The Nick DiPaolo Show - Biden Admin Hates White People | Nick Di Paolo Show #572

Episode Date: July 14, 2021

Lying piece of garbage speaks in PA. Fleeing dimwits. Munn's the word.

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Oh yeah! How are you folks? Welcome to the big show on a Wednesday, state of Georgia. The whatever steak. Peanut, peach, guacamole, bucket eggplant steak. I got no idea. What is going on? Boy, we hate it, huh?

This is fucking Biden. We'll get to that speech in a second. Oh, my God. Do you know we're as bad as the Taliban, as Al-Qaeda, as the scum that ran into the towers and took them? Do you realize that? In the eyes of the fucking current administration, which stole the election, by the way. That's what's even more of a shame. Not only do they suck, they shouldn't be in there in the first place. And anybody who

tells you different works at MSNBC or CNN or ABC or NBC or CBS or the LA Times or the fucking Boston Globe or the Washington Post. Just a lying, titless wonder.

Yeah. So let's start off with some good news. The George Floyd Memorial was hit by lightning. That proves that God is white, does it not? Oh, Nick, that's horrible. Look at him. They put a Burger King crown on him, which is about right. Again, nobody agrees with the way he died. Nobody wanted to see a guy die like that. But what's only stupider than the way he died is how we're treating a certain segment of the population, is treating him like a martyr, like a fucking king. Guy held a loaded gun to a pregnant woman's stomach, had an arrest record as long as my arm,

did porn, but let's make him to be our hero. Now I'm starting to see where the problems are in the black community. And you know what? I say that, but it's really white liberals who are holding black people back. You know when you call white people the fucking blue-eyed devils or whatever? You're right about that. If you're talking about people who are Democrat, you're exactly right.

You should all come on over to the real side. Again, I live in a town that's 60% black, 40% white. It couldn't be nicer. And when I travel to South Carolina, North Carolina, anywhere, I see black and white people. When I went on that 4th of July boat, black and white people dancing together. Of course, white people, really fucking bad, but everybody laughing and having a good time. So this, when I hear fucking jerk off Biden, I'm getting ahead of myself. Talk like that, the poison that comes out of his mouth. What a, I really believe AOC is running the fucking, it's not even Carmela, it's AOC and the three other he, she's, the squad that nobody would fuck. Anyways, media reports that,

local media reports that North Toledo Mural has been reduced to rubble after being struck by lightning. I am like God and God like me. I am as large as God. He is as small as I. He is as small as I. He cannot above me nor I. But he's here, babe. Zalasius.

17th century. Fire and Rescue responded to the sight of the mural, but were unable to render aid to the collapsed wall. What are you, give a brick mouth-to-mouth? What the fuck? Who wrote this? You can't put it back? It's like doing a jigsaw puzzle. To render aid to the collapsed wall featuring Floyd's face. Bye-bye, dickhead.

Oh, please. I guarantee it'll be up. It'll be up by tonight or something to replace it. Maybe a painting of him, a nice giant oil painting of him trying to pass a $20 fake bill. Nick, that's not funny. I know. But the way they make him out to be, that's like the white people. Why don't we do a mural of Derek Shelvin, you know? It's almost as stupid. Anywho, some people tweeted about it. Caitlin Durbin, Toledo's George Floyd mural

at Summit and LaGrange collapsed today. A city building inspector says it was just age. He's lying. He knows it was lightning. It just makes it look bad. It just came away. They had noticed it bowing recently. I blame it on white cops. Then there was a picture tweet by WTVG 13 ABC, and it said, Witnesses have told authorities that the George Floyd mural didn't just fall apart.

It was struck by lightning before it collapsed. But that would make the BLM movement look unholy. Wait a minute. They're Marxists. They don't believe in God anyway. Anyhow, I hope somebody puts it back together soon. People are going to visit that when they go to Minneapolis for vacation, if anybody goes there.

Going to take the kids to get some good heroin. We're going to drive out to Minneapolis. You know, and I love Minneapolis. I hate to make fun of it because Acme Comedy Club was the best comedy club in the nation. And I played it many, many times. I played the Pantages Theater. It's the only time I sold like 1,100 tickets. And it was very good to me.

