascist motherless fucks. How dare you? And you're in the arts business?

Stifling people? How fucking disgusting. Anyways, here are my dates real quick. September 17th through 19th, the Plaza Hotel Casino in Vegas. October 2nd, Jonathan's in a gunk with Maine. October 10th, Stand Up Live, Huntsville, Alabama. October 11th, the Zany's Comedy Club in Nashville. November 19th, the Improv in Raleigh, North Carolina. Barring COVID or people's politics, depending on who's running the goddamn. This is the world I'm living in right now.

Eventually, we're going to have to make a jump to another platform, I'm guessing. But please jump with me. That's all I'm saying. You guys are my lifeblood. What am I going to cut grass, get a paper out? Let's get to it. Page one. let's get to it.

Page one. Hey, folks, the legacy of George Floyd will continue to live on as he will soon be honored with a hologram. That's right, a hologram. No, they're ignorant. That's ignorant. Change.org has partnered with George Floyd Foundation to create the, oh, he created a foundation

to create the image of the 46-year-old, which will be displayed in glowing yellow lights along with his name. You can go right to it, don't wait for me. That looks like moths under a lamp. Uh-oh, here he comes. Now they're going to make a hologram of the cop's knee. comes. Now they're going to make a hologram of the cop's knee. It's a joke, everybody. But this is also a joke, in my opinion. Let me tell you why. Now he's a martyr. Now he's a hero. Guy had a police record. Tell the guy to shut up. Had a police record, you know, as long as my arm. Did porn. Is that who you hold up to high self-esteem?

High self-esteem, that made no sense. High esteem. Sorry, folks, it's a diarrhea. I'm dizzy. You ought to do a hologram of my asshole. With a fucking double whopper flying out at 180 miles an hour. So a hologram. So this guy's a hero.

Black community, you really got your values confused. And white liberals. It's not fair to just say black. Anyways, the image was unveiled Monday night in Richmond, Virginia, where a statue of Jefferson Davis, president of the Confederacy, used to stand. So we replaced a Confederate soldier with this guy. You know, kind of a con man, and again, doesn't deserve to be dead,

but I'm just saying, be careful. Have better taste in who you praise. Several of Floyd's family members gathered for the debuting ceremony. I'm not getting it. Why is everyone so fucking stupid? I don't know. Why aren't more people

interrogating like me? Tonight, the hologram is slated to appear in Richmond, but this time it'll be where Robert E. Lee, wow, black holograms are placed in white statues. What a fuck.

Where Robert Lee's statue formerly stood. Lee was the general of the Confederacy Army during the Civil War. From Richmond, the hologram will make five other stops in cities. Jesus Christ. George Floyd's touring, and I'm not. Between North Carolina, Georgia, and other southern states, following a similar route as the 1961 Freedom Rides during the Civil Rights era.

Can we let it go? Anyways, according to TMZ, Floyd's family said they wanted the hologram displayed in places they felt needed to see it the most right now. You know, those white racist places that have Confederate statues. Did you see any of the bar hearing? Did you see any of it? He went in front of some committee yesterday. And he didn't have to go, by the way.

He did this voluntarily. He wasn't subpoenaed. He did it himself. And the way they treated him, I was thinking about how they treated Hulda, and they never, never belittled him, talked to him like he was a two-year-old boy. The Democrats are so ignorant right now, so stupid, I can't describe, it was embarrassing. And they were so on the defensive because they knew this guy mentally could run rings around them. And you'll see it just in the questioning.

They had him in there to berate him. That's all this was about. Attorney General Barr clashed with Democrats on the House Judiciary Committee over accusations that he is carrying out President Trump's political wishes. Yeah, Eric Holder didn't carry out Obama's wishes, did he? They started this whole race thing. Don't forget it. As he appeared for a long-awaited hearing where tensions also flared over protests and riots following the george floyd yeah gotta mention

that in every fucking article um nadler started off he goes uh thank you for being here mr mr bar he said it with sarcasm pointing out this was the attorney general's first time appearing before the committee so here's him and nadler going at it instead you use pepper spray and truncheons on american citizens you did it here in washington you did it at lafayette square nationwide pause he's saying that trump and him are responsible for violence nationwide. Pause. He's saying that Trump and him are responsible for violence nationwide. Are we living in two different planets? By sending

in fucking federal forces using law and order to protect federal buildings and people's lives, they're causing violence. Are you fucking kidding me? I don't care how bad COVID gets or how bad the economy is. You're going to vote for that?

