The Nick DiPaolo Show - Big Boob Bryon | The Nick Di Paolo Show #1875

Episode Date: April 1, 2026

In today's episode, Nick talks about A 3rd Carrier Strike Group, Kittleson Kidnapped, Bryon's Big Boobs, Kid Rockin' With Apaches, A Nude Grocery Encounter, Behar Befuddled and BS at The Bulls! The FULL SHOW is live streaming & FREE-ONLY on Rumble! Join our LIVE CHAT at 6pm ET every Mon-Thu or watch the FULL EPISODE anytime on demand after 7pm ET. Follow my Channel and get notified! https://rumble.com/c/TheNickDiPaoloShow MERCH - Grab some mugs, hats, hoodies, shirts, stickers etc… https://shop.nickdip.com/ PERSONAL VIDEO FROM ME – Send someone a personal video from me! Go to https://shoutout.us/nickdipaolo  or www.cameo.com/nickdipaolo SOCIALS/COMEDY- Follow me on Socials or Stream some of my Comedy!  https://nickdipaolo.komi.io/

despise it with every fiber of my being. Welcome to the live lineup, boys and girls, where you get this show, you get Lauda with Crowder, all these other great shows for free. If you want it, ad-free, sign up for Rumble Premium. So follow my channel and download the Rumble app, which millions of people do. And today I'll be talking about, well, Trump is saying, listen, to the Iranians, we have a deal if you open the

keep the straight open if you don't we're going to bomb you into Stone Edge forward because they're 40 years behind that I mean 400 that guy Also what else we got

an American journalist kidnapped in Iraq they have it right on tape kind of scary and the shocking story today Christy Noam's husband Are they still married? I don't even know. You wonder why she might be banging

Cory Lewandowski. Wait till you hear the story what this guy's into. Wow. And we have a woman flipping out at a supermarket taking off her clothes and, ironically, nowhere near the fresh produce. What?

Kill I got? D. So anyhow, that's what's going on today. also fucking red socks ouch ouchy

ouch ouch oh what they could be two nights ago eight to one last night nine to one

I think nine two whatever oh my god even my even our you know

our new young hero Roman Anthony has he had struck off four times last night

I think three the night before it shows you how goddamn tough that league is. As soon as they get the book on you, they just exploit any weakness you might have. But they did not look good. And another pitcher gets blown up, bellows.

He didn't make it through like the fourth inning. So the starting pitching has sucked. The hitting has been atrocious. But I'll say this again. It's how they started last year. Do you remember we were talking about Devers last year? He had struck out 15 out 19 times at the plate. remember that? And then they traded them to San Francisco because you didn't want to

fucking leave third base, whatever. But boy, very disappointing start. But it makes it interesting. You're like, it's like watching a car wreck, you know? They'll pull out of it. They got so much talent. But I'm just saying, as of right now, I'm afraid to look at the standings. And, uh, excuse me, God damn it. And the Bruins are just the opposite. Bruins are playing the best hockey in the NHL right now. They are 12. 13 and 6 since the Olympic break or some shit. Incredible.

They're jelling. Everybody on that team can put the puck on the net and they were worried about scoring because nobody knew. There was no chemistry. All these guys are kind of new. And boy, did it come together nicely. And they spanked the friggin, was it Dallas Stars last night. These are all teams that are

either in the playoffs or right on the cusp. And they are smacking them around. I think that's a fourth winner. This is when you want to gel. I hope they don't blow their load right before the playoffs, but this is how you should be playing. It's friggin' insane. I've enjoyed this year. Again, why do you guys give a fuck?

I don't know. I got to kill time. Can I tell you? What else? It's about all. It's all I got. Dallas, anything happened at the house? The kid drive the car. Still running around. Kid still running around. He put up

electric friends. I don't think that's right. It's not working. I'm over it yesterday. I saw him by himself at Forsyth Park, hitting on some broad selling paintings. So funny, Forsyth Park is one of the most beautiful. It's what Central Park used to be. You know, it's a tiny version of Central Park, but it's just clean, and you've got college kids and people jogging around with nothing on. And just people, and there's always these scad students, you know, they're sketching a tree, and you're like, is that what are you going to go for a living here? and there's always people selling religious tapes

and trying to talk me into Jesus and I go over and I kick over the sign. Like I'm a liberal. And it's not that I am. I'm jealous that they actually believe in it. I'm seeing a lot of that lately. A lot. Like even Rogan's going to church now and...

