The Nick DiPaolo Show - Biden Blames Ultra Maga | Nick Di Paolo Show #1207

Episode Date: May 11, 2022

Biden the blamer. Musk on Trump Twitter ban. Kathy Barnette in PA contention. Patti LuPone a prick. Symone Sanders sucks. NBA Tweet-storm.

🎵 Oh yeah! How are you folks? Welcome to the show, Filthy Wednesday, Savannah, Georgia. 76 balmy degrees out there and dry and breezy and just beautiful. Is it not, Dallas? Meanwhile, it's 108 in Abilene, my mother says. 108 in Abilene, Texas. In early May.

In early fucking May. How old's your mother? You sure you want to know? I'm not trying to fuck her yet. 60s. Oh! Oh, that's why you said that. Jesus.

See, that's where I am mentally. I still think I'm 33 years old. Why wouldn't he tell me his mother's age? Why? Because you were born on the same day? Oh, my God. And again, Dallas's looks are deceiving. He has a beautiful gray beard.

Nobody looks better on the weekend. He goes out with a skimmer. He looks like he just landed from London from some important meeting. He's got like a vest on. He wears the tweed jacket. Him and his girlfriend get dressed up. Remember we go to a bar and a black kid, young black kid goes, hey, you look good, dude. And I said, mind your fucking business. How about me? No. Anyways, Jesus. Yeah, so he doesn't look like you would have a mother in her 60s like myself. Oh, my God. I'll be dead soon, huh? Thank Christ, everybody. Keep them. Anyways, I'll be dead if I keep doing what I did last night. Once again, I eat a sensible meal. You know, about... Excuse me. You can leave that in.

I eat a sensible meal about 6.30, quarter to 7. And then I'm like, good. That's it for the evening. Comes around midnight. I get 19 hockey games, good. That's it for the evening. Comes around midnight. I get 19 hockey games loaded up. I took care of my homework. I prepared the show. All that shit.

Watch a couple hockey games. Go into the kitchen at, I don't know, 12.40? No, a little after midnight. I made two wraps with hummus. I put about seven jalapenos in both wraps. Okay? Keep that in mind, folks. Seeds and everything.

And then, not even 45 minutes after that, I go open the freezer. There's a brand new thing of ice cream. If it wasn't new, I wouldn't have touched it. But I know it's soft. I ripped the lid off it. I'm standing over it 15 minutes later. You know, half gallon? I'd say I took half. I have a lactose intolerance. And the jalapenos created some type of Manhattan Project. I just dropped shit that could kill a thousand curds. You talk mustard gas? Not to get too graphic, folks, but Colin Quinn says I'm the best about

talking about shit without using the word shit. So I just gave birth to triplets. My God. My asshole is exhausted right now. If it was a person, I'd be like, it is fucking exhausted. That's what I did. Now I feel ripped. But I can't work out, I was telling Dallas, because I'm limping around on this Achilles, another sign of your 60s. I know this thing's going to blow. My dad's blue.

I don't know. But it hurts and it's swelling. I haven't iced it once in three weeks. I won't put it up. I couldn't. We're limping through JFK Airport. I'm like a pirate looking for the fucking anyhow. So now, so I'm taking, they say to get off it and elevate it. So I'm not working out this week. So I'd say I'll be about 245 next time you see me. Anyways, that's enough of the chat. By the way, the Red Sox smoked

the Braves last night. The last 10, this is a fun fact that I didn't even know Dale. By the way, the Red Sox smoked the Braves last night. This is a fun fact that I didn't even know. Last 10 games, Red Sox at Atlanta. Red Sox are 9-1. They must like that fucking park. But those are the world champs, believe me. And this is a long season. That's the first offense the Sox have shown yet. They have a zillion-dollar lineup. And let me tell you, I'll get off this, folks. We'll get to the news in a bit. But Rafael Devers for the Red Sox at their basement, he's like he's 24 years old. You could make the statement he's the best hitter in frigging baseball.

First of all, he leads the league in hard-hit balls. He was second last year. Now he's first this year. Last night he hit a grand slam in the second inning. He leads the league in hard-hit balls. He was second last year. Now he's first this year. Last night he hit a grand slam in the second inning. It sounded like when you're watching the movie The Natural or something. It sounded like somebody broke a two-by-four. It sounded fake.

And then he gets up the next time and doubles off the wall. He hits over 300. He's already got five or six homers and 15 ribbies. And he plays a good third base now. I've never been more excited about since Ted Williams. He is creepy good. I wonder if it has something to do with the wall at Atlanta because it's very similar to the big green monster. But the home run was to right center.

