The Nick DiPaolo Show - Brennan over a Barrel | The Nick Di Paolo Show #1807

Episode Date: October 22, 2025

In this episode, Nick talks about rep. Jim Jordan calling out former CIA director John Brennan, Trump’s White House renovation pissing off lefties, a former ESPN reporter challenging woke nonsense. Watch Nick on the FREE RUMBLE LIVE LINEUP at 6pm ET https://rumble.com/TheNickDiPaoloShow TICKETS - Come see me LIVE! For tour dates and tickets -  https://nickdip.com MERCH - Grab some snazzy t-shirts, hats, hoodies,mugs, stickers etc. from our store! https://shop.nickdip.com/ SOCIALS/COMEDY-  Follow me on Socials or Stream some of my Comedy -  https://nickdipaolo.komi.io/   

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How you doing, folks? You're doing our eight? Today I'll be talking about Jimmy Jordan. He sort of went away, you know, the Bulldog, who always goes there He's on those hearings. Anyways, he's got director, former CIA director, John Brennan over a barrel. I mean, just caught dead.

If that guy doesn't go to jail, I'll even say, Trump, you know what? You're a fucking all talk. I won't say that. Say it to his son and say, tell you that. Trump's White House renovation, he's turned to fucking, he's turned D.C. into an episode of Flip This House. I should have saved that for the show. And the left is going cuckoo.

And also we have a female sportscaster who's, you know her. She was on ESPN, very attractive blonde for years, married to an NFL quarterback. Anyways, she's speaking out against, you know, guys and girls' locker rooms because she has a daughter. And it's so funny now how ESPN, which is Disney, which is ABC, which is the center of political correctness, they really are an evil cult. But it's funny how this woman here and there's a, what's her name, something, Steele, Cage Steele. What is it? Sage. I just said Cage, like it's in Steele Cage.

Fucking retarded. Anyways, yes, she light skin, pretty black. She came out and pretty much told Disney and Efton and a few others. That's how bad it is at Disney or anything owned by Disney that you have, that's a libs versus libs, I would say, even though those girls not really liberal, I guess. Michelle Tofoyer was the other one who I remember doing Tom Bernard show

in Minneapolis and she was on the line and he had us both on the line, you know, but first I said before she got on, I go, oh, come on. I go, she works for like, for ABC or whatever, ESPN and he's like, you have no idea. She fucking hates that. I go, baloney, sure enough.

Um, you know, some people have to do what they got to do to get a paycheck. I chose that route and it led me right to yuck yucks in Toronto in front of 11 people 40 years later. Wack, whack, wah. Exactly. Ah, for the love of Pete. What else? Real quick. I always give you a recap of my night or my day, which isn't much. Consist of leaving here. Usually going downtown, which is about fucking five minutes from here. downtown Savannah and you know who sits in a bar on a Tuesday afternoon I do there's so many I just bounce around I went into what's it called not Rexford's Wexford Beck I don't know I was blind

drunk I couldn't read this sign anyways I tried like a new one I've been to that one other one it's good it's like an Irish pub all the all the bar and everything was shipped over from Ireland And like anybody knows, they're different. What do you do? Just piss on it, make it smell authentic. But they have, you know, they have like real Shepherds pie, fish and chips with the malt vinegar and the real stuff. And I'm a tie-in, so I said, what are you doing? What are you doing?

It was a pizza truck. Anyways. Boston Bruins last night, big deal. I'm a big hockey fan. Brad Marsham made his return to Boston. As you know, at the end of last year, we traded him the captain in one of the most. popular broans ever. We traded him near the end that he had to Florida

because the Bruins have no fucking no talent in the pipeline. They don't want to spend money, whatever. So they had to do it. I agreed. And he went to Florida and won a cup and was integral in them went in a cup. And there was even talk of bringing him back to Boston.

But, you know, he got hardheaded. And they got hardheaded as far as, you know, you need the end of your career or whatever. So he stayed in Florida. So he came back last night. October 21st. That was just today is when he made his first return to Boston in a different uniform. He debuted with the Bruins

in 2009 on what? October 21st. My dad's birthday. But he's dead now. And Moshan's alive. I mean, what's the matter with this world? What's the matter with it? Nick, they have nothing to do with each other. I think they do. Anyways. What the fuck?

Fucking bathroom smells like a monkey. cage. Yeah, so they put up, they do this in hockey when a guy returns to his old team. Right in the middle of, they pick like the 10, 10 minute mark in the first period when there's a break

in the action, and they'll do a tribute to the guy showing how, and Marshan was bawling his eyes up. It's the type of guy, he wears his emotions on his sleeve, and I don't know why I'm telling you guys this. You're probably right now fucking going, will you get to the Trump fucking tearing down the houses? I will.

I will. Uh, the wife's still gone. Like that made a big difference. My dog sits on my shoulder now. I'll lay on the, I'll sit on the couch, she gets on the top of the couch, she sits with their ass on my shoulder and the rest of her on the top of the, like she's a parrot. And I can't move for two hours because she's out like a light. Then finally I just fling her in the air.

So she broke her neck yesterday. I don't think the wife's kind of like that. Uh, uh, what the fuck else? We got Jason here, by the way. in for Dallas. If you guys knew to the show, Jason was one of the original podcasters. When I was doing this thing out of my basement in Westchester County, New York, we put an ad in the paper. I want to say, indeed. Is that what it's called? Can you imagine it? Why would I remember that? Anyways, we put an ad in the paper. The door rang, and it was him and another kid his age.

