The Nick DiPaolo Show - Comey, James Free On Technicality | The Nick Di Paolo Show #1822

Episode Date: November 26, 2025

In this episode, Nick talks about ​​College Football, Update on Missing Coach, Tara Reid FUBAR, Comey Off The Hook, A Kinky Fire Chief, A Dismayed DJ and More Liberal Racism From Minnesota! Watch Nick on the FREE RUMBLE LIVE LINEUP at 6pm ET https://rumble.com/TheNickDiPaoloShow MERCH SALE! From now until December 10th get 20% off Everything in our store. So grab some mugs, winter hats, hoodies, long sleeve shirts, stickers etc. from our store! https://shop.nickdip.com/ HOLIDAY VIDEO FROM ME – Send someone a personal holiday greeting from me! Go to https://shoutout.us/nickdipaolo or www.cameo.com/nickdipaolo and order one in time for Christmas. SOCIALS/COMEDY- Follow me on Socials or Stream some of my Comedy - https://nickdipaolo.komi.io/

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Today I'll be talking about, well, we forgot to update you on college football. I know we have a lot of straight guys watching me. My audience apparently, we've done the demographics, about 98% male. Terrific. I always wanted to be a gay fella. Yeah, we'll update on last week,

and this weekend's what they call rivalry weekend. Also, excuse me, we did a story yesterday on a high school football coach in the middle of an undefeated season going missing. Vanished. I mean, again, you know, the Giants and Jeff were praying that would happen. This is a weird story. So we have an update.

I don't know if it's much of an update. Also, you guys remember Tara Reid? She was the hut thing for about five minutes in Hollywood. Real piece of ass. Well, they caught her at a bar in Rosemont, Illinois. What if it's the hotel right at the airport? Where I've been many times. Anyways, they think somebody drugged her drink,

or she just can't hold her booze. Either way, it's hilarious. You think fucking to watch somebody. Oh, my God. And then this, I'll give you a trigger warning on the only political shit. Call me Ann Letitia James. Get off. Because once again, some liberal douchebag judges, it's insane what's going on here.

I don't see how you avoid a civil war with this shit. That's just wishful thinking on my part. You know what I'm saying? All right. What else going? Oh, I told you about my wife's brother-in-law. and we found out yesterday that his services are Friday. That's right, the day after Thanksgiving, up in Connecticut.

My wife can't fly. She has panic attacks. We can drug her up and shit. I don't like doing that because she's still on the edge of fucking going crazy. And it makes me nervous. So it's about me. Nobody else. Never mind the dead guy.

Me. No, he's a poor bastard. but so yeah, I'm driving. We're driving. Wednesday night. From Savannah, Georgia to the Connecticut area. First of all, you don't want to be in the northeast around the holidays. I don't give a shit if it's Flag Day.

Okay? Fucking nightmare. The I-95 corridor. Day before, thanks. So we're waiting till night. Got people house sitting. And I'm going to drive as far. as I can without us turning into the second funeral that day.

So, yeah, I, you know, I'd like to clear D.C. because that's, you know, but also I do know this. On Thanksgiving Day, people are where they're going to be for the most part. Even sometimes at the airport. It might be good to get just on the outside of D.C. and then leave in the morning and clear it. Yeah, I probably will. Virginia's seven hours, so that's right there. You know, but if I can get some coke off this kid, I know. I'm going all the way.

No, God damn it. Some nice Colombian pure. Put that down. It's all good. So that's, yeah, no Thanksgiving for Andy and Nick. We'll probably have it. We'll probably get like a McChicken. Pretend that's a turkey.

So anyways, I'll keep you posted. Like coming back, I don't know what the deal is. Service on Friday, funeral on Saturday. So I, you know, I'll let you know about Monday. I'll play it by ear. Obviously, we have a thing called the internet. We could put it out and let you know. So that's my weekend.

And you know what? It would bother me normally, but this guy was such a cool guy. Excuse me. And his wife, my sister-in-law, Lorraine. I don't know a sweeter person on the plan. I swear on my mother. She's always happy, no matter what is going on, she took care of her dad,

because she was yawning up near her dad when my wife's dad was dying. She's just one of these people. She teaches underprivileged kids for the last 20-something years, underprivilege, whatever it's called. You know what I mean? I hate those very poor kids, whatever.

But she's a fucking saint. She's a saint. So, you know, I keep that in mind while I'm doing this. And she's like apologizing to my wife. I know this is ridiculously hard for you guy, you know, and I'm in the background going, yeah, what the fuck? No.

So that's what I keep in mind. Something you got to do, you got to do. I'm not asked to do a lot as a guy with no kids and a wife who can do anything except get a couple hook is for me on my birthday. Listen, what? Yeah, put it in there. Don't worry about it. I'll take the fall. I'll take the fall. She knows I'm kidding.

They're just a good family, all of them. Life included. But Lorraine is just this. Never seen her in a bad mood, no matter what is happening. Even my wife was talking her on the phone last night. And she already made all the arrangements, already, I think, sold his Harley or whatever clothes I mean and she was fine upset but fine

just strong let me tell you something and I'm not known to be a feminist and always because girls you've got enough positive feedback for the last 25 years but when it comes to this shit I'm sorry they handle it better than men

they are mentally built for they can handle it I know a lot of guys who shut down my uncle and my cousin broke his neck I didn't turn the clock on. What are you got? What?

