The Nick DiPaolo Show - Black and Blue | Nick Di Paolo Show #410

Episode Date: September 14, 2020

A justified killing gets an ignorant response. A senseless killing get an equally ignorant response. And race bait gets bites for NAACP leader.

Hey guys, Nick DiPaolo here. The election, the big one's coming up real quick on us. It's probably the biggest one in the history of this country. They always say that, but I think we know it's true this time. If you're watching the news lately, well, one of the news channels, the rest of them are lying to your fucking face. That's why you should come here and get your news from me. But people like me are being squashed by YouTube and everybody else not yet but they're on my heels so it's more important now than ever that you go to

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Rainy day in Georgia. How are you folks?'re covid free what a stupid fucking country my god you people that smoke are idiots um you people that are wearing masks it should just say asshole fucking easily manipulated useful Useful fucking idiot. You're being played. I'm sick of telling you. Black people love their masks too.

Fucking here in Savannah, nothing but black people wear masks. I'm not going to make any bank robbing jokes. Those are white guys. But anyway, Sharpleton's another story. I, uh... Hehehehehehe.

All righty, then. NFL this week. Kind of need to watch that. Uh, yeah, that's great. Super. 70,000 seats in a stadium. 11 people spread out 400 miles apart.

Suck my cock on a Sunday night. Everybody's falling for this fucking shit. Everybody. Especially the usual idiots. Uh, why don't we start the little clip of our favorite bitch, Jim Acosta, because he's worried about it. He's definitely worried about people wearing masks.

Take a look at this dink. Why are you not wearing a mask? Because there's no COVID. It's a fake pandemic created to destroy the United States of America. But the president said to Bob Woodward that there is a virus, the coronavirus, and that it is deadly. That's his opinion. The truth is that the CDC said that only less than 10,000 people die from COVID. The other 190,000 have 2.6 or 2.8 other mortalities.

I'm not afraid. The good Lord takes care of me. If I die, I die. We got to get this country moving. Can't we even do? Wear masks and stay inside for another year? Huh? Where will that get us?

Exactly. How come the lips aren't moving with the sound? I was waiting for Godzilla to come up from behind that guy. That's a little fucking weird. Anyways, Jim Acosta, why aren't you wearing a mask? It's one simple answer. I would have said this. That's faggot stuff.

You want to call it by its name? That's strictly for fags. Because he is a fag. He's a fag. I know. Nick, why do you bring that in? He looks like a healthy Kevin Meaney. Jim Acosta. I don't care.

I don't care. My propaganda doesn't go over. I don't care. Anyways, take off the mask, you guys. I'm watching an NBA game just for a second to see. I wanted to get my black history lesson because you can't watch anything without you can't get away from it it's fucking everywhere I don't know

what you guys I don't know what the plan is but I see an NBA clip on ESPN whatever I was watching and the guys on the bench are six feet apart from each other and then the guys come off the court during a whistle and they all huddle up together with no masks on so suck my fucking dick. Okay. Nobody else will. Listen, I,

I can't take it anymore. What a weekend of violence and boy, black people are feeling their oats. And again, I'll say it again. I don't mean all black people. I live in a city that's 60% black and I get a feeling they're with me. Okay. Most black people, hardworking. But a lot of them are just, they hate this country to the fucking core and police it's open season on them. It's getting sickening. It really is fucking, it's getting bad out there. You know, I can't, I can't take it. Protest erupts after fatal shooting of a knife-wielding man. Protest is poured onto the streets of Lancaster, Pennsylvania Sunday night, calling for justice for a man shot dead by police while charging at an officer with a knife.

In my opinion, that is the definition of justice. You fucking idiots. So now anytime a cop does his job, it's injustice. He was charging at the cop with a knife. You don't believe me? Body camera footage showed Ricardo Munoz, 27,

brandishing a knife and wielding it over an officer's head as cops responded to a domestic disturbance around 4.15 in the afternoon. And the blade-wielding Lancaster, Pennsylvania man shot dead by police previously busted in 2019 for knifing four people in the city, according to his lawyer and officials. Cops received a 911 call to a home on 300 block of Laurel Street, downtown Lancaster, Sunday afternoon. With the caller saying her brother was getting aggressive with his mother, trying to break into her house. Police said that in a release. The district attorney's office said the shooting is under investigation. And why is it under investigation? We have it on camera. he came at a cop with a knife the cop shot him dead

what's to investigate let's have a parade if the force used by police was justified that's that's what they're investigating that should take two seconds unless like it's the nfl and they have to do a 10-minute review. Police involved shooting has significant impact on community, as we are seeing with large numbers of individuals gathering in the streets. District attorney Heather Stupid Bitch, Adam said on Sunday, I can't fucking take this fucking... Shut your fucking mouth!

