The Nick DiPaolo Show - Dave Smith #231

Episode Date: September 23, 2019

Trump and Biden spar over Ukraine call, Antonio Brown Ex-Pat, Dave Smith joins the show!

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We drop the show again at 7 p.m. tonight. You people who can't listen live, tell your friends. Today on the show, we've got a great comic. Dave Smith, Libertarian, has a great podcast called Part of the Problem. He hosts that. Legion of Skanks, he hosts the show there. Really smart, really funny. One of the guys I watch and I go, God damn, how did I miss that?

He's sharp as a tack. We'll have him on at the bottom of the hour, as they say. So it's going to be very enjoyable. I can tell you that much. I want all of you to enjoy your cake. So, enjoy. Thank you. Shout-outs for contributions.

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Rich, how are you doing today? I'm doing well, Nick. Thanks for asking. Great. Anyways, let's get right to it, shall we? By the way, I've got to go to Utah, Salt Lake City. I'm doing Wise Guys Thursday. So we won't be doing a show Thursday.

Can't help it. Only flights. I only had a couple options. So I have to fly out of here in the morning. Oh, it's great. I'll connect in fucking Kalamazoo and then on to Denver to get to wherever the fuck... I'm telling you, man. I'm telling you. The goal is

to never leave this desk and make a lot of money. I love standing up. It's still my, man. I'm telling you. The goal is to never leave this desk and make a lot of money. I love standing, but it's still my favorite thing while I'm doing it. The traveling, you can stick up your wazoo. Nobody fucking likes it. They don't pay us to tell jokes. They pay us to stand in line, go through TSA, get up at 6 in the morning,

call Ubers that don't show. That's what we get paid for. Telling dick jokes at midnight. Piece of fucking cake. Anyways, speaking of dicks, Trump, what? That doesn't sound like Nick. It isn't. Still love him.

Still love him. He's out there just slinging shit at the media. I don't like to get heavy into politics, into weeds, but this story we have to about the anonymous whistleblower who was listening when Trump talked to the president of Ukraine, Zelensky, who, by the way, was a comedian actor turned president. So watch out 2020.

That's right, me and Giuliani on the ticket, Pap Buchanan, his secretary of state, and John Madden. I'm throwing him in there. Anyways, you guys know about this. On July 25th, Trump was talking to Zelensky, the president of Ukraine, and the Dems are saying, well, there's a whistleblower who was listening in. We don't know who this fucking guy is, supposedly. Trump says he doesn't know.

Once again, it's the same horseshit. Just the way the Russian hoax went down. Somebody leaked something. The whistleblowers said Trump made some concerning promises to a foreign president of Ukraine and blah, blah, blah. Nobody knows who it is and all this absolute horseshit. Trump says, you know, I don't know. I don't know nothing about that. But Trump says, listen, first of all, when a guy when a president talks to another president, you know, there's a guy.

There's like eight guys typing exactly sitting in the room with Trump, not to mention other people listening in on the call. But he's the only guy that's complaining that Trump did something very concerning. And of course, the Dems who have nothing to run on other than AOC's big fucking giant teeth in the Green New Deal and that titless Liz Warren who's drawing 12,000. I'm afraid for the country. You go out to see that pixie stick. Anyways, so they're going. Trump said, even Pelosi came out and said, if we don't know who the whistleblower is, if this administration doesn't tell Congress, even I'm going to be for impeachment.

Go ahead. Let it fly. You guys got nothing. Trump denied knowing the identity of the whistleblower who filed a formal complaint about a call to the president earlier this summer with a foreign leader, but Trump attacked the president as a partisan and called the unfolding controversy just another political hack job.

He says, I do not know the identity of the whistleblower, which he said, asked by a reporter if the call in question was when he had July 25th with the president of Ukraine. Trump claimed he didn't know, but then he characterized that conversation as beautiful. It's like Nixon, I never did anything wrong, and I promise never to do it again. But again, where are the other people complaining that heard the call? Where's the guy that was taking, come on, it's like a party line. It's Saturday night, you lonely, talking to dirty whores and there's 11 people in the, isn't that how that works, Rich?

