The Nick DiPaolo Show - Biden's Lame Supply Chain Blame | Nick Di Paolo Show #610

Episode Date: October 14, 2021

Marine LT. COL. Scheller pleads guilty. Van Jones says Biden's honeymoon over. Washington cheerleaders furious over topless photos. Kodak Black gropes mom. Netflix reinstate trans workers. Biden blame...s private companies for delays.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Thanks for watching. Whether on social media or in our schools, on television, or from the White House, now more than ever, our freedoms, especially freedom of speech, are being suppressed, and that's putting it mildly. That's why I do this show, and that's why I put it out for free. For those of you who are able, please consider contributing to the show in any amount so we can keep it free and maintain a forum where right-leaning, honest, unfiltered comedy exists. Just click on the contribute button on your screen or go to nickdip.com and click on the contribute button at the top. Thank you guys so much.
Starting point is 00:00:37 Let's keep this freedom fight going. This is a public service announcement for you men who are engaged or thinking about getting engaged. Please watch this. No matter how many times you ask, I won't take the trash out. It's your job. Hey! Bro! You want to fight? Yeah?
Starting point is 00:01:04 Yeah? Yeah? Oh yeah! Thursday, folks! How you is? How you doing? I want one of those goats. Don't say you're married. Don't you have enough? I want one of those goats. It's got like a human quality. It's fucking freakish. And I want the fainting goats. How fucking funny are those? Fainting goats. Why goats? You know what I mean? Fainting hookers. They had those in New York. Anyways, that made no sense. Let's move on already.
Starting point is 00:02:28 I don't want to. I really, anyways, what is it? Today's Thursday, and the end of the month, I'll be in Florida. I might as well get a fucking duplex down there. It's the only state fucking, oh, God, it's just, what a president. To all you 14 people who voted
Starting point is 00:02:47 for this shithead, fuck yourself. This is why you guys stole the election so we could have this guy? We could have got this just pulling a guy off the street. You wouldn't have to go out. I mean, I don't know what to say about this jackass. Go ahead, let's fucking move on. That was terrible. In the N-word segment today, Representative Adam Schiff, remember that little rosacea-faced puss? He said yesterday on MSNBC's deadline that history would rebuke former President Donald
Starting point is 00:03:28 Trump and everyone who stood with him. This coming from a guy, and I use the word guy loosely, who said over and over again that he had empirical evidence Trump was colluding with Russia and working for Putin. Turns out after two and a half years of investigation and 32 million wasted taxpayer dollars later, Schiff was more full of shit than the five portal parties Biden put out for the 15,000 Haitians living under a bridge in Del Rio, Texas. Schiff was also caught lying about Trump's famous phone call with the president of Ukraine. Schiff had the chutzpah, that's Yiddish for audacity, to do some improvising while supposedly reading the exact transcript of the phone call. This spineless partisan hack was doing his own version of whose line it is anyway,
Starting point is 00:04:19 and he got busted, busted like AOC's cherry in the fifth grade. busted, busted like AOC's cherry in the fifth grade. With his misinformation, this Comstain did more to divide this nation than China or Russia could ever do with a couple hundred grand in Facebook ads. He's an evil little psychopath, and I'm glad he got bullied as a kid. And now he has the cojones, that's Spanish for balls, to say history will rebuke Trump and anybody who stood with him. Really? You mean the president that brought us the greatest economy ever, the most Americans employed ever? He offered the biggest tax cut ever? The guy who crushed ISIS in five minutes, got a bunch of our NATO allies to finally pay up for our protection, opened a dialogue with a country we had never
Starting point is 00:05:05 talked to before, and brought peace to the Middle East. Yeah, you know what? Adam, you're right. He's no Joe Biden, and we all thank God for that. Now, why don't you go home, get your favorite belt out of the closet you just came out of, go down to the basement, loop it around one of those low ceiling beams, and then around that swizzle stick you call a neck and stand on a chair and have your wife kick it out. It'll be the first time you've ever done your civic duty for anybody. And that's the N-word. I bet you a lot of women get those goats A lot of girls in Tennessee getting goats Honey
Starting point is 00:05:53 Why was a goat leaving the bedroom? Fainting goats. Got to get a fainting goat. Anyways, let's move on. Quick update. Matt gave me this update of the story. We talked about Lieutenant Colonel Scheller, who's basically thrown in the brig for asking his bosses to be accountable.