Because that's what you're going to get with Biden. They're blaming the fucking people trying to save these cities. Fucking idiots. Go ahead. ...suit of obvious political objectives. Shame on you, Mr. Barr. Can I just say, Mr. Barr? Shame on you. Can I just say, Mr. Barr? Shame on you. My time is expired.

For what purpose is Mr. Jordan's secret recognition? Excuse me. My time is expired. For what purpose is Mr. Johnson's secret recognition? Questions for the witness, and I will yield the floor to him to respond.

Mr. Chairman, you've conflated two different things. The effort, like legend, is to deal with violent crime. Crime that's committed on the streets of the city. Again, predatory violence like murder shootings, which are soaring in some cities right now. That does not involve encountering protesters, as you refer to it. Civil disturbance is a different set of issues. And I just reject the idea that the department has flooded anywhere and attempted to suppress demonstrators. We make a clear distinction between demonstrators. Well, I'm answering. And the fact of the matter is, if you take Portland, Portland, the courthouse is under attack. The federal resources are inside the perimeter around the courthouse defending it from almost two months of daily attacks.

Get this through your head, you. Get this through your head, you. You motherfucker, you. marched to the court, tried to gain entrance, and have set fires, thrown things, used explosives, and injured police, including just this past weekend, perhaps permanently blinding three federal officers with lasers. We are on the defense. We're not out looking for trouble. And if the state and the city would provide the law enforcement services at other jurisdictions, still, we would have no need to have additional

marshals in the courthouse. All right, that's good. That's the only time he got to talk. And you'll see they keep cutting them off and shit. Luckily, so they're blaming the forces that are trying to stop this rioting for violence

think about that fucking logic babies your tears are so yummy and sweet oh the tears of unfathomable sadness yummy yummy yes then uh what do we got jim jordan jim jordan steps in jim jordan's great this guy should be president someday uh he steps and he put together a little montage of what these democrats who are questioning bar call uh non-violent peaceful protesters spying oh he's gonna go off on russia that's why they're after you mr attorney general pause 15 months ago he's gonna explain why they're after you, Mr. Attorney General. Pause. 15 months ago. He's going to explain why they're going after, since William Barr, for the last year and a half, they've been going after him. And Jim Jordan says because he used the word spying with the Obama thing. And now it's true.

They have actual evidence that there was spying going on. Go ahead. April 10th, 2019, in a Senate hearing, you said this sentence, quote, I think spying on a political campaign is a big deal. Spying on a political campaign is a big deal. It sure is. And since that day, since that day, when you had the courage to state the truth, they attack you. They've been attacking you ever since, every day, every week, for simply stating the truth that the Obama-Biden administration spied on the Trump campaign. One year ago, New York Times headline said this, one year ago, quote, FBI sent investigator posing as assistant to meet with Trump aide in 2016.

The FBI sent a young lady who used the name Azra Turk to meet Papadopoulos in September of 2016. Piece of ass. They sent someone pretending to be someone else to meet a person associated with the Trump campaign. You know what they call that? They're spying. You know what they call that? They call it spying, motherfucker. Spying. One month later, October 2016, they used the dossier to spy on Carter Page.

The salacious, unverified dossier. Jim Comey's words, not mine. They took it to the FISA court. Didn't tell the courts that the Clintons paid for it, didn't tell the court that the guy who wrote the document, Christopher Steele, had already communicated to the Justice Department that he was, quote, desperate to stop Trump from getting elected. So I'll let me open. There were 15 more lies that they told the court.

17 in total. They're outlined by the inspector general, each and every one of them in his 400 page report. But guess what? Uh-oh. Chairman Nadler refuses to allow Mr. Horowitz to come here and testify and answer our questions about the 17 lies the Obama-Biden administration

told to the secret court. Yeah, Nadler. Fuck your mother! Okay. Yeah. Now he's going to get on to the violent protester shit watch how he makes him look like peaceful protest people protesters peaceful protest peaceful protest peaceful protest peaceful protest peaceful protest peaceful protest peaceful protest peaceful protest peaceful protest peaceful protest peaceful protest peaceful protest peaceful protest peaceful protest peaceful protest peaceful protest peaceful protest peaceful protest peaceful protest peaceful protest I'll be asking myself, my children, and the family of David Dorn.

