The Nick DiPaolo Show - Blitz Primary To Oust Joe? | Nick Di Paolo Show #1593

Episode Date: July 8, 2024

In this episode right leaning comedian Nick Di Paolo talks about Axelrod's take, a Sad attempt, a Dem strategy and more! Like what you hear?  Get TWICE as much "Nick Di Paolo Show", full episodes of Steven Crowder’s “Louder with Crowder” show and more on Mug Club! Sign up today to get all their content at https://Nickdip.com and use the promo code NICKDIP to get your first month FREE! For Tour Dates, Merch, stand-up clips and more visit https://nickdip.com 

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Wow! Nice greeting. Take it easy. What the fuck, Christopher? How are ya, folks? Hey, don't be fooled. Let me start that. I have some white whiskers here that that I don't know where the light's

hitting. It looks like I have milk on my upper lip or cocaine at this age. Probably milk. That's true. I cut my cocaine with powdered milk. How you doing folks? Hope you had a great fourth. Haven't seen you in a while. Holy shit I'm sounding like a real host. I had a good day. My wife has long COVID, folks, and it makes for a long fucking week. What? Cut. No, but she's got it bad. I remember, did we talk about Mark Bavaro? He wrote a piece about him having COVID and it attacked everything. His mind is he was about thinking about committing suicide. He was so depressed, couldn't get out of bed. And my wife had a touch of that. And it's reoccurring. She'll finally get better for a couple months and then it'll come back.

So he had all kinds of blood tests done and shit. And I found there are special and he's like one of the leading voices on long COVID, the doctor, and he's right here in Savannah this town is the fucking best I swear to God I'll probably get there he's sitting on a donkey you know fucking you know cow shit and his anyways so yeah it's and I haven't been I gotta be honest with you I haven't been a hundred percent since I COVID like three times. I feel like I aged, whatever, but it affects her sleep. Everything she was having trouble hearing me at one point. So Fonda, a great doctor here. We'll see what happens. They do red light therapy and they do call something called Zofan.

They give you a IV and what's in the IV is they get cells from amniotic fluid from women who have cesarean sections and there's nucleotides and proteins in that and they give you like two IVs a day every other day for a week or whatever and I read all about and he's having good success but I hope there's a fix to it because, I mean, she has to deal with this the rest of her life. I'm getting a Japanese blow up doll. No talk back to me, I'll slap the fucking yellow out of you. Anyhow, I don't know why I started that, but because it was the

4th of July. Oh, boy, do you hear that? The Polish are at it again. Made Chinese ribs on the 4th of July in a slow car. I'm sorry, man. I'm never going to have Chinese ribs in a restaurant again. Jesus Christ, what a find. I'll show you guys how to make them, but it won't work. It will only take because it the setup is only eight minutes and all the time is in the slow cook and even if we fucking add what am I gonna dance and shit Dallas said yes if you didn't hear that all right I've killed enough time let's get to it and what did I say hate to be a know-it-all. What have I been saying since I'd say about I don't know a year into Biden's after the third time we saw him fall or do a gap. It literally was about a year into his and I said this guy is not going to be the nominee. I the shits caving in on him. Their plan is backfiring the fucking media

We should be furious about how the media has lies to about his health It's unbelievable between fucking Russia gate the laptop this They should be arrested these fucks Anyways, one guy who's trying to be honest, David Axelrod, bitch slaps Biden over the weekend, former president Barack Obama's ex, remember him? Roll the mustache back, holy shit. Obama's ex top strategist on Sunday bluntly laid out the grim state of President Biden's reelection bid. Here's what he had to say, roll the tape.

There are certain immutable facts of life and those were painfully obvious on that like the latest lady and the president just doesn't come to he hasn't come to grips with it uh... he's not winning this race you know i'm more likely if you just look at the data and talk to people around the country uh... political people around the country what people have is more likely

that he'll uh... lose by a landslide than win power. Amen. There's the truth from a guy who knows. Remember he was Obama's lead strategist when Doofus was the vice president. Did we talk about him? No. Since we've been together, him calling himself the first woman, black

woman, vice president of some right there. Anyway, Obama has publicly stood behind Biden during the Democratic uproar, which is interesting, over the president's disastrous debate performance against GOP foe Donald Trump last month. I guess Obama feels, you know, hey, this guy, you know, he was my VP, at least. But, but even he said, remember, you know, hey, this guy, you know, he was my VP, at least. But even he said, remember, Obama said like a couple years ago, no, before Joe got elected, while he was running, Obama said don't underestimate Joe Biden fucking things up. But Axelrod has long sounded the alarms over voter unease about Biden's age and his public consternations have reportedly rankled the president.