We asked that the actor name protest peaceful. Shut it! shut your fucking mouth shut the fuck up you cunts shut it we ask that it remains peaceful because destroying property will become headlines and not serve our fucking left wing narrative you know no purpose for the safety and well being of our citizens and neighborhoods so don't destroy

anything Lancaster Mayor Deneine sores said in a statement that the officer involved in the shooting has been placed on leave has he for what doing his fucking job anyways that guy's going to jail bye-bye dickhead the video two shows deputies or two deputies ambushed in a police car this is unrelated this is in la after two deputies were shot 11 critical condition saturday night the la county sheriff's department released surveillance footage that appears uh to show the shooting in compton let's take a look watch this piece of garbage look he's a midget can Can't even reach the window. Right away. Look at he's a midget. It's a violent fucking black midget. Oh, my God. What did he pull up in a fucking clown car?

Did you see that? Shouldn't be tough to pick out in a lineup it's the guy whose fucking face is right next to the other guy's knee scares me anyways while the uh while the shooter remains at large 14 homicide detectives and several other investigators are working to find them uh based off video collected from cameras in the area and a very very generic suspect description given by the male deputy who was shot wagner said what an evil little prick your mother sucks cocks and hell unbelievable two cops just sitting there ambushed there was a male and a female um and uh they were in critical condition.

I think they're going to survive the last thing I got. But listen to this. They rushed them to the hospital, right? And this protest is out in front of the hospital trying to block the entrance, saying, I hope they die. Huh? But white people are racist.

We're the problem la hospital treating ambushed deputies inundated by protesters evil fucking motherfuckers we hope they die that's a quote from these jerk-offs anti-police protesters descended on a los angeles hospital where two deputies were fighting for their lives at that point after being ambushed by a black midget chanting, we hope they die. We hope they die. Can you fucking imagine? The sick chance came outside as the two rookie officers, a one or 30 year old mother of a six year old boy was still fighting for their lives after being critically injured as they

sat in their patrol car and were ambushed. Fucking Compton, of course. You know what I say to that, my friends? And I say segregation now, segregation tomorrow, and segregation forever. That used to be racist to say. I always have to explain myself. But when we live in a time where black people want their own fucking dormitories on campus, they want to graduate separately. They want, uh, they want everything. Eventually they're going to make us use white bathrooms. Then they'll be happy. I like white bathrooms. You have, I was just kind of beige at home. Um, anyways, have a go to, is it Johnny Rockets? Is that the one, the diner that's set in the 50s?

I mean, they have it nailed. You feel like it's 955 in there. They really, painstaking detail. They have a colored water fountain. And I'll tell you. So the protesters were blocking the entrance to the hospital emergency room and chanting that shit, yelling, we hope they die,

referring to the fucking emergency room and chanting that shit yelling we hope they die referring to the the fucking ambushed uh sheriffs um and the compton and the and the sheriffs came out said do not block the emergency entrance exit to the hospital that's what they tweeted that's as really that as mad as you can get really how about we're gonna fight we're gonna kill you right now i don't know i i i can't i i i can't take it no more wake up white people uh officers uh branded the uh protest an unlawful assembly and arrested two people who refused to move, including a reporter without credentials, Asian broad, who ran towards the deputies, ignored repeated commands to stay back and interfered with the arrest. This is a reporter. L.A.ist. What's that mean? Identify the reporter as its own. Jose Juan, Josie Juan, she was released Sunday, would address the sheriff's

office claim soon. The ambush cops were not named, but were revealed to be officers who had served just over a year in the department. I already said this part. 31-year-old, a 24-year-old. Do you fucking believe that?

Okay. Enough already. Enough. I don't know who planned this, who's trying to have a race war on this. Well, we do know. But you know what? They couldn't have played it better because they're using white liberal young kids, right? And uneducated black people. Those are what you call useful idiots. And they believe everything that they're hearing. And I want you to, I'm going to keep reminding you of Eric Garner, Richard Brooks in Atlanta, George Floyd.

Who am I forgetting? I can't keep track. But the point is, all of them would be alive. None of this shit would have happened if they listened to the cops' instructions. I will bring that up every time this fucking discussion comes up. The cops don't need reforming. The black community needs reforming. Let's try two-parent households.

So when a kid grows up without a dad, they don't know how to fucking,'t know how to fucking they have no authority figure growing up so you think it's an accident they don't know how to act around cops or not listen to them and i'd say about 50 of these cases are a suicide by cop everybody's fed up with even trump trump uh also reacted uh to the shooting, retweeting the Sheriff's Department video and commenting, and this is a quote from the president, animals that must be hit hard.

