The Nick DiPaolo Show - Black Hawk Almost Down! | Nick Di Paolo Show #1730

Episode Date: May 5, 2025

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I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. Good morning my neighbors! Hey, fuck you! Welcome to New York. David Tell had some crazy... New York's the craziest city. It's the only place you'd say something like... You'd hear somebody saying something like this.

Look at that naked guy standing on a mailbox wailing that axe no not that one that one david tell one of the uh funniest people ever to walk the fuck on earth a little liberal for my taste he always had me pegged as a racist i used to go shut the fuck up jew not racist fucking racist that's not had nothing to do with skin colors religion anyways I what next week next week I go away right holy I sound like I'm the mob city's get busted by the feds I go away next week I gotta do a stint up in Lewisburg two to four I'm doing my bed up there. How you doing, folks? You have a good weekend? I hope you did. I didn't do much. I made pizza. I experimented. I used the double zero flour, which a lot of people use for pizza.

Not as good as the bread flour, at least. Anyways. But I gotta stop. Like I said, I've never had bad pizza. I've eaten frozen pizza. And I mean, when I say frozen, I don't mean I thought out and cooked it. I ate it frozen. Fucking delicious.

It's delicious. Chipped a tooth, finished it. Almost burnt down my parents' house. Remember in high school when I was drunk, I told you that story. Came home, I put an Elio's pizza in the toaster oven, went downstairs, drunk as a skunk, parents are already in bed, watched a Johnny Carson monologue. Next thing I know I heard two jokes and then I woke up, my father was shaking me, the sun's

out and I go, this can't be good. Still got my coat on. And he's holding up the pizza, it looked like a burnt wallet. A little black thing with smoke coming off and he smacked me right across the face no questions asked I didn't even try to make up an excuse yeah what can I tell you that I was fucked up anyways yeah I'm just addicted to that it's like having a crack dealer living right in the house if you like crack I can't walk by the fucking thing without looking stick in my head in it like Elton John in that song Someone saved my life tonight Real quick Boston update red socks P you fucking twins come to town stinky team Take two out of three from us P fucking you

Tristan Casas A guy we were looking forward to hitting 30 homers this year big first baseman He was out most of last year busted his balls to get back and blows out his knee running to first base. Stepped on the first baseman's foot. Next thing you know he's down. They think I'm out of the stretcher. Game over. I'm upset because I do like that guy even though he paints his nails and his toenails and his fingernails. He is the oddest duck I have ever. I don't know what to think of him, I don't care. It's funny when it comes to my athletes and shit, I'm very open minded when it comes to

sports. I'm very liberal when it comes to sports. Like Seattle Seahawks in the fucking neon green uniform. The Oregon Ducks. I love that shit. I hate the all black shit because everybody has that version and that's just Nike reminding you black is beautiful I fucking hate it. But when it comes to shit like that, I'm like I'm more of a progressive and so I don't know

Why I can't like what Joe Madden the manager was that his name Joe Madden for the Tampa Bay? Yeah Dave Joe, whatever fucking John Beautiful right here. Joe Mad mad is a guy who invented the john's the code but i'm talking to all the baseball coach yeah the guy with the glasses for tampa bay for years he created the shift in ship he created bring in pictures uh... relief pictures in the stock

and i'm like i love it i fucking love the way this guy thinks that Then I hated it. I hated the fucking shift. I'm glad it's gone. But I'm just saying. I'm more of a progressive when it comes to sports. I don't know why. Anyways. That's a bunch of shit. Anyways, fuck the Red Sox. Celtics I really don't follow but I'm sure they're doing well. I'm guessing they move to the next round. And we'll talk about hockey in the second half of the show folks. I know you guys out there that are hockey fans. You saw arguably the best weekend of playoff hockey

in the hundred years of the NHL. Something that's only happened five times in the history of the NHL, which is over a hundred years old, happened twice this weekend and back-to-back nights. And it was fucking insane. And why Gary Betman doesn't learn how to fucking bring this game to south and central America and it can't be done. Mexico actually has hockey leagues now.

Anyways, and if they can do it, I mean fuck. It's hard to score to Mexican league. You know why? They build a brick wall in front of the goal. Anyways. goal. Anyways, first story, Black Hawk almost down, an Army Black Hawk helicopter. I've been in one. I think I was. I always confuse it with the other one. What are the other ones? Chinook. I think the Chinooks protected us when we were in the Black Hawk because that's not right though. Yeah, probably security detail.

Yeah, we had a couple flying along with it. They didn't want me and Artie to get hurt, you know what I'm saying? We were super stuck. Then we thought that, then they drop us off at a forward operating base as they call it. And the purpose of that base was to draw fire from the enemy, it's in the middle of nowhere.

