The Nick DiPaolo Show - CNN’s Collins Backs Murderer | Nick Di Paolo Show #1694

Episode Date: February 17, 2025

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Ontario I'm gonna be a good boy. Hello everybody, welcome to NPR. Today we're discussing the AIDS Foundation with Freddie Mercury's old partner, Kevin Gugable. Kevin? Yes. How are you folks? Welcome on a Monday Monday. Excuse me, let me take a drink.

Cigarette? Had a couple over the weekend. Anyways, yeah, what was I going to say? I went to bed around, me and Andy watched Andy watched tell me weren't bored last night. No sports on and shit and I Talked her out of reading We love jeopardy and we had 35 jeopardy saved up so we started watching them at eight Shut the TV off at one All jeopardy's with a few breaks in between.

Fucking literature. I want to sue everybody that at University of Maine, at high school, I know squat about books and classics and the wife, like I said, I've never met anybody that read more in my life. And she gets these goddamn book questions. Like I mean, really obscure ones to the point where I want a divorce. Who needs that kind of brightness around the house? You go, what? I don't know. Anyways, made, we should do, I I already did did I do shop its pie for

bitch in kitchen no I don't know maybe but I made the real kind this time it had a it had a cup and a half of Guinness in it and a little bit of soy Oh my fucking word. Oh Yeah, that's that's how you get ripped And we get a lot of talk about so I should shut up Red Sox got Bregman. I think I covered that we're gonna take folks. I saw the greatest I hope you guys any you hockey fans out there watch the four nation tournament. It's a new thing. They're doing Sweden Finland, Canada in the United States is around Robin tournament only lasts about a week and a half or whatever And something happened that you probably all saw because it was all over the We're gonna show you that later sit tight even if you're not a hockey fan

You're gonna fucking you will become one if you watch this and Trump was a Daytona Just threatening somebody to shoot him. I guess this guy is not afraid to fucking you will become one if you watch this and Trump was a Daytona just threatening somebody to shoot him I guess this guy is not afraid. Surprised he wasn't sticking out of the sunroof in the pace car. I guess he delivered a message like on a blow horn. I didn't I didn't get that but whatever. Yeah it was a loudspeaker from the car. From the car?

That's hilarious. You couldn't see him? It's like we're on the danger field. Speaking of Trump, let's get right to it. Trump might be right about birth citizenship. This is a little complicated to start off the show with, but because it involves, you know, the Constitution. But it's kind of the basics you'll get. On his first day in office, Trump issued an executive order that purports to end birthright citizenship for certain children.

It does so despite section one of the 14th Amendment, which declares, all persons born or naturalized in the United States and subject to the jurisdiction thereof are citizens of the United States and of the state wherein they reside. The central question raised by Trump's order is what it means to be subject to the jurisdiction of the United States and of course the Dems are like you know. It's a sick question you're a sick fuck and I'm not that sick that I'm gonna

answer it. The answer most legal observers gives is that it includes virtually anyone born on American soil, including those whom the order is meant to exclude, namely children born to parents in the country illegally or temporarily. Indeed, on Monday, the American Bar Association described the order as an attack on constitutionally protected right. Federal judges in four states have enjoined the order, meaning that they want it, they agree with it, whatever, with one claiming that it conflicts

with the plain language of the 14th Amendment. Not necessarily, say two law professors, I should say the last guy was good, two law professors, one from University of Georgetown, the other from University of Minnesota, telling you why Trump might be right. The Equal Protection Clause also found in section one, it gets in the weeds a little bit here, but of the amendment provides that no state shall deny any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection under the laws. According to this view, individuals give up their personal executive power, do you understand,

to enforce their inalienable natural rights and agree instead to obey the laws of civil society to pledge, if you will, allegiance in exchange for civil society's protection of those rights. As William Blackstone, an English authority, widely read and respected by the founders wrote, allegiance in exchange for civil society's protection of those rights. As William Blackstone, an English authority widely read and respected by the founders wrote, allegiance is a debt due from the subject, meaning the person has to show an allegiance to the United States and they were issued to get right to the point is if the kid's

parents are here illegally, you know what I mean? And the kids and adult now, whatever, you're knowingly violating a law. So that's not showing allegiance. Basically that's Trump's argument, I believe. Upon an implied contract with the prince that so long as the one affords protection, so long the other will demean himself faithfully.

So like I said, you know, everybody's like, oh, it's that simple, if you were born here, ba ba ba, you should be a citizen. But you gotta take into the account that they're violating a law. And I explained this way better when I read it to myself. But you know what I'm saying? You have to show them a lead.

They call it a social compact. What a social compact is, in other words, I'm going to abide by the social compact of the United States government not to raise hell, be a fucking criminal, blah, blah, blah, blah. That's what you agree to in exchange for being a citizen. But because they're here illegally, that's not the case, is someone's, and that was in the New York Times, by the way. Not exactly a right-leaning newspaper.

