The Nick DiPaolo Show - Biden a Natl Security Threat | Nick Di Paolo Show #665

Episode Date: February 21, 2022

Administration can't find Afghans in US. Black racism excused. Ex-stripper runs for office. Dem candidate drunk and harrasses pre-teen girls. Black girls steal while praying. Teacher serves semen laced cupcakes.

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to the best show, in my opinion, on the internet and the most honest. You guys make it happen. guitar solo Shit. Shit, we're back. Monday shit. How are you, folks? Welcome back. Yuck. Me fuck you in your bone spurs. All right. Oh, God.

I just don't. I don't like Mondays. I'm not going to shoot up a school like that girl did. Is it a girl or a guy? I don't know. They wrote a song about it. You know the song, Tell Me Why I Don't Like Monday? Remember that song? Tell me why I don't like Monday. Yeah, that's what that's about.

Nick, why are you starting off with that? Well, because I don't like Monday. Remember that song? Tell me why I don't like Monday. Yeah, that's what that's about. Nick, why are you starting off with that? Well, because I'm a positive guy. I like positive stories. Speaking of negative stories, as you know, I had COVID, so I couldn't go on vacation to Sandals Resort. You know, big, expensive trip because it was my 60th birthday. So my wife got me this guitar that I pay for. Very expensive Fender Ultra Strat.

And I mean, pretty goddamn expensive. Probably too much guitar for a guy at my level. But anyways, I fell in love with it. And I came all over it in the guitar store. They made me buy it. Anyways. Excuse me. Anyways, I get it home and uh but try and and uh if anybody else knows

about guitars the sixth string which is the top string it's the low e it's basically a bass string and it clangs and it sucks and it sounds dog shit and i was having trouble tuning it and then i google and they're like yeah fender fender strats, Fender Strats are, they, they hard to keep in, I bring it to Guitar Center, and the kid tones it, but the fucking six string still sounds like it's flat and dog shit, which I, I, I Google that, it says, well, maybe the string is too big for the nut, too thick for the knot, and lower your fucking pickups and all that horse shit, and it's still. So, and I'm not good at returning shit, because my temperament is all wrong. That's why I don't deal with plumbers, and I got a fucking argument with a plumber in

fucking Westchester in my house. I thought I was fucking threw a Verizon guy off my front lawn. Puerto R fucking Westchester in my house. Thought I was fucking, threw a Verizon guy off my front lawn. Puerto Rican kid spit on my lawn because he was sitting in front of my house on his phone for an hour. And I went down and said, what are you doing? And he got all fucking, you know,

because they hire, tattoo on his neck and shit. I don't do well in those situations. So now I got to go back to fucking guitar. But they're hippie young kids and, you know. But, you know, I don't do well in those situations. So now I got to go back to fucking guitar. But they're hippie young kids. But I don't give a fuck. I can still hate them. So I'm going to go, look, fix this fucking thing,

or I want my money back. 45-day return policy, whatever the fuck. I pray they can fix it. Because fucking guitar, it's beautiful. Not just physically. I mean, it's beautiful. Not just physical. I mean, it's put together beautifully and whatever. A bunch of kids like 22 with ponytails.

I'll tune it up in the back. Sounds good to me, McCain. Anyways. All right. Let's get on with the goddamn show on a fucking Monday. In the N-word segment today, I'm just

going to give you sort of a tease of what we're talking about on the show. On the show today, we have a story about a Democrat woman candidate, if I got this right, that goes to a party with, was it middle school girl? Teenage girls. Teenage girls. She gets drunk. This is the candidate, an adult woman, and starts arguing with the teenage girls and calls them vicious names, fucking spicker and

fucking judger. She's arguing with teenagers. She's a grown woman. Then she throws up in one of the girls' shoes. Then we get a story about an ex-stripper who's running for Congress from New York who of course thinks we're too tough on crime and shit. An ex-stripper. And then we get a black guy at some school where a black girl

got caught labeling the fountains white and black. You know, a hoax. She was going to blame it on Whitey. They have something called a race liaison to the community, which is some black guy who says it was just a prank that went wrong, it's not racism because she's black. So you're watching the country rot right in front of you. Like the Russian Brezhnev or whoever the fuck said it years ago, that we're going to rot, world decay is what's going to take us down.

