The Nick DiPaolo Show - Build That Wall Or Else...

Episode Date: December 20, 2018

 Comey Admits Pissing On Protocols, Trump Blinks On Wall, Antifa Asshole Alcoff Exposed, Bobby Kelly Calls In 

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What's going on? Welcome to the show, guys. Somebody must have turned my headset down a little. Just right there, baby. Right there. Anyways, how are you? Welcome to the big show on a Wednesday. Streaming live, Facebook, YouTube, all that horseshit. We'll do it live. All the shit. That's bad. We'll do it live! Fuck it!

Yeah, that's what I say, do it live. Fuck it. Yeah, that's what I say, motherfucker. I want all of you to enjoy your cake. So, enjoy. You've got to get mad. You've got to say, I'm a human being. God damn it. My life has value. Ah, it doesn't have value. I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore. Welcome to the show. I am Old Nick. What is Old Nick? Well, we read it yesterday.

Chief spirit of evil and adversary of God. Tempter of mankind. Master of hell. Beelzebub. Beelzebub. Devil. Lucifer. Prince of darkness.

Satan the tempter. Who am I tempting? What am I tempting? Tempting fate by doing this shit for my house. Ha ha ha, 833-599-NICK, 833-599-NICK, 833-599-6425 is the phone number. How are ya? Dates, real quick, ladies and gentlemen. You can get them at nickdip.com, but I'll read them to you since you're listening.

This Saturday night, the comedy works, Saratoga Springs, New York. Monday, New Year's Eve, December 31st, Tarrytown Music Hall, Tarrytown, New York. Wednesday, January 9th, the Fat Black Pussycat, New York City. Friday, January 11th, Lucy's in Pleasantville, New York. Saturday, January 12th, Fairfield in Pleasantville, New York. Saturday, January 12th, Fairfair Theatre Company, Fairfield, Connecticut. Saturday, January 19th, Bobby V's, Windsor Locks, Connecticut.

Sunday, January 27th, the Ventura Harbor Comedy Club, Ventura, California. Friday and Saturday, that's February 8th and 9th, the Black Box in Boca Raton, Florida. Friday, March 8th, Wood Theatre, Glens Falls, New York. Saturday, March 9th, Cohoes Hall, Cohoes, New York. Might be shooting then. I've changed venues. I don't know if I told you. I was talking about maybe shooting something at Fairfield Theater Company. I think we're going to do it at

Cohoes Hall, which is a magnificent looking room. And that's the plan. Friday, April 26th, Steel Stacks, Bethlehem, Pennsylvania. Friday, May 31st, Jonathan's in a Gunkwood, Maine. Saturday, August 10th, Newtown Theater, Newtown, Pennsylvania. There's a couple of other dates on there,

but the ticket links aren't up yet, so I won't mention them. I was told, because then people go, the ticket thing ain't up yet. So there you go it's just watching tv and i see a commercial for a something called the good news app i think it was good news app and then i have people going i used to only watch news that i agreed with but now i can get both

sides and then they fucking show the app and where do you get it uh apple app store and google whatever google play isn't that fucking hilarious i don't know if you're picking up on it but we've already established that those big tech big tech companies like google have a real left wing slant as far as how they run and that comes from people who worked there. They fucking hate conservatives. They hate guys like me. But get that app. That way you can get both sides. What fucking it's like watching somebody mug somebody on the street on camera, just lying to your face. So don't get the good news app. Take a big dump on it. I can get both sides. I can get Rachel Maddow and then

Chris Matthews yeah fucking Joe Hillbilly Scarborough can you imagine Google go we're gonna give you both sides of the news after all the empirical evidence that you're lying motherless fucks but you get it guys just like Yahoo News keeps popping up on my phone which i wouldn't fucking it just keeps popping up it it's the same as uh cnn and the airports they just keep that fucking propaganda coming cnn the fucking propaganda arm of the democrat party just gets its talking points and just keeps on coming every trump hater on the planet, they march out every night. A panel of just like-minded leftist jerk-offs

just lying to your face. Just Trump haters just firing at you. But you get the good news app. You'll get both sides. Suck it. Am I right, Ryan? Ryan looks like one of those bored guys at the airport with his headphones on waiting for another plane to park.

Anyhow, who needs it? Happy holidays, huh? Happy holidays to you, you fucking... You ain't getting shit. You ain't getting shit. No, you ain't getting dick. That's right. You ain't getting dick. No, you ain't getting dick. You ain't getting dick from me, Ma. How do you like that?

You ain't getting shit for Christmas. Wake up, white people. I don't know why that was so loud. I got a wicked headache today, folks. Wicked. Anyways, what do we got at the top of the show? At the top of the

show, video emerges. Redskin Safety, Monte Nicholson, another gentleman who plays for the NFL, was arrested Tuesday morning for allegedly, allegedly, it's on camera. How the fuck is it alleged? I, fucking i my stem allegedly assaulting a man uh while drunk you tell me this is alleged what's alleged about this i mean you know it's the guy Hey, yo, chill, son. This is my man, son. Lamar! Get up! Lamar!

It's me, yo. Hey, that's my man! Yo, son, that's my man! Stop! Stop, my man! That's my man! Bang. Bang.

Oh, my God. Can we see that again? The guy's being held. Yeah, they're going to show it in slow-mo. The guy's being held when he fucking drops him with the left hand watch you get in fight with a guy who plays in the NFL bang the guy's being held

by somebody that's my man that's my man I don't know if they're more violent on the field or off the field I can't decide the National Felon League I'm still waiting for a clip of a field or off the field. I can't decide. The National Felon League. I'm still waiting for a clip of a bunch of white NFL players

and yes, they get in trouble once in a while, but if every one white clip you have like that, I'd say there's 10 or 15. Nick, what's your point? You know what my fucking point is. I just can't say it. I'll get all kinds of hot water. There's something wrong with his mind. Nicholson. I love the fact that his name is Nicholson. Nicholson is seen throwing multiple punches. Then he throws a haymaker that knocks the victim to the ground.

Redskins 2017 fourth round pick was with a woman believed to be his girlfriend who was accused of assaulting another woman. So we have a couple of fucking violent uh he looks so much different than all the other nfl uh fucking cretins uh but his girlfriend uh accused of assaulting a woman with a bottle they didn't say sexually or whatever uh though it was not seen in the video so that means she's innocent nicholson who has started seven games this season has since been released on bond. And then the Redskins released a statement. We are aware of the arrest of Montae Nicholson. Redskins spokesman Tony Wiley said in a statement

before the video came out, we are gathering more information and we will not comment until we reach Robert Mullen. Put a special counsel in. That was applause for me. That fucking league, huh? What are they going to do? I mean, this is who plays the game,

but Jesus Christ. I want to know who was dumb enough to get in a fight with the guy who plays in the NFL. There are tougher guys out there. I'm just saying. It makes for good. When did TMZ become the go-to for fucking

every time a pro athlete fucking loses his mind, TMZ is there. God bless them. They're actually, they're more credible than MSNBC and CNN and ABC and the rest of them. Because they would never show that footage because it would show black people in a bad light. Oh, come on, Nick. You heard me, you son of a bitch.

I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore. Take what, where and when? 833-599-6425. Let's get to the big one i think it's one of the big stories former fbi director james the rat fucking skink face comey admitted in a recent interview that he personally made the decision to send a pair of agents to interview president trump's national security advisor at the time michael flynn 2017, and acknowledged the arrangement was not typical for dealing with a White House official. Here's Comey admitting that he just shit all over the usual protocol when doing something like this. This is White House now, and it's hard to imagine two FBI agents ending up in the same room.

