The Nick DiPaolo Show - Biden Threatens Whistleblower | Nick Di Paolo Show #1423

Episode Date: July 6, 2023

In this episode right leaning comedian Nick Di Paolo talks about a major whistleblower, cocaine follow up and more! Like what you hear?  Get TWICE as much "Nick Di Paolo Show", full episodes of Steven Crowder’s “Louder with Crowder” show and more on Mug Club! Sign up today to get all their content at https://NickDiPaoloShow.com and use the promo code NICKDIP to get your first month FREE! For Tour Dates, Merch, stand-up clips and more visit https://nickdip.com 

🎵 wow keep your friends close but your enemies close look what i did to my boy a massacre i want you to use all your powers all your Look what I did to my boy. A massacre. I want you to use all your powers. All your powers? What am I, a magician? What the fuck? Hey folks, welcome to the show. It's Rotten Thursday.

How you is? The wife's birthday, so taking her to Newick. Taking her to Staten Island. Show the fresh-killed dump. How you is? How you was? Great to be with you. Big story.

Just broke. I think just broke. Right, Dallas? Yeah, this morning, Dallas caught this before we went on the air. We were going to start with an update on the cocaine situation. Pretty much, I think, what I predict was right on the money. You know, I'll never find that. Cameras everywhere in that fucking, what a fucking crock of shit.

Has there ever been a more scandal? And what I'm about to tell you makes that look like a popcorn fart, as they say. This is fucking unbelievable. And again, I've been saying it, the Democrats don't want Biden to be the nominee. I believe they don't think he can win. And I told you that eventually they're going to hang him out to dry. Now, this guy, I'll tell you this story here. I'm just saying, even when they look bad, the FBI, the DOJ, even when they're the bad guys in the story, I swear to God it's put out there by them, whatever, to hang Biden. I don't believe Biden's going to be the nominee.

I just don't. Did you see him yesterday trying to go off the stage again? Holy shit. They're going to put an ankle bracelet on him and a buzzer or something so he knows he can go towards the sound. Fucking guy was doing donuts for 10 minutes. Anyways, the missing witness, I don't even have a title for this story. The missing witness, that's how fresh it is,

from the Biden corruption investigation, Israeli professor, that's what Manny Dwellman was, by the way. He was a professor over there. Dr. Gal Luft has laid out his bribery allegations against the president's family in an extraordinary video filmed in an undisclosed location while he's on the run.

God bless this guy. He was the best guy around. He's still around. For now. Good point. You talk about steal ones. In the 14-minute recording obtained exclusively by the Post, once again, Miranda Devine is coming through. The fugitive former Israeli Army officer claims he was arrested in Cyprus to stop him from

testifying to the house oversight committee that the Biden family received payments from individuals with alleged ties to Chinese military intelligence and that they had an FBI mole who shared classified information with the benefactors from the China Control Energy Company, CEFC. That should ring a bell. Biden's son, Hunter Biden. The self-proclaimed default guy says he provided incriminating evidence to six officials from the FBI. Officials from the FBI, and if this doesn't prove that the most corrupt organization, and the Department of Justice in a secret meeting in Brussels in March 2019. What an interesting life these people live.

I got busted in Cyprus. I was in Brussels. I'm like, yeah, I went to Home Depot, didn't have a hammer. Fuck. Even criminals I go, I'm smart enough to be a criminal. Anyways, in a secret meeting in Brussels in 2019, but alleges that it was covered up. He says, I, who volunteered to inform the United States government about a potential security breach. By the way, I'm doing the story for the first 20 minutes, so don't expect a bunch of guffaws and laughs because this is just juicy. I, who volunteered to inform the U.S. government about potential security breach

and about compromising information about a man vying to be the next president, meaning Biden, am now being hunted by the very same people who I informed, meaning the DOJ and the FBI. And may have to live on the run for the for the rest of my life. Yeah, you hope. God, man. Stop. Anyways, I'm not a republican gal says that's him uh i'm not a democrat i have no political motive or agenda i did find out deep concern that if the bides were to come to power the country would be facing the same traumatic russia collusion scandal only this time with china sadly because of the doJ's cover-up.

This is exactly what happened. And now we're going to listen to the interview that he just released in a hidden, disclosed place, because he's on the run, saying he did the right thing. And his thanks for that is to be hunted by the U.S. government.

I mean, has there been an administration even close to this scandalous? Ever. Each friggin' thing, we say it's bigger than Watergate and then whatever comes up next is bigger than what we it's they are the filthiest most rotten and and this is gonna this is this has to be all over tv today I'm guessing I'll still watch uh you know, fucking Braves and a red. No. So we're going to play the video that he just released. And I'll you know, I'll stop it and comment here and there.

