The Nick DiPaolo Show - Blue S-Holes Defy Trump | The Nick Di Paolo Show #1799

Episode Date: October 6, 2025

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Thank you. Thank you for settling down, folks. Welcome to the live lineup where you get my show. All these other great shows that are scrolling by for free, and now you get Glenn Greenwald Live, who might be the best one on the whole thing. He's got a resume a mile long. Right here at 7 p.m., right after my show.

So they call it rating. He will raid my show. sounds funny to me if you want to watch it all ad free sign up for Rumble Premium and don't forget to download the Rumble app today I'll be talking about Chicago and Portland all the blue

shitty cities and blue states that just anti-American and suck and we're the first ones we destroy in the Civil War they're just ignoring Trump and putting our federal ICE agents in literally their lives on the line

and doing nothing about it and also dirty Sanchez. Mark Sanchez, known for the rumpfumble, got into a scrap where the guy was driving, you know, he's exchanging oil in restaurants at 3 in the morning, which means I don't know what happened. All as I know is Sanchez went to jail after they let him out of the hospital. He got stabbed. Kind of interesting? I think so. And then we got a Democrat who's running for whatever. It doesn't fucking matter. But, um, He was calling for the murder of a Republican and the guy's kids.

So that's who, that's where they are. And how we're even talking to each other about anything anymore is beyond me. So you get all that and a lot more coming up on the show today. Real quick, as you know, I like to do kind of a rundown of the weekend. How about them New England Patriots, folks? I hate to, I know you're like, Jesus. Go into Buffalo last night, of course, in front of a full. crowd national TV.

And let me tell you something, Drake may outplayed Josh Allen. And he did it by playing just like Josh Allen. Very similar. Rolling out of the pocket, he's great throwing on the run. And Diggs, is it Stefan? There's a bunch of, Stefan. They, he, he used to play for Buffalo. So he put on a show, you could tell.

He was on the sideline leading and stuff. He's like a mature stuff on Diggs now. It's scary. They couldn't cover him. He was making plays, and Drake May he was on the run and threw a dart. It looked like 35, 40 years on a line. It looked just like a Josh Allen play. Like right along the, he did it a couple times.

And anyways, defense looked great and comes down to a field goal with the last few seconds left. It reminded me, folks, and I don't want to, you know, get too excited here. It's definitely a turning point for the Patriots since they've been disappeared in the last few years. But it reminded me when Brady won his first Super Bowl against the Rams. Remember, they were like a two touchdown underdog. And Pat's weren't a two touchdown on dog, but they were big underdog last night. And it kind of reminded me, the new young quarterback pulls off and the kicker comes in like Adam Vetteri did to win it against the Rams. It reminded me of that.

That's a great point if I had a fucking sports show. Here it doesn't mean shit. Thank you to you people. Oh, I might as well get it all the way. socks. But as me and Dallas agreed, their goal was to make the playoffs this year. And let me tell you, if they, and I know

you can't make a seat, but if they had Roman Anthony, it would have been a different series, man. I really, he's that much of a game chance. Anyway, whatever. The Yankees had a pitcher named Schlittler, rookie who struck out, he set a record, struck out 12 or 13 socks, throwing gas

at 101. I mean, with ease. Like, he was throwing that shit with ease. And he looked like a fucking young Nolan Ryan. So they got that to look forward to. Although they went to Toronto this week and took on the ass twice. Ouch.

Oh, Canada. I enjoyed the Yankees getting smacked. Real good. Smack them nice. Anyways, we'll see you next October or September. Whatever. Thank you to you guys who came out to Arlington. Draft House.

One of my favorite gigs. Thank you to Pete. Pete owns it. now. He was the manager. Now he owns a theater. As of May, him and his wife bought it. And he's got a bar that he has been owned for a few years across the street.

And I had a blast. And we got it on tape. The club had a camera and shit. Another guy actually used his, whatever. He's going to splice it together for me, which, I'll let you watch it with me, Dallas. I threw out this, I was working off the cuff.

I was in a good mood. I could feel a good one coming on. You know me. That's not me before a show. I'm usually pacing and spitting on the rug. Anyways, yeah, I had about four drinks of me. And I said, I'm going to fucking cut loose. I'll probably watch and go, we can't put any of this on the air. I'll be hanged.

But it felt good. And I fucking murdered. And then I then had the meet and greet after. And then I go across to Pete's bar after. And there's like a table of people. I think they were at the meet and greet. Most of them had seen me four or five times, they said. And there was one guy there who was Devin Nune

as his communications director. And he goes, we loved you in our office. And I go, does Devin even, he goes, Devin, those who you? I'm like, what the fuck? What's going on here? Which scares me. I'm like, nah. First of all, how do you know me that good?

But anyways, I had some, he was giving me some inside baseball, not things that I can't talk about. Just how I asked him how the Biden stole the election and the Dems. And he told me exactly the game. how they practiced by using California a couple of years earlier. I mean, I said this to him, too. I go, you got to admit one thing.

The left is smarter than the right because they've been playing us like a violin for 40 years. It took Trump to go, what the fuck is going on here? Don't be ashamed of being white. You're right. That's not exactly what he said, but not a...

