The Nick DiPaolo Show - Best Of SOTU Speech | The Nick Di Paolo Show #1862
Episode Date: February 26, 2026In this episode, Nick talks about Trump's State Of The Union Win and White House Interviews with Tom Homan and Doug Collins! The FULL SHOW is live streaming & FREE-ONLY on Rumble! Join our LIVE CHAT a...t 6pm ET every Mon-Thu or watch the FULL EPISODE anytime on demand after 7pm ET. Follow my Channel and get notified! https://rumble.com/c/TheNickDiPaoloShow MERCH - Grab some mugs, hats, hoodies, shirts, stickers etc… https://shop.nickdip.com/ PERSONAL VIDEO FROM ME – Send someone a personal video from me! Go to https://shoutout.us/nickdipaolo or www.cameo.com/nickdipaolo SOCIALS/COMEDY- Follow me on Socials or Stream some of my Comedy! https://nickdipaolo.komi.io/
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Anyways, it is Thursday.
Dallas is back from D.C.
What's the name?
Again, Dallas, what's the name?
I know it's a federal officer,
what's the organization?
Law enforcement today.
Law enforcement today.
He shoots a lot of stuff for them,
which allows him access to, you know,
some big names.
And we got Tom Holman
and another guy, Collins,
from Georgia, actually,
who's the head of Veterans Affairs
and got a couple
interviews with them. So, yeah,
look forward to that. This show is going to be,
obviously, because I haven't seen you
since Tuesday,
the, you know, state of the union, which was, it is, let me tell you something, just entertainment value alone.
We are going to miss this guy.
Just picture, just picture a Democrat following Trump or anybody who's going to follow him as a president.
And we're going to miss that.
Hey, he's not 100% politician.
I've never seen a guy with bigger balls, folks.
in my life. And like I said, my heroes are always
because I'm a guy, you know, since a kid, they were always
sports heroes, my dad. My dad
still my hero, but
this fucking guy, I have never
seen, and
I haven't heard one person go, he's so
positive. In the whole 10 years,
I haven't heard that, anybody say that on either
side. It's what he is.
And then I'm watching
the five yesterday, try not to throw
up with the fucking,
he lies about this, he lies
about that. Oh my God.
It's so obvious, and you'll see in the clips, if you missed,
you might have, I'm hoping you guys missed the state of the union
because he's a, this is, this was the best one ever.
Even for Trump, like somebody said,
this is better than his rallies.
This is, because he had the jerkoffs who hate you and I right there,
right in his face.
And he used it to his advantage.
He used it.
There's no barrier in between him
and the jerkoffs that have been trying to hold him back forever.
And boy, did he take advantage of it.
It was funny.
It was, he was, you know, he's a little, you can tell he's a little older.
His voice gets a little, but I said, how do the fuck, what's he, 80, 79, 80?
I go, how the fuck, think about it, the energy it takes.
And I'm 64, I feel like I'm, I'm, I feel like I'm.
I'm 164.
And I'll say it again, I have Jeb Bush DNA.
Remember during the debates?
He'd go, low, low energy, Jebush.
But, yeah, so these are really entertaining.
And, you know, what did I do since yesterday?
Nothing.
I did, but I can't remember it.
The fucking drugs are killing me.
Even Juan Ambien wipes my fucking, I felt good today.
I woke up again.
I don't know what the night sweats.
It's not like I was molested as a kid and I'm having night.
I know what the fuck is going on if I'm wrestling in my sleep?
I do know the sleep apnea is still there, though, twice last night.
And I woke up.
That wasn't even happening when I was diagnosed with it.
So I know that's in full.
And they don't have anything forward, folks.
They got these, they had the first of all, no one was going to use this fucking thing.
Then they have the smaller one that I tried with a host.
and the fucking thing and I'm bothered you know those black things you put over your eyes when you sleep I don't like that on my face
You know I mean? I
It's you know it's either a Florida State cheerleader or nothing
That's horrible that's horrible to say I always go with Florida State I don't know why I'll tell you later
I'll tell you why
Way before I met the wife let's put it that way I was at the clinic
for two weeks. What? Oh, yeah. All right, let's get to it. We get a bunch of clips. I don't know how long
how short they're going to be. It could be a short show or long show. I don't know. I get company
in town, the sister and the brother-in-law. I haven't seen them forever. And they're on their way to
Florida and stopping off here. So, you know, whatever that's worth. Today I'll be talking about
obviously the State of the Union. And it's strong. It's strong. It's strong. It's strong.
like so people have never seen.
White House
interviews
from a boy here,
Kevin. Kevin
Berk. Anyways,
we also have a
oh my God.
I read that as a Pedro
running for California.
Which makes sense. Yeah, well, kind of.
Exactly. It's a pito.
He's not, he's
They elected him, I think.
I think he's in, somebody said.
That's how they were reporting it.
A guy that he had a life sentence,
and now they have him on some fucking rights board or whatever.
The definition of West Coast stupid.
