The Nick DiPaolo Show - "Conservative" Court Jesters | The Nick Di Paolo Show #1860

Episode Date: February 23, 2026

In this episode, Nick talks about A Crazed Man Shot at Mar-A-Lago, Supreme Court Jesters, US Strikes Gold, BAFTA Goes Off The Rails, Dems Typical Voter, Chicago's Racist Lt. Governor, Country Goes To Pot and Pearlie Black Teeth! The FULL SHOW is live streaming & FREE-ONLY on Rumble! Join our LIVE CHAT at 6pm ET every Mon-Thu or watch the FULL EPISODE anytime on demand after 7pm ET. Follow my Channel and get notified! https://rumble.com/c/TheNickDiPaoloShow MERCH - Grab some mugs, hats, hoodies, shirts, stickers etc… https://shop.nickdip.com/ PERSONAL VIDEO FROM ME – Send someone a personal video from me! Go to https://shoutout.us/nickdipaolo  or www.cameo.com/nickdipaolo SOCIALS/COMEDY- Follow me on Socials or Stream some of my Comedy!  https://nickdipaolo.komi.io/

Enjoy. Let's do that and I'm supposed to do it. I want all of you to enjoy your cake. So, enjoy. When this show first started in my basement there, when I was living in Westchester, that was the people. That was like when we say delicious, that was a running gag. How are you, folks?

Excuse me. Haven't had a cigarette a month, a week, a couple days, an hour. Welcome to the live lineup where you get my show, the great Lotto a crowd, who I think I might be on next week. the schedule's been kind of weird and all these other shows you get them for free and if you want them ad free

go to Rumble premium and like I said it runs from like you know in the morning till like any news station and you know you get the real fucking story you don't get whatever

I just can't take it anymore I want to cover gardening some shit bowling I can't deal with the retardedness I'll get to it. I'm not in the move for Democrats today, so buckle up. Not that any are watching.

Maybe you can send this to my show to your friends. Anyways, I'll be talking about we had another nutbag trying to kill Trump. Didn't get too far. It ended good, in my opinion. The Supreme Court, supposedly a conservative court, parking Trump up the ass, Connie Barrett. Yeah.

I'll get to you later. Hua. Also, the U.S. strikes gold. Haven't done that since 1980 in the Olympic Hockey Men's Division. One of the best, and you know me, I've been watching hockey my whole life, and that was one of the best games I've ever seen,

and maybe the best gold-tending thing I have ever seen by Hela Buck. Also, we're covered a lot today. Chicago's lieutenant governor was running for a senator seat in Illinois. Wait till you see her commercial. She makes Jasmine Crocket. Looks like Mother Teresa. Did you just make that up? Yeah, I did.

I'm pretty clever. So that's what we'll be talking about today. And I think I have cancer of the neck and back, but don't worry about that. Dude, I don't know what's going on. It doesn't feel like muscle. It feels like bone to me. And he keeps going, go to my chair. I go, first of all, I want a woman.

I'm homophobic. I go, give me a fucking 800-pound Russian woman. I don't care. I just can't have a guy rubbing my back. You know what I mean? I tried that in college. It didn't it, you know, it worked for a few months, but then Dave transferred.

He was in the portal back then. Yeah. It was a badminton play with nice legs. What? Oh, fuck off. Yeah. Oh, my neck. fucking, I took last night, I took a fucking CBD gummy and a melatonin. And laid there, stared at the ceiling until about, oh, I don't know, I went to bed at a decent hour, like quarter of one, laid there until about 10 or 2. Woke up at 3.20. Woke up at 5.15.

I can't explain it, man. It's in here. Even Tommy, I'm telling Tommy about it. the phone and even he's so absurd he goes I think that you should go talk to somebody about you're you're afraid you're gonna get Alzheimer's or something and I'm like that is not a far-fetched if I only believed in that shit you know could be a subconscious fear I know and apparently rubbing went out doesn't help it I've tried that a thousand times it's my favorite remedy can't even do that I'm so tired I'm like

Yeah, fucking shoulder back. This is what you get if you stay in shape your whole life, guys. So you fat people out there, oh, you're an apology. Eat up, enjoy, fucking lay around. Who knows? I could have neck arthritis from football. You know, I mean, the shit sets in way down the road. The fact that my shoulder still work is a fucking miracle to me.

I say still work. If you and I went out and played one-on-one in basketball, and you accidentally like hit my arm, it would come out. I have two soft shoulders. That's why I behave myself now. Well, I'm 64. But I keep my mouth shut when I'm drunken, unless you're a lesbian asking me to fight, which happened.

I was pretty sure I could still want to even be a bad shoulder. Anyhow. Yes. So, hey, how about that snowstorm? I don't have an official story on it, but holy mother of, you know, usually up northeast, you usually get, you know, I lived in New York. long enough in Boston and Maine. You usually get a ton of snow

or a really cold winter where the temperatures are... They're getting the whole works. They're getting like northeastern temperatures and... They're talking... Some places they were talking 24, 28 inches. I'm glad I am out of there.

