The Nick DiPaolo Show - Buffoon Biden To Import Trump’s Deported | Nick Di Paolo Show #548

Episode Date: June 1, 2021

VP shows her true colors. Biden to import the already deported. BLM founder tells truth about BLM.

America, love it or leave it. If you don't have respect in American democracy anymore, if you don't respect Madisonian checks and balances, if your guy doesn't win, if that's the new rules of engagement for this great republic, then just leave our country. You talking to me? You talking to me?

You talking to me? You talking to me? Well who the hell else you talking to? You talking to me? I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah! How are you folks? Welcome to the show. Big show Monday, Tuesday.

What am I saying? Long weekend. Memorial Day weekend. Did you have a great weekend? I want to thank the people, the men and women who gave up their lives so somebody like me can shoot their mouth off, at least for now, because the other

side doesn't like that, I guess. These people actually gave up their lives so we could do this. And Joe Scarborough thinks we're the ones that don't like this country. Can you fucking imagine being that confused? To be on the side that created fucking Russian collusion? To be on the side that created fucking Russian collusion?

To be on the side that's fucking keeping people in jail for trespassing? The Capitol on January 6th is still in jail? And you say we hate the country? US side's burning down and looting and robbing and raping, but we hate the country. How fucking confused are you, asshole? You fucking jerk-off. This guy was a congressman, a Republican at one point. You have no fucking idea what you're doing.

I think your wife, what's her fucking name? Brzezinski? I think her rotten pussy is destroying your brain, Mika. If you don't like it, he thinks the right doesn't like the car. Where the fuck did you get that?

That's even shocking for the left today. Where the fuck? How can you even think that? I can see you hating the right or whatever because you're a fucking, you know, a wolf in sheep's clothing, but how the fuck did you get that confused? It's Trump who was letting people pull around

and take Americans' jobs and shit to bankrupt the country with all these fucking social programs? And we hate the country. Are we the party that wants to take God out of the fucking Pledge of Allegiance or whatever, or off money?

But we hate the country. You are such a cocksucker. I hope you see this. I know I'm kind of low on the rung, but maybe I'll mail it to you, to your new address in Montreal. You fucking faggot! Alrighty.

Got that off my chest. Well, here's proof and point. Vice president catches a bunch of shit because she showed her true colors this weekend. Vice president, because we don't even have a real president, that makes her a fake vice president. Filthy slit. Drew heat online Saturday for telling Americans to enjoy the long weekend, which ends with a national day of mourning. Somebody should remind her. You know what? She didn's so stupid. It's so stupid.

You know what? She didn't forget. She hates the country like Scarborough does. Harris tweeted this celebratory word Saturday afternoon as she whittled

a dildo out of a piece of wood on her porch. Alongside a picture of herself smiling. She did not mention Memorial Day, the upcoming

federal holiday reserved, you know, only for honoring military members who have died protecting the United States. They're the reason you are where you are, you ignorant, mediocre. Reactions to the tweet were largely negative and sarcastic, with one user replying, I've never been able to enjoy Memorial Day. It became that much harder when I lost my son fighting for this country. Thanks. Anyway, Madam Vice President, right up your kazoo there. Long Island Rep Lee Zeldin had to finish her quote, finished Harris's

short sentence by saying, and pay tribute to the courageous men and women of our nation's military who sacrificed their lives in defense of our freedoms and liberties, he wrote. Did any of the left weigh in, the so-called people who love this country? Even some admirers of the first female Veep did not hesitate to share their displeasure. What a disappointing tweet from a person I like and I support. You fucking dummy. Despise it with every fiber of my being. She wrote, please do better. She can't. Why do you support her in the first place?

You're the problem with the country. How the fuck can you be offended because she wasn't patriotic with her tweet on Memorial Day? But you voted for her and she showed her true colors during the debates. Staunch supporters of the Democrat fired back at detractors

two days ahead of the national holiday. Harris has done more to respect and honor soldiers and vets in six months than the previous administration did in four years. Back off, comment read. You can't handle the truth. Back off or what?

What are you, threatening us? How did she do more than Trump did? You want to take a poll of the vets? Remember the vets who were dying in waiting rooms under the previous administration? Jesus fucking Christ. How brainwashed does CNN have you people? On Friday,

the White House issued a proclamation marking Memorial Day. Why? We know it's Memorial Day. Signed by President Biden. Somebody stuck a green crayon in it and moved his hand. Look at that shithead. Our nation will never forget

the courage and patriotism demonstrated by the countless women first, even though 11 of them died as opposed to 600 million men, and men who laid down their lives so that we may continue to pursue a more perfect union. Is that what you're doing, Joe? Is that what you're doing by leaving the borders open and fucking keeping people in jail that are Trump supporters?

