The Nick DiPaolo Show - Capitol Offense | Nick Di Paolo Show #469

Episode Date: January 7, 2021

Riots spread to the capitol, end in violence.

🎵 oh yeah yeah baby welcome to the big show ladies and gentlemen got a lot on tap for this Thursday, obviously. After yesterday's Discozziar. I don't know what the fucking... I hope you like an angry Nick, because that's what you're going to get today. I was fucking losing my mind watching TV last night. To the point where I got in bed,

I was talking out loud to myself. I mean, fucking angry to the point where I couldn't get to sleep for about 90 minutes. What the fuck? What is going on? Are you fucking as angry as I am? I just... I woke up angry, went to bed angry, just, uh, out of my goddamn mind. I, I, what went on yesterday? I'm not angry what you think I'm angry at probably because what I'm angry at is watching TV and everybody, oh, worst day in democracy's history.

and everybody, oh, worst day in democracy's history. Trump's undermining, what? Do you forget how this country was born in the first place? I was having a great time watching that until that woman got shot for no reason. And by the way, the fucking mainstream media didn't have a problem with that. You know why? I saw a black hand.

We're going to show you the clip later. It like a black dude not that that matters but that woman gets shot for what reason so you know all of a sudden the mainstream media well they had to do what they had to do uh because you know it was a white chick so it doesn't really fuck him how come nobody's I have a million questions about yesterday i mean obviously it ended bad with fucking pence claiming jerk off as the new president but um well i'm gonna show you this show in kind of a chronological order of events yesterday um but i just wanted to get this shit off my chair I have so many things going through my head about what happened yesterday, but this whole somber, oh, look what's happening. China's laughing. Who gives a fuck what China thinks? Oh, this is not the, yeah, it is not the shooting, but the rest of it was, I don't even have a problem with them breaching the Capitol. And by the way, it dawned on me later, after thinking about all this shit and talking to, you know, my buddy, my cop buddy, who's more paranoid than me, but usually right on the money.

It did look, I was watching the clips and watching them push and shove, trying to get, once they were in the Capitol, it didn't really look real. I didn't see cops cracking heads i didn't see you know people really throwing punch you know i mean it looked a little fucking weird to me that's all i'm saying what are you saying false flag i don't know but are you gonna tell me are you gonna tell me that the capitol security couldn't couldn't keep those people out if they wanted to. There's snipers all over D.C. on roofs if it's to stop shit like that. So you got to think about that a little bit. It's almost all staged, folks.

I know it sounds crazy now, but in two years you'll be going, holy shit, he was right after the fucking investigation. It looked kind of staged. And oh yes, when there's false flags and shit like that, somebody does die. That woman, nobody's asking these questions. I didn't hear one person go, why'd they shoot her? I didn't hear anything. I heard one guy go, she wasn't armed.

He was there. Nobody was armed. But nobody on TV is going, this is an outrage. This is an outrage. They shot a woman, a veteran. Why did they shoot her? She was just fucking standing there. So far as we know.

Anybody asking that on TV? Nobody goes, who's the cop that shot her? We know it's a Capitol cop, Capitol Police. Nobody's asking his, oh, we have to keep his identity quiet. Why? When George Floyd died, we all fucking know who the cop was in three minutes. Right? What the fuck is going on?

It feels staged. It feels like social engineering again. It feels staged. It feels like social engineering again. There's no way you're going to tell me that those cops didn't have the ability to keep people out of there. Even Jason saw a few clips. He said you could tell they let him knock over some barriers and shit and let him in. Do you really want me to believe it's that easy to get to the Capitol?

If that was there, if that was true, I'd be there every day. I'd be busting up fucking Pelosi's desk right in front of her, punching Mitch McConnell in the back of the head in the hallway. Is it that easy to get in there? That's sad if it is. And I don't give a fuck about the rest of the world watching and laughing.

I don't give a shit. We're the only superpower left. Laugh all you want. Yeah, China's breathing down our neck. And thanks to who we put in office yesterday, officially, they'll pass us in a week if they haven't already. What? Oh, this is terrible. This fake, I could see it on, I kept changing channels, literally when they threw to somebody, a reporter on a remote, they did literally, their face would go from this to, oh, Bob, I mean, just like shitty acting, this was a horrible day, no, it wasn't, this country was born by throwing big government off our back,

was born by throwing big government off our back. I actually had a little, it felt a little good to me until somebody gets shot for no fucking reason. There's no reason to break windows. Oh, shut the fuck up. All summer for the last six months, we've been watching our cities burn, fucking looting billions of dollars worth of damage even murder in the streets by antifa and and vice versa not one of those people got shot by a cop not fucking one well nick that's right they were burning in the first place because the innocent cop that's got nothing to do with what i'm talking about did you see any cops when the riot remember remember they were standing down everywhere, even in New York? But this chick, 12 people break in, 100 people break into the Capitol and somebody gets shot. Wow. Kind of a double standard. That's why it feels staged to me. And don't you underestimate the evilness of government. They will sacrifice somebody to stage something.