Andy said that. And I go, shit, I forgot. That's where we were seven years ago. I forgot. I was just looking at clips. And Mondami, well, Gutfell's covering it, but Mondami's paying people, you know, just regular people like $20 an hour

to shovel the sidewalks. But he's making them show five pieces of identification. I'll let Gutfeld handle it. It was a great monologue. I won't look at it. But anyways, I am so glad I lived down here. I loved it today, actually, because I got my beautiful birthday gift

that I got to wear one day. One day I told you, I wore it out. I left my house. It was like, you know, in the morning it was like 49. By the time you and I were done here and I went downtown for a dream, because like 66, I got this thing on. Saturday was 87.

Was it that high? 87? 87 Saturday. Still snowed. It was very weird. I don't know what, oh, that was cocaine. Anyhee, anyhow. All right, let's get. fucking to it. Pizza. Dallas,

you're right, man. I put all up here. It is so fucking, my pizza is so New York and so good. You know, when you go to a pizza joint in New York, most places, it's electric on. You know, I mean the ones that hand out slices by the fucking 1,000 by an, you know, in an hour, whatever. Yeah, the restaurants have the cold burning. but mine's electric and it, oh, mother fucking God. Adjusted the sauce.

The fucking crust. I don't overwork it. I keep it in the fridge for three days. Folks, you're all invited to my house. Okay, the black guy's house behind me. It's much bigger. Anyways, let's get to it. Hole in one's head.

It's a golf joke, everybody. Suck it. How about this? And again, we treat this story like it's nothing. Let's, you notice, this didn't get like full, there was a bunch of shit this weekend, the Olympics, but I still can't get over how casually we treated when Trump got shot in the year, how that went away in about a month. And their hatred for him never went away, the left, I mean. Just, I just remember a guy, a rodeo clown wearing a Obama mask. It was in the news for a month, how racist it was. Fuck you people. Not you people. You know what I'm talking about. I'm so fucking.

fucking tired of you. Honestly, God. Fucking Hakeem Jeffries, if I ever run into you in person, I will punch you a fucking black Frankenstein face in. You fucking retard. Fucking eyes a half. We have low the standards in this country as far as what we call. You know, diplomacy and politicians and statesmen to a record low. Again, out of fairness and diversity.

It's embarrassing. Fact of it is, this country is founded by old white guys. And it's, you know what? Ironically, it runs best by old white guys. Anyways, I'm in a mood. Couldn't be the cancer crawling up the back of my neck. The crazed gunman who was shot dead after trying to enter Mar-a-Lago with a shotgun and a gas can, which makes no sense to me.

What was it, a gas-powered shotgun? Hey, what you're putting in that fucking Remington? Sunoco, S.U. 2000. Mar-a-Lago with a shotgun and a gas can. identified as North Carolina artist who was reported missing by his mom, and he looks like the type of Austin Tucker Martin. Sounds like a, you know, what a fucking Mike Myers character. Look at him. That's a young Jeffrey Dahman training, right? I said to Dallas, he doesn't look like a guy, a shotgun guy. I can see maybe, you know, he was a serial rapist or shot up a school, but not a gas can guy and a

fucking shotgun. That's real Texas shit. Austin Tucker Martin, 21 years old of Cameron North Carolina, was killed by law enforcement in the early hours of Sunday morning. He was reported missing by his family to authorities on Saturday. The authorities said, we got him.

He's right here. Well, can I talk to him? No, you're dead as a doorknail. You're a shitty mother. Bye. That's what I would have said. I'm a real spokesman too. Let's take a lit of the videotape. individual is armed a shotgun and it was in a procession of a gasoline canister. Agent said to be a shotgun and discharging firearms to stop the threat.

At this time, no law enforcement personnel were injured doing the incident. We want to be clear the President of the United States was not in the state of rule. And this remains an active investigation. So he wasn't in Florida, so. And he still got nicked. How is that possible? There's the guys, what's that his best? bedroom or some shit. That's the shotgun and the gas can.

And he was, he he drew golf courses. He was an artist, he obsessed, look, there's some of his work on the right, I guess. I guess he pictured the golf the golf course

in the wintertime. That could be a golf course or a fucking lake in Michigan in February. Or Queens. God. I'm so thrilled to wheel down here. Anyways, officials are still investigating whether he bought the gun en route to Florida. Trump was not at Maralago at the time.

As you know, he doesn't sit down. He does not have Jeb Bush energy. I'll never forget that when he kept calling Jeb. Low-energy Jeb. And I was laying on the couch going, God damn, I got the same disease. Anyways, he was at the White House at the time, luckily. on Saturday night. But again, does this get enough play?

Did it get enough play over the weekend? And I know we had big stories. You know, I'll get to those. But Jesus. Think about, you know, I don't know, somebody showed up Obama's fucking his duplex. Him Michelle had whatever. On Saturday, he and First Lady Maloney,

a host of the governor's dinner. Listen to this, folks. And this is why I seriously, if you still vote Democrat, don't come there, me. Even if you're a friend of mine, I'm done. Get the fuck away from me. Which I'm talking to big gang because there's nobody there to me.

The governor's dinner, which, listen to this, Democratic governors appeared to have boycott it. So I'll say it one more time, and I watch Fox News. Oh, I watch it all, but they treat it like they have to, I guess. But they treat the Democrats like they're a legitimate party, and they have to act surprised when they're doing it. the story. It's like, why would they do that? When if you just look at them like I do, like literally, think of them as Chinese or Russian who's infiltrated us. They're that bad. That's not a fuck.

