The Nick DiPaolo Show - Biden's Racist 2024 Agenda | Nick Di Paolo Show #1504

Episode Date: January 4, 2024

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I used to laugh. They said, guys, getting up in the middle of the night. I go, I never did. And, you know, your prostate gets big when you're in your 30s. And I just always, it never really woke me up. But lately, you know, 334-ish. And sometimes a mind starts racing, you know, 3.30, 4-ish, and sometimes the mind starts racing, you know, about football, family, Taylor Swift's legs, shit like that, and then I

can't get back to bed, try to rub one out, I'm too old for that, end up bending it and hurt myself, it's a whole big thing, let's get on with it. What's the fucking... Of course not. Don't even pause. I'll fix it right now. Come on, you motherfucker. Work with me. Work with me. Your sister's filthy

hole. Here we go. How was that, folks? Real professional production. I'll let you decide what you want to do with that in post. Ooh, I'm talking like a fucking... Approaching the bench. Did you guys see this?

This was a... I saw this and I knew, Dallas, you were going to grab it, so I left it because I already had enough. But I think you'll enjoy this. It's like an NFL clip. The coach's in session. The coach's in session now. Here come the judges.

A man leaped over the bench in a Las Vegas courtroom and attacked the judge at his sentencing hearing on Wednesday after she denied him probation while footage shows. Why do they put that in there? That's why. No, he thought it was a Chinese guy. This is not going to help your parole situation. Maybe he's pissed because they named him Debra.

I know. It's D-E-O-B-R-A. I know it's probably reversed, but still. Diabra. No, that's what I was going to say. Black guys would go, Diabra. No, you're Debra, bitch.

Suck my dick. Diabra, let's call him. Let's show him the respect he deserves. Diabra Redden, 30 years old, a three-time felon, was being sentenced by Judge Mary Kay of the Mary Kay cosmetic line. No, Mary Kay Holtus in Clark County District Court. Is there any other district in Vegas? It's always Clark. After he was convicted of attempted battery with substantial bodily harm, around 11 a.m. Redden's attorney asked Holtus

to sentence his client to probation. But Holtus had something different in mind for the repeat offender. She said, I think it's time you got a taste of something else because I just can't, you know, without history, blah, blah, blah. Suddenly Redden, with the quickness of an Ohio State running back, sprints up to the bench, springs himself like only a brother could do. A white guy tries this, breaks his own neck on the fucking cabinets, springs himself over with outstretched arms and tackles the judge to the floor, breaking the record for sacks in a courtroom set by Dexter Manley when he was sentenced in 1978 when he beat his wife.

I'm kidding, Dexter, that's a joke. Video obtained by the outlet. Let's take a look at what's the height this guy gets and the athletic ability. I appreciate that, but I think it's time that he gets a taste of something else because I just

can't with that history. In accordance with the laws of the state of Nevada... Hey, heads up, Judge. Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey! Hey! Hey! He got her. He's getting some shots at you. Now watch the cop go to work. The guy in the white shirt's got to give him a beating. Look at the white guy punching like a fat. Look, look. What a...

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But was doing okay, sources told me. you thank god here's what makes me laugh thank god the judge is okay clark county district attorney steve wolson said in his get the name of the guy who's throwing punches like a girl oh my god oh my get your purse thank god for the heroic efforts of those who came to her aid especially her marshal and her law clerk. Without them, the situation would have been much worse, as this defendant exhibited extremely violent behavior. And I'm confident there will be consequences. Excuse me. Wolfson said a couple of comments on that.

Heroic. First of all, it shouldn't have come to that. How do you not have somebody guarding the judge in that situation this isn't the first time this happened happens 400 times a year and there's a lot of like new york check out the hearings in new york first of all shouldn't that guy be in cops or no again that's probably civil rights violate so it's a probation hearing but not necessary okay whatever but why wouldn't you have your fucking bailiff or whoever next to you or in front?