He said... Who's an animal? Your mother's an animal, you son of a bitch. Easy, President Trump. Take it down a notch. They're animals. They're rapists.

They're cockatoos. They're poodles. They're parakeets. They're animals. Compton Mayor Aja Brown. What color is that person? And what is it? A woman?

Didn't you grow up with an Aja? I had an Aja Trois. My cigarette ran out of gas already. Come on. Compton Mayor Aja Brown posted a statement on Instagram. I'm devastated to learn of the tragedy that occurred in our city. I don't think you are tonight. Both deputies and their families will remain in our prayers, even though we are godless people.

Liar, liar, whore! Liar whore! You know it! Unfucking real. Huh? Unbelievable. I still can't believe it's a black midget. That's what it looked like to me. I don't know. Anyways. What?

Oh, yeah. Probably is a kid. I don't know, but it had that dwarf-like... Those... Yeah. Those fucking bow legs. Anyways, hey, folks. This episode of the Nick DiPaolo Show brought to you by my bookie. What a great time.

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or I should say racial strife in the country. It's not organic racial strife. It's all manufactured. As you know, what's going on has nothing to do with George Floyd or anybody else. But you guys keep pretending that. Here's the difference. You have Antifa white kids, right, involved in Black Lives Matter. The actual black people in BLM believe it's about race. The white dopes, the liberal kids, the privileged assholes, they know what's going on. They've hijacked

it. I really don't think they believe it's a bout. I could be wrong. They're so fucking ignorant. Speaking of ignorant, NAACP, which hasn't been relevant, hasn't been relevant since, I don't know, Bob Gibson was a rookie.

It's the last time they had any juice the naacp so every couple years they elect a new president and each one is more ignorant and more fucking anti-white than the next so they have another new president they change like the fucking yankees used to change managers in the 70s na NAACP chapter, President Talbert Swan. No relation to Lynn. It's a good look. It was 1981. This is a quote from the

NAACP president. No such thing as blue lives is what he says. Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Talbot Swan. Who's the slimy little commoner shit twinkle toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? I don't know.

Anyways, NAACP chapter president said there's no such thing as Blue Lives Matter on Twitter on Sunday following what appeared to be an ambush style shooting of two sheriff deputies in Los Angeles. Imagine him saying that. There's something wrong with the black man's mind.

There's something wrong with his mind. There's no such thing as Blue Lives Matter. Stop comparing your job with my life. What does that even mean? The fuck does that even mean? Oh, so you guys, you're the one you you've cornered the market as far as phrases go if you say black lives there's no other lives that matter don't compare so it's justified you know if i if i was a baker and you killed me or a plumber? Think about the logic there.

Your career is a choice. My blackness isn't. That's a good point there. Who would choose that? I'm just saying in America, it's such a racist, nobody would choose. They would like to choose being gay, right? Let me tell you something stupid, NAACP president.

White people didn't choose their color either. But it's alright now to discriminate against firefighters who are white, who score higher than minorities. You can discriminate against Asian people and let black people into Harvard. They didn't choose their color either. So

shut the fuck up. Fucking moron. Fucking most ignorant. Hashtag Black Lives Matter. Hashtag Blue Lives Matter. NAACP Greater Springfield President Talbot Swan wrote that. He says no one deserves to be unjustly murdered, police or citizens. I don't believe you believe

that for a second nobody does the citizens part you though if you're expressing outrage over the shooting of two sheriff's deputies but we're defending hashtag kyle rittenhouse murdering two protesters in kenosha only days ago you need to shut up and have a seat, said the stupid black dude. And I say segregation now, segregation tomorrow, and segregation forever. That's where we're at. There's no reasoning. I'm going to show you a clip in a few minutes of a black woman going nuts on a plane. There's no reasoning with certain people. And again, not all black people. About 91%. Nick, that's a little high. Ah, prove me wrong. He's comparing. Do you hear the ignorance in this? He's comparing

Kyle Rittenhouse, who killed two Antifa members in self-defense. One was hitting him over the head with a skateboard. Another one had a handgun. He's comparing that to two cops sitting in their car and getting ambushed. Could you be any more fucking ignorant? I'm not sending any more money

to the NAACP this year. Eight bucks is enough. Motherless fucks. Both President Trump and fucking joe biden uh weighed in on the shooting biden weighed more because he had a shit in his diapers what shooting that the that the left the two deputies the shooting that left the deputies in critical condition biden called it unconscionable. Oh, really? We're doing it on your behalf, stupid. You have four Black Lives Matter.