How did that happen? I sent them. Oh, that's funny. Oh, that's funny. Something I probably wouldn't have done or maybe gotten away with in a more organized investigation, a more organized administration. Something I normally wouldn't have gotten away with. Right there he's admitting that he took a big dump all over the... He violated protocol for the fucking FBI.

Jesus Christ, can we stop calling this guy the fucking eagle scout of the year normally go ahead the fbi wanted to send agents into the white house itself to interview a senior official you would work through the white house council and there'd be discussions and approvals and who would be there. And I thought it's early enough. Let's just send a couple of guys over. Listen to the jerk offs in the audience eating it up and left.

Oh, you tricked a military guy, Michael Flynn, who only dedicated most of his life to serve this country and all the fucking left wing cunts in the audience are giggling we got him you trapped him this guy's the dirtiest

cop ever fucking ever it's between him and fucking Mueller who's not a cop but he said he also said I normally wouldn't have got away with it. Then he said, because something about the investigation, he meant this, he corrected himself because it was a kind of a disorganized, he said, investigation, I mean, administration. It was like a Freudian slip but this guy this guy is a known leaker and he fucking there's a list of shit that he did that's illegal but everybody all the jerk

offs in the audience I don't even know where it was I'm guessing the campus of NYU or something we got a general we got a guy who defended this country put his neck on the line he was in action for four years actually in enemy territory yay we tricked him Flynn had to sell his house to pay his bills and shit they destroyed a guy they tricked him into lying I'll get into more of the details

well how do you say that he's a fucking James Comey Muller yes he did James Comey, Mueller. Yes, he did. The January 2017 interview with FBI is the basis of Flynn's guilty plea to making false statements in a deal with Mueller's team.

Flynn pleaded guilty to lying about whether he had talked to former Russian ambassador, Sergei Kislyak in December 2016 on limiting the Russian government's response to former President Obama's recently imposed sanctions for election meddling. Flynn was pushed out shortly after his interview for misleading Mike Pence and other officials about those contacts. But according to Flynn's legal team, FBI agents, and this has been proven by,

in his case, did not instruct Flynn that any false statements he made could constitute a crime and decided not to confront him directly about anything he said that contradicted their knowledge of his wiretap communications with Kislyak. So even when they,

even when they, they, they, they, they knew what his words were when he's talking to Kisly they didn't question him when they said did you say this was this uh they just let him you know hang him it was a trap earlier this week Flynn's legal team also made the allegations that the FBI had pushed him not to bring a lawyer to his interview with agents at the White House because that's uh that's sort of on Flynn a little bit. But you know who told him, yeah, you don't need a lawyer. We're just going to send a couple guys over. McCabe, that fucking Weasley Andrew McCabe, who's since been canned. He's the one who said to Flynn, yeah, you don't really fucking. Flynn's a military guy. What does he know? U.S. District Judge Emmett G. Sullivan ordered Mueller late Wednesday to turn over all the government's documents and memoranda related to Flynn's questioning.

But Sullivan's demands put Mueller under the microscope and sets a 3 p.m. Eastern Friday deadline for the special counsel's office to produce the sensitive FBI documents. Everybody like at Fox News and people who lean right thought this Judge Sullivan was just going to say, you can't do this to him and just dismiss it. But he actually lectured Flynn and scolded him and actually said to him, you sold your country out. I think this judge was watching TV and didn't like that everybody at Fox News and everybody on the right was sort of saying this guy's gonna cave and not do anything to flynn i'm hearing all kinds of can you guys hear that jace can you hear that all kinds of like background

long as it's not on the end product i don't care but it's a little you know i don't know what's going on i'm ready to fucking blow it up i'll be doing this from a picnic table in the woods anyways so yeah everybody thought this guy Sullivan was going to go easy but they haven't sentenced him yet that was postponed and then last Thursday Trump tweeted about Flynn's case saying they gave General Flynn a great deal

because they said they Mueller recommended no jail time or whatever but they still destroyed his life because they were embarrassed by the way he was treated the FBI said he didn't lie and they overrode the FBI they want to scare everybody into making up stories that are not true by catching them in the smallest of misstatements and that's exactly what they fucking do you are correct sir but don't take my word for it because i'm not a lawyer um but you know who is you know who's a great riga uh constitutional scholar from georgetown jonathan turley and he's on all the shows he's just not on fox i see him on cnn msnbc

he's a right down the middle guy and uh a real smart lawyer and And this was his feelings about how they treated Flint. The guy's over. Right. Do you know what's amazing is that actually could be his epitaph of how he was director, right? I mean, everyone criticizes Trump for going outside the lines, but Comey's entire career at the FBI has been so improvisational. It's shocking.

You know, he did that with his infamous press conference on Hillary Clinton he did that in terms of his work and early in the Trump administration including removing FBI memos once he was fired and leaking them it's all disturbing how he tosses aside protocol and rules when he feels that there's something to get out of it there's this is an important protocol you know there's something to get out of it. This is an important protocol. There's a lawyer who's in charge of the White House facility. He's called the White House Counsel. You're supposed to call him.

And what did they get from Flynn? They got from him that he met with the Russians, which was neither legal nor unprecedented. He failed to say that they talked about sanctions. But then they intentionally didn't bring that up to him. But the the agents at the time said apparently that they didn't believe he was lying. And then Mueller decided to go back and charge him. It became a canned hunt. They put this guy in a cage and they shot him. Yeah, that's from a legal scholar. Same with Dershowitz. The fucking these are these are bad guys that set him up why and

why him why did he I guess they saw an easy mark I don't always get a military guy doesn't know the law of the buggin he's not he's been too busy defending putting his neck on the line and whatever but but you know Turley has no dog in this fight and I think Dershowitz is two of the brightest legal minds have the same opinion that was and it's just what the president say they get you in the room and they trap you into one misstatement you forget something and they go well we we knew about it you didn't you didn't bring this up so you just lied to us that's the fucking u.s government and if they do it to a guy like flynn who's got a million medals on his chest they're certainly going to do it to somebody that should scare you people a little bit

should it not hold on John in Seattle has a problem with Billy Burr why? John what's up what's the matter with Billy Burr yeah can you hear me? yeah go ahead can you hear me?

yeah well I agree 100% with your thoughts on General Flynn. I'm a Marine Corps veteran myself. Okay. This guy is being fucking hung up, dude. Fuck this guy Mueller, and I'm embarrassed to be a Marine Corps veteran, combat veteran, disabled combat veteran. And this fucking guy, Mueller, I'm embarrassed that he's a Marine. Yeah, where did he go wrong?

Where did he go wrong, John? Yeah, I don't know what happened. I have no idea what the fuck happened to this guy. This guy's out of fucking control. Fuck that guy, man. Yeah, he's got... I'll punch him right in the fucking face if I saw him ever. Fuck that guy, dude. That, he's got... I would punch him. I'll punch him right in the fucking face if I saw him ever.

Fuck that guy, dude. That's a Marine right there. Wait, now, hold on. Now, I'm looking at this. John, hold on. It says you have a problem with Billy Burr. Oh, yeah. Did you hear the beef with AJ Benzo?

No, I didn't. Dude from New York, New Jersey area. Yeah, I know who he is. You didn't hear that? No. Dude from New York, New Jersey area? Yeah, I know who he is. You didn't hear that? No. Right. Yeah. No, he was 100% right

because that F is for family, he spoke on that F is for family that Bill Burr has out there on Netflix. Right. And he said something about it and i looked at it i want i went online i went to netflix and i looked at it and he's 100 dude that is an ethos of family thing is fucking a joke dude it's fucking horrible dude horrible well hold on okay horrible how you don't find it funny you don't find it funny what's all

the noise hold on uh are you walking are you walking or something no go ahead i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry there's a lot of a lot of banging you hear me better yeah um sorry sorry sorry that's all right can you hear me a little better now yeah i can so you just don't find the show funny i heard it's great and i can't believe believe Billy Burrow put out something that's unfunny. I mean, what's your problem with it? It's stupid, man. It's supposed to be based on Bill Burr's fucking childhood or something like that. Yeah.