The grand slam was out of any park. It was off the facade or whatever the fuck. I mean, it was smoked. I didn't get the distance on it. But that's, he averages, his home runs average like 410 feet or whatever. He just, he's creepy. And he hits, even when it's out of the strike zone, he gets hits. They don't know where to play him.

The shift is useless. You know how they graph where you hit the balls? It's a perfect spray all over the place. Honest to God, I get excited when he gets up. Anyways, enough of that shit, folks. I know your teams suck. And also in full disclosure as far as Boston sports, Bruins got smoked last night in Carolina.

Carolina is so goddamn good. But here's the deal. We can win that next one at home. We've won the first two at home. If we can win that next one, you know what they say in hockey, game seven's anybody. That goes for any sport. Game seven, it's anybody's game.

But let me tell you, the Hurricanes are really fast, really young, and really fucking know how to play hockey. Let's get right to Dickweed. Who's that? The president, Biden the blamer, in an extraordinary escalation of rhetoric, Republican Senator Rick Scott, who I'm not crazy about.

He gives me a real, he almost, this isn't anti-gay, but he seems kind of swishy. Not that there's anything right with that, but I'm just saying, I mean. Hello? No, I do that. That was mean. Freudian theory. Hello? No, I do that.

That was not a Freudian theory. That's one of my oldest jokes. An extraordinary escalation of rhetoric where Senator Rick Scott of Florida called on Tuesday, this is the one thing I have to agree with him on, though, for President Joe Biden to resign over his handling of inflation. Well, if you want him to resign over inflation, you mean you want him to resign over his handling of inflation. Well, if you want him to resign over inflation, you mean you want him to resign, the president of the United States. Arguing that the president is unwell. Who's going to argue with this? And that it will be the most effective way to handle the crisis right now. You are correct, sir. Let's be honest, he said here, Joe Biden is unwell. He's unfit for office. He's incoherent, incapacitated, inconfused, said Scott in a blistering statement. He doesn't know where he is half the time. He's incapable of leading and he's incapable of carrying out his duties, period.

Yes, sir. He is right on the goddamn money. Everyone knows it. And I'll tell you who knows it better than anybody. His wife, Jill. What are you, a power hungry whore watching your husband? Honest to God, it's pretty unattractive. Everyone knows it. No one's willing to say it, but we have to. For the sake of the country, Joe Biden can't do the job. The heated rhetoric common among, now here comes the spin. Here comes the left wing. The heated rhetoric common among House Republicans, but unusual for a U.S. Senator came ahead of a speech in which Biden addressed inflation.

Well, what does that mean? Unusual for a Senator. Yeah, no, the Senators never bad mouth trump from the right what the fuck are they then biden addressed inflation while slamming scott's proposal seeking to tie the rest of the republican party to the proposal um let's take a look at the guy with the most energy in the history of the oval office listen to this rip-roaring stemwinder. You know that I'm taking inflation very

seriously and it's my top domestic priority. Americans have a choice right now. Between two paths. Inflecting two very different sets of values. He's just reading shit. My plan attacks inflation and grows the economy. Pause, pause, pause, pause. His plan attacks inflation and grows the economy. Pause, pause, pause, pause.

His plan attacks inflation and grows the economy. Inflation he created. Not Putin. Not the fucking, not the channels of distribution. Dink weed here. My plan. He has the goal to look into the camera and go, attacks inflation and grows the economy and

like Dallas said he should have said it the other way around and it tax the economy and grows inflation which I'm surprised he didn't stumble up look ahead like dink we talk I hate the mother by lowering costs for working families giving workers well-deserved raises reducing the deficit by historic levels making big corporations and very wealthiest Americans pay their fair giving workers well-deserved raises, reducing the deficit by historic levels, and making big corporations and very wealthiest Americans pay their fair share. The other path is the ultra-MAGA plan,

put forward by congressional Republicans. He made that up. To raise taxes on working families, lower the income of American workers, threaten sacred programs Americans count on like Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid. He's slurring. And give break after break to big corporations and billionaires.

Oh, God. Same old fight. Just like they did the last time they were in power. Pause. Yeah, last time they were in power, we had the greatest economy in the history of the United States, the lowest unemployment in every demographic. What the fuck? Do you guys see how this is just a play?

Honest to God. I swear on my mother. You know you're a fucking mumbling, stuttering little fuck. You know that? God. What are we doing? What's going on right now? You're shitting your pants behind a podium,

and your wife's preparing you for, you know what, Matlock at 4 o'clock. There's a little bit more, and it actually gets kind of creepy. Oh, go ahead. Sorry about that. Let it fly. When their top priority was the reckless $2 trillion tax cut, going to the very wealthiest Americans. Pause. Oh, you mean the ones that create all the jobs? And still pay most of the taxes, by the way. And I don't care if it, whatever. Whatever it did, the economy was stronger than ever.

