The Nick DiPaolo Show - Criminals Corralled In Colorado | Nick Di Paolo Show #1726

Episode Date: April 28, 2025

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Music playing Hello, it's me, Margaret. Who's the slimy little cop with a shit twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who gets signed his own death warrant? Hello, it's me, Margaret. How are you folks? Welcome- God damn it. Gonna start with this shit already? Excuse me. Alright, there we go. Welcome to the show. Monday, how the fuck are you folks? Good to be with you. I want to thank the people that came out to coho's, over 300 people. They're very good to me up there. I was working on new stuff, so you know, it's choppy here and there, but they know. I told them, I go, look, you come back in four years, this will be tight shit. Four

years. I feel like you said you were were gonna retire maybe. Did I? They were great. They were great. Everybody represented the Proud Boys and you know. Guy from the Proud Boys. Just hard-cored the Apollo fans. And I got to see my manager. Didn't even recognize him.

Walked right by him at the airport. Haven't seen him in four years. Tommy, it was great. Tommy's great to fucking hang out with. What else? What happened at the show? I mean, pretty uneventful, I think. I got nothing. Boy, that sucked. Are you watching hockey, folks? Are you watching the, just pick any game. Doesn't matter. I'm just saying as a spectator sport, playoff hockey, I put it above everything matter I'm just saying as a spectator sport playoff hockey I put it above everything and I'm die-hard football fan but the fucking pace of the game they go four minutes with five minutes without six minutes without a

whistle sometimes bodies flying everywhere goalies standing on their heads making saves I don't understand how that fucking soccer which the most popular sport in the world only because it's you know every poor country but I don't know how they can't grab those fans if they like that because it's the same thing you get three forwards two defensemen and a goalie you know only you again soccer you're playing it on an 11 acre field which is so fucking stupid at half the games but I'm saying they like when somebody scores it gets a shot on goal ha that's fucking Betman.

The commissioner, you gotta try to pull those people in. I don't know how. You're the, you're the Jew marketing expert. And I mean that complimentary like. But you gotta grab them, man. The game, the game is not that different. I sent Dallas a couple, I'm like, I'm gonna fucking bug him. Why didn't I give, send those to you for the show? There was a couple hits. I sent Dallas a hit that was Ovechkin hit a guy and

the guy did a 360 like in the air and I sent it to Dallas and then five minutes later Tom Wilson who's probably my favorite hockey player after Bobby Orr and Ovechkin, Tom Wilson, who's been suspended twice for headshots. And he's a little on the edge, fucking handsome guy, mean as a snake. He fucking hit a guy. I sent it to Dallas. Again, it's like a receiver going over the middle.

Fucking guy was airborne, hit his head on the ice, got right up though. But Tom Wilson also got in a brawl this weekend in the bench. Second period was over, the bench was empty. Him and this guy Anderson for the Canadians, they're from the same hometown, they've been playing against each other.

They went up to like, they played in junior leagues together and they hated you. All the way up, they even asked this Anderson guy, guy he goes I'm sick of being asked about him I don't I don't like to be compared to him you know it never ends or whatever and they they've gone at it for years and that's who they went over the bench together and and fucking I mean hilarious but here's the thing out of all this pushing and shoving, nobody's dropping their gloves this year.

Because as soon as you drop your gloves, you're gonna get five minutes, I think. So they keep them on, but they're still punching each other in the face. And it's making it worse for the refs. Let them drop it, go at it. They sort of let the blood down. But after every whistle, this headlock, this pushing,

they said the commissioner called everybody in the blood, but after every whistle this head locks this pushing and they said the commissioner called everybody in the league all the teams in the playoffs and said knock it off after every whistle it's fucking I love personally anyways did please any gay people other check it out you love it Tom Wilson what a fucking hunk what you heard me let's get to it get off my. The White House displayed yard signs showing the 100 worst illegal immigrant criminals arrested during the first hundred days of the president's, president Trump's term. They put pictures on the front lawn. Check it out. Oh my god. You can hear whistles. scorn kids I love them I do I want fritos scorn kids I'll get them from you I I I I oh I am the frito bandito I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I posts. I like them. Anyways, at the bottom of those posts, the beauty of it is that, and they were the reason they did this, the press has to look at that because they come in this way and the bottom of the post to list a crime the person is accused of committing, including rape, murder, sexual assault of a child, lewd acts in front of a child, and distribution of fentanyl and illegal guns.

So by, by. But these are the people that, you know, the Democrats are kind of defending. They want everybody picture this. They want every Biden. Nobody knows how many probably eight to 10 million would be a safe guess he let in. And the Democrats think each one should have their day in court. Just, again, I don't understand. When do you say to the Democrat party, you're all under arrest, or whatever.