And if you guys remember, Crispin Glover,
he played Michael J. Fox's dad
and Back to the Future, which, by the way,
that movie didn't age well.
I didn't see it when everybody was raving over it.
And so I sat down like a year ago and I went, really?
This is what all the fucking hype is about?
I didn't quite get it.
It would have been funnier if they shot it when he's had this.
They should do a sequel.
He's like, oh no, that's going to happen to me.
Oh, that's horrible.
Michael J. Fox, I know you've never going to see this.
Although you're friends with Dennis Larry and fucking cool dude and great career.
Why he gets that thing?
and not, you know,
Elon Omar, a fucking
Talib,
fucking two miserable whores.
You better hope I don't run into you
in a mall or down here campaigning.
I will go there and throw a full hyniquet right at your fucking head.
Dallas will be with me to bail me out.
Anyhow, yeah,
and Crispin Glover,
anyways, that's where I was going.
He,
some woman's old girlfriend's coming after him from,
she said he kept her as a sex slugher.
and blah, blah, blah, blah.
Am I the only one without sex slaves?
I'm trying to feel left out here.
What about the Asians in your basement?
Oh, God, they're almost 20, but nine.
Anyhow, all right, let's get to it.
State of the Union.
When I say highlights, I'm not using that term loosely, folks.
It was so goddamn.
I'm going to show you to me the best moment.
Well, yeah, it was one of the best moments.
Yes.
It's a tie.
There's about three of them in there.
But Trump was talking about, obviously, transitioning.
And there was a young girl there who her high school kept her parents from knowing that they were treating her like a boy.
She thought she wanted to be a boy.
She actually went through some of the treatments, I believe, without the parents knowing.
Let that stand for it.
I got to believe your parents might.
be a fucking dead teacher somewhere.
You know, it's the one time violence is justified.
Somebody's fucking with your kids, especially something like this.
I mean, who do they think they are?
So she was in the audience.
She stood up and everybody applauded.
She's back to being a girl again.
Full ride to Liberty University, by the way.
And doesn't even look like a boy.
So, you know, they probably really had her confusion.
Anyways, the point is he wants to pass a lot.
But you can't, as he said, rip a kid away from some parents' arms to fuck with them.
So here's how he approached it, and this led to a great moment.
No state can be allowed to rip children from their parents' arms and transition them to a new gender against the parents' will.
Who would believe that we've been talking about me?
We must ban it, and we must ban it immediately.
Look, nobody stands up.
These people are crazy.
I'm telling you.
They're crazy.
Look at this guy.
He actually laughed.
I like that guy.
There's what separates him.
And the beauty of it is, there's no media right there for that moment,
in between them, to twist it and to turn it and to call him an asshole,
be blah, blah, blah, blah.
All America to see.
And I've got to believe there's independence and people on the left who actually agree with Trump on that one.
I know there's a lot who don't, I mean,
Let me tell you something, folks.
I just say this before I even forget.
All I'm hearing is how bad the Republicans are going to do in the midterms and all that shit,
which may not be true, but I can't believe I'm even hearing it.
To me, that's a sign if it's true.
If it's true and Trump's is polling as bad as he is with independents and Democrats,
if that's true, it's what I've been saying forever.
The whole game is rigged.
You can't have a guy, a president like this, who's done so much in a year, more than the last five presidents, as far as I can see.
And you're going to tell me he's polling horribly because of prices of food haven't come down yet and all the other horse shit.
That's the thing about everything costs so much still.
School, blah, blah, blah, bleb.
You know, it takes a while.
It's the economy, by the way.
That's always a lagging indicator.
But you want me to believe that they're going to get slaughtered.
And if that's true, we're done.
We are fucking done as a nation.
And if they do lose it amid terms, what that does, you know,
he has all three chambers locked up, not now the house or whoever the Senate can, you know,
block stuff.
And he can't get shit done.
I can't believe what I'm hearing, though.
I really can't believe what I'm hearing.
And you're going to tell me you're going to show ads like that and people are still going to vote Democrats.
I just, I want to give people in this country more credit.
But if that's the case, it is all rigged from day one.
This shit is planned 20 years ago.
The Bilderberg group, the deeps, whatever you want to call it,
they meet in the room, fucking five world shapers,
and they plan this shit out like the Rockefellers years and years ahead of time.
I'm not fucking kidding you.
Read it.
I hope I am wrong.
I just don't know how that can fly in the face of,
reality like that. He's done all this shit. But it's about affordability. He said prices will come down.
Let me tell you, none of that matters if your country's got 15 million illegals in it.
There's no law and order. Your schools are at. None of that shit. None of that shit matters about
chicken prices, unless you have all the other shit first. I just don't believe it.
I can't believe what I'm hearing
like he's this they're talking about him
like he's Paul like he's you know
I thought it was the
the best 12 months we've ever seen
of course we don't we know the idiots
and again if the if the left didn't have the
fucking media as their propaganda arm
and they always have since I've been following politics
they'll always be in the race
because that goddamn television
can brainwash millions and millions.