Even Democrats weren't arguing that when Trump was in office. So why don't you try that? He has nothing. He's an empty vessel. They really do. They write the script, roll them out there like Hannibal on a hand truck. Go ahead. Which ballooned the deficit and not a penny of it was paid for. Look, look, I know you got to be frustrated. I know I can taste it. Frustrated by high prices. No no what you're tasting is last night's

strained Gerber's peaches you cheese ass what does it taste like frustration huh I bet your wife snatch knows oh Nick why go there because I did

go ahead fucking Congress by the time it takes to get anything done believe me I understand the frustration you don't fuck stain but the fact is congressional republicans not all of them blaming the republicans but the mega republicans are counting on you

to be as frustrated by the pace of progress which they have everything they've done everything they can to slow down blaming this on the republicans they're not even in power you have the house you have the senate you have the white house you fucking nobody believes you or the dumb whores that are writing this shit for you you are a fucking international embarrassment you're everything everything that the Democrats try to say Trump was. You're incapable of doing the job. You're dumb.

Everything they said about Trump, he embodies. Has no business running a fucking bowling alley at this point. Is he almost done? My stomach's turning. Go ahead. But you're going to hand power over to them and enact, so they can enact their extreme agenda. Extreme. Anything that they disagree with is extreme for the right.

And the goddamn media doesn't fucking question any of it. They just nod. If there's a revolution, which there'll never be, this country has no ball, the first people to be shredded are the media. They're the ones we should spray with some type of, you know, roll-on. Well, you can't spray roll-on, Nick. Oh, you know what I mean.

You know, a raid with a Bic lighter. So everybody looks like Jen Psaki. The president made a fresh pitch for parts of his stalled economic agenda. Those measures included raising taxes on corporations and cutting the cost of prescription drugs, blah, blah, blah. What's stopping you, dink? Asked for his response to Scott afterwards. They asked him about what Senator Scott said about him. He says, I think the man has a problem. And then he let out a 40-second fart and started crying. And Jill sweeped him up in her arms, carried him back to the bassinet. Fucking Mama Luke. You Mama Luke. Anyways, let's stay on

politics, shall we? And the guy who preceded him. Elon Musk would reinstate Trump on Twitter. Well, of course he would. You couldn't come out and say you're all for free speech and not do that. The left, it's their worst nightmare. He'll be back on Twitter, although he has his own social site now, so he says he might not. But why not? Jump all out. What are you kidding me? How many millions? 80 million? Do both, whatever. Just do it to bug the cesspool that is Twitter now. Can you imagine? It's their worst nightmare. He's like Jason. He's going to be back on Twitter, and he might run again. That would be like Obama coming back. Oh. Elon Musk said he would reverse Twitter's ban on former President Donald Trump, articulating for the first time his stance on one of the most consequential decisions before him at the social media site he is acquiring.

I think we're all happy about it. Are we not? That's the ultra mega people, Cloud. Okay, let's listen to Mr. Musk. I guess the answer is that I would reverse the perma ban. I don't own Twitter yet, so this is not a thing that will definitely happen. When's that going to go down? But my opinion, and Jack Dorsey, I want to be clear, shares this opinion, is that we should not have perma bans.

Now, that doesn't mean that somebody gets to say whatever they want to say. If they say something that is illegal or otherwise just destructive to the world, then there should be perhaps a timeout, a temporary suspension. Pause. You're going to give Al-Qaeda a timeout. We're going to blow up the world. We're going to kill Americans. They're the fucking Satan. But get in the corner over there.

Hey, Mueller, get in the corner and sit down. I don't want to hear anything from you. Play with your dreidel. That's a Jew thing. I know. Go ahead. That particular tweet should be made invisible or have very limited traction. But I think promo bans just fundamentally undermine trust in Twitter as a town square

where everyone can voice their opinion. It's the reason I got off. I think it was a morally bad decision, to be clear, and foolish in the extreme. There you go. I agree 100%. Am I unshadowbanned? I don't know.

Apparently not because I put a picture of my penis out there on Twitter. Two likes. But it's not a good barometer. The penis or the likes? The picture of the penis. Doesn't mean... Anyways. I tried to.