We're getting confirmed in two weeks. Dallas and his wife are getting confirmed by the Senate. Yeah. Going to be a chaplain, him and the wife. And write that down. It was a good one. That was a doozy. Yes, Dallas is converting to Catholicism. I'm going the other way. I'm going to, what's the one Madonna does, the Jewish one? I can never remember what that's called. Cabal. Some shit like that. You know who will correct me on that?

My girl, Bunny, in the chat room. Every time, like I was trying to think of Paul Harvey. Remember yesterday I was doing a radio voice of a guy? He used to do the news like this. In Nebraska, a meat packing plant, was invaded today. And that was Paul Harvey I was trying to think of. I don't know what the name I used. I think I said Bobby Sherman.

You said Art Bell. I did. I said Art Bell. Holy shit. He is getting confirmed. He's on top of it all. Art Bell. That's right.

It was, who did I say? She said it well. I didn't tell you. you guys the funniest thing yesterday leaving the house. This is what sleep medication will do to you. And this is natural shit. It's kind of work and I'm going to be honest. I only wake up once now. I left the house yesterday and I told Tommy this on the phone and he shit his pants laughing. I'm leaving the house with, I got my cell phone on one hand and I'm halfway to the car and I'm holding an Italian cookbook in my other hand. Not my iPad. Could I make that up? I had to turn around and walk back my head down.

disgrace and ring my own doorbell like I was selling encyclopedias ma'am you know how to make a nice catcher thore Dallas I'm telling you it's fucking bizarre and it's all sleep related but I'm saying how much damage can your brain take

I'm going to have CTE without playing football all right let's get to it fuck it George Bush Sr. remember him yeah his ghost is back and his old stomping grounds the Middle East well what do you mean by that A third U.S. aircraft carrier strike group is deploying to the Middle East as war with Iran rages on. Boy, the media, even the media are supposed to be on your side.

That's the cancer. They're the ones who mislead the idiots in this country, and apparently there's zillions of them. You've seen them all at, you know, no kings. Look at that boat. How does that fucking thing float? You know what I mean? I take dumps and they sink. How the fuck is that?

That was one of my old jokes. dub soap that was the soap that floats. I go, yeah, so does my shit. I want to wash my face with it. That was an open mic joke. He sort of ripped the tits off the crime. Anyways, the USS George H.W. Bush, they're making the George W. Bush wanted to canoe. Aircraft carrier will be sailing to the Middle East with a fleet of support ships in tow. Who said that? Well, the Stutley Secretary of War. You know, if the Dems ever get

back, you know, they'll be changing that. That is just asking for trouble. Sock it and fuck it. Pete Higgseth said that. That news came after the Bush carrier group departed from its base in Norfolk, Virginia, in what Navy Times initially reported was a pre-scheduled deployment. It will join two other aircraft carrier groups already in the Middle East. The USS, Gerald Ford. Wow. So we got the Bush. We got the Ford. in the Mediterranean Sea, and you got the USS Abraham Lincoln and the Arabian Sea. What do they all have in common? They're all Republicans.

Is that a fucking coincidence? You don't see the USS Bill Clinton, do you? You do, but it's a hot tub they designed him to the holiday in in D.C. Iran has been being hammered by U.S. and Israeli rockets since their Supreme Leader. And every time I read the word Supreme, I think of, Taco Bell or whatever. I don't know why that is. Ayatollah Ali Kameini, what a big family.

We've been killing them for years. Was killed alongside 50 top government officials and two players to be named later. Muller is to be named. Crushing surprise attack on February 28th. But Tehran has managed to largely close the strait of hormone. Now, how could they do that? And such a one-sided, we're beating the piss out of them.

This one's surprise. A critical bottleneck in global oil distribution and left markets railing as the conflict that rages on. So whatever. President Trump has also indicated he could be willing to end the war in Iran. And if I see anybody doing that hard thing again, I'm going to shoot you in the heart. The fucking pellet gun.

I won't kill you. He could be, I think Justin Bieber started that faggotry, didn't he? I don't know. He could be willing. to end the war in Iran without resting control Hormiz from Iran. That's how it's read, folks. That's how they wrote it.

Rest and control Homoos from him. And by the way, our fucking NATO allies who Spain wouldn't let us fly over their country to get there. France wants nothing to do with it. But, but beep, bupup, and both Trump

and I think it was Rubio said, yeah, they're going to fucking Trump yesterday goes, then go get your own oil. Fight for your own. We're done, you know. We shouldn't be a part of NATO anymore.

I don't care. I know that sounds easier said than done because they are part of it. No, they're not. No, they're not. Why the fuck would, why should America risk blood and treasure for these jerkoffs?

