The Nick DiPaolo Show - Cuckoo Cortez and Climate

Episode Date: November 15, 2018

Bidding On A Bride, Progressives Protesting Pelosi, Border Fence Fiasco, Make Disney Mad Again.

Thank you. Oh yeah, yeah-ho! It's a Wednesday, how are you folks? Welcome to the big show. And we do it live on Facebook and YouTube and Patreon and Mixler and... Well, do it live! Et cetera, et cetera. Do it live! Yeah, do it to motherfuckers. You've got to get mad.

You've got to say, I'm a human being. God damn it. My life has value. I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore. Welcome. Twinks in the house. What's going on, folks? 833-599-NICK.

833-599-6425 is the phone number you'd like to join in. What's the guy's name that does the gangster hotline? Brent Weinline? Brent Weinbeck? Brent Weinbeck. We might have him Skype in or something next couple days or next week. Monday, I think, maybe. Because we're having fun with that.

We played the Gangsta Hotline, and they actually, people leave voicemails on the Gangsta Hotline. Here's some of those. Here's some of the voicemails on the gangster hotline. Here's some of those. Here's some of the voicemails they left. Yeah, I'm calling to talk some shit, nigga. You know, niggas be on they bullshit out here.

Talking shit. Out here just acting like they it. Spending money. Not taking care of their kids and shit. I'm a real nigga. I'm broke. Ain't got shit to do. You know what I'm saying? Playing my

video games, smoking my weed and shit. Doing real nigga nothing shit. You know what I'm saying? I'm one of them real nothing ass niggas. Niggas be talking like they ain't nothing and ain't doing shit, but they ain't really nothing. You know what I'm saying? Like, real niggas

that's nothing, no nothing ass nigga when they see them. You know what I'm saying? Like, real niggas has nothing, no nothing-ass nigga when they see him. You know what I'm saying? I just wanted to let niggas know that shit. Peace to the gods. Turns out that was Trump being recorded when he didn't know it, and he does a great black dialect. Let me hear some more. nigga I'll come over there and piss on your whole fucking establishment and everything that you was meant to be

nigga I'll come over there and uppercut your mother in the fucking chin and punch her square in the fucking nose afterward, you heard me? I'm about that life nigga, I'm about that life, I'm about fucking your mother in the throat nigga and ejaculating with my dick squeezed tightly down the fucking esophagus, nigga, what up, though, what up, though, what up, though, you fuck-made-ass fuck-niggas, you ain't shit but a bunch of cherry-ass motherfucking candy niggas, and I'll punch you in your motherfucking neckbone, nigga, you ain't about that life, you ain't about shit, you ain't about shit. You ain't gonna never be about shit, nigga. Fuck, come over there and do your dirt, nigga. Fucking run. Mitt Romney, obviously, talking to a pack of Republicans

and not knowing he was on a hot mic. This was a couple years ago. How can you be against the First Amendment after hearing that? That is like poetry in goddamn motion is it not that's why you have to keep the second amendment alive and if everybody gets a talk like that i swear to god black on uh white crime white and black crime all of it would go down by 70 percent just from the release it's like a release valve just Just letting that shit fly. Oh,

let's hear another one. God damn it. Go fuck your mother, motherfucker. I'm a nigga from Morocco. Shit. I saw one man. You know,

you want, you want to listen to some shit, man? I will fuck you with all your... Even don't speak English and I can't... Fuck you, man. I speak English as I like. You know, motherfucker?

If you want just that... That just... I just know how to talk shit in English, you know? I don't know anything else in English. Just fuck yourself and fuck all of your family. That was Xander

Bogarts. That was an island, nigga! Oh my god. And that's why we have... I didn't like that one. I like the brothers from the hood. See what the next one's like. What's up, you punk-ass, bitch-ass thing? I'm about to cupcake fart and cup in your ass, bitch.

Yeah, nigga. What's up, nigga? You want to roll, nigga? You want to clap on her, nigga? What's up? You want to get down, nigga? I'm going to clap on your ass, nigga. No.

I'm going to fart in your face, nigga. No. What's up? I'm going to put my ass on your motherfucking nose, nigga. Sit down on that shit. No. I'll make my dude go plop, nigga, when it hits the floor. No. Yeah, no. No. No. No. No duty plopping. No.

I just had the rugs done. No. No. No, my mother's 81 No She's got people they're helping right now No, no clapping No, no clapping, yo No

I'm not even a music fan, yo No I don't like that type of talk. We're going to save... How many? There's a bunch of them, right? Yeah, we'll dole those out from time to time. A little palate cleanser.

That type of language, there's no need of it. There's no need of that type of talk in my house. I'm the only one in this family that doesn't curse. As Libby Soprano said. I don't like that talk. 833 599

6425 833 That was the gangster hotline. That was some of the brothers be talking shit. I'm like, are they talking to each other? I mean, they refer to us in the N-word. So, when they said

establishment, that's what threw me off. I'm guessing they're talking to Whitey there. Know what I'm saying? What's going on in the news? God damn it, I'm going for the Lasix. The only reason I don't, I know one person who did it, and they walk around now with a tin cup on 42nd Street in a fucking... Let's see if you can focus.

Go ahead, Ryan. Dates? I'm getting to them. Yes, sir. At least you're paying attention. Not bad. I mixed it up. I threw them in the middle of the... People At least you're paying attention. Not bad. I mixed it up. I threw them in the middle of the...

People might get tired at the top of the dates. I have a date tonight with a nice brown gentleman. I met at the mall in front of one potato too, motherfucker. That was the name of the store. One potato too, motherfucker. It's a bad mall. As Chris Rock said, there's only two kinds of malls. Malls that white people go to

and the malls that white people used to go to. Okay, what's going on on the border? We have video shows, group climbing border fence. I think we got a still photo of these fucking

cretins. Picture, please. We have the video. There's just an ad playing for it. Yeah, well, again, the last thing we said, fellas, the last thing we said, I said, Mabel, you go to the still photo. And Jason, you said, yeah, we'll do that. And I don't want to fucking ad play in front. And that is not what we agreed on.

fucking ad play in front of them. And that is not what we agreed on. This could be a fence at a beach and sink fucking barts. There they are, sitting on the wall. Not the one I agreed to, but Jason, I don't know. It's almost a septic tank thing.

I can't wait until a minute before the show to fucking clear these with me. Have some balls, come up the stairs and go, look, this doesn't look right. But, you know, the point is, they're coming across. That was on the San Diego Mexican border and people down there and the border patrol is down there saying that That was on the San Diego-Mexican border.

And people down there and the border patrols down there saying that a couple of them they know are caravan people. So you're like, well, how did they get ahead of the rest? They're very easy. That's how you know it's an organized thing. I was watching a report last night. No, online, actually. There was a reporter embedded.