Build back blacker. Well, Trump floated the death penalty for the alleged shooter. The deputies. Didn't I already say this? You're gonna have to fucking edit this to 24 year old man, 31 year old woman fighting for the lives. All right. Papa. Edit this too. 24-year-old man, 31-year-old woman fighting for their lives.

All right. Ba-ba-bee-da-da-da. Leave that in. We're trying something new. We started with a teleprompter, so we're going to fucking leave it in. Tommy, relax, okay? Warts and all. So we had a cop right being charged at in lancaster pennsylvania with a giant fucking steak knife shot him dead and

that's injustice apparently two cops ambushed in la and people blocking the exits at the hospital saying we hope they die. Is it not time to take the gloves off and get it on? I have like 50 muskets I've made in my kitchen. I'm baking them right now. I'm ready to go. They're actually my wife's rice balls, but they sting nonetheless. The last? What does that mean? I don't know.

Do you guys believe where we are as a country, huh? Mother of God. Again, black people make up 13% of the nation. And thanks to the George Soros's, the mainstream media, the Democrats, Nancy Pelosi, liberal people who are mentally ill, they're holding the other 87 percent of us hostage. Boy, I could say something right now about having a different type of country, but I wouldn't say that because, again, I chose to live in the South, proving I'm not a racist. We get along just fine, me and my neighbors.

Sure, a couple fistfights, I threw a rock at their car. But that's not the point. My dog barks at black people. It's so funny. I'm not fucking shitting you. It's just a little yapper. I don't know. I'm going to look up.

I'm going to do. Do they have My 23 and me, whatever the fucking animals? I'll look it up. It's part poodle, part shih tzu, and about 70% South African whatever. Fucking. Anybody, even a white person with a tan. Fucking dog growls. Thank God.

It took me 12 fucking hours to train that thing. A man goes to a party, he loses his wallet at the party. Hey, more black news. I feel like I'm on BET. I'm the fucking major anchor or CNN. Really no difference. Has anybody checked on Joe Biden's whereabouts? Somebody saw him wandering along a highway in Pennsylvania in a pink bathrobe.

Anyways, wait till you see this clip. I'm going to give you a trigger warning because I saw this and I broke two iPads. I smashed the one I was watching. I had to go out and get a new one. Started and i broke two ipads i smashed the one i was watching i had to go out and get a new one started to watch the same clip smash that one it's a true story this is going to send you people and i gotta believe most black people watch this and be embarrassed too because this woman is but this is what i want you to watch this and go how did she get that to that point mentally, this thought process? And it's obviously years and years of indoctrination, propaganda.

And she believes every word of it. I don't care. Ignorance is, you know, you can only blame it on ignorance so much. But anyways, a video making the rounds online this weekend captures the end result of the Black Lives Matter political campaign endorsed by the Democratic Party, by the way, and their media allies. It watches at zero. It shows zero respect for any type of authority whatsoever. You are correct, sir. A self-described black queen.

She's a black queen, yet she's flying coach. describe black queen she's a black queen yet she's flying coach a black queen she says her family's from kings and queen yeah burger king and dairy queen bitch put some jimmies up on that motherfucker a self-described black queen blocking an aisle on a plane is seen on video telling a spirit flight attendant that by trying to pass by her to get to her station the flight attendant's trying to get to her station and this black woman's blocking her and you're not going to believe what and so the airline employee was trying to exercise her white privilege according to the black queen watch this

and please take if you have high blood pressure i suggest you go on to the next story that i haven't done yet this is gonna you're gonna have a stroke you're gonna go down like bb king after a bag of snickers bars check this out I'm sorry. Okay, excuse me. I need to go to my door. Don't push me. I need to go to the bathroom. I need to get to my door.

Ma'am, I need to get to my door. She wanted me to go to jail. Y'all see how she antagonized me? Pause. Pause. You're blocking the way. She, for five minutes now, by the way, she's trying to antagonize me.

Oh, my God. Mental illness is. Do they have an all white airlines? I'm just asking. I wouldn't fly it. That's race. I'm just wondering. Go ahead. Y'all see the lady doing me. And then she comes. I don't want to do it. The lady, the lady is getting and then she coming. Look, all I'm trying to do is use the bathroom. Watch, watch. The lady is getting aggressive with me.

You're not listening. I'm not a child. You're not a child? Then don't act like one, you cunt. You fat nasty black bitch. Go ahead. Use the bathroom, the lady is coming. I need to use the bathroom.

