The Nick DiPaolo Show - Colombian President Threatens Trump | The Nick Di Paolo Show #1806

Episode Date: October 21, 2025

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Today I will be talking about, oh, I don't know, the president of Columbia, thinks he's going to give our president some shit, and that could be a big problem for him. The Ninth Circuit comes through temporary victory, I guess, until it goes up to the whatever, for Trump, a good thing. Well, we didn't, I forgot to cover the weekend in college football, which this is a, you know, 98% of my audience is male and the other 2% of gay women.

So, in one, anyways. And what the fuck else? We got a teacher, of course, a fat, ugly woman. What other kind of liberal is there, honestly? She's at the no-king-kings protest and, you know, mocking Charlie Kirk's murder. So I've had it with the, I don't even know what to say anymore. You can't hate them enough. When I say they, anybody in your family who votes Democrat, that's where I'm at now.

Go fuck yourself. the media is the real cancer. I don't know how we solve that without blowing up a few. Anyways. Stories? I don't want to get in trouble. Anyway, I just,

the resistance against Trump are these fake fucking arguments. They are out of bullets. And they're acting like it's just, we get shellacked in the last election, you know, as it has happened over the year. But that's how they're acting. But this is a whole

a whole, a whole, ground shift under their feet that they're not really acknowledging. I mean, look at the nitwits they have out there as their voices. AOC, I could out-debat her. Frigin Cory Booker, Hakein Jeffries is retarded. That's their fucking lead in the Congress. I mean, oh my God. Pelosi's out there.

They should have clipper her. I should have showed it at the No King's thing on Saturday, trying to rip a paper crown, took all her strength. And then people are holding her. as she's walking, literally holding her arm as she's walking to the fire, and she snaps on, what a vile twat. She is the most vile. She's had that elitist attitude since her first day in D.C.,

which was 11 AD, I think. Just a, just a douche. And all of them, they haven't, I would just like, what Fetterman is making more, the only one over there making, isn't that hilarious? When he had a stroke, Literally, when his brain was malfunctioning, he was with the Democrats. And when it healed, he could see how retarded he was. Just let that soak in for a second.

He's the only one on the left making any fucking sense right now. Think about that. Literally, his brain was fried. Speaking of fried brains, I was just, you know, scrolling through the post. And the headline was, here's why teachers are fed up with kids chanting six, seven in their classrooms going to start kicking people out. There's a new phrase that went through school hallways and it's driving teachers up a wall. Six, seven, it's not a math problem.

It's the latest gen alpha obsession and educators across the U.S. And some in Australia say it's gotten so out of hand. They've had to ban it from classrooms. And I had read a little bit about it and I just asked Dallas because he's got a son of that age and it doesn't really mean anything people have theories it was referenced in a rap song and shit they always start this um but then um you know they apply it to every situation so it's just driving people nuts and um they're manipulating it shows you the power first of all of social media how they can get something going anytime they want whether it's having a thousand of them

show up at a CVS usually in Philly or Atlanta or Detroit but how group think and once they know that it bothers somebody's shit they're saying it they're saying it so much I would have loved that when I was in school if I had a math test I was just put six seven for every answer and then when I'm kidding so but it does show you know the kids like

they're basically trolling the adults in this country in Australia part of me is laughing at it but you know again we couldn't get something going like that back in our day because we didn't have the fucking internet I mean picks up speed whether you're eating

tie pods or trying to bang your another thing on porn enough of the my stepdaughter came in the room enough of the stepdaughter shit Oh, the stepmom, or my stepdad woke me up with a heart on on the forehead. I mean, come on. If I had a nickel every time that happened to me?

Oh, wait a minute. I have a real dad, or I did. He'd wake me up with a backhander and go, what are you doings? He used to yell at me for sitting on the couch because it was nice outside. Do you know, old man like that? Get outside. Get outside. Yeah.

He goes, I remember, I was watching football like on a Saturday. Yeah, it was like 70 and Sunday. And he comes down. stairs because he's outside working. What are you doing inside? And finally I go, I literally go like that. I go, I can't find a tree with an outlet to plug the TV. I don't think I get the word TV. A ping pong. Write it down. Mark it. We're going to need it. God damn it. I keep forgetting the flashlight. I have this flashlight. Anyways, I just think it's hilarious. It's driving fucking adults crazy.

Lee Priest keeps texting me because he's going back from his trip over here to back to Australia. And he sends me like every time there's a new leg of the trip. I don't understand how he does it. And he doesn't just do it once a year. It seems like he does it every time we talk to him.

I don't understand it. He must be mentally tough as fucking that. I don't understand. For the life of me, I don't understand. or he's getting paid real good but he makes these speeches and puts on these whatever he keeps

he actually sent me a map of the plane you know how it you know how you can do that on the screen and the watching how far he just said he's gonna he said I'll be reporting headline man jumps out of plane

says fuck all you sees can I say cunts what am I doing so yet the net it's rumble he said it I didn't say it you got a problem with it go fight him by the way he's about 5-58

265 one percent body fat still so go fuck with him what the hell else uh blue jays seem like they're on a mission i mean the toronto blue jays are they were down late let me tell you george springer i'm you're pretty i'm pretty sure you're george springer was a euston astro for years and he was like i know el tuve always came through and so did bregman you wonder why they were so good for so long and George Springer hit a fucking 3-1 home or when they were down 3 to 1

to put them up 4-3 last night late 7th inning I think whatever just when they needed and I'm going is this guy clutch or what and they put up a stat at the bottom it's his 9th go-ahead home run in postseason in his career third in MLB history

that's a guy I don't care if he's hitting 220 all year this is a guy This is how you win shit. Anyways. So they're going up against the Dodgers. I got to believe the only people that want the Dodgers to win are assholes and people that live in L.A. With a billion dollar lineup and against Toronto who nobody picked.