The call, the call the whistleblower has complained about involved that Ukraine, multiple sources familiar with the matter, told ABC News. So you know it's true. Trump did not name President Zelensky in several tweets earlier Friday, taking issue with news reports about a call he said he had with a certain leader saying there was nothing said wrong. It was pitch perfect, he said. We actually have some audio. We tapped in at the Nick DiPaolo show. We, you know, we tapped and we actually have the conversation between Zelensky and Trump. Comrade, here is something that might be of interest to you.

A transcript of the conversation between your helicopter pilot and his commander. We intercepted Dragonfly Wolf 10. Colorful names. That's part of it. Trump was asked whether the discussion was about a former President Joe Biden, vice president, the current front runner in the Democratic presidency. They think they were trying to dig up shit on Biden. The president said, it doesn't matter what I discuss, but later suggested that someone should look into Biden. It doesn't matter. He says, all I will say is this.

Somebody ought to look into Biden's statement because it was disgraceful the way he talked about billions of dollars that he's not giving to a certain country unless a certain prosecutor is taken off the case. So somebody ought to look into that. But this is where I love i love trump he says and you wouldn't because he's a democrat and the fake news doesn't look into things like that it's a disgrace that's what he's saying i love it going to be long before you all kill yourselves because you're all crazy and what he's talking about is biden was bragging uh about biden's son Hunter sits on the board of a corrupt company, energy company over in Ukraine. And there was a bunch of people suing that company.

OK, and the prosecutor. The prosecutor that was going to take down Hunter Biden's company, whatever Biden went over there and demand demanded he get canned. And he was bragging about it. Here's Biden losing his fucking mind. And I had gotten a commitment from Poroshenko and from Yatsenyuk that they would take action against the state prosecutor, and they didn't. So they said they were walking out to the press conference and said, no, we're not going to give you the billion dollars they said you have no authority you're not the president the president said i said call him i said i'm telling you you're not getting a billion

dollars i said you're not getting a billion i'm gonna be leaving here and i think it was what six hours i look i said i'm leaving in six hours if the prosecutor's not fired, you're not getting the money. Oh, son of a bitch. Got fired. Oh, well, there you go. So what's going to happen? This is all going to backfire. They want to know who this started with the whistleblower Ukraine, blah, blah, blah. But if you dig further into it, Biden's involved and him and the DNC might have been trying to influence. It might have been collusion with the 2016. Now, this is going to boomerang in their face if the Republicans keep digging like they're supposed to.

He's up there bragging a few months ago. I told him, you're not going to get the fucking money. He wanted that prosecutor fired. A more extensive readout from the Ukrainian president's office, however, noted that the two also spoke about investigations into corruption cases that have hampered interaction between Ukraine and the USA. The president's personal lawyer, Rudy Giuliani, pictured here. The great Rudy Giuliani. You can't tell me that's not Giuliani. Put up the real picture of him.

You can't tell. What the fuck? It's the same guy. Has publicly, privately urged in recent months for Ukrainian officials to investigate ties between Biden's diplomatic efforts in the country and any connections between his son's business ventures. This is all going to come back to kick him in the ass. Here's what Biden responded to Giuliani. Not one single credible outlet has given any credibility to his assertions. Not a single one.

Now, who do you think he means by credible outlets, Biden? This is how I know Giuliani's telling the truth. Who do you think he means? CNN, NBC, MSNBC, ABC, CBS, New York Times. That's how you know he's telling the truth. Who do you think he means? CNN, NBC, MSNBC, ABC, CBS, New York Times. That's how you know he's telling the truth, in my opinion. So I have no comment, except the president should start to be president.

Fuck it. In his tweets Friday morning, Trump attacked Adam Schiff, pencil neck geek, who came out of his fucking Friday morning, Trump attacked Adam Schiff, pencil neck geek, who came out of his fucking mouse hole. Demanding details of the whistleblower complaint Adam Schiff's demanding. He's threatening impeachment again. How many bites at the apple does this jerk off get? The radical left Democrats and their fake news media partners, headed up again by little Adam Schiff, this is Trump talking,

and batting zero for 21 against me are at it again. They think I may have had a dicey conversation with a certain foreign leader based on highly partisan whistleblower statement. Strange, Trump says, with so many other people hearing and knowing of the perfectly fine and respectful conversation. Boys, he landed on thick. That they would not have also come forward. Do you know the reason why they did not? Because there was nothing said wrong. It was pitch perfect.

