The Nick DiPaolo Show - Black Criminals Skate | Nick Di Paolo Show #693

Episode Date: April 18, 2022

Zelenski warns world. Equity assault on whites. Black shooting in SC. Puppy kidnapped. FL shoots down CRT math books. Cuervo for kindergarteners. Not black enough.

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It is a big deal. I'm fucking 60. It's almost over. It's a dangerous situation. You know, I fucking, it really is. Since my buddy passed away, I fucking, I'm like, get up and do something, jerker. And I continue to

lay there and eat, because that's what he'd do. And then fucking Dallas is sending me videos of him kayaking on a beautiful day with his wife. I'm trying to delete the shit before my wife sees it. Why aren't we doing, shut it. Shut it. Finish that shed door. Anyways, Dallas, talking to the, where were you? Tybee, the undeserted one. Yeah, so we started out putting it at Tybee Island, then went to what's called Little Tybee, which is Oh, not Little Tybee. He's a

douche. Little Tybee is ironically bigger than Tybee Island, but it's uninhabited, so we got to go there. Oh, you must have done some dirty shit over there. You got any footage? That's for me to know. We did that, me and the wife, on some island in Connecticut. But go ahead.

No, we had to go out into the Atlantic to get there. The only way it's accessible is by watercraft. And you can camp, do whatever you want there, but it's only accessible by water, and there's nothing else over there. All right, I'm bored of this story. Let's go. Look, he doesn't laugh. This guy takes everything so serious. I was just doing a Howard Stern impression.

Anytime somebody's telling a story, it used to piss me off that I was interested in, hey, did you just turn me down? You didn't? Alright, now I gotta have my thing on fucking almost three o'clock to hear myself. I don't know. Anyhow. Yeah, so he have my thing on fucking almost three o'clock to hear myself. I don't know. Anyhow. Yeah. So he's all tan and fucking healthy looking.

And I look like I did when I left on Friday. Yeah. So pretty, pretty fucking. Here's why I don't know how to put a show together. Before I brought that up, I should have had clips. You sent it to me. I should have had Dallas and his girlfriend out there kayaking, living life. Not as fun as me watch my wife and a Mexican plumber tear up the bathroom as they lie on the couch watching the Sox. In what way were they tearing up the bathroom? Oh, Jesus, good point. That was not said very well, was it?

Well, she was giving him a dirty Sanchez. I'm so cool with the Mexican. I love Latinas. They're hard worker people. But I have to fucking use my four words of Spanish. Gracias. De nada. Huevos.

Fucking ventana. I'm pointing at a window. Let them know. They're like, yeah, what do you want? Speaking better English than me. I got to tell you something, folks. You know I'm a nerd with American Idol. I loved it when it first came out.

And my friends used to bust my balls. And then I took about five years off because it got really stinky. But I'm back into it now because they use people send clips of themselves in from all over the goddamn country. And it's fucking unbelievable. There's some unbelievable. Yes, I know real people, real musicians are making fun of the show, whatever the fuck. But you can't argue with Carrie Underwood being talented. There's a guy, this kid.

I'm going to play some of it. We won't put it on YouTube because I'll get flagged. And somebody will be knocking on my door going, hey, you owe him 11 cents, you cocksucker. This kid, is this from last night yeah this is from last night he sang a donnie hathaway song uh on his first audition last night he did imagine i think his name is christian uh guadino from long island just in the long island he's got some eye condition that eventually he's going to go blind i guess um but But he stumbles in there. Looks like a nerdy mook from Long Island.

And this fucking kid, if this kid's not a zillionaire in a couple years. Last night he did Imagine on America. You have to listen to this kid's voice. I mean, fucking Lana Richie was almost fainting three weeks ago, and the kid, him wandering in. Let's see if I can find him doing... Now it's going to Facebook. Your sister's box.