That's not hyperbole. Look at them like that. Then everything they do that's retarded makes sense. It doesn't seem so retarded. It's like, oh yeah, that's what an enemy of the state would do. A box for the, first of all, that's a wet dream for Trump. If the Democrat governors didn't show up, then he didn't have to pretend to like them. A box for the shotgun was discovered in Martin vehicle following the shooting, which took place at around 1.30 a.m., according to Secret Service spokesman, Anthony Gugelami, according to his social media, the cuckoos, his family was frantically looking for him after he disappeared on Saturday night. Tucker Martin's social media shows that he was obsessed with drawing scenes from the golf courses in the sand hills.

That's why I didn't take up golf. Too many nutbags drawing me as I'm teeing off. in coloring my teeth in black. I'll get to that a few minutes. Which includes the Fame Pineshers Club. I should call my brother and bust his balls. You got some nuts in that league. He's like, what are you talking about?

I just fucking... That's him on the right, by the way. That's him when he was going through his Bobby Flay stage, apparently. Anyways, so he walks in there with a gas can and a shotgun, and I guess he was met with some fervor. Don't you move you, motherfucker. I'll blow your brains out. He was shot after he failed to drop the shot.

Sounds like suicide by khakis. And gas. After he failed to drop the shotgun and gas can when he entered the inner perimeter of President Trump's Florida estate, Martin reportedly drove into the gates of Mar-Lago as another vehicle was leaving. Very clever. But still, at the gates, there's nobody...

It should be, yeah. What's going on there? He could do it that easy. He just pulled up and waited. I'll wait for a car to pull out and I'll go in. And there's no fucking guardhouse. Somebody help me, understand this. Sometimes I think it's all distraction

and they've just gotten lazy with the distraction stories. These teeth. Anyways, let's move on to what's really important, selling merchandise. I knitted this this week. To support. the show, head to Nick Dip.com for merchandise. And it's, uh, if you guys live, you know, in the north, anywhere up north, we get hoods and, uh, we got hats and t-shirts and mugs and all kinds of shat.

I saw a black guy. Last, was it Saturday when it was 80 something degrees? Black kid, hood up. Sweatshirt on, hood up. 80-something degrees here. Now, you can look at that two ways. I'm going to look at them the way I do, both racist. He's either going to rob somebody or did something,

or he's that fucking ignorant. He has that little of an upbringing by his parent. And again, I blame the parents of mostly shit, that he doesn't know not to wear that when it's 80 degrees up. Or third, I could be rail racing, or black people love the heat. There's actually a theory for that, by the other. Hey, did you see me laugh? I've got to put my fake tooth in.

How are you? I'm like Quint. Anyways, hats, hoodies, diapers, all that shit. Or as Bob Euk would say, all that fucking shit. That's Norm McDonald's my favorite story. He's in a booth. I probably told him. I'm going to tell it again.

He's in a booth at a baseball game. Eukers is a Milwaukee game. Bob Eukers in the booth going play-by-play, and Norm's famous. So Norm loves him. So they brought him in the booth. And like during a break, they spotted Fogarty from, you know what, Credons, Clearwater, right? Is his name Fogarty?

Yeah, John Fogarty. He goes, hey, Norm, see that guy down there? That's John Fogarty. I'll have him come up here and meet him. He goes, now I need Bob. He goes, I know, I know who he is. He does, Norm names the songs. Jesus Christ, Nick, whatever.

He names like three songs. And Yucca goes, yeah, he doesn't. All that fucking shit. Just to be funny. That's how funny Yuka was. God, rest his soul. Anyways. Also, you want to send a personalized video to someone

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Whatever you want. It's nice. Let's move on to court. Justices. or court jesters. Good question. President Trump excoriated the Supreme Court majority that struck down his use of emergency powers

to implement international trade tariffs. And I'm sure all the left-wing fucking news sites are giving the conservatives credit, right, for not being biased, right? I'm sure that's all they're talking about this weekend. You fucks. How stupid. Amy Conan Barrett, whatever the fuck,

they shouldn't let her through. Who the fuck? else? Roberts? Yeah. Roberts. Was Gorsuch on the wrong side too? I didn't know if he was I couldn't remember. Anyways, these are so-called, this is a conservative Supreme Court. At a hastily called press conference and agitated Trump railed against the conservative Roberts and two of the courts other conservatives. Yeah, Gorsuch and Amy Coney Barrett. That's why I got to love Trump. I didn't, clip a on them. Just read. I got a clip of them. They're just being fools and lap dogs for the rhinos and the radical left Democrats, Trump said, using the apparently derisive acronym for Republicans

and name only. He also added this. Tariffs is deeply disappointing. And I'm ashamed of certain members of the court, absolutely ashamed. Yes, sir. But not having the courage to do what's right for our country. I'd like to thank and congratulate justices Thomas, Alito, and Kavanaugh, for their strength and wisdom and love of our country, which is right now very proud of those justices. When you read the dissenting opinions, there's no way that anyone can argue against them. There's no way. Foreign countries that have been ripping us off for years, are ecstatic. This is where he wasn't a good

communicator when he said the ones that were dissenting. You can't argue against him. What he means was it doesn't matter what you say to them. They were going to vote the way they voted. That's what he was trying to say. It wasn't his best work. Happy. And they're dancing in the

streets, but they won't be dancing for long. That I can assure you. The Democrats on the court are thrilled, but they will automatically vote no. They're an automatic no, just like in Congress. They're an automatic no.