It was like Adele doing her third album. DNI Inspector General Michael Atkinson, September 9th, letter to the House Intelligence Committee noted the complaint rose to a level of urgent concern and appeared credible enough to warrant congressional notification. The DNI's General Counsel and the Department of Justice, however, disputed that characterization of the complaint, resulting in a constitutional showdown between Congress and the Trump administration regarding matters of potentially privileged material. Didn't you learn anything from the Russia hoax from Brett Kavanaugh?

You're going to get smoked again. Oh, my fuck. These guys are relentless. I could be wrong, but, you know, I'm going to go out on a limb again. Rich, what are you doing? Super chat came in. Oh, boy. This is $4.

No, I'm kidding. I could use the cash. First of all, let's go to Giuliani. Did you see him on Sunday morning? Here's the other big beef. The Dems are saying this is inappropriate for the president to send his personal lawyer to snoop around in foreign affairs and go after, you know, somebody like Biden. Oh, really? That's almost as bad as Obama in the deep state trying to fucking kick out a dutifully elected president.

It's all coming back to bite you right in the balls. Fucking Giuliani's out of his mind, though. I love him. President Trump's personal lawyer, Rudy Giuliani, was on Fox News Sunday on John Roberts, explaining his comments about fact-finding trip to Ukraine regarding alleged corruption involving Biden's son.

That's Hunter Biden, by the way. And a Ukrainian energy company. What's Giuliani, man? He's a pit bull. They say he likes to hit the sauce before he goes on TV. This isn't going to dispel that. But I would have this guy. He's as smart as a whip.

He's America's mayor and the president's pit bull. But here he is on Fox news channel at his best and is it appropriate for you as a representative of the president to be going to ukraine and finding dirt on joe biden and or his son to use politically in 2020 that's the way you characterize it certainly that's the way it appears to line up no it doesn't you went there for one thing that's something else and that's what you've been doing media lines it up this began with someone coming to me saying this information can clear your client about the corruption in ukraine between the ukraine the democratic party the ambassador and the fbi agent who investigated the case but then it was sent to biden inextricably combined. Because Biden had the guy fired.

Shoken. By the way, his statement's on record. The lazy press could go read it. Don't have to listen to me. There are three videotapes of prosecutors on record. Available on here that nobody has covered for five. Buffering. Because this town protects Joe Biden, where his family has been taking money from his public office for years. Buffering. He takes him on Air Force two to China. That was a 2013. Yeah, unfortunately

Is a drug addict trying to didn't give 1.5 billion what drug to his kid right up? I know kid a recovering drug addict carries stepson and Whitey Bulger's nephew ladies and gentlemen go look at what the press has been covering on you Can you imagine? This is a company called Rosemont Seneca. Let me just come back if I could. John, you've got to stop for a second.

Whitey Bulger's nephew? Let me just stop for a second. $1.5 billion coming from China? Our vice president? That doesn't shock you? Let me stop for a second because we are throwing around a lot of ukrainian names that's it what's the world coming to seriously the lazy press seriously though he's have you heard of any of this shit oh so is

giuliani making it up where's where's the fucking press that's supposed to go after both sides it's the press's job to hold both sides accountable, to keep power in check. But it's so fucking one-way slanted. You really think NBC, ABC, CBS, New York Times is going to dig up dirt on Biden? Oh, God bless Giuliani. That's all I got to say.

So he says, these are very important things that have been covered up to protect slimy Joe. This is going to get bigger and bigger. Everything I say I can prove. Take me on, is what he said. I'm going to find out what the hell happened here.

Look at that cat smile. Just swallowed a canary. Look at him. Here's something interesting zelensky the president of ukraine was a comedian slash actor okay he got it he was on a tv show over there where he played a school teacher who happened to somehow run for president and won and his his uh character was very anti-establishment almost like trump and. And it was like a huge hit. Here's a trailer for the show, I think, hopefully.

Oh, he's hot as Trudeau. Yummy, yummy. If Ukraine gets a little bit complicated. Playing the part of the president Bid me Christiania little bit. Fuck the motorcades. Fuck the perks. And there's a bowling trot right here.

This is him actually announcing his presidency in New Year's Eve. Sound familiar, folks? Look at that. Looks like my YouTube sub. Here he is on a game show. There you go.