And he's rubbing his cock against the TV and stuff like that as a kid. Well, I did that. That shit needs to come down, man. Dude. That shit needs to come down, man. Dude, that shit needs to come down, dude. All right. Yeah, man. I'll tell him. And this Michael Flynn, hey, the Flynn thing, dude.

Yeah, man. I'm with you 100%, dude. Thank you, Johnny. This guy's got, yeah. All right, brother. He's got a fucking, go ahead. Thank you for the call. All right, man.

I got a lot more calls, but Semper Fi, baby. Okay, bye. All right. It's all over. I got a lot more calls, but Semper Fi, baby. Okay, bye. All right. It's all over the map there a little bit, but I know F is for fan. I've never heard a bad thing about it. Billy Bird is behind. You know, I know it's fucking funny. I just don't watch Netflix because I don't even know how to get the goddamn show.

It's the golden age of TV. I've seen three things and still watching leave it a beaver reruns let me get let me get the final fucking uh political story out of the way i'm not in the mood today for any of this shit sooner pelosi gets an office and fucking trips and breaks her neck on the front steps at a white house the sooner i will sleep like a baby. Trump's starting to push my nerves and a few of the supporters, here you go, the wall is now a steel slat

and Trump has screwed his supporters, it says. Hmm. Huh? And this came about on Fox & Friends, which is one of his favorite shows. Angeli Earhart confronted White House advisor Kellyanne Conway with depressing truth that Trump employing his legendary cutthroat negotiation skills had just embarrassed himself in trying to get what amounts to pennies in border wall funding. Build that wall. Build that wall. Build that wall. People who voted for him want the wall, went to the polls to vote for that wall. Build that wall. Build that wall. People who voted for him want the wall, went to the polls to vote for that wall.

They want to know, this is Earhart talking, how he's going to do this, and they want to know why he seems to be softening his stance this morning. Because, as you know, he backed down. Trump blinked, as far as I can see. He was going to shut down the government, and they passed some continuing resolution horseshit where the government's going to stay open. And now people have questions about the wall that he's building. It's not what he promised.

But Conway replied, that's Kelly Angle, with a preposterous claim that Trump is not softening his stance. she did what Democrats have been doing, insist that a wall isn't as important as some vague assurance about border, about border securities. But it's all lies. It isn't that important. Like I said, there's a million ways to protect the border. The wall is probably eighth on the, 108th on the list.

There's a million ways. A fence. It doesn't have to be 30 feet high. It can be 10 feet high, but when you touch it, it fries you. I mean, there's a million ways. Six feet of cat shit.

Although they're used to that in Central America. They'll eat through the wall. Nick, why would you say... But seriously, drones, water cannons. You want me to believe the greatest military this planet has ever seen. We can't stop a bunch of stragglers.

That is just hilarious. Hilarious. There's all kinds of weapons, flametowers whatever the gop is full of shit both sides are full of shit the gop enjoys the cheap labor and also to both sides and the and the fucking democrats want to secure the future vote for the next hundred years there's a million the wall isn't that important you know it's more symbolic now, but put fucking, just have planes flying around, picking people off with rubber bullets,

by the way. You don't have to kill them. I would kill them, but apparently that's out of style today. You're supposed to let people invade your country and whatever,

fucking giant pepper spray balls. Throw cans of deodorant at these people. They will turn and run the other way faster than you, my mother. But anyways, he's sort of caving you know so uh no shutdown and people um he said uh well the president didn't address the wall in a set of tweets it was essentially

yet more backing down on his signature campaign promise we are not building a concrete wall we are building artistically designed steel slats, he says, so that you can easily see through it. Why is that important? What the fuck? Why is that important? If we can see through it, they can see back and they're going to go, oh, I want to live there.

What are you doing? Put a fucking million crocodiles on leashes. Game of Thrones shit I've never watched the faggy show but dude I'm sure there's people getting doused with hot oil and right Ryan the shit you do you recreate this on Saturday with your gay friends yeah

I love it it's like playing D&D it's like playing D&D that's dumber and dumber I guess no that was a sexual remark. Let's go to Joey in Long Island. Joe in Long Island. How are you, Joe?

Welcome to the show. How are you? Oh, watch your mouth. My mother's listening. I know she is. Listen, at the end of the day, it doesn't matter about the practicality of the wall. If Trump doesn't get at least started on this damn thing, he's done in 2020. All those right-wing nationalists.

All right, hold on, Joe. Hold on. He's already started. Go ahead. They've already built a few hundred miles. It's already been started, but I don't know what this talk today about slats. Dude, that's just fencing. No, it's not just fencing.

That's not a wall. Okay, go ahead. I love that Long Island accent. You know what I mean? If he doesn't get that thing started, you know what I mean. If he doesn't get that thing done, if he doesn't look like he's building that damn thing by 2020, all those right-wing nationalists, and God love them, they got them elected. They're gone. They're going to stay home. They're not going to vote for them. So he's done on this issue. Well, I'm one of those guys, and I'm not going to stay home. I still vote for him. Anything fucking is better than anything from the left. What are you going to put up?

Ocasio-Cortez? Well, you combine that with the fucking Federal Reserve raising rates today, trying to sabotage the economy. They take that away from them. Then you're going to get all the independents that run for the hill. This guy's fucking done, unless he starts building the wall. It doesn't even matter if he starts building the wall. You, then you're going to get all the independents that run for the hill. This guy's fucking done unless he starts building the wall. I'm telling you right now. It doesn't even matter

if he starts building the wall. You understand? They're going to fucking, they're going after him. They're going after his tax records, his business, his personal records. They're going to dig something up.

They've been after him since he came down the escalator. So whether he builds the fucking wall or not, the left is a bunch of scum, American-hating fucking garbage, and I'm tired of it. It's go time, Joe joe let's fucking we have all the guns on my side let's fucking go man i'm sick of it shoot one of those illegals easy there easy there proud boy easy proud boy oh please okay okay fucking antifa member all right right, Joey. Good call.

I love Long Island people. I love them. Love New York as a general. I must. I moved down here years ago. Let's go to Chris in Stoneham. Let me explain how Ryan spells Stoneham. S-T-O-N-E-U-M. Ryan spells a stone. Um, S T O N E U M. Honest to God,

dude, where did you go to fucking? Oh, that's right. New York somewhere here. Chris, what's going on in stone? Um,

Hey, Nick. Uh, yeah, I really hope Trump gets the border wall built, and I hope he names it the Nancy Pelosi Memorial Border Wall while she's both still alive and in office. And you know what we do?

That would be great. Make her walk that wall. You know, make her walk that wall like a pheasant, and we get to shoot at her. Not with real guns. Absolutely. With just good ideas. All right.

Take it easy, Nick. Thanks for taking my call. You got it, buddy. Chris from Stone. Um. How about this? I'm going to spell it for you. I bet you it was massive.

This is a lot of stone. It's a lot of Stonehams. There's a Stoneham Mass. Stone and Ham, H-A-M. That would be Stoneham. Yeah, I've never heard of Stoneham. I know, but the way he said it and the way you spelled it, I knew it has to be Massachusetts. Because, like, you know Peabody?