I tried to make it look like an illegal. I put a sombrero on it. I used those filters. Well, anyways, when Trump found out that he was going to be back, you know, hey, everybody, we're all going to get laid. Musk's decision to unban Trump would not only overturn one of the most significant and widely debated corporate rulings in American tech, it could also hand the former president back a megaphone he used for years to capture the world's attention

and shout down his adversaries. Shout down. You can't handle the truth. At a moment when he is boosting allies during the 2022 midterm elections and preparing for an expected presidential run in 2024. I am your voice. I don't like the fact that he endorsed Dr. Oz, who was all wrong about the pandemic.

Oh, masks are good and whatever the fuck. He should have went with that black woman we were talking about, I think. But what do I know? I'm just a disc jockey at an AM station. What? You heard me. I like the term that Mr. Biden used. This is what the Dems do.

They come up with shit like this. Ultra MAGA. Like that's going to bother a guy like me who's a MAGA guy? It makes me feel like you're saying this guy is MAGA on steroids. That's how much he likes Trump. This is going to backfire. Boy, are they fucking losers. You people.

Oh my God, I got... You people. You fucking people have no idea how to defend a fucking nation. Ultra MAGA. I know. Zils took a condom. Everybody made that fucking, everybody made that joke. Longshot, Ultramaga, Longshot,

roars into contention. Oh, we didn't talk about it yesterday. We're talking about it today. I found this story yesterday. Into contention in a key Senate race. This is very interesting. Kathy Barnett, sounds like she's white, but she ain't. Look at that. Who does she look like? She looks like a kind of a, okay, a very poor man's holly berry.

Yes, exactly what I was going to say. Is that where you're going, Dallas? What are you, a racist? I love that, too, when you say, I remember when me and Louie first met, I said, there was some black guy, he looks like Magic Johnson. And in Louie's liberal, what are you, racist? They all look alike. No, that's exactly what I didn't say. I'm able to distinguish. It's just a knee jerk.

Anyways, and then he threw a knife at me, but we still stayed together. Kathy Barnett, that's her, has been outspent 358 to 1 on TV in Pennsylvania's GOP primary for the Senate. She hasn't run for statewide office before. She doesn't have former President Donald Trump endorsement. I'm not sure why. But the ultra-MAGA commentator is, and that's right, it's a black woman, ultra-MAGA, is surging in the polls anyway in the final weeks of one of the most expensive and closely watched races in the country. Good for her. Go get them, girl.

That's Trump trying to get out of the park a lot. In an interview, Barnett said she has been successful. Successful? What the fuck is going on? Because voters are looking for authenticity amid TV ad wars, she says, and I quote, they're spending $50 million on ads. That is their campaign, she said, of her opponents. Unless there's some highfalutin press conference or debates or events to go to, it's overwhelmingly on television, and it's these plastic little run-of-the-mill political ads, which she's not scared by at all. Barnett has used forums and debates to talk about her striking biography. Listen to how interesting and up- Talk about the American- She has described herself as a product of rape.

My mom was trying to tell me that was it. Get out of here. She met Wilt Chamberlain or something. Holiday Inn in fucking Pennsylvania. Now, describe yourself as a product of rape. That means her mother was raped by somebody and she still had

the baby, which is a very conservative thing to do. But that's horrible. Anyways, and get this, her mother was only 11 years old when she was conceived. 12-year-old mom. As a child, she lived on a pig farm. Well, who hasn't? Come on. Well, it hasn't?

It's a titty bar. She lived on a pig farm without insulation. It's freezing. That's kind of funny that out of all the things you could have picked, without insulation. You know what I mean? Which I know that means the house is cold in the winter, but there's other...

We only had 60 watt bulbs in the house. She went on to become a veteran, okay, adjunct professor of corporate finance. I can't even say that. Can you imagine growing up like that, being that smart? Like, same with Clarence Thomas, and these are the people that left make fun of black people. Corporate finance and author of Nothing to Lose, Everything to Gain. Brian Stelter's weight gain book, Everything to Gain, Being Black and Conservative in America. That's the name of the book. Barnett's unlikely and to some unbelievable rise has turned heads in political circles across the state because

it defies political logic. Just two years ago, she lost a house bid in the Philadelphia suburbs by a wide margin. And that actually makes sense. Isn't political logic an oxymoron, though? Yes, it is. But this actually makes sense that she'd lose in the suburbs of Philly, because that's where all the White House moms, liberal as they come, who never voted for Trump, whatever, even though they're turning now, that's how crazy the left has gotten. They're talking about even some of the suburbs of Philly. But of course, a black conservative woman would lose to progressive, of Philly. But of course, a black conservative woman would lose to, you know, progressive and tolerant left-leaning people. This time around, her opponents Mehmet Oz, that would be Dr. Oz,