Okay. This is genius. He got a TV show where he played, it was like a campaign ad for him, for however long the show's running. Right? I'm telling you, the Ukrainians are that fucking clever. Slash Russians, I don't know the difference. I know Russia took a nice chunk of it under Obama, and he sat there

with his hand on his pussy, doing absolutely nothing, while Michelle grabbed the big giant balls. That's unnecessary. Ah, fuck off. Pretty interesting, though, huh? Now he's the president. That's right, a comedian-turned-president. I'm announcing my run for 2036. I'm sure I'll be 87, but that's not the point. I'll have wisdom and knowledge and four more gigs under my belt. It's good marks. So anyways, believe what you want to believe, but I'm glad Giuliani's on

it and everybody else. And this is going to be the most interesting race in the history of goddamn politics. He's got that, right? Dig that shit up on Biden. And he's got the Russian hoax, which he hasn't mentioned at any of his rallies yet. He's got more than enough ammunition. Here's my big concern.

I've said it before. Since Google controls everything we read about on the Internet and TV and the whole – they've been – and the mainstream media has been telling what an asshole Trump is for four years, come 2020. It will be four years. And lying and lying and lying, and eventually, you know what happens? The people who rely on television, the mainstream media, eventually they go, we just want quiet and be, you know, we'll put anybody in there, even if it's, that's my big concern. They just created so much havoc.

They're not going to fucking impeach him. On to some more political shit. This is political today. Sorry. I got some dick jokes coming. Hitler's wife's underwear was found in a trench. Gonna have a good laugh about that. Fucking

Hitler the panty sniffer. It's the only thing I liked about the guy. I mean, everybody likes a dirty pair of panties. Am I right? Pompeo, by the way, says Saudi oil. We might be on the brink of war, hopefully I mean, not hopefully

I don't mean hopefully, I'm not a hawk I want peace in the world I'd like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony and have a Diet Coke and all that other shit Pompeo says Saudi oil plant attack was state on state active war by Iran.

I fucking he was on the Sunday morning. Come on. Do you want to go to war? We'll take you to war. OK. Tony Cunho. Hello, I'm Mark. Hello, I'm Mark.

Hello, I'm Mark. Do you want to go to war? Come on. Do you want to go to war? We'll take you to war. OK. Tony Cunho. Tony Cunho.

Tony Cunho. Take it easy. Here we go. Here he is on, Pompey was on Sunday accusing Iran of committing state and state act of war, saying the Trump administration has irrefutable evidence that shows an attack last week on oil facilities in Saudi Arabia was organized by AOC and the squad. What? No. And was organized, directed by the government of Tehran. Here's Pompeo. There's three clips I'm going to show you here. Here's the first one.

Is there any question that the attack was launched from Iran? No reasonable person doubts precisely who conducted these strikes. And it is the intelligence community's determination that is likely the case that these were launched from Iran. You've seen the pictures that came from the north. That came from the north. It was a sophisticated attack. These weapon systems had ranges that could not have come from the Houthis. It is crazy for anyone to assert that they did.

I mean, it is literally nuts on its face to make an assertion that this is an attack on the Houthis. I don't mean that. This was Iran, true and true. And the United States will respond in a way that reflects that act of war by this Iranian revolutionary regime. He looks good. He's losing weight as he does his job. It's just he doesn't play, though. This broad kept interrupting him.

At one point, he throws a forearm shiver right to the tip of her nose. Knox was silly. though this broad kept interrupting him at one point he throws a forearm shiver right to the tip of her nose and knocks her silly uh listen to he who we blame and he's dead on here in my opinion listen to who he who he blames for this uh this mess with the saudis and i this has been going on forever saudis and iran but here you go it seems iran's behavior is getting worse not better based on the trump administration's campaign. You've been very aggressive with these sanctions. Why do you think sanctioning them leads to better behavior? Margaret, you start the clock at the wrong point.