They were picked last, I think. They were supposed to come in last in the A.L. East. So I'm definitely pulling for them. Vladimir Guerrero, another one. They gave him a half a billion dollars. That's with a B. 500 million dollar contract, whatever. 10 years, whatever the fuck I was.

He's been worth every cent of it this postseason. They put a thing up with him last night. He's hitting. What the fuck did they say he was hitting? 460 something. In the postseason, nine homers, 15 RBIs or some shit like that. I mean, he's worth every cent. And he makes good plays in the field, and he's always joking around.

I become a huge fan of that guy. When he came up as a rookie, he was kind of a fat slob who could hit the ball a mile. Anyways, this should be interesting. So you get the Dodgers who have like every player in the lineup is a Hall of Fame or Future Hall of Fame, I should say, and a huge payroll. So hopefully it's interesting. Poor fucking Mariners.

I've never been, have never won a pennant. Anyways, let's get on with something fun. Columbia. Columbia is, this is Petro versus Trump or Petro. Petro is oil. I mean, guess, in England and Europe. Columbia's president, Gustavo Petro, mused about getting rid of President Trump.

Guess you didn't see what happened in Pennsylvania a year ago. In a shocking interview, as a bitter feud over Trump's crackdown on drugs intensifies. Over the weekend, just think about that sentence. People have a problem with him getting rid of drugs that are killing kids all over the world, by the way. But there's the planet we live on. Some people are for it.

Over the weekend, Trump threatened to close up the killing fields in Colombia and announced he was slashing U.S. subsidies for the Latin American country after Petro accused the U.S. of murder over September 15th attack against an alleged drug boat. He's lying. Humanity has a first off-ramp. Oh, I'm sorry. Boy, I'm not with it. Look at this, Lewis Black a few years ago, doing the Daily Show. Here's a, here's Trump on the plane being asked about Colombia and whatnot. The question on Colombia, are you concerned that if gain is cut to Colombia that would undermine Colombia's fighting against drugs.

They don't have a fight against drugs. They make drugs. They make cocaine. They have cocaine factories. They have no fighting against drugs. And I'm stopping all payments to Colombia. Fight against drugs. anything to do with their fight against drugs. And in fact, even when they had better precedents

than they have right now, they were, that's how they're making a lot of money, drugs. I used to complain about it when they had a very nice president, but it wasn't good. It was all taught. They are a drug manufacturing machine, Columbia. We call them Pfizer. And we're not going to be part of it.

So we're going to drop all money that we're giving to them. It has nothing to do with them stopping drug production. and you look at the fields. The fields are loaded up with drugs and they refine the drugs and they make tremendous amounts of cocaine and they send it all over the world and they destroy it all to hunt or buy.

Colombia is out of control, and now they have the worst president they've ever had. He's a lunatic we've got a lot of problems, mental problems. Former President's Columbia, the Colombian president says that the U.S. killed a innocent Colombian fisherman in one of the strikes.

They said that when we shot down a submarine that they were just fishing. This is a submarine that was meant, by the way, this was a submarine that was meant for one reason and made for one reason to carry massive amounts of drugs. Oh, my ache and stem. God, he reminds me, Lewis Black, a few years. Yeah, this dinkweed says, humanity has a first off-rap. It is to choose to change Trump in various ways, Petro told.

Univisions, Daniel Correira, per a translation, when asked about his goal of getting the best possible negotiation for his country. This is him, and I quote, the easiest way may be through Trump himself, Petro added. If not, get rid of Trump. He continues, snapping his fingers dramatically. You go fuck yourself, convict. In the 21st century, some believe they, this is him still talking, this Jackoff, can be become kings and viceroys, which is a great cigarette back in the day.

wasn't it? But in republics, it is not possible, he later said. How the fuck would you know, dictator? Here, the heads of kings are cut off if they come with a king's attitude. Oh, everything's violence with you. Is that how you solve shit? That's what separates us from you and your third world shithole. You know, for cocaine and coffee.

Fucking very jumping, nervous country, I'm guessing. A feud between the two world leaders has been simmering since the Trump administration, September strike on an alleged drug boat. Trump said the attack killed confirmed knocko terrorists from Venezuela, who were in international waters at the time. Petra says that's bullshit. They were in a kiddie pool behind my house.

Anybody? No? Oh, come on. Petro, however, claimed that the boat was a Colombian vessel and was used for fishing, not the transportation of drugs. Who are you going to believe on that one, folks?

Because Colombia is known for there, striped bass. U.S. government officials have committed a murder and violated our sovereignty in territorial waters. See, all this can be proved wrong. Do you understand there's the difference.