We'd like to thank friends, neighbors, co-workers, and the community for showing all the love and support we've suffered through the tragic loss of my husband, my beloved husband, David Dorn. We'd also like to thank St. Louis Metropolitan Police Department for their hard work and perseverance in this investigation, as well as Circuit Attorney's Office. He dedicated his life to the city of St. Louis, retiring at the rank of Captain after 38 years of distinguishable service, then as the chief of mulling acres for almost six years you can't handle the truth during those years he's touched so many lives as a friend mentor co-worker and guardian pops getting beat up his life was senselessly taken for me from us

by an opportunist who had no regards for human life or the law this didn't have to happen but it must have been god's plan for david well god's an the traffic cone more black guys come together as a community and do better look at the piece of we need to teach our young people that life is very precious you are evil the left is evil we as a family are going to be taking some time to focus our attention on healing. Yeah. Peaceful protests.

That's why Jim Jordan showed that. But it's the feds and the cops that are causing the violence. How much more evidence do you need to know? They're just lying through their fucking teeth and they just want to fucking overthrow the way the country is. Then we got one more

of that woman, right? Oh, we got a guy ask, watch Barr here, by the way. He made them all look like assholes and he does it with a biting. He just sits there. By the way, he does it with a biting. He just sits there. By the way, he looks like Elton John.

He looks like Elton John in the face. It makes me fucking laugh. Put a blonde, faggy wig on him. Don't let your son go down on me. Don't let your son. Although I search myself, it's always someone else I see. So, yeah, watch him just with a, he just gives a short answer,

makes this guy look like an asshole. The effect of the St. John's Episcopal Church would have been overrun. No, that was on Sunday night, I believe. Are you aware that the rector of the church, that the Episcopal Archbishop of Washington and the presiding bishop of the Episcopal Church nationally, along with the Catholic bishop of the Archdiocese of Washington,

all denounced this police assault on the civil rights and civil liberties of the people? Did they do that before or after the fire was put out? He is a hundred times smarter than anybody questioning him. And they all fucking know it. Was that before? Did they do that before or after they lit the fucking church on fire? Look at shithead Shemp over there on the left. Jamie Raskin.

Being outdone by Elton John sitting on a toilet suit. He'd let him have it, did he not? Your tears are so yummy and sweet. Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness. Yummy, yummy. I think we have a new witch. This clip doesn't show her, but she's scary looking. That's why she's angry at the world, but then she's angry at Republicans. Another leftist woman who's just, you know, you couldn't get laid in a Turkish prison. But tell me she's not on the rag here. Her name's her last name's Dean. So you can look up Ms. Dean, by the way, MS. Watch this exchange.

Watch this exchange. The vote hurried up when the president needed to walk to church. And just today, Congress heard testimony from Adam DeMarco, a National Guard officer, deployed at Lafayette Square, confirming that he expected the square to be cleared after the curfew, after 7 p.m. I'm sorry, who was that? Adam DeMarco, National Guard. In the afternoon, I didn't have a question for you, sir. In the afternoon, you told us that you learned of the president's interest in crossing the square to go to the

church. Is it your opinion, Mr. Barr, that clearing protesters from Lafayette Square, which local officials were told to hurry up moments before the president's photo op with a borrowed Bible in front of a church was coincidence. Is this timing coincidence? I believe it is, yes. It's not coincidence. Post hoc ergo propter hoc. Is that what you're saying?

In a related matter, when asked about the use of pepper bombs... It wasn't a coincidence in this set, if you would permit me, Congresswoman. Okay? As I said, I used the analogy of MacArthur at Leyte Golf. We heard that. Thank you. I'll reclaim it. Okay, so.

Mr. Attorney General. He couldn't have walked. He said coincidence. Fine. We'll assume that that was all coincidence. I've already explained that it had been planned all day. Mr. Attorney General, the time is mine. We've waited a long time for you to come here.

Shut your fucking mouth! You waited to talk to me like this? You didn't need to wait so long. When asked about the use of pepper bombs fired at Americans in Lafayette... Pause, pause. Listen to what they're focusing on. The fucking country is burning.

We're on the fucking brink of civil war, and they're focusing on a shit that happened a month ago when Trump, remember? Dichotomy. Dichotomy in these kinds of things between chemical compounds and naturally occurring substances attorney general reclaiming my time there are rules by which we operate here i would ask you to respect them fuck off take a look at this the screen i've placed on this screen for reference as you are aware how your department describes pepper balls used on Americans in Lafayette Square. A 2009 justice report noted that the pepper ball, quote, systems accuracy and accompanying blunt trauma impact made it an ideal chemical dispensing system. So while you, in a quote, said it's not chemical, you today confirm