The guy there on Acme, this guy, Louis, Asian guy, was the nicest. By the way, he leans right in his politics. Just a brilliant guy. The guy would have open mic on Tuesday nights. I don't know why, this guy, Lewis, Asian guy, was the nicest, by the way, leans right in his politics. He's just a brilliant guy. The guy would have open mic on Tuesday nights. I don't know why I'm digressing. But he would have over 200 paying customers to watch amateurs. And he would take all the local young guys

and kind of groom them. The guy was phenomenal. I don't even know if it's still there now. Because of this little George Floyd business. My son's hiding out in Palermo. But if something happens to him, may he get hit by a bike chain from an Antifa cocksucker. May a Molotov cocktail land in his lap then somebody in this room is gonna pay

that being said what's the headline here matt lying piece of garbage speaks in philadelphia that could only mean one man in my opinion the guy who stole the fucking election and who listens to the squad and who hates his country more than any sitting president ever. Jerk-off Joe Biden was in Philly. And I watched some of this, and I literally, man, my blood pressure was going through the roof. It literally went through the roof. It went through my house, and I had to go get it. I sound like Kim Kardashian using literally.

He talks about voting restrictions in this first clip. Trigger warning. This will make you fucking furious if you're white. Unless you're a lib. Then I hope you die of some type of sickle cell AIDS mixture. Okay, let's roll it.

Audits. Recounts. Were conducted conducted in Arizona and Wisconsin. In Georgia, it was recounted three times. No, it wasn't. It's clear for those who challenge the results and question the integrity of the election. No other election has ever been held under such scrutiny and such high standards. The big lie is just that, a big lie. 2020 election. It's not hyperbole. It suggests the most examined. It's the most examined because I'll just give you a few examples.

Shithead. It's the most examined because it was the most controversial, where you use COVID to keep people from going to the polls and voting in person so they could mail this shit in, which is always susceptible to fraud. And it was this time, and it worked perfectly for you. It's still being examined. And we know there's a ton of evidence that you didn't win this thing. It's all going to come out. How can you stand there, you fuckhead, and look us in the eye and say that? Un-fucking-the-most-examined.

Yeah. Because when you put cardboard up on polling place windows in Detroit on election night. It looks kind of weird. When trucks pull up at 4 in the morning and deliver boxes of ballots, and you watch it on the computer, you get 100,000 votes at like 6 a.m. That looks fucking weird. Not to mention the state of Pennsylvania, the legislature, changing their voting election rules two weeks before the election, which is unconstitutional.

Not even the legislature. What am I saying? It was the council. The legislature has to do that, and they did it. You know, little details like that. Baseless claims, the big lie. You're living the big fucking lie. Oh, my God.

How dare you? How about the Republican pollsters that went in to watch? They had to stand 50 to 100 feet away. How about the footage of people pulling suitcases out under the desk at seven in the morning? How about 100 people, over 100 people signed affidavits saying they witnessed cheating going on? And they did it under the threat of perjury.

They could go to jail. So they're all fucking lying too. You people. You fucking people. You have no idea how to run an election. You fucking people. You have no idea how to run an election.

You can't handle the truth. You can't, Joey. You're not the fucking president. It's too bad. Ay, ay, ay. Now, here's a clip where he, uh, is he done with this one? Pretty much. All right, let's go to the next one. He's, uh, in this clip, he's

going to bring up January 6th, and this is where my eyebrows jumped off my face and stuck on the wall. Watch this. The violence and the deadly insurrection on the Capitol on January 6th. Pause. Deadly

insurrection. One person died, a Trump supporter, a woman, a veteran, a military veteran, shot by a black cop, and we still don't know who it was yet, his ID. He calls it a deadly insurrection. The other few people that died of heart attacks, a stroke. Nobody was beat to death with a fire extinguisher, like they said on CNN and MSNBC. That was all a deadly insurrection. Couple hundred people, fucking husbands and their wives and family members,

and a guy in a Viking hat and a loincloth. Deadly insurrection. And you people have fallen for this shit. You should be ashamed of yourself. Not you people watching me. You like me and I like you. We think alike. This guy wouldn't know the truth if it bit him on his rotten prostate.

Let the dicks finish. I just got back from Europe. Did you? Beginning of the G7. I thought I was going to Alaska. He's going to cry. Not a joke. Oh, here we go.