Yeah, I'm paraphrasing. If you're white, you're right. It's a matter with... So it was fascinating, talking to him and his friends. And I said that Dallas, it's like, If I do a club in St. Louis, the people you meet or hang out at the bar, work at Budweiser or whatever, right? Or, you know, pick any industry, Vermont, or be maple syrup people. I think they like comedy.

Hey, I'm in a sticky situation. Sing, thing. Go ahead. Give it the southern. Wah, wah, wah. Anyhow. So, yes, I had a great time there. Got really drunk.

Drunk like I was a fucking, I was drinking like I was my senior prom in high school. It just felt good. Came off. I had a killer set, got it all on tape, and I'm like,

fucking give me a shot of that shit. Give me a shot of that. This sucks. Give me another. No hecklers? No. Not that I can remember. I don't think so.

These people, these people, I said to them, I said, because Arlington's right on the edge. It's only 15 minutes from D.C. right so it's right on the edge

so I said even in Arlington I bet you most of it's blue I said you guys are like when you pick a panhandling all the shit falls through and have a couple nuggets they came to the show the people that like me no they were they were well behaved and the place looks better Pete fixed it up and stuff

but it was a good gig also that's about it I think I figured out my bathroom incident how it happened. I was laying in bed since it happened. I've been laying in bed going what went on. And you guys are laugh. I really think this is true, though. I'm not big.

I don't drink water during the day. I force myself to drink Gatorade. I don't even like that. I'd never get thirsty. I could play two games of hoop in 100 degree weather and then eat a pizza without having a drink. I'm fucking, my family's like that. They're fucking weird like that.

Anyhow. I remember, and it was like three or four days before the incident, I remember eating about a half a box of trisket with cheese, like slices of American cheese on them. Gee, why don't you just weld my assholes shut? I spackled my own asshole shut. I really think that's what it was, because I know I don't drink enough water.

You can't do that. And I don't know why I'm filling you guys in on this gross shit. And the first time it happened, which was like a year ago, same thing. I made nachos in the microwave and only had about a pound of sharp cheddar cheese on them. I wonder why I'm giving birth to triplets.

I had to cut the cord on this one. My wife had to perform an apisiotomy. She had to cut my ass all. Can you imagine? I'm talking you, fucks. All right. Anyhow, any he.

all right, let's get on with it. I killed enough. But again, thank you. When you guys come out, it still makes me laugh that people take a shower and stuff and come out. You know, I mean, seriously, that's what we appreciate the most. Somebody took the time to buy tickets a few weeks ago. Actually, well, I don't know if you guys shower. It's my show. But anyways, I can't tell how much it means to me at this stage of my life. You know, I get about a week left. Let's go. Let's get started and I'm going to do this. I'm going to give you the story. I did this on purpose. I'm going to give you the first draft of the story, which I read like Sunday morning, right? And then I'm going to give you the second draft that night just to show you how much lying

goes on and how, you know, only some places stay on top of the stories. Chicago cops cower, which is a little inaccurate. They were, but I'll tell you what. I mean, they were told. Chicago police officers en route to help federal agents who are being surrounded and menaced by an angry mob of ICE protesters was seemingly ordered, seemingly, by their chief of patrol to stand down and not provide assistance, stunning dispatch, audio, and internal, wait a minute. Am I reading the, do I have these in the right order? This is the first one, right?

Yeah. What's the second one called? What was this one called? A coward. Oh. The group of agents, the group of agents was conducting a routine patrol in the city's south side on Saturday when they were attacked, literally, it was clipped of it, and rammed by vehicles and boxed in by

10 cars. Who said that? The Department of Homeland Security said that. See, that's the difference between Dems of Republic. You can go online and see the actual shit. The agents were on patrol about 15 miles from the anti-ice protests that have been simmering for several days outside the ice processing center in the show. Chicago suburb of Broadview when the attack began.

Once they attempted to flee, ice, you know, their trapped vehicle, a woman later found to be toting a semi-automatic weapon attempted to run the officers down, but was shot by police. Hope they got her right in the you know what. That's right, the bum. Wow. Local cops are initially ready to help the agent.

but were ordered to stand down by the chief of patrol, according to the shocking dispatch audio transmissions. It said, young male Hispanic, wearing all black, wanted for the hit and run. This guy fled from the scene, a female dispatcher Blares, in response to a call for help by the surrounded ICE agents on audio shared by X alerts. When the offending vehicle crashed, they ran the federal agents off the road, then they fled on foot, Westbound. Is the second article going to be different?

I feel like I'm giving it all the way here. Yeah, there's enough going on. There's more details. All right. This is what happens while you're preparing the story. You've got one eye on the Patriots, another eye on a fucking hockey game and girls' field hockey. A male voice then comes on the radio channel telling the dispatcher, okay, to direct offices to head to the scene and, I quote, stay put a few blocks away. Mind you, this is federal agents surrounded by an angry mob.

It's way more dangerous when you see it than when you just read it. And await further instruction, which she relays. A few seconds later, the male voices heard again saying, tersely, per the chief of patrol, clear everybody out. We're not responding over there. The female dispatcher then tells officers on the way to the distress call, per the chief of patrol, all units clear out from there. We're not sending anybody out to that location.