And because the left will tell you, night, no, online actually, there was a reporter embedded and because the left will tell you in CNN, MSNBC, ABC, CBS, New York Times that it's mostly women and children and families. Well, this reporter went down to find that himself, embedded himself, and it was

90% young males. So, once again, don't fall for the fucking mainstream lying horse shit. The caravans are now, he showed clips where it's all funded and organized. It's not a fucking organic movement, a grassroots thing. It's the George Soros or whoever of the world, Venezuela, wherever you want to know the money's coming from. They have buses now. That's why some of the caravan people made it up here to Tijuana so quickly

and were sitting on the wall. And boy, don't they look intimidated by our border security. You're literally sitting on the fence waving. Some of them would step over, and then when they saw security or border patrol, they'd run back to the other side. But don't believe for a second it's all fucking future maids and grass cutters and weed whacker dudes. Okay?

And it's all organized. There's beautiful buses giving them rides now. And people are saying, and you didn't notice the troops there yet, but Mattis was down there today. They're not bullshitting. When fucking Mad Dog Mattis gets involved, he's got his arms wide open to welcome the caravan. Every time I see a picture of the border, I laugh because you could knock those kids off with a fire hose,

a water can, a fucking T-shirt can, and half of them need shirts. But seriously, do you know how easy it would be to spray them with fire hoses and they would think twice? And again, I'm a big fan of the landmines. I know they were outlawed after World War I. Like I said, we can modify everything. Tiny landmines that'll just blow one or two feet off.

But then, you know, how are they going to cut your grass and clean your pools if they have stubs? Well, we provide them with prosthetic legs. We let them stay here for so long without their feet, and then we go, are you ready to go back and get in line with the people who are doing it legally? And they say, yes. Okay, sign this saying that you're going to get back in line, do it legally.

When they do, we'll give you your fake feet. That's right. That's a medical term. Fake feet. 833-599-6425 is the phone number. And yeah, you didn't see any of the military down there yet. But don't worry. That's coming once the caravan...

I can't wait for the caravan to get here. I would send them plane tickets. Or bus tickets. Or whatever. To get here. Because I want to see Trump... He's not going to let this slide. This is why he won the presidency.

This is his biggest promise to American voters. It's why he got elected. You think he's going to fucking not stop these people and then think he's going to get re-elected in 2020? Abso-goddamn-lutely nah-ha. So like I said, you can use non-lethal shit, fire

hoses, water cannons, half of them need that anyways, if you noticed. A lot of my gardeners from Guatemala who are here legally, not gardeners they build stone walls and stuff when I need them but they smell like cumin when they work that's because they work 18 hour days and they're good people

not those scumbags sitting on the fence cumin and body odor smell a lot alike. I don't know if you've ever noticed that. Ryan should know that. Matter of fact, I thought Ryan had cumin for deodorant. He's got a roll-on menin's cumin stick. Ay, ay, ay, ay. They're doing anything to get over the wall, too, aren't they, Jason?

Look what this one guy tried to get over the wall here. Look at this poor prick. Oh, Christ. Anything. They well done. Paul Volta. I don't know how he had his friends set up the pads on the other side, and he still missed them.

on the other side, and he still missed them. But, you know, truth is, there's members of Congress on both sides who want this to continue because it's cheap labor. People in Chamber of Commerce, all the rich pricks. But the people on the Mexican side

of the border could be seen climbing the fence near Friendship Park, ironically. Friendship Park. Undocumented worker park after part of the Central American Migrant Cabin arrived in Tijuana. Several people scaled the fence and sat on top. A few jumped

and crawled to openings in the fence onto U.S. soil, but quickly ran back like the pussies that they are. The United States Border Patrol sent a new release stating it believes some of the people at the fence are from the caravan that's been traveling through Mexico from Honduras.

So I don't know what to tell you ladies and gentlemen, but they're here. They're coming to America. They're coming to America. They're coming to America. Oy! That would be today in Spanish.

Good movie, The Jazz Singer. Check it out. Dates real quick. This Saturday night, November 17th, I'll be at the Comedy Shop, Bud Lake, New Jersey. Friday, November 30th. Jesus, that's right around the corner. Saturday, December 1st, the Corner Comedy Club, Niagara Falls, Ontario, Canada.

Saturday, December 22nd, the Comedy Works, Saratoga Springs, New York. Monday, December 31st, New Year's Eve, Tarrytown Music Hall, Tarrytown, New York. Saturday, January 12th, Fairfield Theatre Company, Fairfield, Connecticut. Saturday, January 19th, Bobby V's, Windsor Locks, Connecticut. Saturday, January 27th, the Ventura Harbor Comedy Club, Ventura, California. I just confirmed with Joe Rogan

I will be on a show on Friday. Holy shit, I have it written in, Ventura Harbor Comedy Club. I wrote it in my book on Sunday. It's Saturday. I'll be doing Joe Rogan show. Can you guys look? Is Friday the 25th of the 26th

of January? Probably the 26th. Anyways, I'm going to do Rogan and then the next night I'll be doing Ventura Harbor Comedy Club and we're lining up one more gig in LA if everything hasn't burned to the ground. Answer, fellas. I mean, it's only a calendar question.

The 26th is a Saturday. Is that right? Yeah. Okay, so Friday the 25th I'll be on Joe Rogan. Saturday the 26th. It says 27th on here. That's what I'm talking about. It's either Saturday or Sunday.

Ventura Harbor Comedy Club. Friday, March 8th. Wood Theater. Glen Falls, New York. Glens Falls, New York. Saturday, March 9th. Cohoes Hall in Cohoes, New York. Friday, April 26th.

Steel Stacks, Bethlehem, Pennsylvania. Saturday, October 18th. the Ridgefield Playhouse. That's 2019. Ridgefield, Connecticut. So go to nickdip.com for all your ticket information. 833-599-6425. 833-599-6425. Why?

I'm surprised now. The last couple Mondays and Wednesdays they were all lined up before the show. Is everything streaming where it should be? Yeah? Alright. What do we got here? Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez participates

in a protest outside the leathery nipple liberal bitch Nancy Pelosi's office. New York Congresswoman-elect Ocasio-Cortez, the most prominent of the progressive millennials elected to Congress in the midterm elections, joined a protest led by left-wing groups, Justice Democrats and the Sunrise Movement,

outside House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi's personal office, calling for House Democrats to put forward a climate plan. And they said, we're trying to, but our offices are burning down. Protesters called for Democrats, who will have a substantial majority in the House next year, to create a select committee, develop a plan to switch to 100% renewable energy. You still got that wet dream. You still want that wet dream. You still got the, you want the big wind turbines.

They're all for it, but you know what the problem is? Nobody wants them in their backyard because they're unsightly and ugly. And you know what? They don't even work that well. I was reading about them. They kill hundreds of birds. Renewable. Renew this.

You can't break the planet, you arrogant asses. It's been around for a billion fucking years. We've been around for literally... This is how long the fucking planet's been around. And we've been around... People have been around that much on that spectrum. Literally. You're not going to break the fucking planet.