They're against anything that makes America strong, healthy, and great again. They also are a, frankly, disgrace to our nation, those justices. They're an automatic no, no matter how good a case you have. It's a no. Yeah. The good news is that there are methods, practices, statutes, and authorities as recognized by the entire court in this terrible decision and also as recognized by Congress, which they refer to, that are even stronger than the Aipa tariffs available to me as

President of the United States. Then he added one more thing. Furthermore, you can all go fuck yourselves. Sounded like Woody Allen, but he got the massacre. The battle over tariffs began one day on January. day one of Trump's second term when he signed an executive order that allowed him to impose a wide range of tariffs on virtually every U.S. trading partner with the tariffs being paid for mostly by U.S. businesses.

I didn't really understand that until I read it. There was an article in the New York Post by a business guy who has a family business, a very successful one. And he's, I'm not going to get into the weeds here because that's not what we do here. But he was making an art, just explaining how it hurts, whatever. but I would push back, not that I, again, I'm the last one you want to ask about money, but I would push back on the greater good, the billions, it was bringing in 30 billion the tariffs a month. And how many companies have already agreed to build hair and shit?

All that shit. All that fucking shit. Yeah, he does all that shit. Yeah, we have to pay tax pays pay for it, but, you know, not to the point where, I mean, he's got to, he cuts taxes. His ways of making it up. Let's put it this way. And the money that was coming in, I don't see how it was going to sink anybody.

Nonetheless, Trump asserted at his press conference that he will go ahead with his tariffs using alternative statutes that allow him to act without the consent of Congress. That was the big beef. As you know, Congress, how many times have we heard this argument? They hold the purse strings. But he said this was an emergent. Under the executive order, it was an emergency deal. You know how he, it's an emergency.

And it is because we've been getting raped by these countries for years. And that's why the debt is through the fucking roof. And he's trying to do something about it. So you think the jerk-offs on the left in the court. This is how anti-American that. Oh, now you care about the working class people. Now you worry about the taxpayer. Meanwhile, you let 30 million illegals in

and let the taxpayers pay for their fucking housing, their food, their cell phones. But now you give a fuck. It's Polly Wallet says, there are, in fact, several statutes that allow him to impose some tariffs on his own, but they are limited. For example, one of the key statutes he cited Friday

does allow him to impose certain tariffs on his own, but only for six months. What kind of rule is that? And after that, he must get approval from Congress. This always comes up, you know, whether it's fucking starting a war. But even I know, Congress is supposed to control the, they always say the purse strings.

But this is, like I said, he filed that an emergency act. So anyways, apparently there's ways around it. I'm curious to hear what they are, because he seems pretty pissed. The other statutes he cited have other provisions that make it far more difficult to act unilaterally. The other problem that Trump faces is that billions of dollars already collected and tariffs were supposed to offset the tax cuts. Oh, there you go. There's my argument

that Republican-dominated Congress adopted last year at Trump's behest. Now, however, the money isn't there. Oh, he'll find it. The federal government has been collecting, listen to this, $30 billion a month in tariffs, about half of which will be eliminated by Friday's court ruling. Only half? All right. It's still $15 billion. So it's a big deal for you. U.S. businesses that have been paying the lion's share of these tariffs. That said, tariffs are still a fairly small slice of overall government revenues. It's only about 5%, which I didn't know. So if half that tariff money goes away, that'll mean a larger but not crippling federal deficit. Oh, wow. What more do you need to know? It's so funny. And I would like to see how many

you know, whether CNN, MSNBC, ABC, all the fucking usual rags, if they even gave the Republicans on the court a little credit. Because if they went and did what Trump wanted to do, they'd be shitting all over them. You know that. Anyways, I guess that's not how it works in this world. I feel like the adults, and I'm not talking about Trump, especially on the left, you're about an eighth-grade mentality.

And I'll show an eighth-grade. I'll try to argue with an educated woman coming up. It's not an eighth grade. It's probably college age, but a real dumb black chick. Anyways, U.S. strikes gold on ice. The two best teams in the Olympic men's hockey tournament made it to the final game, and they played a game worthy of history, and it was.

It was. Let me tell you, the first period, it looked like USA was a better team. But from then on, a little bit of the second period, but from not even a halfway point of second period, Team Canada turned it on. Outshot him like 29 to 14 in that span. And our goalie was, this guy, Helibuck, UMass Lowell, by the way, not even the main campus.

He's known to be a money player. He's a Winnipeg goal. He was the MVP of the NHL last year, I think they said, of the whole league. He's won the VES. Now, that's best goalie three times already. I didn't know he had these accolades. I knew he was great.

But he's known to rise to the occasion. Because Winnipeg Jets, who kind of stink all the time, last year, they went pretty deep into the finals because of him. I think that's why he got the MVP. Anyways, he was unfrake, and a bunch of luck happened. Both the U.S. men emerged victorious. Both the, but, holy fucking moly. Our father.

But the U.S. men emerged victorious, winning the first. Gold Medal in men's hockey since 1980, my senior in high school. I was 18, watching it at my friend Nathan Emerson's house after an outstanding party the night before. He had real cool parents. They would get us kegs and shit. As long as we stayed there and shit, they would drink with us. And that was a Saturday night.