it is chemical, and you're aware of your department's policy chemical, you today confirm it is chemical and you're aware of your department's policy, are you not? What policy? What policy? The one I've just provided to you. What does it say? What's the policy? Well, I showed it to you. Finally, whether or not you authorized it at the time, perhaps you weren't listening listening i didn't see the policy what was the policy in there fine pause do you hear her tone fucking malignant cunt i didn't even put it on here i'm saying it now just a fucking defensive she's up against a white man who's brilliant making her look like the asshole that she is embarrassing women all across the country i put it up there for you well you must not have been

listening i mean we have fucking children on the left right in this country it's almost over go ahead whether or not you authorize the use of pepper balls pepper Pepper balls. That's what she's worried about. I did not ask you a question yet, sir. I'm asking you to please refrain from interrupting me. Make me a sandwich, whore. We watched horrifying videos played across the news and social media. Fuck you up! These kinds of irritants were used on protesters. So yes or no, and this is a yes or no, sir.

Have you begun an investigation of the use of excessive force in Lafayette Square? I think the IG is looking at everything related to, you know, the anti-rioting. So the answer is yes, you are investigating. The IG is investigating it. I will hope that he does not get fired. Tragically, what happened in Lafayette Square is no longer an isolated incident. Use of chemical here and there. I can't take it.

I can't fucking take it anymore. Fucking bitch. Later on, right? He's been sitting there for hours. Later on, he asked if he can take a five minute break. And Nadler goes, no. And he goes, Mr. Chairman, you were in a car accident this morning. He was in a fender bender, Nadler, on the way there.

I waited 45 minutes for you. He goes, I haven't had lunch yet And then Nadler gave in You Democrats are children You understand that, don't you? Anyways, I'm sorry we took so much But I found this shit fascinating It sent the chill up my spine That these people are supposedly leading us

Frightening Let's get on to a little COVID shit, shall we? It sent the chill up my spine that these people are supposedly leading us. Frightening. Let's get on to a little COVID shit, shall we? This is kind of an interesting clip. A couple in the U.S. have been filmed in a restaurant eating a meal through their face mask in an unsettling video that's gone viral. It looks like Homer Simpson. You know how they draw the mouse on those cards? Watch this.

It's kind of great. I'm glad we can get outside. Ah, nice first date. I think your brain is going to stop. I think your brain is going to stop. Virtue signaling. Oh, my God. Doesn't that defeat the purpose of a mask?

If you fucking expose your mouth. It reminded me. Does it remind you of Homer Simpson of Simpsons? I don't know. It's fucking creepy. The kid filming it, I think, was his son, so... I'm still not wearing a mask. Anyways, the businesswoman, 39,

donned a Demonte mesh face mask. That's what Paris Hilton used. She stepped out to dinner with her boyfriend, Carter Room, and friends in LA. It's likely the mesh mask would do little to protect. Oh, this is about Hilton, Paris Hilton, the second part.

Anyways. Oh, that dirty cocksucker. Anything to go viral. What the fuck did I do? I was on the toilet stapling the shit together. I get three stories. They probably wipe my ass. One of these page.

Where's the, uh, okay. Fucking his. This one kind of, uh, struck a chord with me. Cause I know I had it folks.

There's no fucking doubt. At the end of February, when I was on eight different planes in a two-week span, remember I told you my teeth were chattering, I sweat through my – I'm pretty sure I had it. So this kind of caught my attention. Even mild coronavirus cases can cause lasting cardiovascular damage. Skeptic – if you needed another reason to avoid coronavirus at all costs here's one skeptics of the disease and the necessity of shutting down the economy to stop its spray see how it's all slanted they can't write a fucking this is what journalism is now they promote their side instead of just trying to focus on the facts uh skeptics of the disease

necessity of shutting down the economy to stop its spread have focused on the fact that most coronavirus cases have been mild or even asymptomatic they're focusing on that because you keep reporting how many cases are new every day and you don't say the biggest and most important number uh that dr carlson said 99.8 chance that you're not going to die from it. That's why they focus on it. They've been mild or asymptomatic, mistakenly comparing COVID to just the flu. But a recent study of 100, wow, a whole 100 people, recovered coronavirus patients revealed 78 of them now have lasting cardiovascular damage.

Oh, they can't run the marathon. They do P90X. I'm still doing it't run the marathon. They do P90X. I'm still doing it. Not the marathon. The cardiovascular damage, even though a vast majority of them had mild cases of COVID. So that's okay. Yeah, they're weak people.