Starting point is 00:06:21 Marine Lieutenant Colonel Scheller pleads guilty to all charges. I'm a little sad, but not too much, because he said some shit about Trump that sounded very woke, so I'm a little disappointed, but there's no way he deserves to be. This is sickening. Anyway, Stuart Scheller pleaded guilty on Thursday, that'll be today, to numerous charges in connection with his very public battle with top military and civilian leaders that began over the Afghanistan withdrawal and then morphed into a grudge match over the system. So now a judge has to step in it and decide his fate. Today, I think.
Starting point is 00:06:58 The court's in session. The court's in session now. Here come the judge. Here come the judge. The military judge overseeing the case must now approve Scheller's guilty plea. That process is expected to take most of Thursday morning. By the time we're done, we probably have an answer. Prosecutors have charged Scheller with several offenses under the Uniform Code of Military Justice for comments, oh my God, he spoke out, that he has made since August 26th when he first posted a video on Facebook and LinkedIn demanding that the senior military leaders face consequences
Starting point is 00:07:31 for their failures in Afghanistan. How dare he? A guy who puts his neck on the line. Specifically, Scheller has been accused of showing contempt towards officials. Wow, that's a fucking law, a military offense? Showing disrespect towards superior commissioned officers. Oh my God, there's another 10 years. What the fuck? Willfully disobeying a superior commissioned officer's dereliction in the performance of duties, failure to obey an order or regulation and conduct,
Starting point is 00:08:06 unbecoming an officer and a gentleman. Those all sound very meek and, I mean, are you kidding me? Folks, think about this. His superiors, he's right. That debacle in Afghanistan, nobody's being held accountable, right? So he just happened to point that out. You can't handle the truth. Exactly. They put this guy in the brig. Scheller first made waves on August 26th when he posted a video to social media in which he argued that the military leaders had not been held accountable
Starting point is 00:08:39 for mistakes they made during the Afghanistan withdrawal. Yeah, exactly. Yes, sir. The video was posted the same day that 11 Marines, one Navy corpsman, and an Army special operator were killed in an attack on the Hamid Karzai International Airport. In the video, Scheller said that he had a personal relationship with one of the fallen service members but did not specify whom. Oh, thanks for throwing that in.
Starting point is 00:09:05 So he's probably lying. Is that what you're implying? I'm not saying, and this is quoting Scheller, I'm not saying we've got to be in Afghanistan forever, but I am saying, did any of you throw your rank on the table and say, hey, it's a bad idea to evacuate Bagram Airfield, a strategic air base, before we evacuate everyone else? It's a great question. You know? That's what he said in the video. And what's the matter
Starting point is 00:09:35 with that question? Fucking. You fucking people. You have no idea how to defend a nation. You fucking people. You have no idea how to defend a nation. Hey, that's where we're headed. If they can do that to a military guy, you don't think you don't think Biden, he's weaponized the DOJ. He's treating parents who are complaining at school board meetings as domestic terrorists. This is getting real creepy, folks. I'm not implying that somebody should fight back. That would be violence.
Starting point is 00:10:16 Dallas, what's the answer? Yeah, I'm looking. No, I'm just asking your personal opinion. What do we do when the president starts weaponizing the military? I don't think you want to know my answer to that. All right. That's what I wanted to hear. This is a guy who did two tours in Afghanistan and went back and worked for a contractor. So I go to him for military advice. I played Little League. Anyways, we have woke, we have woke, a woke military. Can you think
Starting point is 00:10:52 of anything? And they say, I was reading, it's all the Chinese. It's all, they, they play this long game. They not, I saw a Chinese lady, God forbid I pulled the clip. She lives here. She's lived here for years. But she was over there when the cultural revolution took place. And she goes, it's happening right now. She was Chinese and pointing out how it's exactly what's going on right now. It was very, very creepy. But we have a woke military.
Starting point is 00:11:23 We've showed the recruiting videos they put out. It's important that you're, you know, open-minded and whatever. It made us sick. I don't understand this whole, we're a country that looks like we're trying to, somebody, the powers that be, are trying to turn us from a capitalistic society into some type of Marxist shithole. And they're using, like, gender and, again, it's China that's feeding this shit. And we're all, just remember the COVID, where it started. And it's the pretext for everything that's being done right now. It's all a big plan.
Starting point is 00:12:04 The frigging, you know what, done right now. It's all a big plan. The frigging, you know what, the airlines shutting. This is all planned. Everything's in up. The airlines, the fucking distribution channels are clogged. Business is shutting down. 4.3 million people quit work. Is it starting to, do you understand, folks?
Starting point is 00:12:27 That's why you can stick your mask and social distancing up your ass. Anyways, sorry. Speaking of woke, I saw a ad for John Lewis Insurance Company. Is that the black civil rights leader? That's it. Is that who they named it after?