They were immediately labeled Twinks. Was it Twinks? Which is like gay boys and, you know, the But homo's in England called their young kids. Anyways, they both knew their shit, and you can thank these guys for getting it off the ground, and for me for fucking it up. Good night, everybody. Here's Phil with the weather. All right, I don't know what else to say to you, people.

Just very tired. Same thing last night. Go to bed at five or two, which is fucking stupid in itself. Wake up, I go. Please be at least 4.35 a.m. I look at at 3.10. lay there for another I don't know

pass out finally I have to wake up to piss 506 this is a pattern this is I try not to drink before I drink liquids before I go but I have to because I'm dehydrated

I don't drink during the day I drink coffee I get cramps in my earlobes I'm so dehydrated so then I so I fuck I'm watching a bro and you know drinking fucking ice tea whatever and I wonder why I'm pissing

even the dog looked at me He goes, what the fuck? Anyways, let's get on with a goddamn show. A lot going on. This is my favorite one. There better be some results here. I think if they are not, Pam Bondi, as much as I love her, might get the boot. I think it's her.

She's the head of the DOJ, isn't she? The attorney general, the top cop. She's, I think she's responsible, not directly, but the people under her for putting people like this in jail. Brennan over a barrel. Anytime I can't think of something clever, I use. alliteration. In a letter to Attorney General Pam Bondi Tuesday, House Judiciary Committee Chairman Jimmy Jordan, you guys know him. He's always going after people. I don't know where he's been

lately. I thought when Trump took office, this guy would be on TV every night, busting balls. Anyways, he's a Republican from Ohio. He referred former CIA director John Brennan to the Justice Department for allegedly making false statements to Congress. This guy is such a miserable prick. This is him at a TGA Fridays. They're singing happy birthday to him. And he said he had a great time. Or a TGI, not a TGA. Why don't you just shut up, Nick? All right. Jordan accused Brennan of lying in his 2023 Judiciary Committee testimony by denying, which I was trying to explain to Joe Rogan, who didn't know anything about this. And now he's like the go-to guy. You see what they do with Rogan?

Now they just take a clip of him, him on his show, you know, going, play this, Jamie, play this clip. It's very, just, it's not, you know, they just do that to get, that's how fucking much of a draw he is on a podcast. They'll put that in front of anything. I wonder if they have to get his permission or,

anyways, good for him. Anyways, his testimony denying that the CIA used the steel dossier in prepping the 27, intelligence community assessment, that's the ICA or the ICA on Russian election interference and falsely claiming this lion bastard, the CIA opposed including the dossier, which they did. Even the CIA, as crooked as they were like to Brennan, we can do the other stuff, but this is a little too much. And he said, no, it really rings of the truth, I think he said.

The Steele Dossier was a series of reports detailing President Trump's alleged ties to Russia. It was compiled and delivered to the FBI in 2016 by former British intelligence agent Christopher Steele. That's why it's called the Steele Dossier. Or for you people down here with me, Steele dossier. In Jordan's letter, he alleged subsequent investigations. Confirmed that the Clinton campaign and the DNC paid steal via very very, Venmo, no, via the law firm, Perkins, Coy, there should be a third name of there, and opposition research firm, oh, Fusion GPS to provide derogatory information about Trump's purported ties to

Russia, which resulted in the discredited dossier. Okay, so Hillary Clinton, who was running for president, she cleared this. Thumbs up, let's do it. We have to make something up. She paid, the DNC paid for this under her watch. In July 2025, the Trump administration declassified documents, that's, so Trump is going, oh, yeah, and now it's payback time. The declassified documents, which appeared to show Brennan approved the decision to include the dossier despite objections from senior CIA officials. Well, how much more senior? First of all, were they ghosts from the past? Herbert, no, who's the guy?

Hoover? No, who's the famous one that was a half a fag? I can never remember his name. Anyways, during a transcribe interview on May 11th of 2023, Brennan stated the CIA, and I quote, the CIA was not involved at all with the steel dossier. Of course he said that. He's lying.

You're a warming me cotsucker, you know that? Said Jim Jordan. Here's the video. Now, keep this in mind, folks. Well, he's saying this. He knows. I want you to keep this in mind. You're watching a guy lie under oath, I think. He knows that he approved this.

But listen to the confidence in the... Do you know who commissioned the Steele dossier? I don't. Didn't see I rely on it. No. Why not? Because we didn't. It wasn't part of the corpus of intelligence

information that we had. It was not in any way used as a basis for the intelligence community assessment that was done. How do you, where do they get their balls? I guess they go, well, here he is getting a blowjob. This guy is just a

party hat and noise maker all in one, isn't he? That was my dad's look when he came off from work. And I'd go, what's your problem? And he'd knock right through two walls. Yet according to the declassified documents, the decision played. You're fucking idiot.

That's me I'm talking to. Declassified documents, the decision to incorporate information from the dossier in the ICA, ICA, was jointly made by the directors of the CIA and the FBI. Brennan's assertion that the CIA was not involved at all

with the steel dossier cannot be reconciled with the facts, Jordan wrote in the letter. Isn't that hilarious? You just watched the guy boldly lie. And again, you think he's the first guy to do this? I mean, George H.W.