And with Trump, they're going,
he's lying about this,
then you can check the stats.
Check the stats.
Is he lying at D.C.?
Is fucking almost crimeless right now?
Or Memphis, Chicago?
That they're not way better
than they were before he sent troops in?
You can check that shit.
That's the stuff that's important.
Who cares with the price?
And by the way,
eggs are down 60%. At least he said that in the price.
What, what's the, what do you care what the price of fucking steak is if you're going to get stabbed on the way to the supermarket?
Anybody, you cock suckers?
That's what he should be able to say that too during that.
It's just, again, I almost want to, I'll wash my hands at this shit, folks.
I will wash my hands at his fucking part, all that other fuck.
I don't, I don't even know that I'll,
I'll just read all the classics I should have read in college, all that shit, and do the bare minimum to get by until I die.
Okay?
That's my plan.
You'll find me, the cops will find me rotting in my bedroom.
You know, I'll have the great Gatsby on my chest.
Trying to think of a better one.
All right.
So fuck, I just, anyways, he goes, they're crazy.
They're fucking crazy.
And you know how many people at home must have been,
yeah, they're fucking.
And it gets better.
That's not the craziest thing they did.
And by the way, what they did was,
they just provided a ton of commercials for Trump
for the midterms and shit.
You show that in the midterms?
And what else is coming up?
Okay, let's, he came out
and the first five minutes was,
we've done this, what the nation is strong.
And he listed all the shit that you can check on.
And then I watch his left wing shows
he's lying about that.
Jessica Tarloff
on the five, who she's the lefty.
I don't know where she gets her information.
But I've heard her do this like
on, you know, five times now
with Trump and she's never right in the end.
She might be right this week. The polls are a snapshot.
Anyways, next clip.
This leads into winning.
Our country is winning again.
In fact, we're winning so much.
that we really don't know what to do about it.
People are asking me, please, please, please,
Mr. President, we're winning too much.
We can't take it anymore.
We're not used to winning in our country.
Sounds like my honeymoon.
What?
You came along.
We're just always losing, but now we're winning too much.
And I say, no, no, no, you're going to win again.
You're going to win big.
You're going to win bigger than ever.
And to prove that point here with us tonight.
is a group of winners who just made the entire nation proud.
The men's gold medal Olympic hockey team.
Come on in.
I love it.
Gutful had my buddy Sherrod Small on who's black last night.
He goes to Sherrod after they show this.
Are you mad there's no black guys in the team?
Sherrod goes,
The puck is black.
Yeah, so they chanted USA for about the next five minutes.
And that one, the Democrats, I think they,
felt obligated. They didn't stand up because they wanted to. They're like, we have to stand up
for this one. But you know what? They blew all that later on. They fucking blew it out of the
water. And not all of them fucking stood up. It's, you know, Jack Hughes, by the way, the kid who
scored the winning goal, you know, he's Jewish? I'm just saying Jewish, not a lot of great Jewish
athletes. The ones that do play it. Very good, naturally. Naturally. He's going to need a dentist. I don't
know where he's going to find a dentist, a Jewish kid.
But his teeth all busted.
He got a chop, which is so great.
If you're a hockey player, you're not
missing those. It's like having a cauliflower ear
when you're a UFC fighter.
If you're not missing your choppers, I want you guys
to Google Bobby Clark.
He was the captain of the Philadelphia
Flyers in the 70s.
A dirty player and a great player.
But he loved to fucking use a stick and pull
your eye out with it. And he was
missing his choppers. Every
picture. He'd never put him in. Now today they put
him in for interviews and shit. This motherfucker
had fangs.
Check Bobby Clark out.
Anyway, so this kid's teeth are all busted
and they have that picture of him. Have you seen it
with the flag? Right after
the game, he's still on the ice. You got the flag around.
He's smiling and he's got blood
here. Teeth busted.
You have
to fucking love it.
And the fact that they came, and of course
the Dems had to put a spin
on this to a saying, because
Trump, and this is what happens when you're a guy's guy, and you're with a bunch of other guys.
They had Trump, after the game, Trump called. He's on the phone. They get him on speaker.
And he says, we're having a state of a union. We want you to come Tuesday, blah, blah, blah.
And he goes, you know, I'm going to have to invite the girls team, too. Although they'll impeach me.
So they turn that into a, you know, oh my God, with a massage in his pig.
Bub, bop, beep, boop. No, that's about right, I'd say. It's about right. We are proud of the girls won.
Canada. That's their arch rival.
Of course. And they did an overtime.
And very impressive.
But until they
can beat a men's team, I'm going to fucking
say shit like Trump said.
A little bit sexist.
But yes,
just as proud. But they had to
throw that spin on it. And the girls didn't accept
his invitation, by the way, to
the White House. They said they had other obligations,
which is what you always say.
When a fat girl calls
you in high school. Yeah.