And they weren't even paying their full fee for the last 30 years. Fuck them. Well, we can't get it. How are we going to survive without France and that power? Germany used to be a force for good I mean that's wrong they they had great military let's put it that way Norm Macdonnell used to do a great big hey Germany

and how they started World War I and they were in World War II I can't even remember the punchline he does the whole thing about them fighting every way hey we got our asses kick let's take on World War II that was terrible sorry Norm Hey folks, if you want to support the show, go to Nick Dip.com. We have a merchandise page to support the show. Buy something there nice. We got hats, hoodies, t-shirts, mugs, jogging bras. I said bras.

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I assure you, Mr. Bukholtter. Kittleson kidnapped. That's all I could come up with. Sorry. I said her name like she's a well-known commodity. An American journalist was reportedly kidnapped by Iran-backed militant group. Ketab Hezbollah. How many branches of Hezbollah are there? You got A, AAA, AA. They're bringing a guy up from from double A. Actually, he's out of Pakistan, out of Karachi. Apparently he's blown up,

he's, I don't know, he's blown up a bunch of people. Oh, sorry, I'm new at this 12 years. Anyways, yeah, that's the Milton group, Khatab, Hezbollah, a Hezbollah, and the Iraqi capital of Baghdad with terrifying surveillance footage showing an armed men dragging this poor... This has got to be scary. I know you're a journalist, but, you know, there's shit going on in Vermont that needs covering.

You don't have to be over there. Dragging her into the back of a car. Imagine you're in Iraq. You're doing your job. And all of a sudden, a couple of grease balls shoving to the back of a car. Unbelievable.

They actually have it on video. Check it out. It's up to the right-hand corner a little bit. You've got to see. That's where they are. See them in the parking lot right there? There you go. Look, they shoved her in the back seat.

I mean, God damn. That's got to be frightening. Do they have guns or anything? I don't think so. Tuesday's abduction. What are you going to do with her? Are you asking for even a bigger pounding?

I mean, we're not going to hit Iraq, but we're going to fucking, those are Hezbollah people. We know where you live, too. It's like, oh my God, I just thought a great phrase. You've heard a suicide by cop. These guys

it's suicide by Jew. The Israelis know where you guys keep your dogs. Tuesday's objection of Shelley Kittleson, 49 years old from Montes. She looks like a young Hillary there. Right? Just to what I'm saying, what I'm saying? No, no big loss.

I, uh, what? No, I don't mean that at all. They have to wear that thing when they're over there. 49, Monticello, Wisconsin has, imagine you're you grew up in Wisconsin. Now you're, uh, being kidnapped and I'm glad that I'm glad that diploma paid off

was confirmed by Al Monitor. A friend of mine I went to high school with Al Monitor. Guy could hit the shit out of a softball. The dependent media outlet for which she had written. We had deeply alarmed by the kidnapping of Al Monitor.

Al Monitor. I don't know how to say it. Spelled Monitor. Fuck you. Contribute to Shelley Kiddleston in Iraq on Tuesday. We call for her safe and immediate release. Yeah, that ought to help. Al Monitor said, we call for keeping her here. Go fuck yourself. That was the reply. No.

We stand by her vital reporting from the region and call for her swift return to continue her important work. Oh, that'll do it. That's not even a strongly worded letter. It's like a suggestion. Hey, if you've got time, let that broad go. We need somebody to make coffee at the office.

But that's got to be scary because they just let a journalist go, the Iranians did. I think. An American journalist that he had for about a year. We didn't even hear about it. I mean, God damn. Footage from local outlets shared an X reportedly shows Kittleson, who has written extensively for BBC World Politico,

hustler, field and stream, pep boys, and foreign policy being bundled into the, oh, progressive insurance bundling. Can I see that commercial again? Into the back of a car by armed men after they stopped her at a busy intersection in Baghdad. News reports, she was snatched. That's a bad word.

Near the Baghdad Hotel. A stone's throw from throwing a stone at women. There's got to be a joke there. You guys figure it out. A stone's throw from an adulterone. There she is. What are you doing, sweetie? If that's your daughter?

From the heavily militarized green zone and state that two vehicles were involved in her kidnapping. while no one has claimed responsibility for the abduction, a former Pentagon official believes Kittleson, who spent years reporting from war zones in Afghanistan, Iraq, and, wow, they do this, and what's going to, you know, and then she could be a, although this is how it used to work. Somebody like that would be, right,

being a war covering the wars, like even Haraldo Rivera and she, then they come back and be very successful over here, and they can talk about this shit with credibility, but nobody watches the legacy news anymore, so maybe she can get a podcast if they let her go. That was fucking crazy, I know. Anyways, you may have taken hostage by Iraqi Shiite paramilitary group.