of government. They will sacrifice somebody to stage something. Only difference, George Floyd was a thug and a piece of shit. And this woman was a veteran of the Air Force. But nobody asking questions, you know. Oh, these Trump people are out of control. And Mo Brooks was on last night. He's the guy who started the whole, let's object to the certification of Biden. He was behind that, Mo Brooks was on last night. He's the guy who started the whole, let's object to the certification of Biden. He was behind that, Mo Brooks. He said on TV last night, we actually know that some of the people that breached the Capitol building were Antifa. They've been comparing photos to other people from other rallies. I don't know if that, I'm so confused.

I'm going now, is he, is he full of shit? I don't know what to believe anymore. But it just looks, the pushing and shoving just looks so fucking, Christ's sake, I've had rougher pillow fights with my niece. But then somebody gets shot. What the fuck?

Anybody? Biden is now the president? Oh my God. You really believe that jerk off, that senile asshole that everybody was laughing at for the last two years, he got 80 million votes. You have to be fucking kidding me.

And I'm a little disappointed more shit didn't go on yesterday in D.C. Oh, Trump support is out of control. A stain on our democracy. What are you talking about? I guess the tea part, when we threw tea into Boston Harbor. Oh, my God. What the fuck?

I'm listening to, you know, people on the right in the news. Don't, you know, we condemn them when they're violent. So that's not our game. We're the party of law and order. Yeah, you're the party of law and order. They're the party of chaos. And who controls the House, the Senate and the White House right now? I'm sorry, folks.

You have to fight fucking fire with fire. You have to get down in the mud and get as dirty as them and hope you drown them in the mud. Otherwise, it's like, I'll say the analogy again. It's like two football teams playing. One of them has to fucking follow the rules. The other ones can clip, hold, run out of bounds. Who do you think is going to win?

Somebody bigger than our politicians in the United States. Again, I don't want to bring Illuminati in. Somebody wants this country to be socialist. Those 10 guys or women that meet in a room, half of them fags somewhere, the Bilderberg group, Illuminati, the Freemasons, pick one. That is the plan for this country to go socialist. And apparently somebody wants that to happen because how the fuck is George Soros still

alive? Huh? And fucking Biden, at the midterms he'll be gone at the midterms he'll either have died by then or he'll hand the reins over that's the plan that was always the plan that election was stolen you people who disagree with that aren't doing your fucking homework

sorry to be so emotional but this was a stolen election i don't give a shit it's not sour grapes what what bums me is uh when's the last time we had a legitimate election maybe i was being pollyannish to think that my vote mattered the last 20, 30 years. Right? But let me tell you something. If it doesn't get fixed, if these jerk offs like Biden and the left who are not acknowledging the 74 million people, they're not even going. And again, I love what Dinesh D'Souza said.

Why isn't Biden out there going? I can prove I won. You know, let's take a look at the Dominion machines. Let's take a look at that. I'll prove I won. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Shut up, I won.

Let's move on. Like, you mean nothing. You mean fucking absolutely nothing. Oh, it's... Why that woman? Why that woman? she wasn't fucking armed and by the way we'll show you the clip

I see black hands holding the gun not that that yeah it matters because it shouldn't matter but you guys turn you the lefties you've turned this world into everything about race

if those are two white hands and that was a black woman holy shit would there be an investigation going on? I don't know. It feels very weird. There's no way. You're going to tell me they knew a couple hundred thousand people were going to show

up yesterday, right? And they weren't prepared to keep people out of all those. You guys, guys, guys, they're getting sloppy with their social engineering or their false flags or whatever you want to call it. They don't even take time to make it look real anymore. Get some actors. Thought I saw Mr. T in there. I mean, what the fuck? Anyways, I had to get all that off my chest.

Let's go through the events yesterday. Anyways, I had to get all that off my chest. Let's go through the events yesterday. It started with Trump speaking to his supporters at the Save America rally early in the morning. And I want to just say this. This guy is the greatest president definitely in my lifetime by a country mile. Maybe one of the greatest, if not the greatest ever. You know why?

Right to the end. Right to the end. He probably knew that there was no way out of this but where's sydney powell by the way where's her big cracking plan are we gonna i guess we could get to it now that biden's in there it's all gonna come out i believe what else is trump gonna have to do but um i just love that he said we'll never concede because it was stolen i don't know how you argue with that oh maybe you believe it wasn't stolen then i didn't want to talk to you not that i talked to anybody uh trump spoke at the save america rally in dc on january 6th before congress was set to confirm the election results, he said, we will never concede.