You're watching it. And don't worry about Ukraine because Biden's in on that too. The globalists, it's a plan. Biden has 74,000. We're going to talk about that. 74,000 Afghans that are hardly vetted. There's a couple hundred missing that are on like a terrorist list. But he shouldn't be impeached or taken the fuck out.

So don't even get upset like me about it because we're fucked. Anyways, let's move on. Dallas, I mean, what the fuck did you risk your neck for? I've been asking myself that question for the past five years. I think of guys like you and guys that didn't come back.

And it infucking infuriates me. You know? Fucking Biden. How the fuck? Man. Anyways, we have to take a lesson from Canada. Start mixing it up. Anyways, Biden bought and paid for.

That's what I call the headline. In an explosive report conducted by the Department of Defense, that would be DOD, dogged, fucking dogged. Inspector General reveals the President Joe Biden's administration brought, listen to this, brought dozens of Afghans, oh, it's dozens, I'm sorry, to the United States without properly vetting, if it's one, you know, it only takes one, Without properly vetting, if it's one, you know, it only takes one, dozens, not properly vetting them. And many of whom deemed significant security concerns.

And we were going up to Trump for a phone call he made. And are you fucking dicking me? So anyways, like I said, it's all theater, folks. This guy should be impeached or worse. I'm not going to say what worse me. Have since gone missing. These Afghansans these dozen or so have gone missing they were like on a danger watch list no biggie though i'm sure if trump did that there fucking people calm down you have no idea how to defend a nation my blood pressure i told you it

was a little high at the darkest. Probably doubled it in a week. The report released late last week exposes massive holes in Biden's head. No, that was a dream I had. Massive holes in Biden's unlimited resettlement of Afghans to American communities, the largest in United States history,

such as a lack of vetting through national counterterrorism centers. They don't even go to the database and check this shit out. Specifically, the report details how Biden's agencies did not use all available data when vetting Afghans evacuated. Sounds like they didn't give a fuck

and they were hoping some of them were dangerous. Look at this. Looks like a manger scene. What is this? Fucking the Old Testament. And therefore, the National Ground Intelligence Center discovered Afghans with, I love how they word this too in the article, derogatory information. You know what that is, folks?

That's PC for fucking possible terrorism links. Derogatory information. You mean dirty Middle Eastern fuck stainsains who want to kill us? Who are believed to be in the United States. I know they're in there because I was in a supermarket. I hear this behind me. Durka, Durka, Muhammad Jihad. Haka Sherpa Sherpa, a bacala.

And then he bought a pineapple and stuck a wire in it. Good night, everybody. Now those unvetted Afghans with possible term ties, listen to this, folks. They've gone missing inside the nation's interior, the Department of Defense report states. Whoa, whoa, what are you doing about it? As of November 2nd, 2021, NGIC personnel had identified 50 Afghan personnel in the U.S. with information in the Department of Defense records that would indicate potentially significant security concerns. Department of Defense personnel could not locate some of the Afghan evacuees whom MGIC personnel identified as having derogatory information that would make them ineligible for the parole program conducted at U.S. safe havens. You don't say.

Can you imagine any, they said Trump was going to get us into a war the minute he got an offer. Remember? Dickheads doing everything, failing at everything Trump succeeded at that the media said Trump would fail at. It's all a play. I fucking believe it. Examples of September 17, 2021, the NGIC had identified 31 Afghans in the U.S. who had derogatory information. Of those 31, only three could be located. Nice. The report indicates that the unvetted Afghans flagged for security concerns who have gone missing inside the U.S. interior could pose a security risk to the United States. Really? You think? Biden's State Department and the U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services also run the risk of providing those Afghans with visas, green cards,