Authorities intercepted a vehicle returned it for 62 yards and a touchdown. Believe to be Kiddleston's abductors that flipped over as they tried to flee and arrested one suspected kidnap Iraqi's interior ministry. He said, well, what? The car flipped over and you arrested somebody, you think they're involved?

Is that what they? Did I read that right? Oh. However, the freelance journalist was not in the vehicle. Oh, and her current whereabouts are unknown. Somebody said they saw her hanging out with Nancy Guthrie at a coffee shop in Pallabodad in Shittistan. Okay, here comes the story of the, to me, of the year maybe. I know we're only up to about April.

Today is April fool. It is? I'm not even Nick DePaula. There you go. There's your fool. I'm a guy, Phil Marlowe, from right here in Denver. See all the fucking fooling I just did?

Brian, first of all, I don't like anybody spells their name, Brian B-R-Y-O-N. You should have put Brian B-R-A. Because you like big titty. Yeah, you'll see. Brian, Big Boobes, Nome. That's the headline. Former Department of Homeland Security Chief Christy Noem, who's had a tough few months, is devastated.

Look at this guy. Could it be more normal? By salacious allegations, her husband, allegations. These fucking pictures. I got him hanging in my room. Brian B.R. Y-O-N lives a double life where he cross-dresses. Is this an American phenomenon? What is going on with American men?

He cross-dresses and chats online with fetish models. Have you been to Fetland? The models are beautiful there. Those are fetish models. Miss Nome was devastated. The family was blindsided by this, and they asked for privacy and prayers. I'm going to pray because your husband likes to dress up.

I got more important shit to pray about. I got a doctor's appointment tomorrow that, you know, They're going to tell me I have a walnut size whatever in my walmut. Noam's representative told them, according to reporting by the Daily Mail, Brian Noam chatted up women from the so-called, I've got to get online. I'm missing all kinds of fun. Bimbification.

Yes, what you're looking at is Christy Noan's husband. Now we know she was fucking Lewandowski. That just confirms it, unless she likes big tits to him. Bimbofication. Bimbofication. Fetishish. scene in which adult performers augment their breasts with massive amounts of saline to achieve a Barbie doll like a...

I'm sorry, Barbie doll didn't have 58 double Ds. Not the ones I used to touch. I play with... Right? They had normal tits. Look at this fucking butt up. Can you imagine? I said to Dallas, think about the men that made up the greatest generation.

Just think about them and then show them. most of them are dead. They might be one or two. And showing them this and going, look what American men have turned into. It's phenomenal. Citing hundreds of messages purportedly sent by three women from the scene, Nome's husband enthusiastically praised their heavily augmented appearances

and proclaimed he coveted, and I quote, huge, huge, ridiculous boobs. One photo, the male claims. Brian Nome shared with the, with women features him wearing a pink hot pants and a flesh-colored skin-tight suit, citing hundreds of messages purportly sent by three women from the scene. Norm's husband, I already read that.

It's repeating. And proclaim he can be a bit. Skip it a bit. One photo of the male claims are shared. Women features him wearing pink hot pads and a hair car. He appears to have balloons in his shirt to mimic comically oversized lopsided breasts, complete with fake protruding nipples.

Brian, who made his fortune in the insurance industry. That's not even him. Dallas did this tell you for us. Get a laugh. He showed up at work like that. How about this guy? He was an insurance guy. Surprise.

Allegedly sent women he met in the online fetish community. Some $25,000. A man just the fucking via cash app and PayPal. Do you understand? I'm not even tech savvy enough to be a purve. I wouldn't even know how to use those things. things, as he admired the over-the-top

bus sizes and amazing curves. He traded selfies. I mean, and it's not like he married a pig? She's a beautiful woman. He traded selfies with one woman. He pledged to worship like a goddess telling her

you turn me into a girl. Oh my God. That's what I used to say when my dad was spanking the shit out of me. Look at this asshole. Before asking if he should put on

leggings. Check the weather yourself. That's faggot stuff. You want to call by its name? That's strictly for fags. One of the models claimed she once butt dialed Jason and heard a voicemail

greeting saying, Nome insurance, leave a message. You can't make this shit up. Oh my God. When she Googled Noam Insurance, she found pictures of Brian and his DHS secretary, former wife, according to the Daily Mail. When she confronted him about it, he reportedly told her that he didn't care. The outlet spoke to national security experts who surmised her husband's alleged proclivities

could have left the former DHS secretary who was fired last month, vulnerable to potential blackmail. Yeah. People call up, could call her up and go, I get pictures of your husband. Now you tell us where the uranium is. I'm doing a 007 thing. Well, we're going to put this shit up. The gnomes have three, and she goes, I don't give a fuck. I hate them.