Like I said, he says because it was stolen. And I am your voice. You were till the whole world got against you. Let's take a look at him speaking. Thousands of American patriots are committed to the honesty of our elections and the integrity of our glorious republic. All of us here today do not want to see our election victory stolen by emboldened radical left Democrats, which is what they're doing, and stolen by the fake news media. That's what they've done and what they're doing. We will never give up. We will never concede. It doesn't happen. You don't concede when there's theft involved. You could take third world countries. Just take a look. Take third world countries. Their elections are more honest than

what we've been going through in this country. It's a disgrace. It's a disgrace. And I hope Mike is going to do the right thing. I hope so. I hope so. Because if Mike Pence does the right thing, we win the election. All Vice President Pence has to do is send it back to the states to recertify. And we become president and you are the happiest people yeah well there was a sticking point apparently because mike pence said yesterday that he did the research i've listened to levin excuse me uh many um you know constitutional scholars and uh professors saying it's sort of an unanswered question, you know. But apparently Pence didn't think and he had the authority to do it.

And, you know, Pence is a good guy. I believe it. It's kind of unfair that he gets put in that position, I guess. I don't know. But he obviously didn't do it. And Trump, again, sort of just like my personality, a couple hours later, he said, Mike Pence didn't have the courage and they're like this, you know what I mean? And then again, this is how cynical I am.

Trump probably said to Pence, look, we know how this is going to go. I'm going to take a shot at you after. I'm sorry. That's how the world works. So now the left is blaming him for giving this speech and it riled everybody up and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Anyways, right after this happened, a few hours after it happened, the headlines were Trump supporters have breached the Capitol building, tearing down four layers of security.

Oh, boy, they must have been. What were they? Balls of wood fences, four layers of security, and they're attempting to occupy the fighting federal police who override. Here's a here's a tweet that showed the beginning of it. How you doing, peppers? Fucking pussies. Fucking pussies. Fucking pussies. This is the guy tweeting with Jeremiah or something.

He said, this is the craziest thing I've ever seen in my life. Well, get out more. Thousands of police can't stop them. life well get out more thousands of police can't stop them I was happy they were shown a little life come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives but they'll never take They'll never take our freedom! Father Gabriel!

That was the clip, right? The first clip of them breaching. And then the photos. We have photos next. Is there any more? Oh, here they are once they breached it. Breached it inside. Yep, yep.

On it. It's like being at a KISS concert. Look at that security, huh? Look at that. What are you, shitting me me it's harder to get into a the fucking low cineplex when nick cage puts out a shit bomb and then uh there was some great photos that are going to live uh on and on after we're gone there was some great still shots of what went on and we're going to go real slow through these. This guy right here occupying the speaker's desk.

I don't even, he doesn't look like a Trump guy to me. I don't, I've never seen a Viking, whatever the fuck. Oh, say can you see by the dawn's early light. Wow! What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming? Whose broad stripes and bright stars It's our house.

That's my favorite. Wake up, Mitch. Hey, it's my favorite. Wake up, Mitch. Hey, it's a movie. Where are you going with that? Mitch. Thought you had another one that you're going to put in there in Pelosi's office. Oh, all right. Anyways, that's my tribute to some people who got off their ass.

But oh, what a horrible day for Americans. Why is it a horrible day? Because the people who have been taking it in the ass from the mainstream media, from the elites that run this country, being labeled deplorable bigots, racist for the last, I don't know how many years, nevermind the last 10 years, the last 30,

they finally stood up and swung back. And this is appalling. Let me tell you something. I was with Malcolm X. I'm sorry when it came down to getting shit done. I put his theme over MLK Jr. They're the ones who cornered us. They're the ones who got violent. The left all summer long for the last, I don't know how many months burning and looting hitting cops throwing cement at them and you know what they're winning I don't I call that a teachable moment Nick that's horrible you don't want to get down on it yeah we I guess we have to

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Get tickets to all these shows through my website, nickdip.com, and click on the touring button. Now let's get into where it got ugly and where I agree this will go down as a stain. And this is what made the day tragic. But there's so many questions to be answered. Nonetheless, the first we have a couple of angles of this woman getting shot. And this is the first one that sort of broke. It was disturbing video capturing the moment a woman was shot we didn't know at this point who she was in the chest inside the u.s capitol building on wednesday as trump supporters intent on disrupting the certification of the presidential election stormed in which they did uh the 30 second

clip posted to twitter captures the sound of a single gunshot then shows the unidentified woman at that point uh lying on floor. Let's take a look. Do you fucking believe that? That's somebody's, you know, mother, sister, daughter. What was she doing? Nothing really that we know of. Because apparently nobody had weapons in there. And again, no questions really being asked.