What the fuck? We're out there, 105 degree heat at like two in the afternoon telling jokes to about 18 soldiers. God bless them. I fucking, it humbled me like nothing else. Well, before you go on, I'll say that it's appreciated because us isolated bases hardly ever got anybody.

Right. That shows you how much they valued us comedians' lives. They wouldn't send Robin and Williams out there. We had Vince Vaughn come out in 04 and actually promote one of our guys just to see us. He didn't do anything spectacular. Very good. Anyways, an Army Black Hawk helicopter caused two near misses with airliners. Does this sound familiar? Where? At Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport last week. Have you heard the theories about that crash from three months ago?

There's some scary shit. They're saying it was almost, almost, there's theories out there. Again, I don't believe in them, but you're like, maybe. The guy instructing that woman told her to go up or whatever the fuck. And he had a connection to sorrow, sorrow somebody said which I don't know how That's possible, but that means everybody on the helicopter was suicide

You know me they agreed to it Somebody threw it out there, but it's creepy anyways Washington National Airport last week including two passing You know jets as far as near the heli- 200 feet the helicopter from one jet after the pilot took the scenic route to the, to the Pentagon. I mean, what is- What the hell's going on out here? I don't know, Vince.

The terrifying incident at one of America's most crowded airports. And they're not talking about it, the fucking Starbucks in Terminal 6. They're talking about the skies where Starbucks in Terminal 6. You're talking about the skies where my wife sent me through. Save a few bucks. Most crowded airports come three months after the same kind of army chopper from the same unit. I didn't realize that. Was involved in a mid-air collision, the one we all talked about about with an American Airlines jet killing 67 people here's the footage if you I see and and we do want to warn you that it might be hard to watch this new angle is from Wednesday night's crash you can see the passenger jet and the military helicopter flight I'm guessing when that

happens you don't even know it happens. All right? All right? I hope. I'd be that fucking unlucky guy who I'm on the perimeter, I'm in the backseat and sort of just burns my lower half off and I'm falling. I'm doing this. Lieutenant Dan. Oh, exactly. On Thursday, the commercial planes Delta Flight 1671 and Republic Flight 5825

were rerouted just moments before they would do to land at Reagan due to the proximity of the helicopter. At one point, what the fuck? What is going on? At one point, the helicopter got between 200 and 2,00 feet from the Republic flight and between 400 and 2600 feet from the Delta plane. The trouble came in part because controllers temporarily couldn't pinpoint the Blackhawks tracking position in real time on their radar screens. The radar track on board the helicopter inadvertently, here's where I have a problem with it, inadvertently, it's got its own mind, inadvertently floated and jumped to a different location

on the controller feed after being unresponsive for a couple of seconds. I'm gonna find out what the hell happened here. The Army has said it was aware of Thursday incident but warned against speculating, don't tell it, don't fucking warn us against speculating's how you figure out shit don't speculate about potential causes or contributing factors prior to the completion of the investigation like a lesbian with glass eyes and a limp flying the plane what oh

you know inclusiveness it makes for quality. I mean, here's an idea, here's an idea. No more military sharing that airspace. It's airspace, pretty sure we can find some more. It's not like fucking land, yeah, they're not making any more of it. You know what I'm saying? Or whatever, if I could have the planes go south, whatever. Can't move the airport really, but I think that's the solution.

But again, it's government, so, you know, rule out common sense. Discover the exciting action of BetMGM Casino. Check out a wide variety of table games with a live dealer or enjoy over 3,000 games to choose from like Cash Eruption, UFC Gold Blitz. Make instant deposits or same-day withdrawals. Download the BetMGM Ontario app today. Visit betmgm.com for terms and conditions. 19 plus to wager, Ontario only. Please gamble responsibly. If you have questions or concerns about your gambling or someone close to you, please contact Connect Ontario at 1-866-531-2600 to speak to an advisor free of charge. BetMGM operates pursuant to an operating agreement with iGaming Ontario.

Speaking of common sense, I don't know what my boy Bill Belichick is thinking. Yes I do. Hand-packed Belichick. Billy Belichick, who I like. My favorite part was the post-game press conferences where he became a character. He was like that on purpose because he hated the press so much. Bill, the defense seemed very soft up the middle today. Where on the Pittsburgh? What? You hear me?

I have a joke about him on stage. Bill, I probably did it on the show too. He has no emotion. Bill, we just learned, yeah, I probably did it on the show, though. He has no emotion. Bill, we just learned, this is at a press conference after the game, that your wife, your pregnant wife, and your daughter and someone killed in a car crash on Route 128, and we're on to Denver. What?