I didn't take any pills last night. No excuse. Yeah, like my Uncle Lau and my cousin broke his neck in high school, sort of just, I mean, he was there for him, but he packed it. It just, you know, can ruin your life, whatever. But my auntie Ann, oh, my God, she had so much tragedy. Her son breaking her neck, her daughter had a Down syndrome baby. Her grandchild jumped. He was a grown man of fire in Boston,

had to jump from a fourth story window, didn't survive. All this shit on her. I'm forgetting more. Anyways, welcome to the happy show. This is comedy, everybody. I'm just saying. So that's what you got to do what you got to do. So I'll keep you guys posted as far as.

And I check the temperatures. It's going to kick up into the high 30s. Well, actually during the day, it says 40-something, but at night, I think it said 27 to 39 or whatever the fuck. So I'm buying eight. Remember snorkel jackets? You probably don't even remember those, do you? Oh, my God, Dallas is so young. People my age are shit in their pants.

They were green or blue, whatever, with fake fur around the hood. That was a snorkel jacket. Everybody had them, except for rich people. They wore minks. Listen to the sirens out here. You know why? Because we're in West Savannah. Garden City.

Whatever. All right. Anything else? What else do I got? Last night. All right. Let's get to the college football scores. We'll do it quick.

I don't know why I feel guilty when I do stuff like this. Because I feel like there's some people, you know, tuning into here what Trump did the last, whatever. But, you know. But I also think a lot of you like me, kind of blue collar or whatever, and love college football. If you're not, you're gay. Can you blow that up for me? There you go.

So these are the results of last weekend. I picked the important games. Florida, excuse me, Miami, they were ranked 13th. They beat Virginia, hello? Virginia Tech. Missouri, stop it. Missouri, who was ranked 22, played number, Eight Oklahoma. Oklahoma beat him 17, 6th.

Georgia did what they're supposed to to a girls' team. Georgia was number four playing Charlotte, the Division 19, and they have a trans quarterback, I think. 35 to 3. James Madison University, who I played twice up at Maine. Got player of the game once. Again, this is before they were good. They're good now.

They are ranked in the national rankings. James Madison 2420 over Washington State, I think that is. What else are you? Alabama, they struggle with Eastern Illinois, 56-0. Then you get Oregon, who boy, they've been good for a long time, Oregon. I wish they'd pick a uniform and stick with it. Jesus Christ. One weekend I watched, they had green tuxitos on with yellow hats.

42 to 7 over 42 to 27 over USC so that was number 7 verse 15 another good matchup that was Turner Dame folks this is the one that caught my eye I know they were favored they were playing Syracuse

Syracuse let me tell about Syracuse they're not like Dallas said they're not an FCS team meaning like Division 1 AA they are you know they play a hard schedule and they were good a couple years ago they were ranked Notre Dame beat

them 70 to 7. At halftime, I think it was either 49 or 56 or nothing. That's when you tune in. I stayed and kept watching it, just to see, it's like a car wreck who's going to survive this thing. And people, I remember the guy at a bar

goes to me at Boom. He goes, why do these teams play? I said, because they get paid. They don't do that for nothing. When a college like that, a small school takes a beating, they get like a million dollars. And I said, they're going to spend half that on air,

airlifting their team back to Syracuse and hospital, you know, and put ramps in the dorms and all that. And finally, Texas over Arkansas. I've lost interest in Arkansas. Oh, there's some more. I'm sorry. Texas whipped up. By the way, let me tell you something. Archmanning can play football. He did something his uncles haven't done. I don't know what it was. Oh, is that what it was? But he had like six. He ran to. further, whatever. Unbelievable. He can play football.

Especially with the pressure on him. Bring it up. Bring it up. Tulang, number 24 over Temple, 37, 13. Number three, Houston, lost to TCU, 1714. I did not know that. Number 18, Michigan, 45 to 20 over Maryland. They were 18th, Michigan.

Utah ranked number 12. Oh my God. I wish I watched this one. Snucked by Kansas State University, 5147. And they aren't even ranked Kansas State. Wisconsin beat number 21, Illinois. Did not know that either. Tennessee does what they've been doing of Florida lately.

Rip them 3111. Tennessee's 20th in the country. Florida's not even ranked. And then you got UNT. Tulane? No. What you? They're ranked? North Texas is ranked? Oh my God.

They smoked rice, 5624. Ever smoked rice? It's nice. Pork fried rice, put it in a pipe? Holy shit. Isaacite. BYU. They're ranked 11th. They got by Cincinnati. 20. And finally, I know I'm boring the shit out of you,

folks. I'm sorry. A Colorado University who, you know, Coach Prime? Yeah, I think he was 3 and 7 last year. I might be wrong in that, but I know he is this year. Number 25, Arizona State, 42. Coach Prime, 17. Although, I'll hand it to his son, Shadour, who was the quarterback for Cleveland this past weekend.

I saw a couple highlights. He threw a bomb that was beautiful, and then he ran for one. And the kid's an athlete. I'm sorry. To me, you know, I'm surprised his brother. I don't think his brother made the cut the NFL. The safety, Shiloh, whatever the fuck is the name.