If the stakes are as large as Biden says, by the way, this is shit that Fox has been saying you can shit all over. Greg Gutfeld made this point a long time ago. If the stakes are as large as Biden says they are. In other words, democracy's on the ballot. And I believe they are, Axelrod says, then he really needs to consider what the right thing to do, which is what Gutfeld's been saying for a while. If you really believe the fucking planet's going

to blow up if Trump is the president, why would you put this old daughter in man if you really believe that? They're just fucking corrupt to the core. Even Joe Rogan's coming around. I mean, he sounds more right wing than I do. Him and another lib, who was it? They were making fun of Biden and shit.

Whatever, it's just refreshing. But again, when we'd say shit like that, people would laugh at your face and your fashion and all this shit. I'm so fucking tired. Axelrod previously ripped Biden's debate performance as woeful and penned an op-ed for CNN that summed up the president's later major televised post debate interview with ABC's favorite Greek midget Stepanopoulos um Axelrod described it as denial, delusion and a defiance. Yes sir.

Biden seemed to deny where he is in the race. He seems not to grasp what is the big concern that people have. Axelrod reflected about Biden's interview Friday. Axelrod took note of how former NFL star Tom Brady, who's got a point, won a Super Bowl just a few years ago ago but isn't playing football anymore because of his age yeah I mean two different jobs but yes he knew enough but it's the idiots around him you know nobody has the book it's kids you ever see this speech writers? Speaking of the interview with Stephanopoulos,

President Biden gave the most important TV interview of his career, not this past Friday, Friday before. Biden spoke to George Stephanopoulos of ABC News for 22 minutes during a campaign trip to Wisconsin. This didn't go very well. This was supposed to shore up people who were like, oh, no, that debate, this is supposed to be him. Once again, ABC and Stepanopoulos step in to suck dick.

But this is how you know that, and we've been saying this on this show for a while, even the left knows, some of them at least have the balls to admit, Axelrod admitted that shit like a year ago. But now they're circling the wagons. When Stefan Loffus does this, it actually asks tough questions. You know, something's up. Here's a little of that interview that was supposed to help him. Did you ever watch the debate afterwards?

I don't think I did now. What I want to get at is, what were you experiencing? How do you not remember if you watched something? See, he's just a fucking... and if he's not... I mean, it's either lying or his brain is fried. Either way, I don't think so. But if he won that debate he'd go I remember that of course I didn't watch it over and over again

we debate and I have no fucking idea go ahead stupid let him let's you were going through the debate did you know how badly it was going yeah look the whole way I prepared it nobody's fault, mine. Nobody's fault but mine. But, but. I prepared what I usually would do, sitting down, as I did come back as foreign leaders or the National Security Council, for explicit detail. And I realized part way through that, you know, all the, I get quoted as the New York Times had me down at 10 points before the debate, nine now or whatever the hell it is. The fact of the matter is that when I looked at is that

he also lied 28 times. I couldn't, I mean the way the debate ran, not my fault, nobody else's. But it seemed like you were having trouble from the first question in. Ooh. Even before he spoke. How dare you, you little Greek motherfucker? Well, I just had a bad night. You could have said that eight minutes ago. You know?

Instead of going, uh, yabba da way it ran in Trump la, but my fault, ugh, yuck. Put the guy down. You know, put the guy down. Put him out the pasture. I'd say Elta Stubb, but he's going to fuck a fence post. There were two dramatic possibilities for the interview. One was a seismic gaffe from Biden

that would end his political career. Like the three cartwheels he's done, falling off his bike, and fucking 9,400 verbal mistakes isn't enough that would end his political career. Oh, the other performance, so strong, it would hush his detractors and stabilize his position. Neither one of those happened, so you know what. All right, get up!

That's everybody. Hey, got, uh, uh a second half of the show. Once again, Caitlin Clark is having shade thrown her way by black commentary, black broadcasters, the other black play, just like Jason Whitlock. Is Whitlock said she was gonna face this fucking hatred I didn't know it was gonna be so out in the open there and what else do we got ah a radio station Philly yeah they fired a woman who interviewed Biden and it was shocking why they had to can her and she was black so you know it had to be pretty bad.