That's faggot stuff. You want to call it by its name? That's strictly for fags. That's right. The study published Monday in JAMA Cardiology details the results of cardiac MRI exams of 100 recovered corona patients. 28 of them required oxygen supplementation while fighting the virus, while just two were on ventilators. But 78 of them still had cardiovascular abnormalities after recovery, with 60 of them showing ongoing myocardial inflammation. These conditions appear to be independent of case severity and pre-existing conditions, though JAMA researchers note these findings need a larger study. Yeah, a fucking hundred people.

How many million people have it? Let's pick a hundred. I'd rather have lung problems later than wear a mask into a store. Call me an asshole. Rep. Louie Gohmert from Texas, who has often refused to wear a mask on Capitol Hill amid the coronavirus pandemic, has tested positive for COVID-19. He's a Republican from Texas. Gohmert tested positive for the coronavirus at the White House on Wednesday morning before he was set to travel with Trump to Texas, according to the report. As political notes, Gohmert has been walking around the Capitol without a mask. On Tuesday, he was in attendance for hearing with the hearing of the Attorney

General William Barr. Eric Wasson, he at one point didn't have a mask on when he was a few feet from Barr outside of the hearing. Questioned about this, Gohmert, when he was questioned about this by CNN last month, he said this. I don't want to talk to you. Get away from me. No, he said, I don't have coronavirus. This was a month ago. I never had it. But if I get it, you'll never see me without a mask.

But let's focus now. So he had it, right? He has it. And he didn't have a mask on. So let's see how many people get it he was at the hearing yesterday i thought i saw a clip of him with it on there but let's see how many people die oh my aching stem folks it's about keeping and you can't blame me for being this cynical since since the media is so corrupt and the democrat party is just an organized crime family and

using antifa as a fucking you know, their militia. You can't blame me for being cynical. But this whole COVID thing, I'm telling you, it's a plot to keep the economy in the dumper. I'll repeat it again. Was it 99.8 or 98.9? Whatever. It's a great

station. You should listen to it. 99.8% of people who get it don't die from it can't say that number enough let's uh let's sell some chat i got an email earlier today from our sponsor the donaldstuff.com with five new t-shirt designs that they put online today. Check these out. Different strokes. Different strokes. This guy's got the weirdest fucking mind. What's Trump doing there? I don't even...

And who's the black guy in different strokes? Todd Bridges? Oh! I didn't even get the how stupid am I? That's Biden. James Comey's the best one. And is that Hillary fucking 40 years ago?

Why are you making her look good? Then we got Blue Lives Matter. Back to blue. Talking about my balls. Team Trump. Then we got NASCAR. We got NASCAR KAG. Keep America

Great. And fuck looting. Fuck looting, rioting liberals. Is that Trump? It looks like there was a show on in the 70s with Marlo Thomas called That Girl. It looks like there was a show on in the 70s with Marlo Thomas called That Girl. It looks like her husband.

Fuck looting, rioting liberals. It's getting right to it. More dissension about masks in this country. Could we be any more divided? Honest to God. This is from a couple days ago. Did you see this? And I want you to notice that all the people that are filming this

shit and going, you're not wearing a mask, you're an asshole. They're Democrats and libs. They're the ones that would fucking rat you out for not having a hall pass when you were a kid. That's what they were as kids. They were little douchebags and they've grown up to be bigger douchebags.

I'm glad I bullied them when I had the chance. And I like to do it as an adult. But listen to this fucking elitist, sanctimonious twat filming this guy. You got to have a mask on, bud. Gwinnett County. He said, you got to have a mask on. Says who?

Says Walmart. Shut up, man. You're a fucking citizen. Shut up. Science that I'm a piece of shit, bro. Pause. Piece of shit. Fucking somebody call me that because I didn't have a mask on. I'm going to fucking charge headfirst into them.

Tackle them right into the fucking Cocoa Krispies. Where are they? Oh, that's Walmart. Yeah, obviously. Look at this guy. This is Georgia, Gwinnett County. This guy is way overdressed, Walmart in Georgia. Go ahead.

Why don't you got a mask on, bro? Mind your business. Bobby's a badass. Yeah, stay away from me, bud. Fuck you, you faggot. You selfish piece of shit. Oh, name calling. You selfish piece of shit.

Man, fuck you too. Keep your fuck you too keep your mask on keep your mask on what a fucking pussy don't say the fuck back for me six feet bud six feet six feet bud reaching for your gun old bobby badass i just watched it i just watched you you fucking unpatriotic piece of shit the best thing thing you could do for America is wear a mask. Listen to this brainwashed idiot. You're a pussy carrying a gun around. Fuck you. Oh, you're tough as he walks away. Fucking Dem elitist sanctimonial.