Starting point is 00:12:43 This guy. But no, he is with an H. Oh. And he's dead, isn't he? I confused him. Yep, he's dead. Oh, thank God. Anyways, this is John Lewis, insurance company,
Starting point is 00:12:58 speaking, like I said, of woke. I don't know what to say about this other than, well, let's take a look. woke. I don't know what to say about this other than, well, let's take a look. Pause. Right here, I heard that music. I go, oh, it's going to be a Rocky montage. Now, watch how wrong I was. Just like the one winged up Sings a song, sounds like she's singing Ooh, ooh, ooh And the days go by Like a tramp in the wind
Starting point is 00:13:33 In the web that is known But not a moment That I can't slay So I won't kill All the love on the edge of home Ew, gross, pussy! Seventeen There you go.
Starting point is 00:13:50 You're such a white winger You're such a white winger You're such a white winger You're such a white winger You're gonna do something, Mom. Oh, he's being himself. Leave him be. I hope they have life insurance on him
Starting point is 00:14:14 because he'll be hanging himself by sixth grade with any luck. Do you understand that? Do you understand what that does, trans people? Do you understand that increases homophobia? Do you understand it makes us dislike? Oh, I didn't mean to lump trans and gay. I don't have time, okay?
Starting point is 00:14:35 I don't have time to break it all apart. But it's going to increase hate against, just like when Obama put out that commercial, when he was trying to push his health care thing. A kid with cocoa, remember, in his red pajamas, like a grown-up, and they're discussing it, and I said, that fuels bullying. I want to punch that kid's face. So what's the message here? This little boy might be a girl, and he's a cunt on top of it, breaking shit, putting paint all over the walls and the mother's just sitting there oh he's just big you do you like jerry sandusky do you fucking fruitcake
Starting point is 00:15:14 ah the homosexuals please give me a call that's a insurance ad what what can anybody fucking how is that relative i mean i guess like i said china found that weak spot gender and race right and they're fueling it on the internet and it's working beautifully and the mask and everything they chop it as a dicing and... Oh, my God. But I hope that little kid, I hope he gets... When he goes up for his first audition for the Mouse That Roared
Starting point is 00:15:54 or some other fag play, that he lands it, because he... Oh, my God. If I was his dad, I would shove a Tonka truck up his ass and say, you have to play with this. Nick, that's horrible. I know. I'm just saying that fuels, think about bullies watching that and going, I know that fucking kid. I'm going to choke him with his own bra strap.
Starting point is 00:16:28 My goodness, Nick, that's all hate speech I know. Hey, guys, I'll be back in Florida. Like I said, I'm going to get a condo down there. At the end of the month, I'm going to be doing four shows at the Bassani Comedy Theater in Port Charlotte, Florida, on October 28th, 29th, and 30th. I had a great time, as you know, in Florida last month and looking forward to these shows. If you live in Port Charlotte or Venice or Naples or Fort Myers, make plans to come out to the shoot. Right in front of mine.
Starting point is 00:17:04 I'm also back at the Plaza Hotel and Casino in Vegas, November 12th and 13th, and just added dates early next year in upstate New York, because I love to go upstate New York in February, New Jersey, and on Long Island. To get tickets to all my shows, go to nickdip.com and click on the tour button. I hope to see you out at the clubs, kids. And I mean that, because that's how I make a living.
Starting point is 00:17:43 Oh, my God. And our libs eating libs. And a lot of this is going on. We could have done five libs eating libs segments. CNN's Van Jones. And I don't know why I want. I was telling my buddies here, I want to like this guy because sometimes he makes a little bit of sense. I know he's a militant.
Starting point is 00:18:01 The guy used to be like a community organizer, a street guy in Oakland. But he knows how to play the white man's game. He puts on a sense. I know he's a militant. The guy used to be like a community organizer, a street guy in Oakland. But he knows how to play the white man's game. He puts on a tie and he's well-educated, well-spoken. And as Biden says, he probably showers. Biden's honeymoon is over. This is what he said, Mr. Van Jones, who's a left guy. He said his honeymoon is over and he made promises he can't keep. In other words, he couldn't pork Jill. Right now, the honeymoon's over, he said, on Cuomo primetime. You know, that show that 14 people see.