I got to go clamming with my uncle.
Yeah, but your uncle lives in Denver.
I know.
So they said they had prior obligations.
They're not going to go to the White House, the girls.
Which, you know, it's true.
They just, they have no interest in him.
Good.
Stay on that path.
Boy, if they ruined a generation of,
plural, generations of young women who just fucking love them,
they live on their phone with their face at it,
and they think they don't, this shit doesn't stink.
Ufa.
It really is. Some of them are horrible.
Yeah, but Nick, we're all for equal
paying all that shit. I'm not saying that part of it.
That would have come around eventually.
You didn't eat Gloria Steinem and a bunch of lesbians
for the last 60 years fucking screaming at you.
Angry. Angry!
They're angry.
Angry people.
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Anyhow, so that was the hockey team. This fucking thing. If I talk for more than 30 seconds,
it dies on me. Let me get this fucker going. Don't leave
lumps in, you know, we need the time.
All right, we move on.
The next clip was about
the tariff, you know,
all these tariffs had bring in tons of money
and the Supreme Court had to vote on it, whether it's
constitutional or not.
And
this is Trump's baby.
And he makes a great
point here above all the billions we're
bringing in also makes our
country secure because he can spend it on the military,
spend it here, blah, blah.
But of course, Supreme
court that is so far right according to the view and everybody else. They fucked him twice already.
Here he is talking about the tariffs and the Supreme Court's. He kept going, unfortunate decision.
Mendous growth. And the big story was how Donald Trump called the economy correctly.
And 22 Nobel Prize winners in economics didn't. They got it totally wrong. They got it really wrong.
Pause. He had the exact, what do you say, 23 or 22?
He knows how many people got it wrong.
And the people, I don't know if they get it wrong or they just lie about it.
There's a guy that wrote for the New York Times.
He was actually a Pulitzer Prize economic.
What's his name?
Paul Krug.
Just a fucking know-it-all asshole who shits on every reply.
He's as liberal as they come.
And even he had to admit he was wrong during Trump's first term.
He knows business.
You don't.
You never ran a business in your life.
You're right about it.
All right, go ahead.
And then just four days ago, an unfortunate ruling from the United States Supreme Court.
It just came down.
It came down.
Very unfortunate ruling.
Look, pause.
That's the Democrats applauded.
Not because it's good for America.
Because it went against Trump and it's bad for America.
At what point do you, you know what I'm saying?
They really, I don't understand how half the country doesn't know.
They probably do.
Like I said, they give you the importance.
this country is more liberal and it's not. It's still way it's right center right. Still is.
Um, go ahead.
But the good news is that almost all countries and corporations want to keep the deal
that they already made, right Scott?
Scott Besson.
Knowing that the legal power that I as president have to make a new deal could be far worse for them
and therefore they will continue to work along the same success.
along the same successful path that we had negotiated before the Supreme Court's unfortunate
involvement.
You hear what he said?
He goes, yeah, we're going to renew the deal.
We're going to find a way around it.
And he already had Besson call the other countries and say, look, agree with what we already
agreed to it.
We're going to whack you good.
They know what they're doing.
Scott Bessent openly gay fellow, by the way.
I don't get that vibe either, not that it matters.
fucking money genius.
Because he doesn't live his life around.
Exactly.
He doesn't care about the price of cock.
Whether Biden's in office or Trump,
it comes very cheap to him.
I'm saying Scott Besson's great,
that's what I'm saying.
Anyhow, so yeah,
he had the Supreme Court right there.
He was shaking their hands before the thing, too.
And I could tell he didn't mean it
because he turned around him in a camera and he went.
Let's move on to then.
he did was he started to acknowledge
some of the great Americans who put
their life on the line first every day
and
he had them there and I learned
something I was watching TV yesterday
the first person to do it
I think I learned this from
Jesse Waters I heard him talking about
it the first person to invite
people
to the in person to the
state of the union address
was Ronald Reagan
who do you invite
oh God don't
Let me, his name was Lenny.
I know it.
He was the guy that, if you guys remember this, if you're old enough, Dallas, I don't even think you were, this was early 80s.
Yeah.
Yeah.
A plane taken off out of Dallas or one of the DC airports, crashes as it takes off, hits a bridge on the Potomac.
This is in the middle of winter, by the way, like January or February.
Okay?
Crash, it was unbelievable.
People in the water floating, you know, it's like the water is at one degree.
above. There's ice.
You know, it's a frozen...
Some guy, just a regular dude, sees a woman.
And I remember her. They had her on camera.
She was literally like...
It's like she was in shock.
She was just doggy paddling in the middle.
She didn't know where she...
This fucking guy dives in with his clothes on
and swims out and gets her.
And he was on...
You know, they showed it for weeks.
And saves this woman's life.
So Reagan had him first to the...
And his name was Lenny, I believe.
So that's what they should call this now.
Anytime you have people come in,
the president invites you, you're a Lenny.
So this is Scott Ruskin.