A perfect union? Drumming up more racial hatred? Chasing imaginary white supremacists? Is that what you're doing? Is that how you... A more perfect union. And to protect the unalienable rights Americans hold dear. Yeah, they're so unalienable.

Now, you're giving them to fucking people who have been for five minutes. Look at him. Look at the dumb look on his face. He's probably looking at an eight-year-old's asshole. What are we doing? What's going on right now? Boy, you look like a lady, even though you're six, the way you cross your legs. Why would you be recognizing a six-year-old crossing her legs?

Or a sixth grader, whichever it was. Excuse me. I don't want to seem cuckoo. I don't know. Let's contrast Biden's remarks and Vice President Harris's remarks on Memorial Day to Trump's Memorial Day statement. Let's, you know, contrast that with Kamala's sad tweet.

Former President Donald Trump, you know, the guy who leads all the people who hate the country. Can you imagine? Joe fucking Scarborough can't admit that this was stolen when everybody knows. Former President Donald Trump paid respects to the fallen heroes of the United States on Memorial Day. Listen up, Kamala Harris. On this Memorial Day, we remember the fallen heroes who took their last breath in defense of our nation, our families, our citizens, and our sacred freedoms, he said. The depth of their devotion, the steel of their resolve, and the purity of their patriotism,

which is now called terrorism, has no equal in human history. On distant battlefields, in far-off oceans, and high in the skies above, they faced down our enemies and gave their lives, Kamala, so that America would prevail. They made the supreme sacrifice so that our people can live in safety, we once did, and our nation can thrive in peace. And Biden can steal an election. It is because of their gallantry that we can together as one people continue our pursuit of America's glorious destiny. The 45th president said America was forever bound to these soldiers who died while fighting for their country as well as their families. I am your voice. their families. I am your voice.

We all owe that we are and everything we ever hoped to be to these unrivaled heroes. Their memory and their legacy is immortal, are loyal to them, and to their families is eternal and everlasting, Trump said. America's warriors are the single greatest force for justice, peace, liberty, and security among all the nations ever to exist on the earth, he added. God bless our fallen soldiers, sailors, coast guardsmen, airmen, air marines. We honor them today forever and always will, as long as Republicans are in the White House. Come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom.

See, Carmelo, that's sort of how you, oh, that's right, you fucking hate everything country stands for. You were bussed as a little girl of color to a school in California because they were only trying to hurt you. And then you shit all over Biden during the debates, remember? He almost cried. Now you're working with him, licking his asshole. How does that feel?

You fucking empty pantsuit. Lib Media, next story, admits they didn't give credence to COVID lab theory because guess what? It came from those America haters, Republicans, and Donald Trump. Like this is news. Trump has been right on all the big shit. And you guys, Kavanaugh, Russian collusion, a couple of impeachments. Journalists continue to acknowledge Sunday that the media's longstanding dismissal of the Wuhan lab leak theory was in part due to the Republicans pitching it. Well, they're finally admitting it.

Can you stay counterintuitive? You are fake news. Sir. Sir, why do you have to say Chinese? Because it came from China. The dirty chinks did it. Once widely cast aside as a racist conspiracy theory and fringe nonsense, the possibility that the coronavirus accidentally leaked from the Wuhan Institute of Virology has gained increasing credence in recent weeks.

Of course it has. I kill you. I kill you right now. Kill me. I'm right here. Kill me. Okay. Two chopsticks and a couple of COVID. Come over here. Talk to me in the face. No. I'm not going to talk to you in the face unless you have a mask on. The saga has led to yet another reckoning for mainstream media journalists about groupthink and bias in the industry, faced with criticism that they blasted the theory last year for political reasons. Remember them? Follow the science. Follow the science.

Let's march out Anthony Fauci. He says he's a scientist. Turned out to be as credible as Bill Nye. Some reporters have admitted its Republican origins with figures like Senator Tom Cotton, former President Donald Trump, and former Secretary of State Mike Pompeo played into why they disparaged it. They're actually admitting. You fucking pompous, duck-up, snot-nosed, English, giant, twerp, scumbag, fuck-faced, dickhead, asshole. It goes to Joe Scarborough with the hillbilly eyes.