Now she needs to use her door. Can I get to my bathroom? No.am. Now she needs to get to her door. Can I get to my bathroom? No. What do I got to listen to? No, I was blocking you. What do I got to listen to? Are you my boss? You are white privilege.

You're not my boss. Sit down. Sit down. She's sitting in my bar. And you're not my boss. You're white privilege. Sit down. Pause.

Do you hear what she's spilling out? White privilege, which is a total myth. She has white privilege. Sit down. You don't have privilege. Pause. Do you hear what she's spilling out? White privilege, which is a total myth. She has black privilege. She can act like this and, you know, nobody punches her right in the fucking face. That's called black privilege. Ugh, fucking A. Black, y'all. And I'm black, y'all.

And I'm blacker than black. And I'm black, y'all. Go ahead. Oh, I don't. Thank you. You have privilege. No, but all of a sudden, you got to go back here. Go ahead. This will be the bribe when I'm on a flight that's going down and she's in charge of the emergency exit. You ain't get out in front of me. You got white privilege. I go first.

What? How do you how do you argue with somebody so fucking ignorant? And I love the blonde broad stuck her beak right in there. Go ahead. Right. And respect people. You have white privilege and it's not here. It's over with.

It's 2020. Yes, it is. Wake up. You got a mask on yes i do so you're under the government too you're confined making no sense at all no fucking sense whatsoever go ahead i don't have white privilege anymore i'm a queen california she's a queen she was from a black queen okay well i need you don't talk because you so privileged that you got to get in somebody else and tell them you're not listening i don't have to listen to you you don't talk because you're so privileged that you gotta get in somebody else and tell them you're not listening. I don't have to listen to you.

You don't run me. You go to the bathroom. You shut up. Now she's demanding white people shit. You go to the bathroom. The lady's like, I had breakfast like 14 hours ago. I already went twice. No, I want you to

piss right now. If we're not this close to a fucking rate, I don't know. Don't you fantasize people at home like me? I lay in bed wishing I was on that flight. Don't you? You want to become a hero? Do you want to be on the cover of Newsweek

magazine? Get her in a chokehold. Sneak up behind her and choke her. Don't kill her. Just choke her out. And then let the stewardess walk over her. Let the queen speak, please. Is that it? That's it?

No. Nick, so what's your conclusion from this story? Well, I only have one conclusion. And I say segregation now, segregation tomorrow, and segregation forever. Then they caught her in the airport and she started

yapping to the journalists. We got audio of that. What folks says about this family, I does. I has told you and told you that you can always tell a lady by the way that she eat in front of folks like a bird. And I ain't aiming for you to go to Mr. John Wilkinson and eat like a field hand and gobble like a hog. Now, I want you to shit for me, white lady.

La, la, la, la. Where are we, folks? It's there's no there's no. And congratulations, far left radicals, Democrat voters, Joe Biden supporters. Congratulations, George Soros, the fucking. I don't know. And the ACP over the years, the L sharp, did you want you want or whoever's whoever wants this race? The Illuminati. i don't know congratulations you have put you have got people so brainwashed on this planet there's no reasoning with them

only thing left is violence now i heard when the cameras went off that woman went in and she drank all the blue water out of the toilet because it reminded her of growing up in the Caribbean where she was a queen. Caribbean queen, you were sharing the same drape. And her heart still beat as one. No more on the run. I'm going to move. I might get a fucking house with Rosie O'Donnell in Canada. She's still looking up there in that tub of fucking lard.

I'm sucking on the wrong end of my cigarette. What a long day it's been. Huh? Jason's a weird form up on the screen. I don't know what it is. But anyways, let's get let's get on to the next story. Let's get away from race and talk about something else. Who's with me?

What's this say here? Westchester County, that's in New York, by the way. Finally, we get away from a race story. Westchester County high school teacher kicked off his first day of classes by handing out an image on the Black Lives Matter movement. God damn it! Can't get away from it. Let me tell you an interesting back story to this story. Jason, my producer right here,

buckle back. Jason, what town is... This is in Thornwood. Thornwood, Westchester, New York. This is where Jason went to high school. This is his high school. And... Westchester, New York. This is where Jason went to high school. This is his high school. There's a bust of him, he told me, in the high school.

They have a bust of him in front of the gym. Apparently he had 11 points in a fucking pickup game. But this is, honestly, this is where he went to high school. In the story, the teacher I'm about to mention, Jason had this guy. How long ago, Jace, was that? This is 10 years ago now.

