The Nick DiPaolo Show - Biden Full Of Sh*t! | Nick Di Paolo Show #1660

Episode Date: December 2, 2024

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Ontario I'm gonna be a good boy. It's freedom baby, yeah! How are you folks? Welcome to the show on a Monday. Excuse me, did you have a good Thanksgiving? Man, I overdid it. I didn't at the initial meal. I sat down and, hey, that was reasonable. Like one plate, pretty full. No. Oh, exactly. And I'm on ozempic. Oh, it makes you full fat. You feel full. What the fuck are you talking about? It's like a baby gorilla. Oh my god. Made scalloped potatoes for the wife. That's pretty healthy, huh? It's got about a quarter cream in it, six pounds of cheese and potatoes. Yeah, that

won't cause any havoc. And so I let her have those. I took like two forkfuls. That's kind of, you know. But I made this friggin' with sashes, green apple, and Dallas we had the cranberry, oh we showed them both of those right? Yeah and the fucking cranberry sauce and then last night I had a bag of cranberries left over so I Google cranberry recipe while I'm watching football. I get a little antsy, a little bored and I go, yeah, so I go easy cranberry recipes. About the third one down, it goes, get a bag of cranberries, grease an eight by eight dish. I'm going to tell you guys right now, throw the, you know,

I don't know, two and a half cups of cranberries, quarter cup of sugar over that in the dish that you greased, in a separate bowl, one cup of flour, I can't believe I can remember this, one cup of flour, six tablespoons of melted butter, what else do you use? Two eggs beaten. I'm forgetting, oh, a cup of flour, a cup of sugar, oh, and a cup of sugar, and two eggs beaten. Just mix that up. You can see here my heart was getting chest pain. It's just like this, two seconds, dump that over the fucking cranberries and

put it in the oven for 55 to 60 minutes. It's a cranberry cobbler. Dude, I take it out of the fucking. All you were missing was vanilla ice cream. I know. Thank fuck. Honest to God. had I had whipping cream that I didn't use on Thanksgiving I'm like but I was like I don't want to make it didn't need it I took a spoonful I almost fainted yeah fat fuck look at you that's what I hear I worst thing I do is teach myself to cook I mean that was as good as anything I made the day before. I swear to God. Frighteningly easy. Holy shit, you wonder why we're fat

bucks. Anyways, great football. Never watched more football in my life. Fucking lions can't cover. Are you dog styling me? By the way, new merchandise. I'm supposed to plug this later on. The store is up. God bless the wife. She was sitting at her desk. I'm telling you, all through Thanksgiving the next day, the day before, two, three days before. You know, just teaching herself code and shit and how to build a web page and stuff that we had a guy that used to do it and that we don't use anymore. you know I'm laying there going farting once in a game. How's that going? Make them hats get the lighting right. I actually had to try one of these fuckers on. Jason came over when our old producer who he's another guy he's good with the computer he can do art

he comes off photographer he does a lot of shit like that so they had to take a picture of me making silly faces you'll see it when we plug the anyways a bunch of new shit beanies plastic hips shin pad to polish in pads my my wife actually puts in the copy all that shit I don't know how the fuck you see you I gotta tell you folks I wouldn't have married her if I knew she was this bright You can't get away with nothing It's a real pain in the ass Hey, you know who I chatted with real quick on a text John rocker if you guys my agent Yeah, she were like a kid when he was pitching right?

John rock was a big redneck pitch relieve a fucking starter right? Starter reliever. Yeah I remember he was a reliever maybe anyways he's a big lefty. Big redneck lefty from down south and he said some shit about the subway in New York when he took a ride in New York went crazy. What a bigoted. I was defending him with my life at the Comedy Cell. I had a joke about it Colin Quinn goes that might be the best joke you ever wrote. Just fucking answering. Did I already say this on the show? I can't remember. But he said, he goes, that subway in New York, sitting next to a queer with AIDS, some lady with purple hair, another lady, another foreigner with five babies, nobody speaks English,

all this shit. And of course all the comedians at the table are like, what an ass. I'm like, fuck you, what did he get wrong? So then I fucking wrote a joke about, I went on stage, yeah, I go, he was so wrong, I was on the subway tonight, I look up, want to learn English? 1-800-ba-ba. Pregnant? Call 975, STD-ba-ba-ba. Yeah yeah so wrong about everything anyways purple hair go fuck yourself 197 if you got purple hair that's you just you just put a sign on yourself that's a douchebag I have that theory as you know every nose ring or eye stud that you have is two years of quality time your parents didn't spend with you.