You're an enemy of the fuck, I'm not exaggerating. You're not supposed to, they call themselves the resistance. You're not supposed to resist. And then you fucking, you know, you get sorrows paying people to throw Molotov cocktails, all kinds of shit. At what point, but it's the politicians, they're right out there. Just saying, Trump wants to pass voter ID, right? They try to put a fucking, are we talking about that? I think we are on the show. I don't know. They're trying to stop that bill.

Anybody who doesn't want voter ID tells you everything you need to know about them. Why the fuck wouldn't you want voter ID? Well, black people, some of them don't have license. Even black people go, what the fuck are you talking about? What do you think's waking you up at 3 in the morning with 40 foot woofers in their car? Those ain't Jews. Oh, come on. You know what I'm saying? That's the thing. No

accountability. And I understand Trump's busy, you know, but can't we have somebody else going, Schiff, come here. I'm going to talk to you and anybody else that was in on it. All those 51 guys that signed that shit anyways let's move on criminals corralled in Colorado Club I'm into alliteration as you know overall over a hundred illegal immigrants were arrested in Colorado Springs a Sunday morning that's funny because we were talking about places for me to go Tommy brought that up that's great I can get whacked after the show. I like to buy a CD. Colorado Springs Sunday morning after a multi-agency operation conducted a raid at an illegal club. This is some

fascinating footage actually. This is an illegal fucking, you know, they make their own nightclubs and shit. You know, got a liquor license? What do you shit me? We don't even have a bartender. We're mixing it in the toilet. And MS-13, Trendiagra, all those guys. And they had US military people who were, you know, working there, like security or whatever the fuck. So they were in trouble too. Take a look at this though.

Here's the raid. Cock them guns. Can you imagine? Lady in red, dancing with me cheek to cheek. What the hell's wrong with you? You look like a Puerto Rican whore. That reminded me of the closest I've come to that. I was at the Palace Nightclub and a big group, no, I'm sorry, the Golden Banana, that's the name of a strip club that was in the town next to mine, right on the border, Peabody, Massachusetts, there's like 25 guys going at it. I'm just walking out standing and I stand where the fight's going on. All of a sudden I get a, what do you call it, a billy club in the back of the legs.

Yeah, I'll never forget it, back of the fucking legs. And I wasn't even in the fucking thing, but it was fucking state troopers, peabody cops. That's how long the fight was going on for. It was fascinating. Not as exciting as this. these guys sell fentanyl all kinds of shit another video right check it out i mean hardcore criminals thank you joe biden thank you democrats fucking assholes yeah you go bye bye adios amigos and I you know I'm watching I'm not watching I'm flipping channels because I'm watching hockey I stop in Fox News

Sunday afternoon for two seconds Shannon Breen has a show on. And underneath it says, Trump approval rating for immigration, 55%. That's just pure propaganda. It's way fucking higher than that. I love how people think Fox News is right wing. It's hilarious to me. You really think his numbers are only 55%?

Probably the way they worded the question, whatever specific poll, but you think if you poll the whole country, 45% don't approve? What don't you approve of? Them busting people like that and all the jerk-off left-wing politicians who keep using the word authoritarian. They don't even know what it means. You mean law and order? Authoritarian authoritarian they don't even know what it fucking means as opposed to what Biden? Total chaos and every fuck. What do you guys want? You want this country to be destroyed? That's all and every time you push back against shit like this everybody's laughing at you the Drug Enforcement Administration Rocky Mountain Division didn't know how they had a Rocky Mountain Division, led a multiple agency operation early Sunday, excuse me, early Sunday morning, and arrested 114 illegal immigrants at the venue that contained more than 200 people inside. Did you see this footage anywhere?

I was wondering, because I didn't catch CNN or MSNBC or Meet the Press or Face the Nation did they show any of this? And if they did in what context? Going look at this look at this authoritarian bullshit it is hilarious where the Democrats have themselves in a spot that is priceless trying to defend this shit and if they don't adjust which I don't give a fuck if they do it though although we got AOC and Bernie leading up there you learned a lot oof oof ah authorities uncovered drugs including pink cocaine which I loved the pink and the yellows let me tell you something it was like cotton candy pink cocaine as well as evidence of prostitution in multiple firearms

during the operation. Isn't that fucking great? It is. What am I doing? I don't know. I'm drunk. Many of those detained in Sunday's raid are expected to face federal immigration charges according to DE, Rocky Mountain. At least, so the ICE was involved, DEA, all these federal groups, when they say multiple agencies, that's what they mean. At least two people are also arrested on existing warrants. Pam Bondi said that.