Do you see what I'm saying? Again, just giving the brother the benefit of the doubt, and he let you down. You know what I'm saying? They said they're going to make changes. I can't wait. It'd be funny if they went there, the local news, today to see the changes they make, and there's a guy

in a muscle beater, an old Italian guy laying bricks, a big wall in front of him. Cigarette dangling. This will stop that yam. Oop, I didn't mean to say yam. I just gave away the dish I'm making. Italian people will know that's eggplant. It's a very naughty word. I don't want

anybody using that but me when I'm cut off in traffic. Yeah, so you know tighten up the whatever the fuck. Where were they? They were back where he, you know I mean? Nobody touched them. That's like a sack. That's like a blown coverage. And he got in a solid like three or four good hits before he even got grabbed. Yes, he did.

Yes, he did. You're absolutely right. She's pretty tough. She went down hard. But yes, he was credited with two sacks in that play. There was a missed assignment. Somebody blew a block. Saban was furious.

Supposed to get picked up by the fullback. Where was he? He was staring at the girl over there and whatnot. Anyways, hey, in the second half of the show, boys and girls and everything in between, I'll be talking about a few things. You've got to see this clip of my boy, Vivek Ramaswamy, who I want to meet. Maybe we'll get him on the show.

Destroy a Washington Post reporter, you know, probably a 21-year-old girl out of a JUCO college. It just embarrasses her, beats her silly verbally, not like that guy. And like Dallas said, it was so thorough. And it's the way, if Republicans were handling the questions the way he handled this one for the last 20 years, we would be in the lead, even with a fuck and not having the media coverage they do. But if you were as half as honest and thorough, you got to see this. I love it. Also, a famous rapper out in California is furious at Gavin Newsom. We'll tell you why. I don't think he's the only one. That's exclusively on Mug Club. So join now to get it at nickdip.com. Hey, boys and girls, head over to nickdip.com to get exclusive hats, T-shirts, hoodies, and more.

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take you a month to read, but there's enough there. I've read about 10 paragraphs. There's enough there to, you got to be kidding. Meaning it's so blatantly stolen. President Joe Biden is starting the campaign year by evoking the Revolutionary War to mark the third anniversary of the deadly insurrection. The deadly insurrection at the U.S. Capitol, you know, where that one Trump follower, a female vet, got shot in the neck and killed. That deadly insurrection. Otherwise, nobody was charged with insurrection, and it wasn't deadly. But other than those little details, including Trump wasn't charged in it.

Visiting the South Carolina, then he's, massacred black parishioners, seeking to present, in the starkest possible terms, an election he argues could determine the fate of the American democracy. You mean undoing it? He's, it's the irony so embarrassing, I don't want to bring it up. Can you imagine? They say Trump's the threat to democracy. Well, he's the irony so embarrassing, I don't want to bring it up. Can you imagine? They say Trump's a threat to democracy.

Well, he's trying to arrest Trump so he doesn't have to run again. Are you fucking dog styling me? And this is the way he opens the new year, the great uniter, once again pointing at white supremacy that doesn't exist. On Saturday, Biden will travel to near Valley Forge, and he's doing this just so it won't look too obvious. Guarantee. Pennsylvania, where George Washington and the Continental

Army spent a bleak winter nearly 250 years ago. There he'll decry former President Donald Trump for the riot by a mob of his supporters. I think I got this from the New York Post, which, by the way, forget about it. They're gone too. And they're owned by the company that owns

Fox News. So I don't know where that puts you guys. But this paper, it's a less slow turn than the Drudge Report. Anyways, for the riot by a mob of his supporters who overran the Capitol. They overran them or they were escorted in,

like all the footage shows. See how they... And this is the New York Post. It's supposed to be right-leaning, yet they're using language that the left fucking uses. Yeah, somebody over there has it out for Trump, man. It's fucking... It's, you know who, Murdoch's kids.

That's who. Attempt to... They go where the money is. Do you understand? There's more money and shitting on him. Attempt to overturn the 2020 presidential election. That's what, that's why he's doing it, Biden says. I think your brain is going soft.

What brain? Two days later, the president will visit Mother Emanuel AME church in Charleston where nine people were shot and killed in a June 2015 white supremacist attack. Huh? Yep, nobody's even thought about it, including black people. It's over with. But, you know. including black people.