Just let that sink in for a second. And then that fat fuck Pritchka has the balls to go. Trump's un-American and addictive. Think about that for a second. The Chicago Police Department disputed the claims saying its officers were on the scene. Translation, the lion fucks, to clarify misinformation currently circulating,

CPD officers did in fact respond to the shooting scene involving federal authorities on Saturday to maintain public safety and traffic control. Remember that statement. The department said in a statement. This is why I'm doing both sides here. The Chicago Police Department will always, this is a quote from them,

respond to anyone who is being attacked or is under the threat of physical harm. The department added. For instance, I mean, excuse me, for incidents involving federal immigration enforcement, CPD supervisors will respond to the scene and determine the appropriate course of action in accordance with the city laws.

Even then they word it so, we'll go there, but then we'll decide. We'll evaluate. And even if they did that, they evaluated that they weren't in trouble. They just... He's lying. Dallas did do that.

black thing with his head that women, black women do? That creep me right out. Ten cars have surrounded the federal agents, Trump officials said. Okay, so that's the first version, folks, right? And this might have a little overlap, but again, that was in the morning. Then later that night, sit down and see what's the latest. Chicago cops told to stand down is what I call this, because that's what it says right in the with proof, by the way.

It says, but two senior Chicago police sources told Fox News the department's statement was false and that internal communications tell a very different story. Oh, you're making it up, Republicans. Oh, yeah? Well, sit tight, douche. One ranking source told Fox News that the Chicago Police Department's statement is,

and I quote, not true, pointing to legit dispatch audio. That's what's funny about these dumb Democrat fucks. They lie on camera, not knowing two weeks later it's going to bite him in the ass. They lie like this, not knowing there's audio out there in a police radio. The second ranking police department, source told Fox News, their statement is cover their ass bullshit. Okay? That's a cop telling you.

The IRT team was called off while they were en route to handle the shit. shooting, the ETs were told to disregard. I'm so irate about it. I filed a FOIA request last night. The second source added, in quotes. I have never been more embarrassed to be a former member of this department with the current leadership in place. And he's talking about fat boy, blowjob Pritzker,

and every from him under, he's just a fat slob, rich dumb fuck, who really thinks after this last election that this shit's going to get he thinks he's going to run for president and if you know what his rating is as a mayor right now guys want to guess

how about 6% how about 6% not mayor I'm sorry governor I'm sorry even worse governor for you're Latinos for you're Polish

I don't know department with current leadership I feel for the men and women. This is a guy who used to be, you know, but he's a source still in the ranks. He goes, I feel for the men and women left behind. Forced to work under these cowards as their command. Don't forget, don't forget, seriously,

can imagine being surrounded and you don't have support coming from your cops, the local cops, you know. But again, and then again, it's a sanctuary city and a blue state and all that other whore shit. way, before I forget, Trump sent a bunch more. This was later last night of this morning. He sent more National Guard from Texas into Illinois, right? 400 more. In Portland, he sent California National Guard from, and they're going, that's unconstitutional, all this fucking horseshit. One of the sources also provided guidance.

for interpreting the dispatch audio, explaining that. The guy's going to actually explain the numbers that you can hear in the audio. 9-99 is the watch commander of the 9th district. That's where the shit went down. Initially, he said they were going to meet a bit of a distance away from the location, obviously to give proper instructions, the source said.

Then he got back on and told them not to go. That is the lieutenant. He was obviously given instructions and changed what he. So, yeah, the guy above him, chief of police, who went ahead of police, he gets it from the frickin governor.

Just followed up the chain. And the thing is, folks, the poor black people in those horrible neighborhoods in Chicago, they're actually applauding, they said, ICE being there and shit. So like I said,

if the Democrats ever went an election in the next 100 years, Republicans, you deserve to fucking lose. Because remember, again, this country is still center-right as much as you want. Once again, I'll remind you the media. You don't have to. You guys know it's a 98% limp.

So they make you think that they exist way more than they do. And the internet actually does that too. He was obviously given instructions and changed what he initially said from go there to do not go there. Okay. If that's a fact, tell me. Am I lying? Hmm. It's me fighting with the wife, and I said, you clog the toilet.

What? The source further explained that 900, that number would be a commander, and 962, Dallas would be a tactical sergeant, which I was in the Eagle Scouts, which are plain clothes units. That means they don't buy stuff. They buy it off the rack. The source said officers had responded but had to leave because of the order. See that? So the cops want to do their jobs. The scene was chaotic and they were obviously blocked in, the source said.

That's another quote. One of the drivers accused of ramming into the law enforcement vehicle was armed with a semi-automatic weapon, according to the Department of Homeland Security Assistant Secretary Tricia McLaughlin, seen here leaving my house. That's right. I have a flag in my kitchen. She's a friend of the wives. Secretary Tricia McLaughlin, who also said officers were unable to move and, and I quote,

were forced to deploy their weapons and fire defensive shots at an armed U.S. citizen. You have, that's really civil war now, isn't it, if you want to think about it? Isn't it? A civilian fighting our military. at a federal level. I mean, right? Technically, that's a beginning of a civil woman. The armed woman, I wonder if she's been in the country for eight minutes,

a U.S. citizen identified as Marmar Martinez. There she is as a man. Now she looks like that. That's untrue. That guy, I'm trying to think of who he looks like, and I just realized. I was learning the solo to Tuesday's gone

and the guy plays it unbelievable looks like that guy that's irrelevant I don't give a fuck that's morticia on the right the armed woman a U.S. citizen identify again as Marmar Martinez

was named in a customs in an ICE intelligent bulletin DHS wrote in a statement she allegedly docks to agents I'll ask again do you have a job when do you do this shit. You know, doxing people, you have to dig deep.