That's the reason I'll never put one on. You can tell me my mother has it. Fucking idiot. Don't say a fucking word to me. I'll get up and I'll bury this telephone in your head. You should have. I like a bitch. Put it on, you unpatriotic piece of shit.

Guy should have shot him dead right there. If I was the judge, I'd be like, you get two weeks and a robot. Grown men turning into little, I'm going to tell on you. What a country of fucking assholes. Me included. Go ahead. Speaking of dueling. Sashman, Palm Springs, California, has a question.

Nikki apparently knows me. What are your thoughts on bringing back dueling among the political elite and the slanderous reporters slash gatekeepers of D.C.? Would all of this far-left horseshit disappear overnight? Well, depends who has the quicker trigger hand. I don't know. I don't think Mitch McConnell's going to beat anybody in a duel. I got my gun over here. Hold on a second.

I don't know because the Democrats have more black guys and they'd be much better with a gun. So it'll be fucking close. Raz didn't like that one at all. His head tilted. Raz has to put up with a lot of this shit. I forget he's black.

That's how it's supposed to be. Yes, I say bring back dueling, but use AR-15s. Mine's on the way, by the way. Might he be here today or tomorrow? But you know what that means? Now I got to go to a shooting range I'm not familiar with and shit, and I look like an asshole.

I start shooting up the gift shop. I didn't know the trigger was a... Good idea, dueling. More coronavirus. Again, this wasn't in our country. This is in Belgium. Man bites another man over mass disagreement on bus.

We're losing our minds. A man in Belgium was bitten last Friday after asking another man to wear his mask properly on a bus. Robert Murphy, 56, said he was riding a bus in Antwerp and the person behind him coughed on the back of his bald head. Murphy gently asked the person to wear a mask, and that person apologized and obliged. Then Murphy said a man and woman got on. Oh, look at that bite. I'd pay a girl to do that to me. Nice tits.

Guy's like a C-cup. Look, he's got a thing over there that says me i'm irish bite me i'm irish so then a woman and guy get on together uh without uh with masks but they wear them around their chins not covering their nose or mouth having recently dealt with a subpar mask usage murphy asked them to cover up when they sat down uh across him he sounds like he's a little bit fucking nosy to me shut up mind your fucking business and shut up he's he's fucking asking everybody uh but this man was not having it murphy said the two exchange words with murphy calling the anti-mask man a bastard strong language we tussled until the man threw himself at my big tits and bit me on my left tit, the bigger one. I couldn't believe it.

He was like a mad dog, Murphy said. I pushed him. I pushed him away. Guy sees a nice pair of tits. He wants to bite him. I pushed him away, but he wouldn't leave me alone. The whole time he tried to bite me again, he says. Anyways, that don't happen on that buttons.

That's a nasty bite though. It's fucking gross. Again, unless you have a girl doing it dressed in leather and she's 18. Kept yourself in good shape there, Mr. Murphy. Guy did you a favor by removing a pound of tit fat. Mind your business next time. Let's sell some more shit, shall we? This episode of the DePaulo Podcast, sponsored by Immunologic.

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I wasn't saying that until after I think I have the antibodies in me. At least I got it first before I started shooting up my mouth. Didn't kill me is the point. I sweat through my sheets. Belarus president. I couldn't pick Belarus on a map if I fucking grew up there. Is that him? Is that the guy that used to do WWE to interview the wrestler? He's like, pull my finger, Mr. Putin. Belarus. I'd name a strip of that. Belarus to the center

stage. Belarus. Belarus president who claimed vodka right away you know it's near Russia who claimed vodka would cure coronavirus diagnosed with COVID-19. Belarus president Alexander Lukashenko today confirmed he has contracted

the killer bug. Killer bug. Having refused to lock down the country and continuing to take part in sporting events at the start of the pandemic i love fucking that part of the world look he's still playing hockey he's in a 70 and over league looks like maude's husband on the show maude you weren't even born then but it's a funny joke uh belarus alexander leschenko has previously come on the fire after refusing to lock down. Continue playing ice hockey as the disease spreads across the world.

The dictator also claimed that drinking 50 milliliters of vodka a day would protect people from the virus. The 65-year-old said during a meeting, here's him being interviewed, if I can find my thing. And then you get those dumb pedestrians. interviewed if I can find my thing. And then you get those dumb pedestrians. On the way over here, one old lady walked right in front of my car. I had to swerve right off the sidewalk to keep from hitting her. He says, this is my firm. He says, doctors came to such a conclusion yesterday.