He's got those eyes. I brought this up and then Levin took it from me. He's got those fucking eyes. Remember the kid playing the banjo on Deliverance on the Bridge? He's got those eyes. He's got those fucking little dime slots. ABC's News Washington correspondent Jonathan Karl, who's as left-wing as anybody, on ABC's This Week Sunday,

that figures like Trump and Pompeo were not taken seriously by members of the media saying, now serious people are saying it needs a serious inquiry. Well, what did that mean? Those guys weren't serious people. His dickhead spewing whatever, you know know egg on his face egg full young okay and yes i think a lot of people have egg on their face this was an idea uh that was first put forward by mike pompeo secretary of state donald trump and look some things may be true even if Donald Trump said them. And there was,

because Trump was saying so much else that was just out of control and because he was, you know, making a frankly racist appeal talking about Kung Flu and the China virus, his notion that put forward that this may have, or that he said flatly that this came from that lab was widely dismissed. But actually, there's some real reason. We don't know, by the way. We still don't know. We absolutely don't know.

But now serious people are saying it needs a serious inquiry. Oh, by the way, we don't know for sure. Oh, by the way, we don't know for sure. You know, people like Pompeo, first in his class at fucking West Point, you know, assholes like that. Secretary of State, the president who went on a landslide twice. Jerkoff's like that was saying that back then. But we were listening to Fauci, who turned out to be the biggest lying... You know, he purged himself over the fucking weekend.

But that doesn't matter. He's a Democrat, so he'll be at Hillary's for a cookout on 4th of July. New York Times reporter David Lenhart also conceded Sunday many journalists dismissed

the lab leak theory solely because Cotton, a Trump ally and longtime critic of China, proposed it. Do you understand how stupid this is? Do you understand? They're worried about, they didn't report on it because Trump might have been racist,

even though it was killing Americans. That's their priority. You are the biggest bunch of jerk-offs ever to fucking lead this country, ever. Un-fucking-real. And you people that keep voting for him, I hope you all die in a nice house fire with your children on your laps. We don't want that procreating either. I think people made this mistake.

I think a lot of people on the political left and a lot of people in the media made the mistake. They said, wow, if Tom Cotton is saying something, it can't be true. Well, they assume that, and that's not right, he said on CNN. Yeah, it isn't right. Finally, somebody admits it. isn't right. Finally, somebody admits it. Thank you very much. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you, thank you everybody. Thank you. This is off a new album. It's called Traveler Man. Up with the sun, gone with the wind, she always said I was lazy. Leaving my homes and leaving my friends, running when things get you crazy up

Neat the road out meet the stars feeling the breeze passing the cars Women have come and women have gone Everyone trying to cage me Some was so sweet. I barely got free. And others, they only raised me up. Sometimes at night, I see their faces. I feel the traces they left on my soul. And those are the memories that make me a wealthy soul. Yeah, those are the memories that make me a wealthy soul.

Hey, guys, I'm back on the road, and I won't be singing. This month doing stand-up at a couple of great spots. This coming weekend, June 4th, in the 5th, that's this weekend, I'll be at the Comedy Cabana in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. Haven't been to that state to do comedy in 20 years. And then in two weeks, on June 18th and 19th, one of my favorite states to do comedy, I'll be in Dallas, Texas at the Sons of Herman Hall.

Lily, I'm worried about Eddie. Get tickets to all my shows on my website and nickdip.com and click on the tour button. Hope I see you out there. We'll have a few drinks afterwards. Take some pictures. You know, fucking shoot up some stuff. in our are you dog styling me segment tonight joe biden to import already deported you heard me right he's gonna import the people we've already deported oh are you ever that doesn't begin to tell you a story,

you piece of shit. President Joe Biden, president in quotes, Department of Homeland Security, DHS, may consider a plan to bring deported illegal aliens back to the United States. And we hate the country.

Although I will say this, in fairness, the country. Although, I will say this. In fairness, the Republicans are in on this, too. It's about cheap labor, so they're all cocksuckers. Presumably paid for by American taxpayers. That's right. Your tax money's going to bring people back like this.

I am the Frito Bandito. Me, I like Frito. I like the corn chips. I like the corn. I want Frito's corn chips. I'll get them. They're going to steal them from me. The open borders lobby

shared a plan with the Biden administration to bring illegal aliens deported by former president Donald Trump's administration back to the United States. Did you hear what I just fucking said? Did you hear what I just said?

I understand they want to undo some of the shit Trump did, but this is taking it to a whole new level. But you keep voting left. You go, girls. Are they trying to, and again, you've heard me say this a thousand times,

they're already going to lose the midterms. Again, if the voting machines aren't the same ones, it's legit this time. Do you understand they're going to get slaughtered? And you may never see the Democrat Party ever again. I'm fucking dead serious. And maybe I'm being naive. Because, like I said, the Republicans are like the Washington generals who play the Harlem Globetrotters.

