The Nick DiPaolo Show - Bombshells From IRS Whistleblowers | Nick Di Paolo Show #1431

Episode Date: July 20, 2023

In this episode right leaning comedian Nick Di Paolo talks about the IRS whistleblowers and more! Like what you hear?  Get TWICE as much "Nick Di Paolo Show", full episodes of Steven Crowder’s “Louder with Crowder” show and more on Mug Club! Sign up today to get all their content at https://NickDiPaoloShow.com and use the promo code NICKDIP to get your first month FREE! For Tour Dates, Merch, stand-up clips and more visit https://nickdip.com 

The Paul Trofals studies at the University of Wisconsin show that you'll probably live longer if you love only one man or woman at a time. But it is all right to alternate. Help. How you doing, folks? That's back when people in LA know how to write jokes and shit. Even the game shows are funnier than the sitcoms now.

Oh, that's right, Disney's going to scold you and give you lessons. Glad I don't have kids. I don't say that as a cop. I regret it. A lot of days I'm like, I feel sad that I didn't contribute. But most of the days I'm like, I don't have time to watch Disney turn my kids into fruit cups. Anyhow, what? You've got plenty of time, asshole.

You're a comedian. Listen, that's not the point. I corrupt other kids' minds. You know that. Good to be with you, ladies and gentlemen. It's the final day of the week. It's a Thursday for me in Dallas. It's about a nice balmy 97 out there.

Ooh, humidity's fucking Vietnam-like. Dallas is air-conditioned. Guy's fixing it right now. Last night he told me he slept at a woman's shelter. Nothing to do with the AC. He just followed a woman in there. Yeah. I get the fucking, I'm the same thing.

I got the central air. And it's not, it's barely doing the job. I'm uncomfortable when it's over 70 in a room. I get squirrely. And it's 75 in my living room. And my wife, that's because I said, did I say this yesterday? I said, we had 98 degree days last year.

Do you understand it wasn't 70 something? The compressor's not giving it its all or there's a dirty filter, so it's not the, mm-hmm. Anyways, so I'm sitting there last night with an oscillating fan like it's 1969, blowing as I got one nut dangling out of my gym shorts. You cool that one nut down, it cools the rest,

it's amazing. Anyways, and let me tell you something. I prefer, and it's not brutal down here, I have not complained, I mean, because I've lived in humidity and heat, and you know, this isn't, like I said, 1968, we fucking actually work indoors now, I mean, how to avoid the heat, except for those poor bastards, ever see them on the highway with a weed whacker today? And they're wearing the fucking thing across their... What are you, got pollen problems? Why would you do that? God help us. I'm glad I sit here and pretend to do a TV

show and get paid. It's a fucking internet show. And I don't get paid. Well, I do. I found out something interesting. We have sprinklers in our front lawn that I didn't know my wife had put in when the sod was laid.

I go, I sounded like Arthur Spooner, Jerry Stiller on King of Queens. I go, do we own a diamond mine I don't know about? Fucking sprinklers. I didn't know that. I cut the grass eight times already i'm telling you these broads she thinks she married dane cook or some shit i ain't got that

kind of dough all right i think it killed enough time red sox lost a series to the oakland a's in the last three nights the worst team in baseball on record to maybe break the most losses in a season and we dropped two out of three to the motherfuckers. Yet we beat up on Toronto. They haven't beat us once this year. We beat up on the goddamn we beat up on the Yankees this year. All the shitty teams. This is the weirdest season I have ever watched.

Had our bullpen strikeout 18. A fucking team record for the Red Sox since 19? What is that? And then they listed the guys that are hurt. I forgot about. That's how long they've been out.

If they were healthy, they might even be in, like, second in this division. I'm not making excuses. But Dallas' Braves are on fucking fire. I mean, yesterday they played a football game, but... Well, they're slumping right now. They're not slumping. They lost, what, four out of

five, three out of six? Five out of the last six. Oh, God forbid. That's baseball. It's 162 games. Unacceptable. No, I know. And that's how fans are, you know? But every year, it's like... Do you remember when the fucking Dodgers started

off a couple years ago? They were like 44-7. do you remember when the fucking Dodgers started off a couple of years ago, they were like 44 and seven. Do you remember? They were literally, they won like 20 something in a row. Later on that year, they dropped 15 in a row. They were on a record to like set the wins mark and they dropped 15, I think, or 14 in that's it's insane the sport it's a lot of fun let's get right to it figure skating on the top of the list no let's get right to I am so tired of reading about Hunter Biden um I'm sitting I'm preparing the show last night on my cell phone that's what I do all of a sudden I get a text from my wife I click on it, it's a picture of a shit in the toilet about two feet long and it looked like there was blood on it

and I'm like, she wouldn't this can't be her, she hasn't eaten that much since I met her it was off that website of Hunter Biden's laptop pictures oh my, I got a strong summit, Jim Norton used to fucking send those out of the blue to me just to make me laugh

and I'd get the dry heaves. This fucking thing, all I was missing was a guy playing a snake charm with a... It was so gross. Anyways, meat whistleblower for the IRS. What does that mean, Nick? Well, the guy that came forward, Joseph Ziegler, is gay. I don't give a shit. He's got more fucking integrity.