Starting point is 00:18:35 The headlines have been overwhelmingly negative for the White House this week following a poor jobs report. That was like the good news. A 13-year high inflation rate. He's Jimmy Carter to the 10th power. And a declining, here's my point, and I said this on Gutfeld. It's the only thing I said that was half intelligent when I did the show. I said, Jimmy Carter was just a bad politician. He's a sweetheart of a guy. But Biden, this is all intentional. He's being handled by Bernie Sanders, AOC, Pelosi. Pick any one of those rats. And
Starting point is 00:19:13 anyways, declining average approval rating for President Joe Biden. Meanwhile, his controversial pricey build back better plan has stalled among fierce infighting in the Democrat Party. So he has done nothing right. You're a loser. Everything right. You're a loser. If you're a far lefty. Here is his buddy Van Jones saying this on TV right here.
Starting point is 00:19:39 And then, you know, he actually got stuff done. Don't forget, you got 200 million americans who are vaccinated right now thank you donald trump a trillion dollars that he was able to move out to the economy with it with the rescue plan he's you know dealing with a coup attempt well his department going after voter suppression he's doing a lot of stuff voter suppression that doesn't exist it doesn't exist what it does exist is fake, cheating fraud election. It's just the opposite of oppression. People voted 100,000 times in fucking some of these swing states. And he knows that. He knows that. You understand he's part of
Starting point is 00:20:18 the game. I'm going to get some tea right now. Fucking coffee. Anyways, does he say anything else, young handsome fellow? The problem is that he put himself in a position where he made big, bold claims about the rest of the agenda. You think this great stuff that we did is good? It's nothing. Wait until this summer when you're going to get all this other stuff. And then he steps on a rake and then he slips on a banana peel and he falls down the stairs with with some marbles and now people are looking at him in a negative light that's good i didn't get the marbles crap joe joe biden has no marbles jones noted biden had managed to do a lot of good stuff and it's stuff that you know increasing the vaccination. That's all on Trump. Anyways, then he made some big promises that he couldn't keep. Liberals
Starting point is 00:21:07 already dischanted with Van Jones. This is how evil the libs are. They're already, this guy is a far lefty. You would never he, when something is, even when Trump was doing good shit, he would say so. But that is, you can't
Starting point is 00:21:23 even do that. If you're not, you know, fucking lockstep with the wackos. Liberals are already just chanting with Van Jones for having praised and worked. He said one good thing about Trump the whole fucking four years. And worked with former Trump on criminal justice reform. Renewed their attacks on Van Jones. Author and activist Don Winslow posted a video in response to Jones. Hey, let me ask you, Mr. Winslow, what's it like to be that fucking partisan and closed-minded
Starting point is 00:21:54 and arrogant to think you're right about everything? You piece of poo-poo. Ooh, sorry for the strong language. Jones' comments are reminding his followers of all the times Jones, who worked in the Obama administration, had reportedly turned his back on Democrats because he said a few nice things. The video was included with the caption, hashtag Van Jones is a Republican. Here's the video that he put out saying Van Jones is not really democratic. Something as beautiful as happening.
Starting point is 00:22:29 He became president of the United States in that moment. Period. Trump's going to sell you down the river. Nobody's going to cooperate. And it was the opposite. One of your partners in working on this was Jared Kushner. Jared Kushner, whose father went to prison. The beginning of a change back towards sanity.
Starting point is 00:22:46 That was one of the most extraordinary moments you have ever seen in American politics, period. Jared Kushner and Donald Trump on the right have brought together a coalition like I've never seen. He's going to be here for eight years. I'm now texting buddies with Van Jones. With friends like this, who needs enemies? All right, enough already.
Starting point is 00:23:12 You hear the ominous music. With friends like this, actually, this is how D.C. used to work. You reach across the aisle, Tip O'Neill and fucking Reagan were asshole buddies. And now you compliment a president, maybe twice, that's not from your party, and you're sucking their dick. It is... It doesn't work. I know people think both parties do that.
Starting point is 00:23:37 No, no, no, no, no. You guys on the left, it's a religion to you. You can't fucking... It's... How can you vote that way? It's so stupid. Exactly. It's... How can you vote that way? You're so stupid. You're so stupid. You're so fucking stupid.
Starting point is 00:23:52 Talking to me? Talking to me? Let me take a sip of this coffee, fifth cup. Make me a sandwich. Make me a fucking sandwich! In our make me a sandwich, as the Italians like to say. The Italians, the only people that say, we got to go on a diet. We'll have sandwiches. Good fellas. That's the right name of a diet.