That's why the lefties in this country think like he does. They come up with shit that you can prove empirical evidence, as they say. The Colombian boat was drift and had its distress signal up due to engine failure, we await explanations from the U.S.

government. Well, keep waiting, bitch. In addition to cutting off foreign aid to Colombia, Trump threatened to ratchet up tariffs on Bogota, which currently pays the baseline 10% rate, and that always works. But again, yes, Colombia, I mean, he's threatening Trump. I don't know how Trump sleeps at night. Other than the people at work from, does anybody give them any credit for anything?

Other than fucking, you know, what's his name? The Israelis right now. But Columbia, ooh, make a move. As George W. said, bring it on. My favorite George W. I think the war was going on. He's on the golf course. He goes, watch his.

And he tees off. That's what I knew. I go, wow, they live in a different fucking world than I do. Let's move on to Ye for the Ninth Circuit. You don't hear that very much. I don't know how many circuits there are out there. The Ninth U.S. Circuit. I've been playing the Comedy Ninth Circuit.

Yeah, that's right. Circuit Court of Appeals on Monday ruled that President Trump can deploy Oregon National Guard troops into the city of Portland, delivering a significant amount of deodorant induced that those people need. Good night, everybody, and good luck. Delivering a significant victory to the Trump administration. Hey, everybody, we're all going to get late. I always hear Trump's, I always hear that when Trump gets a victory.

As it continues, its effort to send federal forces into Democratic-led cities, despite a string of recent setbacks in other district and appeals courts. I don't know if it's me or every article just has a little bit of anti-Trump in it. I don't know if it's me. They always have to like throw a line like that in. In other words, he's fucking probably been wrong on a lot of this shit. Judges on the three-member panel, how that fuck is that a panel three people? What are they do rock paper, scissors?

That fuck out of here. Rule two to one. to authorize Trump's deployment. Judge Ryan Nelson and Judge Bridget Bade. Now, that's Judge Bade. They both, both these judges are appointed by Trump sided with the administration. If I had to put my money on it,

you know how I prejudge. She sure looks like a damn, right? I see a little bit of an Adams apple. Both appointed by Trump sided with the administration and the majority ruling. with the lone Clinton appointing judge, Chuck Kerro. That's David Letterman's mom.

She's a judge on the Nye Circuit. Paul, after considering the record at this preliminary stage, we conclude that it's likely that the president lawfully exercise his statutory authority under 10 USC 12-406. I thought it was two. excuse me, which authorizes the federalization of the National Guard when the president is unable with irregular forces to execute the laws of the United States.

I mean, it either says that or it doesn't. What the fuck? Quit splitting gray pubic hairs old lady. The move has become a political flashpoint as protesters opposing his key policies. And when I say that, I mean the media in general, I have clashed with law enforcement. Oregon officials and civil liberties groups

who are the cancer in this country, Nick, you can't say, I can. I can. Say the administration is exaggerating the threat. Will you? Will you please shut up? Will you shut up? Shut up, shut up, shut up.

Back to my aforementioned point. They're exaggerating it. So when we watch that footage of violence and ice being attacked and shit, and we're supposed to believe when ICE isn't there, those same people that attack federal cops, ICE agents, they behave the rest of the time? Suck a dick and die.

Nick, why the language? Why not? It's America. Those for Donias. What? Anyways, well, Trump allies insist the guard is needed to restore order. So can you imagine places like Chicago that fat fuck and Pritzka and the other communists trying to convince people, there's nothing wrong with our city?

I mean, he employed them to stop violence. And nobody has agreed and enjoyed it more than like black people living in shitty neighborhood. We showed you a clip yesterday, didn't we? Or did I see it on TV of black people saying it's so much nicer now? I might have saw her on the Internet last night. But a whole bunch of them. Oh, my God. How deep is their hatred for this country?

After a federal judge in Oregon, temporary block Trump's attempt to deploy troops to Portland early this month, the 9th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals agreed to hear the Trump administration's appeal. The lower court judge had described Trump's action in her probably looks like I have. a ham emergency order as untethered to reality. And one that she's untethered to reality. That's exactly what you are. Because this footage, what are they making it up? Is that come out and say it?

Is it fucking AI? What are you talking about? We can see that we've, for the last 20 years, we see statistics getting worse in Chicago and Portland, blue, you know, Atlanta. Oh, blue, so shut up. Oh, my God, blurring the line between civil and military federal power to the detriment of this nation. Yeah, but like the Constitution says, when it's needed, he can do that.

I don't know where the next appeals coming from. The appeals court quickly stayed the lower court's order pending review. The role in comes as Trump has sought to deploy hundreds of National Guard troops to Democratic-led cities. Do you see what I'm saying? Yes, they are Democratic-led cities. Again, he's not making that. up, he's not being biased, that's the facts. As the dumb people

like to say, as they come out of Judge Judy's court, idiot, what it is. Despite stated opposition from local and state leaders, senior administration officials have argued that the deployment is necessary, a necessary step, to crack down on what they, on what

they say, that's the type of language, on what he alleged. By the way, they still have to say alleged when they talk the kid that killed Charlie Kirk. Great country. An uptick in violent crime and protect against threats from protesters.

That's not against the protesters. That's not why they're there. That thing makes sense. Including anti-ice demonstrations in many downtown areas, Democrats have countered that Trump's descriptions

are hyperbolic and inaccurate. I'll say it again. The footage we're seeing is bullshit. Just their reaction, let's say there was no crime going on. Just their reaction to having federal ICE agents there, whether it's, you know, for illegal immigration. Just how they react to them tells me all I need to know about them, how they feel about law and order. And merely a legal pretext for Trump. to federalize Democrat-led cities.