I think it was a walk-on or something like that. But didn't make it. He's not starting for anybody. He could smoke people. I mean, in college, that guy, he was like his old man. He could hit, but apparently. Goes to show you how intense the NFL is. Exactly.

Guess that DEI shit ain't work no more. Bullshit. I wish that was true. All right. So that's that, folks. I know you probably bailed. Let's do an update on the missing high school coach. This is a weird one.

I'm fascinated by this. I mean, I understand if they were two and eight. And your coach disappears. You're like, well, yeah, he's fucking hiding. The mystery surrounding a high school football coach's sudden disappearance in the middle of an undefeated season, has deepened after the school district revealed an unidentified staff member was placed on leave over an ongoing probe. Again with a shoddy reporting, Travis Turner, the head grid coach at Union

High School in Big Stone Gap, Virginia, looks like he could get into trouble. He's got that look. Was still listed as a missing person on the Virginia State Police database as of Monday after he vanished last week. Police had earlier disclosed they were en route to the 46-year-old's home in Appalachia on Thursday as part of the early stages of an investigation when he went missing. Cops did not reveal what the probe was about. They know, you know, which I understand when cops keep it close to the best. You don't want to tip off who's ever doing whatever. This was part of the investigation and not in capital letters to arrest Turner, police said. While in transit, the agents were informed that Turner was no longer at the location.

In a sense deleted Facebook post obtained by News Channel 11, Turner's wife, Leslie Cordell Turner, wrote Friday that the coach was missing and she had nothing to do with it, but she didn't like them. No. That the coach was missing and that's all we know. And I'm joking around, but let me tell you that when something like this happens, the spouse is the first one they grill. At least I know when the woman's missing. And you, and nine out of ten times it's the husband if you watch the ID network. And I understand that. What?

Cut. Ah, fuck it. We love him and need him here with us, said some fellas at a gay bar right outside of his town. No, his wife said that. Just keep praying that he comes home. The same day officials at Wise County Public Schools, which oversees, Union High School disclosed that an employee within the district had been placed on administrative leave. So, well, why don't you tell us about that? What's this motherless fuck's name?

Yeah, exactly. Neither they nor cops would identify the person, including whether it was Turner or if the two cases were connected. Well, you can tell us that much. They must be connected because you just say, no, they're not connected. Am I right? A staff member has been placed on administrative leave, a very unhappy defensive coordinator who teaches sociology. No. Placed on administrative leave with pay. Well, an external agency reviews an allegation that was reported to the division. The district said in a statement without elaborating further.

This is standard procedure and not a determination of wrongdoing. The situation also involves an active law enforcement matter. Boy, you're clouding the issue. and the division cannot comment any further. Shut up. Mind your fucking business and shut up. No, we're going to keep asking questions to your squeal. This is so odd to me.

Can't be another Jimmy Hopper. Who would want a high school coach? I don't know. A state police rep only said in a statement, Virginia state police has utilized a number of assets, including search and rescue teams, drones and canines to assist in the search and hopefully locate Turner safely. I doubt it, as you know, and I'm an expert on cop TV.

The first 48 hours after that, the chances of finding the suspect or whatever, go down, 186%, you know, after the first two days if they don't have lead. Sounds like they might have something. But you could at least say the guy, so I'm guessing the administrative leave guy, I would guess he had something to do with it. Otherwise, you just say it's got nothing to do with it. Unless he just made himself missing because he is involved and didn't want to get arrested. Also.

Yeah, he could be a lie. Or here's another angle. He doesn't want to deal with his in-laws on Thanksgiving. That's a weird one. You know, I'm trying to picture. I remember my sophomore year, we were two and eight, and if our coach were missing, would have had a party. It was actually a good coach.

Coach Ernie Smith. I was only a sophomore. I was so excited they brought me up to varsity so I could join in in the two and eight season and get my head fucking bell rung and first game at Saugus. They're 7 and 0. We're 0 and 7.

At Saugas. I'm on the bomb squad, the kickoff coverage team. I go running down there. This is my first play in varsity. I sprint down the first play in varsity. I'm ahead of everybody. A guy, I still remember his name. His last name was Taylor.

A lineman for them that's on the kickoff receive team. I go, they have that wedge. I go running. He just throws a forearm. Catches me here. I'm horizontal in the air. Even my coach is two and eight season.

They're laughing their balls off. They were laugh. And they ran it back. They're like, this is the effort we need, blah, blah, blah. I was knocked silly. I'm like, holy shit. Is this what it's like up in here?

And then another play, I got caught hanging out in the flat not knowing what to do on defense. So I just charged the quarterback. And he released the ball. I must have been Dallas, I must have been 30 seconds late hitting him. He was on his toes like this looking down field. And I drill him. Honestly, go. When I say five, six seconds late, I saw like nine flags.

It looked like the United Nations. And we get in the huddle. And our captain, I remember him going, Nikki, that was. on you, he goes, but fuck it, it was aggressive. That's how bad we were. I felt so silly. That did not look good on film, by the way. I just like, I can't be seen standing here.

Imagine that? You're thinking of that? And the kid was on his tiptoes, looking where he threw it. Oh my God, what a cheap shot. And then I never changed. Felt good. Anyhow. So,

yeah, this guy, I'm so, this one's really got me. You could tell me Trump's missing. I'm more interested in this. I don't know if I can why. It's very odd. I mean, I'm defeated season, and shit? What did he do?