Do you have a W2, Herbert Walker? I don't know. The first Bush, he was the head of the CIA. Don't you know? And Trump said this when they were debating and people were talking about, you know, and Trump said, you don't think we kill people? Remember he said that?

But, I mean, you can't be the head of the CIA and not have people whacked. You like the Tony Soprano. Give this one to Christopher. I didn't. Christopher, you're fucking drugs again. I didn't, Tony. My favorite scene, they bring him to the fucking hospital.

I mean, no, he's in the... And the nurse goes, he told us he fell on the counter. sprang for aunt. That's why he was on the house. Do you understand that's the level of writing? Jason's a great writer, by the way. Are you still writing that book?

You're working on it? Well, that's how you... Jason has a, I mean... Did you go to school for... He's like... Yeah, I was English major. English major. And, man, he's got a grasp of a language.

I think I actually read some of your shit, not, you know, back of the old form of the show. but if you ever puts a book out, buy it. Louis C.K. by the way, has a book coming out in November. A novel. Nobody knows them better than me. Nobody has a better.

I'm predicting, and I'm not just saying this because I know the guy I'm friends with him. I'm predicting it ends up being a classic. I'm predicting that now. Because his imagination is beyond anybody. I remember him. I think it has to do.

He said he took asses. over 100 times in high school. And he was already brilliant. And, you know, then did you see that spoon? That spoon just moved on its own. Fuck, it's not even Halloween yet.

This is creepy. All right. Anyways. Where was I? What was I doing? Well, yes, Mr. C.K. It's called, I want to say, it's either called Ingram or Ingram. It's about Laura. No. I think it's called Ingram.

It's about a kid, you know, coming of age in the city. I just read the synopsis. I'm like, oh, my God. This could go to a million different directions. And C.K. With that dark sense of, I can't wait to friggin, I want to text them and go, send it to me. Now I'm not fucking waiting, but we're in a stalemate. We haven't texted to talk to each other about eight months.

You know, he's filling fucking stadiums in Europe. So he might be a little busy. But anyways, Mr. Brennan, you've got to go to jail. When do the actual, there's always these hearings. When did the actual courtroom shit go on? I mean, when's he going to do the perp walk? Any of these people. And they never do.

Not Herbert Hoover. You got your phone? Jay Edgar Hoover. Thank you. Jay Edgar Hoover. Remember he was a big girl. He was a creepy dude into all kinds of weird shit. He was the CIA.

How the, how creepy is that? Let's move on. Jay Edgar Hoover. Jay for jerkoff, right? Yes, everybody. Let's move along to having a ball. Many on the left expressed their outrage after images appeared on social media of a demolition commencing at the White House to build the ballroom ordered by President Trump.

This guy. he's my hero he tops every athlete every fucking he's fulfilled i just can't tell you how much i like him the balls on this guy the wrecking balls look what he did and you know why he did that he said he could still smell farts from joe biden and cigars from clinton and pussy couldn't get it out of the wallpaper or the ceiling so he demolished it the left is going fucking crazy. I picked this video because it sounds like it. Listen to this guy's voice. It sounds like an NPR guy, right? Or, you know, the, the homo that does the Home Depot. That guy has to be beaten to an inch of his life. He, he, anybody else, you know, he lays it on an extra

thick. And he got shit for it a couple years ago. So now he lays it on heavier. Do it yourself for it's Labor Day. Give myself a hand job and put up a garage. Oh, she's suck it. Here we go. Watch this. A historic piece of the White House is disappearing. Demolition of this thing has begun making way for President Trump's new $250 million ballroom. Franklin Roosevelt constructed the primary structure of the East Wing in 1942.

Good. And it's not freezing a tear down. Look how ugly it is. It was designed as a graceful passage toward the White House residents, lined with portraits of First Ladies and Framed. That's it. Hillary's in there. Beyond its historic halls, the East Wing also houses the office of the first lady. Pause. Listen to how they're blowing it up like it's more than, it's the wing.

East Wing. They made a show called the West Wing. Nobody even knows the fucking East Wing existed. If they did, they would have made a show called the East Wing. Nobody cares. Go ahead. Social office. The White House on Monday started tearing down part of East Wing.

I thought it was pictures from 9-11 and that was the Capitol. room. The Republican president has said he's adding a 90,000 square foot ballroom because he said it's got to be 90,000 feet. So J.B. Pritzker, if he's invited to a dance, he's a real fat fuck. Go ahead. The largest room in the White House with an approximately 200 person capacity is too small. Trump said the ballroom will fit 999 people. 99. Can you imagine if one more person shows up,

the fire marshal will shut it down. 99. I swear to God he picked that number of bus balls too. Probably comes right under some code, whatever. But the left is going shithouse. Among those outraged, oh, what a surprise. California governor, this poor guy, he's got to be finished in politics. I got to believe Trump just dis. Anyways, Gaping.

Evan News and posted a response on social media. What a bitch he is. Excuse me. Unhinged leftists and their fake news allies are clutching their pearls over President Donald Jake Trump's visionary edition of a grand private, privately funded ballroom to the White House. You know what that means? It's not done with taxpayer monies like everything you guys ever did.