What do you fucking... He could have done that. Again, he's not a king, he's not a dictator. Did he become... Was he a king or a dictator the first time he was in office? What the fuck are you talking about? They have nothing. I'll say it again, Republicans,

if you don't win the next 50 years, that's what they also forget. When Trump leaves, you get Vance and you got Marco Rubio and a few other guys who ain't playing games. Here, legal scholar, Andrew McCarthy. this guy's very good, by the way. I've seen him on all the stations. Explain where the rub lies between the Trump administration. That was my line. And leftist idiot mayors. Here's McCarty. Talk to Jackie Heinrich. The judge is saying that the troops can go to Illinois. They can stay in Illinois, but they can't patrol or deploy to protect federal property. Can a judge do that? Because weren't they sent out under Title X? Yeah, we're going to find out, Jackie. I think, you know, The problem here is...

This guy looks exactly like Jeff Donham's old puppet, the old cranky guy. Each of these statutes that we're dealing with in this national security area of what the president can do to tamp down on urban crime, you know, they have objective tests in the statute for when the president can deploy. And the question comes down to... Pause, folks, for you guys don't know it, what they mean by objective. Everybody can agree on it. Basically is what he's mean. There's no bias in the statutes. Go ahead. Does a judge get to say, I disagree with the president's analysis of whether these objective tests have been met, like has there been an insurrection or an

invasion, for example, or do the courts have to give deference to the president because he's the commander in chief? He's the one who's politically accountable to the people whose lives are at stake. And the jurisprudence kind of tells the judges, you have to give deference to the president, but it doesn't say that, you know, there's absolutely no inquiry into whether those objective predicates have been met or not. So that's, I think, what the big tension is here. Okay. Yes. So this ruling- Quit with the inquiries. Okay. It's objectively true. Just like, I'm objectively beautiful. I hired a fruit cup.

You hear him? Jesus. I mean, again, we have so much evidence. And they're there for a few reasons. First of all, like violence in the neighborhoods and shit, but also illegal immigration. Don't forget that's why they, right? That's part of it.

There's like a three-prong approach, which have been building up for years and how you idiots, what do you? And they always go, it's just because it's Trump. It's how it's always been. If it was Reagan, George W., yeah, back then, the media

wasn't as blatant about being complicit with the Democrats. But now, I mean, but they've always, Reagan was a Nazi and George W. Bush was a racist and a big, it's the same shit over and over again. And you

fucking idiots who vote Democrat, you, I mean, do you watch, do you leave your bubbles at all? I have to scan because I do fake reporting here but I watch all the shitty I get sound bites you know even if I'm watching Fox they'll show CNN clips

MSNBC ABC and I like to flick it to to you know CNN just to I belly laugh it's like watching a good sitcom the shit they come up with oh goodness let's lighten it up let's drop in a sports

Dallas sent me a great clip last night while I was laying there like Stephen Hawking being fed gray. My wife's in South Carolina because her sister has a medical issue. It's so funny. You're like, I got the house to myself. What are you fucking 11? Cut to me sitting there with my dog watching Monday night football in my underwear, just like I would if she was home. I know I should be out. I should be out at a dance club.

What? A dance club. At a singles bar. Anyhow. God, I love that my dog, though. Gets up in the morning and goes, hey, I got a dump. I open the door,

and then 10 minutes later, she barks to let her back in. She eats her dinner, and she sleeps the rest of the day. Like a lot of people on welfare. What? Here's a clip that Dallas sent me, you know, the pitch clock,

a few baseball fans, you know. baseball was way too slow and I actually blame I don't blame but one of the people that used to drive me nuts was one of my favorite Red Sox no my goshi of power he used to get out of the box

and re-adjust his batting gloves it was like watching your wife try on a dress at the gap or whatever to fuck it would take 10 minutes what are you doing in there then it stepped back into the box and they started to lose

viewers because you know young kids that's their future audience and they have the attention span of a fucking crack baby so they had to do something so they put a pitch clock in the minor leagues they tried it first

I don't know who came up with the time and everything but it's perfect it really is you can watch a baseball game now in under two hours sometimes especially if you record like I don't fast forward through the it's insane but I don't know who picked it

but the timing is perfect and I think everybody almost everybody agrees that so Dallas sent me this thing that just clarifies how bad it was when they didn't have a pitch clock this is going to be a minute a half a little over a little it's about 12 minutes the guy the screen on the left has the guy with the pitch clock now and the guy on the right and this is right out of MLB when they didn't have a pitch clock the point of this is this

guy on the left is going to get three outs in a half inning before this guy ever throws his first pitch, right? Isn't that it? I had to see it to believe it. Even when I read it, I'm like, what? Watch this. This is a bump-in. Williams, bare hand in will just get Kim.

Nice play. Isn't that Casey Kaysim doing play by playing? Ground ball up the middle. Beautiful play by the Dodger third baseman. Look, the guy in the right hasn't thrown a pitch yet. Good idea. Here comes another thing. Now the batter.

Be aware of that. Look, we get time to watch a replay. Head is down. This guy on the right still hasn't thrown. The batter steps out. I'm at home right now, breaking shit. Down for Taylor Colway. Because I'm out of Sanka.