You guys remember when there was a wicked flood last year
and there was a girls camp right near the riverbank
and it rose 26 feet and drowned how many hundreds of young little girls?
Well, this guy, Scott Ruskin, he's a Coast Guard guy,
but it sounded like he had his own helicopter.
I remember hearing the story, unless I'm confusing it,
They didn't, because Trump even says, they didn't know where he came from.
All of a sudden his helicopter shows up.
You know, people, kids are drowning in the river.
And he lowers himself, obviously he's got a co-pilot.
And lowers himself on a rope and saves, oh, here you go.
It's unbelievable what he did.
And people like this should be acknowledged not just on one night of the year.
They should get their own sitcom.
Good shit.
Go ahead.
A 11-year-old, Millie, Kate McCleamond, close her eyes and prayed to God.
She thought she was going to die.
Those prayers were answered when Coast Guard rescue swimmers Scott Ruskin descended from a helicopter above.
Nobody knew where he came from.
It was Scott's first ever rescue mission, young guy.
Very brave, very, very top, always top in his class.
And he lifted not just Millie Kate, but 164 others to safety.
What?
164 others on top of the little girl.
I killed a gopher with the stick once, Frank Byrne.
That's him and the little girl he saved next to him.
I'm fucking real.
Can you imagine?
How long did that take?
164 people like one at a time?
Holy moly.
How come we haven't seen that footage?
Because it's positive example.
Well, you'd think Fox would show.
Unbelievable.
How do you
can see him with his friends
and they're bragging, yeah, I saved a cat
out of a tree yesterday.
Who gives a fuck?
Then he moved on to
this is a good one.
Insider trading.
As you know, the Congress,
the senators and the people in
Congress have been known to get inside information.
You know, and it's sort of not a secret.
I mean, Nancy Pelosi
is a zillionaire, and she
is a politician
in her whole life.
Supposed to be serving us
and she's a zillionaire.
You know.
How's that possible?
How did that little
scumbag, Somali piece of shit
yeast infection
fuck stain,
Omar,
she made $30 million in the last year,
they said.
Can you fucking imagine?
Trump, you want to really impress me?
Throw her the fuck out
before the end of
May
and take her fucking hairy
fat pig friend with her, Talib.
Talib had a button on that said
fuck ice. Nice, huh?
And it's just anger,
because again, I mean, at least
Talab's unfuckable, and the other one
fucks her brother, so what are you going to go?
But here he is talking about insider trading,
and of course Trump has to get a zinger in,
which I was sitting there going,
I hope he has to, anyways, here he is.
That all Americans can profit
from a rising stock market, let's also
ensure that members of Congress cannot corruptly profit from using insider information.
Look at even this stick figure stands up. I don't know why. She's rich, too. She's a politician.
She's rich. That's good. Oh, you approve? Sit down, you fucking dink. They stood up for that.
I can't believe it. I can't believe it.
Did Nancy Pelosi stand up if she was here?
Look, the fucking smile went right off her face.
Why?
Why did it go off your face?
She stood up again, by the way.
He said something else about inside trade.
She stood up again.
God forbid, she's probably kicked out of the fucking party now.
Right?
Wasn't that great?
Do you know 75 of them didn't show up?
They boycotted it.
Do you understand?
And they held this weird.
fucking alternative where they had people
dressed in frog costumes.
Frog costumes and a giraffe
and you guys might have already seen that.
Yeah, those are,
I guess those of the frogs represent revolution.
I don't even know.
But the guy in the giraffe suit,
I guess he was a politician.
And he's singing a Bob fucking Dylan tune
and he's in a giraffe suit.
And you guys have the balls
to look at any Republicans and go,
they're so stupid.
What are you doing?
those aren't politicians on the left.
Those are activists.
Do you understand?
Those are activists pretending to be politicians.
This is the worst crop the Democrat has ever had.
I mean, even Obama's like, these fucking people are nuts.
Benny Johnson said it best, said that's all the theater kids that couldn't adjust to society.
Yeah, well, Benny's about 40 years late with that, because I was saying that on tough crowd.
That's who it is.
The kids that the fucking nerds are running that have the keys to the gym.
but that's right.
I always said it.
It's not so much about politics.
It's what happened to them as kids
that they never got over.
And, you know, that doesn't mean they're dumb,
so they went to school and educated,
and this is what they do with it.
And they still can't get over it.
How many, and Hollywood just backs all that up.
The people that run Hollywood are the same people.
You know?
You think Judd Apatow is popular in fucking high school?
And they back it up.
How many movies have you seen?
where the asshole at the high school
has the letter jacket on, the football player.
How many times you're going to say?
I was complaining about that when I was 24.
Because I was that asshole.
It wasn't fair.
Anyways, so yeah, a nice dig at Pelosi.
So she's not there.
And like Dallas said, they had some alternative
circle jerk at the red roof in
where Nadler was in the middle of the circle
with no shirt on getting covered
with this fucking pastry cream.
