The Nick DiPaolo Show - Biden Vengeful On Way Out | Nick Di Paolo Show #1656

Episode Date: November 21, 2024

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Don't know how I missed the train. I'm watching Andrew Schultz and these fucking guy and even Tony Henge I love all these I'm just saying I Was leading the fucking roar with all this shit fucking rogans are like New Rush Limbaugh When he used to fucking look at me because he thought I was a racist. Still does, I don't know. Anyways, something to do with not playing well with others, somebody told me. Same with Colin Quinn. Colin Quinn threatened to beat somebody up from a network early in his career.

He beat up the fucking manager of the improv in Los Angeles. And he's the sweetest, most gentle, filled with wisdom. You know, we've had him on. I mean, you couldn't find a nicer. He must have been a fucking. He must have done something real fucked up He's a maniac, but well, I know the drugs and booze but that I think he told me he was clean on that one Yeah, the man what oh you mean the manager did yeah, probably put carrot top on before

It's all it takes Anyways a couple of stories again. I don't have, because they were just breaking. But did you see the some broad from Pennsylvania? She works in the election, high up rank bucket. She actually was quoted on camera as saying, because they were letting ballots go that didn't have the problem. She goes something about precedent, something

about everybody breaks whatever, that breaks the rule. I can't. I'm just paraphrasing but really throw in caution to the win and you can tell that just because she's a woman in that position you know who the fuck how she votes you could hear from her so she had to you know Come on with a mayor Culper just like Sonny Halston you left these are make it's better than I thought it's better than porn watching you fuckers lose your shit You don't know what you're doing infighting amongst the Bidens and I mean in the Bidens and you know, how it and just

just MSNBC They might they're being sold off. It looks like spun off into some other shit what which won't work Fucking Chris Wallace who's had a 40-year career legitimate fucking new. Well legitimate news is doing a podcast now It's a fucking wet dream come true And you got to give a big assist to Elon Musk With X and making it the new place to be and you guys are just

losing your shit whether it's whoopee fucking or Joy Behar or they had a meeting fucking with Rachel Maddow and shit and you fucking you got blown out of and you and you're not readjusting as some of the stories today will prove you've learned fucking nothing. You're doubling down on your horse shit. It's incredible. I read a fucking headline today that said they did a poll of Democrats, I don't know

how many, but 40, national poll, 41% says they would vote for Kamala Harris in 2028. Let that sink in for a second. We're going to be running the place for the next, I don't know, 100 years, which is the whole idea. And I'll say it again. You have to dismantle that party. Dismantle the Democrat Party. It's a criminal organization.

And ugh. Anyhow, any hey. did I mentioned yesterday about the bronze coach getting the hook I did right you guys like get over it well that this guy they they hired a guy who's been around he actually coached he was the head coach of Colorado for a couple years but he's a Boston guy grew up in Medford Mass why do I know Medford, Mass? Because I lived in Malden, which is right next to Medford. And I used to knock doors selling cable TV.

And I was walking down the sidewalk, all young and handsome and shit, and this Italian girl was on a payphone, to give an idea, fucking long ago. I walked by, we smiled at each other and and then she hung up the phone you know I kept walk I turn around she's looking at me so I fucking that's all I needed to know I went up with a stupid fly you like cable no I lived in the dark you dumb Guinea hey don't forget I meant to ask you last night for the clips is that what I'm supposed to ask you for the folder? With the clips?

Give them to me today. Yeah, that's what I'm supposed to. Oh. Yeah, today. All right. Anyhow, I still remember her name, Jackie. Really Italian. I just remember her sitting on top of me

and holding a Heineken in a hotel room. Still remember her last name, not going to say it. Let's call it Jane Doe. Speaking of, they go and have to Pete Hedzik like he's fucking Ted Bundy. It's actually refreshing to hear that some woman said, he's sex not not to see because he didn't the guy like he get fucking drunk I was wondering if this happened it was that a convention if he was married at the time I don't know he's got like six kids you know anyways they're pulling out all the shit and here we go again

whatever let's get on with the show before I start crying oh here we go to prove my point about the Democrats already trying to kneecap Trump before he even gets in office with all kinds of horse shit and people are blaming Biden for this, but I don't think he knows where he is. I think it's the same jerk-offs who have given Trump a hard time until I say Russia threatens the United States thanks to jerk-off Joe. That's, you know, ostensibly who's doing this but I think whatever Russia has threatened to attack a new US defense

base in Poland with advanced weapons just hours after reporting the launching an intercontinental ballistic missile at Ukraine on Thursday. Why do you need an intercontinental Ukraine's right there? Huh To prove that's that's actually right. They're showing off this shit, but I'm saying that thing fucking It was like a it overshot the green monster, but Moscow leveled the warning after saying the opening of the ballistic missile defense base located in the town of Redzikawa near the Baltic coast would lead to an increase in overall nuclear, you don't say?

