The Nick DiPaolo Show - Biden, A Cantankerous Creep! | Nick Di Paolo Show #1425

Episode Date: July 11, 2023

In this episode right leaning comedian Nick Di Paolo talks about Biden's anger management, Ukraine censoring Americans and more! Like what you hear?  Get TWICE as much "Nick Di Paolo Show", full episodes of Steven Crowder’s “Louder with Crowder” show and more on Mug Club! Sign up today to get all their content at https://NickDiPaoloShow.com and use the promo code NICKDIP to get your first month FREE! For Tour Dates, Merch, stand-up clips and more visit https://nickdip.com 

🎵 Thank you very much. How you is? What it was? Let me just say this about these cocksucking Chinese. How are you folks? Welcome on a Tuesday to the big show. Hopefully I'll see some of you guys this weekend, me and Dallas, at the Arlington Cinema

and Draft House in Arlington, Virginia, Friday and Saturday night. You know how many shows I'm doing? Three, probably? No, it's got to be three. I don't think I've, I hope, I hope you're right with two. That's not enough money. I think one Friday, two Saturday, I believe. And then I'm bringing Coke with me. So if you guys want to meet me in the green room, you know, Coca-Cola, Coca-Cola. No, I meant Coke. I meant the real thing.

I meant the real thing. Nice. Well played. I tell you the fucking real thing. I don't say co-co-co. You know the movie, what was it, Christmas Story? Isn't there a lamp in it that's a leg? Yes.

There is, right? They have that in the grill. This is your type of dump. You know what I mean? There's nothing fancy about it. Like I said, it looks like an old point. They had big, comfortable, cushy seats down front. And I've always had a good time there. The people seem to enjoy it.

It's probably the 12 people that are Republican, although Virginia is turning back red after Yunkin, supposedly. But anyhow, anyway. What should you call the group of dancers in a ballet? Silly savages. Oh, he laid into the gay there. Sounds like the guy doing the Shut up, Buddy Hackett.

Stealing the thunder, you fucking hack. Comics are like that, yeah? You'll be sitting at the table at the comedy, so you make a joke. Somebody tries to top you, you're like... You just give him a dirty look. And then you're not friends for like a month. That's how cunty we are.

Anyways, what else? Home run derby last night. Anybody catch that? That frigging Rodriguez kid from, and I call him a kid because I don't think he's been in the league more than three, four years. Has he for the Mariners? Five at tops.

Fucking young kid. Hit 41, I think, in one round or some shit and didn't end up winning. He was in the finals, but I think he fucking wore himself out. Vlad Guerrero, who used to be a fat fuck. Is it Vlad? I know his dad was Vlad, Vlad Jr. He used to be a fat fuck, this kid.

And now he's like, you know, he's still thick. But God damn it. He ended up blasting some. It came down. The guy had three seconds left, three or four seconds to hit two more that would have won it or tied it, I think. Anyways, it was fun. They got that shit down.

Yeah, I did watch it. That's how bored I was. But not after I did my homework and took care of my business. Still can't get the fucking cords down to night moves. The beginning, you switch three cords right in a row. I don't know how these fucks do it. Extra fingers. They're cheating.

I don't know. Anyhow, that was about it. Let's get on with it. Shall we? I guess we shall. Joe the Jerk Biden, like this is a fucking shock. Apparently, guys and gals, like we didn't know this, behind closed doors, Biden has such a quick trigger temper that we all know. What do you mean behind closed doors? How about when somebody asks him a question during a press

conference? Call Peter Doocy a dumb son of a bitch. It's a fucking angry old man. Let me tell you something, folks. Dementia, and you guys know this. Your parents don't have to die of Alzheimer's for you to know that dementia, that's one of the symptoms. You get short-tempered, and the reason being is you get frustrated. It's hard to, you know.

This guy stuttered anyway. He's just an angry fuck, and he's a liar and a cheat. He was dumb when he was smart. And he never was. Anyways, he has a quick trigger temper that some aides try to avoid meeting alone with him. That's how scared they are. Some take a colleague to take the bullet almost as a shield against asshole face. The president's admonitions include, God damn it. How the fuck don't you know this? Now, I would have thought people be saying that to him all day. Don't fucking bullshit me is another one. This is old Uncle Joe here, the uniter.