And this grease ball is still fucking teaching, huh? Anyways, yeah. So this teacher hands out an image on the Black Lives Matter movement. It was a cartoon comparing modern day cops to slave owners and the Ku Klux. I should be able to say that I was part of the group for about a year and a half. They threw me out because they said I was a bigot. What? Anyways, he's comparing modern day cops to slave owners and the Ku Klux Klan. And I say to this jerk, Westlake High School educator and former teacher of Jason Birkelbeck, Christopher Moreno, gave his 11th grade as a handout September 8th, which included a five frame cartoon panel.

The first three frames shows Charlie and Lucy making fun of a black kid. And then Snoopy comes in with a fucking Ku Klux Klan mask on. The three frames show slave owners and a member of the KKK with their knees on the backs of black men in shackles. Oh my God.

First of all, that's a pirate. Is it not? And the second one is Johnny Depp. No. The KKK member also has a noose around the black man's neck. Let's keep that. Imagine this is a teacher teaching this to your fucking kids on the first. This is the first day that he said he's really going to get liberal as the semester goes on.

The last two panels depict the sheriff and a police officer where each with their knees on the neck of a black man in handcuffs the black man is saying i can't breathe i got no two-fits it says what black minneapolis victim george floyd gasped they have to they have to fucking thanks for clearing that up is that who said that that? I thought it was Steve Harvey on Family Feud. After somebody farted. Fucking cocksuckers. Was knelt on by white cop Derek Chau. Sparking a BLM protest.

All horseshit. So much so that fucking even Hillary didn't believe it. My daughter showed me the paper. This is a parent of one of the students. I said, what is this? You've got to be kidding, said Westlake mom, Ania Paternostro. This cartoon compares the police to the KK. It's an attack on the police. Apparently she's a detective.

The mother said she immediately fired off letters of protest to Mount Pleasant School District Superintendent Kurt Coates. Well, he was probably sucking somebody's peepee. And Westlake principal. Were these your principals, Keith Shanker? So Shanker was around when I was there, but the superintendent's new. Okay. Anyways, she says the mother says enough is enough this cartoon is disturbing we have to respect the men in blue who protect us added the mom of two a native of poland even the polacks get it

we don't need to teach a brainwashing my kids. They're Polish. They're already brain dead. What? I'll teach my kids about what's right and what's wrong, she said. I kind of like this lady. I love you for helping me to construct my life. The cartoon was disgusting, the teen said. This is the kid who was in class. It compared the police with all terrible people in history. Nancy Pelosi, Hillary Clinton, Kevin Spacey, Alyssa Milano,

Drew McClanahan. What? It was not fair, the student said. It wasn't right. Nicole said she's been bullied on social media over the past few days and called a racist for blowing the whistle on the controversial lesson plan. I want you to think about that for a second. Huh? Now kids who point to the truth and know the difference between right and wrong, they get ostracized by their peers on social media. You think the brainwashing is complete? Somebody raise your hand so I can punch you in the tits. Coates and Schenker declined comment, although the superintendent sent a letter to Paternostro

and the parents of the kids in class promising an investigation. Let me translate that. When they promise an investigation, it means we're going to keep blowing it off for a couple of weeks. You'll forget about it. And this guy will go on teach. Specifically, I have been advised that one of our high school teachers may have recently conducted a lesson that many have deemed to be highly controversial in the current climate. In the current climate, it would have been controversial 20 years ago, bitch. climate would have been controversial 20 years ago, bitch.

Imagine being a white teacher first day you hand out a thing. Look at black people. Just look at their GPAs. Look at their records when they head coaches. Look at all the countries that they've done a wonderful job with in government. I'm just saying. I want to assure the

community he says that the district will be conducting a thorough investigation we'll call in robert muller and we'll call in comey and we'll what exactly occurred in this particular classroom we're going to study and what if any action should be taken under the circumstances to appropriately address the matter do you believe any of this guy i want to punch his lights out don't say a fucking word to me. I'll get up and I'll bury this telephone in your head. I'm using props now. Please welcome

Caratop! Once the investigation has been completed, we'll follow up the community to the extent necessary and legally. I don't want to hear the word community again. That's what we are now. We're not United States. We're a divided community.

Everybody's got their own community. Everyone. Except for Whitey. What are you talking about, man? You're running the world. Either way, the lesson this person said did not sit well with members of Westlake's law enforcement community. Thanks for clarifying that. I thought they'd they'd be like yeah they got us pegged it's a smack in the face to law enforcement it's an absolutely a smear of the police steven cardian a retired mount pleasant officer i think he might have pulled me over and was just

honest to god uh and former new York City Department of Investigations prober. So he's had enough. And this is on the first day of school. Why wouldn't you homeschool your kids? Oh, it's Westchester County. What am I thinking? And that's why I left there. And to the person that lived on my street,

you motherless fucks, we used to, I should say, my wife was the head of the neighborhood association. We lived in a private road, so it didn't get plowed. It was fucking about a mile long. And so we would all pitch in, all the neighbors, and you hire somebody, you know, an illegal or whoever, with a truck that comes out at 3 in the morning, right? Everybody would pay up, but this one family didn't pay. I'll state right here, I dumped garbage on your lawn the day we left.