So this is what fucking greasy said, ripping apart the White House, just like he's ripping apart the Constitution. You wouldn't know the Constitution if it bit you in your Labias. Labias? It sounds like an East African nation. Where are you from? Libya. The White House fired back via its own, this is why I love, here's the other thing that no Republican presidents had done in my lifetime. They were all, from Reagan on, they would turn the cheek anytime somebody gave him a bit. Trump, fuck it, yeah, he turns the cheek, then he turns it back, the White House fired back via its own social media account by pointing out Newsom's hypocrisy. Shut up, mind your fucking business and shut up.

Your capital renovation, they said, is costing California taxpayers $1.1 billion, with a B, four times more than the privately funded, privately funded White House ballroom, which cost taxpayers nothing. Zero, the account wrote. The construction of the ballroom is being paid in part by, $22 million from the settlement, Trump reached with the alphabet. That's the parent company of YouTube, by the way,

who censors people like me, which this is beautiful. This must eat them alive. Take that fucking money from that. He's got about nine of those coming, by the way, over its decision to suspend the president's account. Remember? After January 6th, writing,

he couldn't be on all the fucking social, especially YouTube. It's not his house. It's your house. And he's destroying it, said the thick ankle dog face. Hillary Clinton. Can you imagine her having the balls to say that? Meanwhile, her husband was sticking Cuban cigars up a fucking secretary's ass.

Yeah. You really hold the fucking building in high esteem. Although that didn't bother me. Clinton was actually, I heard he was eating pizza while she was under the desk. That's a perfect Tuesday for me. I mean, that really didn't bother me. Anybody? Didn't bother Hillary because she doesn't like Dick.

It's all a big lie. The president's son Eric Trump replied to Clinton. I'm coming over there and bitch-shlapped you, you fat-ass douche. That's what he said. And he said, thanks for your attention to this man. No. Eric said, the ballroom will be spectacular. Unlike your work in Haiti, that's a good zinger.

Have you ever seen? You know, Haiti, the Clinton Foundation? They were supposed to rebuild it and shit. They just used the Clinton Foundation to skim off the top of zillions. Have you seen Haiti? I'd rather live in Gaza Strip right now. Others pounce to criticize the president. Here's one.

Trump won't pay for health care education or a federal government budget. I guess they're referring to the shutdown, which is all on the Democrats, by the way, because they want fucking, you know, illegals to whatever. but Trump will build a brand new $200 million ballroom for himself and his donors. Yeah, those are the only people that are going to go out. They got nothing left, folks. They got nothing. They got nothing.

Everything Trump promised he's doing, they got nothing. It's clear what Trump's priorities are. Yeah, making you look like assholes. And man, is he hitting a home run? And the American people are not on that list. Who said that, by the way? That's right. the dried up half a man

Indian Elizabeth Warren who my God I wish I was going to wish I can't you need to shut the fuck up I was going to say I hope she finds a lump on a tit she's got no tits

some people say that's mean I think it's just good clean fun those are look those are all the quotes right there hey Liz what are you doing other than what are any you guys on the left doing other than you stand for what other than rebuke and Trump everything comes out of his mouth what are you doing you get nothing you haven't had a new idea or it's hilarious they don't realize that party has been destroyed I really believe that

I don't know how you why do I care I'll say it again I said it yesterday Republicans if you're not in power for the next 60 years you don't deserve to be in politics I'll tell you that much, because they are fucking retarded. When you have Hakeem Jeffries as your leader, unbelievable. Jason, how's marriage? It's about the same as non-marriage. What?

Yeah, it doesn't really follow that. Really? I guess you must have behaved when you were single. Yeah. It was a fucking life change from me. We've been living together for five years, so it's really not. Well, why? Me too.

I, um, yeah, Tony, right? Yeah. When did he get married days? September 20th. So, yeah, it's been about four and a half weeks now. I take back the question. I'm sorry. I thought it was like, I'm done.

I thought it was a few months ago. Fucking, I did a month ago. About a month ago. Yeah, no, it's still pretty fresh. Oh my God. Well, you got a big fight coming up in three weeks. No. Oh my God.

oh it's good i'd be you know i couldn't my wife is like i you know people have professional assistance they pay to handle what my wife and fucking legal shit um i got so fucking lucky on that one and again i didn't see that the first few years early i think she was hiding that knowing she could fleece me i should be going i can't even look at the fucking I'm afraid to look at the credit card bills and shit because I wouldn't even I tried it once there's all these abbreviations and shit I'm yelling at what's this for she's like it's for the couch I'm like how don't I know it says C LK what the fuck what is this do we really need this he's like yeah it's a toilet we want a shit in the sink

why not we did it in New York oh come on Anyways, that was my tribute to my wife. She's the best. Let's move on to something to ponder. Former ESPN host and real smoking girl. I believe it was, I think he was talking about her. I might be wrong. Samantha Ponder, that's her there.

I think my manager said, I remember, we were watching a game. at a hotel or something. She was on the screen. He goes, I'd bury my wife alive to get to her. No smile, nothing. Just took a sip of his drink. We're both staring at the TV. It made me laugh so good. I'd bury my wife. Oh, my God. I'm sure he was kidding. I was kidding, honey. Alvie, I was fucking kidding. Truth, honey. Who did this whole day? Me, that's who? You fucking white.

Who are you calling it, you fucking white piece of bread? Oh my God. Anything better than a ponytail? Even on a guy that gets me. Former ESPN host, Samantha Ponda, made her stance on men playing women's

and girls' sports clear on Saturday. Ponda appeared on Fox News Saturday on a show called Saturday in America with Kaylee McEnany another leper. Where did they find these people? She worked for Trump.