Are you talking about what happened this summer? 1979 is the trajectory of the Iranian revolution. Forty years of terror. Forty years of terror. 40 years of terror. The previous administration chose to arm them, to provide the wealth and resources that have underwritten these very attacks that we're seeing today. They were able to build out these missile systems. They were able to improve it. That's when it all started. She, like everybody else, thinks all this started going sour when Trump got in had nothing to do with obama sending

a crate literally a crate with what was it how many billion rich i think it was five nice guess it was a lot it was like 150 billion with a b or million does it matter he sent literally on a pallet crates of cash to taylor which is what they're using now to to attack that ship in the united arab emirates uh to shoot the drone out of this all that what do you what do you think they get the money that's right deke your favorite president obama it was 400 million 400 million okay where'd you get that figure google thanks you might have want to done that before you threw out the five fucking million jesus h christ heloise finally uh listen to this she asked him about what we're going to do are we going to be you know sit on our hands and be kind to

and listen to this this will put you but suffice it to say, building up defensive presence and sanctions are not the limit of what the Trump administration will do. Oh, goodness, no. Oh, goodness, no, he said. You want to go to war? Come on. Do you want to go to war? We'll take you to war, OK? Durka, Durka, Muhammad Jihad. Haka Sherpa Sherpa. For Christ's sake, they have the parts. They have all the parts and stuff.

It was obviously the parts were made in frigging Iran. And they keep saying it's the Houthis from the south. And we're like, we have evidence. So, again, you know, Trump doesn't want to get into unnecessary wars. But you've got to show some balls. And I know you can do the cyber attack thing, but we want to see it. You can't watch cyber attacks on CNN. That might be selfish of me, but very interesting.

Pompeo was taking no shit from Face the Nation. She kept interrupting with her left-wing talking points and horse shit. And he's like no we are not playing games and i i should have sent you this picture did you have you seen the army the i saw a picture of the iranian army they have these white fur hats on and they're in their pajamas i'm pretty sure we have weapons that can penetrate fucking bathrobes. They have, like, wigs on, like fucking Phil Spector. I saw that picture, and I go, this is going to be more one-sided than the Gulf War.

Goodness gracious, Eloise. Hey, coming up, do we have him? I'm excited about our guest today. This guy is a libertarian comic, and he's really smart, really goddamn funny. He has a podcast, Part of the Problem, and he hosts a podcast on leads and skanks. And like I said, he's one of these guys I watch, and he touches on some political and social stuff, and I'm like, how did I miss that? And real interesting guy. I had him on my radio show. Welcome to the show, Dave Smith. What's going on, brother?

Good to be here. Appreciate you coming on, Dave. What's your take? First of all, since you're a comic, let's get right to it. I wish this story would go away, too, but I'm interested in your take. Because I know you're a victim of some of this shit, too, because even libertarians have to watch what they say. But Shane Gillis and the whole chink thing, which was one of my favorite words until he did this.

That's a joke. I mean, come on. I mean, it's so disappointing. Yes, I know SNL and NBC. That doesn't surprise me. Because NBC, I mean, Jesus Christ, you can't get more liberal in Lorne Michaels and show business and blah, blah, blah. disappointing yes i know snl and nbc that doesn't surprise me because nbc i mean jesus christ you can't get more liberal in lawn michaels and show business and blah blah blah but how about the other comics coming out against them what's your opinion on those douchebags i mean those people

oh man it's it's despicable i mean for as as a comic for to see comedians coming out against them that's like the most outrageous thing and and it's weird and when you said before about like libertarians get the shit or conservatives it's really anybody who's not with the religion of the left so anybody who's not you know like as michael malice calls the cathedral of the left like if you don't believe every one of their their dogmatic points about you know if you're not on board with like transgender bathrooms or whatever, if you're not on that plantation, then you're in trouble. And shit, dude, there was one there. I think it was in the Atlantic. It was one of those shit.

Oh, one of those right wing things. Yeah, they were. They said they quoted him and they go. Shane Gillis said, referring to Judd Apatow talking about his depression, that this was, quote, gayer than ISIS. And I just, how could you read that and not think it's hilarious? Like, how could you not think it's hilarious to describe someone as gayer than ISIS? Even in your outrage, when you, like, I know there's someone on your staff who was chuckling when they read this piece. Judd Apatow is gayer than ISIS. Look, Shane's a hilarious dude, man, and it sucks.

It sucks that he had to get raked over the coals. Is ISIS gay, by the way? I mean, when you really start to think about it, the whole thing is kind of gay. Is it? I don't know. It seems a bunch of dudes hanging out in fucking caves. Now, wait a minute. That's what I do every weekend with my friends.

Yeah. And it's a minute. That's what I do every weekend with my friends. Yeah. 50. And it's pretty gay. They stone gay people to death, and they push them off the tops of buildings. But, yes, usually the real, the people who are anti-gay have that streak in them. Yeah, that's right. It's like that gay dude was about to tell him that this guy was fucking him in the butt like a week ago.