Given the nature and level of threats posed by such western... i don't disagree with this by the way you can say whatever you want about me who do i give a fuck threats posed by such western uh... don't forget fucking uh... obama we overthrew a legitimate leader in ukraine obama did didn't he it was when he was in office

anyways just keep that in mind legitimate leader in Ukraine. Obama did, didn't he? It was when he was in office. Anyways, just keep that in mind. Opposed by such Western military facilities, this is the Russians talking, the missile defense base in Poland has long been added to the list of priority targets for potential destruction, which if necessary can be executed with wide range of advanced weapons, including cherry bombs and Roman candles. Look, hot Russian broad, huh? And who do we get? The black, er, raggedy and all. Uh, Russian Foreign Ministry spokesman Maria Zakhovrova, who scored three goals against

Sweden. Eh, eh, eh, eh. Comrade, here is something that might be of interest to you. It belongs with big tips. The US base at Red Sokoa, which opened November 13th, is part of a broader NATO missile shield known as Aegis Assure that can intercept short to medium screen passes and flag patterns.

Good night, everybody. Can intercept short to intermediate range ballistic missiles according to the alliance. Poland's stressed that the base does not pose a threat and does not hold nuclear missiles. It's a base that serves the purpose of defense, not attack, said Paweł Rączki. My favorite name. Are you right? I'm Ronsky. Yeah, that's when you're Polish and you're wrong. Paweł Ronsky, Poland's foreign minister spokesman, said, such threats will certainly serve as an argument to strengthen Poland and NATO's air defense and should also be considered by the United States.

Yeah, well, you know, Putin said a long time ago, just stay the fuck. You know, NATO keeps creeping in and creeping in. And we will be doing the same thing. What the fuck? But the big question now is obviously, they're pushing us, when I say they, the Democrats, that's how much they hate Trump. They would fucking threaten a world existence

just to give him a shot as they go out the door. And again, I don't think it's Biden. He can't spell a sentence. don't think it's Biden. He can't spell a sentence, but whatever. It's scary. I don't know if we're making too little or too much of it. I'm hoping Trump's on a fucking walkie talkie or a CB radio with Putin. Listen, fucking guys out of his mind, don't worry about it. I'll be in there in a couple months. We'll talk. It'll be beautiful.

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please contact Connects Ontario at 1-866-531-2600 to speak to an advisor free of charge. BetMGM operates pursuant to an operating agreement with iGaming Ontario. Do you believe this shit? Remember they said Trump is going to push this into the world? Everything they said he was going to do Jerkoff has done. Oh my God. Let's stay on the Donald and this was sort of from a couple days, not from a couple days ago, it's been talked being talked about all week about the Donald dance and and you know fucking and and and it's not about the dance it's about who's letting it be you know it's I can't believe we're in the

United States we even have to talk about shit like this. Doing the Donald dance is all the rage. You got the left knee going forward. The NFL told front office sports, it has no issue in quotes with the dances replicating the president-elect's moves. There's no issue with a celebratory dance such as what took place Sunday or the previous week where the 49ers on November 10th,

an NFL spokesperson said, it's up to the networks to cover them as they see fit. Right there, you should, radar should go up. Right there, radar should go up. You know, Goodell was on the phone with all the heads of the networks going, listen, you're gonna cover my ass on this one I have to play nice because I let them have fucking black lives matter shit on their socks and their helmets and shit