Fuckhead. Hold on. Sister's ass. Sister's ass. It's easy if you try Though hell be the worst Above us only sky Imagine all the people Above us only sky Imagine all the people

Living life in peace You may say I'm a dreamer But I'm not the only one I hope one day you will join us And the world will live as one You may say I'm a dreamer But I'm not the only one I hope today you will join us And the world will live as one

Holy moly. That kid's white, if you couldn't see it. He's got so much. Lionel Richie, the first time he heard him, it was like in shock. Crazy good. He did a Donny Hathaway song on his first audition.

And the judges were like, oh yeah, good luck with that, you know, before they heard him open his mouth. Holy shit. Some people are gifted. I'm not one of them. Who's with me? Anyways, I'd pay good money

to go see that kid tonight. When I say good money, I'm talking 20, 25 bucks. Let's get on with this fucking thing. I hate Mondays. Anyways, what's going on? We're on the verge of a nuclear war. Thanks to Joe Biden. Nice going people who didn't vote for him, by the way.

Whoever installed him, fuck your mother. Sorry, I lost my temper already. Zelensky warns the world. Is that all he put? Well, this morning he's saying we should all have radiation pills, or at least people over there. Can you fucking imagine? They flew a jet over that has nuclear capabilities, apparently, because they sunk a battleship of Russia's, their big weapon. Can I ask you a question? Why aren't we seeing, why aren't we seeing the people being shot, the ships being blown up? Can somebody help me here, please? And I know my fans out there, we told you. Well, I've seen some footage of mass graves

and shit, and they look pretty real to me. I don't know. Anyway, President Zelensky warned that the world should prepare for Russian leader Vladimir Putin to use nuclear weapons in his invasion of Ukraine and urged air raid shelters and anti-radiation medicine. Yeah, I'll get mine right next to that.

Can I use Bufferin? How about St. Joseph's Baby Ash? But if I eat a can of that shit, will it protect me from... Anyways, radiation medicine to be readied for the potential calamity. I think... He said... Actually, we have the... I guess we have the fucking video.

I'll translate. Malagadid bala. Go ahead. Director of the CIA warned that he's worried Putin might use a tactical nuclear weapon in this fight. Are you worried? Not only me. I think all of the world, all the countries have to be warned. Because you know that it can be not real information but it can be true. President Vladimir Zelensky won that the world should prepare to use nuclear

in his invasion of Ukraine. I took the lazy way out on this one. In the settlement to do with CNN and its presidential office, Kiev, Zelensky urged air raid shelters. I already said all this shit. For them, the life of the people is nothing. That's why we should think, not be afraid. I mean that not be afraid, be ready. Be ready.

But that is not the question for Ukraine and not only for the Ukraine for all the world I think so that's creepy alright that's good anyways he's uh yeah

Putin got a little embarrassed because his big fucking battleship sunk. G7, the guy. Anyhow, and we don't know his state of mind. It could be a bluff, but like he said, he's sitting on 6,000 fucking nuclear weapons. You don't really want to guess. I'd really like to know his mental state too.

He was in a diaper riding a horse yesterday. That's not a good thing. You know what I'm saying? But Zelensky is convinced this motherfucker. What exactly leads you to believe the Soviets were involved? Zelensky says, well, we intercepted this. Comrade, here is something that might be of interest to you. A transcript of the conversation between your helicopter pilot and Joe Biden.

We intercepted Dragonfly Wolf 10. Colorful names. Colorful names. Hunter Biden. Colorful jerk. Hunter Biden, colorful jerk. Anyways, the Russian military has experienced a number of setbacks, including having to pull back from the area around Kiev in its suburbs because of ferocious fighting by Ukrainian forces.

They're hanging in there. They're doing it. That wasn't Ukraine. That was my house this weekend. The bathroom was being torn up. Following the retreat, Russia lost its most powerful naval ship, the guided missile cruiser Moskva. That was my favorite.

When it sank last week in the Black Sea after being hit by a Ukrainian missile attack. CIA director, I wonder if that missile was the one we sent them or they built in the Black Sea after being hit by a Ukrainian missile attack. CIA director, I wonder if that missile was one we sent them or they built in the bathroom. CIA director Billy Byrne said last week that a desperate Putin seeing his forces suffer heavy losses at the hands of Ukrainians may resort to using nuclear frickin' weapons. That's kind of fucking creepy. Danger, Will Robinson. Danger. No, Will Robinson. Danger.