Okay, we're up to 38, 39, 40 seconds. The guy in the right. The batter just stepped back into the box. You guys are just listening and not watching. He comes to the set. There's a no one. And he spins and fakes a throw to a second, like a pickoff. We're up to a minute.

He hasn't thrown a pitch yet. This guy on the left just got a second out of the inning. This is fucking great. This guy's in a coma. No, he's awake. A couple of kids died. Start there. Okay, look, it's a minute 18.

He hasn't thrown yet. He turns and fakes another throw to. second. It's a minute and a half. And we're watching a replay of the second out. Now it's a minute in 30, five, six, seven. It's literally a minute in 40 seconds right now. He hasn't thrown a pitch yet, guys. And this guy just popped out, inning over. And he finally throws. I would have loved to see the camera on Joe Buck. Because Joe Buck's like one of us. He knows how to play it.

He doesn't fucking, but he must have been pulling his hair out. Almost two minutes, guys. And they wonder why kids are fleeing, you know? That and they put the big games on at nighttime when your kid's 12 and he loves baseball. And he has to go to bed. It's, you know, they think about the fans last. They really do. How fucking great was that?

Unbelievable. We have a similar thing. Me and my wife made a sex tape. On the left is a porn guy. He's been going to town for three, four minutes. I, ten seconds, I blow a nut. It's kind of the reverse. I should have thought about that before I said it. Anyways, I thought that was interesting and that I went back to petting my dog and watching both football. football. I ended up with 11 wins in the pool, which not too bad. It puts me, it's 130 people. I'm at like 47. My brother's

like fourth. He's kicking ass, but he's the commissioner, so we'll look into that. My brother is so great at that. He sends out a newsletter, you know, explaining who won, how they won, and kids way smarter than me. It bugs the shit out of me. Let's move on. Fat Sack a liberal

rat shit and teacher goes viral. Oh, God damn it, Dallas. I was supposed to play this while we were watching the pitch and not throw a pitch for two minutes. It's not playing. That one is, oh, my God.

It's not playing. You heard me play it during the one. Anyways, the Chicago-based elementary school teacher mocked Charlie Kirk's assassination by using a sickening gun, gesture at a no king's protest over the weekend. Yeah, you know what it should be for you, you fat fuck? No Burger King. Lucy Martinez, oh, great, is Lucy saying, look, I have a nach caught in my throat for the fifth time in the last 10 minutes. Lucy Martinez a fat fucking

liberal, ugly bitch who looks like every other liberal. And again, it's a DiPaulo theory. She's not mad at politics, Trump the right. She's mad at the world because she's unfuckable. and has, she's insatiable. She eats sticks of butter and doesn't understand why. She put a finger to her neck and pretended to pull the trigger when a man driving by in a pickup truck waved a flag calling the podcaster a hero. So she, yeah, listen to this guy.

I'll translate what he said. Can you imagine? You ever heard of Ozepic? You hear what he said? Ever hear of Ozepic? badass. Even when they're mad, they're polite, people on the right. I would have said, you fat twad, I hope you died tonight, fall on your kids and suffocate them. See how much better that is? Y'all fat fuck, look at you. That's teaching kids. So you want us to believe that

she doesn't have a bias against kids, you know, who she knows when she meets their parents they, she knows how they vote. And that's what's teaching. And you wonder why the country's in the shape it's in. Academia is still loaded with this type of shit, but look at her. Look at that thing. She goes through five fucking vibrators a day.

I wish that was a real gun. I'll say it again. I can't. Y'all fat fuck, look at you. What the fuck? What the fuck? That was the audio I was looking for. Multiple demonstrators flipped the bird at the counter-protester.

That would be the kid in the car filming the, it's unclear if Martinez was fired or faced any disciplinary action. That's funny. I don't know why that will be unclear. I would think it would be announced a minute after this thing, guy put it on the internet. The school's website was taken down after the incident surfaced on. That's how they handle it.

They take down the website. Hope you forget about it and put her back up as she goes to school and poisons your kids. with a fucking 80-foot muff. Chicago schools said it remains committed to creating and maintaining. Here comes the speech. This is how it works. They do something outrageous.

And then the assholes who run the school who think like she does and hired her put out this fucking boilerplate shit. Chicago Public School said it remains committed to creating and maintaining and welcoming safe and exclusive teaching and learning environment by hiring women that weigh 450 to 780 and would faint if they saw a dick.

Free from harassment, bias, or harm of any kind. That's an outright lie. While CPS does not comment on specific personal matters, the district follows a consistent process when allegations of misconduct are reported. Yeah, you do. It's very consistent. You pretend to scold them in public

and then they go back to teach it. Employees found to have violated board policy are subject to disciplinary action. Well, you hired her. She had a resume. Don't tell me you didn't know what she was about. so she thinks like you do. So under that statement, she's fine.

This woman teaches children, somebody said, Lucy is now the perfect face of the No King's Movement, a movement that preaches love but celebrates death. Evil always exposed itself. Ryan Fornier, co-founder of Students for Trump, wrote on X. It sure do. Always comes in the form of an unfuckable.

The guys are women. That's a great fucking parody film. What? The unfuckables. Whip it up, dude. You're the producer. Want the show to go to the top? You've got to do that shit.