I bet you're going to find out something to do with a young cheerleader or students or some shit like that. That's my first guess, you know? My second guess is he punted on second down. I don't know. Anyways. Hey, you know, the holidays are coming, like I reminded you earlier. And everything in our merchandise store is 20% off from now until December 10th, ladies and gentlemen.

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for the love of my mother-in-law. Apparently I have permanent arthritis in my neck now. It's been six months. I don't think it's going away. I think it's the fucking pillows. I can't find a pillow that's the right level. It's either as flat as a tea bag or it's like sleeping on a fucking, you know,

two book bags. Fucking neck's killing me. Anybody, if you've got a pillow, mail it to me. Your pillow, not my pillow. Let's get on with it, Nick. Okay. Tara Reid, Fubar, at bar.

And if you don't know what that means, that means fucked up beyond all recognition. Dallas knows if he's in the military. My dad used to use it every time I did something for him, I'm sure. Like, what the fuck's at me? He goes, none of your business. Get out of here.

I'll do it right. All right. She was, Tara Reid's been known to have a bit of a alcohol problem. I should have put a picture of her up when she was smoking. Did you find one?

No. You're too young to even remember What was she in? American pie, yes. American pie, everybody knows that. Guy stuck his dick in a pie. I saw a kid in my fraternity do it in a turkey. Tara Reid claimed she was drugged

at a Chicago hotel bar after surface video of her being taken out on a stretcher Sunday morning. In the video obtained by T.N. A group of people. What do they do? People call TMZ the minute they see something. Hey, get down here. And they get people everywhere.

They're better than the FBI, these fuckers. A group of people could be seen attempting to place the nearly unconscious American pie actress into a wheelchair. She looks fine to me. She looks like she's leaving a hospital. And they didn't let the fucking anesthesia wear off. Look at her. My legs. Oh, it's funny because she was famous for five minutes.

And that's, to give you an idea, folks, you don't always have, you know, like De Niro, you don't have a 50-year career or, you know, fucking Tom Hanks or whatever. Doesn't how we work out that. Matter of fact, this is more common. Reed wore a tan fur coat and had disheveled hair, had her arm wrapped around a man as her face was buried into his shoulder. I don't even tell you why she was there. It'd be funny if she's there.

She was there to see a comic named Bill Walsh. Let's take a look at the videotape. She sounds fine. I would have made her get out of the chair and do a, you know, fuck to walk to walk and stand on one leg and shit. Oh, it would have been hilarious. It's what you take to your room again?

It's the night. Can you hear that? Kakapatap. Tappas. Pebbles. Is that the day? That sounds like every girl I slept with in college. And by the way, they were in wheelchairs too.

I'm trying to picture the floor at the hotel in Rosemont. Guess what? Her blood alcohol way below the regular limit. You know what I think of is Dallas pause? Iron deficiency. Good end. Yeah. Guys are laughing and filming it.

The poor thing. Isn't she with anybody? Still got a flat stomach. That's what I got out of that video. How sad is that? TMZ reported that she was taken to a nearby hospital. Well, yeah, where else you're going to fucking take her to the mall? Look at shoes.

Stupid bitch. That's a good buzz when you leave on a gurney. Jesus, she must have ate a ton. She couldn't resist those jalapeno poppers at the Rosemont Appleby's. A rep for Reid alleged to page six in a statement, Tara Reid has filed a police report after an incident in which she believes her drink was tampered with. Yeah, they gave her the three shots she asked for in her ginger ale.

She is cooperating fully with the investigation. Doesn't sound it. They needed a translator. Anybody speak Tito's? Tara is recovering and asked for privacy during the traumatic time. She also urges everyone to be careful, watch your drinks. Yeah, you're the one to be given out of advice as you're leaving on a stretcher. Drink responsibly, shut up.

Never leave them unattended as this can happen to anyone. Nope, not me, because I'm the one doing the drugging. Yeah. She will know. What am I supposed to bring? What a girl is supposed to bring a thermo? to the barna? She will not be making further comments at this stage as she is half brain dead. A spokesperson for Rosemaw Police told page six that they responded to an EMS call Sunday morning at the hotel

and that the patient was transported to a hospital. I'll tell you, I'm bad drunk. This wasn't Rodney's joke, but it was a good joke for you. I was talking to Lenny Clark. Lenny's a legend from Boston. And it's crazy is a shithouse rat and more personality and charisma than anybody you've ever fucking met. We started telling street jokes on the phone.

We only talk like twice a year. He goes, a woman, an old woman, won an 80 million dollar lottery. And they're like, what are you going to do with them? She goes, I want to go home and take a. milk bath. I want to fill a tub with milk and take a bath. And they go past your eyes? She goes, no, just up to my tits.

Thank you, Lenny Clark. You had a couple other ones, but they had the N-word and a, you know, Nathan. In a statement to TMZ, the American reunion actress, oh, here we go. That's right. We know the rule, right, when you're doing

people, semi-or-famous people. After the first paragraph, you stop referring to them and start referring to what they've done as far as movies or TV shows. Even the obscure shit. Even the obscure shit. Exactly. The Gilligan's reunion actress, the father knows best extra. She played a potted plant on Everybody Loves Raymond.