Hey, whore, do you do you do anything else with your life? Why are you so on here? Get out of my country. Get the fuck out. She allegedly doxed agents and posted online in quotes, hey, to all my gang, let's fuck those motherfuckers up. Nice mouth. You blow your dad with it. Don't let them take anyone. And you know where she got that? And you know why she thinks that's all right to say? Remember, Talib, right after Trump got elected or reelected, I can't remember. Remember he goes, she said something, let's something this motherfucker.

Remember right after? McLaughlin said no law enforcement officers were seriously injured during the incident, adding that the woman involved drove herself to the hospital to get care for wounds, especially the ax room between her. Nah, fuck it. That's not a... No need to go there. Oh, fuck it, I'm always going there.

Don't worry about that one, though. The driver of another vehicle identified by D.H. I'm so excited. DHS is my high school. How the fuck can I do it? Davis High School, Department of Homeland Security. The other driver was identified as Anne H. Of West Hollywood.

Anthony Ian Santos Ruiz was allegedly involved in the ramming and has been apprehended by law and for Hispanics in Chicago not trying to tell us how to run our country anyhow like I said here's some audio here's the difference between the left and the right here's some audio oh they probably made it up with AI of the dispatch

of you know of you know stand down and let our fucking friends die that are trying to save the country. Go ahead. Okay. Any kind of pressure of wearing hair style? Just younger male Hispanic. I'm floating all black?

No, here's style. Okay. 10th floor. And why don't for the hit and Ron? This guy fled from the scene at 37th place in Katsi. It all occurred started at I-55 in Katsi. Then they flipped southbound at Katsi where that offending vehicle crashed.

They ran the federal agent off the road. They fled on... Was. Ran the Federal. agent off the road, then ran on foot. Get out of their car. Go ahead. Westbound, 37th place. From Katsy, it was a male Hispanic younger wearing all black

clothing. 90, man? Yeah, and the car's in the direction. Have them stay foot, two or three blocks. Away, all right? I have them hold tightens. I'll give you further direction, please. Okay, so forth our MPD is responding to 39th place in Kezi per 999 if you guys can just so the unit's responding to 39th

in place in Kezi if you guys can start heading there as quick as you can and then just hold tight for instructions with 999 you're we just that big 99 999 999 so the chief of patrol clear everybody up we're not responding over there radio tip and again per the chief of patrol we have all the units that per 999 chief patrol said all units clear out from there we're not sending anybody over to that location 62 we're going to clear out as soon as we can spot we're like locked in over here so we're going to do the best we can to get out of here as soon as we can set it what three four times head over there but you know don't engage stand uh

Did you hear that, folks? They said it like three or four times. We're not going to send people over there. Think about that. Your husband and your wife or your family members are out there. And this is, don't forget, the whole purpose is to get dangerous people

off the streets, illegals and shit. Like I said, Republicans, if you can't make hay on this, that audio, excuse me, and this video, you can see the cars ramming and shit, that should be every ad

come the midterms. Which it is, because Trump has his shit together this time as far as using the Internet. He's got great people surrounding him and stuff. And the fact that his approval isn't like 98% is beyond me. Like I said, if this isn't how a Civil War starts, how does it start? Because, again, it's common sense versus insanity. I got to believe that's what happened in Rome and everywhere. else. Rochester? Buffalo.

After the game last night. Yeah, there you go. Fat Pritzker, that fat fucking dope. Fat slobbed. Dumb is a bag of shit. I'm guessing his family made the billions. He had nothing to do with it. I could be wrong. Anyways, I hope his cholesterol is through the roof. Fucking fat fuck. All right. Let's go, Dallas. Let's move it on. Everybody knows you never go full retar.

Ooh, and our West Coast stupid tonight, President Trump on Sunday deployed 300 California National Guard troops to Portland, Oregon. Why anybody would go to that state or anything? And it's a beautiful state it was once. And I remember watching that turn blue. I'm going, wait a minute, that's like Hunter. There's nice woods and, right?

Rivers and streams. Anyways, National Guard troops to Portland, Oregon. And you know why, by the way, you know how I blame on all this, the hippie generation of 60s? Those cocksuckers, they spawned a couple more generations of assholes. And it's been metastasizing ever since. National Guard troops to Portland, Oregon, defying a federal order blocking the move. As Golden State Governor Gavin Newsom vowed to sue in, he's going to sue Trump in response to send those National Guards from California

to Oregon. Bitch. Dallas is like, shut that off. I've heard enough. After a federal court blocked, he has a new baby. After a federal court blocked his attempt to federalize

the Oregon National Guard, Donald Trump is deploying 300 Gallabonia National Guard personnel into Oregon. Newson said in a post on X, later calling the order un-American. What the fuck do you know? The first instinct, the first reaction everybody has when they see your face is communist.

So who's the un-American one, you stupid ass? It's un-American to try to help save cities that you trashed with your policies, putting taxpayers in danger by releasing criminal. criminals on the street, you stupid fucking spoiled white fucking jerk off. Now to Tom with the weatherer is built. Delicious. Later calling the order on the matter. They're on their way there now.