And I'll point out one more time that Joe Biden's doing exactly, not that he started this thing, but they've butchered everything. And I really believe the Russians watched that horrible pullout when we pulled out of Afghanistan and said, wow, they're ripe for the fucking, what are they going to do if we go into Ukraine now? This guy, I don't know what he's doing. Honest to God, he's doing everything they said Trump was going to do. Remember? Get us into World War III and everything.

Un-fucking-real. Now, back at home, equity, anytime you hear social justice or equity, that's code, folks. You understand? That's code for racism against white people. That's all it is. Call it what you want. Retribution. Reparations. Social justice is a fake religion, as somebody once said. a guaranteed outcome that people of color, honest to God, you'd think it was 1958. They have not acknowledged when I say they, meaning white progressives. Anyways, more than 90 federal agencies

released their equity action plans on Thursday that were ordered by President Biden during his first days in office. Wow, great. Who gives a fuck what you think? Details released by the White House also included plans to make national, this is what we're, we're on the edge of nuclear fucking war. This is what they're concentrating. White House also included plans to make national

parks more accessible to people with disabilities and reduce discrimination against LGTBQ people. Because I can't count the number of times I was at Yellowstone and they were just pushing people in wheelchairs off the fucking rocks and gay people would be thrown into those boiling glaciers. I mean, it's hell over there. What the fuck are you talking about? Somebody bring me a clip of a gay woman or guy being discriminated against at the national park. What, they wouldn't let you eat your boyfriend's ass out in front

of some Cub Scouts? You fucking people. You have no idea how to run a nation. Honest to God. That's what they're concentrating on. They're done. I'm going to say it again. This party will not exist. What else do they have to throw at us once the Republicans take over? I don't know. I suck cock. Well, he does. I love it. Yummy, yummy, yummy. Now let me into that park. Let me suck your cock. I want to see the Grand grand canyon you roll over for that senior biden official said agencies would simplify grants programs and government documents these are all the lists of things you're going to do to make services easier to access for people of color in tribal communities Bye-bye.

Look at him. I'm like a fucking DJ. I'm mixing my shit. People come see me do this. Oh, mama. Pull my finger, Jill. Pull it. Right here.

You're looking at the biggest asshole ever. Yeah, we have to fiddle with this. The Department of Homeland Security said it will use trainings to improve its airport screenings of people of color. This is the one that blows my mind. You guys know I fly more than most people. I have yet, and I'm not making this up, in the last five years, I have seen nothing but white people. And I know that doesn't mean people, but they're not being discriminated.

I've seen nothing but, I can't tell you how many times, white old ladies having to be patted down going through their bags and shit have you guys seen discrimination against colors at the tsa coloreds well it says of color well that's why i say colored you can't tell me that's fucking wrong uh and they're going to push pro grant programs Grant programs, listen to this, for whiting, for whiting, I'm such a hurry, fighting white supremacists and other domestic terrorists, even though this weekend we had two mass shootings in South Carolina, all black involved, by the way, a mass shooting in Pittsburgh, all black, by the way. Did you hear me? Where are the white supremacists you're talking about?

How about the black violence? America has this violence problem. No, we have a black violence problem. And until that community gets its shit together, and by that I mean they fucking get married and have kids and do it right, never going to change. And when black people say, the ones that are aware,

it's the fucking Democrats who keep you guys, keep you guys sending your checks so that doesn't happen. They want single families with kids running wild. That way they can babysit you. That's how they make their living. It's fucking, he's been in office, what now? Almost a year and a half or whatever the fuck?