and David McCormick have spent $12.4 million and $11.4 million on television commercials, respectively. Holy moly. Fuck you and fuck you. Who's next? According to the ad tracking firm, AdminPack, that's what I take when I have cankers. Other candidates and outside groups have bankrolled $25 million

more in spots. Oz also won a highly sought-after nod from Trump. I don't get it. This guy's got rhino written all over him. There she is in the middle. I'm liking this woman, just the way she grew up. Finance, I got a D in college and finance. God. Barnett, on the other hand, has spent a paltry $137 grand on TV, as opposed to $12 million. I think it's real. I've had grassroots political people tell me for a while that when there's a candidate, when there's candidate forums, she's the one who has the most enthusiasm.

And what was said about her was, boy, I really like her, but she can't win, What was said about her was, boy, I really like her, but she can't win, said Chris Mottola, a GOP consultant and Pennsylvania native who was not involved in the race. With Oz and McCormick just savaging each other, they wind up with high negatives. All of a sudden, you're like, well, why not vote for her? I really do like her. I'm black, y'all. And I'm black, y'all. And I'm blacker than black. And I'm black, y'all. I hope Trump thinks this.

I hope. You know what I mean? How would she hurt the Republicans? Which is way more diverse than you idiots. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm talking about people with IQs over 80. Throw her on the ticket. You don't know.

She could be the next black Sarah Palin. You know what I mean? She's very impressive, I think. Anyways, let's move on to somebody who isn't impressive. And this next story, if you people, I don't know, haven't been to New York City, never visited, or you live in the Midwest and you think it's a sewer, which it is now, and you hate the liberalism that comes out of here.

This is, this is, this typifies the Upper West Side of Manhattan, although this is Broadway, which is really midtown. Doesn't matter. You know how liberal people are. Who's more liberal than people that actresses on Broadway? This Patti LuPone's been around forever. She's like a big star when it comes to theater. She's done TV and all kinds of shit. Anyways, I'm going to show you a clip that just typifies, to me, the left today. And Patti LuPone is teaching theater etiquette again, somebody said with a tongue-in-cheek. The famously, she's famous for her foul-tempered Broadway diva, 73, she'll be gone soon.

Who wears a skirt like that at 73, you big, saggy clam? Was caught on camera hollering at a maskless theater go on Monday night following a performance, they have to put in the plug, of her hit musical called Company. She's like a legend. She's a theater legend. And like I said, remember, was it Springsteen? Remember they had a play on Broadway? And the guy that signed my guitar, I wiped it off by the way, Nils Lofgren. Remember he said you have to have masks, whatever. He was four playing to a segregated crowd.

Lefties. This clip should have been from a year ago. It doesn't even make any sense. The explosive moment was recorded by another audience member and posted to Twitter where it quickly went viral, racking up nearly 200,000 views. I know what everybody's going to say. Well, it's just a plug for the play and blah, blah, blah. No, whatever.

200,000 views as of Wednesday morning before spawning a series of reposts. Listen to the—keep in mind, you don't get more liberal, supposedly. Listen to this intolerant, dumb bitch. Go ahead. It makes me sad. That protects me so that I can perform. I can do what I do all the time.

That's a new term I've been through. Push your mask over your nose. That's why you're in the time. Just keep a new shirt right back to her. Put your mask over your nose. That's why you're in the theater. That is the rule. If you don't want to follow the rule, get the fuck out! Woo! Get out! Listen to the Hitler youth clapping. This really did. It gave me

chills. They're people that stupid. And that groupthink, which is what the left's all about. It's groupthink. That's all it is. They don't want to deal with individuals. That's why the nuclear family is the enemy of socialism. Listen to the fucking retarded

people clapping. That's right. Be an asshole to her, even though nobody's in danger whatsoever. They have forgotten why we put masks on in the first place. This is just all about virtue signaling. Listen to this nasty ho. Go ahead. Leave.

Leave. Who do you think you are if you do not respect the people that are sitting around you? Salary. You pay my salary. Well, she's probably the one who pays my salary. Excuse me. Who do you think you are? Can we have... Just put your mask over your nose. Suck my dick.

We have worked really hard, my fucking god. To do this? Alright. She's a malignant cunt. You stupid fucking blabbermouth cunt! Let's play a little from the soundtrack of her hit musical called Company. You are a cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt. A catchy tune.

She's cute. Said Andrew Bonita, you're a motherfucking cunt. You are a cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt. I might go see this. It's a real knee slapper. Everybody knows from the head to the toes. It's a real knee slapper. Who the fuck do you think you are?