You heard me. That's a keeper. Bill Belichick, who last Sunday went viral along with his 24 year old girlfriend Jordan Hudson who's as delicious as a one foot cheese steak right out of Philly. 24, not 28, not 27, not 26. Bill will be 106 on Friday. Anyways, Jordan Hudson joined Bill for an awkward interview with CBS Sunday Morning. She was in the background. She wasn't part of the interview. Has been in discussions, Bill has, with at least one outside public relations specialist in an effort to either help sell his new book, well I'm

sure, assist with UNC football matters or both, according to pro football talk. So he did this last week on a Sunday morning show and it made huge noise because the girlfriend who again is 106 years younger, I hear she has her own Viagra factory down in her basement. Bill wears a blue necklace. You know like the candy necklace? He has those with Viagra factory down in her basement Bill wears a blue necklace, you know what the candy necklace he has those with Viagra on him He just chomps on him and they go let's go behind that dumpster Anyways So Belichick so people are going watch this guy is pussy whipped. He's a henpecked or whatever

So that you know bill is like anybody else he reads a lot of that shit, but I gotta believe I Think it's more about selling his book or it's both Belichick 73 recognized the need for help Even before his CBS interview during which he was asked how he and Hudson his girlfriend met as Hudson lurked off to the side and Here is the clip How did you guys meet? It's a sick question. You're sick. Fuck it. I'm not that sick that I'm gonna answer it

Yeah, play it again, how did you guys meet Then Bill goes, will you shut up? Will you? Will you please shut up? Belichick has been talking for a couple of months with Brandon Faber, the Chicago Bears former vice president of communications. Why him? The Bears aren't exactly a media hit last time I checked. in a statement released Wednesday through University of North Carolina Belichick ripped CBS for selective editing and not abiding which I believe I mean They fucking they do it to Trump for Christ sake Abiding by what he believed was an agreement to focus solely on topics that are in his book, which is football CBS denied

Really that there were any agreements on topics for the interview. Well, that's easy to find. Find the contract. Find that there's always paperwork, usually. Here's my take on it. First of all, there's a lot of jealous people out there, including like 40-year-old guys on ESPN or reporters

who are just plain jealous of a guy who's 73 tapping a 11 on a scale of 10 and 49 years or something 48 years his junior. I say good for him. You're my fucking hero. Bill's like you guys don't like that huh? Look at these. It's got fucking more rings than Liberace. Girls love rings. She ain't getting none of this shit, okay? I can do whatever I want. I busted my balls. I started coaching when I was 14 at Army. I did everything. Now I'm the king of coaches. They ought to change the

goddamn Vince Lombardi trophy to the Bill Belichick trophy Okay, so fuck you. I'm going down her like a YouTube sub YouTube sub. What is that? Yeah, Bono has a Anyways a lot of guys a little jealous of him Does it look awkward and all that? Yeah, so the fuck since when you don't else looks awkward a Guy walking around in a dress with lipstick working for Joe Biden and stealing fucking the luggage That looks awkward, but nobody has a problem with that a two gay guys kissing in a commercial. We have to stand for that But I'm supposed to be upset by something. That's as natural that fucking feeling for that guy. It never goes away. Ask your grandfather Guy was a your grandfather. probably was a date rapist until he was 74.

Ah, come on Nick, I'm just saying. So Belichick's like, kiss my ass. But the other part of it is only, and she's a, there's no doubt. Is this news that she's a bit of a gold digger? No, she's attracted to his ass and chest and loves him for who he is. Will you stop? Of course, I

wonder if she knows. Then again, maybe she doesn't care what people think. We all know what she is. And in the end, I say Belichick, if he can outsmart all the other fucking coaches in the NFL for like 25 years, he can outsmart a cheerleader, which is what she was, which makes her yummy. Yum yum. Delicious. Bon appetit. That's my take. Good luck, Billy.

Don't listen to that. Don't take no shit off nobody. Good for you, spider. Bill, people are saying that you're a hand-packed and pussywhip it. And he goes, we're onto a buffalo. Bill, you're not a coach anymore. No, I mean, Buffalo Wild Wings.

Me and my girlfriend are going there. They fucking love her over there. We get free stuff because of her tits. What do you think of that? Let me just check something. Sweet Caroline. Okay, we're good. Just wanted to check something before I don't want to

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If you're done, I'm gonna send somebody out there as the guy once said where I did a gig and Yeah, I'm not gonna get into I'm still afraid of them Let's just put it this way. He went I'm gonna put somebody into I'm still afraid of them let's just put it this way he went I'm gonna put somebody on a plane tonight and that's a fucking true story even if I write a book I don't even know if I have the balls to tell it I'm serious

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