Still talking about white supremacy. Now they're putting it in, you know, writing. Department of Housing and Urban Development. Boy, there's not much development going on. Vowed to examine how to reduce bias in home appraisals. Through the Interagency Task Force on Property Appraisal and Valuation Equity. This is all on top of them releasing thugs out of prison to fucking sick on you guys. So if you don't know that your government's at war with you, and by you I mean hard-working, tax-paying, middle-class people, wake the fuck up. The Department of Commerce promised to spend around 50 billion on

broadband infrastructure in rural tribal communities. You know, so people when they get home from bass fishing in Kentucky they can rub one out, a couple of Tyrone and his uncle. The Department of Veteran Affairs said it will work to improve the social and economic determinants of health. Oh, my God. It's like they're from another, for the LGBT, I'm not saying it all, LGB, BLT, fucking veterans And veterans. No, plus. Yeah, they can't even get the fucking

VA right for actual veterans. For actual veterans. That's right. But I guarantee you they'll make this one perfect. Put all their energy there. So for you actual veterans who came back from Afghanistan, just put on a fucking wig. Fake tits. Look like

Drew Paul. And they'll send you something. NASA, oh boy, really? Is racism leaking into NASA? I saw a movie where a black woman worked at NASA and saved the goddamn thing. NASA said it would release earth science data in more accessible formats. Oh, my God. To show environmental challenges in underserved communities. Oh, boy, you.

Apparently, I guess the environment's even racist. Oh, yeah. They've made that a myth. Well, you can't get any vegetables in the city. You can't. I've been in, fuck it. I lived in New York City, been up to Harlem, been whatever. See bodegas with fruit in front of it.

We can't help it if you like Cheetos and Cherry Coke. Who's weak? You know what I'm saying? Just joking around, folks. What's that? And they don't grow on trees. They don't, exactly. Oh, you babies.

Oh, poor you. Oh, boy, you. Well, the Biden administration... Do you notice it's all to benefit anything but white people? It's fucking priceless. This administration... I can't tell you how much they hate your guts. They literally despise you. Soon as... And we're watching it happen.

And look, I'm as much to blame, but fuck it, I'm 60. I'm doing my part. 12 people see this show. Not handy. Hey, Barn. While the Biden administration called the plans transformative and predicted, have you ever seen people that want to change a country that's the best country in the world? Everybody, how do we know that?

The rest of the world's coming here. Yet they, I fucking, I can't wait for this motherfucker to die in his sleep. Anyways, his plans are transformative. Predicted they might have effects for generations. A new administration, although, could reverse them immediately. Which they will once Trump or DeSantis gets in office. So enjoy your fucking liberal wet fantasies now. It's just what they call reverse discrimination.

Oh, poor White. That's right, motherfuckers. Keep pushing it. AOC and the rest of you. Anyways, let's move on to freedom has its price. Yeah, freedom. What's that mean? Well, I rest of you. Anyways, let's move on to Freedom Has Its Price. Yeah, freedom, what's that mean? Well, I'll tell you. Hear ye, hear ye. The court's in session, the court's in session now. Here come the judge, here come the judge.

Steve Harvey has a new show. Is it good to see they're giving him work finally, huh? Jesus Christ. There's your reparations. Guy's worth about a billion dollars from nine different shows, okay? We're even. And I like Steve. I'm no animus towards him.

I'm just saying. A South Carolina judge, I wonder what color, set a, I really do. Well, it's either a black person or a white progressive. A South Carolina judge set a $25,000 bond for a suspect in a mall shooting, that's just like a misdemeanor, I guess, on Saturday that left 14 people injured, according to the Columbia Police Department. 25, that's it, 25 grand. No, they're ignorant. That's ignorant. Joanne Price, a beautiful man seen here. I still say that's Shirley Hemphill.

That's a guy. He's got a very... He's probably angry. Look how his hair's receding like a French army. World War II. This guy could be a fucking criminal or a defensive end for the Eagle or Michelle

Obama later on. Dwayne Price, 22, will be on house arrest. Oh, he was in a shooting at the mall. He's going to be on house arrest. But allowed to travel to and from work while wearing an ankle monitor if he postponed. He was charged with unlawful carrying

of a pistol, could face additional charges after prosecutor reviews evidence. Yeah, right. Price is one of three people who were detained by law enforcement following the shooting. The other two adult males were released after police determined they weren't involved. We don't believe this was random. Columbia Police Chief W.H. Skip Holbrook, oh my God, he's white. How'd that happen? Said at a news conference, we believe they knew each other because all blacks know each other. He said that? How fucking dare you, Skip? No. We believe they know each other, and something led to the gunfire. Yeah, it almost sounded racist. We believe they knew each other. We ain't partners.