The American Union actress said she checked into her room late Saturday, went downstairs to grab a drink at the bar. I sure you days, bugs for you. To grab the bar. I had 11 drinks, and the next thing I know I was waking up on a gurney. What did you have? Oh, they were, you know, virgin bloody marys and Shirley Temples with fentanyl.

Once she ordered the beverage, she said, Reed said she ran into a group of YouTubers in the lobby, as you will do. The fuck, how do you run into a pack of YouTube? There's a better chance to run into a, A pack of alpacas. In the lobby. A group of YouTube is when she went to smoke a cigarette

and because of all the alcohol or hair cut on fire. And one of them joined her in the smoke session. Well, maybe you want to check what you was smoking. Did you bum a cigarette? When Reed returned to the bar, she told TMZ that her drink was covered by a napkin. Well, that might be a hint not to touch it. Covered by a napkin that she did not put.

place there. Now I'm starting to think she's full of shit. And the napkin said, drink this. It's delicious with a picture of Ann Hache in a burning car. Reid told the outlet that after she removed the napkin and consumed the, why would you consume the drink? The next thing she recalled was being in the hospital. Let me tell you something, folks. I've been around. I had a girlfriend, Nancy, when I first moved to New York, who came down and, you know, and, you And we were living together. She went to a nightclub one night. I come back from doing my comedy.

She's on my bed naked, fucking babbling, making no sense, ran in the bathroom, threw up, staggering all over. I'm going, what the fuck? And she knew. She got it out. She goes, and this was when it was happening a lot with a date rape, whatever the fuck. but she was only there for like a half hour, not even. And fucking barely made it to a cab. And it was, I was like nervous.

Do I take her to the hospital? Whatever the fuck. So I, you know, I said, fuck that. I ended up sleeping with her. Well, that's what the drugs for, isn't it? No, I didn't. But that was pretty fucking, be careful, girls. Like I said, should bring a, you know,

Wonder Woman Thermis. Anything that makes you look cool. Pause one second. All righty then. So this is a PSA announcement. No. All right. Let's move on to Justice Not Served.

A federal judge dismissed the Virginia criminal cases. That's plural, by the way. They right there. Yeah, the Virginia criminal cases against former FBI director James Comey and New York Attorney General Letitia James. Two of the dirtiest cops you'll ever find.

It's been proven. Here is some ass face from NBC News to tell us how these two pieces of human shit got away with their baloney. Tom, if you will, bring us up to date as how we got here to this moment. Take up your top. Right. So there's

been a number of different challenges that we've had here, Yasmin. Two, this particular case and Comey had argued against the indictment on several different fronts, saying that it was selective and vindictive. Let's say it was. How fucking dare you after Latitia James and Comey sent the whole Department of Justice after Trump under bogus fucking charges? That wasn't vindictive?

What kind of fucking world do we live in in? Are you shitting me? They should at least make something up for the reason. they think Trump went after them. Boy, shameless. Can you friggin' imagine looking into the camera after trying to railroad Trump

like nobody's ever been wrong? Do you realize he's defeated Department of Justice, the media and the Democrat Party? The guy might be the greatest politician of all fucking time. Literally the world against him. Oh, was it vindictive?

I hope the fuck it was. It was also plenty of evidence. I mean, Jesus. Did they not come out in the end, call me, and say there was no Russian collusion? Adam Schiff, that cocksucker, she'd be doing 100 years. Letitia James, just a racist piece of shit. The first thing she said when she started to run for Attorney General, I'm doing this to go after Trump.

That wasn't vindictive, right? You go-gobbler. Go ahead. Arguing against the indictment because he said the appointment of Lindsay Halligan, who, at one point was counseled to current President Donald Trump when he was going through his legal troubles prior to the election saying that that appointment was not valid in arguing that before the court. So Halligan, who Trump appointed to go after them, wasn't valid because it's supposed to be cleared by Congress. You're supposed to be, I'm supposed to believe that Trump's legal team didn't

know all this ahead of time. Everything is planned. Go ahead. And so these are, this is just one of several challenges. And on this front, we now, have a ruling from Judge Cameron Curry, a senior U.S. District judge saying the appointment of Ms. Halligan as interim U.S. attorney violated the law and the appointments clause of the Constitution. All actions flowing from Ms. Halligan's defective appointment, including securing and signing Mr. Comey's indictment, were unlawful exercises of executive power and are hereby set aside. The judge went on to say that the Attorney General's attempts to ratify Ms. Halligan's actions were ineffective, and those are all sorts of.

set aside. And so the motion to dismiss the indictment is granted in accordance with the order and the indictment is dismissed without prejudice. That means technically that the Justice Department can try to bring these charges again when a U.S. attorney is properly installed in the Eastern District of Virginia where they sought to bring this case. A bit of an asterisk on that, though, because this case was kind of rushed to completion before the grand jury because the statute of limitations concerns. And so now the question is, has that time run? Is there some sort of an agreement here with the Justice Department says, well, wait a minute. We had an opportunity to respond to this.