I wonder, Gov. Over to my... They asked me. They asked me, is it going to be okay? What are they talking about, your brain? Citadel democracy in the world, is it going to be okay? Time and again, we've weathered threats to the right to vote and free and fair elections. And each time, we found a way to overcome. You're lying. And you're a piece of shit oh they asked me is it gonna be all right I didn't know they were talking about my dementia I said

yes it's gonna be fine and then I went and rinsed my nuts in the holy water at the local church thinking it was the men's room. Oh, my. How about the overdramatic? He's the best actor that's ever, better than Reagan, who was an actual actor. This guy's got the dramatic shit down. And then they asked me. Then he talked about Republican bills to keep people from voting. Let's hear, again,

you know, it's always Whitey's fault. Go ahead, Dick Cheese. Let it flow. Civil rights groups and other organizations have announced their plans to stay vigilant and challenge these odious laws in the courts. In Texas, for example republican-led state legislature wants to allow partisan poll watchers to intimidate voters and imperil and impartial uh poll workers they want voters to dive further and be able to be in a position where they wonder who's watching them and intimidating to wait longer to vote to drive a hell of a lot all fucking lies to wait longer to vote. To drive a hell of a lot longer. All fucking lies. To wait longer to vote? No.

They're actually giving them more time. This is all about, before we forget what we're talking about, voter ID. All this, what he's calling suppression and the new Jim Crow, is asking people to show who they are when they vote. And everybody that's weighed in on it, from black people to fucking Mongolians in this country, all are for it, almost two to one, to have to show an ID. And these fuckers, and like the douchebags in Texas who flee their state, not even listening to the people they're supposed to represent.

Neither is this Jackoff, who's not the president. Go ahead. Excuse me, a long way to get to vote. They want to make it so hard and inconvenient that they hope people don't vote at all. That's what this is about. This year alone, 17 states have enacted, not just proposed, but enacted 28 new laws to make it harder for Americans to vote. Not to mention, and catch this, nearly 400 additional bills Republican members of the state legislatures are trying to pass. The 21st century Jim Crow assault is real. Then there was a piece in Breitbart, Biden lying, saying the election results case went in front of the Supreme Court. The claim, the Supreme Court, among other courts, heard the challenges to the 2020 presidential election results twice. Even I

was sitting at home going, no, they didn't. They didn't even entertain it. They wouldn't let it in. And this jerk off's up there saying this and everybody at home's nodding and applauding. The verdict, false. The Supreme Court declined to hear the election challenges and never considered the evidence. They didn't even consider the freaking evidence, okay? So I don't want to fucking hear it. President Joe Biden gave a speech Tuesday in support of Democrats' controversial voting reform bill, H.R. what's it say, B.S. 1? 1 slash S1, yeah. H.R. 1 slash S1, the For the People Act. I told you, right? The more patriotic sounding the name of the bill, the more they know you're getting fucked in the ass. For the People Act,

the legislation would radically change American democracy, nationalizing elections and making permanent changes to voting rules that would virtually ensure Democrats never lose another election. You know, like they do in third world dictatorships. You know how in like, even Putin, when he has an election, he won, he got 99% of the vote. In the course of his speech, Biden made several alarming claims referring to voting reforms passed in Georgia as a vicious anti-voting law, though it is more liberal than the rules in Biden's own state of Delaware, and adding the 21st century Jim Crow assault is real, it's unrelenting, and we're going to challenge it vigorously.

He claimed that Republicans were targeting people of color, though voters of every race, like I said earlier, favor voter ID and other Republican voters integrity policies. So everybody's for what the Republicans are trying to do, but the fucking Democrats, naturally. Biden also attacked what he called the big lie, that the election, the big lie is that you're the president. Can we get that straight? That the election was stolen. To do so, he claimed that the Supreme Court, among other courts and legislatures, had heard the merits of the challenges to the 2020 election

result. Biden's statement is false as regards to the Supreme Court, which never heard about any cause or evidence, but simply declined to hear the challenges brought by the Republicans. It declined, for instance, to hear an appeal from Pennsylvania Supreme, we just talked about this yesterday, Pennsylvania Supreme Court case that rejected a challenge to the state's vote by mail law. And it also declined to hear challenge that Texas filed against election law changes in Pennsylvania and three other states, saying that Texas lacked the standing to do so. If anybody, I said this yesterday, if you argue with anybody about this, any douchebag

lib friends who you should get rid of, if they say, you know, it's a big lie, then say, why don't you say this? Then why doesn't Mr. Biden go do your audits, do your forensic audits, do your challenges, bring it to court. We got nothing to hide. That's the