We say Peabody up there. We fuck up a lot of shit. But that was hilarious. Stone um. Ryan, how do you spell stone um? S-T-O-N-E um. That's right. You are correct. Anyways, he's

right, though. He's going to piss off the base and the people who voted him in. Anyhow, last month, the White House sent out photos of steel slats calling it a wall. I guess those are inspiring wall prototypes. The guy who wrote the article says we saw photographed in San Diego back in March was simply placed in some dump right next to Trump's regard for his supporters. Take it easy. We always fucking prejudge this guy.

He'll pull something out of his hat wig anyways uh trump said on camera last week he would be proud to partially shut down the fed government if he couldn't secure the five billion from congress for his border wall he set himself up a failure and with the december 21st deadline to pass a new spending bill approaching he's accepting defeat well he's in deep shit because he's punting the ball down. They pass a continuing resolution. So the next time they're going to bring this issue up, Pelosi and her leather nipples

and all her retarded minions are going to be, control the house. So I don't know how he's going to get out of this one. But people are getting PO'd a little bit. We shall see.

It sounds like he blinked. I could be wrong. I'm no fucking, I'm no expert. Mitch McConnell, Mitch McConnell is in the news today. The Senate is preparing to vote Wednesday

on a short-term measure to fund the government through February 8th, a move that eases the risk of a shutdown. First of all, do you guys understand that when they threaten

to shut down the government, that's just what, it's a fucking, it's a canard. Do you guys understand that when they threaten to shut down the government, that's just what it's a fucking it's it's a canard. Do you understand? Go back and Google presidents and shut. I think Reagan shut it down four times. Jimmy Carter, six, once on a Bill Clinton for three weeks. Nobody even noticed. You know, you know who doesn't work when you shut down the non-essential employees? The guy that's working at the Smithsonian fucking jerk-offs like that. You know, you can't take a tour of the White House.

I mean, nobody even, you don't even miss it. It shuts down on the weekends. Shut it down for good, for Christ's sake. Sometimes I think I'm with the anarchists. These people are just in our way. Just protect my ass with your military and then mind your business. That's all I need you for. And when I'm older,

I've been paying into Social Security. There better be something there. I won't be too old to come to your house then. That's what I'd be nervous about. If I was a politician and fucked people over the Social Security, you're fucking people over in the 70s and 80s. Half of them, they have about a week to live. What would stop grampy from strapping a bomb on him and showing up and fucking

where's my money you cocksucker yeah so uh the senate's preparing to vote wednesday short-term measure that was already done today finding the government through february 8thth eases the risk of a shutdown, and Trump backed off on his demand for a border wall, and I don't like that. It's pissed me off a little bit. Why can't I grab this microphone? I beat your brains out with it, because that's what you deserve.

That's what you deserve. Mitch McConnell, no-chin McConnell, last out of the Democrat, who had taken control of the House in general, for failing to give Trump any of the $5 billion the president wanted for the wall along the U.S. southern border with Mexico. This seems to be the reality of a political moment. Has anybody seen my chin?

Yeah, it's right below your first chin. This guy has a fat woman's vagina right below his chin and the eyes of an owl. Good politician. He's been there forever, which I hate. The reality of political mom, it seemed like political spite for the presidency, maybe winning out over sensibility. He then clarked like a fucking chicken. Leader Chuck Schumer, minority leader, said Democrats would support the measure.

He said Democrats oppose Trump's border demands because the wall is inefficient. Yeah, like Schumer wants to. I should have pulled up footage of him talking about illegals 20 years ago. What a two-faced motherless fuck he is. The wall is inefficient, sort of like you doing your job. And because Trump promised on the campaign trail that Mexico would pay for the wall, which Mexico has refused to do, we know they're going to pay for it one way or the other. Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!

We want smart, effective border security, Schumer said. That's not a wall, he says. Meanwhile, he lives in a gated, know fucking home just a cheese eater a motherless nipple wonder the swift movement in congress came after trump moved off his demand on twitter trump appeared to respond to criticism wednesday that he was backing down insisting that one way or the other we will win on the wall trump also argued that mexico will pay indirectly for the wall. Trump also argued that Mexico will pay indirectly for the wall because the terms of a new trade deal, it's like the new NAFTA thing,

will boost U.S. revenue, but that outcome is not assured. Just last week at a televised meeting at the White House, Trump said he would be proud, a proud boy, to shut down the government over the wall. But then he backpedaled like a little bitch, like a defensive back being burned deep by a kid out of the wall. But then he backpedaled like a little bitch, like a defensive back being

burned deep by a kid out of the ghetto. But the White House showed its willingness to budge as it became apparent the president does not have support in Congress for funding the wallet $5 billion. Even some of the spineless GOP fuckstains aren't helping him out here. It's amazing this guy can get up in the morning and go to work with all this type of fucking nonsense. Anyways, I don't care about the stopgap budget and blah, blah, blah, blah. During a meeting on Capitol, McConnell had proposed $1.6 billion

for the Board of Rensing, as outlined in a bipartisan Senate bill, plus an additional $1 billion that Trump could use on the border. Democrat leaders immediately spurn on the border. Democrat leaders immediately spurned the proposal. They called it a slush fund. You mean like the slush fund you guys dip into every time you molest

20 of your fucking aides? Or secretaries? You fucking silly bastards. What happened to the idea of the military building it and shit get the money somewhere else everybody out there who voted for trump send him three dollars or whatever 10 jesus h get the guys who did wrigley feel to do the wall put some nice poison ivy on it you know what

happens central american central america they'll make salad out of it. Our father who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name, thy kingdom. I've been holding a piss since no time. I have no idea why. Gene has a good point.

He says they went after Flynn because he knew stuff about Obama when he worked for him. Okay, so but why would they cut him loose now, Gene, with no jail time? Well, this is, and I heard Dan Bongino on his podcast talking about this. He brought up a great point. Apparently, this is reported, a lot of sources told Dan Bongino and other people at Fox. Remember the first couple weeks after trump won him and obama were actually being really friendly before the uh spying stuff

came out of december well yeah but that was apparently that was for the cameras trump yep good i agree but he apparently obama said gave trump one piece of advice don't put flynn in your cabinet he's got problems the obama administration knew that flynn knows where the bodies are buried because he was a high-ranking guy yeah he was you know he was there since bush he was under obama you know he was a general that's true you know but g okay administration had it in for flynn before the election actually happened okay but let me let me say this g with that said, and if it is true, why would he agree to go in there

without a lawyer? I'm assuming he didn't know that they were gunning for him, but that's a good, you bring up a good point. He should have known better. Yeah, I mean I think it had to be a total setup where they fooled him. I mean, I think he really thought, hey, we won the election. They don't know, you know, it it's all good i think you're right they and it was hey jonathan turley

and derrick dershowitz these guys are brilliant guy and they're both saying this guy was set up can you imagine and you know what that makes that theory does make sense obama since obama's such an anti-military guy he would pick a guy who you know served this country just to the obama's the worst thing that ever happened in this fucking nation okay so like throw me in the racist category great call gene appreciate it buddy uh just a fucking anti-american fucking community activist rebel rousing who could tell a decent joke if it was written for him and he looked good in a suit i'll give him that much. Charming. And as Joe Biden said, and clean.

Clean for a black guy. That's what Joe Biden said. People got mad for 10 minutes. Can you imagine if fucking Mitch McConnell said that? That's right. I had a good laugh found this guy what's his name the guy with the glitter bombs

fucking Mark Rober on YouTube this guy was getting packages stolen off his porch you know Christmas gifts and shit and he apparently he's some type of an engineer and he knows how to build

funny little bombs and what not he's good with his hands so he made a few little packages of his own and they were loaded some type of an engineer. He knows how to build funny little bombs and whatnot. He's good with his hands. So he made a few little packages of his own, and they were loaded with glitter and a stink bomb. And he put cameras inside so you could actually watch what happened. Every time I see shit like this, I go, okay, is this real? Are the people in on it that are doing it with?