Anyways, back to the United States, according to the Associated Press, more than, get this, 935,000, that's almost a million were deported by the Trump administration. And things got a lot quieter at at the border remember you guys remember that for about two minutes when america started to be america again and not fucking northern mexico the plan open uh the plan open borders activists uh with corporate-backed national immigrant justice center suggests could be done through executive order by Biden and create an office, which means, here's the one good thing. If he does that, the next guy that comes in can reverse that and create an office inside DHS

that allows deported, illegal aliens to submit requests to return to the United States. Meanwhile, they've had you guys locked the fuck down for the last two years, wearing fucking masks. These scumbags are coming in from God knows where, who the fuck they are, just into every major city. The AP reports the plan asked the government to take into account factors like people who were eligible for legal status and had applied before being deported, or those who have compelling circumstances, you know, like being Hispanic

and coming from a country where they shit into coffee cans, that type of stuff. The proposal has been shared with the White House staff. The group said it plans to invite Homeland Security Secretary, here's half the problem, Alejandro Mayorkas, to discuss the proposal and include a letter signed by 75 immigrants, rights organizations, 75 immigrant rights organizations. That's about 6 trillion lawyers, if you want to do the math, supporting the plan. They should all be taken out and burned alive in cages like ISIS did. Who's with me? The plan comes as the Biden administration weighs another initiative to provide amnesty and reparations to more than 1,000 illegal

alien black people. You're going to be getting pissed. These brown people are getting reparations before you. 1,000 illegal aliens deported by the Trump administration. That plan would be a result of negotiations between the Biden administration and the American Civil Liberties Union, the ACLU, which is, you might as well call them a left-wing hate group at this point, like the Poverty Center, Southern Poverty, which is representing the illegal aliens

whose children are still in the United States. So they're going to try to help them make this country all dirty-ish. Who said that? I did. Who the fuck said that? I did, motherfucker. What are you going to do about it? Who's the slimy little communist shit-twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own

death warrant? You talking to me? La la la. Biden's plan would give amnesty to illegal aliens who are already deported from the U.S. by Trump starting in January 2017 they're going back a full four years

specifically the provision provides DHS waivers to deported illegal aliens as long as they have not been convicted of a felony or three misdemeanors, so that they can return to the United States. And that doesn't matter. You really think they're going to check that?

They're already doing no cash bail for rapists. So they can return to the United States and apply for amnesty. Oh, yeah, I'm sure. I'm sure they'll show up for their paperwork. Today, there are roughly, they keep using $11 million. And they're saying 11 to 22 million. It's up around 40, if you want to be honest about it. Let's say, let's round it up to 30 million illegal aliens living in the United States and 42 million foreign nationals south of the U.S.

Mexico border who have said they want to migrate to the United States. This is a foreign population that is nearly five times the population of New York City. So don't be surprised in the apartment next to you. You hear this, everybody. Quiet at 6 a.m. over there. Un-fucking-real. Deporting people we already kicked out. It's obvious, isn't it, what the end goal is? Borderless countries. They think we're all going to live together.

But the first thing they have to do is destroy the United States. The society we know now, they have to fucking tear that down before they can implement their dog shit. And they're doing perfectly, by the way. They're really laying it out as Republicans sit there pulling their pricks watching the A-team rerun. Black Lives Matter founder, new story in Minneapolis, tells the truth about BLM. Rashad Turner, 35, opens his monologue in the video by mentioning all the little details about his life

because nobody really knew who he was. Who the fuck are you? Are you writing he was. Who the fuck are you? Are you writing a book? Who the fuck are you? I was born in Minneapolis in 1985. We called the North Side home at the time. 18th and Queen. Turner shares before continuing about his tragic past.

When I was two years old, my father was shot and killed. My mother wasn't able to take care of me. So I was raised by my grandparents. That's, you just described one out of two black kids. They told me that if I was going to change my life, which is, the grandparents are great, for the better, education was the answer, he claims. Turner then celebrates how he worked hard in school and got into Hamlin University and earned a college degree first in his family. Good for him. Then I went on to earn a master's in education, big mistake, from St. Mary's University of Minnesota. I'm sure that was a bastion of conservatism.

I am living proof that no matter how you start your life, quality education is a pathway to success. But then you look at me and go, I don't know. You are correct, sir. Okay. He says, I want the same success for our children and our communities. That means black people. All of this led to Turner's involvement with BLM. That's why in 2015, I was a founder of Black Lives Matter in St. Paul.