She was the spokesperson. She was the spokesperson. Wasn't she? I mean, look at her. The one now, Caroline Leavitt, everybody loved. Dana Perino.

They could have been movie stars and they wasted their life doing something real. Anyways, is this, what am I talking about? This is her talking about. This is her talking about. talking about whatever I was talking about two seconds ago.

There is no way that in this country, especially in sports, you shouldn't be able to say on your own social media accounts, I don't think men should be in women's sports. This is something, I talk to athletes all the time, 99.9% of professional athletes. We know. This is ridiculous. And the fact that we haven't been able to say it boldly, but with kindness and some humility is insane. Great point though.

The fact that you can't go, I think that's wrong, boldly without getting, you know, attacked or whatever. Although Trump's in office now, so say it boldly. It's so funny, when I watch Gutfeld, there'll be a great joke. It'll be off color, whatever. And the audience moans. I want to jump through the TV and go, first of all, you came to Fox Studios to see Gutfeld. Even if Trump wasn't in office, you're supposed to laugh because you're on the right. Now it's our turn, and you're still acting like.

you'll get in trouble. But that's a great point. People are afraid to go on the internet and say, it hits home. And again, she worked for ABC, which is Disney, I believe. And then she was at my house as a maid for a year and a half.

That didn't work out well. Anyways. That's Christian Ponder, I believe his name was. I want to say he was a Florida State quarterback. I don't know. But he played in the pros. Bounced around. And that's his wife, I think.

and as guys always say somewhere there's a guy tired of fucking her I think that was my dad's quote to me when I turned 60 what that's horrible I know it's happened many times

this is her talking it's happened many times now living in New York City the parents this is her the parents cheer while the boy is physical and dominant against the girls And that's just in the locker rooms.

The all-girl team loses, it says, we've taught our kids to never make fun of the kid to always be kind and loving. That was your first mistake. She'll be a bully like me. That the parents are the problem, which is true, that no kid is born in the wrong body. Well, tell that to Chaz Bono.

As Bono was born, a girl, and has the body of John Madden when he was 31. But if I'm honest, watching my daughter get posted up, that term, you know what I meant. Now it's a basketball, by a boy whose parents have deceived him in this way is maddening. John Maddening. I can't imagine that. Imagine, Jason, you might have kids something. Watching your daughter, you know, she's trying to get a scorn. scholarship, and she's trying to guard a guy who's got more hair in her legs than, I mean,

a girl, Bill Lambert, goes in for layup, big bushy. Good for you, Samantha. It needed to be said, though, a while ago. That's like all these people that are coming out now on the right, and in JKP, two of their stupid book. Why didn't you fucking say that shit? I know, well, it's your job to, you know, spin and whatever. Okay, but you know what?

If you have an integrity, integrity, if you did, you would have said, I'm stepping down. I can't, I can't witness this. But she was the first black, gay press secretary. Remember, remember fucking Biden coming out? He might as well come out and said, I'm not fucking looking at white men. I want a clam lap and somebody of color. Cut, what I say? What am I doing?

Hey, hey, this is the headline in the next story. Hey, hey. I had to look up the next word. Hey, hey, hi-ho. Hakim has got to go. A January 6 defendant, who was among the hundreds, President Donald Trump pardoned in January, was arrested and charged.

I put this story in here because I'm like, it's about time, was charged with making a credible death threat against House minority leader. I do mean minority. Hakeem Jeffries, Democrat douche, New York. Jeffrey said that in a statement. Christopher Moynihan, 34 years old, seen here. Again, I'd say he goes into great clips, and he goes, look, I'm fucking crazy.

What do you get for me? And the hairdresser takes out those scissors that you cut meat with? Christopher Moynihan of Clinton, New York, was charged with a felony count of making a terroristic threat according to the New York State Police. And inside, I've got to be honest with them. I'm like, good, somebody's out there.

Charging documents show that the FBI received an anonymous tip from a person concerned over recent suspected narcotic abuse and an increase in the respondent's homicidal ideations. And again, I'm guessing it was his barber. Moynihan allegedly said he planned to kill Jeffreys in New York City, in quotes, for the future. I don't know what that means.

Balls on this prick. Look at that kid. Did he have a friend in the world? Dan Cook had a great bit about, you know, you work in an office and there's always that one guy that everybody, You know, he's kind of off and nobody pays it. He goes, that's the one I'm the nicest too. I'm giving him candy every day, bringing in a Snickers bar, making him coffee.

Because you know he's going to shoot up the fucking place. He'll point the gun and you go, no, you were nice to me. Look at this fucking insane in the membrane. Here's the difference. When it comes from the right, a threat like that, it's a guy like that.

When it comes from the left, it's like a professor at fucking Columbia. Hakeem Jeffries makes a speech and a few days in New York City, I cannot allow this terrorist. This is him, by the way, they're not talking, to live. Come on, tell us how you feel.

Moynihan allegedly wrote that. Even if I am hated, you're already hated. What do you, be loved right now? You live in your mother's basement. You're 33. Even if I am hated, he must be eliminated. Again, nobody blinks an eye. When the left says this shit,

they celebrate Charlie Kirk's murder. Even if I'm hated, he must be a lemonade. Jeffrey spoke at a luncheon at the economic club of New York. What was he doing there? Do you get lost and wandering? The fuck does he know about economics? People say economics. I like to be different.