Well, who did it? Oh, wait a minute. That's right. It's a black cop. So we can't, you know. Anyways, blood poured from the mouth of the motionless woman who was draped in red, white, and blue, the video shows. Fellow protesters can be seen tending to the woman who was later being carried out of the building on a stretcher. CNN reported that the woman was in critical condition,

where she was, and then she died a few hours later. This was sent in by, this was on Twitter by a guy named Dan Cohen who found another, he was actually on TV, I think, last night, where you could actually see the gun and the shooting from, you know, it's really, it's fucking horrifying. But to me, there's a zillion questions that nobody are asking.

Take a look at this angle. Pause. Those are black hands. Sorry. Nick, what's that got to do with everything? Because race has to do with everything. We didn't make the rules. You did.

But anyways, go ahead. Unless they blow up. Oh! Oh! What the fuck? Shots fired! Shots fired! Stop!

Stop! Stop! Back up! Back up! Back up now! Yeah, that's it. Film it dyingly. What? Could you have a clearer? It's so clear that it makes me think it's staged or something. Where is this guy?

Why isn't his face posted everywhere? Oh, we have to, you know, we have to protect him. Okay, do that the next time a cop shoots a black guy in a struggle. Anybody know who this guy is? Maybe they do today. Can anybody explain why he's shot? What's he, five feet away from her? Lot of balls.

Anyways, then we got more information on her, not him, naturally. The Trump supporter killed in the capitol building wednesday is an air force vet from california who tweeted a day earlier how in quotes nothing will stop us and the storm is here but nobody fucking asking any questions ashley babbitt who had 14 years in the service, did four tours of duty, was married, lived near San Diego. Her husband was talking to the local TV station. The day before she was fatally shot, apparently by Capitol Police, Babbitt tweeted, nothing will stop us. They can try and try, but the storm is here. It is descending upon D.C. in less than 24 hours.

That was the day before. She says dark to light. Babbitt, who used the Twitter handle Common Ash Sense, also retweeted Wednesday morning a few hours ahead of her and other Trump supporters storming the Capitol. Must be done. A must be done list before Congress meets today. It included Mike Pence must resign and thereafter be charged with treason, which I don't know that that doesn't jive with a military person. And Chief Justice John Roberts, who I agree with, must resign. So what a fucking tragedy. The rioters were protesting Congress's impending certification of Biden as the winner of the 2020 presidential.

Babbitt took a fatal bullet to the chest during the mayhem inside the Capitol. It's just, I don't know. She was apparently shot by Capitol Police law enforcement. That's what they said to the Post. We're a mess right now. You fucking people. You have no idea how to defend a nation. Responding to a tweet Monday by conservative author

Melissa Tate saying, landing in D.C., here to do God's work, save the Republic. Babbitt responded, I will be there tomorrow, Godspeed. On Tuesday, Babbitt retweeted TV footage of a pro-Trump crowd amassing in D.C. ahead of Wednesday riots. Babbitt's mother-in-law told a Fox affiliate in D.C. she was puzzled by the behavior of her son's wife.

You need to shut the fuck up. Were you puzzled by it? And why'd they have to put that in the article? You were puzzled by your daughter-in-law, who was a vet, did tours of duty, showing up for a great cause? That puzzled you? Do you even know your daughter-in-law who was a vet did tours of duty showing up for a great cause that puzzled you do you even know your daughter-in-law she says i really don't know why she decided to do this you don't are you just retarded or anyways so so that was the mayhem and that's what everybody's going oh my god what's going on in

this country i don't know it looks like democracy to me until that gunshot uh was fired so the next thing that happened so here we are trump gives that speech a couple hours later all hell breaks loose. Woman is shot. Then Trump, after things are getting a little rowdy, I guess, if you don't call a gunshot rowdy, he came on and told the protesters to go home. I know you're hurt. We had an election that was stolen from us. It was a landslide election and everyone knows it, especially the other side.

But you have to go home now. We have to have peace. We have to have law and order. We have to respect our great people in law and order. We don't want anybody hurt. It's a very tough period of time. There's never been a time like this where such a thing happened, where they could take it away from all of us, from me, from you, from our country. This was a fraudulent election. But we can't play into the hands of these people. We have to have peace. So go home. We love you. You're very special. You've seen what happens. You see the way others are treated that are so bad and so evil. I know how you feel, but go home and go home in peace. Of course, the left wing jerk off media, surprise, surprise,

Of course, the left wing jerk off media. Surprise, surprise. Blaming it all on him. Well, let me tell you something out there, you idiots, not my fans. Whatever person who doesn't vote like me accidentally sees this. It was stolen. Everything he said was true. And you know what?