Okay? What's going on in California is just what goes on in California. If you look back records, hundreds and hundreds of years, it's climate. And the difference is now people are living in places where they shouldn't be living. And, you know, the demonstration outside Pelosi's office was spurred by a recent United Nations report, which showed that the world only has 12 years to limit global warming to manageable levels. You know, I've been hearing this since I was 18. And Al Gore made a speech like 12 years ago that said Miami would have been underwater like by now.

I mean, literally, go Google it. It's so full of fucking horseshit. You understand? They want to come up with a carbon tax and why? So the middle class American taxpayer can take it in the ass for the rest of the world. Yes, the climate is changing because it's climate. I noticed I get a lot tanner quicker now when I go. Seriously, as a kid, I could stay.

Maybe I have less melanin or whatever. But as a kid, I wouldn't get color on my face unless I was outside all day. Now it takes about a half hour. I am not denying that. But this bullshit that we get exactly 12 years or we're fucked. I mean, how many times are you going to follow? They've been given these speeches. I'm 56.

I've been hearing for the last 30 years. Do your goddamn homework. Ocasio-Cortez, who was in Washington for new member orientation, spoke before a group of protesters with signs bearing slogans such as green jobs. Here's the video of the protest. I just want to let you all know how proud I am of each and every single one of you for putting yourselves and your bodies and everything on the line to make sure that we save our planet, our generation, and our future. Putting yourselves and your bodies? You're sitting in a nice, beautiful office. Yeah, don't stub your toe on that nice fucking oak wood desk.

The hell is she talking about? Putting your bodies on the line. Put your body on my face. I'll show you global warming. Quack, quack, quack, quack. I'll warm your globes. Hello, anybody there? Fring-fong-ting.

Oh, goodness gracious. In response to the protests, Pelosi actually completed a sentence without having a mini-stroke. Said in a statement, she was inspired by the energy and activism of the many young activists and advocates leading the way in climate crisis. I have recommended to my House Democrat colleagues that we reinstate the Select Committee to address the climate crisis, she said in the statement. state the select committee to address the climate crisis she said in the statement we welcome the presence of these activists and we strongly urge the capitol police to allow them to continue to organize and participate in our democracy i'm sure you'd be saying that if it was it was it was the fucking proud boys sitting in your office or whoever you're such a fucking two-faced leathery nipple pig face

climate this nipple pig face. Climate this. It's just a money-making scam. Ever see Al Gore's house from a helicopter? I flew over to have a helicopter. I do well. I'm in renewable energies. You ever see his fucking house when he was big on this 10 years ago?

Inconvenient Truth, the movie he put out and shit. He's got a carbon footprint that it's like Shaquille O'Neal's fucking footprint. If you want to use that black athlete fucking analogy. It takes about 77,000 air conditions to cool the kitchen.

I mean, Leonardo DiCaprio, he's on a plane every week spewing carbon fucking fossil fuels in the air to tell us how to... I mean, how many... 12 years. Okay, I'll be... I'll be in my late 60s.

I hope the fucking planet's on fire. Think I want to live any longer than that? My wrinkled balls in the mirror. That's the only change I worry about. Never mind. Pelosi, who's running to serve as Speaker of the House for the second time aren't we lucky has faced opposition from some of the younger and more progressive members of the House

several new members promised as candidates that they would not support Pelosi as Speaker earlier this month Ocasio-Cortez told Democracy Now that she was not committed to supporting Pelosi. And I believe it, because she's really bright. This Ocasio-Cortez,

she is a up-and-coming, just one of the bright stars in the Democrat, well, she's a socialist, we know that. But, this is a clip of her being interviewed by Margaret Hoover, and listen to how bright and what a grasp she has on the middle east policy

on this issue you use the term the occupation of palestine and what do you mean by that oh uh... i think it would have meant is like the the settlements that are increasing in some of these areas and and places where uh... or palestin Palestinians are experiencing difficulty in access to their housing and homes. Do you think you can expand on that? Yeah, I mean, I think I'd also just, I am not the expert on geopolitics on this.

You're not an expert on anything. You're a dumb young Latina who's slightly articulate. That's what you are. I'm not there. Let's just laugh this one off and move on to something I can talk about, like my outfit that cost three grand. That's not that outfit,

but a couple months ago, she was on TV and somebody priced her outfit at 3,000. This is a socialist who, you know, all for the working class stiffs and redistributing wealth to the fucking store where she gets her clothes. It's like the settlements and stuff

and like the Jews are like taking away like the Palestinians land and stuff and they can't get into their homes and it's like, I don't know. I just, I'm out here bullshitting. Look, I ran and I didn't even expect to get this far's like, I don't know. I just, I'm out here bullshitting. Look, I ran, I didn't even expect to get,

get this far. And so now I, I, you know, I guess I should have, uh, crammed for this interview, but, uh,

Margaret Hoover too. Not looking too shabby, huh? I'm, she used to hang out on that thing I did on at Fox, uh, streaming live show, fucking situation room or whatever the hell

they call it. She's related to V Hoover, by the way. Again, my glasses look like a second year old just came from a birthday party after playing with cake. Guys, come out to Bud Lake. Should be a great time. I'll be in rare form because it's a gig that means nothing to me.

And that's when I'm at my best. Logical. A testicle. Let's go to Jason Ramirez, Jacksonville, Florida. He has an opinion on the old climate change, folks. Jason, what's going on? Welcome to the show. Thank you, Nick.

Thank you, Nick. Thank you, Nick. I was going to say, I would be interested if uh if cortez went down to venezuela for a month and see if she's singing the same tune about uh socialism you know she can have a uh cow sphincter soup or something yes uh i was just gonna say uh the whole climate thing man it's nothing but a chess game against the uh the democrats and the oil companies especially from my like my home state of texas i remember after hurricane harvey albora was at rice university like literally like two weeks after the the emergency relief ended saying that hurricane season is only going to

get worse you know and it didn't like this year besides michael we had a relatively calm hurricane season um and and a lot of people forget after hurricane Harvey in Houston and Houston, Texas, right. It snowed twice in less than three months. So, uh, the weather will be where it is. It's, it's nothing but a political game and fear tactics. So, but, uh, that's, that's pretty much all I wanted to say. You, you, you read on the spot on Jason.

Thank you buddy for the call. Well, yeah. And, and, and, you know, they want to, here's the thing it's caused by manmade yeah. Here's the thing. It's caused by man-made warming, some people believe, whatever. But all the laws and everything they're trying to pass sort of limits the United States. China's not. China's like, fuck you, we'll do it. China

puts more pollution in the air in an hour than LA does in a year. I mean, you ever see pictures of fucking Beijing? Looks like, you you know it looks like a night it's just thick yellow looks like all the soup you get at a chinese restaurant you you it's fucking brutal and uh we'll we're gonna we're gonna eliminate putting pollution in the air in this country meanwhile china and fucking and other fucking dumps just they have no rules regulate

that's why their economy grows at 61% a week. There's no fucking, not that they have regulations in communist China, but it's such a crock of shit, the carbon tax. And again, you end up paying for it. You're the American. This applies to, you know, it's global.