We ain't brothers, and we ain't friends. Evidence collected at the scene indicates at least three people displayed guns, and two firearms were used. Price's attorney, South Carolina State Rep. Todd Rutherford, seen here, nice jacket though, claims that his client acted in self-defense. He says it was unprovoked by him. He called the police, turned himself in, turned over the firearm that we used in this and gave a statement to the Columbia Police Department.

I don't care. If you were in gunplay, I don't know if he shot or not. Whether it was self-defense. You can't just get a monitor and go to work. Do you see what's going on? Rutherford said after the bond hearing, according to, blah, blah, blah. That is why he got a $25,000 bond, apparently. He turned himself in and all that shit.

I don't know if I want to believe that or not. Just the facts, man. Still, I mean, if you're Whitey and that happens, I got to believe. You're not going to work. And if you don't believe me about this attack and the weaponizing our legal system against Whitey, well, here's one. Puppy Chow, huh? here's one. Puppy chow. Huh?

That's right. You heard me. Federal prosecutors chose not to, this is a new story, folks, but of the same ilk. Federal prosecutors chose not to press charges against four men who were arrested at a Washington, D.C. apartment where a stolen dog was found. Michelle Obama was returned to the owners. The Washington D.C. Police Department raided an apartment on April 14th in northwest Washington and found Pablo

who had been taken, Pablo, I love it, who had been taken from his owners at gunpoint, that's the dog folks, along with firearms and drugs according to the Washington Post. Let's make it clear that's not Pablo, if you guys are out there looking for him. This is another dog that looks like,

oh Jesus, my owner's going to fuck me again. In addition to the four men who were arrested, three juveniles were also taken into custody by police as a result of the Thursday night raid. I'm black, y'all, and I'm black, y'all, and I'm black, and I'm black, and I'm

black, y'all. I'm going to the mall. The four men were released on April 15th, but it's unclear. Again, folks, these people in gun play, I mean, sorry, I'm getting my, this was a, they robbed the... They took a dog from somebody at gunpoint,

but they released. And again, I asked you as a white person to even try shoplifting in public. See what happens. Released on April 15th, but it's unclear if the three juveniles are still in custody. Just hours after the Metropolitan Police Department

announced that the individuals were arrested, the U.S. Attorney's Office said that the four adults would not be charged. I want to know what color the motherfuckers were who made that decision. Yes, I do. And like I said, if they're not black or brown, they're definitely progressive jerk-offs. I think we need a fucking genocide of people who vote Democrat. You decide how to do it. Anyways, so they can rob a dog,

get a dog at gunpoint, and then be released. I guess they return the dog. Do you believe what we're living through here? Does anybody? Fuck you! Fuck you! That's every white person. Fuck you!

That guy was having a bad day. D.C. Assistant Police Chief Morgan Cain said that they intend for the charges to be reinstated after further investigation, according to the Washington Post. Is that her? Yep. That's a... There you go. Do you see the problem?

Are you seeing the problem? Why were they released in the first place? Fucking lady who's unqualified for her job because she's a black woman with your fake medals. Our intention is to investigate further and have these charges reinstated. Why weren't they fucking kept in the first place? Pete Davidson's mom.

We're not closing, she says, we're not closing it and moving on. Yeah, right, right, right. We're not closing. She says we're not closing it and moving on. Yeah, right, right, right. We'll check back. Kane added that the police, our puppy Pablo was robbed from us at gunpoint outside CVS on A Street this afternoon, Sev said in an April 13 tweet. He has blue eyes and is 11 weeks old.