run the risk of providing those Afghans with visas, green cards, and naturalized American citizenship. Literally, literally giving them a fucking card to work, become a citizen. Well, you citizens, you walked into the Capitol on January 6th, didn't even break anything like the shaman there of QAnon. He's doing four or five years. I want you to let that soak in for all you shitheads, including my fucking friends who voted for this piece of shit. To date, Biden has resettled more than 74,400 Afghans

in American communities across 46 states. He's distributing the danger, you know, evenly. Since mid-August of 2021, the resettlement has continued despite Department of Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mallorca's admission that not all Afghans were interviewed in person before getting sent off to American towns and cities. Did any of the press say why? That should be the next thing in the story. And the press said, well, why is that? I don't even know what to fucking say anymore.

Other than, you know, it was bum out I turned 60. I hope I turn 65, don't you? This party's getting a little wild. What a piece of shit. What a globalist cocksucker bought and paid for scumbag. I don't know. And if I'm right about the whole thing being staged, Trump did his part.

I don't know what to believe anymore. I am so fucking cynical. Nobody's complaining. What are the Republicans doing? Where are you, Ted Cruz and fucking Jim Jordan and all you other jerk-offs? All you do is set up meetings and yell at people. While you watch people being flown in, in the cover of night, and landing in all the states, from terrorist countries. That's... Mama.

Mama. Anyways, in sports, the Tulane girls' field hockey team is 6-0. Let's move on to something light and fluffy. Black racism, excused. I got a nice chunk on abortion coming up. A black female high school student has fessed up to writing racist graffiti over two drinking fountains at her school in the Sacramento City Unified School District, known as SCUZD, which is fucking hilarious. The minute I read it,

the minute I read it. So it starts off the story going, yeah, it was a hoax. Like 99% of them are. Because once again, and I've said it to you many times, there's so little actual white racism, they have to create their own. But as the story goes on, you're going to go, what the fuck? You think it'll be cut and dried. She's in deep shit. She was trying to frame white kids, right?

But no, there'll be a twist to that because we live in America in 2022. Here's this video. I don't know what the fuck it is. School officials say they've now identified a student who vandalized water fountains with derogatory terms at McClatchy High School. The district says a female black student

confessed to it, calling it a prank. Just a prank. Just a prank. Just a prank. Just a prank. A community liaison. Can somebody define that for me? The word community, well, communism's right. The word community's right in there, isn't it? Okay.

That's why you hear it a thousand times a fucking day on the news and TV. A community liaison for the district said the incident was a prank that went sideways into that I say what if a white person did it and they were caught they said it's just a prank I'm just fucking around I'm sure that everybody like hey, hey, was this kidding? Right? But listen to the logic of the liaison, black fella, by the way, as ignorant as the day is. The student admitted to scribbling colored over one drinking fountain and writing white above an adjacent fountain. The community liaison, Mark Harris, told KOVR, the district launched an investigation into the incident February 11th after the graffiti was discovered, they said in a release. Last month,

the school district appointed Harris, this chooch, as the community liaison to advise and help the district address instances of racism because white people apparently can't address that. We need a black guy. We need a black guy. We need a black person, because only they know about discrimination and racism. Nobody else in the world has ever been. Boy, have they taken this thing and run with it for the last fucking 300 years? Instances of racism and approve on equity, social justice, and civil rights. A January 19th school district press release.

He told, this, Harris, told Kate, listen to this, OVR, he does not regard the incident as racism partly because the student is black. No, that's ignorant. That's ignorant. He's one of those that believe black people can't be

racist because they're the oppressed, which is the biggest fucking lie on the planet. What we've found out through BLM and, I don't know, the last 30 years, crime, black on white crime, that you're the most fucking racist people on the planet. I've seen black people admit it in that one poll in New York. I keep bringing it up. It was when I was living in New York 15 years ago. Absolutely the most racist people on the earth. I don't believe those words that were on those water fountains were racist. Really? How about if I wrote them? Cheese dick.