Obviously, climate change is a global problem, but you, the taxpayer, once again, they look at America with all the money and all the dollars, and it won't make the American taxpayer take it in the ass. It's all a ruse. And like you said, tied in with the energy industry. You know, super chat. Go ahead.

All right, so I got Patrick Dorr. Al Gore and Barack both have beachfront property. It's all about taxing us, from Patrick Dorr. He also follows up with Ryan, cumin for deodorant, cum for mouthwash. Okay, this isn't the fucking, I'll do the fucking very. Barack Obama has beachfront property? Is that what he said? Yep.

Where's that? I've never seen that. I bet you it was recently purchased. What beach, ask him. Revere Beach in Massachusetts. I like it. There's a lot of Brazilian and Italian broads walking around with their bikinis and pumps. Like it's 1958.

What was his other comment? Oh, yeah, mouthwash. Yeah. He also commented earlier gangsta hotline voicemails, also known as Wanda Sykes girlfriend dirty talk. This other one. Also known as...

This is what I'll teach you how to tell a joke see dude it's got to be a little bit it's got to relate to what we just played there was no women on there and unless you're seeing those are dates that one that she likes women so see she's a lesbian so that joke makes no sense and this is where you get a comedy lesson whoever tried to make that joke but i'm glad they made it anyways because they're in the chat room and good for you. I used to like Wanda. I worked at Chris Rock at HBO. Yeah, and she turned into a militant, liberal

fucking, you know what? Take the pick of your letters or combine them together. So the Obamas had property on Martha's Vineyard that sold, I think, in April. Hold on. Did they own it?

I know they went there for vacation. Huh? See, you might be right. I'm not saying you might be right, but you got to be, if you're going to take a shot at them, make sure you're accurate. I know they went to vacation there, but I never, ever heard in his eight years that they owned it. So you got to be factual if you're going to shit on the Marxists.

But you make a good point. They vacationed around very filthy, rich, white people. They didn't vacation, did they? In Flint, Michigan or Gary, Indiana. Huh? No, like Bill Cosby. Proud black man. Had a fucking house in Milton, Mass. Anna. Huh? No, like Bill Cosby, proud black man, had a fucking house in Milton, Mass.

It's whiter than Ryan in February. Jeff in Manhattan says he knew Alexandria Cortez in college. Is that right, Jeff? How well did you know her? Hello?

Yeah, Jeff. Go ahead. Yeah, I actually knew her. She was pretty fun at parties. That's all I got to say about that. She was never into politics. Yeah, she's still not into politics. Apparently.

Yeah, yeah, I can still see that. It really surprises me that she actually got elected. I was actually rooting for her because, you know, the DNC needs people like that to support Republicans. I don't know. You say she was fun at parties. Was she fun at parties like Christine Blasey Ford? How fun was she at parties?

What were you playing? Spin the switchblade? No, no, no. She just knew how to throw a bag, that's all. Okay. I don't know what that means. I'm an old crusty white guy. Alright, Jeff. Good call, man.

Alright, bro. Take care. Jeff from Manhattan weighing in. Sounded, man. All right, bro. Take care. Jeff from Manhattan weighing in. Sounded like a Hispanic liked him. Again, I'm making a judgment call there. How can you tell I'm on the phone? Very easy. Vic in Ottawa.

Vic, welcome to the show, Vic. What do you feel about... Hi, Vic. How you doing, sir? You like Ocasio-Cortez? Well, I'm just wondering, I mean, could you find the Middle East on a map? I'm just curious question. I would say yes if it's just a map of the Middle East.

Okay, I didn't specify where exactly it is. God almighty. I don't know. So I'll just say quickly, you're probably well familiar with our awesome prime minister who, I guess, wants to open the gates and let all the Trojan horses he can get into our country and see what happens, right? Yes. Yes.

Mike, I mean, it's insane. Yeah, it's not the only opening he'd like a Trojan in, but yes, Justin, true. I got you there, Ottawa. Yes, he's very liberal, and they hate him. And by the way, his popularity rating is like in the 20s, approval ratings are high 20s. I heard that on the news two nights ago.

So I'm guessing he's not going to see a second term up there but uh you know the illegals are poor in here do their damage and they get tired of it and they go where there's another white country we can bother and uh they'll go up to all canada and then they'll get up there and go what there's like seven people up here, what are we doing? That's a dangerous situation. Anyhow, yeah, she didn't sound too versed on that. That's their bright stars, though, that's

you know. And I'll say it again, it's been said a million times, she's a self-avowed socialist. Could you point to somewhere, like the caller said, go to Venezuela. They're literally eating zoo animals. You know?

It's a nice life, huh? Mom, what are we having? I don't know. Dad is in a wrestling match with Mr. Ocasio. There's one giraffe left. And hopefully he'll bring home the hindquarters. The hippo was kind of tough last night.

Can you point to a place where it's worked? They always point to a little country, white countries, Switzerland, where 98% of the country is on the dole and literally a tax rate is like 280%, but that's going to work in a country of 330 million people that come from all over the world.

And I don't think so. I am no mathematician. Although Bernie Sanders, I think it could work. We're the only industrialist nation that does not guarantee health care for the... Get off my lawn, you little fucking Gentile cocksuckers. This is Brett Yuma talking. It's unbelievable what's going on.

There's a fence down there. It's 30 feet. All they need is a 31-foot ladder. Oh, stroke mouth. That's it. Patrice labeled me that on Tough Crock. oh stroke mouth that's a Patrice labeled me that on Tough Croc that black bastard

alright how about this guy I don't have a story for it but a guy this guy goes to Disney World. He's had like a pass for 24 years. He takes his kids to Disney World or whatever. And he likes to bust balls.

He's a very big pro-Trump guy. And he went on a ride, I guess, with a Trump flower. Here's the video telling you the story. The picture of Don Cheney's latest antics last week show him riding down Splash Mountain with a Trump 2020 sign. And on Expedition Everest, he held a Keep America Great sign. We spoke with him from New York tonight via Facebook Messenger. Never mentioned the fact that there was some kind of safety issue on the ride that I was holding up the sign and I shouldn't be doing that. This was Cheney at the magic kingdom back in late september unfurling a

re-elect trump banner over a second floor balcony overlooking town square please remove the banner immediately fuck you you fatbag disney revoked his annual pass which he said he'd had for twenty four years then a few weeks ago he says disney called and said he was no longer banned and he agreed not to hang any more flags. Tonight Disney sent us a link to their park rules and pointed to the usage of any flag, banner or sign to incite a crowd under prohibited activities.