Who do you think you are? That's what I hate. The people that are on the receiving end of this bullshit, they don't stand up and go, who the fuck are you? They don't fight back. They don't get mad. If I have a mask on. But everyone's missing the real question.

If she's vaccinated, what is she fucking worried about? Which I'm sure she is, right? Why wouldn't she? Exactly. She believes all the shit. But the point is, they're the ones that believe in masks, right? We don't. So you put one on, you fucking hoe.

Oh my God. People have lost. I'm watching hockey last night. There's a, okay, there's 18,000 people at a hockey game, and there's just like a guy that works there at the rink. The guy in the penalty box has one on. Is there a deadly disease or not? And don't tell me, oh, he's got a immune.

Then we get to ask you if you're wearing a mask on. Do what I do and assume that lady had cancer. She didn't like that. Hey, Patti LuPone, hope your company closes on opening night. Guess not, it's a hit. Let's get tickets. The left is angry. they're shrill. You know why?

Because deep down they know they're wrong about everything. They're all emotion-based, like Dallas said earlier. There's no logic, at least when it comes to the left in politics. They know they're wrong. And again, when you're arguing with a righty and you start to lose, what do you do? Start calling names, racist, bigot. Same thing there. Or anybody else complaining besides Patti LuPone? Anybody sit next to the lady? But they all joined in. Anyways, I'll tell you who I love, Simone

Sanders. She's actually, she ran Bernie's, remember a couple years ago she ran Bernie's campaign and shit? You know, they put her on, they throw her on Fox and she's obviously on CNN all the time. She's full of shit like any other lefty, but she's not as cunty about it. Maybe she doesn't have to be because she's 6'3",

260. Every time I see her I have flashbacks to the Philadelphia Eagles. Anyways, Simone Sanders, you know who she is. There she is. There's Simone Sanders. That's her in seventh grade. She had like a hundred, she had sacks. She had 150 sacks in eight seasons for the Eagles. Simone Sanders' popularity is about as bad as the approval rating of her former boss, the ex-Biden administration official who was most recently a top spokesperson for Vice President Kamala Harris. There's something you want on your resume.

Tanked. She tanked in her debut this past weekend on MSNBC. It's Reggie White when he was a young guy. That's when he was young and transitioning. According to newly released Nielsen ratings, Sanders drew just 361,000 total viewers. 361! And do you know why that is, the charade is over america even some people on the left are tired of hearing angry black females um you know anybody actually crying victim race they

don't even want to see it anymore yeah and you can call that racist and shit we've had enough we're all just trying to live together and shit. But you keep throwing out stuff like this, a left-wing, you know. So anyway, she bombed at 4 p.m. The name of her show is Simone. So you could show she's very creative. On Saturday, she also, what am I, who am I to say this? The Nick DeFallo show you're watching.

She also managed to attract just 29,000 viewers. I have that this weekend. I wish. But for TV, 29,000 viewers? Oh my God. Even with those big fun bags? Nothing? And the advertiser coveted the 25 to 54 demographic. That's the one you want, where, you know, Gutfeld's cleaning up. The program's viewership fell well short. Listen to what Fox News, and this isn't an outlier. They've been doing this for 20-something years to MSNBC, CNN, just beating the living shit out of them. The program's viewership fell well short of Fox News Channel's Fox News Live, I don't even know what they're showing,

which drew 842,000 total viewers, including 163,000 in the 25 to 54 demographic. CNN's debut program featured one of the, what a coup for the opening guest, because you want to come out of the gate strong, right? Like Letterman had Bill Murray in his prime and whatever. Boy, they landed a good one. How about Jill Biden? That's right, Jill Biden. Sounds like me about 10 minutes ago. Jill Biden.

I'll repeat. Jill Biden's biography came out last week. Sold 250 copies on the first day. Let's go with her. I feel actually bad for Simone. She couldn't have picked that. Oh, Simone, Simone. Go back to doing what you do best bum rushing quarterbacks

I am so god damn funny isn't it funny no the 32 year old Sanders Bernie oh there she is in a good mood this is this is her just looking at a white lady who

was walking to the mailbox in her neighborhood. She had an overwhelming desire to bum rush. Why do you whisper? Say it again. Talk. She had an overwhelming desire to bum rush. There you go. It's in her nature.