We are taking this fight back to court. That's the only place you know how to fight is in court. The public cannot stay silent in the faith. The public, the majority of it, is applauding. They're not staying silent. they're blowing horns and shooting their guns in there like a wedding and Dave Rad. Stay silent in the face of such reckless authoritarian conduct by the president of the United States. You know, you keep saying, it's so funny.

I saw somebody go on the street and asked these people at protests, what's the fascist? And they can't even fucking define it, authoritarian. They don't even know what it is. Or Nazi. Or Nazi. A couple people said, Bill Belichick when he quotes the pet. Yeah, look at the result. ultra-terrific.

I haven't. And we on the right, this is, and I told you this last week, when somebody makes that claim, you go, well, I guess I like authoritarianism. Whatever it takes, as your fucking hero, Malcolm X. It said, by any means necessary. And by the way, this isn't

even authoritarian or fascist. Anyways, they stay silent, reckless, authoritarian. Newsom's fiery threats comes hour after he blew a a Cub Scout in his garage, we have the footage. No.

Fiery threat comes hours after federal judge temporarily halted the Trump administration from sending 200 Oregon National Guard troops to the war-ravaged city that has been under siege by anti-ice agitators for more than 100 straight days. U.S. district judge, Karen, that Karen, by the way, is K-A-R-I-N. So you know her mother was a douchebag. There she is. Judge Karen Emmergut.

A Trump nominee, by the way. Once again, another strike on females in power. Nick, don't... Okay, like I said, Judge Judy, I love her. Ruled Saturday that deploying... Oh, and Winsome Sears,

I like the Black Lieutenant Governor of Virginia. I think we're showing her later on, right? A Trump nominee ruled Saturday that deploying active duty troops to Portland, the judge this judge has, would not only violate the U.S. Constitution,

but defy federal law, barring military involvement in domestic law enforcement. You fucking who. Oh, take it easy. Yeah, that's it. Go home. Get my dinner ready. See, now Trump went over the top of that. Get my dinner ready.

I like McDonald's. I like Taco balls. She also said that Trump's order, again, appointee. Trump, comedy did not reflect the reality of the protest taking place at the immigration processing facility in South Portland. I got to believe this footage out there that says otherwise, if there's been a hundred days of it, it's probably out there.

I haven't seen it yet. Friggin' broads. She's literally a Karen. A white lib. Well, she's not a little. Lib of Trump, but they know what to say to get nominated and then to get in there and then they show their true colors, which is commie red. Overall, the protests was small and uneventful she wrote in her ruling.

Yeah, tell that to the ones in Chicago that was surrounded by a fucking angry mob, a girl with a gun and ramming them in their car. I understand you're talking about Portland. The president's determination was simply untethered to the facts. Oh, I wonder what Trump did when he read that this weekend. The White House defended Trump's order saying he exercised his, in quote, lawful authority. President Trump exercised his lawful authority to protect federal assets. He could just say federal asses.

And personnel in Portland following violent riots and attacks on law enforcement. Remember during the George Floyd shit? Remember what was going on in Portland? didn't they torture fucking police station? I confuse all my shithole blue cities. Anyways, President Trump will not turn a blind eye to the lawlessness

plaguing American cities since June unruly protests of ravaged Portland with Antifa. I like to say Antifa because I'm from France. Antifa mobs in bizarre costumes swarming and vandalizing

in ICE detention center and violently clashing with federal agents. So I guess Trump, look, we have footage. Why would you go to a protest dressed in that thing? They really are mentally ill fucking losers. And that's why they're angry and they hate America. They just don't fit in.

I say get the ovens going. Crank them up. Crank the fucking up. What kind of ovens, Nick? You know, the ones that Viking sells. No? What's the other one? What's the other big name?

I don't know. Federal immigration officials said the facilities has endured nightly attacks with agitators hurling bottle rockets and rocks at the building, while local police reportedly providing minimal support or any enforcement at all. I say this calls for action and now.

Protests have also followed ICE staff to their home. All right, that's where. Open season. rubber bullets again I don't understand where's the don't they have a machine gun that shoots rubber bullets an automatic weapon seriously I'm asking again where is that well that's their that's their First Amendment right to do that yes and like you always say when when the right is using their First Amendment rights you always say and we have a right to respond to that well respond to it with fire again non-lethal German Shepherds worked well in fire hoses.

They still see a protest in Europe? They break out that fire hose. It's tremendous. And who needs a bath more than protesters from France? P.U. No douchey, no shabby. Protesters have also followed ICE staff to their home and doxed employees. Portland ICE officer director, Camilla Wamsley, told Fox News this week. In response to the ongoing unrest,

Trump on Friday ordered his administration to identify federal funds to cut in Portland. That's what Dallas you were talking about. And I better see some action, Pam Bondi. The Department of Justice, I better see you guys at Pritzkizor. By the way, this weekend, Nome was in, was it Chicago or Portland?

They wouldn't let her use a bathroom. It was Illinois. she needed to use a bathroom at the like I not the ice facility I forget where she was they wouldn't let her use it uh Dallas because well she can pee in my mouth I don't want to say that on the show we get kids watch I hear him over his smack to his lips sick bastard his administration to identify federal funds to cut in Portland U.S. Attorney General Pam Bond they also launched an investigation into the I don't want it

investigation, or if you're doing an investigation, it's supposed to end with cops. You guys said you would arrest anybody interfering with ICE. Did you not? Or am I making that up? Well, you better start doing that. I don't give it. It's Pritzko, whoever the fuck. Or you're going to lose support from us.