I know you've got a lot going on. Yeah, the unfuckables. I've been saying it for a long time. Somebody probably might have already done it. Let's move on to very stale bread. What? Yeah. What's the while we like to educate?

Archaeologists recently found an extraordinary relic. I'm just seeing where we are on the show. Oh, my neck. Othritis and the hip. Got up in the middle of the night to pee, took an anvil p.m. Because my hip was... It's over, Johnny. It's over!

Archaeologists recently found an extraordinary relic of early Christianity. A 1,200-year-old loaf of burned bread bearing the image of Jesus Christ. It kind of looks like a mermaid. Do. It looks like Hillary leaning on a broom with our hand on her hip. Doesn't it? Now that you say that.

Put it down. Look at that. That's bread. Yeah, it looks like Toch, my wife made. If I want Twave, I'm guessing it's stale. Right? One of my favorite lines in the soprano's Uncle Jr. Goes to visit.

Livia. She's in a nursing home. And he takes a sip of his, he takes a sip of his, he goes, even the coffee's old in here. The discovery was announced by the Karaman governorship located in the South Central, in South Central Turkey. Why do we have to get so specific when we, on the news? They do it with states, too. You know, they'll say this, some football plays from the southwest part of Texas, you know, or the northern part of Oregon.

I don't want to fucking go trick-a-treating at his house. Just fucking... Anyways, a Facebook post on October 8th. The bread dates back to the 7th or 8th century's AD. Well, how come they weren't all fat fucks back then, or were they? Well, the woman were Rubin-esque, as they say. That means they ate too many rubens. Zing, pink-tang.

It's one of five carbonized loaves recently found at the toproctopy archaeology site, once the ancient city of Ironopolis. See, those two words, I almost didn't do the story because of them. When people, I think I did, and I, Dallas? Not bad. I used to say that when people said, we get our news from, we get our news from your show, and I go, well, I said, don't take it too serious because this is my standard. If there's more than two words I can't pronounce, I don't do the story.

pictures from the excavation show the black and loaf bearing a black and loaf wasn't black and loaf thank you I couldn't come up in that what album GZ GZ? GZ? Oh JZ

yeah black and loaf It's describing an employee who doesn't work that hard black and loaf anyways black and loaf bearing a faint image of of Christ. I am like God and God like me. I am as Lord as God of bread. He is as tall as me.

Hear me the country crock. Zelasia's 17th century. The inscription on the loaf reads, He who smelt it dealt. He who smelt it, dealt it. That's what it said on a loaf of bread that was found in 1,200 AD. No, it says with gratitude to the blessed Jesus, which is what I make my wife write on my birthday cake every year.

That's right. That's going in the book, that whole chunk right there. The image did not incorporate the popular Christ pentacrater, pentacritor, iconography, which typically shows Christ. raising his right hand and stepping out of the box to adjust his gloves no and serves as the standard of the Byzantine and Eastern Orthodox art well I'm glad you cleared that up because I got a swan it was the other orthodox art you know Bob Ross you can you can put anything on this loaf of bread you could put a

sword or a deer because This is your world. I know I've told you this before. Every time Bob Ross comes up, Joey Cola, funny comedian, Long Islander, balls loud, fucking New Yorker. He used to do a Bob Ross bit. You know, Bob Ross is a Vietnam vet, by the way. So he would do, you know, you can paint a tree here,

and you can put a house here and maybe a lake behind it because it's your world. and maybe a bush over. Charlie in the bush! He has a flashback. He went on for five minutes to set up. The audience is actually sitting there. Rather, Christ was depicted as a sewer farmer.

Or sour or farmer? Sour. Sour patch kid. Which officials said reflects the symbolic importance of fertility and labor in the religious start of the period. Oh, bullshit. They just put it on the bread to sell it. Archaeologists also found other symbols on the lows. Kim Kardashian's ass.

What? Cut! Including one that appears to bear the Maltese cross. Specialists suggest that these finds may be examples of communion bread. Yeah, again, the word maybe is in there. Maybe not. Don't tell me unless you know. I had a joke about communion.

Wait, first. one of my early ones that I thought was very good I said I used to literally get heartburned when I went to communion from the wafers I go for the first 10 years of my life I thought Peptobizma was the Antichrist come on folks that's a great maybe my first real good joke

the Jews loved it anyways communion bread or euchreth bread used in early Christian rituals early they're still doing it The Karaman governorship Facebook post put all of that on there. So that looks like a delicious loaf of it. It looks like a fucking Oreo, doesn't it? Bong-a-Puccine.

Speaking of black. There are white niggers. I've seen a lot of white niggers in my time. White niggers. He didn't realize Wiggers was a, probably wasn't when he said that. In our RTR segment reversed the races, The Vikings condemned the Vikings, the football team, not the friggin, Leif Erikson. Leif Erickson, was that somebody?

Leif. Oh, I say Leif. It pisses them off. Like, remember George W. Bush used to say Saddam instead of Saddam? That's like a little, yeah. They do that on purpose. The Vikings condemned the racist comments, cornerback, Isaiah Rogers received after Minnesota lost the Eagles 28.