And then Sunday we watched, I'll never fucking forget it. So they hadn't won gold in men's hockey, 46 years. It's a big deal. The U.S. men's, and congratulations to the dikes. I mean, the girls, they won gold too. And actually, they don't seem that lesbianish to me. Not that it matters. I'm just saying they're actually pretty girly.

So I don't know why I said that just to be mean. I don't give a fuck. His sister, she likes clams. Listen, the U.S. men, nervous laugh from my producer. The U.S. men's hockey team beat Canada at 2 to 1 in overtime of the gold ghetto game of 2026, February 22nd, Milan, why am I putting this in there at the fucking rink in Greece,

Belville in Milan? Forward, Jack Hughes. By the way, Jewish, had no idea. My buddy texted me because he's half Jewish. He goes, oh, the left is going to hate this, an American-loving Jew, who, you know,

Jack Hughes, by the way, he got his teeth busted. They're interviewing, and I'm thinking, oh, they must have been busted for a while. No, what happened during the game? There was still blood on his teeth. He's that the doesn't that hurt a little? You've got to have it.

I mean, aren't there nerves hanging out and shit? Anyways, forward Jack, you scored the game-winning goal less than two minutes into the overtime period given the U.S. men. It's third gold medal. Again, and the one before 1980, it was 1926 during the summer Olympics. I don't even know they had rinks back then.

Anyways, check out, this is the first goal of the game, right? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, this is, oh, I forget. Yeah, this is a bunch of highlights. The first goal is to go by this guy, Boldie, who from Millis, Massachusetts. By the way, Massachusetts has an unbelievable impact on hockey.

But watch this frigate. He passes the puck to himself. A little bright. I don't know what happened. Boldie. Look at this. Back Boldie to the net. He scores.

Fucking insane goal. This puck is airborne in a period of time. Look at this. He lifts the ball. He lifted it and then knocked it down. See? Look at that play. That is absolutely incredible.

That's not an accident. They do this shit all the time. That's the second pair, I think. Able to get the puck off the face off. Macar was not actively active in this game. Edzo's talked about his activity in the offensive zone. Look at that rocket. There's the overtime goal.

The goal for the United States since the 1980 miracle. The United States takes the goal. Fuck, he goes. Here, look like they were going to have a two on. Look at that. That number eight is Werencki. He plays to the Columbus Blue Jack. He was tremendous.

Look at that. Oh, in Spanish. Just tremendous. The saves, I didn't want to pull too many clips. The saves this guy was making. Hell of Buck. Do we show the paddle? I want to know. That's a third for you.

That's a third for you. I can't. Here's the guy who got the game winner, by the way, Jack Hughes. I love the USA. I love my teammates. It's unbelievable. The USA Hockey Brotherhood is so strong. And we had so much support from next players. I'm so proud to be Americans today.

My wonderful, LeBron ever said that. He was the best guy around. Yeah, and here's some of the saves, right? Check this shit out. This save with his stick. He reaches back with his goalie paddle and just makes it insane. They show it in slow motion, too.

Watch this. Watch this. Watch this. They're going in, he got the paddle bush. Wow, incredible. Reflectsies. One of the best players in hockey on him, break away.

Drops him. And a few minutes before, And a few minutes before that, either Connor McDavid or McKinnon, one of the other greats, I'd be one of the top three occupies, the world had a breakaway on him, and he stoned him too. And it was just insane. And then there was a pile up at one point in the crease. Our goalie's down, and one of the guys flipped it over our goalie, and McAvoy was there, Boston Bruin to block it.

That would have tied the fuck. It was insane. It really is, spectator-wise, the greatest sport in the world, especially when it's playoffs or Olympic shit. It's insane. Anyways, here's the real hero who everyone saw the game would agree was the best player on the ice. US called Hella Buck. I don't know what I'm doing.

Here's FBI director, Cash Patel. That's right. We had him on this show before he was the FBI director, and we talked hockey. He played like a fucking men's 50 or 40 over 40 league in Queens, which I fucking love. What's he Indian? Indian, isn't he? And he loves hockey. Fucking loved it.

We actually showed a clip of him going to some rank with his bag and a shit. So he, here he is celebrating with the team. They fucking love him. I wonder the God and it's gonna be in hell when you hear it was a

NBA NBA championship if they'd even let him in the room You know the answer to that every one of those plays a Trump fan. And he called them. I don't have that, but he called him on the phone. And he was as funny as usual.

Your goal, he had, he was okay. He had it pretty decent. He kept saying it. He really fucking loved. So he invited them to the state of the union tomorrow night. And most of them said, we're going to be still fucked up. We can't show up there. They can't wait.

They said, they're not great. It was. It was fucking awesome. and Canada. And McKinnon, another guy who's, they say, might be the best in NHL. He had an empty net. He was standing right two feet in front of the net. Puck came out of the goalie was over there.

And he fucking, I think he hit the post, somehow missed a net. After the game, he threw some shade online. He said something about, watch the game and tell me who the better team was or whatever. It's like, we're not counting goalies? That's part of the team too. You know what I mean? It's a collective effort. They did outplay the Americans, most of the second half in the game, if not more.

But that doesn't mean, you know, shit. What is this? A girl's fifth grade soccer, we don't keep score? It's the effort that matters. Yeah, there you go. Oh, there was some skier who said that. Oh, but there was a funny guy. Have you seen this kid?