I do not believe they were a hate crime or hate speech. Part of it, quite honestly, is because the admitted perpetrator is a young African-American woman. That's not how it works, dick cheese. Because what if she didn't get caught? And what if they framed the white kid for it? He'd be in jail. The student is a minor, and appropriate disciplinary action is being taken. Oh, disciplinary. What they do, take a third pair of Nikes away from her? Fucking, fucking, I don't know, Apple product type music thing. Unfucking real. Since when do we need a liaison, a black liaison to explain racism?

I'd love to know his fucking reading level. It was a prank, he says, that went sideways is my characterization characterization, sorry, of what the young woman said in her confession. Yeah, just like, you know, when a white guy hangs a noose, stop fucking around. Harris said at the

press conference, pro the Sacramento Bee, it should be a moment for our community to, here you go again, our community, to come together. Listen to this. Here's the one that made me light the paper on fire on my table. Our community, it's time to come together and make sure this

doesn't destroy this person's life, meaning the girl. It should destroy her fucking life. Just the way when white people get caught doing this they're cancelled forever this should I would be I would go out of my way to destroy this little bitch's life I don't give a fuck if she's 14

if you want to end racism just are you hearing the mentality President Betty Williams let me see this fucking there you you go, Estoril wannabe. Ugh, what is she, Samoan? President Betty Williams of the Greater Sacramento, oh, NAACP, they're relevant, compared the week-long investigation, here comes another statement that's going to make you rip your tits off, compared the week-long investigation that culminated in the confession of the black student

with another instance of racist graffiti at a different school in the district that has been ongoing since December of the Sacramento Bee Report. William said, why, listen to this. This is the question she's asking after they catch a black girl doing a race. This is what she's asking. William said, why is it when you find something like this, we find the black students quicker than we find the white students? That's what her question is.

I want you to put that same energy into West Campus. I want you to put that same energy into every school district that's dealing with these issues. They're not. If they're dealing with them, they're created by a black student. We have racism that's rooted in the school district.

Oh my God. That's a sick question. You're a sick fuck and I'm not that sick that I'm going to answer it. You need to shut the fuck up. That's her question. Why when it's a black... Why? Because it sticks out like a sore thumb.

It's the same reason. I have a whole bit about how, you know, they have that show for the first 48 hours. It's a whole thing with Patrice. I'm arguing about serial killers are always white. I said, yeah, because it's like having a full-time job. I said, it's not like black crime where a guy steps on your foot at the titty bar so you kill him in the parking lot with a Glock.

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Headline, Philly cheesecake. You get it, folks? Must be a girl. An ex-stripper, the A4 mentioned ex-stripper from New York, left behind her platform shoes, this guy who writes, I'm a better writer than the goddamn, left behind her platform shoes for a political platform, running for Congress in Philadelphia's troubled third district. Alexandra Hunt.

28. Stripped during college to pay the bills. Right. They all do. Yeah, I'm going to be the bills. Right, they all do. Yeah, I'm going to be a dental hygienist, yeah? Get your snatch off my nose. She wrote recently in the Daily Kos. Oh, God. And not only is she unapologetic about her former career,

she has made it part of her campaign message because sex sells. Her campaign website, you can't be a strip with no titties, her campaign website offers t-shirts reading, I may have danced for money, that's a nice way of putting it, but I'm no corporate whore and election hoes. What? Oh my god. You fucking whore. Yeah, that's it. Go home. Get my dinner ready. She used to fear the aged old stigma attached to sex work and said she was fired as a girl soccer coach when the team found out. But now she's shouting about it from the rooftops in hopes to decriminalize sex work. My involvement in sex work was very dangerous. If I had gone missing like so many sex workers do,

no one would have known how or where to find me. I would have checked the Gold Club in Atlanta. I began speaking about sex work and my personal involvement in the industry on the campaign trail she wrote. And I got a bunch of guys chasing me. Hey, who's the broad with her? I'll vote for that thing. That lady's on the left. Her slogan is, you like ass? The young leftist has described having an abortion and suffering sexual assault.