That article was quoting these two law professors, that like, Trump has a legitimate beef here we shall see again it all depends on who the judges are and they seem all like liberal jerk-offs to me a lot of the times although he did win a big one last week speaking of jerk-offs let's get right to um I hate the show so much not wasn't even gonna include it But it was too good to resist Saturday Night Live had their 50th Anniversary, so what was the last show they did an anniversary that must have been 40 that was 10 years ago, right? Oh, did they do one at 35? They just did one a few years ago remember?

Fucking a so, I don't know but I definitely know it came out in 75 and this is the big one. Anyways, America's sweetheart Tom Hanks, boy what a disappointment this guy turned. And again I don't blame him, I blame him for having a huge Hollywood career and if you stay out there long enough you will fucking ingest this communist dog shit, this new age psychology that took hold on the west coast back in the 50s with your inner child and your hippie cocksucker shit and they still haven't shed it. And if you stay out there long enough, I'm glad I was a failure out there. America's sweetheart Tom Hanks was crucified by not just conservatives, it says, over his disgusting portrayal of a simple Trump supporting racist on the SNL 50th anniversary special he I mean he's way

left he tries to be reasonable only thing I do like about him is he hates musicals he was on Letterman once and he brought up any because I hate that this stupid I almost that's when I became a huge fan and at Private Ryan whatever that's he's a great actor but but again he's got that that Hollywood poison in him and what's he care he comes back to do a little sketch yeah I'm more mad at the fucking writers who are really, are you that fucking tapped creatively? You got nothing? This is so, this looks so dated already.

Even transgender people speaking out, it looks so dated. You guys, you gotta change course, man. So this was such an easy, easy, this is something you'd see during Trump's first term. And now they've been proven wrong about everything and the guy's already one of the greatest presidents and you're doing this still that all his supporters are idiot redneck racists that's all you got come on man uh anyways the two-time academy award winner returned to the stage Sunday as Doug a dumb what else? Mag a hat wearing yet

because Mag is real stupid contestant on the recurring bit black Jeopardy with a butt of the joke is Hank's character in the black contestants discovering their similarities. Oh we didn't see this coming just from the setup I can't believe they went there for the 50th You know, I mean Probably everybody they didn't have a problem with them I guess but anyways check out this really uncreative piece of comedy Even a crowd wasn't like fucking roaring over it. So It just wait. It's so dated and tired

Maybe you know and look writing comedy, especially sketches and shit and you're under the gun. You're gonna tie It's not fucking easy, but I mean, holy moly That should have been They couldn't do a sketch on these Democrats who are singing in the park and all that off They've opened the door to a ton of shit They used to say we don't make fun of the left because there's nothing to make fun of are you shitting me we filed out for the last 50 years you people are fucking retarded fucking mentally ill crying really fucking deranged about Trump it's how much you hate white blonde hair blue

eyed billionaires all white men they're white men, they're the problem. No, they're the solution. That's the way of finding out. And you fuckers can't believe it. P.U., as they say. The show wonders why their ratings are in the gutter. Former Robert F. Kennedy Jr. aide, Link Lauren, posted on X. Link said, Trump won the popular vote. This tired trope that MAGA is racist is disgusting SNL is

an unfunny show for snobbish liberal elites well call him a detective yeah when it started out that's funny 50th anniversary they were edgy they would go after whoever's in office to go after politics in general and what crooks and shit they were but it turned into this you know fucking Seth Meyers wet dream and Jimmy Kimmel I don't I know these fucking people Jimmy Kimmel is it my hair stand up it's like when I see him it doesn't even make sense to me unless like I said they like them so much and they go what his shows a hit what a mouthpiece on ABC gets a phone call this is what you're gonna talk about

tonight in your monologue that's what it looks like and if it might as well be just P you thank God for gut fell anyhow so yeah SNL come on man you got you you got legends there fucking Chevy Chase and the Murray and all the Get ready for Las Vegas style action at Bet MGM, the king of online casinos! Enjoy casino games at your fingertips with the same Vegas strip excitement MGM is famous for when you play classics like MGM Grand Millions or popular games like Blackjack, Baccarat, and Roulette. With our ever-growing library of digital slot games, a large selection of online table games, and signature BetMGM service, there's no better way to bring the excitement and ambience of Las Vegas home to you than with BetMGM Casino. Download the BetMGM

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San Martino wrestling back in the seventh and like she's not ugly but then like I said certain angles you ever see the devil's advocate with Al Pacino like Charlize Theron's face all of a sudden morph into a devil, whatever the fuck, or her girlfriend. That's all I can think of when I watch her. Anyways, CNN chief, that's right, chief White House correspondent, Kaitlin Collins, apparently deleted a social media post after receiving a ton of backlash for appearing to promote a defense fund for Luigi Mangione not Chuck Mangione who plays the fucking horn. What's the kind of horn? Flugal horn.