There were challenges, and so we should be able to get that time back to bring an indictment. That's a step that we're just not clear on at the moment. On top of that, another indictment that obviously got a lot of attention against New York's Attorney General Letitia James. That indictment also dismissed on the same grounds and the same type of arguments that Lindsay Halligan. So she wasn't appointed rightly so by the. the law by Trump. Yet she defended him in one of the cases. That's kind of fucking, how does that happen?

That sounds like a conflict of interest for some reason. Not that I know the fucking law. But I guess, you know, whatever district you're in, whoever's docket is open, I don't know how it works. But you have to be shitting me. So like they said, they're going to, hopefully it gets tried again. The fucking legal say, you folks, It's designed.

It's designed for that. I always picture volleyball to keep that ball in the air for both sides. Lawyers to make millions upon. I know this is government. This isn't a private law. But still, it's fucking, so she wasn't appointed the way she should be. I find that hard to believe.

You know what I mean? Isn't that a big, a red flag should have went up when they said, you know, she's the, I don't, I don't know. The humiliating defeat for the administration came 11 days. After attorneys for both Comey and James, again, I'm telling you what he just said. I argue that Halligan had to be confirmed by the Senate. After Attorney General Pam Bondi used up her allotted 120-day interim appointment, Eric Siebert, who resigned September 19th.

I wonder if he was in on it, right? After Trump publicly criticized him for not bringing charges against the former head of the episode. So he's a fucking another one. And he goes, you know what? I resign, but, blah, blah. It sounds like the left play in the right again to me. After Siebert's departure, Comey's attorneys argue the judges of the federal court district should have had exclusive say over who got to fill the vacancy.

Did you bring that up then? No, you did. Instead, Trump nominated Halligan while publicly imploring Bondi in a social media post to take action against Comey, James, and Senator Adam Pencilneck shift. saying in a September 20th through social post, Justice must be served now. That was in caps. I hope this isn't over.

It is, oh boy. When the law starts giving the finger to the law, like my buddy Greg Zooks, that's when shit crumbles. And we talked about yesterday, those six Congress people, Democrats, telling the American military guys and ladies that if you think a law is unlawful

that Trump's telling you do, don't do it. Literally, fucking just encouraging sedition. I mean, it could get fucking ugly. Both defendants had asked that the case be thrown out with prejudice, preventing them from being reopened. However, the ruling by the U.S. District Authority Cameron Curry comes after the expiration, like the guy said, of the five-year statute

of limitations against Comey, likely meaning that case, cannot be retried. You're a wormy cut sucker. That's her, by the way. The judge, Carol Burnett. Bondi vowed to appeal and praised Halligan as an excellent U.S. attorney. But that wasn't the point that she was excellent or not. Is that Halligan?

Who was the bro? Oh, Curry was the short here, one. Yeah. We'll be taking all available legal action, including an immediate appeal to hold Letitia James and James Comey accountable for their unlawful. conduct bond. He said Monday at a press conference. Man, she's had a rough goal. That ain't an easy job. But I just don't want to see how you overlook something like that. Anyways, let's move on to some sexy

news. Where there's smoke is fire. Police have requested warrants for a local ex-fire chief and his wife who allegedly had inappropriate contact with a young boy. You ever seen a grown man naked? Online court records show former Fair Oaks Fire Chief Nathan Turner and Stephanie Ann Turner, his wife are charged with corruption of minors, unlawful contact with a minor, indecent exposure, harassment, open lewdness, and criminal conspiracy. That's Stephanie on the left is the husband, kind of a decent looking couple. Wanting to play around.

I'll give you my take on this. If it's a young boy, I think it was. You might not like the take? I don't give a shit. I'm a guy and I would kill for this type of attention when I was 14. I don't want the guy there with his helmet on. Hey, tell fucking the firebug to get out of the room. Here's the video.

Tonight, police are requesting warrants for Nathan and Stephanie Turner. Nathan is the former fire chief of the Fair Oaks Volunteer Fire Department. Channel 11 obtained court documents which allege texts between the couple discussing quote illegal activities with a minor child over the summer nathan texts his wife quote you literally took your pants off in front of him stephanie replies yes i did other chats revealed in the criminal complaint too graphic to read on air after talking with read it anyway was 14 at the time documents statement to authorities Stephanie made comments about his appearance and pants adding the conversation eventually evolved into her allegedly stating she wanted to have sex with him

after he turned 18. Well, that's a wife, by the way, whose husband's tired of fuck in her. So he's like, fuck it. Do what you've got to do. As long as I'm in on it, we're going to have some fun. He's a little whore and a little piece of fresh. Bite your tongue.

She's a good teacher. In the court paperwork, the teen also recalled a time inside the couple's household in Leap Township when Stephanie Turner allegedly exited a bathroom. This was what I think, with no sure. or bra on. I still don't see the problem. The boy claimed she eventually pulled down her pants

and exposed herself to him, revealing a big thick dick. Court documents show the boy said the turners were like parents to him. Well, you had some weird parents growing up. You're fucking crazy. Wrong one.

Fair Oaks volunteer fire department had no comment about the allegations against the Turner's, but confirmed that both are no longer associated with the department. Fire officials say Nathan Turner resigned in August and has not participated in any capacity in the department since his resignation. The department further acknowledges that the allegations against Mr. and Mrs. Turner are concerning. And I'm glad they clear this part up. They do not reflect the values and standards of the department.