Fat fuck.
This is the show I'm going to do for now on.
Hey, let's look at her.
She was all smiles and shit until he does.
Well, you know why she can met?
She knows it's true.
And her, too.
She's not fucking poor by any means.
Bernie Sanders, Mr. Socialist, has four houses.
They're all hypocrites, but you people on the left,
you keep voting for these assholes.
Let's take a look at, uh, this is, here's the highlight of the night.
This is the one that's going to sink the Democrat Party, unless again it's rigged.
They're already saying Trump is, they're already saying because Trump wants to pass the voter ID thing, the Save, it's called the Save America Act.
They're saying because he wants, that's him preparing to steal the election.
That's what they're all singing from yesterday on the left.
And remember what they do.
They accuse you of what they're always doing.
Joe Biden got smoked in that election that he supposedly won.
And there's still, every time you're reading the paper,
I don't care if it's on the internet, on your phone, wherever.
On your phone, that is the internet.
No matter when they report about the 2020 election,
they go, and Donald Trump's baseless claim,
they still say it.
They have to say it.
Or they're shot by the head of CBS or whatever the fuck.
I shouldn't say CBS.
They're actually coming around.
This woman Barry Weiss took over.
Anyways, this is, this is the highlight of the show.
It's about illegal immigration.
And if this doesn't, if you guys see this,
and I know you're going to just,
I guess you can't, if you hate Trump,
you're never going to change your mind,
no matter what he does.
But if this doesn't,
the people that are supposedly on the fence or independence,
if this thing I'm about to show you
doesn't change your mind about the left
and how little they give a fuck about you in this country,
I don't know what will.
But this was so beautifully played,
and it was the highlight.
It's about defending illegal immigrants.
There's a white family having...
So tonight I'm inviting every legislature
to join with my administration
in reaffirming a fundamental principle.
If you agree with this statement,
then stand up and show
your support. The first
duty of the American
government is to protect American
citizens, not a legal alien.
Wait till you see Ilan Omar
fucking hate in her eyes.
This applause went on for five minutes, so we had to
edit it a little bit. Look, look.
Pause. See the look on his
face? That was the left going, they
fucking got us.
They looked embarrassed. Some of them
didn't know what to do. They were looking at each other.
Gee, somebody get Pelosi on the phone.
Should we stand?
If we don't, we're going to look like assholes.
But if we stand, we're going to look like assholes.
Oh, my God, he got him trapped like a rat.
Go ahead.
That was beautiful.
He's looking at the dams going, look.
He has been beaten the shit out of them.
Not one stood.
Here's video 5B.
Isn't that a shame?
You should be ashamed of yourself, not standing up.
Put the camera on the two douchebags.
That is why I'm also asking you to end deadly sanctuary cities that protect the criminals
and enact serious penalties for public officials who block the removal of criminal aliens.
In many cases, drug-loor murders all over our country.
I'm only kidding, folks.
You can't say that.
I'll pull her hat on.
I'll pull her hat on.
And you should be ashamed of you said.
That's it.
That commercial should be running on a loop starting today until the midterms.
But again, like I said, we're so, we have such a short term memory, but the cants is already into the bone marrow on the left.
They don't care.
They don't care.
They didn't stand for a, you know, the girl that got stabbed in Carolina.
Remember the guy fucking, her mother was in the office.
audience, they called and she was bawling her eyes out like she should be.
They didn't stand for her.
Trump's like, you have to be kidding me.
So you're going to tell me those things aren't already on a reel somewhere waiting to go?
Oh, they are.
Oh, that one, that one, about the illegal immigration.
But like I said, they're so diseased, why are they going to, they wouldn't change your mind.
Then he went on to a voter ID because that's so racist.
You know people of color aren't smart enough to get a license, right?
Check it out.
It's very simple.
All voters must show voter ID.
Wow.
What a novel concept.
What are you whispering about, Hakeem?
All voters must show him.
He's got a spite of all.
Of citizenship in order to vote.
Hey.
Look at it.
And no more crooked.
mail in ballots except for illness, disability, military, or travel.
None.
None.
And this should be an easy one.
And by the way, it's polling at 89% including Democrats.
89%.
Okay.
And you still won't stand for it.
And even the new communist mayor of New York City, I think he's a nice guy.
Speak to him a lot.
Bad policy, but nice guy.
He just said they want people.
people to shovel snow. They got hit hard. Want them to shovel snow, but if you apply for that
job, you need to show two original forms of ID at a Social Security card.
That's true. But Mondami doesn't think you should show an ID.
Yes, they want a notification for the greatest privilege of them all voting in America. Now,
it's no good. No good. Both Republicans and Democrats overwhelmingly agree on the policy that we just
enunciated, and Congress should unite and enact this common sense, country-saving legislation right now,
and it should be before anything else happens.
What have we learned tonight about Democrats?
Illegals are more important than you are.
They want to steal the election because why else would you not want voter ID?
What else you need to know about them?