Boy, that separates you from all the other strippers. One of my best jokes ever. I read nine out of ten strippers were sexually assaulted as children. And I said, oh, that explains why 99% of them have named Destiny. Good night, everybody. There's about two comics that come up with that in the country. Me, Colin Quinn, Attell, Louie. That's four. Anyways. So that's one of her selling points, that she had an abortion.

She was sexually assaulted. Oh, poor you. The fan of Rep. She's a fan of AOC? She's seeking office in a mostly black, well, brothers don't mind a strip, strongly Democratic congressional district represented by Democrat

Rep. Dwight Evans, who used to play for the Red Sox, a Philly native who in the 1990s pushed the city to adopt New York's tough-on-crime broken-window tactics, even bringing on former NYPD Commissioner Bill Bratton. He was originally from Boston, to consult. Robberies are up 36% in the district this year.

A total of 2,073 shootings were reported in the last year, a 2.3% increase with 1,171 victims, okay? Is it because we're black? Yeah. Any other questions? The young leftist has described having an abortion and suffering sexual assault on social media. You mean it happened on social media?

I kid. There's nothing funny about that. Hunt supports significantly reducing the prison population. You just talked about Bratton, who was tough on crime, was with Giuliani, but she wants to significantly reduce prison population through, get this, compassionate release, which is what most guys did on a face at three.

I'm in a parking lot at the Gold Club. And an end to cash bail among other lefty planks in her campaign platform. What a dope. Oh, you poor thing. But you're not any dumber than people in Washington.

Or that lady that's at a party in Oklahoma, running candidate, running for office, fighting with teenage girl. I mean, what in God's name? In neighborhoods with rising violence, tougher policing isn't the answer, she tweeted recently. It's backwards, thinking to punish needs-based crimes instead of moving to meet the needs.

Is that our new movie with Ben Stiller? Family's last name, meet the needs. Is that a new movie with Ben Stiller? Family's last name, Meet the Needs. So once again, she, I don't know how Bratton's name got mentioned in that. He was a hardcore great. He got brought up because he was talking about how the current

sitting representative, Dwight Evans, brought him on. And she is worried about the victim, excuse me, about the perpetrator's needs. Oh, my Hagen stem. What's she, 25? 28. 28. I'd say that's a good resume to become a politician, sucking dick at fucking

Golden Banana in Dallas. That was the name of a strip club in my hometown, by the way. Town next to mine. Let's move on to some other Mama Luke. Another girl, another woman. Headline, not so okie-dokie. An Oklahoma Democrat congressional candidate, me and Dallas just can't get over this, is under fire for allegedly verbally attacking several, I'm sorry, not teenagers, pre-teen girls, while at the home of a friend. I'll repeat that. A grown woman running for office gets into a verbal fight with preteen girls while at the home of a friend who was hosting a sleepover

with multiple middle school girls. You gotta grow up. You're not a kid anymore. You gotta grow up. Abby Broyles. You're not a kid anymore. You gotta grow up. Abby Broyles. I'm not kidding you. Broads like this and the last one.

I'm telling you. They talk about men's egos. She knows she's pretty. Couldn't make it in the movies or TV. Let's go into politics. I'll be on the local news every... I'm telling you. Abby Broyles, a candidate for Oklahoma's 5th Congressional District.

This hurts women. You know? Some women are going, God, I understand why guys didn't want us to vote. Not me. I was all for it. Believe me. In the 40s, I was out there. Abby Broyles, a candidate for Oklahoma's 5th Congressional District, went to the friend's house on February 11th and became more and more aggressive.