Well, yeah, Nick, who said they didn't? Well, sometimes I wonder. President Biden was extremely well-known to federal authorities investigating his son, Hunter Biden, and even showed up at an FBI office during the probe. An IRS agent tasked with the case told Congress yesterday. Do you believe this shit? I'm just tired of it. Are you interested in the real story? Yes, tell me. There were definitely, this is the whistleblower talking, the meat whistleblower. There were definitely potential issues I saw

with working this case in Delaware. IRS Special Agent Joseph Ziegler, that's the guy I mentioned, there he is. He's a fan. It doesn't matter, Tone. Said in a prepared remarks before the House Oversight Committee, we were working with a small U.S. attorney's office who might not have ever worked a case of this caliber. Delaware was the state in which the subject's father lived in, and the family was extremely well-known. I think he's talking about the Biden.

The family was well-known throughout the state, including by people on the team. This was later evident by the president, Joe Biden, having to come into the FBI office on an unrelated matter. And it ended up being joked about with the team. Ziegler added, presumably referring to the Bureau's Baltimore field office. Another example was that a magistrate judge in Delaware made inappropriate comments at the signing of the first electronic search warrant that had caused her to recuse themselves from the investigation, which set us back an additional four months

as we had to draft new warrants and redo investigative steps. So that woman, it was a woman, by the way, and they're giggling about it. They're actually giggling about it. In other words, they do it on purpose. That's called slow walking. So they had to start over again, which is stupid, too.

More government fucking bureaucracy. You fucking whore. Exactly. Fuck you. Get home. Go home. Get my dinner ready. That's right.

Meatloaf and fucking cheeseburgers. The whistleblower added that the investigation lost one of its top prosecutors, assistant U.S. attorney, Jamie McCall, to the private sector in early 2020,

which he called the devastating blow. It was like losing Shotani. Shohani. Whatever his name is. Devastating blow as McCaul was a hardworking, no-nonsense kind of a USA who wanted to do the right thing for the right reason. Ziegler and his boss, IRS supervising agent Gary Shapley, affirmed their prior testimony to the House Ways and Means Committee that the president's Justice Department was slow walking a five-year probe into the first son's alleged financial crimes.

Think about if that was you guys. Slow walk my ass, they'll fast walk you to jail. The IRS whistleblower said Biden, I wonder if they pull out their guns when they did that. The IRS whistleblower said Biden appointed U.S. attorneys interfered in the case by preventing Delaware U.S. attorney David Weiss from charging Hunter Biden last year with tax fraud in Southern California and D.C. It gets interesting. The two IRS agents also said federal authorities tipped off Hunter's legal team about a potential search of his Northern Virginia storage locker. You know how like they tipped off Roger Stone or Trump, right? Showed up at 6 in the morning in his Virginia storage locker and a December 2020 effort to interview him,

preventing either from being carried out. I don't know nothing about that. Yeah, you do, you suck cheese. Is this not the most scandalous president ever in the history of... And he's getting help from his son, you know. They are the filthiest motherfuckers. Other efforts to inquire about the president's involvement in his son's million-dollar business deals abroad and seek felony charges for $2.2 million in missed tax payments were thwarted.

They literally covered his ass for him. Not literally, Nick. We've seen the pictures on the internet. His fucking ass is all over the place. And what comes out of it, apparently. Oh, my God, Nick, please. Hey, guys, in the second half of the show, I'm going to be talking about how McDonald's

made an eight-year-old black girl really rich this week. And I got a question. I think we have another female, Jussie Smollett on our hands in Alabama. Really interesting story. We'll get to that too. It's exclusively on Mug Club. So join now to get it at nickdipaloshow.com.

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Just go to nickdip.com and click on store. Again, that's nickdip.com, click on store. Thank you guys so much. See you soon. Now here is a whistleblower, also aforementioned Gary Shapley. I call him whistleblower number one. He sticks it up both Biden's asses yesterday. Brave IRS whistleblower Gary Shapley, who likes women, doesn't matter.

I know, I could throw that in there. Holy shit. Confirmed Wednesday that the United States attorney for D.C. confirmed Wednesday that the United States attorney for D.C., the United States attorney for D.C., Matthew Graves, who donated to President Biden's 2020 presidential campaign, refused to bring charges against Hunter Biden for tax evasion. I'm going to find out what the hell happened here. This is the guy, this is the guy who first whistleblower, who got balls

of steel. This is Shapley yesterday or the day before. It doesn't fucking matter. Please. In April 2022, in a hearing, Attorney General Garland was asked how the American people could be confident the administration was conducting a serious investigation into the president's own son.