Starting point is 00:24:26 Four pounds of gabagool. Anyways, in our make me a sandwich segment tonight, the Washington cheerleaders, it used to be the Redskins, now it's the Washington football team. I'm going to say this out loud and somebody's going to
Starting point is 00:24:42 grab it and I won't get credit for it, but I got a great name for them. The filibusters. Because it sounds tough, right? It sounds tough, but it really means they yap and yap and get nothing done. Intentionally. So it's kind of humorous. The filibusters.
Starting point is 00:25:03 It's a great name for the Washington football team. Mr. Snyder, I'm saying it here, so it's been dark. These teeth are getting yellow! Look at! I refuse to put those things in. Anyways, yeah, the filibusters.
Starting point is 00:25:22 What would the logo be? Schumer's big nose and fucking, I don't know. Who saw Newt Gingrich's hair? I don't know what the... We'll think of it after. But anyways, what about that? The cheerleaders for the Washington football team are furious over topless pics.
Starting point is 00:25:41 I'm furious too, haven't seen them. The alleged photos were discovered in emails reported by the New York Times. Boy, the Times is busy doing important work. Aren't they? He assists his boxhole.
Starting point is 00:25:52 New York Times on Monday, which exposed Raiders head coach, oh, they ruined a guy's life, John Gruden, for using all kinds of language that every coach of all races has ever used.
Starting point is 00:26:02 A guy that worked with young black guys turned him into young, into productive men. So let's get rid of him. Meanwhile, you get rapists going out for a pass and whatever. John Gruden using racist, homophobic, misogynistic language.
Starting point is 00:26:16 I use it every day. Enjoy it thoroughly. I suggest you all try it. Gruden resigned from his position later Monday, according to the Washington cheerleaders who spoke with the Daily Beast on Tuesday. Emails showing images of topless cheerleaders from a past swimsuit photo shoot video where allegedly the photos were passed around by Gruden to then Washington general manager Bruce Allen. And when they said, Bruce, is this true?
Starting point is 00:26:42 He said, I like it. All right. That was that. Gruden at the time was a color commentator for ESPN and Allen hired Gruden's brother, Jada, to coach the team. In the 10-minute video, first reported by the Washington Post, they had time,
Starting point is 00:27:02 in 2020, Washington staffers were allegedly instructed to take behind-the-scenes content at the swimsuit photo shoot to package and create a video featuring only the good bits, reportedly of bare nipples and pubic areas. So far, I see nothing wrong. While cheerleaders were changing clothes or moving around. According to the outlet, the video was shared with the team owner, Dan Snyder, who later denied the allegations.
Starting point is 00:27:33 At the time, a number of cheerleaders came forward with complaints of inappropriate behavior and hit the franchise with lawsuits alleging a secret uncensored video taken at a cheerleader photo shoot had been distributed to the team executives. I believe it. Well, baby, me so horny. Me so horny. You keep lying.
Starting point is 00:27:55 Me love you. The lawsuits were settled out of court. The NFL's investigation into the franchise culture and workplace initially concluded in July, resulting in a $10 million fine against the team. $10 million for looking at some titties in a pubic area. Come on, man. They weren't snuff films. That was the Baltimore Ravens that will be coming out next week.
Starting point is 00:28:19 The investigation was reopened this summer to review some of the 650,000 emails involved in the review. And that's when the images came to light as part of the accusation that took John Gruden down, sadly, in my opinion. Those social justice warriors at the New York Times. Hate to see something happen to that building. Justice Warriors at the New York Times. Hate to see something happen to that building. It's always a white, straight male.
Starting point is 00:28:52 That's all this is about. Chappelle can bash LGBT, make trans jokes, and fucking finally Netflix grows a pair. Ooh, defending a black guy. That's just, you know, victimhood. Appel doesn't like that the gay community are playing themselves as bigger victims
Starting point is 00:29:12 than black community. That's basically what's at the thing of this. And then Netflix, I'm supposed to give this guy a round of applause. Who wouldn't ever put a guy, a comic like me on or give me a special, ever. So fuck you, whoever you are running Netflix. Shit, I hope I didn't cost myself a $12 special. I'd have to be a trans Native
Starting point is 00:29:36 American with one cancerous tit on a unicycle, juggler, to get a special. Speaking of that, this next guy has those things. Who the fuck, how many rappers are on the planet, not to sound like an old white guy, Kodak Black, what the fuck is that? Can't judge a book by its cover. Oh no, I'm sure he fucking graduated from Harvard with a 3.9 fucking nuclear chemistry. As Dallas, one of my producers, says that looks like coral reef on his head. That really is true. Last time I saw shit like that Jacques Cousteau was coming through it with a... Look, what the fuck? Anybody want corn on the cob?