Just don't bother me. The gnomes have three children, daughters Cassidy with a K. I don't like that. You wonder why kids can't spell. And Kennedy, boy, that's a popular name for a girl. You know that? That's kind of, when you think of it, a little bit dower. Hey, we had a new baby girl.

What are you going to name it after? A dead president. Here's our other girl, Abraham. I'm trying to think of the other guys I could kill. McKinley? I don't know. I should know. Do you want me to name the presidents for you? Have I done this on here already? George Washington. In order, 1 to 47.

George Washington. That's it. I'm done. Thank you very much. Now, George Washington, John Adams, Thomas Jefferson, you know, who Madison, oh, it's not going to work today, I can feel it. Monroe, John Quincy Adams, Andrew Jackson, Van Buren, William Henry Harrison, John Tyler, 11 is Polk, 12 is Zachary Taylor, 13 is Millett, Phil 14 is Pierce.

15 is James Monroe. 16 is Lincoln. 17's Andrew Johnson. 18 is Ulysses S. Grant. 19 is Rutherford B. Hayes. 20 is Garfield. 21 is Chester. 22.

Excuse me, Grover Cleveland. 23, Benjamin Harrison. 24, Grover Cleveland again. 25 McKinley. 26. Teddy Roosevelt. 27. Taft. 28.

Woodrow Wilson, 29 Harding, 30 Coolidge, 31, Hoover, 32, FDR, 33 is Truman, 34 is Eisenhower, 35 is Kennedy, 36 is Linda B. Johnson, 37 is Nixon, 38 is Ford, 39 is, 39 is, we don't was that Ford? What did I say? Ford was what? Oh, don't fuck. This is what? Nixon was what?

Oh my God. Let me stop. J. F. Kennedy, John F. Kennedy, was 35. 36 with Linda B. Johnson. 37 was Nixon. 38 was Ford. 39 card. 40 Reagan.

41, Bush Sr. 42. Bill Clinton. Oh my God. Yeah, 42 Bill Clinton. Am I right? Yeah. 43 Bush Jr.

44 scumbagged Obama. 45 Trumpazoid. 46 Biden. 47 Trumpazoid. I usually can rip right through them. I'd be hesitant. I choke because I had people watching. I've got to get back on stage.

I just wasted 10 minutes of your life. I'm sorry. Anyways, they're naming their kids after dead people. That was the point. That was the point. I see dead presidents. Let's move on to... He's looking at you, kid.

That's the headline. He's looking at you, kid. The Army has suspended the crew involved in the helicopter stunt. What kind of Americans are you? Outside Kid Rock's Tennessee home. U.S. military officials confirmed that on Tuesday. The 55-year-old rocker born, Robert. why they always have to stress that he's real name?

He's Kid Rock. We don't care that he's Robert James Ritchie, although that's a great name. Bobby Ritchie. Uh, B.J. Ritchie. Praise those who have served our country and made the ultimate sacrifice.

That was Kid Rock talking on social media as he took a dig at California. Governor Gavin Newsom amid no King's protest across the state. This is a level of respect that shit for brains, Governor California will never know, the post read,

taking a direct shot at asshole Newsom. Check this out. This is when you know you've made it. First of all, I've never seen a statue of liberty like that. You never see those in people's yards. It's always a couple lion heads of fucking dolphin, stupid flamingo, whatever.

Check this out. This is awesome. Nice house. Look at this. That's awesome. I want to get that famous that I can do that. I'd do that. I'd be waving, right? It'd be two drones and they would shoot me.

Somebody from Comedy Central that I pissed on. I don't like. God bless America and all those who have made the ultimate sacrifice to defend her. That was Kid Rock. The choppers were later identified as an AH-64 Apache helicopter. The Post has been viewed more than 10.5 million.

Is that what I got to do? Got to get Dallas to fly over my house? No, he can jump out and land to my back. Major Montrell Russell, an Army spokesman, told ABC News that the four members of the helicopter crew have been suspended, while the Army reviews the circumstances surrounding the mission, including compliance with relevant FAA regular. Well, that's true. You don't want to, you know, there's people that own private helicopter. You don't want them buzz around the Hollywood Hills trying to look in the windows at fucking Anderson's ass. Aviation Safety Protocol and Approval Requirements.