But we could protect the wall this way. Put a bunch of Christmas gifts in. Well, this is Mark Rube on YouTube. ... package that is recording him on four different cameras and it's about to unleash a pound of the world's finest glitter along with some other surprises. ... package that is where this glorious sequence unfolds. It's the kid opening the package in his car. No way! Yeah, way, you thief.

Look at that, dude. Look at my car, dude. Yeah, you dick. Oh my god. I don't know what this is. Sh**! Look at that dude! Look at my car dude! Yeah, you... Everything! Dick! Oh my god, I don't know what this is. Okay, next. That's a black criminal right there. I don't believe they're showing this. Oh, that's right. It's the internet. The f**k? What the f***? What the f***?

What up, bro? Come on, boy. Yeah, come on, bro. There you go. Now you look like you're in a boy band, bitch. Go ahead. Go suck somebody's ass. What's that smell? That be you, yo.

That's some... All right. You get the idea. How about a hand for Mark Rober? You had to be brought up wrong. I have never taken, you know what I mean? I can't remember ever taking anything that didn't belong to me. That's not true. I found an army jacket at the fraternity park. I can't remember ever taking anything that didn't belong to me. That's not true. I found an army jacket at Fraternity Park. I didn't take it.

I waited for somebody to claim it for two weeks. Then I started wearing it around campus. Nobody ever claimed it. It wasn't Rambo as big. It was terrific. I like the reactions of criminals. What the fuck, my car? I'm the victim here.

You see that? He figured out a way to defend something like that, something innocuous. But it should be permanent. Like that, you know what I mean? It should be paint that hits you like when you steal money from a bank and it stains, but it should stain you permanently.

It should stain you in purple. So people go, he's a fucking, you know, the shit that, well, he might have just voted in Iran. We don't know. But, you know, big fucking ink spot in your face. It should be permanent. Then everybody know you was a crook up in here. I saw an ad online. I'm just throwing this in random.

It's a palate cleanser, but it was a, well, what was the product? I didn't even know what it was. It was shoes, Jason? What was the product? It was a nightgown.

A nightgown. And the, let's see if you notice the stark difference in models. Let's take a look at the first model. She looks like a young Michelle Pfeiffer.

And, you know okay now no I think we have a another another model coming up we can't see her feet come on oh she has a scab on her foot and shit bunions yes that's all right but look at look at the dip she looks familiar actually she looks like somebody was famous not look at me i got a yeast infection. Look, she looks like Lena Dunham when on a diet. Just greasy. But I wanted to show her feet

because there's actual bunions and shit. And who are you going to buy from? You mean my wife can look like that? Or a cleaning woman in a fucking skyscraper at three in the morning from Czechoslovakia? Ryan, which one would you prefer? I know you don't give a shit. You hit it both ways. Do any of them come in pink? Only thing that comes in pink is what goes in your ass. Now, listen, ladies and gentlemen,

why would you say stuff like that on a show that's a... in your ass. Now listen, ladies and gentlemen. Why would you say stuff like that on a show that's a... Look at this shirt. What am I, got aluminum on? I look like the fucking Tin Man. It's actually a nice shirt, actually. I've been complimented. You know who told me it was a nice shirt?

That second model with the 18-inch calves. She said, that's a nice shirt you got there. That's a nice shirt you got there. Let's go to my boy Phil in Queens. Phil, what's going on? You think conservatives are in serious trouble, fella? Yeah, Nick.

First of all, I just got to tell you, what an honor, man. I've been listening to you for decades and decades, back before 3FM. You're just like the best thing out here. Thank you everything you do thank you for having the fucking balls the only voice well you would call me you know the only guys out here with actual balls with a clear sight on what's going on and trust when i tell you man it's greatly greatly appreciated anyway having said you complimented you thank you um i mean every word of it, bro. And please, I wrote you an email and you were kind enough to respond to me. The stories about your youth, man, I mean, they're priceless. You got it.

We want more of that. Okay. All right. I can't monopolize your time. No, go ahead. Let me get real quick to this thing. Listen, I really think, and I want your opinion on this, I don't see how conservative, and I don't even like using that word, but just ordinary, blue-collar, working-class men and women in this country that have grown up year and a half, two years ago when Trump got elected. I cannot see how we can possibly win

when this scummy fucking left are literally censoring like Soviet Russia. They're chopping everyone's heads off, whether it be you getting kicked off the FM for a serious accent for having said something a little off color when you're a

fucking comedian, or Owen Benjamin, or Comey me you're getting punched in the face and getting fucking assaulted right by a monkey and he can't he can't say that she was a piece of shit all right look the thing is this dude i don't i don't hate anybody because i grew up in in mixed neighborhoods i work right now i'm a blue collar guy. I work for civil service agency. I had three quarters of the guys. We're all cool. This bullshit story about there being racism, hatred is all nonsense,

but the left are getting away with it. And they're chopping us off at the knees. No one's got a voice anymore. Laura Luma was the latest Milo. I mean, Dave Rubin, they're literally preventing us from, they're actually taking away our voices.

So I cannot see. I used to have a lot of faith and hope, you know, since Trump got in office, like maybe we'll get back on track. But dude, I want your opinion. I don't see how can we win if we can't get our voices heard? Well, they're forcing a hand

and eventually it's going to have to come down to violence. When you fuck with a guy's livelihood, this how I feel if you work the machine shop and you went into work tomorrow and the guy that worked next year took you tool stole your toolbox and and and you know and you couldn't make a living what are you gonna do are you gonna have a fucking verbal debate with him are you gonna fucking threaten his life and don't you do to get your tools back? I mean, that's where we're getting pointed. I don't want to be overdramatic here, but yeah, I mean, if they're going to think you're being overdramatic, I don't think there's any other solution. I really think that's the final result. Yeah. I mean, when

you, a cornered rat springs at your throat and, and, uh, our side has all the guns. I know that much. So we might as well get with the Gettins before they get the guns. Yeah, I don't know, man. I just I don't. And I also don't think that the American people have, I think, to a degree, conservatives. It sounds like this whole cliche. It's legit. I'm fucking tired when I'm done working 12, 14 hours a day driving a truck.

I don't I don't have time to take a shit, much less show up to some protest against these leftist scumbags. Right, right. And most guys that I know in the same way were just trying to live and, you know, raise our families

and get them one day to the next. Right. And it seems like the left, they're raised on it, man. They live for this shit. They have these fake protests.

These proud boys that were just protecting God and that whole bunch of bullshit. Right. And they make Antifa out to be like the fucking hero that's the perfect it's absolutely all right it's allison wonderland man everything that's up is down um thanks for letting me get it you got it phil no i love you and call call back i appreciate him and i'm glad you followed my cry i appreciate

the support you gave me a good segue into this next story, actually. There's a lot of reading in this article, and it's a long article, but I got to read it because it's all fact-based and whatever. If you're bored, do something else. Fucking go upstairs and make a grilled cheese or fucking kick your dog in the ass, whatever you do. But The Daily Caller, you know, that's a website that Tucker Carlson founded with another guy.

The Daily Caller News Foundation has determined that an influential Antifa leader uses aliases to spread radical and often violent rhetoric while concealing his actual identity. I have so many fingerprints on these glasses, I can't fucking... Joseph Jose Alcoff. We'll get a picture of him.

There he is. Look at that fucking Weasley. He looks like everybody in Brooklyn. You guys are cliches. You're walking cliches. Occupy justice. Occupy my cock with your mouth for the next two years, you big girl.

Look at this fucking... Anyways, Joseph Jose Alcoff works with... Listen to this. Works with congressional Democrats as part of his day job as a manager with a D.C.-based advocacy group, but he spreads socialist and communist propaganda when going by the name Jose Martin, identifying as Chepe, C-H-E-P-E, Elkoff.