And I wanted to actually abide by the rules and not hold up a flag to incite a crowd, but I kind of wanted to test them. I just really wanted to find out whether or not it had to do with unfurling a flag or what was written on the flag. Cheney also shared these pictures of deputies issuing a trespass warning last week. It says he's trespassed from all Walt Disney World properties, including theme parks, water parks, resorts and Disney Springs. Cheney says he now plans to unveil this much bigger 50 foot wide flag sometime next week somewhere in the united states somewhere in the united states i'm guessing uh i've never been to disney but the best place to bring that giant flag would be uh let's do a small world after all

the bug and this is where you go with that right just that would be perfect what's the other epcot center what's the one with all the different countries and's where you go with that, right? Just that would be perfect. What's the other Epcot Center? What's the one with all the different countries and shit? That's Epcot. Epcot, yeah, go there. That would be more political. You can, you know, you're saying, hey, I'm a nationalist from America.

Fuck all these little shitholes. Tip over all the Epcot table. How's it, Jason? You been to Epcot, son? Yeah. So when you go in, what's this? It's different countries? Yeah, it's it, Jason? You been to Epcot, son? Yeah. So when you go in, what's this? Different countries? Yeah, it's basically a big circle around a lake,

and in the middle there's this giant golf ball-looking thing. Each section is its own country. But how big is each section? What's it, a table set up with a guy with a sombrero? This is Mexico. Yeah, it's all cultural appropriation left and right. It's horrible. Can't say.

Now, I don't know. I't give really give an estimate like a restaurant for each country kind of yeah there are two or three two three or four shops uh in each and yeah it's the the big thing to do there is grab a beer in each country that's yeah that's the that's the oh boy fuck you disney with and now my other question, oh yeah, that's going to cause, wreak all kinds of hell. Please tell me if that was a Hillary sign or whoever's going to run that, you're going to tell me they would have caught

any grief. Disney is, you know, Disney is the largest purveyor of political correctness. You know that. I've been singing there. They're a cult. Just watch the cartoons that are supposedly for kids. I have nieces and nephews and it is the most PC horseshit you have ever experienced in your life.

And they, they, they just, like I said, if that guy wasn't a Trump fan, I bet you nobody would have batted an eyelash. I like that. He's out there stirring up the shit.

Um, but come on. So where do you draw the line? Like if somebody had an Obama t-shirt on or a Trump t-shirt that that's okay, I guess. Just not a flag. So he's holding up a sign again, you know, Disney and I'm telling you, they fucking, they're part of show business are they not they are show they fucking hate trump especially i mean uh epcot center i mean they're definitely globalist you know of course you gotta get as many people across the planet to come to Disney World. I have never been to Disney World.

We tried to recreate it when I was a kid. We didn't have much money. My parents tried to recreate it. We had some rats in the cellar, and they dressed them up, and they set up a table with some Greek food on it, and we didn't have a water slide. We had a fucking slip and slide. It was like rocks under it.

My dad thought that was funny. Get on the plume, kids. But so this guy, they revoke his pass and stuff. So I got to believe the next time he unfurls that giant flag, it's going to be on a Disney property somewhere. Or what else? I mean, what's the point? What happened to First

Amendment rights? I mean, come on, man. I understand Disney's point of view. You don't want, you know, I, that could be a ride in itself. Let people come in with Trump shit and then have an Antifa and they already got the

fucking masks on and shit. They can come in dressed as Mickey with the have Antifa and they already got the fucking masks on and shit they can come in dressed as Mickey with the fucking Antifa masks and flamethrowers and let them go at it and make that not a ride but a you know you pay a ticket you watch through a chain link fence Antifa and Trump

supporters just fucking murdering each other but they're wearing the Disney characters I mean come on who's not going to pay good money for that supporters just fucking murdering each other, but they're wearing the Disney characters. I mean, come on. Who's not going to pay good money for that? I mean, that would be fucking... Can you imagine seeing Mickey Mouse take a fucking bike chain to the face? I would almost pull for Antifa in that situation.

Donald Duck gets hit with a fucking pillowcase filled with bike locks. I mean, this is entertainment, ladies and gentlemen. Holy shit, I haven't broken that one since fourth grade. I had... I used to do Tennessee Tuxedo. I don't know, Chumlee. What has two horns that gives milk? I don't know, Chumlee. What has two horns

that gives milk? I don't know, Chumlee. What has two horns that gives milk? And I'd do Popeye and I'd do fucking Donald Duck sneezing. And the broads, I would get handjobs in the coat room. I mean, one after the other. They said, this kid is funny.

He's fucking quick on his feet. And his mother gives him a meatball sub that he trades in for tuna every day. La-da-da-da. La-da-da-da. La-da-da-da. What is going on in this story?

Oh, Smash Racism DC, the group that organized a mob outside of Tucker Carlson's home last week, broke Twitter policy to create a new account after they were suspended by the social media platform. Twitter suspended Smash Racism DC, which was previously operating under the handle at Smash Racism DC, under the handle at Smash Racism DC after they posted tweets containing Carlson's address and a video of a mob screaming threats outside of Carlson's home. The group's new account is still named Smash Racism DC and has the same profile picture, but uses the handle at DC against racism.

So they took the word smash out of it and they rearranged the rest of the word. The account was created sometime in November and has about 50 followers. Jesus. It has retweeted five other Antifa-related accounts, but has no original tweets.

Now his Twitter's rules. They state that accounts created to replace or mimic suspended accounts may be permanently suspended. We should call Anthony Comey on this one. We may also remove accounts which Twitter is able to reliably attribute to entities known to violate the Twitter rules. So why is this still up?

As of me reporting this. Fox reportedly complained to Twitter about the account, but instead of immediately removing the inappropriate content, Twitter insisted Fox open a support ticket, whatever the fuck that is. Twitter did not take action against Smash Racism DC until the Daily Caller News Foundation

I think Tucker founded that with another guy, reached out for comment on the threatening and doxing posts. That's when they put your private information online so they twitter wasn't going to pull it down until they were contacted by uh the daily caller news foundation the original one they weren't going to do anything about it what does it tell you oh surprise you think anybody really at Twitter including Jack Dorsey was bothered that Tucker Carlson's wife was terrified

one night at her house so smash racism pull it down put it up under another handle and there you go but it violates it clearly states in the Twitter rules that you can't do that. You can't mimic a suspended account, which is what they're doing. Yet, meanwhile, I'm losing followers on Twitter.

I'm hemorrhaging like fucking OJ's wife. What was her name? I'm sorry. That's an old reference. But yeah, I went out. I know it's an old reference. But yeah. I went out and I did a crowd a show and I gained all these followers.

And then I'd say about a week after it stopped churning, I get up every day, there's something missing. Keeps dropping. Keeps dropping. Am I paranoid? No. You know why I know I'm not paranoid? It didn't used to happen. I used to when I

opened my Twitter account, even if I didn't wasn't active on it, I would look and I would add people every week and it might not be shadow banning somebody's just fucking with my head over there. I get a feeling it's somebody my age that follows comedy and hates my guts

Nick, you're taking this personal. It's only business. No, it isn't. I have done nothing wrong. They are fucking with my Twitter account. I had followers. I was up to 103,000 followers.