Attorney General Garland responded by saying because we put the investigation in the hands of a Trump appointee. Pause. That's Garland. That's fucking Garland. What's his name? Merrick? Merrick Garland.

Merrick Garland. Again, two last names. Joe Merrick, Judy Garland. I always confuse. Anyways, imagine him being that arrogant, going, yeah, but we gave it to a judge appointed from Trump. Oh, really? That's how cynical they are.

They're like, so, you know, it proves that we're not. You think we're that fucking retarded? And by the way, he didn't. Go ahead. Let this guy go. He led Congress to believe the case was insulated from improper. Pause. I'm sorry.

The guy that ended up making the decision wasn't the guy that they Trump appointed, but go ahead. All right. Influence because all decisions were being made exclusively by Delaware United States Attorney David Weiss, but that was not true. Say. The Justice Department allowed the President's political appointees to weigh in on whether they're charged to President's son. After United States Attorney for D.C., Matthew Graves, appointed by President Biden, refused to bring charges in March 2022, I watched United States Attorney Weiss tell a room full of senior FBI and IRS senior leaders on October 7, 2022, that he was not the deciding person on whether charges were filed.

That was my red line. Yeah, that's where he said enough of this shit. Imagine? So it wasn't the fucking guy that Trump appointed. And Biden had people that he appointed deciding his fate and his son's fate, I should say. Okay. But tell that somebody votes Democrat.

It doesn't matter. We just got to win. And the right's feckless. Fucking, let's move,less. Let's move, Dallas. Guatemala. Guatemala, exactly. I was thinking Tijuana. Beautiful city down there. A lot of chickens, dead whores. You're on a dance floor and the cartels roll heads in.

Remind me to write a bit about that. Remind me to write a bit about that. Remind me to write a bit about the joke I made earlier about pregnant girls at the prom leaving. I think I, it's not on any of my albums, but I did that on stage

for a few months, years ago. But I didn't have it worded the way I said it with you. Pregnant girls leaving. All right, all you watchers and listeners, you're getting an inside track pregnant girls leaving Alright, all you watchers and listeners, you're getting an inside track into the process. Yeah, baby in toilet.

At junior prom. Not even senior. And I said to Dallas, yeah, you wouldn't want that baby getting in the way of you trying to do the electric slide. Some fucking shit. Anyway, how about a hand for that guy right there? He was the best guy around. I'm saying that because he'll probably get smoked. According to Federal Election Commission records, first reported by the Daily Caller, U.S. Attorney Matthew Graves donated to Biden's 2020 campaign while working at a law firm, DLA Piper, prior to his nomination in confirmation to the position in 2021.

You're a wormy cocksucker, you know that? The donations totaling $1,500 were given in April of 2020, and he's deciding the fate. And May 2020, during the Democratic presidential primaries. When reached for comment, White House spokesman for oversight investigations, Ian Sam said, instead of wasting your time on politically motivated attacks on Trump appointee, U.S. attorney, the rule of law and the independence of our justice system, House Republicans should join President Biden to focus on the issue most important to the American people. Listen to this. Don't fuck at your lap so hard you're going to break your ribs. Like continuing to lower inflation.

Well, they wouldn't have to continue to lower if it didn't go up under him. Create jobs, yeah, hand jobs and blow jobs from his fucking whore son, and strengthen health care. Yeah, put him in his fucking visiting angels. Oh, God. What a, they have these stark answers, the Dems, that you've heard a million times, and they just fucking don't blink. I agree, Kevin. What? A spokesperson for the Department of Justice told Fox News in June, as both the Attorney General and U.S. Attorney David Weiss have said, U.S. Attorney Weiss has full authority over this matter. Apparently he didn't. Including responsibility for deciding where, when, and whether to file charges as he deems appropriate. He needs no further

approval to do so. That's not how it turned out, is it? Questions about his investigation should be directed to the U.S. Attorney's Office in Delaware. Keep passing that buck, you crooked motherfuckers. I don't care who gets in there now. DeSantis, Trump, fucking, well, I don't want Mike Pence or Nikki Haley or any of these phony fucks. How about Pence? What's he polling at? Negative 11? Doesn't he understand he fucked himself on January 6th? He owes people votes.

Exactly. It's like me when I used to have a door deal years ago. I'd leave and the crowd was so small. Oh, the club $40. All I know is that room was full fucking three times in Arlington. I looked around. I mean, sure, they always know how to squeeze more in. You know, it's a fire hazard.

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