She's an alcoholic. She continued to drink wine through a crazy straw out of a bucket on the roof of a garage. What? No. She continued to drink wine throughout the night, just like Dallas and his wife do. They don't get all nuts. The report states that Broyles... Hey, wait a minute. You're a college guy. Was Frank Broyles

Oklahoma? I think so. I keep forgetting you're fucking 20 years younger than me. Frank Broyles. I want to say Oklahoma. I could be wrong. The report states that Broyles insulted the girls attending the sleep... This grown womanroyles insulted the girls attending the sleepover. This grown woman insulted preteen girls attending the sleepover after becoming intoxicated,

according to multiple people interviewed by the news outlet, who said that she allegedly said one girl was an acne fucker and hurled multiple insults at other young girls as well. She called another one Hispanic fucker. She allegedly said to one girl, and judgy fucker. You smug cocksucker. Fuck you. Look at this pinhead. One of the young girls left the room in tears. Nice going. I bet the person you're running against might capitalize on this. One of the young girls left the room in tears after being insulted by Broyles.

Broyles said, what a pussy. Get back here, chunky. No. Broyles also allegedly vomited. This grown woman vomited into a laundry basket as well as a girl's shoe. Bye-bye, dickhead. Not exactly how the Cinderella story went

Frank was Missouri and Arkansas Oh I wasn't even close I know him from Arkansas Frank bro Well done Dallas That's how fucking old I am That was the 70s I was just thinking she might have had a connection

I'm thinking of my boy Barry Switzer Another guy. Fucking loved. Cheated. Did everything. Oklahoma was like a football factory in the 70s. And then he goes to the Cowboys and wins the Super Bowl. That guy was a winner. I don't care how he got it done. Hey, folks. It's crazy. I can't believe it's almost March already. That means I'm back on the road next month. You can find all these tour dates and ticket links on my website at nickdip.com. Here's what's on sale currently. March 25th, Hyena's Comedy Club in Dallas.

On the 26th of March, Hyena's Comedy Club in Fort Worth. April 7, 8, 9, Comics at Mohegan Sun in Connecticut. What is that, March, did he mean? March 6th, Governor's Comedy Club in Levittown. No, May. May 6th. It had a 7 there. May 7th, the Paramount Theater in Peekskill, New York.

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puppets yesterday at Target. Headline, next story. Let us pray on you. Nick, you guys don't know the joke until I get into the story. Two Tennessee theft suspects. I get into the story. Two Tennessee theft suspects, I'll read the story the way it should be. Two black girls, theft suspects,

are accused of asking an elderly white woman, we have the video so I'm not making it up, in church to pray with them as they stole her wallet. Once again, proving there's a level of evil in certain people, according to police. No, they weren't Irish. The Clarksville

Police Department, that's the CBD, is investigating the incident that took place at the Hildale Baptist Church Sanctuary on February 9th around 6 p.m. There's the church there. It's terrific. Video footage of the incident shows the female suspects

approaching a 78-year-old victim, little old white lady by her side. Can you fucking imagine? In a pew and engaging in her... And you know what that means? They had to case the joint or they go to that church and notice this woman comes in alone. I hope you get sickle cell, you cunts.

How's that? So they see her sitting by herself, and here's the video of what these who-is did. Look, she's pretending to pray. Taniqua, you talk about Karens. There's Taniqua. And then Tanisha from behind is going into the wallet, into the bag to get the wallet.

Can you fucking imagine? There you go. Yeah, look around for Father Mama Luke. All right, it's making me sick, that's enough. They interviewed the old lady, and she said, You say you're a little tired this morning, is that right? I am tired. She is very tired.

That's actually, I've heard, your favorite activity to do at the center here is to take a little nap. Take a nap as many times as I can. I'm trying to bring light to the story folks because I could kill these two girls with my own fucking white hands. Oh God. You're a wormy cocksucker you know that? They sure is. I hate to keep pointing out the, you know, contradictions or double standards. That's, you know, picture that a black old lady and two white girls.

You understand it'll be running on a loop. That's why I laugh when people, you know. The media is evil. They're more evil than the politicians because the politicians couldn't get their shit done without the media. The media is evil. They're more evil than the politicians because the politicians couldn't get their shit done without the media. The media is the cancer. They have to be, it has to be douched.