I believe the organization stood for exactly what the name implies. Black lives do matter, he reveals. Here's him talking a little more about what he found out once he was on the inside. That's why in 2015 I was a founder of Black Lives Matter in St. Paul. I believe the organization stood for exactly what the name implies. Black lives do matter. However, after a year on... I would like to defend you, sir, but you weren't even bright enough to realize

BLM came about right after the Trayvon Martin thing, which was another race sham. And how did you not see that? Look, I'm not, this guy got educated, and I'm happy, and I think the proof that the education worked is once he started this and was on the inside, he said, this is fucking bullshit. So we got to give him a thumbs up there. But I'm saying, how did you not know?

And then after Ferguson, the whole fucking, he was shot when his hands were up and that was A farce. I mean didn't you? Oh, that's right. CNN was there and MSNBC and NBC and ABC and CBS to coerce you Good On the inside. I learned they had little concern for rebuilding black families, and they cared even less about improving the quality of education for students in Minneapolis. That was made clear when they publicly denounced charter schools alongside the teachers union. I was an insider in Black Lives Matter, and I learned the ugly truth.

The moratorium on charter schools does not support rebuilding the black family, but it does create barriers to a better education for black children. Amen, my brother. I resigned from Black Lives Matter after a year and a half. You're good for him. He was the best guy around. He ain't there no more. We ain't partners. We ain't brothers and we ain't friends. Was that the end of it? That's the end. I hit the button. Anyhow, good for him.

Good for him. Now he's got some organization, I forgot the name of it, that actually does things that do help young black kids get an education and whatnot. But that's pretty amazing. You get raised by your grandparents in a shitty environment. You know what I mean? End up with a master's. It's an American story. It's more proof that the fucking thing isn't fixed against black people.

How about spreading the word? There are people in every race that you're never going to fix. Every fucking race. But the difference here is mainstream media uses the black thing as being oppressed by the white thing. That's their cudgel

and it's been working beautifully. You'd think to be tired to go on to the Indians or the Asians by now, but there's only like four Indians and 11 Asians. Anyways. I'm talking to my neighborhood. Speaking of black and Asian, black on yellow,

what does that mean? You know what it means. Like black on blue, black on yellow. God, how many of these have we done, Matt, since you got here? I've been... Huh? Yeah, half a dozen. And I probably did 25 to 30 before you got here.

An unhinged... I'm not exaggerating. An unhinged man randomly slugged an Asian woman in the face. And I, being a racist one, I bet you it was a black guy. I bet you it was in New York. I don't know if I got the city right, but I got the black part right. Smacked a Asian woman in the face. Ooh, tough guy. Knocking her to the ground in a brazen attack outside a Chinatown restaurant on Monday, police said. Surveillance video posted on Twitter by Assemblywoman, Assemblywoman, you line new, by Assemblywoman, Assemblywoman Yulai Niu, whose district covers Chinatown.

She captured the horrifying daytime assault on Bayard Street near Mott Street. That's San Francisco. No, it isn't. It's New York. What am I saying? Mott Street's down by Little Italy and Chinatown when they almost come together. I know that because I punched a Chinese lady in the face there, and she gave me orange chicken instead of plain.

She's doing okay, the daughter told the Post, through the door of her mom's apartment. The suspect was nabbed at the scene, taken to Bellevue Hospital for psychiatric evaluation, a quota to law enforcement. Yeah, because he has to be crazy to do that. He can't just be a hateful black guy. He has to be mentally ill.

Which isn't always the case with anybody. Check out this fucking craven piece of garbage, what he did to this woman. Be cool. Be cool. be cool he goes you hit me there's something wrong with the black man's mind there's something wrong with his mind i don't know what you're smiling at, watermelon.

I was hit first, he said, after he sucker punches an Asian woman. Black, y'all, and I'm black, y'all, and I'm blacker than black, and I'm black, y'all. Somebody want to send me a... Can you send me one of white people sucker punching old Asian people, please? Send me one, and I'll show it, and then I'll show the 1100 to the one where the white guy's a suspect, where it's a black guy. Boy, the truth hurts, and we can't talk about it.

CNN won't, NBC, even Fox, they won't fucking, we're still reporting it as a man punched an Asian woman. The reason God gave fucking poisonous snakes different colors and shit so you know where to avoid them and whatnot. What kind of analogy was that? A pretty good one. Alright, let's move on.

No, no, no, no! In our FLA segment today, surveillance video released by cops Monday show three suspected gunmen hop out of a white SUV carrying rifles and a handgun. And me being a racist, I bet you they were black guys. I still don't even know. I don't know if they had the faces were covered, but again, and I bet you they were black guys. I still don't even know.