22 on Sunday, saying that the organization was disgusted. Oh, of course, they have to be. Goodell probably called and said, hey, let's make this a national story, because I want to run the most woke NFL there is. Rogers, who's the defensive back, and you see him getting burned on this play, posted screenshots of messages to his Instagram account, which included ones from a fan that had the N-word in them,

and one that read the cornerback was worse than, that doesn't even make sense he compared to the defensive back to Hitler he was worse than Hitler and a lot of people know Hitler they he could only do zone coverage because one on one he would I was going to say he got burned

but hope I'm sorry sprack at the night to well I would compare a football play to hit see see that's how many times they've heard it

anyways when rogers wrote the fan back and they backed down and apologized addressing the issue rogers wrote on x that racism is real and called on fans to keep football football yeah it's real and let me tell you something you really think you're the only one who gets racist fucking hate mail or email on the internet you don't think black people do it to Aaron Rogers when he throws four interceptions or something. It's only a story when it happens to you. And the fact that you insisted on putting out there

tells me you're living in the past too. Okay? That story about just white people being racist is fucking over. You're as racist as the day. Somebody put this quote up and I loved it. It was under a woman on like X. No, it might have been

a guy, but it said, I was raised to treat everybody equally and then I became adult and I realize black people were raised to hate white people. Home run. That's why I did the story. I'm just saying, it's not a story, dude. I'm not even

talking about threats like famous white people get like Sean Hannity and fucking Gutfeld and, uh, um, yeah, there's racist out there. The internet covers zeal, the whole planet for Christ's sake. And you're upset. Huh? Weh.

I agree with the part about keep football football I agree with that but it's played by half the league has ends nice people nice people nice football league

and NFL not National Felon League like a lot of people say that's not even the worst obsceney at it so what so fucking what I watched eight clips of a 75 year old white veteran

getting this shit kicked out of my fucking six black kids in a parking lot Seattle. Wham! Motherfucker! We are disgusted by the... And here comes the NFL.

We are, the Vikings, we are discussed it by the racial slurs directed at Isaiah Rogers following yesterday's game. You know what they're doing? They're taking the fucking story like the politicians do. Excuse me.

The Vikings, you distract from the loss of the mediocre season they have. The Vikings said in the statement, as we have said previously, there's simply no room for racist words or actions. Oh, really? Because I hear.

here, black players calling each other, nigger, you can hear it on the microphones sometimes. So, again, you're full of shit. It's just a fucking word. Is it hateful? Yes. That's when you use hateful words. Like if you're in a fight with a fat guy, you go, you fat fuck or whatever. You go for the most painful thing, right?

Again, I'm not condoning it. I'm just saying, don't act like it's news. That's all. We support Isaiah in all players who unfortunately experience this type of ignorant prejudicial behavior far too often do you see what I'm talking about folks

and we ask our fans to continue to fight to eliminate the racism and then he said Hey where are the white women at oh god some people just what is it that you have to be so woke NFL that's not how you became

the greatest America's pastime, predominantly white people watching. So what do you gain out of this? I'm trying to figure that out. I mean, again, whites, I know we're on the downfall as far as population. We're still almost 67% of the country. So as far as marketing goes and advertising and all that shit, you wouldn't know it watching. If I hear that Applebee's commercial one more time while you're watching, you know that black woman's voice doing the voiceover?

It's a best deal ever. It's like fucking racist. They're like black in it up more. I can hear the audition. Smith in the middle of his fifth year in the NFL caught the ire of fans after covering Devontha Smith on his 79-yard touchdown catching the third quarter. And look, and I also agree that the people have time to send this shit on the internet. You've got to get a fucking life too.

You know what I mean? But I'm just saying it's not, let's not act like it's a fucking brand new thing. Catching the third quarter as well as a defender on A.J. Brown. So he got burned by A.J. Brown, too, who nobody can cover. When he made a 45-yard catch in the fourth quarter. Here he is getting toasted by Smith, like he was, I said, getting toasted by Smith like he was the groom. And Smith was his best man. With Juergens dealing with an injury.

Deep drop for Hertz. something downfield and it's Devonte Smith he's loose he's got it he is gone touchdown eagles hmm matter of fact I'd be pissed too give me my phone I had money on that guy that's probably who it is by the way I forgot that aspect too people that get that emotional usually have a personal you know they have large money on the game and that can be again the definition of large is relative because there's people that make, you know, $11,000 a year putting $5,000 on a game. You might yell a few slurs at the, I have a bit in my act, you guys might know. I said, you know, I know these white people say they never said the N-word,

and I say, well, you never bet $5,000 on a NBA playoff game. What are you yelling at the TV when LeBron misses a shot at the buzzer? Ooh, that person of color, get out of here. Just another one of my genius jokes that, uh, anyways, fell flat. Anyways, where are we? Oh, have a seat. What's this about? Well, you know, I talk a lot about flying, as I did at the beginning of the show with Lee Priest. And I was on Southwest. Actually, last weekend, Southwest Airlines has been making a range of changes with the carrier now charging for checked luggage and eliminating its famous. I am so lucky, though, I've been flying forever by myself with the same duffel bag. that I've never had the check. And every time I get off and there's a guy waiting for me to pick me up,

you know, when I go to Crowder, they're always at the luggage claim and they go, that's it? I go, I'm not a ventriloquist like Jeff Dunham. I don't have 11 puppets in a trunk. Check the luggage and eliminating his famous open seating policy in favor of assigned seats. And you go, well, that's, I don't know.