He's going to be famous, too. He won the gold in, I don't know if it was the, you know what? fucking half pipe snowboard thing or the one where they have skis on. I can't. Anyways, he won the goal. And he has a, he has a alter ego. He puts on makeup like an old guy interviewing himself. It was really fucking funny.

So he goes, so I got, I had a silver last, in the last Olympics I got a silver and he goes, okay, participation trophy. Yeah, he had a silver and a bronze. That's what he called him. Anyways, yeah, congratulations, boys. you made us proud. Oh, don't be so jingoistic. That's silly. Fuck it. Let's move on to BAFTA presenters baffled. I'm showing this only. Bafta stands to British fucking whatever. It's like after over here, whatever. British actors fuckface awards. But it's one of those

things. But you can be, you can make a movie from, you can be an American to make a movie and have it nominated in this thing. Whatever the fuck. Anyways, Michael B. Jordan, and this is why I'm showing it, you're probably saying, why are you showing us Michael B. Jordan and Delroyd Lindo. And this is how the article's written, folks, okay? Had the N-word thrown at them while presenting an award at the BAFTA Awards 26 on Sunday. What a horrible.

Oh, boy, you. You see how they word it, had it thrown at them. Well, there's a little more to it than that, you know. It wasn't a country singer. The sinners, here we go, Dallas. Apparently that's something they, maybe that's referring to themselves. Anyways, the Sinistars were presenting the award for best visual effects to Avatar, fire and ash, when the shocking outburst could be heard by the audience from Tourette's Syndrome

campaigner John Davidson. Davidson is the inspiration for the BAFTA-nominated movie, I Swear, that's the name of it, which is based on his real life. Jordan and Lindo continue presenting, despite the awkward moment and Bafter Awards, host Alan Cummings came out after and apologized, but here's the moment that my buddy,

my late-grade buddy, because he's heard it all. He's a cop in Miami, and, you know, this would have made him fucking, oh, I was going to see him. He would have fucking passed out laugh. I was going to say died loud.

This is the show would set him off. The timing, this is a guy with Tourette's backstage, and he's going to yell out the end, and well, the two brothers are, I understand it might be, I can see why you're going, wait a minute, there is a little correlation. Delaware and I are delighted to be presenting the first BAFTA of the night for a vital part of movie making.

We're here to celebrate. What did he say? Run that back again. We're glad it to be presenting the first BAFTA of the night for a vital part of movie making. We're here to celebrate. I love the exclamation at the end. Bitch. Yeah, he added bitch.

He added bitch. Oh, my God. I have a couple takes on this. As you know, I'm deadly accurate when it comes to racial garbage. Then Cummings came out. Here's the lady talking about the host coming out to a, Apologize. That's coming on the left. Had earlier told the audience that a guest at the ceremony was John Davidson,

a Scottish campaigner for people with Tourette's who inspired the BAFTA-nominated film, I Swear. You may have heard some strong and offensive language tonight. Cumming apologized, telling the audience the outburst came from involuntary ticks associated with the neurological condition. The BBC also apologized for the strong and offensive language. Do you believe the fucking, do you believe if you believe if you're, if you're, yelled out kike or cracker or speck or chink you wouldn't be talking about it and this isn't a white racist guy saying this i had a producer a black dude and he was great um i'm trying to think of his

name not jazz people right now are yelling at the tv going you fucking moron anyways but we did a story on the and he goes it's just to fucking he said it not me um it really is to me it's hilarious It's like somebody shot a black kid backstage. I mean, it's that big of a story. Davidson's ticks could also be heard. Listen to this. We couldn't find the footage on this one. This one maybe would have been even funnier.

He looks like a mean drunk is what he looked at. He could also be heard when he told BAFTA chair, Sarah Putt. She was this stuffy, stuffy British bitch, who was the head of the whole thing. She couldn't have sounded more stuffy. So she was opening the show. he yells, shut the fuck up during her introductory speech and when

he shouted, fuck you at the directors of Boone when they accepted the award for best children's and family film. I will pay good money for that. I will pay good money. That's funny than the answer to me.

Davidson's ticks could also be heard when he told BAFTA chair Sarah Putter shut. Oh, I just read that. Whatever. Davidson appeared to have, listen to this, folks. Davidson appeared to have voluntarily left the award show

during the second half of the ceremony. He was an invited guest, and under no circumstances would have to ask him to leave the ceremony. A source told the outlet. Well, there you go. There you go. They were bragging about inclusiveness. They include everybody. Well, what are you apologizing for then?

What are you apologizing for? If you included a guy with muscular dystrophy or whatever, and he fell down while he's on the stage and had a seizure, would you be apologizing? Do you know what I'm saying? There's nothing to be ashamed of. The guys get Tourette's, and you want an inclusive society. So why all the, oh, my God, this is horrible.

And my second take, here's my cynical side. If I was at a movie award show and I have a movie being nominated, and it's about Tourette's. I might do this because we're all talking about it today. Right? I can see the brothers. Lendellon, what's his name?

Michael B. Jordan going, yeah, we're cool with that, man. Just slip us some cash after. He sounds like your spirit animal. Who? This guy? Sounds like yours. Did he mention whiskey? No, I know.