I don't know if they had their faces covered, but again, I'll bet $100. I better not say that, because the last time I did that, people, I bet $100. Carrying rifles and a handgun seconds before they opened fire at a crowd. I swear to God, these are what they call false flags.

I'm telling you, they brainwash people. Really? Since Biden got in office, how many of these have we had? Two dozen? That's funny. An administration who wants to confiscate your guns

looking for a reason how they can do it. All of a sudden, all this shit's breaking out. They fired at a crowd outside a concert, killing two people. Can you fucking imagine? And wounding 21 others. The trio of gunmen wearing masks and hoods emerged from the front passenger side door

as well as the back seat and run toward the crowd of the footage shows two of the shooters were carrying long guns while the uh third had a handgun according to the footage let's take a look at these three fucking cowards whatever you in action. Can you... I don't even know who was at the concert. I don't even... It doesn't matter. Gee.

I wish the cops had something to go on. Can you imagine opening on a crowd just fucking watching a concert? That's faggot stuff. You want a call by its name, that's strictly for fags. The gunman targeted the crowd at the El Mula Banquet Hall. What the hell is that?

In northwest Miami-Dade County, where my buddy used to be a cop for 33 plus years, as people gathered for a rap concert. Oh, there was gunplay at a rap concert. Oh, my God. I thought it was, you know, Taylor Swift at a rap concert at the venue soon after midnight Sunday. Police said two people were killed and more than 20 were injured as the trio of shooters sprayed the crowd with bullets.

What the fuck? There's something wrong with the black man's mind. There's something wrong with his mind. These are cold-blooded murderers that shot indiscriminately into a crowd, and we will seek justice. My deepest condolences to the family of the victims, he told CBS. justice. My deepest condolences to the family of the victims, he told CBS. The chief of police of the Miami Police Department, Art Acevedo, added that the shooting, excuse me, is part of a scourge. Oh, here we go. Good time to fucking politicize. It's a scourge of gun violence across, no, it's a scourge of cultures. It's culture that's the problem. It's a scourge of certain cultures

who have no ability, no problem-solving ability, no conflict-resolution ability, ignorant, fucking, should not have been born. That's the problem. I'll say it again, because the NRA has six trillion members

and I don't think not one of them is convicted of a murder. You can Google that. It's something like that. These are cold-blooded murderers that, boy, they all seem to look alike, the cold-blooded murderers. Can you imagine if you took guns out of all the major cities in this country? You know what I'm getting at. out of all the major cities in this country.

You know what I'm getting at. We probably wouldn't even call it a gun problem at that point. But let's focus on the 12 white people that went to the Capitol with no guns. They're the real threat. Cold-blooded martyrs that shot indiscriminately into a crowd and we will seek justice. My deepest condolences to the family of the victims, he told CBS, which I already said.

A scourge of gun violence. Come on, Art. Is that what it is? Or is it a country that's trying to try something no country ever has, has six million cultures living next to each other who have nothing in common, and really, illegitimacy rates in the black community,

about 75%. You think you might want to look into that or is it really the guns? Honestly. Will you shut up? Will you? Will you please shut up? Will you shut up? Shut up? Shut up? Because of defunding of police, people are now saving cops from crime in San Francisco. That's right. Civilians are coming to the aid of cops. Brave bystanders. First of all, there's no brave bystanders

in San Francisco. Nick, that's not true. We have footage right here. Okay, maybe. Brave bystanders rescued a San Francisco... They still have cops out there? Rescued a San Francisco cop who was pummeled

to the ground by a deranged homeless man who one witness said had her in his death trap. Meaning death grip. Death trap. No, it's like this. The Asian officer,

a female officer, by the way, again, I'm not a big fan of female cops, ladies. I am sorry. I'm just saying. And any male cop will tell you that. And the statistics bear that out, too. I only throw out shit when I can back it up with statistics. I've seen so many clips online in the last 10 years

where a female cop is overpowered by a guy. And you girls, why don't you admit it? Why don't you admit it, you girls? If you're home and two dudes break in, two guys break into your house and they're roughing you up, do you want two female cops or do you want two guys coming in there? Answer the question! I'm talking to you! The Asian officer had been responding to a call on Friday in Chinatown about the man who was later identified as Geraldo Contreras, making racially motivated threats, news station KGO-TV reported.

Surveillance video showed she ordered him to face away from her and put his hands on his head, which he ignored. You know why he ignored? Because she was about 5'2", 106 grams soaking wet. And the average fucking lawless man is going to ignore that. You don't believe me? This guy is a physical specimen. I understand why she couldn't, because this guy is shredded.