They have four mutilating kids.
as far as, you know, transitioning.
They're for all that shit.
All the, and all these issues like they say are like 80, 20.
And they think they're, I don't know what they're thinking.
You're a politician.
You'd rather be on the 80% side.
I think that's how it works.
What are they doing?
It just shows they fucking, they don't dislike this country.
They think it's one of the worst countries around.
And thus they hate your fucking guts.
And he had them by the fucking short hairs.
They can't even make up
a good excuse with that one
because nobody's buying it.
It's racist because black people
polled what people should show ID.
It's hilarious.
They couldn't show their cards more
that they're so anti-American.
Again, because the media's on their side,
you got nitwits like Rachel Maddow
and fucking Nicole Wallace and The View
and pick any,
ABC, NBC of, you know.
So finally, he gets to World War II veteran.
This guy, 100 years old.
Imagine having the energy to go out to this thing at 100?
My sisters come with a bread lots and I have crying.
World War II, 100 year old fight a pot.
He was in a dog fight.
with like five Russian planes.
Five or seven, they said.
I can't remember.
But anyways, he survived and did a lot of,
he was a hero, like they said.
He was a legend way before this night.
People have been talking about him in the military end.
Check out this guy.
Royce Williams served in World War II, Korea,
Vietnam flying more than 220 missions.
In the skies over Korea in 1952,
Royce was in the dog fight of a lifetime, legendary dog fight.
You get married.
Flying through blizzard conditions.
His squadron was ambushed by seven Soviet fighter planes.
Seven.
It was his first aerial combat of the war,
and despite being massively outnumbered and outgunned.
Royce led the takedown of four enemy jets
and almost destroyed the others, vanquishing his adversaries.
That's out of the movie.
Tom Cruise can't publish it.
In a movie, he couldn't.
plane and being seriously hurt.
264 bullet.
His story was secret for over 50 years.
He didn't even want to tell his wife, but the legend grew and grew.
But tonight at 100 years old, this brave Navy captain is finally getting the recognition
he deserves.
And the hand job from Maloney.
Everybody.
He was a legend long before this evening.
Royce, please stand up, and I will ask the First Lady of the United States to present
Captain Royce Williams with his
Congressional Medal of Honor.
He's like, thanks, I can enjoy it for 20 minutes.
What a hell of you people, Ben?
I'm sitting around at home, waiting for this thing
to show up in the mailbook, Christa. Can you
imagine? Can you
imagine? Think about
that. He's still around. He was in the
fucking World War II.
He was the best guy around.
Oh, damn it, yes. Well done.
Let's get on real quick,
since Dallas took the time in D.C.
As you know, Dallas, he shoots a lot of stuff.
And the name of the, is law enforcement today.
Law enforcement today.
He does a lot of work for them.
So he had to do some stuff in D.C.
There he is.
No, that's not the waiting room at Sloan Kettering.
There he is with Tom Holman, our boy,
who we might be able to get on the show, I heard.
great pick
and we want to thank
Kyle Reyes
for letting us use
the footage you're about to see
so we appreciate it very much
and thanks for being on the show before
so
first up we had Tom Holman
right
and this is just a bit of each interview
to you know
you got to acknowledge guys like this
I don't care if it's this show or a bigger show
or whatever but here's Tom Holman
a couple of guys asking him questions
we're out here at the White House
It is the day after the state of the union.
And I'm going to be honest, we're a little bit partial.
We are out here with our favorite member of the administration.
Borders are Tom Holman.
Tom, thanks for joining us today.
Thanks for having. I appreciate it.
So what's high right in?
What is the latest?
Because the fake news tells one story.
You and the men and women on the ground tell the truth.
What's the state of our border situation?
Well, look, we got the most secure border in the history of the nation.
even better than Trump 45.
No oil alien has been released from the border in almost 10 months.
Daily apprehensions are just above 100.
100.
To turn that to 15,000.
And everybody we apprehend is immediately removed and detained.
So most secure border history of the nation.
But we want to vote down.
Right.
It means less illegal immigration.
But it means the board patrol, since they're not overwhelmed,
like the Biden administration, they're all on the line.
doing the job which means less fat and all killing Americans which means less sex trafficking women
children which means less known expect of terrorist crossing border more secure border in history
the nation which means what strongest national security we've ever had because we control what comes
in or who comes in this country so i'll say this we were out there on the border underneath the
Biden administration because we were being told by fake media fake news that border patrol wasn't working
with dps and other state and locals so we decided let's go out there
and see what's actually going on. When we got out there, border patrol was dropping boats in the
Rio Grande right there in Shelby Park and we said, what's going on? Why are they lying about this?
What are the lies? Trump comes in, says all the claims that he's going to make this border
the most safe border in American history. We go out there again and it was. It was crickets out there.
Border Patrol was able to do their jobs. Border Patrol seemed happy. The morale was up.
They wanted to do what they were doing because they weren't handcuffed anymore. Can you talk about
the morale a little bit of what our Border Patrol agents are feeling?