Major Jonathan Bless with the 101st Airborne Division said that. that the helicopter crew had been on training running when they stopped by Rock's house. They do get big balls, you gotta admit. Hey, you know what? We're not far from. You know who else I like? I like that kid on the Big Bank there.

He lives up the street. Let's fucking land on his. Yeah. Blas also said the mission had nothing to do with the No Kings protest that took place and then that stayed over the weekend. It wasn't in California. I don't know where the one.

Cairs. Tennessee. Yeah. that reminds me when I did the U.S. old thing and I was in Afghanistan and we flew, I can't remember if it was an Apache or a fucking Chinook or a... You never would have flown in Apache. No.

Those are attack birds. Well, you'd be surprised, Ellis. We were attacking people. We were shooting at people. You were in a Black Hawk, most likely. A Black Hawk. I always... And you get your Chinooks, you got your fucking, you know what we call your radio stations,

choppers? No, you're probably... You're exactly. And I was so fucking, I told you, we get in the thing, and it looks like they built it the day before. This wires hanging down, loose shit, and you're like, really? I'm sitting next to two broads. They couldn't have been more relaxed. But the point is, so we're flying, and we're going to a fob, as they call it, forward operating base for you people.

Way out in the middle of nowhere, and we had a couple of protecting us, I think. Yeah, Apaches were, that's right, they were protecting it. Anyways, the black sergeant, his last name was white, young kid, fucking great guy. I talked to him before we getting on. And all of a sudden I see Artie in the fucking gunner scene. They have, you know, a machine gun that you shoot out the fucking like you've seen in the movies. See, I see Artie doing it. And then he's done.

I'm like, what the fuck? And he looks right at me, and he goes, and I'm like, fuck yeah. So I get in there and I'm fucking gunning away at like a dirt hill. We're in the middle of nowhere. Anyways, we land. I see his suit. I see the sergeant or whoever his superior chewing him out when we landed. And so I went over to him.

I said, why? Did I just get you? He goes, well, apparently we weren't in like enemy territory yet. Matter of fact, I think the fucking his boss's house is right there. But yeah, we were still like, they could have mistaken us for, can you imagine we get shot out of the air? Because Artie Lang and Nick DePaulo was shooting it. I'll never forget that.

And I have me in the gunner seat shooting somewhere on my fucking computer. We could have bring that in, right? You know me. That would take eight minutes. I'm not going to do that. But yeah, that was kind of, that was cool. But I get a kick out of these kids. And they are kids, by the way.

That's the other scary thing. When we got into that fucking, I always confused, what's the big, the 117 or the 30? T17? T17? C. Oh, C17, yeah, that one.

We were on that one flying at night, like midnight. And me and Artie, they say, you and Artie can go up to the front and we get up to, and the fucking guy's flying it, look like you're in seventh grade. What the fuck?

It's amazing. What a country. Let's move on to paper, plastic, or real tits. Video footage captured a bizarre attack by a woman who ended up naked while pushing a dog in a baby stroller at a Pennsylvania growth.

Why do I not see this shit at Publix? Why do I not see women taking their clothes? It's just fun. Even if they're gross. I just want to be part of the action. I stand by the cucumbers all day. Nothing. If a woman's going to get naked in a supermarket, you're going to have cucumbers.

Or a gay guy. I don't want to offend everybody. The White Oak Police department said it responded to a call about an irate woman tossing items at a giant eagle supermarket and white oak why do you name a supermarket giant eagle i go to the spread eagle up the street they have some of the most delicious fish oh for the love of god let's take a look at this lady losing her shit at the giant eagle knock it off an irate woman caused quite the scene at giant eagle and police say she injured the store manager trying to calm her down She's going to kick a guy in the balls.

Oh my God. 53-year-old Tammy cannot of North Huntington's caught on cell phone video, screaming, throwing things. Pause. Pause. Right there. I'm having fantasies. Like I said, I wasn't ever raised it. I'd never raise my...

But since I got soccer punch, if that fucking woman, that would get... I'm dreaming about it, especially an older woman that I know I could kill. I don't need one of those fucking UFC brought. I would pound her in... Be in jail. But, boy, I'd be sick. smiling as I was getting fucked in the ass. Wouldn't you just beat her face?

She just gave you a right to kick the living shit out and you could because you're a man. Go ahead. Customer then jumped into action. But then she spotted stripping naked and attacking customer in a nearby pause. I'm taking out a good body from that reaction.