I'm going to be honest with you. I used to poo-poo their way of seating people. but I've done it a few times and I haven't had a it's a little awkward they have right they have these pillars and it says one through 10 line up here 11 through one up and it's kind of awkward because you come up and you're going to go what do you got I have one a I mean I I have group A number seven oh I have eight you know why do you keep us seated right keep us seated and go one through a first, you know, first class, one through 10, and nobody else gets up with the people who have one through 10.

Wouldn't that do it? Right? I sort of learned that in Japan, and I was doing the U.S. O to, nobody got up, but there wasn't, it wasn't rules, but nobody rushed. Everybody just sat like adults. But I understand people get anxiety because of the overhead space. Again, Elon Musk put down what you're doing and fucking evolve this industry. from January 27th of this coming year, 26,

passengers will now have assigned seats, but they'll be boarding differently from most other carriers. And my one other complaint about Southwest Airlines, flight attendants, and I don't know if it's part of your job description, quit trying to be funny. Quit trying to be fucking funny. And it always gets a laugh.

And I go, boo! Just because I'm a comedian, think I know everything. what did the guy say oh gay kid naturally again can't have a fucking anyways earring here earring here he goes you know put the bags up on their side or whatever you know because if you force it

it's like a relation relationship you're gonna force it it's not going to work that gets a nice laugh yeah exactly I ordered a can of V8 and I threw it at him later on the flight they don't have real tomatoes per the

Wall Street Journal Southwest Flyers will have a boarding pass that contains a boarding group and a number from one to eight unless they booked priority boarding after priority boarding Southwest will mostly follow the Wilma method

W-I-L-M the Wilma method That's my seat a window a middle well what's the eye window a middle and aisle well that's the wuma for boarding passengers and window seats were board first

followed by those and middle seats and aisles starting at the back of the plane that's not good so if you're got an aisle seat you're boarding in like the last group Is that queuing? Is that how that's pronounced Dallas? Which is, again, that's what they say in Europe.

Can we fucking leave it over there? A fucking elevator's not a lift. A tunnel's not a fucking tube. And a fucking French fries, not a chip. Fuck off. If queuing isn't good, boarding isn't good. Lisa Hengsen, managing director of innovation, told Wall Street Journal and tried to sound very,

hip so we spent a lot of time studying queuing this method isn't new united a airline switched to this kind of method a couple of years ago saying it was more efficient but flyers with perks will automatically excuse me get an earlier boarding group no matter where the seat is as it should be you pay more i don't crowded those uh this means that those sitting towards the front of the plane that aren't in first class or priority boarding could have trouble with overhead bin space for carry you're on bags because they're boarding last. The people up front now that's sitting, you know, and that's all the anxiety comes from. Somebody's going to fix that too. I'll think of something before the weeks out. They'll also be in later boarding groups. The journal noted that they saw

a boarding pass for a passenger seated in 12C, which is considered to be a good economy seat on any airline, and the passenger was put in Group 7. However, Southwest also plans to offer a last-minute priority boarding option with dynamic pricing, Wall Street Journal said. So those, who pay can join the priority board group, which boards before group one. So if you got the bucks, another way to piss people off. People get very, I saw her lady get very upset because they were out of space. She was having a fit, but they took care of it. Calm down. Get a hold of yourself. Stewardess, please, let me handle this.

I'll get back to your seat. I'll take care of this. Calm down. Calm down. Get a Doctor, you're one on the phone. Everything's going to be for, my face. Sister, pretty, how to handle this? The funniest part is him. Doc, you want on the phone. Gets another shot in on the way out. Folks, that's it.

That's enough. Oh, football, real quick. Right? I'll rip through it. Real quick. Again, college football, me and Dallas, in a lot of the country, obviously. This was last weekend.

I'm going to read it real quick. Last story. It wasn't a great weekend to be an undefeated college football team. This is last past weekend. Let's get immediately to the damage. Of the 11 remaining on beaten teams, five of them fell, starting with a game. We also talked about yesterday morning. Louisville, five and one, 24.

Miami number two. Again, they wrote this shitty, too. Louisville was ranked what? They weren't ranked and they beat number two Miami and unranked team 24 24. I don't need to score your fucks. Friday night

Carson Beck's four interceptions muddled what once looked like the smoothest playoff path. I still believe in this defensive line but same old cane somebody said. Number nine Georgia 43, number five Ole Miss 35. Again, feels weird

to wonder whether Georgia can keep scoring enough to make up for its flawed Arizona, who was unranked, 26, number seven, Texas Tech, 22. I'm moving on. Big 12 final scores, randomizer, ASU came back, blah, da, blah, da, blah. Oh, ASU beat Texas Tech, right? UAB, University of Alabama, Birmingham, unranked, beat number 22, Memphis. Boise State, oh, they're not ranked.

56. Why is that a big deal? Unranked UNLV-31. Because UNLV was undefeated. Oh, yeah, I forgot the gist of the story. That means the final six undefeated FBS teams are number one, Ohio State. Number three, Indiana. I love Indiana.

I hope they would at all. Number four, Texas A&M. They're playing a good one, I think LSU, maybe. Number 12, Georgia Tech, undefeated for the first time. since the 60s, seven games in. Number 15, BYU, and unranked Navy is still undefeated. Pretty cool, right? Don't forget, go to Nick Dip.com and buy something to support the show and go to

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