question right there. That is the litmus test. It's so obvious that they're hiding shit. And it's still coming out. Rightly or wrongly, the Supreme Court stayed out of the 2020 election, perhaps for the political fallout were to intervene, as it did in Bush v. Gore in 2000, a case that caused Democrats to accelerate their attacks on the judiciary. caused Democrats to accelerate their attacks on the judiciary. Biden's claim that the election was the most scrutinized election ever in American history also misses the point. The election laws were changed in the middle of the campaign, like I told you, Pennsylvania, to allow mass vote by mail at the behest of Democrats and over the objections of the Republicans. The rate of rejection of absentee

ballots dropped dramatically from the primary to the general election. In other words, they would take it everything. Yeah, but this card's brand new. It doesn't have a mark. Don't fucking, who cares? But it doesn't match up to your dress. We're counting it. Despite millions more ballots being delivered by mail and private money from left-wing billionaires such as jerk-off Mark Zuckerberg was used to fund local by mail efforts in Democratic counties in key

battleground states. Remember he spent like $450 million? Just threw it around like $20. Republican challenges were not only about claims of election fraud, but about the legitimacy and constitutionality of changes that legalized voting practices that until recently were considered vulnerable to fraud and partisan manipulation, which is just what the Dems want.

And they want to make it permanent. They stole this one and like we did it. They stole this one and like we did it. Biden also said in America, if you lose, this was the best one, you accept the results. He and his party spent years hyping false claims that Russian collusion was responsible for the 2016 election result when Trump won. They have neither recanted for that or apologized for it. Apologize. That's hilarious.

The irony is thicker than Ilhan Omar's fucking eyebrows or mustache. What's this video? This is more of his speech. One more clip from his speech. Just if you haven't thrown up yet, I'll make you. You probably have dry heaves. Now here comes the real chunks.

Go ahead. Show jerk off. Challenge after challenge brought to local, state, and election officials, state legislatures, state and federal courts, even to the United States Supreme Court, not once but twice. Not once but twice to the Supreme Court, said the lying Hua. I'm going to fucking smash his fucking face in. Oh, don't do that.

Don't do that. You'll get in trouble. No, you didn't, Noonan. Any he. So how's that, folks? How is that? He won. It's the big lie that Trump won, even though mountains of evidence. I mean, how does Chris Cuomo and anybody at CNN, Don Lemon, and Rachel fucking Maddow, that guy. How do they come on every day and just look into the camera, lying through their filthy fucking, you know how much you have to hate the country to do that? Because they don't believe a fucking word of it.

You know that. You know who else hates this country? The fleeing dimwits from Texas. The legislature that we reported on yesterday that flew out of the state of Texas to prevent the Republicans from having a quorum. In other words, if you have a vote, you got to have an opposing party there to make it legitimate. So their idea is to take off to Washington. They all want to be there in the swamp. Fleeing dimwits will be arrested when they return. Texas Governor Greg Abbott said Democrat state legislatures who left the special session

to protest against voting overhaul bill will be arrested when they return from Washington, D.C. I don't know if I believe this guy either. Don't you move, you motherfucker. I'll blow your brains out. You will not. If I could, I'd grab this microphone and I'd beat your brains out with it because that's what you deserve. That's what you deserve. You will not. Charlie! The lawmakers on Monday announced that they left Texas to deny Republican lawmakers a quorum to convene this special legislative session

to consider an election overhaul in this state and confirmed they left on a charter flight to Washington. These pieces of garbage. I despise it with every fiber of my being. Members of the Democrat caucus staged a similar walkout on May 30th to block the election overhaul bill, which calls for limits on early and curbside voting bans, 24-hour voting centers, limits the usage of ballot drop boxes and other provisions. All the shit that allowed them to steal the election. See, those things have to be fixed, but not according to the Democrats. And what's funny is, you know what they use as an excuse for running out on this?

They're saying they're trying to protect democracy. Democracy is when they do their job and represent the people of Texas. So they're doing just the opposite. May they all get ass and eye cancer. Good night, everybody. Have you ever had ass and eye cancer the same time what a bitch so we're white terrorists we're the threat bigger than any foreign threat out there there's still people sitting in that jail and decel because of january 6

um and the dc cell that uh haven't really been charged with anything. It is really scary or trespassing. Yeah, you should do at least six months of hard time. Munns the word, M-U-N-N-S. That's a family. Five members of a Texas family were arrested on Tuesday for entering the United States Capitol together during the January 6th insurrection. Federal investigators pointed to extensive social media posts from many members of the family in order to make the arrest on Tuesday in one of the largest single-day sweeps of defendants in one Capitol riot case to date. They posted shit. Never tell anybody outside the family what you're thinking again.