So he's got three. He's got Jose, Jose Martin, and Chepe Elkoff, advocates for the violent overthrow of the government and for the murder of the rich. A 2017 book identified Chepe as an organizer behind Smash Racism D.C., the Antifa group that mobbed Fox News host Tucker Carlson's home in November and ran Ted Cruz and his wife out of a restaurant in September. Smash Racism D.C. is the Antifa group that protested in front of Carlson's house.

the Antifa group that protested in front of Carlson's house. It's only one of the Antifa leaders' radical left-wing projects. But the agitator has made great efforts to separate his fanatical personas from a third identity, his legal name, Joseph Jose Alcoff. Under that identity, the 36-year-old has worked as a payday campaign manager for Americans for Financial Reform since 2016, identity the 36 year old has worked as a payday uh campaign manager for americans for financial reform since 2016 where he advocates for reforms of predatory loans before members of congress that's his good persona he's got three personas or two whatever daily carla news foundation investigation of public records social media posts, media reports, books, protest videos, and podcasts dating back to 2004

found that all three identities are actually one person posting online from the Twitter handle at Sabo Kitty, S-A-B-O Kitty. He has used his Jose Martin identity to make public appearances to promote socialism, once calling for a society without police, but his communist Chepe alias makes his Jose Martin identity seem moderate, using it to advocate for violence to achieve his goal of eliminating capitalism and the U.S. government. Good luck with that, pencil neck. Here's one of his tweets. We're not trying to take away from capitalists who got it honestly that a hashtag April fools, no capitalists got wealth honestly.

Kill the rich. That's one of his fucking tweets. Isn't that fucking hilarious? Isn't he just fucking hilarious? Who said that? Who the fuck said that? I don't know, Chepe or Jose Martin. Who just signed his own death warrant?

His Twitter account was made private shortly after the DCNF reached out for comment Tuesday evening, as was the account of his brother, Sam Alcoff, a producer for Democracy Now! Alcoff's mother, Linda Alcoff, listen to this, also made her Facebook page private Tuesday evening after the DCNF contacted her. And Alcoff, I'll get to the mother in a few minutes. Alcoff, who's been involved in radical movements for decades, seeks to create a world that is without capitalism, without private property, that is socialist and communist, he said as Chepe. Is that what your goal is? You think you're the first one to try it?

You dumb motherfucker. Do you know anything about history? But you'll get it done, you and your friends from Brooklyn, with your book bags. I got a private property sign. Come on up. I'll show you where it is. Ugh. He's been an organizer for left-wing movements

such as Occupy Wall Street. He has close ties to left-wing legal groups such as the National Lawyers Guild, and there's the real cancer in our country, has conducted legal trainings for protesters as a member of Cop Watch. They watch the cops to see if they're behaving. The Department of Homeland Security

has classified Antifa groups' tactics as domestic terrorist violence. Meanwhile, his professional capacity as Alcoff has been quoted in press releases from, get this, Democratic Senator Dianne Feinstein of California.

Remember she had a Chinese spy for a limo driver? She's fucking on the ball, huh? And Tammy Baldwin of Wisconsin. And appeared, this guy has worked for them at an event with Democrat rep Don Bayer of Virginia.

Has been pictured alongside Ohio Democrat Senator Sherrod Brown, which doesn't, you know, surprise anybody. And get this, California Democrat Maxine Waters. There's your Democrat party. And you're going to say, well, they don't know what he's doing with his other aliases.

Well, if that's the case, they're incompetent, ignorant fucks who doesn't know working for him. Or the other choice is they know exactly who he is, yet continue to work with him. Either way, in 2017, in the book Antifa, the Anti-Fascist Handbook by Dartmouth College Professor Mark Bray Chepe was listed as smash racism DC's organizer Alcoff rose to prominence in Antifa circles as Chepe

or we can call him Cheep during the Occupy Wall Street protests in 2011 where his leadership you remember the Occupy Wall Street remember that where girls got sexually assaulted in the tents and there was human feces and needles and all kinds of shit. And then when it got too cold, they packed up and went home. You remember that, how successful that was?

Where his leadership earned him the title King Communist, which it should. Because Occupy Wall Street failed. Oh, but we made people aware. Yeah, aware of what dirtbags you are. It failed, and this guy was the leader of it. So he's the King Communist, which has never worked anywhere, except for China. Also co-host of the progressive podcast Radio Dispatch.

I wonder if that's on, you know. So Tucker Carlson was like, you know what? Fuck this guy. Carlson is the co-founder of the Daily Caller News Foundation. The D.C. police are treating the incident when they surrounded his house

as a suspected hate crime, according to police report, because they spray painted an anarchy symbol on his Carlson's highway. It says highway, it means driveway, and left signs on his property that made reference to his political affiliation. The Antifa group was also responsible

for chasing Cruz out of a restaurant. They said, you are not safe. We will find you. We will expose you. We will take from you the peace you have taken from so many others. Alcoff claimed on Twitter he had no involvement with the mob at

Carlson's house. So you're lying and you're a piece of shit. Though he frequently interacts on Twitter with Smash Racism, DC's co-founder Mike Isaacson, who said on his blog that Elkoff had advanced knowledge of the mob action at Carlson's house. Statements Elkoff has made in the past. Here's some of his statements. We have got to dispense with nonviolence, he said, as Chepe on Radio Dispatch in December 2016, during a discussion on how to approach those he perceives as fascists. You have to expose them. You have to expose them where they live, their names, what they do for a living. Well, you know what?

You're exposed now. Never let them be anonymous and never just push their rhetoric without directly countering it, whatever the fuck that means. Alcoff has been arrested at least twice in connection with his radical brand of activism. He was arrested in New York City in 2004 during demonstrations outside the Republican National Convention. Then as a member of an anti-racist action, Alcoff was arrested and charged with rioting in New Jersey after a clash in the streets with a neo-Nazi group in 2011. Alcoff typically uses his Jose Martin persona for appearances in mainstream media. That's how you know he's doing good work.

He's got three aliases and rarely believes in his shit. You know he's doing good work. He's got three aliases and rarely believes in his shit. Under this alias, he's been cited as a Chicago cop watch organizer and as an Occupy Wall Street organizer, as well as an unofficial organizer for Bernie Sanders during the 2016 Democrat presidential primary. Gee, Bernie, sorry you lost. You got such quality people.

You had that fucking, now we can't blame Bernie for the guy that shot Steve Scalise. But this is the type of people that follow the Bernie Sanders of the world. Alcoff said that

Antifa organizations need to operate both. Ryan, focus, could you? Fucking distracting. He's doing cartwheels in it. Alcoff has said that Antifa organizations need to operate both

an above board group and a below one. Operating groups within the bounds of the law is necessary to get press and to have a base of support while underground groups are necessary

so activists can't be linked by prosecutors or press when they do violent, you know, horse shit. Looks like a real threatening guy, doesn't it? Looks like every guy at Starbucks who hasn't been laid in fucking. Every guy that tells a girl I'm a feminist and then tries to finger pop them when they fall asleep on the fucking bus. In his social media postings, Alcoff often calls for the murder of the rich and the dismantlement of capitalism.

Hashtag dear rich people, die in a fire or someday we will kill you in a fire. He's a funny son of a bitch, isn't he? Just a funny fucking guy. In July 2017, he urged his nonviolent followers on Twitter to stop limiting yourself, adding that the left wins nothing with nonviolence. In October, Alcoff advised, what have they won with violence? Can I ask you that question, cheese dick? Again, you're a real lefty.