Really? your fire department doesn't like fucking round minors? The fuck, you put out fires for a living. She'd love it. The fire service and the community. None of that's, their values are reflected. I love how they throw that. Can I just say something here?

A 14-year-old boy. By the way, when you're 14, as somebody said, like a stiff wind will make you fucking hard. I mean, you'll fuck your couch. The dog's not looking. A nice shrub if it's trimmed right. I don't mean shrub.

I mean outside on the lawn. front of the house. Do you understand? And I'm just saying back on the day, this guy would tell all his friends and be a fucking hero. I don't get this snit shit. I know maybe the parents go, you know what? Because we have a new way of thinking, I've explained this to you before. There's no difference between a girl or a boy at any age, which is a crock of shit. A male guy does this is a 14-old girl, he should go to fucking jail. Why, Nick?

That's sexist. She can handle. No, you're the ones who told us they can't. They can't handle it. Because guys, we're different. We're wired different. Guys are trying to get late at 14. Understand? Most girls, and I know this sounds old

fashion, it's changed today, but the point is, they have a conscience, girls. And they, for the most part, don't give it out like, They know. You know what I mean? And it's a guy taking it. But a young boy, it's different.

I'm fucking sorry. I have a bit on it. One of my albums, you can Google it. They said the kid's life will change for Edra. And that was the joke. I said, yeah, he won't be able to go to the mall without signing 400 autographs on Monday. You know, they got a statue in front of them in front of the high school.

Teach a bent over a desk with an apple in her mouth. That's the bit. I'm just sorry. I just disagree. I think they, well, you're saying that's, that's a double standard.

Yeah, there should be two different standards. Because it can really fuck up a young girl. I don't know how they're supposedly more mature than a 14-year-old boy, but again, when it comes to biology and say, it's different. How is he going to be fucked up the rest of it?

He saw her cute girl's tits and, I mean, what am I fucking missing here? And there's a lot of them. Once again, I miss out on a fun. No. But anybody with me on that one? Oh, no, he'll be messed up.

No, we won't. He'll forget him. The next time he gets a hand job from somebody that he likes, he won't even fucking remember her. That's where you are mentally. Oh, he'll be fucked up because there's no different. No, there is a difference. There's a big fucking difference.

Why don't you learn that? But I love how the husband was involved. So we got a football coach missing. Guy from the fire department, he can't work now. Couldn't keep his hobs in his pants. Good night, everybody. Good night and good luck. Let's move on to DJ dismayed.

A blaze caller of Washington, D.C. area radio show reported discovery of human remains. Maybe it's the coach in Maryland. And he left the host shocked and appalled when he revealed he hadn't even reported the grisly fine to police, which makes sense in this sick world. We're so desensitized to death and murder and sex. And fucking, dead guy. I'll get to it. Fucking wheel of fortunes on.

I'm not going to fucking make the call now. Elliot Siegel, the primary host and DJ on Elliot in the morning. Probably did his show when I was plugging a gig. Started out his show on November 21st a few days ago with his usual morning talk. Things took a bizarre turn. when one mystery caller who claimed his name was Joseph, but added that he didn't want to give his real name, phoned the show, and cheekily told them to take a look at his latest find.

Joseph said he sent an email to the show, including the photos, and Siegel and his crew were flabbergasted. That's German for flabbergasted. Dude, you found a dead body, Seagel gasped, as the unnervingly calm caller continued on with his... I'm picturing John Malkovich in that movie with Clint Eastwood was a Secret Service guy. He was making this call.

He had that creepy voice. We're different. Joseph said that he came across the body at a campsite near an old tent city. I was going to say, folks, tent city. A few years ago that said, found it by a homeless shithole. It's a tent city now.

In Maryland's Frederick County, 18 days prior to him calling into the radio show, he found the body. This guy's busy. I'll get to it. I'll get to it. Wives say, get to cut the lawn, I know. Which would have been on or around November 3rd.

Thanks for doing the math for us. This may sound sick. This is the guy who found the body, but I've always wanted to come upon something like that. And me and my wife were in the woods in Connecticut when we first met. No, not having sex. It's a place where it's

got waterfalls and all kinds of. A lot of people go, we went up there. And we're looking at some waterfall in a river creek. And we see skeletons. We were both fucking so excited we thought it was a person. I mean, I'll fire it up.

You get down there and looking at it it was a fucking deer caucus. you know, it might have. I thought it might have a Jewish guy. Had the nose was very... She laughed and we got married. That's that story. No, we were all excited, but then we could tell it was an animal.

And it really took the sting out of the day. So listen to, he goes, I always wanted to come upon something like that. And luckily, he goes, it was months old. So that was nice. That's his quote. Ah, that was his quote. You're fucking crazy. And then the DJ goes, tell me, Jesus Christ, tell me you called the police.

Siegel practically pleaded. Probably today, the guy says, probably today, I had a dream last night that I called them. So no, not yet. This guy is crazy. Dude, the DJ said, call the cops, will you? Call the goddamn cop, Siegel employed. Siegel repeatedly tried to encourage the caller to notify police immediately. but Joseph only vaguely promised to do it soon.

This guy's fucking... Why do you think I have to do it right now, Joseph groused? He's gone. And we can't do nothing about it. Why? The radio guy said, because there's a dead body that you found. That's not even a good answer. You're supposed to be why?