This guy must live at the gym or he just got out of jail. Let's take a look at the videotape. Look, he's ripped. Ass crack hanging out. Pause. Pause. This is San Francisco. Why did that guy not run up like a soccer-style kicker

trying to hit a 55-yarder against the wind and kick that guy in the face as hard as he could? Seriously, that guy's chin was right there for him to... You would knock him unconscious with one kick. But this guy comes up and grabs like, I'm sorry, it's San Francisco. All the really fucking ripped guys are gay and they're at the gym right now. But this is such a, I'm glad he jumped in. I'm giving him credit, but I'm saying, come on, dude. You could have knocked that guy's teeth in with one

boot. Let it roll. Ethan with one boot. Let it roll. Here come some more superheroes. Look at this guy. Put down what was in your right hand. Guy in the orange shorts is a lot of help. Let me get over here so I don't get fucking blood on my sneakers.

God fucking help us all. I'm glad they jumped in. Hey, how's that defunding the police going in San Francisco? I'm guessing you're doing it. I'm not even sure, but I'm going to jumped in hey how's that defunding the police going San Francisco I'm guessing you're doing it I'm not even sure but I'm gonna lean that there he's a big guy he was not letting go this is a witness he had a death trap on her

sure it wasn't a mouse trap and he was not letting go Michael Waldorf who had just finished eating dinner nearby the RNG Lounge, told the news station, I saw it as an emergency. Good for him. She needed our help, and she needed it right away, he continued, which is good. I'm not saying there's no danger there. You don't know the guy could have a knife on him.

But he was kneeling down with his chin out, waiting for you to kick it. The officer whose identity has not been released. Why is that? Suffered a bloody nose and minor injuries. Police have not said whether the attack is being investigated as a hate crime because it did involve a white suspect. And we all know hate crimes were written to prosecute white people. This guy was yelling racial shit. I said it at the beginning of the story, which is all you

have to do to make something a hate crime, by the way. Contreras allegedly had made threats the day before, saying he specializes in killing Asian people. But why would you, you've got to mull this over. He went on with a hate crime or not. I mean, he said he was going to kill Asian people. You fucking faggots. What is wrong with you? Honest to God. And I say that lovingly, gay people.

I have a ton of gay fans. The San Francisco Police Officers Association thanked the bystanders. Listen to this, these poor bastards, who intervened in a tweet. They thanked them in a tweet. Here's the tweet from the cops. Excuse me. We've seen a rise in violent attacks by homeless individuals, including attacks on police officers. We are deeply grateful to these citizens who rushed to our officer's aid. Our staffing shortage left this officer working alone instead of with a partner. I'll repeat that. Our staffing, as he took it down, what's the hurry, Matt?

Our staffing shortage is the reason this cop was working alone. That's all right. Did you hear that? Now, why would they have a staffing shortage? A couple reasons. People don't want to be cops anymore because nobody has their back. Secondly, they're cutting cops jobs because they're defunding the police in stupid liberal cities like this. You guys have never been right about anything.

Can I take time to just say that to you lib fucks? Last time you were right was in the 50s maybe about race and stuff. Since then, you haven't got shit right. Crime is up at every major city. Let's defund the police. But let's pretend there's not a correlation there. How does it feel to be severely retarded?

Do you shit your pants? Cutting the budget. Give me the money. Give me the fucking money. That's a Republican. That's DeSantis. Oh, God. Hey, I want to thank all you people who contribute to the show.

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Don't forget, you know, you can contribute, you know, you can watch it for free or contribute financially at all the sites. And we're supposed to be, Matt, I don't know if you've got, if Tommy talked, I was told at the end of this month, and remember, I read a thing that said, for sure, we're going to be in about six more platforms that I can be kicked off of. Hi, how are you? Welcome to Democratville. Anyways, let me have a sip of my mediocre coffee. Can I just go? This is about the 12th time in the history of the show that I do this this time every year.

I give a speech about how unbelievably good NHL playoff hockey is. I don't understand if you're a sports fan and you don't eat this shit up. I am a football fan. I still love it, even though, you know, it's turned into Black Lives Matter. I'm more of a college guy anyways. Fucking NFL kind of bores me now. I football. I played it.

I fucking love it. I did. Now I'm an old fuck. But NHL hockey is a different level of fucking exciting. Why they don't market to soccer fans is beyond me, because there's a lot of similarities. Only hockey actually has physicality. People, I'm not talking about fights, how they do that anymore.