Flugal horn. Flugal sounds like bugle. Any relation? No? It is? Yeah, that's somebody trying to say bugle who has a lisp. Bugle. Bugle. Promoted defense fund for Luigi Mangione, the alleged United Healthcare CEO killer. You all remember the girls with diddling themselves over this pale guinea. She's a little whore and a little piece of trash. Take it easy. Take it easy. In the post on X, Caitlin Collins showed her giant muff. He's filled with the weather. Linked to a new website launched by defense lawyers for Mangione who faced charges of first degree murder in the furtherance of an act of terrorism, Stalking, can you imagine how he

feels now? He's looking at life in the, he'll take his own life or somebody will take over. Stocking and other state and federal charges in New York and in Pennsylvania for allegedly gunning down, again, United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson. That was in December 4 of 24, not that. Nor is it alleged. What's that?

And nor is it alleged. I always said that too, you know. I guess now with AI you could go, we don't know if it's a real clip But when you got people on video, can we but you can't because we live in you know Mm-hmm I know couldn't be much clearer Thompson was a married father to as much as you hated him or whatever Mangione 26 who was born in a wealthy Maryland family, was arrested at Mickey D's

at Altoona, Pennsylvania on December 9th after a multi-state manhunt following his arrest. Followers, this is how crazy the fucking left is and how much they hate corporations. And look, when it comes to insurance, I almost understand, but you don't shoot anybody in the back. At least challenge them to a duel. Donated over 300 grand for his legal defense. Some users even suggested Collins, she put a link up on her page to the fundraising site. So by proxy, she's defending what he did. Can you imagine?

That's like, I don't know, get somebody racist. I don't know, maybe I'm wrong here. When Derek Chauvin stepped on him, what's his name's face? That very clean cut guy he kneeled on. I don't know, did a bunch of people, did somebody, let's put it this way, somebody from Fox News Start a fund that's the equivalent. It was so ignorant that she even knew to take it down

Because again, she's wrapped up in that that fucking world they make it look like she has boobs there Hey, I like right there. She looks like a decent woman But again, she'll turn her head and she turns into fucking Al Pacino in his 70s there she is anyways that's the equivalent of somebody famous yeah you know Sean Hannity fucking put in a link up to the clan that's not gonna good analogy I'm too tired it's Monday fuck you anyways by the way, all you kids, might as well mention it now, we've been plugging it for a couple months now and here it is. I just hope all this weather that's kicking the shit out of the country right now. Because you know how

it is. You don't have to be going through those cities. As long as they have their, like America has its hub in Dallas and whatever. And who knows, they go through, whatever. You know how that shit spreads, metastasizes. I'll be sitting in Savannah tomorrow afternoon, my thumb on my ass. I hope not. And then when I'm done with Crowder in Texas,

I got to jump on a flood by the way I checked the weather in like Dallas and and You know in Dallas and in Tulsa and in st. Louis and I'm expecting mild, you know forties maybe 50 it was like anywhere from 2 degrees to 28 That was two days ago. I don't know if it's changed but in all those cities. I'm not bringing a fucking winter coat. I Hate hauling a winter coat even in first class. They'll probably hang it for me I'll be out there with that stupid little winter people look at you like, you know, Dallas still these people fucking

Got the snorkel jackets from the 70s but anyways that kind of surprised the shit out of me how cold it is in Texas Oklahoma and Missouri those places get cold Texas surprised me the other places obviously get cold but what I'm trying to say is folks I'm not doing this anymore I got a batch of fentanyl my wife mixed up in the garage. And we're gonna go haywire with that. Anyways, before I move on, so speaking of those gigs, come check me out, go to nickdip.com

and click on the tour dates. That's this Thursday night, Brick Town Comedy Club in Tulsa, Oklahoma. This Thursday night. I'll be on Crowder Plugin' it that morning and the day before, so check me out there. Then the next night, Friday night I believe, I think it's a Thursday and a Friday, Funny Bones, St. Louis, Missouri, which is a great comedy town. That's an old, that's an old main status club. That's been there since I was an open micer. And all the guys go through St. Louis.

Looking forward to that one. And then March 13th, Hyena's in Albuquerque, New Mexico. And then April 25th, Cajos Music Hall in Cajos, New York. And then finally May 15 and 16, Zanies in Rosemont, Illinois. My manager, I've been trying to drill it in his head. I'm a right winger. I've been known to be a Klansman. All that good shit.

All right, all that shit. I'm living down in Georgia, and he's bringing me back to the Northeast. I don't know why he's, maybe no connection. I don't know what it is. What the fuck? Somebody. Anyways, that's it. You can watch, do you want to buy shit, buy it? Want to support the show? I think that was me. Anyways, you want to support

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