You know what I'm saying? You got to have some, you got to hold people accountable. Let's lighten it up with a story about almost. murder. This is kind of sports related because it's a well-known former NFL player. Did you guys hear about this? I call the story the Dirty Sanchez. Yuck.

A 69-year-old who was allegedly assaulted by Mark Sanchez in Indianapolis and then stabbed the former Jets quarterback, you know, he said it was in self-defense, has been pictured bloody and battered in his hospital bed. He had the story. You got the picture of him in the bed? Look at this. When I first read this story, it came across.

All it said was Sanchez, former jet, stabbed, like walking home late at night in Indianapolis. And I've been there. It's a little seedy in places. Look at this. This 69-year-old guy. Look at the gash on his face. So who had the knife?

He must have got it away from it. That's got to come out. Either that or, you know, Sanchez is a vampire. Grisly photos show the alleged victim who reportedly got into an altercation with Sanchez. This is so weird this story. Shortly after midnight on Saturday morning, wearing a neck brace and he's wearing it in the hospital. He didn't get in a fight with him the way they wrote it like he had a neck brace on. And Sanchez says, I don't like that.

Take it off. Fuck you. And they get into a phone. wearing a neck brace and covered in blood with savage wounds to his cheek and jaw. I want to hear, they never tell you how the, his family says he was cut in the fight, but how family? And it went through his cheek. That has to be the knife and hit his tongue.

It has to be true because Fox 59 anchor Angela Ganoet said that. She'd never lie. Sharing the picture on social media. the grease truck driver Nick what did you just say I said the grease truck driver you're not old enough Dallas but there was a DJ who was almost like

I think he was big in California no he had a national show late at night he was called the grease man fuck I don't know I brought that up I had a kill time the grease truck driver identified solely by his initials PT had reportedly

parked his truck in an alley while he was collecting cooking oil from a nearby hotel. So this guy, right there, he's 69 years old. It's after midnight. He's in an alley collecting oil, you know, cooking oil. So he's a hardworking old dude. You know what I mean? Right there you can sort of tell that he didn't start this, I don't think,

from a nearby hotel when Sanchez approached him, according to the affidavit. P.T., that's the old guy, did not have his hearing aids in because his truck is very loud when he is exchanging the frying oil for the hotel. You know, they replaced it with Pam. So he had to lean in close to Mr. Sanchez to hear him. We have footage of him doing that.

Well, what? I think I would have punched him. him too. Anyways, when P.T. Barnum leaned in, he stated that Mr. Sanchez smelled of alcohol and his speech was slurred. You know, those Latinos, they get drunk, they get crazy. Shortly afterward, this six foot two, 230 pounds, you're going to forget, you forget, even quarterbacks in the NFL, you know, you're getting a street fight, you're fighting

a big dude. They're bigger now than he when he played. 6-2.2.30, he's 38 years old. He's fighting a guy 31 years older than him. Allegedly hurled the driver against a wall before throwing him to the ground, at which point the driver said he stabbed, he stabbed Sanchez in self-defense. Sanchez, at this point, when I got the story, remained in the hospital in stable condition, and he was charged with battery resulting in bodily injury.

unauthorized entry of a motor vehicle and public intoxication, endangering the life of another. Now, I went on to read, I don't have any, but I went on to read, it said Sanchez was trying to run sprints in the alley, and this guy's truck was in the way. Really? It's around midnight, and you're in a dirty alley running sprints?

The whole thing is just fucking weird. I know. It really is. I want somebody to look into this. It's fascinating. Out of all the guys that have played in the NFL, first of all, a quarterback will be last to me on the list

of getting into a scrape. Although we have had some actually get killed. What's the guy who dated a Dave and Buster's waitress? Black quarterback for the Titans. I can never remember his name. Anyways, he dated some. crazy bitch, ended up shooting him to death. We got to get more on that, like you said.

The article said he was running sprint. And this poor guy's deaf. He can't, and I guess Sanchez wanted him to move the truck. What's that? But he's drunk also. Oh, of course. Mexican. Mexican.

Probably Cuban, Puerto Rican. I don't know. Or maybe Mexican. Yeah. as I used to say on stage. What's the difference? A half a gram? People would go crazy. Any he.

My teeth hurt today. Coffee break. I said literally last night because I didn't drink coffee all weekend when I was in, you know what? And I came home yesterday, he didn't have any. Because I thought it dehydrate you, which you can. There's a caffeine's a diuretic, but I read.

And about eight articles, I always read about eight of them. That's why I don't understand people go to Yelp for reviews. I'll never understand that. I'm going to go to a restaurant. Let me look on Yelp. And, you know, one person goes, it's the best food we ever have. And then the next guy goes, I shit blood. They were rude.

When we buy a, I can't believe it. When we buy a big, you know, what's the word I'm looking for? Kitchen appliance or something to the house. The wife will go through reviews. and I go, you're going to find one that cancels out the good one. I don't understand that for the life of me why people do that.