Starting point is 00:30:30 Can you fucking imagine? Banana head. Anyways, I'm sure he's a good fella. I'm just saying. He looks a lot like Tracy Morgan. A rapper Kodak Black. I like his old stuff. I don't care for the new shit. Listen to this. He g I like his old stuff. I don't care for the new shit. Listen to this. He gropes his own mom. Now I have to follow this guy's career.
Starting point is 00:30:50 Who hasn't grabbed their mother's ass when you're dancing at your sister's wedding? Who's with me? Come on. Kodak Black became a trending topic on the internet after video footage began circulating online of him making uncomfortable gestures towards his mother while the two danced together those crazy colors in a clip that began making its rounds on social media on sunday yak and his mom wait a minute black kodak kodak. Kodak.
Starting point is 00:31:25 Where are we getting the yak? Yak. Fucking yak. Yak and his mom, Ma Celine Simmons, are sharing a dance. Oh, to Rochella... Ma Palo Anko.
Starting point is 00:31:44 What the fuck? At a birthday celebration. The party was reportedly for the rapper's brother. What's his name? I can't even think of something funny. Anyways, Kodak is first seen twirling his mother around as they do a rendition of a slow dance mixed with a two-step. He later grabs his mother's ass and also attempts to kiss her near her mouth or on her lips. The mother and son share laughter, and then Kodak tries to grab his aunt's tits and then rapes his niece.
Starting point is 00:32:23 Good night, everybody. Let's take a look at the video of this. This is fucking pretty funny, actually. Let her rap. Oh! She's pretty hot for a mom. There's something wrong with the black man's mind! There's something wrong with the black man's mind. There's something wrong with his mind.
Starting point is 00:32:48 So what? He's attracted to his mother. You know what that makes him? A motherfucker. Literally. I wonder if he hooked up with her after the wedding. Oh my God. These people are crazy. When I say these people, I mean people in the music industry. God, these people are crazy. When I say these people, I mean people in the music industry. Social media users immediately chimed in on the footage, with the primary consensus being perplexed by the South Florida rhymer's actions. One person tweeted, Kodak Black had a vice grip
Starting point is 00:33:19 on his mom's ass, and his niggas in the video was hyping him up and laughing. He not the only sicko that need to be put in Arkham Asylum and shot to the moon. Little translation, please. What? Project Baby hasn't addressed the commentary surrounding the video of him dancing with his mother, so he hasn't said a word about it. People are asking him. Kodak has been making headlines for various reasons as of late.
Starting point is 00:33:52 Last week, he uploaded a concerning post on Twitter suggesting he was considering harming himself. Wouldn't his haircut do that? He later cleared the air apologizing for the poem. This guy obviously needs attention. And again, his lifespan, I'll give it about another fucking eight months, and revealed that he is not suicidal. Well, I can tell by your actions, you're fine. Look, I got stink finger for my mama. Look, I got stink finger for my mama.
Starting point is 00:34:31 He then went down on an uncle under a table. What a party, everybody! I would like to take a moment, ask those of you who love the show to become monthly supporters at thecomicsgym.com. Early last year when I was being blocked on YouTube and shadow banned on Twitter, I realized I had to do something if I wanted to keep getting my word out unfiltered and uncensored. And it really hurt me financially. And so we built thecomicsgym.com. Every day we put the main show out for free on the comics gym in its entirety but we also put out an encore episode every day that you can only get as a monthly supporter uh we also send
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Starting point is 00:35:56 Anyways, it's really important to me and to the long-term survival of this show. Just go to thecomicsgym.com and click on any encore episode of the Nick DiPaolo Show to become a monthly subscriber. And we thank you guys very much, whether you do it or not, but it would be nice. Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm. The weekend's almost here, and I think I'm queer. So I'll go on a march. Weekend's almost here, and I think I'm queer.
Starting point is 00:36:27 So I'll go on a march. Something that rhymes with March. My favorite part of living down here is I get up in the morning and I sit out. And by the way, I don't smoke like I used to. Notice no vapes. I threw those out. I think they were worse than cigarettes. Anyways, everybody nods at smoked cigarettes. Goddamn right.
Starting point is 00:36:50 I like to sit on the front porch. This is when I allow myself a couple in the morning with my coffee. You know, it's got to move things along in the intestine. But I like to sit there and watch young, pretty people jog by as I'm sucking on my cigarette. Blowing it out my nose, waving to them. They're like,
Starting point is 00:37:07 you really do feel like an idiot. They don't know that I was a jock. I just have to go, look at my teeth. Anyways, let's move on to this pig face. Another trans story. Did you guys ever ask yourself, boy, we spend a lot of time
Starting point is 00:37:24 on a demographic that might make up, what, 0.001% of the world? Do you ever ask yourself why? Why we talk about it nonstop? I don't mean just to show. I mean our society. Race and gender. It's a distraction. It's to get at each other's throat.