Now we have time to do our fucking investigation. Somebody made a great point yesterday saying that, you know, they try all of a sudden now the Democrats are fine with how our elections work. When Trump got elected, right, four years of he got elected because of Russia. He's a Russian agent. Let's do a two and a half year investigation. 48 million dollars. And you know what? It turned up nothing. So they got some closure. This guy said.

That was his point. So why not investigate this? This election. And give people who voted for Trump some closure. Oh it doesn't work that way. I forgot. But you know what? Now we have all the time in the world and it has

to get fixed, not just for this election, because if it doesn't, guess what? This will be a one fucking, a one party country. If they don't change it, oh, you can vote. Yeah, let's have, it used to be a day, now a week, now a month. The shit that went on in Georgia yesterday, did you believe any of that? Oh, it's neck and neck. Oh, we won. Are you fucking kidding me? Ay, ay, ay. You know what we do?

We have to get rid of career politicians, especially on the right. But, you know, all of them, both sides. But when it comes to Republicans, you know who I'm talking about. Mitch McConnell has been there. Look at him, the fucking owl. That's if he was a gangster, he'd be Nicky Owl. Okay? This guy has to go first.

I want to see Jim Jordan jordan in there matt gates people who have some balls anyways chicken shit mcconnell caves to the left once again gives blistering speech against uh president united states effort to ensure integrity of uh the election you're a creep get away from me let's take a listen to him um you know caving and uh after 2004 a senator joined and forced the same debate and believe it or not democrats like harry reid dick durbin and hillary clinton praised praised them and applauded the stunt pause he's talking about the dems when they wanted to object to certifying, you know, back in the day, whoever it was, Bush, whatever. Of course, they did the same thing. Now they're accusing, they did the same thing the Republicans are trying to do now.

And they were, you know, they were fine with it. But now the Republicans are dish marks. Go ahead. Harry Reid, Dick Durbin and Hillary Clinton praised, praised them and applauded the stunt. Republicans condemned those baseless efforts back then. And we just spent four years condemning Democrats shameful attacks on the validity of President Trump's own election. condemning Democrats' shameful attacks on the validity of President Trump's own election. Pause. Big difference. There was no evidence.

Mitch, this is where he's full of shit. Yes, we condemned it. But we have evidence here. People on tape in Atlanta with suitcases and ballots and affidavits from guys who drove postal trucks. Fucking all kinds of evidence. That's the difference. So what the Republicans are trying to do is justified, in my opinion, you schmuck. Problem? You're the fucking problem.

You fucking Dr. White, onking jam rag, onking spunk bubble. I'm telling you, H, you keep looking at me, I'm going to put you in the fucking ground. I promise you. Let the chinless one. So look, there can be no double standard. There can be no double standard. The media that is outraged today spent four years aiding and abetting Democrats' attacks on our institutions after they lost. But we must not imitate

and escalate what we repudiate. Our duty is to govern for the public good. Pause. He's making it like it's the same he's making an analogy that doesn't you know i mean there was no evidence of trump working with russia oh my god but after davidson and fucking video and whatever else Sidney Powell has. It's all going to come out. Go ahead.

I'm disgusted. The state Senate has a higher calling than an endless spiral of partisan vengeance. Congress will either override the voters, overrule them, the voters, the states, and the courts, for the first time ever, or honor the people's decision. Pause. Honor the people's decision? The people's decision was Trump won by a landslide. That'll be proven, too. Do you see what lies these fucks are?

He'll say anything to keep his career alive. Honor the people's decision? Do you really believe Joe Biden got 80 million votes? Do you really believe this guy was in D.C. for 40-something years, 47 years, never did anything? Now he's senile. Even the people on the left didn't want him to be president.

And you want us to believe he got more votes than any president in history? Are you dog-styling me? Go ahead, Mitch the bitch. We'll either guarantee Democrats' delegitimizing efforts after 2016

become a permanent new routine for both sides. It is what it is. Or declare that our nation deserves a lot better than this. We'll either hasten down a poisonous path where only the winners of election actually accept the results. We're already there thanks to the left. Or show we can still muster the patriotic courage that our forebearers showed. Pause.