And get the fuck out of here, which I kind of like. It's one of my favorites. Get the fuck out of here. That's a good one. According to current and former Biden aides who have witnessed

and been on the receiving end of such outbursts. And you got to give it right back to him. Take a big step back and literally fuck your own face. Biden aides still talk about how angry he got at Jeff Zients. Then the administration's COVID czar in late 2021, when there was a shortage of testing kits,

as the Omicron, remember that fake shit, variant spread. The rage was temporary. Zients is now Biden's chief of staff, apparently. So not because it was temporary, because he forgot he even yelled at this guy. He has, as that's the old joke, right? About people and dementia, and you meet new people every day.

That was a joke everybody was doing about Alzheimer's when it first came out. It's great, you meet new people. A spokesperson for Zions told Axios, I'm not going to speak to what internal conversations may or may not have happened between Jeff and the president. Of course, you've heard. may or may not have happened between Jeff and the president. Of course, you've heard.

Biden's temper comes in the form of angry interrogations rather than erratic tantrums. Biden tries to conceal his temper in public. No, not really. Well, probably. But occasionally has shown flashes of it and uh some former aides have written all about it and and biden hears that he gets back don't say a fucking word to me i'll get up and i'll bury this telephone in your head that sounded like biden in january 2022 he was caught on a hot mic calling fox news peter dooocy a stupid son of a bitch.

I remember that. I was watching that. Jeff Conahontan, Conahontan, a fucking Jeffrey the Con, former Biden campaign and Senate aide who was chief of staff to Kaufman when he filled Biden's seat in the Senate, wrote about Biden's temper in his 2012 book on Washington corruption, The Payoff, Why Wall Street Wins. Connaughton wrote that as a senator, Biden was an egomaniacal autocrat. They're describing Hitler. And they called Trump, you know, determined to manage his staff through fear.

Well, a lot of good leaders do that, but that's not why he's doing it. He's just a fucking idiot whose staff, I guarantee everybody on there is smarter than him. He told of a time during 2008 presidential campaign when a 23-year-old fundraising staffer got into the car with Biden.

Okay, Senator, this is what the staffer says. Gets in the car, he goes, okay, Senator, time to do some fundraising calls, the aide said. Biden responded by looking at him and snapping, get the fuck out of the car. What's the idea? Get upstairs. Connaughton told Axios that Biden hides his sharper edge to promote his folksy Uncle Joe image. Haven't seen one ounce of that since he's gotten up, which is why when. Yeah. And great uncle. Uncles do that. They they they deny the existence of their granddaughters and shit. Right. Folksy guys. Which is why when flashes of anger break through it seems uh so out of the

public uh character yeah he's a phony fuck and look folks most good leaders have a temper but like i said um you know bill clinton they said had the worst but that made sense to me because he's probably on blow all the time you ever read his schedule you can say a lot about clinton um i and i keep repeating the story but he was in europe for like a week and a half doing shit you You ever read his schedule? You can say a lot about Clinton. And I keep repeating this story, but he was in Europe for like a week and a half doing shit, you know, meeting heads of state and all that shit. Comes home, gets back to D.C., they said at like midnight, goes out and gives like two more speeches.

Tell me he wasn't doing a little fucking nose candy and a little crazy white, white you know what junk my it's a racist thing i used to say anyways anyways boys and girls uh in the second half of the show i'm going to be talking about a controversial um a controversial movie that i believe my producer dallas and his a fiancee, going to see tonight called The Sound of Freedom. And it's about child trafficking. And this one guy who used to be in government turned his back because he couldn't believe what he was seeing. And look, it's really controversial. And it's kicking the shit out of Disney's last couple releases. It's not in half as many theaters, and yet it it's still doing just and whatever why because it's real and

Takes a lot of balls to do this. I'd watch out and also I'll talk about a dyke II looking professor who looked like Yogi Berra in high school who's giving one of her hot students a zero in a class because of Her using the term biological woman in a thesis she was writing. It's still so predictive, it'll make you shit blood. Will it not? Yes, it will. That's all exclusively on Mug Club,

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Anyways, back to the show. Scandal number 1200. I just grabbed that number. I think it's low. I think I'm being conservative when I talk about the Biden administration. President Biden's national security advisor insisted on tuesday that the white house respects and this is in quotes press freedom which asked about a new congressional report that says the biden administration help ukrainian officials to censor oh a little puke in that see that i ate i i told told Dallas I fucking lost my diet last night for the first time in two months. Almost whacked off a whole thing of Neapolitan ice cream. That was chocolate that just came out. Ukrainian officials, let me say that again,

the Biden administration helped Ukrainian officials to censor U.S. social media accounts. They didn't learn their lesson from when they buried Hunter's laptop and all the other shit they've been caught doing. All I will tell you, this is in quotes, is that the United States and the Biden administration strongly support press freedom, media freedom, and would support no steps that will be taken to undermine that. Jake, the lying bag of cheese, Sullivan added, despite the White House facing a litany of press freedom complaints. You're lying.