It's over with. But, you know. And meanwhile, George Floyd riots, 20-something people were killed, or 15 or 20 billions of dollars of damage. That wasn't an end, you know. Biden's kicking off 2024 by delving into some of the country's darkest moments, like his presidency,

rather than an upbeat affirmation of his record. Well, he couldn't. He'd be lying, even though he's been fucking doing that. It's meant to clarify for voters What his team sees as the stakes of the November election and they're my stakes the best stakes you can get prime The best I could get delicious People say they're delicious during both events He will characterize his predecessor as a serious threat to the nation's founding principles.

And that's the Trump, look, can't blame, arguing that Trump, who has built a commanding early lead by not even showing his face, that tells you how bad shithead is, in the Republican presidential primary, will seek to undermine the U.S. democracy should he win a second term. You know,

not by doing what Biden's doing, like letting in half of Central South America, that's a violation of Constitution right there. Not to mention all the nefarious shit with him and China and fucking Hunter and the fucking energy companies and Ukraine

and I could go companies and Ukraine. And I could go on and on, leaving a billion dollars worth of equipment in frickin' Afghanistan so we can get attacked with it later on. It's all planned out. We are running a campaign like the fate of our democracy depends on it because it does.

That's what Biden said before he shit his pants and fell off the stage. Biden re-election campaign manager Julie Chavez. Oh, yeah. Fucking Eskimo. Throw her a sardine. Julie Chavez Rodriguez said in a conference call to reporters, who better to run the country than minority women?

Because they see the world the same way everybody else does, right? Trump, who faces 91 criminal charges, and none of them legitimate, I added that, stemming from his efforts to overturn his loss to Biden. Loss? Again, not a loss, stolen. In three other felony cases, argues that Biden and top Democrats are themselves seeking to undermine democracy by using the legal system to thwart the campaign of his chief rival. The fact that he even has to say that is sad. In 2020, you guys should be able to see this yourself.

In 2020, Biden won the White House by promising to heal the soul of the nation after somebody explained to him what a soul was. He changed his mind. After he said that seeing hate groups marching in Charlottesville. You going to bring up Rodney King next? You gonna bring up Rodney King next? With torches and swastikas in 2017 Propelled him to run You're a wormy cocksucker, you know that?

You get nothing! You lose! Fucking asshole What a fucking asshole I don't care if he's got dementia or not And again, I'm gonna say this again We all made fun of AOC and all those douchebags, but I swear to God and Bernie. This is their program I should say Obama's third term

Can you prove it? Well, yeah, I'll wait a couple years and when all come out, you know, like the right is always right It's fucking embarrassing. Embarrassing. You're not going to recognize your country. You're not going to recognize your neighbors. Eight million people have poured in here in the last three years, by the way, with no discernible skills. They're going to do nothing for the economy but suck off the government's teat,

and that comes out of your check so anyways we're steamrolling towards fucking socialism slash communism slash marxism slash fuckism that last one my wife uh anyways for those of you on mud club stick around for the second half of the show everyone else go to nickdip.com and join to get my full show ste Steven Crowder's full show, and a whole lot more. And while you're at nickdip.com, click on the tour button. Again, I need you guys to come out in droves, okay? I've been speaking the truth longer than all your heroes, the Billy Birds, the Joe Rogans, sat around the New York Comedy Club cellar table, people would look at me with an eyebrow

up, thinking I was Mussolini, and I took it as a compliment. Anyways, May 11th, Count Basie Theater. Once again, Dave Chappelle is the hero. I love him. He's one of my favorite comics. I met him when he was young. I like him.

He's fucking, he's as good as anybody. I think he's hilarious like everybody else it. He's fucking, he's as good as anybody. I think he's hilarious like everybody else does. He's definitely a legend. But I just, I get a little irritated when they make him out to be a hero from, you know, pushing against the trans movement. He can't be canceled. When you get to a certain level of fame, especially black, you can't be canceled. He's not risking anything. Okay? I can't say that enough. If he did risk shit like I did,

he'd be sitting next to me as a sidekick. Or vice versa. I'd be next to him. I'm just saying. guitar solo Outro Music