Because it's someone's dad, brother, sit, whatever. That's why. But then again, I'm thinking I'm going, hey, found it near a homeless. place. It's probably in the back of his mind. After a long pause, Joseph assured it's going to happen today.

Is that how you live your life there, Joseph? You let DJs, wacky morning zoo shows decide your fucking big decision. Even said he would have the police pick him up so he could lead them out to the site. Well, I think the cops will decide on that. And they might pick you

up for a fucking obstruction or whatever. Something about a dead body. That one killed me, man. Morning radio shows are great, unless you're a comedian. They do a story like that, then they throw it to the comedian, you know? That was the other thing about, they do morning news, and they literally go, and that six-year-old girl was crushed by a garbage truck.

Hey, Nick DePaulo's at the Funny Bone this weekend. What do you got for us? Nothing? I can't talk that story. Anyways, finally tonight. There are white niggers. A lot of white niggers in my time. I'm going to power through this one.

In our reverse the races segment tonight, boy, this one got me crazy. A website belonging to the culture and family lab at Minnesota's flagship university. That means University of Minnesota, I'm guessing. Host a webpage warning against, and this is in quotes, whiteness pandemic that provides resources

on how to halt and reverse the issue. So they're still teaching this shit. Like, if you were born or raised in the United States, you have grown up in the whiteness pandemic, and you can play a role in halting and reversing this pandemic, especially if you are white because of the power and privilege. Yes, we have the power and privilege. You're walking around. People are fucking paying for your food, your rent. You're in $300 air Jordans. But we're privileged.

Suck a dick and fucking die tonight. explains the University of Minnesota Twin Cities' webpage, which is part of the Institute of Child Development. Does the fucking Trump know about this? This shit's outlawed, ain't it? DEI. If you were socialized into the culture of whiteness

during childhood, listen to how, I don't know a Klansman or a white guy quoted that's this hateful. Listen to how fucking much these people hate white people. The culture of whiteness during child, it's not your fault. But as an adult,

it is now your responsibility. excuse me, to reflect and re-educate yourself. And I did. I reflected, I re-educated, sleep like a baby. Don't have to change a thing. Except for me, stop paying for your shit and stop ignoring when we see you killing people every day on the news.

Yet where the problem? Selling drugs, 78% illegitimacy rate. Yet, we're the fucking problem. If you are a white adult, anti-racist action involves an ongoing process of self-reflection in order to develop, a healthy positive white, you think they're obsessed

with their color at all or with race, positive white identity while engaging in courageous anti-racist parenting slash caregiving. The website goes on

to explain that racism should be viewed as an epidemic or pandemic. Yeah, I'll get a shot for it. But that another pandemic is lurking

behind and driving that racism, the whiteness pandemic. Several experts are listed on the website, some of whom provide resources on the subject, including some subject matter meant, especially for white parents, mentioning the death of George Floyd. So right away, you know they're full of shit. You know, that drug addict who held a gun to a pregnant woman's stomach and who really didn't die by the hands of the cops after the autopsy, along with tips of how to develop a healthy

white racial identity. Whiteness refers to culture, not biology. The centuries-old culture of whiteness features color. blindness, passivity, and white fragility. They sound like all positives for you guys, which are all covert expressions of race. So you guys, again, once again, you're racist, but don't know you're racist.

Common in the United States, the university says. By the way, that's the, if I had a college, that would be this. What's the school song? The fight song. Naming the whiteness pandemic shifts our gaze from the victims and affects our of racism onto the systems that perpetrate and perpetuate racism,

starting with a family system. Are you hearing what this is? This is pure Marxism. The first rule in Marxism is to go after the nuclear family because you can't control everybody unless we're all separate individuals. The nuclear family, the dad is the head of it, and they can resist.

This is right out of the fucking playbook. At birth, young children growing up in white families begin to be socialized into the culture of whiteness, making the, you know, they do weird shit. Go to school, be responsible. Making the family system one of the most powerful systems involved in systemic racism.

Yeah. And we're the only superpower left. Why would we change that? Other resources listed on the site include literature from Ebram X. Kendi in Robin DiAngelo. Kendi's the one that came up with the... What was the fucking thing?

Ex... What the fuck was? was it that they were teaching in school? What was it called? Remember the... Yes, thank you. Critical race there. And Robin DeAngelo wrote the book,

you know, white fragility. A white woman, by the way. Along with the link title, how to explain white privilege in terms, simple enough for a child. Take a big step back and literally fuck your own face! That's still being taught.

Under the guys, at the beginning, the first paragraph made it sound like they're doing it somehow covertly still teaching this shit. because I believed I think I believe Trump outlawed that type of shit

if I'm not mistaken either way do you hear how hateful it is white people even the most racist white person couldn't break it down like that that's as hateful as it can fucking get then I read a bunch of comments after

and they were right on the money they were racist but right on the fucking money why don't you look after your own house first before you start throwing grape soda bottles at us okay okay that's enough for today ladies and gentlemen again the holidays are coming I don't forget to go to Nick Dip.com and again by by December 10th you buy something by December 10th you get 20% off everything in the store if you'd rather order a personal holiday video or something like that right from me you can go to

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