So I can't go out there in good conscience and go now you can't You can't nothing political Fuck that so now he's calling, you know Whoever's running cbs and fox and saying no, this is how we handle it. You just cut away. You take the heat. What does it tell you again about the media? How fucking, what are they scared of? The guy is as American as apple pie. That means you're as un-American as apple pie. You people that hate him and you're scared of him. Ugh. The Trump dance has been spreading like an STD at University of Maine, 1983, when a running back had a good day. He ended up jerking off in his dorm room, spreading like wildfire through the sports

and entertainment world since he won the election. The past Saturday night, as you know, UFC heavyweight Champion Johnny Jones the best to ever do it. In attendance after his TKO victory over Stipe Mikocic at Madison Square Garden, NFL players then followed suit the next day with Raiders star Titan Brock Bowers, formerly of what? University of Georgia. This guy's like the best Titan, he might be rookie of the year. He's got like seven touchdowns and a shitload of fucking, tight end Brock Bowers and Titans receiver, Calvin Ridley, black fella.

I love this. This shit makes me feel good. And John Jones. I swear to God, hey, lefties, you went so far left and so you did the impossible. You made black and white people see the same politically it's fucking insane it feels good don't it it's like me watching those reaction videos young black kids who had never heard of bob seger or fucking ted nojit and they go what the

fuck is this uh as bowers did the dance cbs appeared to pan the camera away from the rookie tight end. CBS's ex-account didn't include the dance in a clip that circulated of the score. You see what's going on, folks? Can you fucking imagine? The NFL spokesperson added that whether the network show the dance or not is up to them. Yes, just how you want it. See how they made that clear. It ain't on us even though, you know who side we're on Believe me. The league is as woke as ever And you go, yeah, but they go but they won't they're behemoth Watch the openings on I don't it's Thursday night a Monday night football They know how to play the game. They have marketing geniuses Watch the openings on, I don't know if it's Thursday night or Monday night football.

They know how to play the game. They have marketing geniuses. They have Chris Stapleton in the opening coming in the air tonight, you know, Phil Collins on. He's playing that for like the first minute and a half and then they cut the Snoop doing his shit. You don't think they're, huh? You don't think they're trying to balance their fucking shit?

It's up to the networks to cover them as they see fit," he continued. Typically the NFL allows for celebrations that do not deem excessive, they do not deem as excessive or inappropriate. We've only seen a few of those. Somebody was humping like a, remember somebody was humping the football. and they find Terrell Owens I actually disagreed with this one I've become very tolerant of this shit as you get older you're like you know what it's supposed to be a game that's supposed to be having fun and the brothers never put fun to the back remember Terrell took out a fucking

sharpie out of his pants and signed the football? Fucking genius. The league though does not allow players to promote political opinions. Is that right? I didn't see Black Lives Matter, I didn't see people nailing whatever the fuck, Black Lives, you know, whatever, banners. Who are you shittin'? Which, you know, stop hate.

Who do you think that's directed at? The Amish? Which is why Boza received a fine for wearing the MAGA hat. Un-friggin'-real. You fucking hypocrite. Exactly. The NFL clearly does not consider this dance to be a political statement.

I'll say the only statement it makes is, you know, and I think we all know this, older white men have the rhythm of a broken furnace. Reminds me of one of my favorite Dennis Miller jokes. He goes, I love when you're at a wedding. I was at a wedding this week. I love when I, you see, older white couple make the conscious decision to dance. And that fucking, isn't that terrific? Young man, touch my balls, young man, we'll go out in the halls, young man, Prince, no,

me, meh, AIDS. Isn't that how that ends? Ever seen Indian with AIDS? Nick, that's not funny. I have a lot of friends in bra. I don't care. I have a lot of friends who didn't whatever No gay jokes in the beginning and that wasn't I get plenty gave I'm sick of saying that Like I said, I get more. I have more gay friends and fucking you know who and that Benning. I Don't know. I can never think of the fucking redhead from Grace from Will and Grace. She used to be hot. She's such a twat. Excuse me Nick

what did you say? You heard me. You heard me. When's Thanksgiving, everybody? Thursday. This Thursday coming? I'm going to Sonic. Fuck that. I've been cooking a lot late. I don't feel like cooking. I'm not.

Maybe get a pizza. I had a whole bit of that when I was a young comic. How about eating something with some moisture? This was my whole bit. It was like what a what a turkeys when they grow up what do they live on broken glass and dust? I go yeah everybody's eating white white meat around the table and everybody's choking on it everybody's doing this it looked like we're doing the wave I'm like hey my what you stuff this with fiberglass fuck

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