Here's the difference. The forebearers, they were good people. They were men with dignity, not fucking hacks like yourself. That's the only thing that people don't understand are founding fathers. You know what they didn't think of? They didn't know the lack of character

and what money would do. They had no idea this was going to turn into a juggernaut as far as the economy and the biggest economy on the planet and the strongest and what it'll do to people, whether they're elected or not. That wasn't written in there. Boy, I hope

they're looking down or whatever, fucking going oh my God. Victory written in there. Boy, I hope they're looking down or whatever, fucking going, oh my God. Go ahead. Victory but in defeat. The framers built the Senate to stop short-term passions from boiling over and melting the foundations of our republic. Shut up, shut, shut, shut, shut, shut up.

So I believe protecting our constitutional order requires respecting the limits of our own power. All right, that's enough. He's making me nauseous. How about some term limits? You get 20 minutes when you're in Washington to get something done. Look at this guy. I'm sorry, Mitch, but you should have went a long time ago. So, because of Trump's efforts yesterday in that rally and stuff, right? What do you think some of the consequences were?

Unintended consequences. Oh, how about Twitter suspending our president's account for 12 hours? Taking down his tweets from yesterday, you know, saying that the election was a fraud. Taking them down. saying that the election was a fraud, taking him down. And once he, no, once he takes down,

they suspended his account. And they said he has to take down the, and once he takes down the tweets, 12 hours later, he'll be back in business on Twitter. Have we lost our fucking minds here? Second Amendment doesn't apply to the president. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Do we have a picture of Dorsey? Oh, okay. Thanks. Here's our old friend, the gobbler formerly of fox news channel went over to cnbc um because he was a liberal in high fucking wolf and sheep's clothing anyways uh he had the report about um trump and what twitter was doing to trump yesterday the count of donald trump will be locked locked for 12 hours following the removal of the tweets, the tweets that Twitter deemed incite violence. If the tweets are not removed,

the account will remain locked. In other words, if the president goes to his Twitter account and removes the tweets that Twitter has deemed that were inciting violence. We've been through some of them today. If he does that, 12 hours later, he'll be able to tweet. Jack Dorsey telling the president what he can and can't say. Oh, my God. Do you think, you know, my my agent. I had already had the story, but he texted me anyways telling me about this. And I said, yeah, like we have a shot against these guys in the long run. You think you've seen cancel culture?

Wait till these jerk offs are in power for a couple of weeks. If the president doesn't have a shot on big tech, what are the chances of me and Anthony Comia and fucking Crowder? There he is. There's our boy. Please give me cock. Oh, Jackie. I suck cock. He's a fag.

Look at this lunatic. lunatic. Additionally, the company warned that if Trump continues to violate the company's rules, it will result in the permanent suspension of at real Donald Trump account. Twitter removed two tweets by Trump, making them no longer visible to users this is the first time that the company has removed tweets by trump uh for reasons other than copyright takedowns the company confirmed so now they're admitting they're outright fucking they control that they folks do you realize between them and google and everybody else uh that they they the the fucking election was fixed and they helped it by not letting you get information from conservatives given their point of view.

It's not that, you can't argue that's fraud, election fraud. When the media has taken aside social media, among the removed tweets was one containing a video by Trump addressing the washington rioters uh in his recorded statement trump falsely claimed it says falsely claimed that the election was stolen before asking rioters to go home uh no no no no there's nothing false about that you jackoffs and i'll say that till i go to my grave even if it costs me friends all three of them that video was also removed by guess who facebook and youtube no nothing to see here now they're working in cahoots right out in the open unbelievable this is an emergency situation

this is what they said and we are taking appropriate emergency measures. Hey, where were you when the fucking looting and rioting was going on? How do you think these fucking BLM jerk offs in Antifa got together? Hey, meet you in front of the Wendy's on 3rd Street. What a two way guy, Rosen. That's who said this, right? Guy Rosen. This is an emergency situation. We're taking appropriate emergency measures, you know, Guy Rosen. That's who said this, right? Guy Rosen.

This is an emergency situation. We're taking appropriate emergency measures, including removing Trump's video. We removed it because on balance, we believe it contributes to our, rather than diminishes the risk of ongoing violence. Again, that only applies to people on the right, huh? Guy fucking jerk off. Get this through your head. Get this through your head, this through your head you jew motherfucker you ah that was a facebook vice president guy rosen uh we removed it because

on balance we believe contributes to rather than diminish the risk of ongoing violence you were very quiet during the riot, though, weren't you? Every time I wanted to see something burning, I went to Facebook. You two-faced... Poo-poo head. Facebook on Wednesday evening announced additional steps it would take.

This includes searching for and removing content that praises or supports the storming of the Capitol. What? What? Do you guys believe now that your First Amendment fucking right is totally eroded? Calls to bring weapons to locations around the country. Hmm. Really?

Photos or videos from the rioters. Calls for additional protests. And any, all the shit that, you should have just said all the shit that the left did after the George Floyd.