Wow. And they're bragging about it like they just busted the cartels in fucking Colombia. We got five of them. A family. What a violent insurrection. Mom was there. Sis. The puppy. Can you imagine? That's what they're doing. Meanwhile, Russia's already hacked how many

companies in this country? In China. Since Biden's been in office, they say it's hundreds. That's what we're focusing on this, as those two countries are focusing on dominating the world. My money's on the chinks. The Justice Department, that's some old school racism. The Justice Department said that Thomas Tom Munn had encouraged people on social media to travel to D.C. in the weeks before the riot. In December, Facebook post, Tom Munn wrote, our president has only asked us two things from us so far. Our president has only asked us two things from us so far. Number one, vote.

Number two, January 6, 2021. You should arrest him immediately for that. In another post cited in court documents, Tom Munn wrote, the time has come. I like this guy. He's got his face painted blue and white. Come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom. The Munn family.

Here's a story of a patriotic family. There's the Munns. They should get a sitcom. Call it Mundane Crimes. Look, folks, the day before the riot, Tom Munn and what's described as his

nuclear family, why is that in quotes, including someone who appears to be his partner, Don, and their children, Christy, Josh, and Kay, Kaylee, terrific kids, drove from Bord partner, Don, and their children, Christy, Josh, and Kaylee, terrific kids, drove from Border, Texas, to Washington, according to charging documents used in a new federal criminal case against the five family members. It's like the fucking they busted the Gambinos.

In a Facebook post, a tipster provided to the fbi some rat christy munn shared a picture of what appears to be some of her family members posing in camouflaged clothing with a comment washington dc here we come hashtag stop the steal hashtag trump is my president another family member kelsey munn who the fbi doesn't believe went to D.C. and was not charged with any crime, posted pictures of her family on Facebook amid the siege, calling it female empowerment. So she should be taken out and shot because the Munn women stormed our Capitol, according to court records. Do you fucking believe what you're hearing? to court records.

Do you fucking believe what you're hearing? Meanwhile, let's focus on what happened under Obama. What happened last summer? Half the country burned down. Murders, looting, rioting. What happened? They're defunding the police. Fucking jerk off Kamala Harris actually put up money to bail him out.

Don Cheadle and some other celebrity goo-gobblers, yet they're trying to point to this white family. Have you ever seen the law applied more unfairly? The Munns are among a handful of Capitol defendants to have been charged alongside immediate family members, though this appears to be the largest family charged. They're talking about like they brought down the whole fucking organized crime in 1970. They're the biggest family charged so far. Dozens of other alleged rioters have been turned into authorities, get this, by family members. I don't even believe that. I believe whoever fucking wrote this is suggesting to do that. By family members and other close connections who saw them on TV. Wow. Do you understand if that's true? Biden is literally trying to recreate the civil

war by literally brother against brother, ratting each other out. Guarantee there's no guineas on that list. Screenshotted social media posts or even discuss the riot in person. Oh, my God. Fucking rat enemies. Whole family's all rats. Would have loved to be a rat. Let's get off it, huh? They're talking about, like, literally it was 9-11 all over again.

How embarrassing. And you people out there, I know you don't, even if you voted for him, I know you don't believe it. You just for him, I know you don't believe it. You just want to be right. You don't care what happens in the country. Not you guys. You're obviously all my fans. I can't help it if these people don't tune in to one of the best shows

in the history of the Internet. You know who I love and who might be the greatest reporter in the last hundred years? James O'Keefe of Project Veritas. Doing God's work is what I say. This guy is doing God's work. He was the best guy around. Man, he's still around.

I am like God and God like me. I am as large as God. He is as small as I. I hate CNN. Project Veritas founder James O'Keefe brought his latest legal victory to the CPAC stage on Friday. I think that was in Dallas. O'Keefe has spent the past year exposing media companies from

social media to mainstream broadcast networks. O'Keefe spoke on the CPAC stage, bringing up whistleblowers who have been instrumental in revealing media bias. I love this fucking guy. Best guy around. After he spoke and before a party thrown by the independent news outlet, spoke and before a party thrown by the independent news outlet, O'Keefe took the opportunity to address the CNN in the lobby of a nearby hotel. O'Keefe approached CNN's Donnie O'Sullivan in the lobby of the Renaissance Hotel in Dallas. He asked O'Sullivan for a comment on Charlie Chester, the CNN director, who admitted that the network intentionally downplayed coverage of black on Asian hate crimes because to report it would set back the BLM movement. CNN guy admitted that.