Spirit animal. Did you hear what Dallas said? Sounds like my spirit animal. Oh my God. horrible. Very funny though. No, I don't like that word. Unless I'm in a car doing 80. Remember I told you? I wasn't even here a week and I was in our neighborhood on Habisham and I'm dry. And these black school kids, they couldn't have been more than seventh grade.

Fucking one of them runs up and kicks my car as I'm going. So I hit the brakes and I, you know, I started to back up and they fucking, uh, I'm glad they ran because they would have probably kicked the shit out of me. but it's so funny he ran into the street and kicked my cars going by. Welcome to the neighborhood, Cracker. Anyhow, you guys judge, that's a good move, right? If you're doing a Tourette movie, you want to get ink for it? Anyhow, that's just the Jewish coming out with me, the marketing.

Nick, why are you going to say that? Because it keeps people paying attention to me. Democrat is the headline. Democrat Party's typical voter. This is one of the best examples of Democrat ignorant. I don't care how young the girl is, or she's probably college freshman or whatever. It's the best example of Democrat ignorance

I've seen in a long time because it's not just people who are eggs at them. But when you watch her, you go, oh, my God, look what the media has created a couple generations. A couple. How about five generations? And there's adults who vote Democrat,

who think with the same ignorance as this girl does. Because if you ask the same questions to an adult that this woman's going to ask this younger girl who thinks she knows everything, you get the same stupid answers, I guarantee. This is hard for me to watch. You notice I don't do many of these clips

because my blood pressure goes through the fucking roof. Even when I'm watching like Gutbell and he shows like the view saying something stupid, I have to fucking go get a sandwich. That's how I put on 40 pounds. Watch this. This is an ice rally. an anti-ice rally and there's a pro-ice woman there who's black by the way right she black too

yeah check this up for ice yeah because they would get rid of these rapists and murder pause what what the question was why are you for ice or is it killed American women so are all of the immigrants that come into America rapists and killists no okay so so let's get rid of these ones do you agree with that yeah okay so you support ice removing them no Right there. You see the reflex reaction? So you agree with me. No, you just said, we just agreed.

Let's get rid of these are the rapist ones. She has like pictures. And she goes, yeah. So you agree. No. And that's how the Democrat Party thinks. Whether it's Supreme Court justices, fucking shithead Hakeem Jeffries, Nadler, Schumer.

It's a reflex. they don't have a strategy other than don't you dare step out of line and agree with anything, even when Trump's right. That's all it is, which is basically makes you an enemy of people who are for what the country stands for. I'm breaking it down into retired terms because that's what we're showing you here. Go ahead. I support the condemnation, as you said, of a rapist. You know, there are white rapists, there are black rapists.

There are white immigrant rapists as well. Okay, but again, there are racists of different colors. Why does the color matter when it comes to rape? You just made it about, you just made it about the color. No, you did. No, you did. You brought up white rapists. Okay, because you said that immigrants rape, right? So white people are.

I didn't say immigrants rape. I said these immigrants raped. Those immigrants raped. What about white people that rapes? What about them? Pause. So not only is she ignorant, just fucking ignorant, she's racist on top of it. And you can, they're not always, you know, you can be one or the other, not always,

because we all know if you're racist, you're ignorant. I know, I know some pretty smart races. You're looking at one. No, it's a joke, folks. Go fuck yourself. No spirit ghost thing, whatever. But do you hear what I'm saying? She's ignorant and she hates white people.

I read a quote online. It was so great. It was after a scuffle. I gave black guys beat up some white guy. And one of the comments was, I'm a white guy who was raised not to hate black people. Then I became an adult and I realized that black people were raised to hate white people. And I know somebody's screaming at the TV.

Not all. Okay, now there's three. And it is not all of them, but I'm just saying. You can't act. to retard. Are there no condemnions for them? Absolutely. We're condemning rape as a whole, but if these people wouldn't have been able to enter under Biden's open border policies, these women would still be alive today. Right. So what about the people who are coming to America for a better

life? Because they were experienced similar situations where they came from. Yeah, they can come here for a better life. I'm all for legal immigration. Legal immigration. Okay, so what about, okay, so our president here, his name is Trump. That's a pretty race. racist man. How? How? Give me an example of his racism. Watch the news. Just give me one example.

Just watch the new sweetheart. There are plenty of... Watch the new sweetheart. Give me one example that he's racist. Okay. Trump has flat out... I mean, Jesus, flat with the racism. How?

Comments, concerns... What comments? Name one comment that he said that was racist. Okay. Because if he's racist, I want to know, because I don't want to support a racist. So you support Trump? I do, yeah. Can you tell me why he's racist?

me why he's racist? She supports Trump. And there they, then when you corner them, not that she's made one point, but when you corner them, they turn to the mob mentality. Let's gang up on it. You hear that? She's for Trump. Now that's the argument.

And it's no different with the Hakeem Jeffries or all the other stupid fucks, white, black Chinese, Maisie Hirono, whatever her name is, all those fucking dem morons. they have the mentality of this broad. It's their. It's, and that's what media and schools are churning out by the, for the last, I don't know how many years. That's cancer. She has no ability to fucking reason or any logic whatsoever.