And any attempts to stage more violence in the coming days. Facebook said it will update the label it places on content that attempts to

delegitimize election results. I can't believe what I'm actually hearing. Who said that? Facebook. Who the fuck said that? Guy Rosen. Who's the slimy little cop in a shit twinkle?

Guy Rosen. Who's the cocksucker down here? Who just signed his own death warrant? Oh, my God. Are they putting it to us? But you keep playing by the rules, right? You keep doing the law and honor thing and doing the right thing, I'm sure, in the end. Don't you know that the fucking world is a sewer?

I knew that by sixth grade, unfortunately. Really? Really had a fucking jaundiced, yellow-eye outlook. I don't know. Let me just show you this about that. Joe Biden has been elected president with results that were certified by all 50 states. The U.S. has laws, procedures, and established institutions

to ensure the peaceful transfer of power after the election. The updated Facebook text will read. And, uh... To that, I say... You listening? Yeah. Your mother sucks fucking big fucking elephant dicks. You will not tell us

what we can say ever. Do you understand? Well, Nick, it's happened. Yeah, but we're going to turn it to Venezuela. I keep.... Yeah. But again, I keep bringing up the fact we have an armed civilian population onto the teeth. Keep it up. Keep poking the bear. I'm not using my gum. I don't know how to clean it, but look, I have a wrist rocket. I'll tell you. Google owned YouTube said it removed the video because it violated policies. So we got, look, we got Twitter weighing in, Facebook, Google. Policies alleging widespread fraud changed the outcome of the 2020 U.S. election.

That, everybody who believes it has a right to that opinion and has a right to voice it. Well, but it's our company. We have a good, do that. Fucking do that. I can do that. See what happens. It will. However, see,

they keep acting like they're a neutral platform. That's what that whole two 30 code is about that. They can't be liable and all that shit. Ah, it will, however, allow copies of this video. If uploaded with additional context in other words

we'll tell you what you know oh my god is anybody getting crazy additional context and sufficient educational documentary scientific or artistic value they always go back to the site like they're the party of science you know the party that says a guy can race against a girl if he's got fake tits and blow her off the fucking starting line. That's the party of science. Twitter initially placed restrictions on Trump's tweet containing the recorded statement before the tweet was later removed. Earlier, Twitter said it would take action on any content that calls for violence in

regard to the riots happening in Washington. Let us be clear. Threats of and calls to violence have no place on Twitter. We saved that for pedophiles and picking up hookers and fucking God. And we will enforce our policies accordingly. Spokesperson for the company said in a statement. accordingly, spokesperson for the company showed in a statement. Additionally, the company said it will significantly

restrict the engagement with tweets labeled with civic integrity policy, which does not allow Twitter users from using the service to manipulate or interfere with the elections or civic processes. If you don't think like us, nobody's going to ever hear from you again. We are also exploring other escalated enforcement actions

and will keep the public updated with any significant developments the company tweeted. And the sad part is there's a whole generation of jerk-offs who agree with this. That's why we don't have any hope. Earlier, Facebook said that it was actively reviewing, removing any content that breaks these rules. All right, it already how long is this fucking article the violent protests in the capital today are a disgrace facebook spokesman andy stone said in a statement as he hid behind his gated community with his dick in his mouth

we prohibit incitement and calls for violence on our platform. Really? Do you really? Yeah. Fuck your mother! Really? None of that was used during all the riots after the George Floyd shit? Huh?

How fucking dare you? I might have a heart attack. People told me like in sixth grade, you're going might have a heart attack. People told me, like, in sixth grade, you're going to have a heart attack. I think this might be the week for it. A man goes to a party, he loses his wallet at the party. You're the man who shit in my tuba. I tell you something. Fuck Joe Biden and fuck their fucking

Gomez sisters let's get out of DC and go back to some other let's get back to where this country belongs with left wing people no actually this is not true actually this is a weird story yesterday out of Oregon like is any normal news

ever coming out of there Oregon Oregon protests turns to violence. Get this, folks. This is how left-wing Oregon is. Even the pro-police people end up fucking fighting with the police. Pro-police protesters quickly turned on cops when they were confronted during a protest in Oregon, ending with a thin blue line American flag being stamped on amid cries of fuck the blue video shows. Now I get again, when I read ahead like that, I got to go, now, wait a minute. Okay. How many of these guys were pro blue and how many of people pretending

to be pro blue? Cause this is Oregon, right? That's the first thing you get to ask yourself. Right. That's the first thing you get to ask yourself. OK, but, you know, regardless, even if put that aside, this is a pro police rally. Right. And somehow it turns into an anti police rally. Only in frigging Oregon. But ask yourself this, where were these cops, right? Remember they had to stand down? Ted Wheeler, the mayor, said stand down. What was being burnt to the ground?