By the way, my lower teeth and turn a browner than a goddamn lawn in August in Savannah. What? Do we have video? Go ahead. Do you really have the guns to take a bullet for you? Shut it up. Gun! False alarm.

The balloon get you a little panic. Hmm. Anybody see that in the line of, what is it? In the line of fire or duty? I can't remember. I think it was in the line of fire. It's a good movie. Fucking 32 years old.

Clint was only 71 there. Malcovich plays the creepy guy wanting to kill the president, he makes like a plastic gun, and he's so good. You know how he talks on the farm? Frank, you're JFK's favorite. Clint, every scene is a, I'll cut your balls off. Did we tell you that he was making a movie on our street last year? I'm fucking believe him. State police said that on Saturday, the FBI advised them of threats, and that after a thorough

investigation and seeing the kid's haircut, they said, There's nothing to be scared about. This kid's obviously retarded. Moynihan was arrested. Hasn't an arresting that fucking guy? Oh, God. I messed everything up. Moynihan is being held at the Duchess County Justice in Transition Center.

We have places for trannies now? Oh, Transition Center. In Poughkeepsie. Oh, my God. That's like doing life. You spend a week in Poughkeepsie. Holy moly. A judge said,

cash bail at $10,000 bond and at $30,000 monopoly money. True story. Or a partially secured bond of $80,000. He has another court appearance on Thursday where he was told to wear a hat. Bye-bye. What am I going to do after the show? I can't go out of town. I'm going to have a drink.

It's getting silly. I could put up all the house. Halloween decorations, but you saw this. It's like a guy. It's like fucking, I might as be a fucking union guy on Broadway putting up rent or Mizrab fucking

we have two mannequins. One of them we you know, you've seen it. But I threw the mannequin guy, and he's got the fucking into the clown that eats kids from it. I threw him in the foyer and then we have a woman in a wedding dress but she's got a pig mask on. I threw her down for us and I just happened to dump

him on top of it. And I walked by he looks like he's kissing her and his hand is on his own balls. So I had to leave it there. The wife's going to come in. I go, look what I did for you. I took all this shit from the attic. We usually have it up by like October 2nd. People are giving our shit in our neighborhood. Hey, what's up?

And I got to, let me tell you, Halloween is my favorite since I've moved here six years ago. First of all, 90% of trick-or-treaters are black kids. and with great parents and shit, it's fun. It really is. And I've told this story before I told it on stage, and it's just to me so goddamn funny.

So we have that clown thing. And, oh, God, help me, Jason. Pennywise. The clowns, and this little black kid points to it and goes, hey, that's Pennywise. And I go, I don't, I said, who's Pennywise? His fucking father, a young guy, of course, he looks at me, goes, you ain't, you ain't got Netflix, nigger?

I get certified. You ain't got Netflix, I'm gonna? God damn it. That's the way it should be. Him calling me the N-word is like him calling me, pal, buddy. It was a fucking beautiful moment. It's so funny. And then a black woman said, I mean, we, my,

I told my wife, we went through 30-something. bags of candy. It's the most popular street in Savannah. It goes on forever. All the houses are right next to each other. It's safe and whatever. It's like the most popular. And it's black woman goes, yeah. She goes, we come here. We come to your neighbor for a candy. You come to our neighbor for the drug. Those are moments. So funny, people think that I'm racist. It couldn't be further from the truck. I swear to God, even during the tough crowd days. You know what I do now? I watch reaction videos. And I've told you guys. this before, of young black kids reacting to white, famous white music, and they'd never heard

Stevie Ray Vaughn, or even the Bee Gees, they always thought they were black, and they go nuts. The righteous brothers who have these beautiful, soulful, you see, black women crying, listen to it, but it makes me, it's like, see, we really are completely different. Forget what I said. There's no fucking, forget about it. No. I'm just saying, it reminds you that how they pit us against each other and shit. But Halloween, man, I have a few in me. I sit out there. Let's move on to bad man, stopped by good woman with a gun.

An investigation is underway after a customer shot and killed a man inside a Compton store. I'll let the local news station, which I watched when I live in L.A. KTLA. Here's the gist of the story. An investigation is underway after a customer shot and killed a man inside a Compton beauty supply store. Witnesses say he was threatening customers. First of all, really? There's a beauty supply store in Compton? That's like having a, I don't know, it's like having a lobster restaurant and name a Jewish nabhood, quick.

Huh? A red lobster in Williamsburg. Thank you. Go ahead. And employees, deputies say the man followed the woman inside a shop, groped her, and became violent when employees told him to leave. He reportedly started throwing merchandise and threatening to kill customers. I did that at CBS. My prescription wasn't ready. For everyone's safety, fired a warning shot before shooting the man when he turned toward her. Fired a warning shot, killing a waiter at the Panda Express Nestle. Look at that. That is L.A.