You heard kids crying. She's taken off her clothes. Well, baby. Me so horny. Go ahead. Mine. Get off. White Oak police say cannot scratch that customer's face and bit her hand, leaving a puncture wound.

Who said bitches is crazy? She had it right, though. The baloney, they try to mark it up. It's usually like a buck 69. They try to sneak what in on. Is that her? The legs don't look that. I can't get a...

You're going to tell me I can't find that on the internet. I mean, this is the internet. supposed to be the wild west. I find more fucking salacious shit on ABC. Officers also observed numerous children in the store whose parents are trying to shield their eyes

from Knut. That's her name. Who was nude. Police said the store surveillance video showed Sharpest trying to get out of the way of the 53-year-old Tammy Knut of North Huntington after she started angrily throwing items in the store.

My vagina's angry. Apparently. They reported seeing her with blood coming from her face. Well, that's better than the other place. She also allegedly performed sexually explicit acts before grabbing the worker's face. Maybe she wasn't fresh produce. Offices could observe a store display in disarray

and damaged and items scattered about the store. Offices also observed numerous children in the store whose parents were trying to shield the eyes from Knut. Jesus. She just had a breakdown. What a country. You can admit, we see this shit. And then if you watch those police shows,

shit like this, triples on the weekends. People get a few in them. There's a great show called My First 24 hours in or something like that. My first 24 hours booked. I don't know what it is. It's great.

And I know there's a lot of them out there, but this one's great. They pick a couple of, police stations, Virginia Beach, and of course, Florida. And they're there. They give him access to everywhere, like for Friday and Saturday nights. And the shit, it's really, some people are in there for the first time. They're shit in their pants, you know.

Other people are like, yeah, he's a frequent flyer. Guys like high five in the cops that have arrested him 30 times. And then he starts swinging at people and there's another girl on drug. It's fucking, it's a fascinating country. Is it not, folks? That shit don't go on in Sweden. Anyways, let's move on to Behar, befuddled by objectivity. I thought this was just spoke volumes of what an idiot.

And I knew this woman. It still hurts me to say it to say that I, I mean, that she's such an asshole. She was almost, she was like the first female comic when I got to New York that I go, wow, she has some chops, you know. And then I didn't realize she's fucking mentally retarded. everybody thought she was Jewish I go you're Jewish right She goes I'm Italian

I go what a fucking disgrace Even then I said She started laughing And she actually liked me She had me on her show on CNN Maybe you guys can find that And Google that And now she is

And for the last 20 years Has been bad shit crazy Do you know how much money She makes a week doing that It's insane And she's 80 now The co-hosts of The View stared into an awkward moment

after comedian guests, a girl I know a little bit. I should have played up to her more. She ended up like writing shows for CBS and having a wrong job. Whitney Cummings joked that she had been forced to lower her voting standards to avoid pedophiles. Hey, little boy, you want some candy?

Now right away, if you have a... And this shows how dumb Joy Behar is. Let me translate that sentence. I had to lower my standards. She's on the show, obviously, because she's a liberal. a Hollywood player, a woman. That's why they had her on.

And she said, I had to lower my standards so I wouldn't vote for pedophiles. It's not the Republicans that are known for pedophilia. It's the fucking left that goes, they're just mining retracted people. Okay, it's not. So what she meant was,

I had to vote Republican this time. She lowered her, that's considered lowering your standards if you're a liberal, right? Isn't that how you take that? At least that's how I do it. Cummings jokingly said that her only standard in voting was, was to support non-petophiles.

And Joy Bejah, like a fucking idiot, took that to mean Cummings was criticizing Republicans, which she wasn't. It was a stooped. Let's take a look at the video of Whitney. There's days where I'm just like, I don't know anymore. I'm just literally at the point where my party,

the person I'm voting for, is anyone not a pedophile? Whoever's not a pedophile, is anyone not a traffic? The crowd gets it. Which party is done? Pause. Idiot here goes,

which party is that? And even the fucking her co-hosts, a couple of them giggled knowing that Whitney is talking about the Democrats. I think. They sounded like they got it.

But that's where she is. That's how she's... She has goggles, fucking whatever you want to call. She sees life through left right and the right is never right about anything. thing. She's she that she she she can't pick up on objectivity that's how fucking bias she is.