But we're all paranoid conspiracy theorists. O'Sullivan doesn't respond or acknowledge the question. Of course he doesn't. He works for CNN. You can't handle the truth. But O'Keefe is undaunted. And he asked O'Sullivan why Chester is still employed at CNN Project Veritas, revealed earlier this year that Chester claimed that the network had hyped COVID. They had hyped COVID fears to drive their ratings up. He actually said we need more dead people or some shit. Here's O'Keefe

hounding these guys. Good. Why are you walking away from the news? Are you a journalist? That's a journalist. Do you understand the effect you have on discourse in this country working for CNN? CNN hasn't fired a journalist. Do you understand the effect you have on discourse in this country working for CNN? CNN hasn't fired you, Charlie. You should ask you to my knowledge.

You know you look like a coward right now. You know that, right? You put your line down, you go into the elevator, you run away from me. His colleague at CNN said, more people have to die of COVID so the numbers go up. It will be good. He actually said that. And they downplayed the black on Asian shit

because it would hurt the black movement. And you people still watch CNN some years, all 12 years. That's just crazy, in my opinion. We got some more of him busting chops, right? You got to love this guy. He's doing God's work. Go ahead, James.

Let him have it. So what is your comment on Charlie Chester still being employed by your network? He called it propaganda. He said, you know, death cells. We need more people to die so we can have better ratings that's what your colleague said in the control room the most trusted name in the news and you're smiling you're smiling you think it's funny you think it's funny you think it's funny Someone get this man on Exposed CNN. You know, the other thing is, I'm suing CNN for defamation. I'm suing CNN for defamation.

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I'm suing CNN for defamation. I'm suing CNN for defamation. I'm suing CNN for defamation. I'm suing CNN for defamation. I'm suing CNN for def and you're going to have some Ivy League lib cocksucker. That's where the real cancer is right now. I think somebody should take down the Ivy League. I want nothing but DeVry graduates in my administration. Anybody else tired of gay people? I don't mean of their sexuality.

Just about them bragging about how they were born and how there's more work to do. They're taking a page right out of the civil rights playbook. I'm tired of them. And I'm not going to say it again. I will. But when you're in show business, you have plenty of gay friends. And I never had a problem with any of them, ever.

Not one. You know why? They never try to fuck my mouth. Anyways. I used to, when I lived in LA and I lived in West Hollywood not knowing that it was a festival,

I used to get fucking hit on by more guys walking down the side. And you know what? It was like a chick whistling at me. I was like, fine with it. Sometimes I was tempted to say, how about giving me a nice tug behind that dumpster over there? Ass chaps.

Here's the headline. More goo gobbler whining about Chick-fil-A. I am so tired. Chick-fil-A has, listen, I'm going to go through the whole story, but they've disproven this, okay? The guy's religious that owns it. He used to send something to a Christian foundation, money, but they've disproven this, okay? The guy's religious that owns it. He used to send

something to a Christian foundation, money, who they were against gay marriage. So that makes these people hate gay people. That's why gay people get fucking beat up and bullied. And they've been doing this for 10, 15 years to this company. And yet their sandwiches are so good, even gay people are like, fuck that! But it was really just a matter of you know, this guy's religious, he's not open on Sundays, and God forbid he runs a company that shares his

values, but again, that's turned into hate, and you fucking gay people when you, can you take a rest? Can you take a, is Pride Month over yet? It's Pride Century in this country. Chick-fil-A is getting skewed by a group of New York lawmakers who are looking to block the company.