This is again, this is Professor Dr. Gail Luft. And he's on the run for a whistle blowing and and letting again our government know that biden you know being fbi the chinese have a mole and here you go guy in march of 2019 was fully corroborated nine months later when the famous laptop belonging to Hunter Biden, which contained all the emails and receipts, was handed to the FBI. And guess who seized the laptop from the computer repair shop? It was Special Agent Joshua Wilson, who was with me in Brussels earlier. In other words, the FBI knew about, from me, about the Biden CFC deals before they got hold of the laptop, way before. Pause. So the guy that's with him, that was with him in Brussels,

goes back and says, we got to get that laptop, right? Go ahead. Had enough time to investigate the issue, but they didn't. After Brussels, I never heard back from the DOJ. But instead of showing appreciation for my whistleblowing, I became public enemy number one. Over the past four years that followed, me, my family, my friends, my associates, were all harassed, intimidated, and finally, I was prosecuted. For being a whistleblower on corruption.

Despite all that, on the eve of the 2020 elections, I sent my lawyer to Washington to meet with then acting Deputy Attorney General Mr. Richard Donoghue to ensure he was informed about the information I had given his department in Brussels 19 months earlier and also to warn him that there may still be a mole within the DOJ. Mr. Donoghue confirmed to my lawyer that he may still be a mole within the DOJ. Mr. Donoghue confirmed to my lawyer that he was aware of my claims, but now we learn from the IRS whistleblower that it was Rich Donoghue himself who suspended the investigation a few weeks earlier on September 4, 2020,

on the grounds that it was, was quote too close to the elections Finally in February this year I was arrested in Cyprus on an extradition request from the Southern District of New York the very same office that Met with me in Brussels. So the district in New York. That is the filthiest That's the filthiest office out of all. All over the place. They're the ones who went after Trump. Good. I would face up to 100 years in prison. While I was detained in Cyprus, I was portrayed in the international media as an arms dealer, even though I never traded a bullet in my entire life.

In fact, nowhere in my indictment, the DOJ claimed or presented evidence that I bought, sold, shipped, or financed any weapons. I was also charged with acting as an unregistered agent of CFC, which is a far-off violation. The DOJ says that I caused a payment of $6,000 a month to former CIA Director James Woolsey in order to put his name on an article I had ghostwritten for the China Daily newspaper. Nor in the indictment, the DOJ mentioned the well-known fact that Mr. Woolsey had been an advisor to my think tank since 2002.

Holy moly. And that there was nothing in the article that represented Chinese interest. To the contrary, the notion that I, Gal Luft, spoon-fed a CIA director with policy proposals on China, treating him like a useful idiot, is not only an insult to the intelligence community, it is an insult to the intelligence of every American. Pause one sec.

How filthy. Can you imagine you're doing the right thing? It's just, you know, I read today another story where a guy was, this is on a small scale, guy was stealing from a supermarket to, they looked like Latinos, but stealing detergent and a hardworking, I think he was Latino too, followed him outside with a camera that worked for the whatever, they're firing him for engaging with his, I'm just saying, it's the lawlessness and this is on a macro scale. This is fucking insane. Excuse me. You think your government's dirty, folks? You don't think anymore.

You know. And you want me to go vote and think it's going to fucking matter. I hate to be that much of a jerk off. By the way, the second half of the show, I'm going to be talking about, if we get to it, I'm spending a lot of time on this. I'm just warning you. about if we get to it. I'm spending a lot of time on this.

I'm just warning you. Mark Levin is in a beef with Target about his new book. And the CDC, the ones who told us how to act during COVID, they say man tits are real and they have proof. So stay tuned for that.

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was a 501c3 charitable organization registered in the state of Virginia and approved by the IRS. The same organization was also a major donor to the Clinton Foundation and Columbia University. Needless to say that none of their executives were charged for any wrongdoing. Pause. How the fuck does the Clinton Foundation still exist? Every time we have a huge scandal, they are mentioned. It always, whether they have a major part or not, they are always, whether it's Jeffrey Epstein, everything. And Columbia University, by the way, where every jerk-off, elitist politician, power-hungry asshole goes to teach and hide. Why don't we clean that out, O'Reilly? This country needs a douching like you read about in Douche Weekly.

Go ahead. If CFC was indeed a foreign entity tied so closely to the PRC, why was it allowed to operate freely as a public charity? Why did the government expose taxpayers to the risk of funding an entity new at the time was so compromised? Why did they not warn anybody? Isn't the role of government to protect its people? No, not anymore. I'm also being charged for making a false statement in Brussels.

But why was I in Brussels to begin with? Was I there to eat Belgian waffles? The DOJ charged me for making a statement in a voluntary meeting that would have never come to bear if not for my good citizenship. So let me propose an idea. Why would the DOJ make my indictment public? Do it. Make my day. Put it on your website so that every American can see the nature of the allegations against

me, the quality of the evidence, and the length the government is willing to go to weaponize the justice system to punish whistleblowers like me. to punish whistleblowers like me. Unreal. It was too close to the election. I mean, we were saying it. We're like, he's, remember people were saying,

at least people on the right, Biden's compromised. We knew all that shit about the laptop and shit. He was more compromised than we realized. And what's going to happen now, going forward? Anything other than this guy has to wear a rub in those and glasses the rest of his life? I mean, what the fuck? How dirty an administration can you get?