Yeah, she ended up clotheslining her on the way to the... The 32-year-old Sanders said last week that she would not be using the show as a platform to spread pro-Biden propaganda. She said, I'm not here to be a spokesperson for the Biden administration, Sanders told The Hills. She says, oh, what is The Hills in the know? She said, I already had that job. Yeah, I did. The upcoming show, I don't blame her. She was a smart one. She got out early. I'm giving her that much credit. And the other reason I kind't blame her. She was a smart one. She got out early. I'm giving her that much credit. And the other reason I kind of like her, remember when, I think Bernie was running. Was it Bernie when she came up on the stage? Some woman came up on the side behind Bernie

and Jill Biden and her, she acted as the bouncer. Fucking crap, the woman. Anyways, what am I kidding? I can't stand her. Get out of here. Go home. The upcoming show was first announced in January, only weeks after Sanders departed from the vice president's office. Wow, that really helped. Harris has seen a mass exodus of staffers less than two years into the administration's first term, which has seen Joe Biden's approval rating dip to a record low of 38 percent, matching his IQ. The Comcast's own cable news channel maintaining strong links to current and soon-to-be former

Biden administration officials. Jen Psaki announced earlier this year that she will depart her role as White House press secretary. I swear to God, they used the job as an audition to get a real good paying job in the new. And you wonder why the news is so left. I mean, uh, uh, White House press secretary host as a, she's going to get her own show on MSNBC real soon. You get that little red beaver right up there and funny. I don't think it's crazy at all. I'm driving some lady that

came up to me after the show the other night and said, I can't stand the sound route. I'm driving her nuts. Here you go, honey. That's for you. Anyways, her replacement, Corinne Jean-Pierre, was paid on-air political analyst for NBC News and MSNBC

before she joined the White House. You guys wonder why you can't find unbiased news. Have you seen the new commercial? There's a new network coming out. And it's clearly left-wing people, but they're like, are you sick of biased news on both sides? Finally, there's something for you.

And it's like Dan Abrams, who's a lefty, some other broad, lying right to your face, motherless fuckstains. Finally tonight, I think. No? Yeah. Dallas is like, Jesus Christ. Weatherman racist tweet. Oh, boy.

Right away when you read the headline, you know a couple things, right? It's not a black weather, boy. Right away when you read the headline, you know a couple things, right? It's not a black weather, man. Right? We only put these as national stories. A Memphis-based meteorologist caused a racial storm. I just came up with that.

It's under investigation by his employer for using a racial slur in a tweet about Warriors star Draymond Green. I don't like the NBA, amid the Grizzlies-Warriors playoff series. And if you guys are still watching that and not watching hockey, I can't help you. Honest to God, just as sports fans, I don't for the life, I don't care if you didn't grow up playing hockey. I don't give a shit if you're from Mississippi. If you watch five minutes of playoff hockey,

you'll see vicious hits, almost like the NFL. You'll see guys getting stitches, getting their teeth knocked out, goalies making saves that you can't believe. Eight minutes to ten minutes of play sometimes without a whistle. I don't know why it's not the most popular.

I'll say it again. Gary Bettman, commissioner of the NHL. You have to sell this game to South America, people who like soccer. Because it's set up the same. Only 70, if they like that. Fuck it. I've been saying this for 28 years. Look at me spitting like Biden. According to the Memphis Commercial Appeal, Fox 13 Memphis Chief Meteorologist Joey Silipek, who is white. See how they don't shy away, huh? It's not like when a black guy

kills a Chinese lady in New York. They just say a male, 5'10", 180 pounds. Meteorologist Joey Asilope. I got to give him credit because I have a theory about weathermen, although I didn't hear him talk, but there's a gay cabal among, have you noticed? I travel all over the country,

folks, and the local moves, right? Looks like we have a little bit of rain. It's going to forecast square. That type of shit. You know what have a little bit of rain. It's going to forecast this way. That type of shit. You know what I mean? It's funny. It started with Dallas. Dallas Rains. That's his name in New York

or something. Dallas Rains. Sounds like a porn star fake name. Sam Champion in New York. Really pretty. You know, blue eyes. Gayer than fucking Richard Simmons tampons. What? What a dumb childish thing. He's not even relevant.

I don't give a fuck. Anyways Joey, there he is, Silipek who is white, tweeted the following after game three. And chew on this, he said. Draymond runs his knuckle-dragging open mouth all game long but mild-mannered

Kyle Anderson disputes one call and gets ejected. Next level jackassery, he says. So, you know, dragging your knuckles, like Dallas said, that's all they called him, his guys, and the Army, and the, excuse me, and the fucking, where were you, the Eagles? Scouts? Yeah, man, it was infantry. Infantry.

We were all knuckle draggers. Knuckle draggers. They call people, you know, white dumb people call, you know, we call white dumb people knuckle draggers. So I never know where to stand on this, Because he knows the environment we're living in. But maybe he, I don't know. The point is, why is it national news? You know what I mean? I should have done a reverse the races because it was Al Roker.