Still works to this fucking day. Anyways I had Rocker, I've been, he hit me up for us last week say hey I'd love to do your show I've been a fan blah blah which I loved. It's so funny I'm that old. He's from Statesboro Georgia just right up the road. I wonder if there's any rednecks down there. Statesboro. Yep he was brave 98 through 2001 he's only six years older than me that's what I have to do to get Dallas to look shit up bring up the Braves um he's only what how old is he only 50 oh my fucking god anyways he didn't answer me back he hit me up first so I gave him another shot and I didn't hear from him.

So today or yesterday I put, okay, I'm charging the mound motherfucker. This is before I've even spoken with him. I wake up today and there's this response. He goes, I'm a dinosaur with this shit. I go, yeah, welcome to the fucking fossil fuel industry. And I, you know, so he said, have your guy reach out, whatever. So we're going to get him as a guest. Just picture that, DePaulo and John Rocker.

You wanna see a fucking redneck off? I don't know what you call that, a race off, a race is a, and it's not. It's called the truth. And I told him, I love you on the mound and off the mound. You know what I meant. All right, enough bullshit. College football, I'm not even gonna tell you how good it was this weekend. It was rivalry weekend, which usually it sounds in name it sounds great, but it doesn't, you know, a lot of

blowout. No, there were, there was a game with Georgia. Georgia Tech went into eight overtime. Georgia was down by two touchdowns with five and a half minutes left. They end up winning in eight overtime. Don't ask them about the over times. I hate the fucking way they do it anyways a Million other games. I can't even remember them some guy wanted on a 50 something yard field goal at the buzzer Michigan Ohio State Michigan is like a two touchdown underdog at Ohio State they beat I mean that rivalry is ugly as anything in sports and Michigan tries to plant the flag Into the field at like after the game. We'll show you what happened there

We get clips from all over the fucking yeah, Ryan day just can't seem to be Michigan What's he oh four? That can cost you your job believe it or not at Ohio State and he's done a tremendous job he beats everybody All right enough. I bored you people. Let's get to the jerk off of the day. That should be a new segment. Or we could call it Joe Biden. Lie it to the bitter end. I actually posted that on X. I said, good riddance, you fuckwad. That got a lot of likes. My mom was writing it with a picture given the thumb president biden signed a pardon for douchebag his son hunter who i don't blame by the way if i'm hunt let's be honest hunters yeah he's a man child but come on it's very hard for me to get mad a guy who can likes hookers and blow and fucking craziness after After the younger Biden was convicted of federal gun charges

and federal tax evasion charges earlier this year, the outgoing Democrat announced that he's gonna pardon him. After telling us for a year, looking into the camera every day, go no. Nobody's above the law, blah, blah, blah, jerk off, jerk off, jerk off. I love it, because he's been a line cock sucker his whole life, and he goes out a line cock sucker. And there's people on the left trying to defend them. Grown people on CNN, some woman

going, but what about like what about Bob Menendez? What? I don't know who they brought. This lady is trying to defend him. The lady goes, he had a change of heart fucking guy interview just puts his head they're like children arguing with the left which means the media it's like arguing with children instead of being one guy a governor from Colorado came out and in fucking ripped by a Democrat anyways Biden 82 and soon to be dead we pray claimed he was taking the controversial action after he watched his son, here comes more projection, after he watched his son being selectively and unfairly, um, prosecuted.

You fucking hypocrite. Are you shitting me? More projection? How about all the people in jail because of January 6th that did nothing you motherfucker. Hunter Biden pleaded guilty in September to nine counts tied to bilkin Americans of 1.4 million in taxes and was found guilty of three federal gun charges in June after he was charged with possession of a legal firearm while addicted to illegal drugs. Without aggravating factors like use in a crime, multiple purchases, or buying a weapon as a straw purchaser, people are almost never brought to trial on felony charges solely

for how they filled out a gun form, Biden said in a statement. They're usually not on drugs, and I don't know what you're talking about. There has been an effort to break Hunter. This is from Joe. Can you imagine having the balls to say this after what they've done? You fucking shot it. You shot at Trump.

You hit him. Who has been five and a half years sober, even in the face of unrelenting attacks and selective prosecution and trying to break Hunter. They've tried to break me. And there's no reason to believe it will stop here. Biden said enough is enough. Do you believe this fucking guy? You know you're a fucking mumbling stuttering little fuck, you know that? He said the criminal problems for Hunter only began after several of his political opponents

in Congress instigated them to attack me and oppose my, yeah they couldn't have gone after you for the shit that you did yourself. Between this and fucking China. Hunter accepted a probation only plea bargain last June only after two IRS whistleblowers Gary Shapely and Joseph Ziegler, alleged a far-reaching Justice Department cover-up to protect the First Family, including tipping off Hunter's lawyers to a planned search and barring inquiries into Joe Biden's role. The first son walked away from that sweetheart deal one month later during a dramatic courtroom appearance at which his attorneys demanded immunity for possible violations down the

road by the way of the Foreign Acts Registration Act which could implicate his dad. Remember the female judge goes, I've seen, I've never seen anything like this. You can't do that. Remember that whole fucking thing? Ay, ay, ay, ay. All I I'm gonna say is he had a much fun of life that I did you know there's still time anyways lying coming in lying as he goes up go to the beach and let a big wave take that jerk off out that would be the kind thing to do would it not I think it would when you're thing to do. Would it not? I think it would. When you're ready to get it on, make sure you can get it up with HEMS. Let's put it straight, huh?