And most of them are gay, by the way. You can't keep your sexuality out of anything. You can't separate it from what you do. Block the company's bid to open restaurants at state highway rest stops. Oh boy, this ought to change the world because of its owner's anti-LGBTQ stance. And you know, Mr. Cathy was asked about it and he said this. Fucking quiz! Broke his own window at the Chick-fil-A in Albany. Can you imagine? The Atlanta-based fast food chain is among a handful of restaurants

that were awarded contracts by the New York State Thruway Authority to be part of a $450 million plan to renovate 27 service areas. Ironically, where gay guys blow each other at 3 in the morning. is, ironically, where gay guys blow each other at three in the morning. Billy, get some napkins from Chick-fil-A. But Chick-fil-A's chief executive, Dan Cathy, whose father, S. Truitt Cathy, founded the $8.4 billion company in 1946. Jesus. Has publicly disparaged LGBTQ rights,

which some legislatures say should disqualify the privately owned company. And guess who those legislators say? I sound like Trump. I mean, Biden. Ku Klux Klan. He said that yesterday. Ku Klux Klan. He said that yesterday. Who collects clams?

Anyways, own company from opening eateries at state-run highway rest stops. Of course, the Assemblymen are gay in the legislature. Assemblyman Harry, Harry? Please give me a call. Bronson, a Rochester-area Democrat, sent a letter to Thruway Authority Executive Director Matthew Driscoll asking him to reexamine the list of approved concessions for the rest stops because of Chick-fil-A's past support of anti-LGBTQ. No, it wasn't anti, it was pro-Catholic values. What, do we have to follow your rules?

Anti-LGBTQ groups, according to the Auburn Citizen. Bronson and two other legislatures who signed the letter, Deborah Glick and Danny O'Donnell, are openly gay. And there they are. I don't know who's who. I think that's Deborah on the right and Danny on the left. Yuck.

She looks like a, she looks like one of Hitler's henchmen. She's just unhappy with how she turned out and so is he ugh they're openly gay so you know fuck the rest of the millions of people that want the Chick-fil-A at the rest areas their feelings were hurt Chick-fil-A's foundation

has given money to anti LGBTQ organizations no they gave to pro Catholic organizations, Christian organizations, and supported opponents of same-sex marriage ballot initiative, which they have a right to, according to the report. Chick-fil-A's

restaurants are also closed on Sundays, missing out on more than a billion in revenue, said the godless whores, so that its employees can go to church if they choose, which is a nice thing if you like that type of stuff. So we got that going for me. New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio, is he still alive? Also tried to ban Chick-fil-A from the city over Kathy's stance. His efforts flopped,

and the Big Apple is now the home of the world's largest Chick-fil-A. flopped. The Big Apple is now the home of the world's largest Chick-fil-A. Everything de Blasio touches turns to shit. Only this time it turned out beautifully. It's the home of the... You know the owner did that on purpose. He's like, what's our biggest location? The one in Denver. Let's make this three stories high. Chick-fil-A disputed that it currently has a political agenda pointing to a 2019 announcement in which it pledged support to just three causes, education, homelessness, and hunger. And by the way, they never stopped gay people from working there or serving gay people.

Isn't that really the two things that are most important? So shut the fuck up. Jesus Christ, go to a fashion show, will you? Chick-fil-A is excited about the partnership and the opportunity to further serve the residents of New York, the company said in a statement. We don't give a shit what those faggots say. Our chicken is moist and delicious. No, we want to be clear that Chick-fil-A does not have a political or social agenda, and we welcome everyone in our restaurants. You can have anal sex in the restrooms if you clean up after yourself, said the other man. Nick just added that. I could. I was kidding. Elvie!

Elvie! I was kidding! Matt likes my movie impressions. Let's get on to some... Hey, we haven't talked about race in about three seconds. It's a great clip. I think Matt found this one. Headline, bad boys with a Z barbecue. I am a clever prick, aren't I?

I'm black, y'all. And I'm black, y'all. And I'm blacker than black. And I'm black, y'all. And I'm a Guinea. And I'm an Irish. The footage was first broadcast in May via Facebook. This is guys in prison having a barbecue. KFOR-TV reported it. The report reportedly shows the inmates near a makeshift grill in prison filled with what appeared to be meat above an open flame. This is in their cell. And apparent to smoke marijuana while boasting about breaking all the jail rules. Once again, these people look so sad to be in jail. I just feel they just hate being there. I think you'll feel the same as I do. Let's roll the tape there.

All right, let me say, you, you, we're going to get you one night now, wouldn't you? That's it. You don't even have no bars. You're a nobody, bro. I ain't got no money. You see that? You know what I'm saying? That's how we do this up in the county, man. You know what I'm saying?

That ain't what I'm saying. Where we at with money? This is the real deal. Holy field. Y'all ain't even tried this much. We didn't pay you money. Oh, God. Is that cheese on top?