He said he had the virus asymptomatic. He told citizens in April they should not even worry. No one will die from coronavirus in our country. I am saying this in public. He said this is my firm conviction, judging by analysis, not only of years. Allowing large sporting events, he says, to go ahead, he claims sport is the best antivirus remedy, is what he says. Go, go, Anthony, Shana, Lukashenko! Lukashenko also recommended that people should visit saunas regularly. That's what they solve everything with in that part of the world, vodka and saunas. I have cancer of the liver.

Get in a fucking sauna and grab some Stoli, bitch. According to the Belarusian Telegraph Agency, Lukashenko said, we are not canceling anything. I love this guy. We will host all the events we have planned. Let God protect us from the coronavirus, he said. I am like God and God like me. I am as large as God.

He is as small as I. He cannot abode me nor I. But he's here for me. Salacious 17th century. Cape Fear. Watch it. Learn it. Breathe it, Raz.

Wait a minute. Didn't you start to watch it? I did start it. This fucking guy starts movies in like fucking January and he finishes them in October. Then he goes, the plot made no sense. So it happens when you have a kids and a real life, I guess. What a show folks, huh? My ass is on fire. I could melt copper tubing in my ass right now. It's very clean though. I use those baby wipes. I don't mean to gross you guys out,

but you know, I use, I go through a box of them just in case somebody wants to lick my ass on the bus on the way to work. Republican Senator deletes ad with altered photo of Jewish rival. This one cracked me the fuck up. Georgia's Republican Senator David Perdue has removed a Facebook ad featuring his Democrat candidate, John Ossoff, after he was accused of being anti-Semitic for allegedly doctoring his rival's nose to make it appear bigger. Hates Jews. Hates Jews. hates jews hates jews the now the now deleted advertisement features a black and white photo of ossoff who is jewish that show him having an enlarged and distorted nose uh the ad show the whole article is written instead of saying the word shows it says show the ad show who wrote this the ad show osso up next to Democrat leader Chuck Schumer, who was also Jewish.

They're going after the Jews. What's the matter with these people? Hates Jews. Hates Jews. With a banner that reads Democrats are trying to buy Georgia. That's kind of a Jewish crack. I don't buy the picture thing. I think it's just distorted.

But but saying they're trying to buy Georgia. Help David Perdue fight back. Here think it's just distorted. But saying they're trying to buy Georgia. Help David Perdue fight back. Here's one of his messages. It seems foolish to have all this money lying around. Oh, you'd rather have it down at the bank where the Jewish guys can leer at it? Yeah. Vote for Mr. Perdue.

This message is approved by Dave Perdue. While Perdue's campaign has deleted the ad, they deny accusations that played an anti-Semitic trope. The campaign instead says the distortion was an accident and blamed it on an outside bender. Ossoff has since blasted his incumbent Republican rival, President Trump ally, calling the ad a divisive and disturbing tactic. Sitting U.S. Senator Dave Perdue's digital attack distorted my face to enlarge my big Jew nose. What? No. And extend my, can you put it back, the picture again? Because extend my nose. I'm Jewish. This is the oldest, most obvious, least original anti-Semitic trope. So if he did an original one, you would have a problem. The nose does look extended, okay?

But see how everything else is? Look at the black spot on his chin. You know what I mean? It's a distorted picture. If he did it on purpose, it's so fucking funny it's just fucking sneaky and unoriginal but i really don't see how his hair's all distorted and shit i don't know what to believe just the fact uh david padu comes on he goes i didn't do anything against my opponent. Oh, God. Anyways, he says, Senator, literally no one believes your excuses. Ossoff tweeted late Monday. Oh, boy, you.

Anyway, he says Perdue should take personal responsibility for his campaign and donate the money he raised using a doctored image of my face to nonpartisan group that promotes tolerance, peace, and reconciliation. They always have to go too far with it. Oh, God, if that's true, that's very funny. That shit cracked me up, man. I want to thank contributors to this show

since, like I said, YouTube is, you know, kind of messing around. Again, yesterday, though, I think they took down the show, like I said, because of that doctor from Nigeria. Remember I joked to Raz, I said, she's like a witch doctor. Well, the story came out today that she believes in alien DNA, and they're trying. I'm not racist. I'm a prophet. Every time I say something that could be borderline racist, it comes true, which makes it not racist. That lady was wearing a grass skirt and rubbing chicken blood on people's asses two years ago. That reminds me of, I worked with this comedian. He had a great joke.