Go ahead. I just mean like who's not and who doesn't think kids are hot and I'm voting for that person. I think she could make I think she made a click now in order for that for you to understand that you have to know who has the reputation who doesn't you know whatever oh my guy. Anyways I got some blowback before I've got some blowback before I've got some some blowback before criticizing. I'm a lifelong progressive that I, this is Whitney talking, I had blue hair and rescue pit bulls. You don't get to be a player in Hollywood, would not be in a fucking liberal. I also think there's something very patriotic about criticizing your own party and pointing out hypocrisies within your own party. And what she's saying is the Dems don't do

that. Behar then asserted that Democrats criticize their party all the time. No, they don't. No, they And when they do, it's not even a criticism. Anyways, coming just nodded, realizing she was talking to a retarded broad in her 80s. She's like a fucking model, wasn't she? Anyways, I have a call with lawyers tonight after the show, so this could be the last story. I'm going to get out of here soon. We'll see how quick this one goes. Henderson bullshit at the Bulls.

New England Patriots, running back, Travion, that's my middle name, people are surprised. Henderson jumped to his social media to post a Bible quote. I love these black dudes. That they can quote the Bible. They can quote two things. The Bible and when they get pulled over, they know all the Constitution. We'll be telling me my shit.

That's a Fourth Amendment fucking violation. Oh, I almost said Negro. Post a Bible quote in support of NBA player, Jaden Ivy, after the Chicago Bulls abruptly cut the basketball pro for daring to question the NBA support for Gay Pride Month. And here it comes again. It raises its ugly head again. I've been asking the question,

what is this obsession with protecting gay people? And a few other marginalized groups, but especially this one, to the point where a guy makes a statement, which means somebody told the upper brasset at the NBA, this is you're getting in trouble if you don't fight you know i don't get it and again it's why it's and i'm pretty sure it's why people have a problem they blame jewish people for this shit and i kind do too because they're always the victim you know don't single i be out we have we have shared

sorrows with black people and um and i don't know the gay thing i don't know is there more percentage of jewish people that are gay i i thought but it's somebody's agenda and i've always asked and i really think that's why the tucker carlinson's and i'm said this before. Megan Kelly and a few other people right now have a beef with, you know, Israel or Trump's relationship with Netanyahu. The Bulls dumped Ivy after he posted a series of videos, criticizing his former team, the Detroit Pistons, for hosting a Pride night, calling it unrighteousnessness, which is the opposite of righteousness, which means it's wrongness. Right? Rightness? Ivy added that the Pistons are not going to matter

on judgment. I love this. Well, there's two videos. First, we'll show him spewing what he thinks about, you know, he gets in trouble for saying this and go ahead. Then we'll show a quick follow up. The world can proclaim LGBTQ.

Right? They have, they have, they proclaim Pride Month and the NBA. They proclaim it. They show it to the world. They say come, come, uh, come join us for pride. Pause one thing. Is he on a helicopter he built himself for it? First I said, oh, he must be in a car driving, but first of all, why would you have the camera down there?

Second of all, the windows look like, is that, okay, yeah. Why do you get the camera down on your balls? Go ahead. I'm sorry. For Pride Month. To celebrate unrighteousness. This is what made gay people crazy. Who are you to say Well, he's a Bible thumpper.

He believes it, and he believes what he believes. And you believe cornholing is fine. That's what you believe. But you don't get fucking fired when you shit on stray people. Literally. $45 bucks. West Hollywood.

Yeah, 1997. Is that it for that one? Yeah, and here he is. I love this take on it. It's only like an eight-second clip. But talking about Judgment Day, you know, when you die and here's what he said. The Pistons not going to matter on Judgment Day?

I'll translate that for you in English. The Pistons aren't going to matter on judgment. How do you know? How do you know St. Peter doesn't have 11 large on the Pistons next weekend? You don't know. You are correct, sir. The guy believes what he believed. But think about that.

He's just saying he doesn't agree with pride and the NBA can. The Pistons can't him. But I want to know, and again, if we had good reporting here, would know this. Did they say that's why they can't them? Or did they make something up? You've got to include that in the story, people, don't you?

Henderson wrote, blessed this is the running back who was defending him, a brother defending a brother. Blessed are those who are persecuted for righteousness sake, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. Okay, you're just quoting something from Pulp Fiction. That's Sam Jackson's.

No, that's These guys know the Bible. That's why I'm surprised. Then they show a clip of them throwing a whore off a balcony at the Holiday Inn in L.A., you know. It's very fucking crazy. I am like God and God. I'm as large as God. I'm going to get out of here.

He is as small as I. He came out above me. Nor I. Been he here. Beat. NFL. Eastern Conference. That's it, boys and a girl, sir.

I got the conference call up and the motherfucker at the house. Okay, camio.com. If you want me to send a personalized video, roasting somebody, saying happy birth to camio.com. And that's it. You guys thank it. I'll say, you're very welcome.

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