And they began to trickle for no reason whatsoever. Say it a little louder. What the fuck? Talk to me. How's it hurt? When you say that to me, can they hear you? So why are you whispering like a fucking girl?

He's looking at two mics. You're confused with even two mics now. Go ahead, stupid shit. Go ahead, Ryan. I don't want to distract you. Don't worry about it, dudes. All right, so Tom Stone.

Forget what my wife's been saying about me. Go ahead. Tom Stone. The same people who fear Nazis should fear the caravan, according to the Huntington Hitler on the History Channel. Start over and go slow. All right. The same people who fear Nazis should fear the caravan,

according to Huntington Hitler on the History Channel. I'm not brainwashed, Don. I promise. Don? Who's Don? As in, like, Don DePaulo? And that was from who? Tom Stone.

Tom Stone? Well, there's no reason to disparage the caravan people. You know, I came over. I came over here myself. And they put me in isolation. They thought I had some type of tuberculosis. Turned out I just had some garlic on my breath. A little bit of agita.

And they made me sit in their room looking out the window. A disturbing time. But luckily I found organized crime. Within a couple of years I was running New York. They should fear the Caribbean like we should. Something about the fear of the Nazis.

It's an invasion I think is his point. Although that doesn't make sense either. Well, yeah, Hitler did invade a bunch of countries in Europe. I wouldn't put the alert rate that high up. But, yeah, just because they're not in uniforms and not carrying weapons. Honest to God, I watch CNN, MSNBC. carrying weapons. Honest to God, I watch CNN, MSNBC, I sleep.

They really are the most retarded, simple-minded. First of all, pushing all this propaganda that these are just people coming over here, fleeing. They're political refugees fleeing violence

and they just, anything. Some of them believe it. The politicians, the Dems, they don't believe any of that. They just want, obviously, the future is going to be brown in this country and they want to secure that block of votes for the next hundred years. OK, but they're feeding you through MSNBC and Hillbilly Joe Scarborough and other fucking idiots that it's all about racism and Trump not wanting Brown, which

it has nothing to fuck and you sit there and just gobble it up. And even the people on TV now who work for CNN, the Brooke, Brooke Baldwins of the world and the fucking Don Lemons, they actually eat that shit, ingest it and believe

it that it's all about racism and all this, when it's fucking not, it's really priceless to watch, you're called useful idiots, is what you are, and like I said, there's both, and there's a lot of people in the Republican Party, you know, who want the cheap labor too, That's why, you know, it'll be very easy to fix one machine gun with rubber bullets, one machine gun without killing anybody. If you sprayed those guys off the top of the fence, would they ever fucking, or we couldn't make a fence that, I don't know, you press a button and it heats up to, I'd say, I don't know, 2,000 degrees Fahrenheit in like 10 seconds. Seriously, there's so many ways. So it really is kabuki theater.

But knowing that, I like to watch it as entertainment. I want to see the military in the caravan mash. You know? But don't believe this shit that it's all women and children. The fucking guy, I should have wrote his name down. It was a Jewish journalist, Ima, I-M-A. That was his first name, Hamazi, Hamaz, Asami, I don't know. But it was a great report.

He was down there, and he had all the footage. He was showing these beautiful buses and shit. They're not hanging off oil trucks or on top of trains now. They're taking naps in Peter Pan buses. It looks like they're heading to one of those fucking outlet stores in upstate New York. There'll be a bunch

of Ecuadorians making a run on cardigan sweaters in late November up there, so Trump will have the National Guard guarding TJ Maxx and the fucking Nike outlets. Oh, I feel fat. Ryan, did you say something? There you go.

All right, so we got Jace Ryan. The same people comparing conservatives to Hitler are the ones drinking their own piss in mommy's basement, eating Hot Pockets, and playing video games. Hitler are the ones drinking their own piss in mommy's basement, eating Hot Pockets, and playing video games. The same conservative... What conservatives are calling Trump Hitler? No, people who compare conservatives to Hitler. Oh, compare...

Yeah. Yeah, I guess. Hot Pockets and piss, you're trying to make a joke. We're going to have to talk about this super chat thing. I know it brings in millions of dollars a week, but sometimes it's not worth stopping for. I got to be honest. But I enjoy the people in the chat room.

So let's see if Twitter, who knows, they may have suspended that second smash racism account by now, but maybe not. But they sure take their fucking time. But if you put up there, you in a black face, or, hey, I'm a fucking right-wing white nationalist, oh, you'll be plucked in a matter of minutes.

And that is the truth. and that is the truth oh my god no pun intended the Jesus face uncovered at ancient church in the Israeli desert well not intentionally

a previously unknown 1,500-year-old painting of Christ's face believed to date from the 6th century A.D. has been uncovered at the Byzantine church in Israel's Negev desert. In the painting, Christ is depicted next to a much larger figure.

Look, people believe it's Suge Knight's relative, which is probably John the Baptist that's what it says a very large it was probably his personal bodyguard like Kanye had you know what I'm saying some fucking Roman gets up in his face

he needs some fucking muscle yo the discovery in the ancient Byzantine village of Shifta has thrilled archaeologists although the painting is fragmented experts from Israel's University of Haifa were able to make out the facial outline they say it's either Jesus or Joan Rivers

after a really brutal roast in 19... the painting which is believed to date from the 6th century AD depicts Jesus as a short-haired youth uh-oh, that means he could be wait a minute first of all, why are they getting short hair? I see fucking, first of all okay, anybody else? I don't mean to be a cynic here

I'm not an anti-religious, but for Christ's sake it looks like somebody went over to a cement wall with a Sharpie and, and I mean, they outlined where they think his face was, right? That's not the actual markings, the Sharpie part. I could have done that on any wall. I'm going to do that behind, I'm going to do that on my tool shed. And I think, look, Jesus was here as early as last July. Somebody's been fucking with my lawnmower. I mean, look, I could draw a face on anything. I'm sorry, but that's ridiculous.

Those look like my sheets in college. I think when I saw that drawing, I think when I saw that drawing, it looked like, there you go. Do you see a little bit like the nose? Go back to the Jesus drawing. See, I thought he had an afro down by the right ear.

Nothing, there's no short hair. I think that that's who I, and I'm serious, as we know, Jesus was a, you know, Middle Eastern, uh, whatever, uh, uh, you know, ah, ah, I have a cramp in my toe, of some Semitic, uh, and, uh, you know, maybe fucking Arab, I don't know. Well, he's Jewish, but that's what they looked like back then. They looked like quarterbacks who could scramble. But then I was thinking, boy, the Jews today that exist got none of those genes.