You probably fall gun control. Can we have this fight in a gun-free zone in october elkoff advised his law-abiding twitter followers that they're they're doing it wrong in quotes and later offered advice on how to execute a good neck punch a guy telling them how to throw a neck punch who has a two-inch neck fuck a neck punch how has a two-inch neck. Fuck a neck punch. How about breaking this guy's neck? Pencil neck fucking geek.

Look like a fucking communist muppet. The key to a good neck punch is making sure you get there and follow through. It's too easy to start it up and get parried, dodge or drop. Otherwise, leave yourself open. And he learned that how? By punching his girlfriend in the neck. I'm just kidding. He doesn't like girls. Elkoff holds an especially militant view towards law enforcement,

an institution he believes should be dismantled. He doesn't believe in law enforcement. Police lives don't matter, he said. They can all burn in hell, he tweeted. His tweets also glorify the killing of his political opponents. For example, in 2015 of July, he tweeted that Donald Trump would make for such a spectacular

public guillotining. I truly hope he has a very public death at the hands of the pitchfork. What a hateful. Who were you molested by? One of fucking Castro's brothers or. Huh?

Were you finger popped by? I don't know. Stalin's. Great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great nephew. Wielding exploited a public execution that uh befits trump's stature elkoff in 2013 a tweet said he wanted to join a conspiracy to destroy the united states from within but he didn't have the energy because there was a uh pbs uh steve burns was doing a thing on jazz so he can get off the couch. A position that doesn't seem to have changed. He says in a tweet,

D.C. is a great place for communists or anarchists to go to completely affirm their hatred of the state and its irredeemability. Well, that's where the Democrat Party is located. Alcoff, whose job puts him alongside lawmakers, tweeted in September that most members of Congress are imbeciles. Well, he got that right, and later said that it wouldn't be hard to push anti-imperialist, anti-militarist line on incoming left and center-left members. So he's got that right. I'm pretty sure as dumb as this guy is, he could trick Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez into joining the fight. He also boasted in October that his job duties involved actively working to block Brett Kavanaugh's nomination. One tweet suggested that Alcove's D.C. colleagues aren't aware of his radicalism, which I believe.

He says because he works with, like I said, Feinstein. he says, because he works with, like I said, Feinstein. In case any of my co-workers figured out my Twitter account, I want to let you know that I hate this country. It isn't half bad. It's all bad. Yet you still live here. What are you doing here, faggy faggot? Why are you still here?

Go to Venezuela. That's your ideal Marxist shithole. What are you still doing here? You like the pizza in the village? For example, Alcove, oh, meanwhile, Alcove is much more moderate by comparison when speaking to the media as Jose Martin. For example, Elkoff said as Jose Martin on BBC Business Matters in October 2017, we need to go in a socialistic direction. That's his soft voice. That's his Jose Martin character. But speaking as Chippe in August 2015 on Radio Dispatch, he said, I am on the radical left, the far left that believes in rupture and social revolution. He added that he doesn't really think that you can engage in change in a gradual way.

Social transformation of society can't be a gradual thing. It's like Bruce Jenner turning into... What did Bruce turn into who? Caitlyn. Caitlyn. It can't happen overnight. There's a lot of cutting and stabbing and screaming. I don't label myself

by my tactics. I'm a communist, a socialist, a dissident, a radical, a rabble-rouser, an agitator, not an occupier. How about a goo gobbler and an ass muncher and a fuck stain and a tit wad? He's even more abrasive. He's even more abrasive on the streets. I'm a communist motherfucker, Alcoff said before spitting at a cameraman at a March 2005 protest in Chicago. What happened to you, Mr. Elkoff, that you're so filled with hate and anger? It's got nothing to do with politics.

I guaranteed you were touched by a socialist uncle. A mainstream news outlet has faced criticism during the Trump era for excusing or ignoring violence carried out by Antifa groups. Alcoff says it feels good to see militant tactics mainstreamed. Got to hand it to him. When he's in his Chepe character, he's letting it fly. Alcoff also said he isn't, and I know I said earlier in the show,

that they're forcing conservatives hands or people who lean right in their politics. So you might want to take write down some of these tactics since they're giving us no choice and they're out for blood. And hold on. It's kind of late. Elkoff also said he isn't concerned about those put off by his calls for violence his message he tweeted in 2015 is intended to radicalize those who aren't well we know who you are now scumbag alcoff says he doesn't care whether or not the president is actually a fascist rather the longtime antifa arbiter views trump as a tool to be exploited as radicals seek to move society closer to social revolution. How did he even win? If we're wrong, if Trump is just George W. Bush somehow, then at a minimum, what we're doing is building the infrastructure that builds space

for other forms of resistance, for resistance against everyday white nationalists and white supremacist policies. What a fucking dick. Bet you he graduated with straight A's. policies. What a fucking dick. I bet you he graduated with straight A's. In 2013, Alcoff, speaking as Chepe, said his ultimate goal is to tear down all existing societal structures to make way for a new

post-state world without capitalism, without private property, without patriarchy, without white supremacy, and without imperialism. I'll add to that, without any success, any future. How about that? Any hope?

He also said that radical social revolution can only come about on the heels of smaller, more mainstream progressive victories such as minimum wage increases. Oh, yeah, start there. You're on the fucking... I want to get to his mom. Listen to this.

Alcoff attended, I'm almost done, folks, attended a panel discussion at Left Forum in 2015 as Jose Martin, where the events moderator noted that he co-wrote an article on autonomism and anti-authoritarianism and localized form of Marxism. It's a localized form of Marxism. In the April 2015 issue of the Marxist journal Science and Society,

Alcoff later acknowledged during the discussion he wrote an article in the issue titled Marxist Encounters with Anarchism. But the journal shows that the article's authors were Jose Alcoff and get this, his mother Linda Alcoff. Do you get that? A professor of philosophy where else? Hunter College

and at the Graduate Center of the City University of New York. Where the fuck else? Nice, Mom. That's nice, Mommy. Who said that? Who. Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little communist shit-twinkle-toed cocksucker down here

who just signed his own death warrant? Well, that would be Jose, that would be Joseph Jose Alcoff or his mother, Linda. Imagine she works at a college and he works with Dianne Feinstein and a few other Democrats what more do you need to know though keep keep calling Trump a fascist and shit this guy's fucking out and out calling for the uh American Revolution to get rid of all law and order and uh and that's what you get on the far fucking left all right well bobby kelly uh sorry to keep you away bob is right in the middle of a tremendous article bobby what's going on how are you hey pal what's happening oh you know just kicking it old school, yo. I'm sitting in traffic on the sawmill, which is always fun. Wait, are you coming from your show, or where are you coming from?

No, I got to go do a show. I have my show at the Pussycat tonight. I'm running my hour of stand-up that will never be filmed, because I'm 40 and white. Ah, you're finally seeing the light huh no that wasn't a shot at you i'm just saying you know i've been saying this for fucking 15 years but uh everybody laughed at me yeah but uh what do you mean you're a fucking murder dude look i saw you shake the raft as a td garden And I would never, if I was managing somebody, I would never fucking give up on you.

Because I saw you play in front of 15,000 people, and I'm like, this guy's a fucking arena act. You'll figure it out. And you're good at marketing. You'll figure it out. You might be 71 when it happens. Yeah, I'll be 71. I'll have a stroke.

Half of my body will be gone. I'll be fatter than I am now. I'm thinking of getting that elastic surgery. I think I might go get that lap band thing. You know what? I had a feeling you were going to eventually do that. What the fuck? I looked at him.

I said, this guy needs a fucking, but they're not going to use it like a rubber band with you. They're going to have to get like chain from an anchor. They're going to have to get some Lululemons and tie them around your fucking gut. But you know what, Bobby? You've got to be serious. We and I bust each other's balls, but I do get a little nervous. I mean, you know,

you know what happened to Patrice and shit, so just be careful. You get nervous. I dropped my phone this morning. I almost left it. My belt buckle almost took me out. Oh my God. That's actually a fucking funny line.