And they had, remember they had that fake Chaz-like thing that they set up, but where were the cops at? But as soon as these, these are people defending the cops. So why are the cops even near them? Salem police singled out the right wing group. You never hear left wing group in the news. But clashing with officers who tried to stop them from

break away. I don't get it. Stop them from break away from a peaceful pro-Trump rally in the state capitol on New Year's Eve day. I don't even know what that means. What the hell's going on out here? No more support for you guys. Zero, zero support.

One man ranted as a line of officers pushed back the splintered group. Many in the black and yellow colors. You'll see people in black and yellow vests here. They were favored by the proud boys. Another man ranted. many in the black and yellow colors uh you'll see people in black and yellow vest here they were they were favored by the proud boy uh proud boys another man ranted how about fucking uh he ranted how fucking hard the officers were making it for them to continue supporting the cops especially after they appeared to ignore black Lives Matter counter protests. Where's the video?

Did I put it at the end? No, that's at the end. Oh. You got to edit all this shit out. Anyways. So, and then there was another guy saying, 10 fucking months in a row I fought for you meaning defending the cops you you against the very fucking people that want to take you a fucking part this guy said he yelled

pointing at a row of officers walking behind him and these uh news 25 uh clips right here take a look this is awesome every day that we've showed up with you, ten f***ing months in a row. Keep moving. Ten f***ing months in a row I've fought for you, you, you, you, you, you against the very people that f***ed up. Keep fighting. I'll do it again. Make it f***ing hard. Move back. Move back. What are you going to do? Beat me when you're f***ing calm? Unarmed ain't done.

You guys are just as bad as those companies. Unbelievable. You have failed that oath today. You are free today. Shame! Shame! You might as well face it. You got to go. You got to go. You got to stand up for the people. Let me again reset the story.

These are supposedly pro-police, those protesters backing the blue and whatnot and look at the cops compare that reaction again you have to ask yourself is antifa in there or whatever agonizing you know um antagonizing the cops but think about that look how quick the cops showed up as opposed to when they were burning and looting and shit look at they're pushing people down on the ground using pepper spray. That's how fucking crazy Portland is. One man then appeared to try to burn a back the blue sweatshirt as others threw a thin blue line stars and stripes flag on the ground. Oh, my God.

What a fucking mess no they're ignorant that's ignorant somebody said step on that fucking flag and then we're gonna burn it one of the group said as others shouted fuck the blue i get okay let me do my i'm sorry you know there's antifa, outsiders, pretending to be pro-cop. Even one of the group pointing out that the flag stands for fallen officers did not stop their ire, with a woman in a black and yellow rain jacket repeatedly stomping on it over a puddle. When they stand for the BLM and Antifa, they have fallen, the woman insisted, When they stand for the BLM and Antifa, they have fallen, the woman insisted, calling cop fuckers as others calling it punishment for treason by the cops.

Fuck them. I don't. I'm not buying it. Sorry. I'm not buying it. People who black back the cops, I don't care what the situation. They're not going to go fuck the blow and fuck unless these cops are really roughing them up keep in mind it's in Portland Oregon there's like eight people who were pro-cop fuck the blow fuck you members of the group

chanted Salem police said it took approximately one hour most of the officers assigned to the event and the utilization of physical force and less than lethal munitions to move the crowd out of the streets and back to the state capital. Three people were taken into custody for their actions. Oh, ironic. During the declared unlawful assembly. Oh, it was an unlawful assembly. That's what the police force said, including a 33-year-old local man, Max Damaskin,

charged with carrying a concealed firearm. Oh, my God. You all saw him. He had a gun. That's where we are, folks. That's where we are. And then, you know, to end the day, I guess I might as well do it.

To end the day, just to wrap up what went on yesterday, I think we did a good job of chronicling yesterday's events. VP Mike Pence went against his mask to Donald Trump, declared Biden the winner because that's the job of the vice president once all the electoral votes are counted. Here is the sad ending to yesterday. The votes for president of the United States are as follows.

Joseph R. Biden Jr. of the state of Delaware has received 306 votes. Donald J.. of the state of Delaware has received 306 votes. Donald J. Trump of the state of Florida has received 232 votes. Really? You're out of order! You're out of order! The whole trial is out of order! You're out of order! Don't say a fucking word to me. I'll get up and i'll bury this telephone in your head i agree i'm not gonna i'm gonna wrap it up so there it is in a nutshell i don't know how you guys look at it i thought it was a little refresher i don't know if it wasn't staged i don't know what to

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