That was in D.C., I think. I still remember. It's my favorite sarcastic crap he was in a cab took a cab to the club and the guy drive it was like from some nation in africa and the guy driving you know he goes i was a uh because i was a king uh in the country i grew up in comedian goes yeah whatever could you take a left on ninth your highness Comedian goes, yeah, whatever. Could you take a left on ninth, your highness? Here's the people who contributed since yesterday.

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Corpheus, Florida. Joseph Morales, California. Wet Market T-Shirt Contest. Good one. Illinois. Joe Lulilich,ralia we've seen that name many times and here's some monthly supporters at patreon.com kerry m michael smith andrew james and john brennan thank you guys so much very important right now can't stress it enough did you see that they caught uh somebody took a

picture of biden's notes i guess i don't even care out of the details i rich wood the great rich wood sent this to me um this morning so says something he's got bullet points it looks like a comedy list that's what i do cal cal mala cal mar i can't even say her name camilla harris do not hold grudges look at he i remember him saying that on tv this weekend uh debt of justice the people's lawyer not highest decisions to blah blah do we have another picture you know he looks at that it means nothing to him when he gets up there tell the truth Do we have another picture? You know, he looks at that. It means nothing to him when he gets up there.

Tell the truth, it says. He has to remind himself. Listen to what? Take responsibility. Restore something. Rebuild me. Well, here at the Nick DiPaolo show, we've got to hold us some more of his notes right here.

Dinner at 4.30. These are Biden's. Prune juice, 6.15. Murder, she wrote, 7.30. Bed at 8. Flo-Mac, 7 a.m. Lie to public, 9 to 5. Kiss black ass all day. Holy shit, we did a bit. Don't let

that out. Okay, Rez, take my thumb down. It's about my dick when it's flaccid. Very depressing, but it grows. It grows. It's a grower, not a shower. I'd rather a shower. I'd rather have a six-inch, seven-inch cock when it's flaccid that didn't work.

Because I'm a show-off. I want to see a girl's eyes get fucking frightened when I take off my underwear. Not filled with tears out of disappointment. Oh, my God. Another fucking hilarious story story what are we on page three we are kfc what a country we are the greatest country on earth kfc fried chicken smelling crocks sell out within a half hour of their launch. My first reaction to this, just what we need, some more footwear that black people are going to kill each other over.

I want to eat those things. And you know it was black people buying those. You have to. And we all love KFC. Well, I don't. I went very greasy now. Go to Parker's, right? Only in the South, you get great fried chicken

at a gas station. Publix. Good fried chicken. Yeah, I've seen it. I looked through the case. And that's coming from Raz, a black man. So you go to Publix for your chicken. What the fuck do I know? I eat... Colin Quinn thinks it's so funny.

I buy tuna sandwiches at gas stations in Subzich. And I know how to cook. Colin goes, you're like one of the best cooks I know. And I told him today about it. He goes, you go to Burger King? Yeah, it's delicious. So what if I need my ass replaced? Kentucky Fried Chicken and Crocs had a collaboration to release a new Kentucky Fried Chick with fried chicken scent croc.

Why crocs? Like, why not a cologne or something for the girl's crotch? You know what I mean? Edible panty. Why your feet? The new Crocs had clogs painted like fried chicken and buckets was topped with a chicken scented charm were unveiled in february at new york fashion we're just hearing about it now what are you talking about give me a pair of motherfuckers

i want to know it's sold out in a half hour. I want to know the racial breakdown of the customers. I really do. We are, but I mean, we all have fucking fried. It could be, but no, I'm sorry. Black people love their sneakers and they love their chicken. That's not racist. A lot of them are from the South, I heard.

Am I right, Raz? Who doesn't like fried chicken? It would be like making fun of Italians for liking pizza. Does that work? You know, the Northeast. Anyways, that's enough. I've had enough. I have to go put an ice pack on my sphincter.

But what a terrific show, huh? William Barr, fried chicken crocks, people getting their tits bit off. What the hell did I do with my Belichick story? I'll do that later. That is it for Wednesday, ladies and gentlemen. You know what's sad? They took that show down. When I went to bed

last night, yesterday's show was at like 40,000 already. That's what was a real kick in the ass. But go to Patreon. Can they see it? They have to be a member though, right? No? Oh, you don't have to be. It's free on Patreon.

There you go. Tommy thinks of everything. That is it. You guys think it. I will say it. You're very welcome. We'll see you back here tomorrow. have a good rest of the day everybody guitar solo We'll see you next time.