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their boots including media people. I actually interviewed this guy. This is how bad my memory is. I had to say to Dallas didn't we have him on the show? And both of us like we have to go back in the archive. Because I remember talking to him, and I'm like, this is racist. Was it Dinesh D'Souza? Confusing my brilliant Indian people. I'm a huge fan of the Indians.

When I looked in Queens, if I had to go to the doctor, I always looked up Indian doctors. And I don't care how it smelled in the office. Yeah. I go in. I go in and the, you know it smelled in the office. Sure. Yeah. I go in. I go in and the, you know it's an Indian doctor. You go in and his assistant's making tandoori. I think that's a dish.

President-elect Trump tapped longtime ally and crusader against the deep state cash, that's K-yap, this is real, Cash Patel. This dude, I loved them, we interviewed him, to lead the FBI. Come on, how can't you? Look at it. But you don't have opening? Oh yes we do. But why not? Where he will work to snuff out America's crime epidemic, bust up migrant gangs, and stymie drug and human trafficking, the upcoming president declared in his announcement. Cash did an incredible job, this is Trump talking, my first term where he served as chief of staff at the Department of Defense, deputy director of national intelligence and senior director for the counterterrorism at the national security council.

When did this guy sleep? Cash also tried over 60 jury trials trump posted to truth social on sunday but tell forty four years old is a new york native grew up in long island in garden city and was raised by indian immigrant parents he earns law degree two thousand five from pace university before serving as a public defender in florida's miami so he's been a defender

prosecutor uh... and uh... miamiade area we tried scores of complex cases ranging from murders and narco trafficking to complex financial crimes in jury trials in state and in federal level also he was the best guy around right why even have a hearing that's called qualified yeah maybe even over maybe should be running maybe you think whatever can we have two presidents I love this guy we talk he any talk about yeah they look people look at me and see it he goes I play group playing hockey I think he said he was still in a 50 year over league or a

40 year old still carries his heart fucking love this guy we're gonna get him back on the show Trump continued he played a pivotal role in uncovering the Russia Russia Russia hoax standing as an advocate for truth accountability in the Constitution this was remember this this is why you know, he's He's connected Patel's name spread across news reports as he became known as the man behind the Nunes memo Which blew open the whole fucking? the man behind the Nunes memo which blew open the whole fucking all the DOJ and all their weaponization a four-page document released in 2018 that revealed improper use of surveillance by the FBI and the Justice Department and the Russia investigation into Trump Patel published a book last year seriously these these

guys watch any sports on the weekend? Learn to play the guitar, shit that's useful? Called Government Gangsters, where he railed against the deep state, the weaponization of the federal government and the Russia investigation into Trump. The guy makes me hard. You think he's qualified? He put a clip out, or I read an article, I can't remember, yesterday, him saying, yeah, and the media, who was lying about Trump, they better get lawyers or whatever.

He's already got them shit in their pants. This could be the most entertaining. And like I said before, the optics aren't going to be good when they start hauling people out of this country by their hair and Jerk off liberals try to get involved governors, and we slap them in the face It'll all be on TV and the left will shit and wine and stuff just remember. It's for the good of the country Don't let them play you who it's cruel Anything that goes against anything they believe they say is cruel

So fuck them where they breathe as I say You have to talk like that no but it's fun hey if you guys want to see the rest of my show louder with crowding and all the content available only on rumble premium click on the link in the description below if you haven't converted from locals yet there's a second link showing you how to do that you can subscribe for a 9.99 a month or 89 dollars annually if you use my promo code of mug club that's one word folks a mug club so do that and you'll get it's the I'm not just saying it crowd a show alone is worth it but you're talking rumble premium which is free speech so for now anyways i got one day 2025 as

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Let's go home. Oh, let me remind you. Tomorrow the great Alex Stein will be our guest, hopefully for 40 minutes. And also on Wednesday, yes, right. He's back Lee Priest World renowned bodybuilder and crazy motherfucker and funny as hell He's got a documentary that's been out. I think he might be pushing something doesn't matter. He's got stories that make you cry How about he was hanging out with Arnie like in Venice Beach and shit.

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