And you're gonna tell me, majority of people look at that and go, what is Trump doing? And I'm giving you a homework assignment and it'll take you two seconds. Tell me, majority of people look at that and go, what is Trump doing? I'm giving you a homework assignment and it'll take you two seconds. Go to CNN, the website, and just read the headlines. Scroll for about five minutes and it's like a pure propaganda, anti-American, Trump, majority of people say Trump chaos. That's how they feel about his ministry just straight out fucking fucking propaganda but the difference is people know now anyways

Trump had to take a bullet for it can you imagine saying I disapprove of anything he does after he takes a bullet for you doesn't need the money not money, not making a dime being the president, could be golfing and dancing with hot pee. I'm trying to be clean first half of the show. I don't know why it can't all just be me. Anyways, it makes me pissed. But yeah, good luck with that visiting people in El Salvador who are gang members. You're doing a terrific job. Nice job, Rowdy. What did George Bush say? Remember? That was a big... Anyways, let's move on to Asshole by the Bay and

I'm not talking about the guy from Journey. What? You heard me. This was interesting. Senator Adam Pensilneck Schiff offered a dire warning to fellow Democrats recalling an exchange he had with a target cashier in San Francisco, insisting his party had major problems. During a panel discussion on Friday's Real Time with Bill Maher, Schiff was asked to weigh in on the current state of the Democratic Party and how it governs, particularly in a state like California, which Schiff represents. Schiff then recalled an experience he had two years ago in San Francisco when his luggage was stolen from his car, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. But it was interesting to hear him actually, you know, be a little bit honest about something. He was on Bill Maher and his some of the interview.

So we're going to have to change how we do business in California. We're going to have to address people's legitimate concerns about crime. I was in South San Francisco. Pause. Can you imagine him saying that in 2025? He's just saying that I've never heard him say it anywhere else before. You just get you just realize that now? Of course when did he realize it when his life was affected right? Because he what he did to go into the city to a CVS, you know, himself instead of having a side

kick to it. And his shit got robbed a couple years ago. And he's just telling us about it. He probably talked about it then, but I didn't see much about it. That happened two years ago, so it was already a shithole before then. But now he's got the balls to come out now that they're in dire straits. Go ahead. Two years ago after I had an experience in the city at all too many people had when my luggage was stolen out of my car. They tell you don't ever leave your luggage in the

car. I never do until the one time I did. And of course it got stolen. And what was most memorable about the experience for me was from the moment to this target in south san francisco ten o'clock at night is great and i'm getting the the toiletries i'm gonna need for my next two days in a city which i get to the cashier by yourself not an assistant idea i think i went there well yes i had some to drop me off of the store

and uh... yes it i don of funny to him he's telling a funny anecdote but it wasn't funny to people who work every day and fuck it went to CVS and they pay their taxes and they're not criminals. To be inconvenienced you want to buy deodorant takes 25 minutes 25 minutes, you've got to call the governor, clear it with him, and whatever the fuck. Go ahead. One thing, and then I get to the cashier, the cashier asked me if I want one of those Target bags with a little bullseye on it, and I said yes. Yes, let me put it on my forehead.

That Target bag is going to be my luggage for the next two days. And she asked me what happened, and I told her, and she basically said, in not so many words, yeah, Democrats are assholes. And I thought, you know, if the cashier in South San Francisco at 10 o'clock at night believes that Democrats are assholes because the shampoo is locked up and my stuff got stolen out of the trunk, we've got a major problem that we have to address. And I think that's an awesome story. Wow, you're really taking, that's a courageous statement.

Fucking four years down the road. Because what, after that incident two years ago, you sure as fuck didn't come out and say, we gotta do something, and the Republicans are wrong, and blah, blah, blah. I mean, you said the Republicans were wrong, blah, blah, blah. But now he comes out on Bill Maher a couple years later. And that's what it took for his personal life

to be inconvenienced. I'll say it one more time. How he's not in jail with the 51 former intelligence people that signed that thing saying that the laptop was Russian disimplement. How the fuck aren't they doing perp walks? And all the stuff Trump's doing is gonna mean nothing if People don't go to jail. That's what jail is a deterrent and

I know we you know, he's kind of busy but but this guy it's like This guy said he had tangible evidence. I can't remember the exact word used that Trump was a Russian agent. You remember? Oh, I have hard evidence and since then we all know that's bullshit I don't like that guy yeah you is hey boys and girls ladies and gentlemen had a great time again coho's over 300 people and they were lovely as always. But in about, I don't know, 18 days or so, May 15th and 16th, Zanies in Rosemont, Illinois, I had people drive down from Canada to see me in cohoes

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