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I had a great point. So much so to help them out, I didn't want to say it. But I was on Crowder last time I was there. And I mentioned how I thought Alex Jones was on the, he zoomed into the show. And I said to Alex, how about we're talking about who could replace him? And I say Newsome Cant, he's a fucking car wreck

defending his record, whatever. I thought it had to be a kind of a high profile liberal guy who has some business sense, who's accomplished something in life, who's made something of their life. Because none of those politicians that we talk about at Democrat, they've never done anything with a life.

So I thought of, first I thought of that Schultz guy Because he's kind of liberal remember his name Schultz the guy is CEO of fucking Starbucks I want to say Schultz. What was it clink? I don't know you idiot. I Thought him he's a billionaire smart guy and socially liberal and I smart guy and socially liberal and I maybe Bezos again he's more again no but but accomplished successful Bayon is so they could say well you know Trump's a billionaire so is this guy whatever I hope they don't use this I'll have to hang myself or Mark Cuban somebody like that somebody with a big yap but they're too smart to get into politics anyways Democrats are offering an optimistic plan that would involve

the president stepping down as the nominee and falling on his face and fracturing his fucking skull good night and the party announcing a blitz primary right out of George Allen of the Redskins playbook. A blitz primary process ahead of the August convention. They're going to say, Joe, they're going to knock on his door and say, all right, get out. Well, where do I get to go? Is there a map? The proposal is the work of Rosa Parks, the black woman sat on a bus like a motherfuck... No. Rosa Brooks, a Georgetown University law professor.

She came up with this and another guy who served in the Obama Clinton administration, so she's a true lib and as a volunteer policy advisor to the Biden campaign in 2020 in Ted Dintersmith. That's all I hear. Look at him. He's got a collection of baby shoes in his attic. Venture capitalists and education philanthropists who has donated to various Democrat campaigns. Their idea goes something like this, according to a memo shared with Semaphore, that's the publication, that has been circulated to Democratic donors and bundlers, so they're serious, as well as officials within the Biden campaign and administration.

This made more sense than what they, boy did this thing blow up in their face. I'm so happy about it biden would step down good luck with that as the democrat nominee in mid july they say bob viden dickhead and announced the new system with backing from vice president kamala harris that's a strike potential candidates would have a few days to throw their respective hats in the ring the democratic party then would begin a primary sprint in which the six candidates who received the most votes from delegates pledged to run positive-only campaigns in the month leading up to the convention. And I think that's where you'd hit a snag with the AOCs and the Squad and all these

far-fucking- left Marxist whores, Bernie Sanders, Warren Pelosi. What? No negative campaigning? That's all they got! They can't campaign on his record! Try making that positive. They're calling it the blitz primary uh... it would involve weekly forums with each candidate moderated by cultural icons big mike obama opera and taylor swift so two black guys and white check oprah uh... and taylor swift

i see what he's doing here because you know i mean they are hooked in with Hollywood and talk about huge followings but it sounds crazy are among the names floated in the memo they told Hillary about it and she said in order to engage voters the nominee would out boy nothing says an informed voter like Oprah or fucking you know what's her name Taylor Swift's crowd the nominee would ultimately be chosen by the delegates using ranked choice voting whatever the fuck that is

before the start of the Chicago Convention on August 19th it would be announced with plenty of fanfare on the third day of the gathering hey thought this out the memo imagines the nominee unveiled on stage with Biden again if he's around Barack Obama and Bill Clinton and they're gonna dig up what same the the the jubra the judge roll out Jimmy Carter no some will break off he He's still alive. Toughest man ever, I swear on my mother's eyes. Who goes into hospice and stays there for two years? According to its authors, the country would be captivated.

Donations would pour in. You're having a wet dream. And Biden would be celebrated as a modern day George Washington. What an insult. Thank you. Well put, my friend what an insult to George Washington so that's the plan it's not that look they don't have many more options that's about the most same thing I've heard from the left

but that part about just running positive campaign what those two people are saying who put this plan together is all you guys are doing is saying Trump's Hitler He's bad democracy there did that because they got nothing they can't run on stupid's record Fucking worst president. That's not hyperbole when Trump says it People on the left are thinking it and the numbers are showing it. They don't have many exits man That sounds you know again but you inject Taylor Swift and Michelle Obama into him you're in deep shit and you know and meanwhile Biden's still today going I'm gonna be there he had

another call to some radio station somebody would be getting canned there too they didn't ask the questions I told them to. Schmuck on wheels. What am I, a schmuck on wheels? That's Maury from Goodfell. Four points over the big, I never agree. Fuck him. Fuck him in his ear. Fucking Mick bastard.

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