Yeah, but the good one's outnumber the, it's because the fucking people who are negative like me too lazy to get on. What's the matter with you? You married me. What's the matter with you? Anyhow. Yeah, let's lighten it up a bit. Some sports.

What? Sports. What? Sports. Sports. Oh, boy. College football. The hyperbole is done.

Now we can finally play the game. Look at that. Oh, my goodness. One man. Goodbye. Hello, Haskin. Intercepted by Teague, George Teague, to the end zone left down. Oh, God gives me chills.

He said once, Keith Jackson, how do you sum up a rivalry between Michigan and Ohio State? Well, it's about not. liking somebody since about 1969. 1939, I fucked it up. Son of a bitch. Let's take a real quick.

Look, I know there's some people out there. We have alpha males in our crowd and some lesbians that like football, I hope. I got a few gay fans, by the way. I've never met him or heard it from him, but I'm assuming. No, I have.

Actually had, I performed in Maine. The count's kind of gay. Anyway, but I never forget this. This was five, six years ago. My buddy Zook was with me. A kid comes up to me after the show. He was transitioning. Now, I can't remember if he was transitioning from a woman to a guy.

Oh, he was a girl transitioning to, I can't remember. But he was a lead singer of a band, and he was a big fan of mine, or she was. I still can't remember which way. And gave me a CD of their music. And I was with Zook on the way home. We pop it in. It was fucking, he was the guitarist. He was great.

I don't know what I did with it. I think I threw it. When he got to the border, I threw it in the woods. No, he was fucking great. It had the word dynamite in it. Anyhow, I dated him a couple weeks. Didn't work out. Here we go.

Real quick, folks. Oh, thank you. Top 25, whatever. Not all of them play, folks. Again, college football is so frigging good. Most of the teams that are ranked this weekend did what they were supposed to do. South Florida, oh, God, I can't.

Can't make that bigger, huh? No? Come on, you can. Yeah, go full screen. Yeah, you don't need me. The fuck. There you go. Charlotte kicked the shit.

I mean, they lost to South Florida, was ranked 24. Then you got BYU, who is 18 in the country. They beat up in West Virginia. Here's an upset. 22, ranked Iowa State, ranked number 22, lost 38 to 30 to Cincinnati. Cincinnati's always tough. Then you got, you don't want to Cincinnati, by the way, folks? The tight end there, Kelsey, what's his face?

Anyways, Illinois, number 17 in the country, whipped Purdue like they were supposed to. Kentucky played number 10, Georgia, and got, smoke by Georgia. And then Michigan by two touchdowns. They're ranked 15th over Wisconsin. And look at that. And then Virginia, number 19, Virginia, who they beat real big last? Huh? Yeah, Florida State last week, who was eighth at that time. They beat Louisville, who's unranked, but that's never an easy game, right? 30, 27. And then Vanderbilt, who's ranked 20th. They got beat up pretty good by Alabama, who's eight. And they looked like Alabama.

And Vanderbilt's good this year. Notre Dame smoked Boise State. They're 16th. Number six, Oklahoma, kicked the shit out of Kent State. Number nine, Texas Tech, 35 to 11 over Houston. Number five, Texas A&M. 31-9 over Mississippi State.

Number one, Ohio State did what they're supposed to do to Minnesota, 42 to 3. This is how, Dallas, this is creepy. I watched this game. I can't remember if I watched it all. Because I see the final score. Miami ranked number two, 28, against Florida State, ranked 25, Miami 28, 22.

I don't remember if I watched it all. And there was a couple other last night. I couldn't remember who won. Not as well watch them again. It's like brand new. And the last one is Memphis. They're 22 in the country. I can't read that.

anyways they beat up on Tulsa the big one folks and I'm glad Dallas reminded the big one Penn State what were they rank going in 8th 7th playing UCLA who hadn't won a game

they were 0 and 4 and UCLA kicked the crap out of them with a new head coaching right interim an interim coach and that guy Franklin the head coached the head coach of Penn State.

Bye-bye. I don't know what his contract situation is. He's never won the big one. And I know for in my brain, and I'll be, I bet you 90% of the writers agree with me. Penn State was not prepared for this. They were still thinking about last week when one of the biggest games of Penn State's careers in the last 30 years and they got the shit kicked out of by Oregon. So they were having a hangover, I think.

They had to. Either way, that is, I wonder if they'll be ranked. Probably, but it should be 24th, 23rd. All right, let's move on. There are white niggers. I've seen a lot of white niggers in my time.

Oh, watch your mouth, Senator Bird, Democrat's racist. Virginia, oh, speaking of Democrat races. Excuse me. Virginia Democrat attorney. General hopeful. I'll say that again. It's a black fellow, Democrat, trying to become the Attorney General in Virginia. He's running for it. Jay Jones. J.J. He looks like, again, he looks like if Tiger Woods and Obama had a son. Does he not? Yeah. Is being pressured to drop

out of the race after text messages revealed he apparently fantasized. This is a guy trying to run for Attorney General. That's top cop about a Republican lawmaker being fatally shot. That's what he was fantasizing about. In a social media post on Saturday, Governor Glenn Yonkin, he's a Republican, he's very good, called out Jones for the text messages he is accused of sending in 2022 that showed him wishing a now former State House Speaker Todd Gilbert and his children would be killed. This violent, disgusting rhetoric targeted at an elected official and his children is beyond disqualifying. This is Yonkins' quote.