It's not going to be long before you all kill yourselves because you're all crazy. God, it looked like a giant Puss Burger. On me. Did they look like they were having a bad time in there? I almost wanted to join them. Open flame. That's safe, huh? And fucking you're in a barred-in room,

couple other guys, three, oh my God. And it bugs me, because I've never been that happy in my life. Smoking a blunt, they got a 40-pound cheeseburger waiting for them. God, help us. The guy said, you see that? Here's how we do it up in this county, motherfucker. An inmate inside the Oklahoma County detention center is heard saying on the video, taste my shit. The three inmates seen in the footage were identified by jail officials as Artis Dixon, 31,

Quantrell Ellison, my favorite black name, Quantrell, and he's 33. And 23-year-old Hashim Coleman. Now, these guys apparently are going to work for Bill Gates in some capacity when they get out. They're taking coding. This is the real deal. Holy feel. All right.

We know what they said. We just watched the clip. Go shit in a hat. Dixon was out. Let's talk about the people. Dixon, the best chef in the country, was ultimately arrested by Oklahoma City police and charged with two counts of possession

of a contraband by an inmate and possession of a four-pound cheeseburger loaded with black hash. The jail has had issues with prohibited items inside its walls before. A March 5th jail cell search yielded 23 cell phones. This is the worst jail ever. 243 grams of marijuana, 476 grams of tobacco, a used syringe, SIM cards, two pieces of sharpened metal, and other items. Who's watching the fucking Barney Fife?

What the hell's going on here? What the hell's going on out here? I don't know. The facility's been besieged by a number of issues over the years. But you can get some of the best pulled pork that they make in an aluminum turlet. On Tuesday, it lost its certification. Zaggots gave it three stars. No, it lost

its certification to house juvenile offenders following an unannounced visit from the state health mental department. Oversight of the jail was transferred last year from Oklahoma County Sheriff's Office to a nine-member jail trust. What the hell is that? We need partners. We need brothers and we need friends.

They look like good, clean-cut kids. Leave them be. This is how voracious my appetite is. That actually made me hungry. That giant rat burger. Finally tonight, headline, It's okay with me. Two lawsuits have been filed against Universal Orlando. This one's going to make your nipples angry.

Because of one of their actions, excuse me, one of their actors allegedly posed for a photo with biracial children in flashy upside down okay symbol. Gerald, in flashy upside down, okay symbol. Was the media duped into believing to be a symbol? They believe, the media believes, which it's not, a symbol of white power. After 4chan, that's an internet thing, spread a hoax about the common gesture. I love it. White power, one, two, three, four. We're all working at Disney.

Hey. Remember our boy Raz, my producer? He explained to me the game that... Matt, have you ever heard of this? I've read about it online. You make that thing and if someone, if you draw their eye, they punch you. Yeah, yeah. That's how it started.

And somebody on 4chan turned it into this white power thing. And this fucking biracial family, of course. Here's where we are in 2021. The two girls involved were age 5 and 6 years at the time the photographs

were taken and the lawsuit alleges humiliation and mental anguish give me a fucking break you want to call it by it's name that's strictly for fags really I can destroy a kid by going hey look

hey at least they didn't get molested like the fucking Disney characters in Times Square. I think Goofy was up for rape last year. Was it Minnie Mouse for distributing? Crazy. According to local outlet Click Orlando, the two incidents were separate but have exactly the same pattern, where the actor playing grew from Despicable Me. It's fucking Chuck Schumer. It's Chuck Schumer getting girls for Anthony Weiner. Look at his right hand. Now, wait a minute. Oh, my God. Anyways, I i gotta look at despicable me that looks funny

sneaks the hand signal uh into the photos one of the girls wanted to show the photo at school and her family and her and her was shocked to find out that the image was unacceptable especially when they found out why so they didn't even know about this until some lawyers said, hey, let's turn this into a buck. You filthy right. Tiffany Zinger, one of the plaintiffs, I'm not making that up, told the media in an interview, he put his hand on her as if he was just doing it regularly. And I was looking at the camera. He started to put the universal white supremacist hate sign on her shoulder after my lawyer, Ron Rosenstein, explained it to me. We just wanted to take them to see the minions do something special for our family, and this person ruined that special warm feeling. Oh my God, I have to move. The actor in question is no longer working for Universal,

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