The robbers will likely try to sell him. Please keep an eye out on Craigslist and Facebook. We are devastated. Ten minutes after Pablo was taken, the suspects allegedly shot two men. These are the people that were released. Am I right? Am I reading this right? Shot two men, doesn't matter what block, what street, in D.C.,

as well as committing an armed robbery in the 1300 block of 2nd Street. Department did not have enough evidence to file charges yet. Good job, whoever the fuck's running that department. Do you get it, white folks? Do you get it? These elitist motherfuckers, it's on. It's on. They must have got so annoyed at Trump. Do you know what I'm saying? This is what's scary. They looked at Trump the way we look at Biden, I think. But they were wrong. We have fucking facts to prove it. Empirical evidence, numbers,

economy, whatever, crime down, border safer. I don't understand what you want. Whatever. Crime down. Border safer. I don't understand what you want. That's why I purchased a nice place in Dublin, Ireland. No! No! No! No! This don't make me laugh.

In our FLA asylum, fucking lunatic asylum is what that stands for, FLA. You know what's funny? We usually used to, like, it's usually wacky stories, like a guy getting arrested for drunken driving on his tractor down the street, whatever the fuck. But now it's getting so crazy in politics

that we can put something like DeSantis' stories under. Florida's Department of Education, that's DOE for you morons, rejected, listen to this, they rejected 41% of mathematics textbooks. Again, I'll repeat that. Textbooks submitted for use in the state's public schools Friday, citing, get this, critical race theory and other issues with the texts. I'm talking about a math book. Do you understand? Critical race theory, they're working that into math. That's what DeSantis said. Can we pass it? Yeah, but little Jose. Yeah, but the white people.

Republican Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has led a push to reform education standards and practices in the state. Florida called for textbook submissions from publishers in 2021 in accordance with a 2019 executive order from DeSantis aimed at eliminating common core standards, which every parent, well, most parents hated. Even my buddy Louie, who's not exactly a right winger, fuck it, I remember him, common core standards in the state, Common Core standards in the state, you know, where one plus four equals 11. The textbooks rejected were impermissible with either Florida's new standards or contained prohibited topics. The 41% rejection rate was the highest in Florida. It seems that some publishers attempted to slap a coat of paint, this is DeSantis talking,

on an old house built on the foundation of Common Core and indoctrinated concepts like race essentialism, especially, bizarrely, for elementary school students. Do you guys see what the fuck's going on? Holy, and DeSantis is on it. I got to believe he's going to run. I got to believe. He was the best guy around. Still around.

Accompanying the announcement. Ba, ba, ba. I'm grateful that the commissioner, Cochran, and his team at the department, this is, what's his name, still talking, DeSantis, have conducted such a thorough vetting of these textbooks to ensure they comply with the law. The Department of Education clarified that each core mathematics course and grade is covered by at least one approved textbook. The highest number of books rejected were for, get this,

levels kindergarten through fifth grade, where an alarming 71% were not appropriately aligned with Florida standards or included prohibited topics in unsolicited strategies. Bye-bye. Reasons for rejecting textbooks included references to critical race theory, inclusions of Common Core, and the unsolicited addition of, listen, social-emotional learning in mathematics. In fucking mathematics. Let's take a look at my producer who's producing here. Look at this.

Dallas pulled this up. I couldn't. I was watching Christian Guado become richer than I'll ever be. What the fuck is this? Look at this. This is a math question, yet they worked some type of race. Angelou, is it Maya Angelou, was sexually abused by her. They use Angelou, I'm telling you. Was sexually abused by her mother's blank. I went with pimp ass bitch at age eight, which shaped her career

choices and motivation. What am I hitting this button? I'm reading that. At age, which shaped her career choices and motivation. Oop, why am I hitting this button? I'm reading that and hitting it. At age, which shaped her career choices and motivation for A, zero, two, and it says boyfriend. B, four, or six. It's a math problem, but boyfriend, brother, B, brother, C, father. And the numbers, it has, the point being, the text, the essay question has nothing to do with the math. They're just working in this cultural horseshit.