Jay Jones said that Gilbert gets two bullets to the head. These are quotes from Jay Jones and then hoped his children would die. Winsome Sears, Lieutenant Governor of Virginia, who's great. I see her as a possible president someday. she's whiter than I am well not physically but you know intellectually and eloquent and she showers and she's clean

you know like Biden said Winston Sears lieutenant governor of Virginia calls out Democrat leader over Jay Jones a bombshell leak here is Miss Winston Sears who by the way has a tremendous telemarketing team because I'm getting hit up 11 times a day

for money for her. I said, for Christ's sake, I sent you a six-pack of old duels last year. Lay off. Here she is talking about Jay Jones's remarks and the Democrats. Calls for hate and violence are coming from the mouths of the Democrat Party's leaders. And Jay Jones is just the most recent and his wish for violent acts the most clear. So if you can't solve a problem, you can't name it, but I will. And here and now, the leadership of the Democrat Party has become consumed with hate. Thank you, Detective. The enemy is among us, devouring us in Virginia and in America today, Sears said in a fiery speech,

Jay Jones fantasizes about murdered little children die. He actually said, dying in the arms of the mother. Here he is playing the game, the white man's game, putting a tie and suit on to hide his filthy fucking instincts as a you know what, a fella, a person of color. And again, we know not all of them are. As somebody once said, I know, the 99% ruin for the one. Fantasize about murdered little children lying lifeless

and their mother's arms. That was a quote from him. And yet he runs for Attorney General, our Chief Law Enforcement Officer. Can you imagine? You ever warning me cotsucker, you know that? After the text were revealed the Republican attorneys

General Association, that's Raga. Raga. Muffin. Raga Muppin. I don't even know what that is. My mother used to say. He looked like a Raga Muffin. And I go, you look like Puerto Rican whore.

Called on John. to immediately withdraw his candidacy. In addition, Vice President J.D. Vance and House Speaker Mike Johnson are also calling on Jones to step out of the race, the outlet reported. Johnson stated there is no conceivable justification for wishing violence against a political opponent and their children. Here are the text. I can't read the ones in blue.

Which one's he? He's the one in the gray. Oh, he is? blue is the you read the blue i'll read the gray they say they say nice things about everyone l-o-l and then jay says if those guys die before me i will go to their funerals to piss on their graves send them out a wash and something jane jones jones sincerely he says three people two bullets gilbert hitler and polpot gilbert gets two bullets to the head spoiler put gilbert in the crew with the two worst people you know and he receives both bullets every time.

He's not even fucking funny. Jay, please stop. Jay, please stop. Said his conscience. Then Jay says, L-O-L, okay, okay. It really bothers me when you talk about hurting people or wishing death on them. Oh, that's somebody else covering their ass.

And they followed up. You weren't simply asking questions, and you know it. And he goes, I generally was. I wasn't attacking you. I was trying to understand your logic. Who's he talking to? Oh, go ahead. You weren't trying to understand.

You were talking about hoping Jennifer Gilbert's children would die. Yes, I've told you this before. Only when people feel pain personally do they move on policy. He has the nerve. And you know why he has the nerve, folks? For all the black kiss-assing we've been doing for the last hundred years and not, you know, not able to speak honestly about race. And, you know, it's like spoiling a child.

They grew up to be rotten. Again, I'm talking about a small percentage. But this is what I'm saying. Show me a white politician that said something, the equivalent of that. I don't, go, go, and you're going to go, oh, what are you kidding me? A bird. I don't give a fuck. Still not as heinous as that.

Look, you're full of shit. Whatever. Whatever. I think we're going to hold it there. with today. I'm at the 58, right? Good. Yes, let's hold it there today.

We'll leave this for tomorrow. I'll just give you the headline, so maybe you'll tune in. Help, gay people are cooking me. Did you hear what I said? Some guy thought gay people were trying to cook him. Of course, he was sitting behind me in 1D. Anyways, that's it, ladies and gentlemen, for a Monday. Don't forget my tour dates.

I got one left for this year, unless Tommy adds another one or whatever. I had so much fun Friday night that I'm like, I got to do this again. I didn't want to, I had a blast. Again, with all the, you know, anyways, October 16th, Zanies in Nashville. What's today?

7th? Yeah, 60. 10 days from now. Working like a Springsteen. Go to the merchandise page at nickdip.com and buy something. The proceeds go to 10% go to breast cancer research. No, not really. That's what I used to sell when I sold my CDs.

And they go, really? And I go, yeah, I get the girls drunk with that money you gave me. I try to get their bras on. Ooh, look at Dallas. Cameo. Hit me up on Cameo, folks. I'm fairly cheap. People send it, you know, if your husband's a fan or your wife's a fan or your kids a fan,

you can use it as a birthday gift and I've had some people do it. One guy played my cameo at his wedding. God, I love my fans. Looking for divorce on the same day. Incredible. Camio.com and also Glenn Greenwall is coming up next.

Glenn Greenwald live. Great show. And I'm not just saying that. That guy's been all over TV and everything else. is that it does that's it you guys think it i'll say you're very welcome we'll see you back here at the same time tomorrow have a good rest of the day everybody hi good night everybody We're going to be.

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