I'm talking about people running into each other at 25, 30 miles an hour on skates, and goalies making say, it's just fucking unbelievable. Bruins Island is last night. My B's lost, by the way. They're down 3-1 with about eight minutes left in the game. They tie the game in front of a, guess this,

a full house at fucking TD Garden in Boston. So much better with people. So the place is going shit, goes into overtime. Somebody fucks up, guy goes in on a breakaway for the island, ends it. So it's 1-1. But I'm telling you, I was sitting there. I've been watching this shit my whole life. You'd think it would be like, I was, my wife, my wife's, what the fuck is your problem?

I'm sweating. My heart was going a thousand miles. They play six, seven minutes without a whistle, guys. How you can watch basketball or soccer, soccer where the fucking 90% of the game takes place in the fucking neutral zone. I mean, vicious hitting, everything. Just please give it a try. Please.

Who am I, fucking Gary Bettman? I swear to God I could help a market. I don't know how it's not the most popular sport on the planet. Well, Nick, they don't play in this, you know, in the southern hemisphere, in South America. Build a rink. They did it in fucking L.A., and it took off. They have teams in Carolina now.

I mean, I just, if I could do it over again, I think I'd do hockey speaking of a hockey let's talk about a black guy beating up another guy a white guy there's only a few black hockey players but of course they're really good I'm telling you they would dominate that sport too they have fucking legs uh anyways remember this we showed this I think I reported on this. Maybe I didn't. Cape Girardeau, Missouri. That's where Rush Limbaugh hailed from. Uh, Missouri man will spend seven years. Now, because I'm a racist, I said, I bet you it's a black guy.

Guess what? It's going to spend seven years in the can after pleading guilty to punching a 12 year old. See, I'll read it, it should say black guy, punching a 12-year-old white kid in the head in a sucker punch attack that was captured on Facebook Live, has been viewed hundreds of thousands of times. It should be in the millions,

but Jack Dorsey's probably sitting on the original. Cedric Charles Moore Jr., 27, of Cape Girardeau, was charged with second-degree assault and sentence to the maximum seven years. No hate crime here? No hate crime? He's going to do seven years for sucker punching this kid, this white kid. This is him this morning along the side of a highway picking up trash. Police said in a Facebook post that the July 3rd, 2020 night attack in the city's downtown was completely unprovoked. No kidding. You must be a detective. Why there's a white kid downtown in this area

is beyond me. And he's 12 and he's white. He has no, you never turn your back on anybody. I don't give a fuck. Anybody. I walk around like this, even when I'm at McDonald's. I'm at the food court at the mall. I'm like this eating. I'm at the food court at the mall, I'm like this eating. It works. And then, guess what? One time I didn't do that, I'm shaking a guy's hand after a show, I got sucker punched by his daughter.

They set me up, and don't think I forgot that. I hope you watch my show, scumbags. It's still up here. Anyways, let's take a look at this active, courageous, this meathead. Mm-hmm. Wake up, white people. How about this? The guy looked like he outweighed this kid by double runs up gets a running start soccer punch still didn't knock him out what a bitch what a biatch but why is this kid on street corner dancing you know on the corner of fight the Power and Die Whitey Avenue at 2 in the morning? Video footage captured.

Why is that not an instant hate crime? What else could have that provoked him? What else? Everybody else in the video is black. Captured by fingerprint urban dance studio instructor Michael Crank Curry. So this white kid was taking this guy's class or whatever. At least the guy's doing something

constructive. He's the one who tried to chase after the fucking, he saw there were two other people. Curry said at the time, I was stunned. You were. How about Blondie? Curry said he initially wanted to go after his student's attacker but backed off when he saw two others in the vehicle with the man, which is called street smarts.

Bouncers at a nearby bar rushed out to help while Curry was focused on his student. The boy was diagnosed with a concussion, but has since been released from the hospital. And yeah, that's not a hate crime. We should have done a reverse the races on that one. Imagine that's a black kid crime. Just, we should have done a reverse the races on that one. Imagine that's a black kid dancing, white guy. Hey,

let me, this is, why don't I see Jim Jordan or some fucking Republican with this footage on the fucking Capitol House floor today

going, hey, look, and then ask some lib fucking cocksucker like Pelosi, is that a hate crime? Should have an answer.

Oh, no, that's just reparations. Anyways, all right, that's it. That is it for today, ladies. And right here, a great friend of mine from the San Francisco area, that is it for today. Again, thank you guys for watching the show, contributing. Go to nickdip.com. Click on my tour dates. Go to thecomicsgym.com,

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