And you're a piece of shit. You know how I know you're lying? Fucking you're lying with that hairpiece. Somebody should be putting off that in the 18th hole at Augusta.

Fucking divot head. The alleged, the balls on censoring. How many scandals has this douchebag had? Honestly, I want to think about this whataboutism. Yeah, this is whatabout. I like how people came up with that phrase.

When you draw a double standard, that's a legit way of argument. Oh, that's whataboutism. Shut the fuck, that's exactly what it is. If Trump was in office, what if Trump was in fucking office and had one-tenth of the scandals this guy had done? They would have fucking booted him. The alleged censorship partnership featuring the FBI and the Ukrainian spy agency SBU was revealed Monday

in a 27-page report from the Republican-led House Judiciary Committee. Oh, once again, these committees, huh? The Republicans hold these hearings, and what goes on? They yell at them in public, so it looks like they're helping the people that lean right. We're sticking up for it. No, you're not. You're sucking my dick. Easy with the teeth.

Which said multiple journalists and even a U.S. State Department account were flagged for removal. This is in quotes. Although the SBU's list contained American accounts, neither the FBI nor Meta appeared to, that's Facebook, appeared to raise concerns about the providence of SBU's disinformation registries. Instead, the FBI demonstrated a willingness to support and implement the SBU's calls to take down certain accounts. Here we are censoring U.S. information on behalf of fucking Ukraine.

And people are still praising Zelensky and shit. You know, he shut down all Christian churches and got rid of all his political foes as far as shutting down their speeches on TV. Jesus fucking... He's like Putin.

B. Even though the requests included U.S.-based accounts, the report said. Problem? You're the fucking problem. They are. You fucking Dr. White

onking jam rag onking spunk bubble. I'm telling you, H. You keep looking at me, I'm gonna put you in the fucking problem. You fucking Dr. White onking jamrag onking spunk bubble. I'm telling you, H, you keep looking at me, I'm gonna put you in the fucking ground. I promise you. Not this time. That's me jerking off to a porn site and asking to be choked before I blow my load. FBI agent

Alexander. Anybody else fucking name Alexander? Kobzenetz, who until last year was based in Kiev, allegedly played a leading role and sent 10 batches of requests to Meta. Again, that's Zuckerberg's company. They own Facebook and Instagram in a single month. Yeah, nothing going on there. He also sent SBU requests to Google.

Google owned YouTube and Twitter, according to the report. Now, I want to know what Elon did. Twitter was the only one that actually didn't acquiesce. There you go. I got the answer from my producer. I fell asleep reading this. On March 14, 2022, Agent Kovacinic sent an email to Meta employee writing, please see attached requests. Please put Universal Remote back in docking station.

I know this guy's an asshole because he's got a black tie with a brown suit. You fucking horses. But a request from the SPU containing Facebook and Instagram accounts believed to be spreading disinformation. Again, anytime you see that word disinformation, misinformation, there's no such thing. That's somebody's word against yours that it's disinformation. It's a direct blow to fucking freedom of speech. The SPU requested your review and, if appropriate, deleting slash suspension of these accounts. Boy, they put it right out there.

And they put it in writing because they don't give a fuck. On March 2nd, agent Kovacinac sent an email to a meta with a subject line, additional accounts received from the SBU believed to be involved

in disinformation. In the attachment to that email, the SBU accused the provided list of Instagram accounts of distributing content that promotes war, inaccurately reflects events in Ukraine, justifies Russian war crimes in Ukraine in violation of international law. In other words, somebody put the truth out there

and they have to fucking put their dirty spin on it. You fucking people. Exactly. You tell them, Jack. You have no idea how to defend a nation. You ever think you'd see that? The U.S., bad enough they're involved in censoring and fucking up. And by the way, when people say the thing was rigged the last election, that's what they're talking about.

More so than the, you know, the spike in votes at six in the morning and cardboard on the windows in the voting centers in Detroit. You know, all that baseless shit. Even if you put that aside, suppression of information, that's all been proven too.

So don't tell me it wasn't fucking rigged. I'll do a story on a black fella who knows. What? What's that got? No. It's coming up in the second half of the show. Former NBA player who knows his shit, apparently.

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