That's Compton, by way. Never a good place to be. Oh, by the way, they left this part of the story on the local news, but it was in the article. He allegedly threatened death or customers

and employees alike, and witnesses believed he was armed with a knife. Okay? That's the audio from there. night um why would they leave that out on the tv witnesses thought said he might have had a night you should see i i my ears i have the radar up they protect they're afraid to you know black on black why would you not report it's sort of to me an integral part of the story

because he did get shot dead i'm hoping he had a knife turns out he had a can of deodor or anything. L.A. deputies and personnel with Compton Fire Department, because that's who should respond to some gunshots, a guy with a hose. What the fuck you're going to do? Blow them off the street. Responded to the scene where the man was pronounced dead by paramedics. In footage of the investigation posted to the citizen app, hey, who's not on that? What? A large presence of deputies could be seen at the location,

which was cordoned off with yellow crime scene tape well into the evening hours. So, you know, Aisha, oh my God, that's, folks, that's inside the beauty shop. Okay, that's either, those are either weaves or a bunch of Greek girls in line. What? Oh my God. Is that real? Look at the fucking weaves. Whoa.

That's how the last, uh, bra. rush fire started, right? I heard. Iesha was at a Sonoco. Put an issue 2000 and somebody lit up a joint. Based on video evidence, by the way, you know why I said that? Made the reference of a gas station. I was filling up here in Savannah, and I mentioned this on the show. I'm filling up in Savannah, and I look to my right, there was a weave on the ground. A fucking weave on the, I'm got, what happened there? Naturally, packing new ports out. Based on video evidence, authorities believe there were additional witnesses inside the store and in the parking lot when the ordeal happened

and are asking anyone who may have information to come forward and be killed two days later. Look at all them weaves. I should have named it something more clever this story. I can't weave. George Floyd said that. All right, this one kind of grossed me out. Kind of creepy, yet, I don't know.

Maybe this will be good. I'll be gone before it's perfected. Suzanne Summers' Encore. What does that mean? Well, she passed away. Suzanne Summers may have died two years ago, but I have her in my freezer downstairs right here in Savannah. Nobody believes me, except my wife.

No, Suzanne Summers may have died two years ago, but her husband of 55 years, oh my God. He was banging her since she was eight. What a sickle. says he has a unique plan to keep her memory alive. Are you interested in the real story? Oh, tell me more. Alan Hamill told People Magazine is still around.

I mean, other than dentist offices and she? They caught me. Robin went out to teen people at the dentist. Do they ever tell you that story? I was in the chair. She said, rents. I did. What?

Write that one down. I like that. Alan Hamill told People magazine that he's been working on an artificial intelligence clone of his late wife. He's the first guy that ever wanted a clone of his wife ever. And again, it was Suzanne Summers. Summers died in 2023 at the age of 76 after having survived an aggressive form of breast cancer for 23 years. You can see the two lumps. that one's going in

mark it she was great Suzanne Summers was good she was on three's company for you youngsters and were placed by some other doucheback but she had a great personality

she played a dumb blonde which she wasn't at all kind of conservative actually even when she was you know he said he and Summers had conversations about it back in the 1980s once they learned about the concept

from computer scientists and writer Ray Kurzweil Kurzweil whatever we have been friends with Ray Bill Gates described Ray as the smartest man on the planet which he is

Hamill said and he became our friend 30 some years ago and we talked about this we knew it was coming it took decades to happen can imagine 30 years ago this guy knew about AI it's like fucking Louis when I was living with Louis he goes we're talking about money

and cash he goes eventually it'll be a cashless society. And this is, I mean, this is a long time ago, like three weeks ago. No. This is 1989, he was saying this to me. I said, you're fucking nuts. It took decades to happen, but he knew it was going to happen, and he shared that information with us, meaning Suzanne and the husband. The AI clone, which he reportedly, he shared a demonstration of earlier this year at a conference, was trained. Here's why I'm not scared of AI. I don't get it. It's only as good as the people that put the information in. No? I don't understand how it's going to.

People say it's going to create its own conscience and attack. I'm not scared anything I can kill with a bucket of water. Of course, I picture like a robin. You know, fucking lost in space. Was Train using all of Suzanne's 27 books and a lot of interviews that

she has done. They didn't take any dialogue from Three's Company. Hundreds of interviews so that she's really ready to be able to be asked any question at all and be able to answer it because the answer it will be within her. Not to mention my dick said her husband. What? It's a dull? No.

It's a sick question. You're a sick fuck and I'm not that sick that I'm going to answer it. It was Suzanne Hamill said and I asked her a few questions and she answered them and it blew me and everybody else in the living room else away. When you look at the finish one next to the real Suzanne, you can't tell the different. See, this is what I don't understand. That's the statement that confused me. So is it a, it's a life-like doll? Or like I said to Jason, I go, is it a holocaust, meaning hologram?

Jason, because I've got to get out of here. So it's like a life, you know, I mean, like me and Jason have the same idea. We thought it was just maybe a picture of her and you could ask questions, you know, a still photo. But that's probably not the case. But it's creepy. It's not as creepy as some countries. I think you might have been working the show. Some countries like in South America somewhere.

When somebody dies like a relative, they'll have it like embalmed and almost like stuffed. Remember? We did a story in his famous boxer over there who died. His family had him. He's standing in the funeral parlor with his trunks. gloves on, the actual body in the corner. Oh my God. That sounds like a ball.

Anyway, so that's what I wasn't clear on, but it sounds like he's saying, I don't know. All I know is supposedly, and this part I do believe AI could take anybody's job at any time, except for mine. Nobody, no robot could do this. Those fuckers aren't funny. I don't care if you input you from soupy sales. Curley Howard

I think that's what it's going to spark them into sentience they'd be like, I don't want to do this. Yeah. Probably right. But yeah, there's going to be a ton of

and I heard somebody go, I was reading an article because a lot of people are going to get, you know, whether it's truck drivers or whatever. They talk in like millions of jobs all of a sudden. And then the article goes,

but they could, those people could start coding. Yeah. Yeah. The guy that put my roof on He's going to start coding tomorrow. Get thrown out a drive or throwing a coke at his teacher's head. Yeah, he'll be coding.