If you're wondering, you motherless cheap bucking. Watch, I'm going to get a knock on my door tonight. NYPD. We flew down here. What do you got, white privilege? Give me a store sample right now. All right. Finally, we can get away from race.

I like President Trump. I think you might have picked up on that. I guess he had a rally last night. I didn't bother turning it on. I've heard all the, it's like, you know, it's like listening to the prior album over and over. I've heard all the greatest hits. But I do like, I guess there's a bunch of people there. Nobody else, you know, Biden, they got him in a basement.

Fuck it, he's Zooming, Skyping. Nobody around. Trump's like, fuck it, let's do a super spreader. That's why we love him. By the way, Donald Jr. is going to be in town on Wednesday. I don't think I'm not going to meet him. Said my manager. Well, here we go.

Story number nine. President Trump. This is great. This is going to make Barack Obama. Oh, he won an award, right? Barack won the Nobel Peace Prize. Remember how ironic it was he had us in two wars at the time? Just fucking. Nobel Peace Prize. Remember how ironic it was he had us in two wars at the time? I just, just

fucking. President Trump's been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize for, listen to this, second time in a week. Anybody want to bet he doesn't get either one of them? Just to bust his balls. This time for brokering a historic peace deal between

Serbia and a breakaway republic of Kosovo where I have a timeshare. And let me tell you, folks. Imagine that? How about the liberals? This must have drove them nuts. Nominated. On Wednesday, the president was nominated for the prestigious

award by a member of the Norwegian parliament for helping broker a peace deal between um israel and the dirty united arab emirates we have to give the uae some props you know why that's where fight island is so god bless you arabs for that i guess i like both i don't like both. I'm usually an Israel fan. But how about that? How about Donald Trump? Anybody? Give him a give him a sound effect, Nick. I can't find it. For his merit, I think he has done more trying to create peace between nations than most other Peace Prize nominees, Christian Teibring Gadd said. According to the official Nobel website, Nobel, excuse me, Nobel, that's what Trump calls it. There were 318 candidates for 2020 Peace Prize.

Three, 318. The winner of the prize for 2021 will not be announced until October of next year. Why? The election's coming up. He needs that now. Does he not? A man goes

to a party. According to the official Nobel website, 318 candidates by the Bing. Trump last Friday hosted the leaders of Serbia and Kosovo to sign a landmark economic normalization agreement. Did he really? Where was I? I don't know. Get out of here. Hey, guys. Jason, where are you?

You sat down. What happened? Your where are you? You sat down, what happened? Your back bothering you? A few days ago You heard me talk about Super Size Blues It's a good book They took Derek Jeter's head off the cover And they put on this blonde girl Jason dated in the 50s apparently

Super Size Blues I mentioned the book. It's a great book. I read and the author has all the same sensibilities. Tommy, you got to really try some punctuation. It's a great book I read. And the author has all the same sensibilities as you and I, so I wanted to highlight it again.

It's really, there's a lot of violence and sex, very I wanted to highlight it again. It's really, there's a lot of violence and sex, very American. Besides the violence and revenge in the book, there's a lot of sex and some pretty wild stuff for sure. I went through three wet naps on page seven. I'm learning about some stuff I've never even heard of before. And according to the author, some of it was drawn from an actual in-officer experience. Ooh, I know what scene they're talking about. I got a blowjob behind a copier once. So anyway, if you don't like to read about sex, watch sex, or participate in sex, then

you're probably doing it wrong. And two, don't get this book. Hey, Tommy, leave the funny shit out, all right? For the rest of us, though, I'm recommending Supersize Blues. It's about my testicles after a sabbatical. It's available on Amazon. Here it is again. I got to show you the cover. Oh, you got it up there. Kiss her. That stunk. NFL this weekend was the first full week

did you watch any of it folks I know we should boycott it but I got nothing else to do my guitar strings were broken so listen to this so the NFL kicked off empty stadiums it's so fucking silly

it's angering me they're piping the noise still good to watch still a lot of fun Brady had a so-so day but you know what watch out Tampa's got a good defense Billy. It's angering me. They're piping the noise. Still good to watch. Still a lot of fun. Brady had a so-so day. But you know what? Watch out. Tampa's got a good defense. Anyways, everybody was expecting all kinds of BLM protests, and some teams didn't disappoint. Well, Nick, who are you talking about? Well, how about... How about...