You got Rosen, the quarterback, who's fine. He's great, man. But that, to me, that's how I picture Jesus. But the picture of baby Jesus at my house growing up was this is the one that we, that's the baby Jesus we know. That was hanging in our, you know, in our dining room on the wall next to the giant wooden spoon and fork. And,

and that was baby Jesus taking a bath. Uh, but the, uh, that's the one growing up, but the one I personally believe what jesus looks what my personal opinion what he looked like was this that's how i picture jesus when i pray to him and stuff that's him reading a letter

from paul to the corinthians and he's fuming about it apparently some grammatical errors is that the funniest picture ever I took that of Artie at the airport when I looked at my phone and saw it I had to sit down I was laughing I was getting dizzy oh Artie Artie I love you you fucking crazy prick you so I don't know what to believe folks I mean that did not...

It looked like they just sketched a... Might as well have been a guy doing this. Shadow puppets. Hey, look. You trace my hands. It could have been Jesus, so that could have been the last janitor in that cave. I don't...

I don't know. Hey, Tim Tim you get Tim you get one pick one subject either Cortez or the caravan or make them really succinct what's up Timmy okay hey nick big fan of yours man uh i never would take my uh family to uh the olive garden uh but i gotta tell you this uh you know this too um that caravan you know the deal there's people that are funding that yes it's ridiculous that anyone would think that it's so ridiculous. But the other point I wanted to make, and I'll keep it real quick. Yeah. We all know that Ocasio-Cortez, she's a nutcase.

You'll get it. But I just want her to do a porn. I just want to see her naked, don't you? She's kind of cute. Yeah, I see where you're coming from there. Isn't she? No, I mean, Nick, I think she's kind of cute. That's what I just said.

I just wanted to say that. I agree. She'd do porn, but she has to... She's for redistribution of wealth. Yeah, she is. Dude, you are the funniest. You are the funniest.

Tim, good call, brother. Thank you, man. Thanks for keeping it tight. Tim, good call, brother. Thank you, man. Thanks for keeping it tight. All right. Yeah, no, okay. Yeah, she's, I mean, you know, she's cute in New York, Hispanic. By the way, do you know where she's from? How about the next town over from me?

I was just told. She's from right up here, one town over. This is what Westchester produces. Fucking socialists. Zuckerberg is right down the street in Dobbs Ferry. It's where he grew up. Soros is eight miles from here. Hillary is four miles.

What the fuck am I doing here? What am I doing? De Niro has a house. And don't get me wrong, because when I mention these people, they're zillionaires. If I can trust me, you see what I'm doing. This is it. 11 square feet. I'm telling people this is my office. This is my house. But she's from the next town over. I might go over to her parents on Thanksgiving, hoping she's there. And I'll walk in and I'll shake my hand. I'll have a Cortez button on to let me in.

And I'll have a nice big trench coat on. But under it, I'll have a pot of gravy at about 190 degrees. And I'll just dump it over her head at the table. And then I'll run out. This is what Westchester produces in New York schools. For Christ's sake, she's 20-something. Right? This is what it produces.

You know, if I wanted to put things in people's mailboxes, I don't mean bombs. But I'm just saying, I'm surrounded by famous rich lefties. I could really torture these motherfuckers. Ooh, Ron says Michael again. How'd you do in spelling, Ryan?

This is what Ryan puts up. Michael Appanatti was arrested for domestic... I think Ron said Avanatti, and this is what we get from Ryan Appanatti. But, yeah, fill me in, Ron. He got busted for domestic violence? Is this a new thing? Yeah, sorry.

Yeah, sorry. Maybe it's not Twink's fault. I don't speak too well anyways. But, yeah, I saw it on TMZ at first about an hour ago, and now it's all over the Internet. Apparently, he allegedly hit his ex-wife last night and just got arrested today. Now, I'm taking this at face value, and I want to look behind it, because this guy is so media savvy that there has to be something more to this story. media savvy that there has to be something more to this story you know he i mean he might just be a douchebag but but you know him he wants to stay in the limelight and he hasn't been there for a couple weeks and this would be one way but it was an ex-wife i wonder if she was a porn star

he seems to like those gals her pictures kind of make her look like she was a glamour model or something oh is, is that right? But apparently he screamed it. Yeah. But apparently he screamed the classic line, she hit me first. Now that I believe. He's like James Woods in Casino when he's playing Lester. And he's arguing with Sharon Stone's little daughter. She started a dead series.

Hey, Ron. I want to check that out. Guys, pull it up. We have the twinks on it right now. Thank you, Ron. Anything else? Okay. All right, buddy.

I put up a good example of dry gulching on Patreon. Oh, okay. We'll have to look that up, too. Thanks, Ronnie. We'll have to look that up, too. Thanks, Ronnie. Michael Avenatti! Interesting. Like I said, though, I think there's more to it. Got the quote.

Got the quote? Do we have a picture of the woman? Go ahead. He's getting it right now. All right. What's the quote? Mike Avenatti said, he screamed repeatedly, she hit me first. This is bullshit.

This is fucking bullshit. Whoa. That's what he's getting? You fucking broads. Honest to God. Look at him. I could cave his skull in with one short right hand to his plastic chin. Sleazy little...

I wonder what they were fighting about. Probably came home with some stank from one of his clients on his fingers. She's like, I smell stormy all over you, you fucking rat bastard. Let's move on. In personal health segment tonight, you guys

know what edema is? E-D-E-M-A. It's spelled about nine different ways, but I was online the other day reading the news, and I saw this picture with that caption underneath, and I saw this picture with that caption underneath and I went

oh some poor bastard is going to have a heart attack and then I went through my photos and I found this of me look at that I'm like fucking peg leg pirate look at that look at that

that's edema fluid builds up. And, um, some people think it's serious and there's something called pitting. Now, if you pushed your finger into my shin, it would leave a dent. Yeah, it's called pitting. edema is an abnormal accumulation of fluid in the interstitium located beneath the skin and in the cavities of the body, which can cause severe pain. Clinically, edema manifests as swelling.

The amount of interstitial fluid is determined by the balance of fluid homeostasis and the increased secretion of fluid into the interstitium. Cutaneous edema is referred to as pitting, which is what I had. When after the pressure is applied to a small area, the indentation persists after the release of the pressure. Peripheral pitting edema, as shown in the illustration,

is the more common type, resulting from water retention. It can be caused by systemic diseases pregnancy in some women which is a systemic disease either directly either directly or as a result of heart failure that's what caught my eye this made me so nervous I went out like smoked a cigarette on the front porch or local conditions such as varicose veins uh thrombophlebitis insect bites or dermatitis but uh yeah so i had to have uh they you know my cardiogram came back a little abnormal you know that i had an echo ekg thing but but but and then i had two that looked a little little

abnormal they weren't fucking shitting their pants over it. Then they cleared me saying it was fine. But I developed this a few years ago. I went to Italy with my family and I figured, oh, it's just the thing, a flight. When you're on a long flight from sitting and you drink two pints of vodka every day, I figured the combination of the two.

But no, my wife swears because I was boozing or whatever but um some guy called in i think he's a patreon member or i know he follows this show but he called into my serious show when this was going on and he knew a lot about it and he was like a medical he sold medical supplies or whatever he he was some type of dog he passed a hospital in his car one night, something like that. That was his medical... No, but he knew about this shit. And some people just get it, he said, you know, whatever.