Read that other one because it's even more disturbing for the elementary kid to have to read this. Yeah. Trying to support her son as a single mother. Again, this is what, kindergarten through fifth grade? Trying to support her son as a single mother. I didn't see that one. Dallas, I didn't even see that one. She worked as a pimp, prostitute, and a bookie, B, drug dealer, C, nightclub dancer.

And there's numbers in parentheses that go into the algebra equation above it. So I guess if you pick, I guess if you pick nightclub, right, dancer, blah, blah, you don't have to put the numbers, the right numbers. Is that the idea? So I can't fucking fucking it's almost ingenious anyways the move comes weeks after DeSantis signed the parental rights

in education which prevents educators from teaching about gender identity or sexual orientation to kids between kindergarten and third grade fucking quiz take it easy to kids between kindergarten and third grade. Fucking quiz! Take it easy, Ronnie.

Take it. You're doing a nice job over there. Anyways, do you believe this shit? Do you believe that? So even the little kids would know. Yeah, pimp, whatever. And then the fucking numbers next to it. In other words, tell them, don't do the math.

Do the social justice part of the equation. Oh, my God. Let's move on. Cuervo juice boxes, what in Christ's creation? Multiple kindergartners were left feeling loopy after sipping ready to drink Jose Cuevo margaritas that a young girl brought to her Michigan school and shared with with her class with her classmate. Could we be more fucked up? We're getting them drunk and they were teaching them how to fucking get laid in

third grade and take it in the ass. get laid in third grade and take it in the ass. So here's some of the mothers of the kids in class. Here's the report. How much did they drink? He claims she drank four to five sips. A Dixie cup full of not juice or water, a mixed tequila drink served to five and six-year-olds. How did she feel?

She's feeling like a little woozy. She's a little dizzy when we went in. Does she look any bit disturbed? That's a mother, right? Yeah. And they talk about her daughter. Yeah, she's a little woozy and shit. We get her home, we hit her up with a joint, she was fine.

Go ahead. In there with the principal, we asked her, was she okay, how did she feel, she said a little dizzy. These parents puzzled, understandable. Their daughters, given Jose Cuervo margaritas, they thought was juice by a fellow kindergartner Thursday at Grand River Academy in Livonia at snack time. She said the girl poured it in her cup and she drunk it and then the girl ended up telling her what it was. So she went to the teacher and told the teacher that there's liquor in this cup and the teacher gave her like a funny face. It turned out gave her a funny face but she got no liquor in that bitch. Come on Aisha. Hey Propecia go ahead to be a single serve pre-mixed drink like this the little girl brought it to school in her backpack I had a small conversation with my

daughter about it not nothing big and she told me that the girl knew that it was liquor parents are obviously angry over what happened to some of that anger to school officials here at Grand River Academy. Asking, wondering, how could this have been prevented? The school released a statement to us saying in part. While we try to keep an eye on everything our students bring to school, that's simply not possible. It's unfortunate that these types of adult beverages can be easily mistaken for child-friendly drinks. End quote. Pause. can be easily mistaken for child-friendly drinks.

Pause. End quote. Pause. Can you imagine? Instead of saying, we'll never let this happen again, it was an oversight. Can you imagine? It's unfortunate that these beverages look like child drink.

Can you fucking... No accountability. Folks, we are rotting from the inside out. It is... I am so... and this is not a cop out. I'm glad I don't have kids. Then again, they'd be 70 years old. Keep forgetting I'm 104. Anyways, was that it?

Yeah, good. I was getting sick to my stomach. I'd like to see a fifth grader all fucked up though. You know what I'm saying? Falling off the monkey bars and shit, throwing up in the sandbox, that'd be a lot of fun. Anyhow, the school said the student could be disciplined

if necessary. Oh, I'm sure they'll put the kid in the fucking... The parents were immediately notified after the incident. Oh, is that right? Terrific. Anyways, then they interviewed the principal. He said this. Excuse me, have you ever been in Schenectady?

No, I never was in Schenectady. Neither was I. It must have been a couple other guys. But I still have a feeling I've seen your face someplace else. No, it's always been right here. On top of my neck. Maybe you've seen me on television.