What the fuck? Sorry. Jets and the Bills. Hey, two New York teams. Guess what? They remained in the locker room during the National Anthem. You fucking believe that? You a communist?

Huh? How do communist? Huh? How'd you like it? They tell you all the time what to do, what to think, what to feel. Do you want to be like a cheap? Like all those other people, man? Bah! Bah! I don't have to listen to this. The Miami Dolphins elected to remain in the locker room during the playing of the national anthem. And as it turns out, they weren't the only AFC East team to no show during the playing of the national anthem.

Isn't that funny? The teams in the Northeast, huh? Where liberalism fucking marinates. Isn't that funny? Ungrateful fucking athletes. The New York Jets and the Bills also elected to remain indoors, which they should for the season because they haven't been any good since 1668. The decision of the two New York teams to no-show the anthem is not surprising, though it's definitely extra disappointing given the fact that the New York City had just finished commemorating the 19th anniversary of the 9-11 attacks.

Imagine? So we know that was 19 years ago, the Bills, Jets, and the rest of the league went to great lengths to honor the flag and the police, firemen, and first responders who raced into danger to save people on the day. It would have been a very hard, indeed, to explain to anyone 19 years ago that two days after the 19th anniversary,

two teams from the 19th anniversary, two teams from the same state, mostly impacted by those attacks, would choose to remain in the locker room for the national anthem. It really is sickening, isn't it? No, they're ignorant. That's ignorant. Stayed in there. And why? Why? Is it because George Floyd, the guy who actually died of drugs, by the way, really wasn't the knee on the neck? I mean, but we're never going to admit that

because we don't want the country to burn down twice. Or, you know, Eric Garner, who didn't listen to the cops. He was breaking the law. Is that why you stayed in the locker room? Does that prove anything? Guess what team didn't? And this surprised the shit out of me. If you think about any team that had a reputation

for being anti-establishment rebels, I guess this makes them rebels. My favorite team back in the day when I was at the, used to be the Oakland Raiders, the Las Vegas Raiders. They all stood now I'm trying to figure out why

they're probably gone look they just built us a trillion dollar stadium in Vegas we're gonna get hookies and fucking come on what's more American than that we get a stamp for this one I can't figure it out Al Davis what's, who founded the Raiders, he wouldn't have. He would have made them kneel and shit. He was so fucking anti, you know. He was a... Well, he's a gangster.

Nick, you mean a hypocrite. I know, I love Al Davis. The Raiders began their new era at the Vegas, as the Vegas Raiders, by standing for the national anthem, which, that surprised the shit out of me. While the Las Vegas Raiders stood for our nation's songs, eight members of the Carolina Panthers

knelt for the national anthem. Nine others raised their fist and yelled this. Go in the fucking kitchen and give me my big piece of chicken! I'm out of here! The large number of protests are not unexpected.

In fact, it was speculated in some circles that all the teams would kneel or would have significant numbers of players kneeling on the NFL's opening Sunday. The Panthers, for a while, the home of Eric Reid, Colin Kaepernick, were the original protesters. The NFL's ratings took an enormous hit during their opening game. That's how much money they have. They must know that this was going to happen, right? Took an enormous fucking hit.

Numbers were down over 16% from last year. They were the lowest opening night numbers in the league in the past 10 years. Take a knee, take my ass. I have had enough of your black crap. Ask not what the NL, NL? More editing. Ask not what the National Felon League can do for you, but what white bitch you can rape. Did I forget something? I went fucking out of order.

Finally tonight, got to get this in here. Wanted to lead with it, but I don't know the um i don't know the poople rules on youtube but if i could put this guy on the ticket with trump i i do it tomorrow this homeless guy walked into nancy pelosi's driveway and did this. He's wiping now. If that's me, what did he just do? He's wiping. I'd be there for 20 minutes. I use like a whole roll.

It looks like Tommy, my manager. Look, what scares me, what's most disturbing, first of all, he's supposed to be homeless. Apparently, he's eating well. Secondly, he wipes his butt with that thing and he takes it with him. Somebody bought it on Craigslist today. At the end of this, which I didn't show, if you play, it will go all the way to the end. Listen to what he says. Hey, boys, that's for President Trump.

Bon appetit. That's for President Trump, meaning he was defending Trump. That's Pelosi's driveway. Now, why that guy wouldn't get a million votes tomorrow is beyond me. That is it, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you so much for tuning into the show. Don't forget Cameo.com. Well, I will make a personal video on my phone roasting one of your friends

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