People are still going to vote for him, though. Or vote for the Democrat Party. Because you're voting for globalism, I guess? I don't know what the fuck your problem. This guy really get yelled at by his boss. He now works at, they said, a 7-Eleven in Omaha. Get this through your head, you Jew motherfucker, you! Don't ever go to Cyprus again, you hear me?

You might fold on the questioning, gal. How about him, though? And remember the IRS whistleblowers, they're shutting down. Un-fucking-real. They're not even good at being dirty, is my point. Right? And they're right at what?

They don't have to be. They're right out in the open with it. Stop us. I've been saying this. The left is poking whoever still believes in this form of government. Go ahead. Stop us. I mean, now we're listening to this.

People are still coming over the border, I'm guessing. That didn't just stop. I mean, it's in full freefall. Not to mention men with tits that lactate. We're going to get to that in a few minutes. What a country, what a world. Anyways, so I guess we continue on. Let's stand the Bidens in the White House. An update on yesterday's top story. One of the top stories. We talked about yesterday

cocaine in the White House. It's so funny. Just knowing who the president's son is and shit. What the hell happened there? I got that coffee creamer on there. It's nice. I look like Hunter.

I tell you something. Fuck that. What did the Clintons ever do for us, okay? More Biden administration stonewalling. Let's stay on the filthiest first family. Officials, this is an update from the cocaine story. Official claims we may never know who left

cocaine at the White House, even though there's a camera in every inch and foot of the White House. What do we say? We'll never get to the bottom of this. Are they going to blame somebody? Whatever. This is like, whatever. Anyways, we're not never going to find out who left.

Yeah, big mystery at the White House. One of the world's most secure buildings, by the way. An official close to the investigation later told Politico that it's going to be a very, it's going to be very difficult for us to discover who the cocaine belonged to. Really? We're in deep shit if you're that bad

because of where it was found. It was found a foot from Hunter's nose when he was passed out. Even if there were surveillance cameras, unless you were waving it around, it may not have been caught. The official explained, it's a bit of a thoroughfare. People walk by there all the time. Oh, God. Well, maybe put up a traffic light. What the fuck? Oh, my God.

You're lying. He is. And you're a piece of shit. Preliminary reports claim that the illicit drug was discovered in the White House library. So we know that wasn't where Hunter was. Or his father. on the ground floor. However, the Secret Service later disclosed that it was found in a work area. Yeah, what do they

have? What's it like, a prison? They have a garage where they work on cars? In a work area of the West Wing, multiple media outlets have since reported that it was discovered in a locker. multiple media outlets have since reported that it was discovered in a locker. They've already put, they go, this is how they do it. Put out three things and let people guess. And we'll go back to doing what we're doing. Discovered in a locker area, you know, like in the movie Punchline when comedians have lockers. So they have lockers where members and guests store personal belongings during security screening. You want us to believe like that somebody on a tour, you know how they take a tour of the world, somebody who goes, I'm going to bring some Coke in there.

It's not like they're going to have a lot of security, right? When we get there, I can bring a bag of Coke. Maybe you and I can snort it in the lesbian section of the library. Former U.S. Secret Service agent Don Mihalik told ABC News that White House staff members of Congress and others who have that privilege lead tours through the West Wing

on the weekends. Oh, yes. And a lot of times, kids bring in blow and meth. Fucking shit. They're not even good at lying to us. The Secret Service did not say whether any tours took place this

past weekend. White House Press Secretary, a little black raggedy, and all. Uh-oh. Retard alert. Corinne Jean-Pierre was in a fight with her curling iron. However, she confirmed, and she did this without looking down at her cards.

She almost completed a half a sentence. Confirmed at the press briefing. When you guys watch her, watch how she does this. To pretend she's intelligent. She'll look away and bat her eyes and go, um, um, um, well, yes. It's like the first tell of somebody who's retarded. The press briefing on Wednesday that there were tours in the West Wing on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday.

Jean-Pierre declined to offer additional comment or provide specifics. Well, you know what? I think I know who left the Coke there. Let me give you a hint, number one. Why do you go there, Nick? Oh, okay. Maybe I'm wrong. Let me give you a second hint.

There it is. It's the same guy. Look at those teeth. What am I laughing at? That's what mine look like now. When these bridgeworks fall out next time I bite a donut. Look at this fucker. I'm going with him. Call me a detective. Even if it's not him, next time I bite a donut. Look at this fucker. I'm going with him.

Call me a detective. Even if it's not him, I don't give a shit, but I'm guessing it is. Maybe one of his whores. So already they have three different locations to confuse us, you know.

It's such a mystery. Somebody call up Angela Lansbury. Fat fuck. For those of you guys on Mug Club, stick around for the second half of the show, will you? Everyone else, go to nickdopaloshow.com. Join to get my full show and Steven Crowder's full

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