Starting point is 00:37:41 That's why. Blame the dirty chinks. All right. Netflix reinstates trans worker. Well, thank God for that. A Netflix worker who went viral for bashing the streaming service's new Dave Chappelle special
Starting point is 00:37:56 was reinstated on Tuesday instead of taken out and being flogged like an Iranian woman who showed some tit. Tarafield. Oh, my. Is it me, or do they all look alike? All these. That was a guy who's now a trans woman, I guess.
Starting point is 00:38:19 I'll take your word for it. I'm not buying it, but that's. Who would have guessed? She's offended? Her beef is not with Chappelle, with straight people, with Republicans. Her beef is with her maker. Again, God got very lazy in a couple of days, and yeah, throw that in there. We'll give this brother the face of Drew Carey, and look at that thing. That couldn't get fucking laid in a men's
Starting point is 00:38:58 prison in Raleigh. Look, her haircut, and what's the purple hair say? I'm a cunt, is that what that means? The frames on her glasses scream, I'm offended by everything. She's just, again, she doesn't fit into the mainstream, and she, Tara Field, that's her. She's trans, I'm glad they said that in the article, I thought she was just playing hot. Had been suspended for allegedly attending a quarterly meeting for directors and vice presidents.
Starting point is 00:39:25 Even they don't like her. She's a malignant cunt. That was a Netflix owner. Netflix has reinstated me, she says, after finding there were no ill intent in my attending the quarterly business review meeting, Field tweeted. I'm going to take a few days off to decompress, fucking mentally weak, take a few days off to decompress fucking mentally weak uh and try to figure out where i am at at the very least i feel vindicated and uh she feels vindicated and this is how i feel fuck you fuck you fuck you And again, it's not about, look, like I said, I have a relative who actually trans. It's not about that. It's about this movement that everybody who disagrees with it or, in this case, Netflix putting on a special lapel. Chappelle makes a few jokes about it.
Starting point is 00:40:25 You getting upset and thinking the world should fucking bend around your feelings. That's what creates the fucking homophobia and hate. Otherwise, do what I do on a Friday night and you're lonely. I get a nice ripe can of lope and a melon ball scooper. I draw a face on it, pretend it's a mouth. Anyway, Field included a screenshot of a statement from the company documenting the reinstatement. Like we give a fuck.
Starting point is 00:41:02 I hope you get prostate cancer. Like we give a fuck. I hope you get prostate cancer. Our investigation did not find that joined... Is this written wrong? That's what she put out. This is hers. Our investigation did not find that joined the QBR meeting with any ill intent and that you genuinely didn't think there was anything wrong
Starting point is 00:41:26 with seeking access to this meeting the statement reads translation we don't have the balls to reprimand a trans because it'll get out and we're afraid of the fucking twitter mob and additionally when a director shared uh the link it further supported that this was a meeting that you could attend. A Netflix spokesman confirmed the reinstatement and told the Post, the suspension had nothing to do with Field's tweet about Chappelle. Oh, here we go. Two other employees suspended for the same issue have also been reinstated, and Netflix will be distributing broader guidance about meetings and clarifying which are for which people.
Starting point is 00:42:12 Good luck with that, because we don't even know what the people are. What, are you going to have a meeting for guys, girls, and the thing in the middle? The company had denied a day earlier that it suspended anyone for tweeting about the show. Our employees are encouraged to disagree openly, and we support their right to do so, the spokesman said. This is show business. These people are just friggin' horrible. You're a wormy cocksucker, you know that? Field had criticized the Chappelle special in a series of tweets after the special was posted. She was upset.
Starting point is 00:42:48 Who gives a fuck what you think? We launched another Chappelle special where he attacks the trans community and the very validity of transness, all while trying to pit us against other marginalized groups. See how she sees herself as a marginalized group. Netflix CEO Ted Sarandos stood by the special in an email. He thinks he's a hero now. And again, you're not. You took the most famous black comic, one of the best, and you proved my point, what I've been saying the last 25 years, that, you know, as long as it's a black dude,
Starting point is 00:43:29 we'll, you know, we'll let it slide. So you're not really, but that's how desperate, I was just talking to my comedian buddy, how desperate we are that we'll even take this
Starting point is 00:43:40 as, you know, letting a, at least a black comic one-one over this PC shit. That's how desperate we are. But Mr. Sarandos, you want to at least a black comic won one over this PC shit. That's how desperate we are. But Mr. Sarandos, you want to be a big shot, put a white guy on with those views.