Let's move on to, did I mention early prevention? Wow. A new type of blood test could help detect multiple cancers early. A team of researchers in California studied a new multi-cancer early detection. That's known as MSED test called Gallery with an eye at the end. Or if it's Italian. Anjadhi, which can reportedly detect more than 50 types of disease. You mean of cancer.

When you say disease, do you mean cancer? You've got to be clear with your words, right? They could mean fucking Lyme disease and cancer. The study analyzed, they mean cancer, I believe. The study analyzed about 23,000. I love how it says about, then it goes 23,161. like the most specific prime number, participants 50 years of age and older across the United States and Canada who did not have any symptoms. These participants underwent standard screenings recommended by the U.S. Preventative Service Task Force for certain cancers, including breast cervical colorectal, which reminds me, I've got a fucking colonoscopy coming out.

Holy Jesus, right around the corner, and lung cancer. They also took the gallery blood test, which is made by Grail, Inc., a biotechnology company based in Menlo Park, California, where all the high-tech people live. The researchers compare the standard screenings alone to the standard screenings plus the blood test, the Grail test. Out of the more than 23,000 people sample, the gallery test detected a cancer signal. and 216 of them, 133 of whom were confirmed to have the disease. That's pretty amazing, right? 216, them 133 actually had cancer. This means there was a 61.6% chance that someone with a positive gallery test actually had cancer.

The false positive rate was very low at about 0.4% percent. according to the researchers, more than half, 53.5% of gallery-detected cancers were stage one or two, excuse me, which is good because if you get it early, while 69.3 were stage one to three. That is pretty excited. Can I just be the cynical asshole I am? They're not going to cure cancer, folks. There's too much money.

There's too much money lost if you cure it. Do you understand the billions and zillions? Even this company. Hey, we got a new test. Yeah, you also have a fucking new Ferrari and 11 houses, Miami. The results showed that about three quarters of the cancers identified

were Hispanic in here illegally. What? No. In the trial group, do not currently have standard screening options in the U.S. Found that one. also found that cancer detection increased more than seven times when the gallery blood test

was combined with standard screening. As this trial was an initial analysis with a short one-year follow-up study lead, Navavadzaa suggested that a more complete analysis of the study's full 35,000 participants will take place in the future. So, you know, again, I just don't believe they're going to ever. They know everything about it. I think. Don't they? I've already convinced myself. I've told my wife this. I've told my family. I think

I told my family. I'm convinced. That's how I'm going. I'm convinced I'm going to have a physical and a guy's going to find something and go. What kind of suitcase you get? This is my surgeon after you.

finds the lopper. You're willing to do you ladies of Spain. Not a lady. Anyhow. I'm just convinced. Fucking seen too many Brian Piccolo movies. All right. Finally tonight on your sister's back hair.

Fake mom of the year. A so-called young mom, in quotes, in Scotland has admitted to bizarrely faking her entire pregnancy. I had somebody do this to me in New York. A girl I was dating right before I met. my wife. And even trying to pass off, I'm like, and then I go, why would you try to fucking say you were pregnant to a comedian who's making $11 on the weekend? And even trying

to pass off a silicone doll as her newborn. Kara Cousins, known as Cuckoo. There she is. That's her. Again, she loves baked stuff potatoes, the double-baked fucking pig. No, she's cute. She's fucking crazy. Not cute. Kara Cousins, 22 issued a groveling Apollo. on Tuesday after her massive hoax was uncovered and started spreading rapidly across social media she said I'm sorry she wrote and now deleted Instagram story I wasn't

pregnant there was no baby I made it up and it kept it and it and kept it going way too far she says I faked scans messages whole birth story and acted like a doll was a real baby

you're fucking crazy cousins had managed to fool her loved ones, including who she claimed was the baby's dad. That's been done before, but not this far, into believing she was pregnant and had given birth to a little girl who she named Bonnie Lee Joyce on October 10th. Cousin sported a growing prosthetic bump. She's almost trolling and showing how stupid. First of all, why would you be following a nobody who says she's pregnant?

A growing prosthetic bump to fuel the ruse and held a lavish gender reveal party in the weeks before the birth. I took a dump so big yesterday. I should have had a gender reveal party for it. That's a keeper. Photos on social media captured cousins smiling and posing as she cradled the bump throughout the so-called pregnancy.

As part of the elaborate hoax, Cousins also posted images of scans and even claimed tests had detected a heart defect in the baby. Cousins then claimed she gave birth alone and promptly, I would have right there, but I go, what? Promptly started showing off the newborn, which ultimately turned out to be a reborn doll. The wild sham came crashing down, though,

when her mom found the doll in her bedroom last week. That happened to me. That's when I came out, junior year. Just prior to coming clean, cousins went as far as telling this supposed father that their newborn had died. And he said to her, Get out of my room, you sick, cunt.

Reborn dolls, which can retail for as much as $2,000, a hyper-realistic baby replicas that are often used as a form of therapy for those struggling with infertility and mental illness, apparently. Infant loss or dementia. What the fuck was that about?

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