Go ahead. So we've been sitting here for nearly a minute now, and she has still yet to tell me one thing that Trump has said that's racist. Okay, so if we're going to be quite honest, I couldn't give you a specific. I know, you can't. Oh, no, I'm not. done speaking. I couldn't give you specific because I don't pay attention to idiots. I'm not done speaking. Do you know where she got that? Kamala Harris during the

debates. I'm sorry I'm still speaking. Remember? That's how you know. It they just soak it in. It's all she's got. And then she goes to school and has some Dyke professor, you know, co-sign her bullshit and vice versa. Go ahead. Oh, okay. That's idiot. If you're going to call someone racist, I think you should be able to prove it. the news. Pull up a clip where he's racist. Go ahead. Great. I'm so glad you asked. It must not have been racist enough to remember because you have to look it up. How do you guys feel about ICE? Thumbs up for ICE, thumbs down. People that are against ICE. I'm asking people. What's wrong

with asking people their opinion? I didn't say... Did you find the racist clip yet? With that, I just said that there were people. Majority of them here are against ICE. How do you know that because I know them okay well oh it's a voice you support ice which one you you support ice oh okay I didn't think what does I stand for babe so you don't support something you don't even know what it stands for oh I didn't respond for a reason can you tell me what it stands for no we're gonna we're gonna we're gonna go back to the Trump racism right okay that sums it up for me adult, her age, anything in between. See, because when you got the truth on your side,

you're going to win that argument every time. She's too young to be that stupid. But she argues with a confidence of somebody who has a PhD and fucking, and she does in a way, because her head's been filled with that much since she was in first, Greg. Let's lighten up and do another second. There are white niggers.

I've seen a lot of white niggers in my time. In our reverse, the race segment tonight, J.B. Pritzker's lieutenant governor, this will back up what I just said about adults being that stupid. J.B. Pritzker's lieutenant governor, Julianna Stratton. In other words, she's not the governor. She's lieutenant governor. One step away from the governorship. Julianna Stratton is running for a Senate seat. And I want to show you her campaign ad. Jason Whitlock had this on. He's on the Blaze, by the way. That's Glenn Beck's company. I don't know. But check out this, check out, when I talk about lowering the standards as far as what we consider a statesman or a politician or whatever you want to call it, check this one out. Vote Giuliana. Fuck Trump. Vote Juliana. Fuck Trump. Vote Juliana. They said it, not me. I'm Juliana Stratton, and I'm proud to have lived my whole life on the south side of Chicago.

I'm not scared of a wannabe dictator. I'm running for Senate to stand up. Let me explain something, you stupid bitch. If he was a dictator, you wouldn't be able to say they should be in jail. Do you see how that works, you're fucking moron. And action. Up to Donald Trump. I'll abolish ICE. Big titty!

And hold Trump accountable for the crimes he's committed. Just like they said, fuck Trump. Fuck Trump. Fuck Trump. Nice talk. Go to Giuliana. That's why I approve this message. You blow your father with that mouth?

Oh, God. God, help us. Anyway, excuse me. I got a secondhand... This is the woman at Blaze that works with Whitlock. Black woman, by the way. Smarter than I'll ever be, by the way.

I got a secondhand embarrassment from looking at this simply because this is a black woman, you know? She says... Her name is Shamika Michelle. She works at Whitlock. I don't think women have elevated the conversation at all, and I don't think black women have elevated the political

conversation. This was silly. What they brought is more delusion into the conversation she says, and she's absolutely fucking right. I don't know how I missed that. How can you be from the south side of Chicago, she says,

and make your focus Donald Trump, which is a great question. Noting that most of the shootings in Chicago take place on the south side, black people killing black people. I added that. It's crazy because I see so many people from Chicago excited

that ICE is there. But you don't see that, do you? Even Fonks doesn't get to do enough coverage of people who are like I saw them complaining that the illegal immigrants had taken over community centers that their black children weren't allowed to play in.

That's why they're happy ICE is there. So either she's not listening to the people that she pretends to represent, she's not listening to people going out to vote or she just doesn't care. This is about her just trying to elevate her political platform because your people don't want illegal immigrants there, she added. What she did was she watched Jasmine Crockett become a shining star with her filthy mouth. That's all she did and said, oh, that's the way to get up there. Degregation of all our standards and values.

Okay? And this is what it's down to. Thomas Jefferson, Madison. Monroe, Washington Adams. This is what we got. Fucking the black carrot top. Fuck you, bitch. I hate you. Fuck you. Fuck you.

Bitch. Fuck you. Somebody find them. I will adopt them. Hopefully they're in their early 20s. And they can earn their own way through whatever. How funny is that? You son of a gun.

I forgot all about that. Anyways, that's it for today, boys and curls. Very racial show. I enjoyed it. Didn't do it intentionally. That's what was jumping out at me on the page. You know, little things. Like a guy trying to go to the president's house in Florida and shoot him in the show.

Just little shit that you're not going to really see anywhere else or be talked about the way I talked about it. Or a black girl who's, you know, probably 18 acting like she knows everything when she knows absolutely nothing. And on and on it goes. and a supposedly conservative Supreme Court that's so biased for Trump shooting him down on the biggest thing

that's come up so far. So kiss my grits. Sorry for the language. Don't forget cameo.com. If you want me to roast a friend or a relative, go to cameo.com and click on my profile. It'll tell you what to do. That's it.

You guys think it. I'll say it. You're very welcome. We'll see you back here at the same time tomorrow. Have a good rest of the day, everybody. Hi. Good night, everybody.