Starting point is 00:43:52 Then I'll believe you're for free speech and all that shit. Until then, shut your fucking pie hole. Nick, you sound bitter. Well, a little bit. Anyways, special enemy employees after the cond citing artistic freedom this is what sandro said why we put it on artistic freedom which is only allowed again if you're a ironically
Starting point is 00:44:13 a gay comic a trans comic or a black comic or female comic i'll say it one more time so you fucking idiots get it i'm not talking to my you, other people, that political correctness came about to silence straight white Christian males. Okay? And the head of Netflix said the company wouldn't remove the controversial but popular comedy from its service. So he thinks that he's such a big deal. You fucking hypocrite.
Starting point is 00:44:43 Chappelle responded to the controversy during an appearance at the Hollywood Bowl. If this is what being canceled is about, I love it, he said. But it's not, Dave. That's what it's about for you. You understand? Okay, just admit that. I know you're a funny, bright guy. Just say that. You should say my white female comics should have the same leeway. See, you should say my white female comics should have the same leeway. Anyways, speaking of white clowns, last story of the week. Joey Biden blames private companies for port delays. That's a good sign, huh?
Starting point is 00:45:22 When the leader of the free world is crossing his fingers. I hope my plan works. I mean, AOC's plan. President Joe Biden warned private companies Wednesday they were not doing enough to help alleviate clogged ship traffic and port delays. What a dink. You pompous, stock-up, snot-nosed, English, giant, twerp, scumbag, fuck face, dickhead, asshole.
Starting point is 00:45:48 Do you realize he's blaming the working class people? This guy is a fucking classic. He says we need major retailers who order the goods and the freight movers who take the goods from the ships to factories and to stores to step up. Yeah, TJ Maxx can clear this up. Work a couple extra hours, you dink. from the ships to factories and to stores to step up. Yeah, TJ Maxx can clear this up. Work a couple extra hours, you dink.
Starting point is 00:46:10 Biden said during a speech at the White House, probably a fake White House. We haven't even covered that yet. They build a fake state that makes it look like the Oval Office. Port delays continue as container ships are forced to wait for weeks to offload their cargo, frustrated by traffic and trucking and worker shortages. People are quitting their jobs. That's why you don't give them money to sit home.
Starting point is 00:46:36 You can see, folks, it's all part of the plan. Biden announced that the L.A. port had agreed to move a 24-7 schedule for operations, which could speed up offloading capacities, even through a similar effort at the Long Beach port, failed to attract more truckers available to ship goods, according to the Wall Street Journal. International Longshore and Warehouse Union, when the unions that move shit in this country get butt and oh they can it's all part of it they just throw a monkey wrench into the whole system uh warehouse also requires significantly higher overtime pay for any work done outside of uh normal hours uh the president warned there was only a potential of his plan succeeding, noting that private companies
Starting point is 00:47:25 are responsible for utilizing the extra hours and paying truckers and rail car companies to move the goods off the docks. He said, if the private sector doesn't step up, we're going to call them out and ask them to act. What are you going to do, arrest them? Like you do the parents who speak up for their kids at a school board meeting? The president met at the White House with representatives of Walmart, Target, and the Home Depot on Wednesday, and he asked them if they had any rakes that he could step on, announcing they had committed to using the extra hours to offload their products. The Long Beach port and the Los Angeles port handles about
Starting point is 00:48:05 40% of cargo imports in the United States. By the way, down here in Savannah, they're backed up like you wouldn't believe. It's one of the biggest ports. Biden also blamed businesses for adjusting their supply chains to be more efficient before the coronavirus pandemic hit. Yeah, God forbid, right? The world has changed, Biden said, blaming the lean, efficient supply chains developed by private companies for being unable to handle the disruptions caused by the coronavirus. Yeah, you should have been prepared for that. We should have seen this coming. But if you said that, you would have been a racist, too. That's your world. I just live in it. The president praised his ports envoy, John Picari,
Starting point is 00:48:45 for his success at solving issues at the ports, even though the delay contained. What success? He actually says this. Do you remember GW showed up during the, what was it, the New Orleans flood? And he said, you're doing a great job, Brownie. Remember? A hell of a job. This is what he says about his port guy. He's done one heck of a job. One heck of a job, huh? I'm going to kill you, you life-suckers! That is it for the week, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you guys so much for tuning in.
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