He wouldn't call anybody. Happy birthday, knuckle dragger. He's 103 today. Anyways, so yeah, this guy used the term Knuckle drag So I don't know it's not Take your stinking paws off me You damn dirty ape

Let's throw it to Ted with sports Let's get the camera off the That was the weatherman Maybe he is the only straight weather guy Let's see what the guy in sports Had to say He dunked over his head With that fucking watermelon smile Maybe he is the only straight weather guy. Let's see what the guy in sports had to say. He dunked over his head with that fucking watermelon smile.

Cellepec reportedly deleted the tweet after facing backlash. Oh, I've been there. I've been there. Only I take it head on. I told you when I, in front of 15,000 people at Comics Come Home about 10 years ago, half the place is booming, because I said Jew like twice. Then I go back to my room, and I look at my,

all the shit from Reddit and Twitter, just blowing up my phone. And what did I do? Did I shut off my phone? No, I went, oh, you want to fight? I fucking went to the mini bar, little bottle of whiskey. Took my shoes off.

Took my shirt off. Laid on the bed. All of a sudden, I get a text from my wife. Hey, they're screenshotting your shit. I'm saying some brutal shit. It's fun. That's what it's for. That's what Twitter, even Elon Musk says.

That's what it is. It's an arena. Get in there. Only we're treated differently, obviously. Town Square. It's a town square. But obviously, we get treated differently. Anyways, he deleted the tweet after facing back,

and then he deleted his entire Twitter account. Danger, Will Robinson. Danger. No, Will Robinson. Danger. Before deleting his Twitter account, the Weatherman reportedly tweeted, anyone who knows me knows what I am. Race is never an issue to me.

To anyone who was offended, there's where you fucking blew it. There's where you blew it. What are you apologizing for? You just said you didn't do anything wrong. Anybody who was offended, but there was no ill intent. According to screen grabs on social media, Green, the basketball player, reacted to the situation in a post on his Instagram story, writing,

are you surprised? In other words, it's the United States. It's racist. Meanwhile, he's making millions of dollars a year bouncing a fucking ball. It's so racist. Shut the fuck up. This isn't 1955.

Are you surprised? Yes, I am. I didn't know fucking weathermen even watch sports. With a bunch of crying, laughing emojis he put. And then he put, don't apologize, stand on it, which is good. I agree with him. He might even mean it. You know what I mean? Drummond Green is probably a good dude, but you can't stand on it, Drummond, when you're a white dude. Get you canceled. We should follow up and see what that guy, the weatherman's doing the weather today. Coach Steve Kerr, who I can't stand, he's been out on the West Coast for I don't know how many years. I don't know where he's from originally. Maybe he's from out there originally. He is america hater he has swallowed all that left-wing horse shit that the west coast is known for never has a good thing to say about this country uh coach steve

kerr who hates america had this to say let's uh take a listen does it surprise me that a weatherman would tweet a slur at draymond um in 2022 not in the slightest bit. This is America. This is how we operate. Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! You pompous, stock-up, stock-up, snot-nosed, English, giant, twerp, scumbag, fuck-faced, dickhead, asshole. Let me ask you a question, Steve Kerr.

This is America. This is how we operate. As opposed to what other... I notice you're still living here, making millions of dollars from a capitalistic system that's oppressing all... Why don't you give your fucking job up to a black coach if it's so horrible? Shut the fuck up, idiot. As Laura Ingraham said, shut up and dribble. Fucking nitwit. That's how we do it here. As opposed to all the other countries. There's no, there's no racism in Germany and there's no, you know, Africa, they're killing each other.

Certain nations killing each other with ax handles. Middle East, they're from different tribes. You're such a dick. You're such a West Coast fucking dope. That's how we do it here in America. Yeah, but you're enjoying the fruits, aren't you? You fucking hypocrite. Anyways, that's enough. I feel I'm just getting all crazy.

All flustered. I'm getting all flustered. I'm going to go home and watch some Bob Ross episodes and calm me down. Who's the comedian? Joey Cole used to do a bit. He did a great Bob. What's his name? Bob? No. What's the Ross? He would be doing this on stage. He goes, we'll use some Van Dyke Brown. would be doing this on stage. He goes, we'll use some Van Dyke brown. Some emerald green.

It's your world. You know? You know he's a Vietnam vet, Barbara. That's what it says. And he goes, put a little tree here and a bush here. Charlie in the bush! Charlie in the fucking bush! Everybody has a great bit.

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