I went down there during a Biden administration, I made over 30 trips to the board in four years.
During Biden.
30 trips.
How many did you come on a make?
I was a board of religion.
I wore that uniform, so I'm able to talk to the men and he was a cop.
And he was a cop.
And he was a cop.
And I was in the toilet.
As a matter of fact, I remember one time I was talking to a couple board of delays and I was actually on the ground with Texas DPS.
And I helped sign cut a group.
I used to be an agent, so I just helped them.
There's two agents sign cut.
sign cutting?
Do you know what that?
I didn't know what he's talking.
I said I'm talking to the two agents.
Tell me what you're going to every day.
One agent said he felt like an Uber driver
because he simply arrested electrical air is
and driving to the station to be processed and get released.
Can you imagine?
They drive him to the airfield
that would make him.
Biden-funded air flight to the city of their choice.
The other agent said he simply felt like a tour
agent because there was no enforcement he goes to enforcement means you catch him
and send him to the final destination to reunite with the people that paid for the smugger
and triplets is a felony he was that's not enforcement so one said he was a tourist
agent the other said he's an Uber driver morale is in the tank record number
retirements record number people just walking away from job and quitting the morale on the
board toll is on all-time high the men and women are just simply happy they get the
old tick-tuck in the force of laws of this country they know they're
making this country safer. They know they make this country
more secure. And that's what we're all
about. That's why they put the uniform on.
But let's
vote the other way on the midterms.
And let's change all this. Because this sounds
horrible, doesn't it? So that's
why
I will not talk politics anymore
if this
you're probably happy about that.
All right. Two hours are the dick jokes.
And I'll show it on
fucking whatever.
Instagram and then I'll sell tickets.
Maybe I'll stomp a squirrel with my pumps.
Do you know there's a fucking website that showed that?
It was like a fetish people have with high heels and little yellow chicks
and stomping them.
That was a fetus people here.
There's no devil though.
And finally we have, is it Doug Collins?
Doug Collins.
He was a former congressman from here in Georgia.
He was a Air Force chaplain for 25 years.
he was in the Navy before that, and Trump put him in charge of veteran affairs because it was a
complete disaster like anything else. Biden would pay lip service to it. And Trump put this guy in
charge, and you're going to see why? Because he's just a godfaring, hardworking guy who loves
his country. And that's who should be doing it. Not me. I don't like anything.
Terry Collins, I mean, we have tons of law enforcement officers.
Terry Collins?
Within our association that are veterans.
They're in need all over the place.
We have homeless vets that are out there that are in need.
And for so long and for so many years, we bypass them.
We let them starve.
We let them sit down on the streets.
Can you tell us what you and what the administration is doing right now to curb that and to change that?
Yeah, it is.
It's been one of the main projects we're looking at.
This just last year alone, we had, you know, we housed almost 50,000 veterans temporarily or permanently.
We made moving them on the street.
Homeless veteran population is actually,
as opposed to the national model is actually decreasing.
It's not where it needs to be.
We have a permanent sort of population, about 30,000,
and we're trying to work now.
But when the outside population is going up,
we're actually putting the effort in.
We've got efforts in all of our hospitals now
in which they go out in the community.
They have special days, special weekends,
in which they take staff,
and they go into the areas of their communities
where they know homeless may be,
and they're finding veterans and bringing them.
I've actually expanded that out to say,
okay, I want you to find the veterans,
but if you find non-veterans,
get them to the other agencies
so we can help them.
We can't do that,
but we can get other agencies to help them.
But then we also have a very special project out in West LA that the president signed an executive order on and it's going to be a center of excellence out there and homeless veterans and we're adding thousands of beds out there moving that out.
It's been tangled up for years in a morass of leases and other stuff.
We're actually moving that forward because, you know, frankly, we have a high concentration population of homelessness in Southern California, L.A. being the sepacenter of that.
We're feeling we're going to go right into the heart of it, work with ourselves, but also partnering with other, you know, nonprofits to make that happen.
doing the work that needs to be done and not just paying lip service to it.
I remember him as a congressman.
He always, every time I saw my TV, I like what he had to say.
You got to hand it to them.
They deserve the recognition.
What was Mr. Reyes' first name again?
Kyle.
Kyle Reyes.
I want to thank him again in Dallas for going to D.C.
And getting this stuff.
So that's it.
That's it for today, boy, Senate, Girl.
and that's it for the week.
Can't believe it.
Next week,
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you go to camio.com.
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It's so much fun.
I had one more thing to say.
Next week, that's right.
Going to Crowder.
So you'll see this show Monday, Tuesday,
and then Wednesday.
and Thursday, watch Crowder. I'll be in his studio in Texas live. And that's always a blast.
I haven't been out there a few weeks, and I'm looking forward to it. That's it. You guys think
and I'll say you very welcome. I hope you have a great weekend. We'll see you back here on Monday.
Take care.
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