I don't know. What was, who went after the intellects first? Stalin? Kill all the fucking intellects and the, not the gay people. I kind of like them for entertainment. One suspect requested the victim pray with her. Public information officer Scott Boblin wrote in the video's description,

while they were praying, the second female, as you just saw, rummaged through the victim's purse, stole her wallet. Suspects attempted to use the victim's credit cards because they're ignorant sluts. At Sam's in Kroger shortly after. Hey, when you get that craving for ribs, what are you going to do? Didn't that make you sick? Yeah, fucking bullshit.

Final story tonight. What's the headline, Nick? Cupcakes. Not cupcakes, cupcakes. New from Nabisco. A twisted ex, I'm glad they put twisted in there. A twisted ex-Louisiana teacher who admitted to giving her students cupcakes laced with her husband's sperm has been sentenced to 41 years.

That's kind of stiff, though, and no pun intended. That's not her, by the way. That's just a lady. But 41 fucking years. Blown out for cheating. In prison. Oh, my God. Cynthia Perkins, 36,

was sentenced Friday after pleading guilty to second-degree rape, production of child pornography, and conspiracy of mingling harmful substances. Since when has cum harmful? Goes great with flour and eggs. What's what?

Mingling harmful substances in Livingston, WTRF reported. She has no possibility of parole for four. Now, I'm not, look, I'm not defending what she did, but you got people out there who have murdered and they're out in four or five years. This bride at her husband's bequest, I'm saying, yes, it's sick.

41 years? Ridiculous. She has no possibility of parole for 40 years. I'm sorry, that's over-sentencing. It's gross, isn't it? Perkins had faced 72 charges of various sex... Oh, wait a minute. This includes... Okay, if you're bringing in the child porn, I'm with you.

72 charges of various sex crimes, 68 of which were dropped in her plea agreement as part of the deal. She agreed to testify against her husband, Dennis Perkins, a former sheriff's deputy who was facing 150 criminal charges. Look at this fucker. Many of which are also sex crimes, according to the indictment. The couple were arrested in 2019 after they allegedly sexually abused a good okay put him away that fucking give her a hundred abused a child together among other crimes Perkins filed for divorce from her husband following their arrests

and alleged that Dennis had manipulated her into committing the crime. She has no responsibility for it. He told her to do all kinds of shit. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. The couple were busted after authorities received a tip at the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children. Investigators later found nude photos of them with a minor. Just scumbags.

A lawsuit filed against Dennis Perkins and the Livingston Parish school system claims that Cynthia Perkins filmed her husband supplying semen, in other words, spanking it into the batter, as Otto and George called it, baby batter. Half and half. He does a bit. Can I? I'll do fucking Otto's bit.

He goes, my wife, one girl was blowing me. She said, tell me when you're about to come. He goes, what is this, a fucking PSA or not? I got to make an announcement? Attention, cocksucker. The baby batter is coming. This is not a, oh, God, I'm forgetting the best line. This is not a test.

Anyways, why am I laughing at this? Filmed her husband spanking it into the cupcakes. That was later fed to the children at Westside. Donuts, making me horny. Don't show me that. Westside Junior. Junior High School. Nice going, lady.

You are a cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt. A big fat sneaky cunt. Said and true, but need to tell you, you're a motherfucking cunt. You are a cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt. Motherfucking cunt. Everybody knows from the head to the toes, you're a big fat sneaky cunt. Count 15 in the original indictment against the couple alleges the semen was mixed into both desserts and the energy drinks before it was served to victims. Jesus. Cynthia... What's this guy eating? Celery? Cynthia resigned from Westside Junior High School the day after her arrest while Dennis was fired from his deputy role

at the Livingston Parish Sheriff's Office. Oh, boy. Was that enough for you guys? Enough... What's the word I'm looking for? Depravity? Right? Just... Darkness, evil, outright... Again, I'm looking for? Depravity? Right? Darkness, evil, outright. Again, I'm no fucking angel, but moral degradation.

I mean, come on. We is in deep shit, man. And you know what bothers me more than that story? Biden with the fucking Afghans. Cupcake with a little load ain't going to kill you, but fucking. Fucking Haji next door with this. Anyways, that is it for today.

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