But it hasn't sprouted up. But I would take my sock off and look like peg-legged fucking... You see there. And, you know, read the articles. This is, you know, sign of a heart... It's clickbait. I clicked on it and got me all nervous.

They give you these compression socks to wear. I had it in both legs a little bit, but the right leg, as you can see. Look at these. Try getting your wife hot or if you're single, try getting laid with these on. This is shit.

A 106-year-old Sicilian woman would wear while she's eating pasta basil by the side of the road in a lawn chair. Look at those fucking things. You know what? Those aren't even bad. Those are like gray. They make them like flesh-colored, like those 90-year-old ladies wear. You could kick them in the

shins and they wouldn't feel it, like aluminum legs. Look at those. Not those fucking hot compression socks. But they work. They squeeze the water up into you and then you have a neck like Bill O'Reilly. It squeezes the water upward.

Then you put on a tight hat and it goes back down to your feet. It's a real fucking cat and mouse game. Compression socks. But yeah, anybody have edema it gets me nervous because yeah you know it's one of the signs of that you might have a fucking heart attack and edema will occur in specific organs as part of inflammation Elizabeth, I'm coming to join you. An edema will occur in specific organs as part of inflammation. Yeah, except the one that I needed to show up in.

Tendonitis or pancreatitis. Pancreatitis. That would be a pancreas, which is not good. Petal edema, dependent edema of legs, that's mine, is extracellular fluid accumulation in the legs. This can occur in otherwise healthy people due to hypervolemia or

maintaining a standing or seated posture for an extended period of time. Okay, so that's I'm not going to get excited. I sit on my ass for hours at a time, and I stand sometimes. When they're playing the national anthem, there's a good two minutes.

And can occur due to diminished venous return of blood to the heart due to congestive heart. I like how they throw that in the end. It could be just from standing or sitting or your fucking tick is about to blow like a boil on a fat broad's ass.

Any one of those three, you pick them. Congestive heart failure or pulmonary hypertension. And I'm dead serious. I wonder if Patrice or a few buddies I know if they had any of these fucking signs. But I haven't had any since for a while. By a while, I mean almost 45 minutes. But I know drinking, but I don't drink to excess.

You know what I mean? Just on Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday. Yes, sir. Brian? DC against racism is suspended. Nice uptake, fellas. when did it get suspended it does not say uh i have to double check everything with rye is it i know the original dc race are you talking about the second account yeah so the original was smashed dc against racism

that's gone and dc against racism is new one. They'll be opening another one. DC for Racism. How about smash the anti-fascists who are anything but? That's what's so ironic. They call themselves anti-fascists. Agree with our views or we'll fucking hit you with a pillowcase filled with bike locks.

We'll break your storefront windows if you don't agree with us, you fascists. You see how retarded, severely retarded these motherfuckers are? Anyways, that's enough on the Adana situation. Finally tonight,

finally tonight on the Nick DiPaolo show, a sick family sold their, first of all, Alana Kindred, that's who's wrote this article, you're two words into of all, Alana Kindred, that's who wrote this article, you're two words into the article, and you're already making a judgment on somebody. Keep your personal opinions the fuck out.

Not that I disagree, but I'm just saying it's not your, as a journalist, it's not your job. You let the reader decide if the family is sick or not. A sick, capital S-I-C-K, family sold their 17-year-old daughter, virgin bride, on Facebook to the highest bidder for 500 cows, 3 cars, and 7,500 euros in a barbaric slave market. Now, right away I heard this and I said, that's either a

African nation or Newark, New Jersey. I, uh, the teen was married to businessman cock a lot. That's K-O-K a lot. Should be the other way around. Should be a lot of cock. Cock a lot. She. Cock a lot. She liked cock a lot. I didn't realize that when I was reading the article this morning.

It just jumped out at me. It should be a lot of cock. I'm not making this up, folks. These Africans, the teen was married to businessman cock a lot. She was a subliminal thing.

On November 9th, after a bidding war ensued in South Sudan men cock a lot. She was a subliminal thing. On November 9th, after a bidding war ensued in South Sudan on the social media platform between five men, including a high-ranking government official, we have a picture of the auctioneer auctioning the bride off. Again, she's a virgin. Now $87, $87 to the word now,

$8, $8 to the word now, $89, $90, $90 to go down, $90 to bid now, $90 to buy to the word now, $90, $1 to the word now, $1, $1 to the word now, $91, $91 to the word now, $89, $90, $90 to go down, $90 to bid now, $90 to buy to the word now, $90, $1 to the word now, $1, $1, $1 to the word now, $91, $91 to the word now, $1. Sold to cock a lot. Between five men that were bidding, including a high-ranking government official. Remember, though, remember, folks, all cultures are equal, as you were taught by the libs. All cultures are equal. She's a virgin.

She's an unpopped cherry and guys are bidding on her, and her family's fine with it. A lot, cock a lot, was declared the winner on August 3rd after the teen's father saw him coming out of the shower. No. After the teen's father accepted 500 cows. Jesus, she must be hot. My sister only got like, I think it was 12 cows.

And a fucking cappuccino machine and a George Foreman grill. 500 cows, 3 V8 cars, and 7,500. A spokesman from a charity plan international said, in one photo from the girl's, can we put her up? They blackened out her face. I don't know why. She's pitch black anyway.

One second. They're going to pull it up. It was in the article. In one photo from the girl's wedding day, she sat next to her husband who reportedly already has nine wives.

His name should be a lot of wives. Another photo from the alleged auction shows a tall, expressionless girl standing next to a smiling man. They think it might have been John the Baptist. The post reads, competition is perfectly allowed in Dinka slash Jing culture. So is wiping your ass with your bare hand and volleyball. Part of the post

references her height and reads, listen to this. This is what it says. That's her sitting down. It's so black. It looks like a suit and a dress sitting there. I mean, they are really

black, black people. We've got dark black people. The poor girl is a virgin. Can you imagine what kind of fucking... You wonder why they have 14 kids in a hut. Part of the post references

her height and reads, she's really tall. The kids of the winter... The kids of the winter are guaranteed for NBA slots. What kind of crap all right just get the hell out of here uh the post has now been removed and the family member has now been banned from facebook after it came to their attention are you trying to

smash racism a facebook spokesman told Thompson Reuters Foundation, any form of human trafficking, whether posts, pages, ads, or groups that coordinate this activity are not allowed on Facebook. Why? It's their culture. Facebook? How can you? That's racist. It's fine in their culture. Why are you imposing the Americans' view of the world on them? Maybe everybody's fine with it over there.

Isn't that what I'm supposed to say, liberals? See, this is where feminists would be confused. Wait a minute, that's very misogynist. Yet, we can't impose our culture on theirs and then they're fucking furry fucking faces big-eared lesbian heads explode 500 cows three v8 cars what was it a pair of roller skates? Or a fucking... 7,500 euros. 7,500 euros, which is about $11. No, I don't know.

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