Oh, no, I've never been on television. See, as it are, all right, if I join you? I just dropped in for a little drink to settle my nerves before I go to work. Work? What sort of work do you do? I'm an airline pilot. I love it.

Finally tonight on my great show, Not Black Enough. Two local, listen to the titles of the jobs of these people if you want to get sick to your stomach. Two local diversity advocates, you can make a living doing that now, in Arizona are taking heat after calling a school district racist

for hiring a DJ to perform in blackface. But it turns out, get this, the DJ was actually black. I'm black, y'all, and I'm black, y'all, and I'm blacker than black, and I'm black, y'all. Take a look at these rodents. Stuart Roden on your left, and that piece of ass, Jill Lassen, he's got a fucking head like a jack-o'-lantern, who specialized in diversity.

What'd you do? You went to school for, specialized in diversity, equity, and inclusion. Again, all anti-white. Land-based to the Scottsdale Unified, that's their job, to make sure no person of color,

whether it's an accident, is being slighted. Scottsdale Unified Schools District, Hoppy, a Hoppy Elementary PTA, for their decision to hire Kim Coco, Hunter, 56, a local black DJ at a charity event. Both Rode and Lassen, who are involved in diversity work in the school district, can imagine it's a full-time job. Just looking, just to cause tension between slam the school after seeing a picture of Hunter only to later learn of his race.

You assholes. Who gives a fuck what you think? Exactly. The DJ that the Hoppy PTA hired was in fact a black man. Hoppy PTA president, Megan Livinggood, Livinggood, there's entitlement,

wrote in a response to Lassen in a message obtained by the outlet, it is insulting that you feel myself or PTA condone racist behavior or encourage it by posting it on social media. According to the Independent, Lassen, a librarian, one on the right there, Lassy, responded by saying, you are right, we should have reached out and inquired before making such an accusation. I cannot fathom the hurt, anger, and frustration you felt after you and others volunteered countless hours on your event. Again, I truly apologize. Now let me blow this black fella to my right. But Roden, who was an instructor at Arizona, this guy, of course he couldn't be treated

like an adult or a man, did not appear particularly apologetic and posted a side-by-side image of Hunter on Facebook to try to show that the DJ darkened his face even if he's black. Do we have the picture?

What? I've got pictures of Hunter, but I don't have the side-by-side. Couldn't find that one. All right. No, but drop it in, whatever you got. Because he is darker than that.

Anyways, let me be clear. Good thing he's got that fucking, that wolf turtleneck on in Arizona. Let me be clear. A black man, apparently in blackface is an entirely, that's him talking. This guy, the DJ, different discussion than a white person. He wrote on Facebook. However, it seems at the very least he is in, oh, this is the guy who, I'm sorry. This is the asshole who looks up in diversity. Uh, very least he's in darker makeup, if not blackface, or am I completely mistaken? And it's the lighting of the patio.

He couldn't just admit, couldn't be a man about it, so we jumped the gun. You know what I mean? This is why we're fucked. Prove that you wealthy college boys don't have the education enough to admit when you're wrong. Aye, chief, mayor, ladies and gentlemen. Roden is a member of the District's Equity and Inclusion Committee and Lassen is a co-chair of the Scottsdale Parent Council Diversity Equity Inclusion Committee. If I read those words one more time, I'm fucking going to cut my balls off, put them in a goddamn ninja, make a nice nut smoothie.

I'm fucking going to cut my balls off, put them in a goddamn Ninja, make a nice nut smoothie. According to Hunter's Facebook Live, an organizer called someone he works with following the event and asked if he was black. That's a sick question. You're a sick fuck, and I'm not that sick that I'm going to answer it. They thought that the DJ there or the person there was in blackface, and the person that they thought was in blackface was me, Hunter said. He says, was I not black enough? How black do you, I gotta be for people to know that I am an actual black person, he said. These blacks, who knows where they're going to take the wrong way. And it's a black guy questioning them. Do you see what a mess with your inclusion committees? And Roden and the Scottsdale School District did not return requests for comment. Lassen

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