But yeah, you know, fucking do what you gotta do. Are you really thinking about that or are you just busting balls? Well, you know what it is, is that I went to, uh, I was, you know, chubby people. Fat people always have fat barometers around them, you know what Iubby people, fat people always have fat barometers around them. You know what I mean?

People that are fatter than you. Yeah. And, um, I had, I had this one guy that was a little fatter than me. And then, uh, you know, he went and got the lap burn surgery. I saw him today and he looks like he's a 19. He's fucking gorgeous. So how does Lisa Lampanelli look? Uh, she looks like my Uncle Sean.

No. Yeah, so I think I might do it. Dude, I'm 48. I don't know if I got it in me to go to 24-hour fitness seven days a week. No, I know. I hear you, man. I got the knees of a 90-year-old. My shoulders hurt.

No, absolutely. But, the knees of a 90-year-old. My shoulders hurt. No, absolutely. But, yeah, you know what? But the only thing I worry about, you dying on the operating table. That would suck. Yes, that would be horrible. Danger, Will Robinson. Danger. No, Will Robinson.

Danger. So you're putting a new hour together is dennis's company going to shoot it again and stuff where you're doing it do you know no i don't think so i don't know i don't know who's going to shoot it it's really hard to uh you know like i said they're not even really doing hours ever anymore they're doing these like you know it's a it's like 30 minutes or a half hour, 15 minutes. Who's that? You know, six people doing 15 minutes. I don't know what the hell's going on.

Well, that's the industry. You don't fucking go by them. You do what you want to do. I mean, if you can murder for an hour, you know, that's the beauty of it. Don't go by what Comedy Central's doing on Netflix. Fucking, like you said, you have to be an Indian girl with a hair lip and a fucking glass eye in one pit to get uh but

i used to eat pussy i used to eat pussy my can with my lip like this but uh maybe you'll be the lap band guy you know you do use that to your advantage shoot look at his what you do I'm giving you Bobby you always give me marketing advice shoot the first 20 minutes right at the weight you're at now right and then fucking wait six months and and shoot the second half would skinny but we're the same clothes same theater it might be a little pricey but but don't even mention it during the show how's that? You always know when a fat Palmer gets skinny, they get unfunny.

They get unattractive. Well, anybody who has a real fat and then they lose all their weight. Like Al Roker, he looks like a deflated wetsuit. Somebody left a tire, a fucking air out of a snow tire. He looks weird skinny. He looks like an old black-eyed thumb That's been in the pool too long He's got more wrinkles

Than a sharp-faced scrotum In February Alright Bobby I love you Same here man I listen all the time All right, Bobby. That's what people always say. Go ahead. All right, buddy. I love you. Same here, man. I listen all the time. It's one of my favorite podcasts.

You know that. It's the best. I know, but you're a little mad at me for something a few weeks ago, but we'll talk about that later. What? I don't know. You had a lot of hostility. Who was he mad at you for?

I don't know. I probably mentioned you on stage in one of my jokes when I do a fat joke or something. And one of your fans probably said, hey, DePaulo called you fat. You were mad at something the night at Del Frisco's. I don't know what it was. Del Frisco's? When? When?

What do you mean when? Last month. I wasn't mad at you. Was I mad at you? Oh, my God. You were fucking hostile. In a nice way. What'd I say? What'd I say? I mad at you? Oh, my God. You were fucking hostile in a nice way. What'd I say?

What'd I say? I don't know. Oh, no. Fuck. Get out of here. No, dude. No. No, I just tell you to go fuck yourself.

No, you said go fuck yourself, you cunt. Let him laugh. That's what he said to me. Can you imagine? Talk to a friend like that. That's horrible. Yeah, what are you going to do? Look, I love you, Bobby.

I'm not going to do anything. I love you, though. I'm not going to do anything. I'm not going to try to wrestle you. All right, Bobby. Hey, thank you for calling in, man. And we'll talk to you. Hey, Merry Christmas. Happy Kwanzaa.

All right, goodbye. All righty, folks. That's it. I'm glad Bobby got you. Go ahead. Chats? Yeah, we got a whole bunch okay i'd like to get the fuck out of here before noon tomorrow but go ahead northern jackalope says merry christmas nick the dip

okay is that one of them uh that's the first one to that well thank you and uh a happy kwanzaa and ramading alongong to you, too. Patrick Dorr says, We stone them crack pipe. There you go. I don't know what that means, but Pat, thanks for weighing in, and Pat Doa. That's Patty Doa, my friend Pat Doa. Negoweb says,

No wall and no jail for Crooked Hillary equals no second term. No wall. Yeah, you know, actually a good point. I mean, those are the things. I wanted Hillary put up against that wall and shot. See, we kill with two with one stone. Build the wall, put her against it, give her a blindfold. Instead of a cigarette, you give her a giant fucking creamsicle.

Go ahead. Wheels845 says, what are your feelings on Scorsese remaking the novel I Heard You Paint Houses to be released fall 2019? What are your feelings on Scorsese remaking the novel I Heard You Paint Houses to be released fall 2019 what are my feelings on it I auditioned for it and they actually and here was the feedback Marty loved him he just doesn't think he's right for this

film he's gonna find something else for him that was last summer that's what I think of it and I think even Sebastian Maniscalco got a role in it or whatever uh it's all about people who have huge followings and shit nobody can tell me i can't fucking act because we know i can act watch me act happy here happy harakiri everybody um so uh i i love the idea of the movie i forget my role was but i was going to have a scene with al pacino

who's playing harper i think or something but go ahead we got mexican man and cheese saying i hate obama but he knew to pass the aca first term with his majority trump needed the same with the wall no matter what border security gets passed it'll get replaced when he leaves but a wall is permanent yeah but that's kind of an unfair comparison because obama didn't have a bunch of people in the democrat party trying to sabotage him there's a lot of gop is who making this uh making it impossible trump to get this passed too you realize that he's being fucked by his own party some real fucking pencil neck geeks in there but i understand and our last one is from cyclone eight nine seven four yeah one woman from norway and one woman from denmark were found decapitated in morocco they posted the video apparently they posted the video of the not the

actual decapitation but the heads i don't know maybe it's the decapitation it was very vague where did it happen they were they were from where the girls norway and denmark two girls two women Norway and Denmark. Two... Girls? Two women, whatever. Two women. Probably blonde-haired, and Morocco. Morocco. Yeah. When did that just happen? Tell that guy thank you for ending the show

on a high note. Holy shit. You want to tell me about a baby who had his head caved in by a fucking hockey stick? Uh-oh. Don't anybody call in

who knows a kid who was killed by a hockey stick? I don't want to have that fight. Is that was killed by a hoggy stick why don't i have that fight is that it that's it can i pee no i actually have urine in the back of my hair i'm sweating the all right kids uh that is the show thank you to robbie robert kelly for calling in and uh thank you guys i know that article was long but we have to expose the scum. When, you know, Tucker Carlson's doing God's work, in my opinion, and a guy like this surrounds his house with his other pussy little fucking friends. So I got to go to a gun shop right now tonight, so I don't have any fucking ideas. That is it.

Remember, hey, I didn't read the thing today, fellas, and this is your job to have somebody Is someone supposed to fucking, you know, discount stores and shit? Huh? Whose job is it? That would be ours. Ernie, Bert. Well, you gotta...

Come on, fellas. You come in late, and you're gonna fuck up on top of it? Come on. Let's get it together, or you'll be working for fucking Judy Gold. All right. That is it.

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