So he was like, better kill this guy before work gets out. I was fucking him in the butt like a week ago. So he was like, better kill this guy before work gets out. Yeah, so I was very disappointed at seeing other comics come out. And my statement, and I saw you were upset, and it doesn't bother me because those comics that are not, it's very simple. If you're not for free speech, you're not a comic.

It's the best thing about our job. We can say shit that you can't say in an office that 90% of the people go to every day from 9 to 5. It's my favorite part of being a stand-up. I thought that was what it was all about. And it's changed so much in the time that I've been a comic. I've been doing stand-up for about 12 years. And I feel like when I started, everybody wanted to be that balls-out, edgy comic. Like that's what people went for. You know, even if you went to like an open mic 12 years ago, and they suck.

You know, open micers suck in general. That's like where you're learning how to do this shit. But everyone would be going for the most edgy thing. Like, you know, like it would be like some open mic comic doing some like rape-a-baby baby joke or something it'd be kind of cringy but people were trying to be edgy and now it's almost like the the young comics are trying to be like tattletales but it's it's so bizarre snitches they don't have the dna of a comic and i'll tell you there's two levels that really it really bothers me number one is what you just said it's's like you don't have the DNA of a comic. That's not what a comic is supposed to be.

And the second thing that bothers me is the more political aspect of it, which is kind of impossible to ignore because it's all about left wing orthodoxies. Like I was watching the other day. I just saw the clip online of the latest roast. What's his name? Yeah, Alec Baldwin. The Alec Baldwin roast. And I watched Nikki Glaser's set. They had her clip up there. And by the way, I'm not shitting.

It was really fucking funny. Like whatever dude wrote that for her is very talented. So I'm not like shitting on. I'm kidding, by the way. I love Nikki. I love Nikki. I do too. I mean, i listened to a radio show in the car she's actually very good on the radio and she's in her own head like but

it's funny a lot of a lot of broad comics are in their own head and there's nothing there like lena fucking done on whatever she was but nikki's kind of funny and she was talking about it on her show go after the after the rose talking about how she – and so I don't watch them anymore because I helped get that franchise started and they don't call me anymore. Well, that's the thing. And it's not a coincidence where your politics are and where her politics are and why someone doesn't get there. And then it's like this thing where it's this weird game. So anyway, the reason I brought up Nikki is that – really funny, by the way. But she has this one joke.

It was a great joke about Casey Anthony. She had one bit where she was like – I think she was ripping somebody for their parenting. She goes, at least Casey Anthony knows where her kid is. Yes. Great joke. Tremendous. Hilarious joke. But what's interesting about it is nobody is getting offended over that.

Like that's completely fine. You can make a dead kid joke. You can over that like that's completely fine you can make a dead kid joke you can make like that's no big deal it's but if you make a transgender joke now we have to get offended if you say chink now we have to get offended so it's only when you you like push back against one of the left-wing orthodoxies then we all have to get offended and it's like for anybody who doesn't isn't a left wing guy. Well, why the fuck do I have to play this game? I despise the left. Why do I have to play on their turf where we'll only get offended by a joke that's about like race or gender or whatever? And but at the same time, any of these things are just fine. Well, it doesn't hurt that it came out of

the mouth of a female comic, number one. Yes, I know they can get in a little bit of trouble. But this is the other thing is certain grades of trouble you can get in comes out of the mouth of a female comic, number one. Yes, I know they can get in a little bit of trouble. But this is the other thing. There's certain grades of trouble you can get in. Comes out of your mouth, mine. Could cost you your career. Comes out of, I keep coming back to this point. The best example is Tracy Morgan when his wife was pregnant saying, if the baby's gay, I'm going to kill it.

And he's hosting SNL this year. And, fuck it, he has a show on TBS. Again, black guy. I've been trying to tell people. People act like this political correct wave, this censorship affects everybody equally, female comics, black comics, gay comics, when it was created to shut me up and you up more than anybody. And I keep trying to explain that. Like Chappelle Special.

I'm talking to Dave Smith, by the way. Chappelle Special, I mean, he's as good as anybody. I said that before. I don't think Pryor or Chris Rock has anything on this guy. He's one of my favorite comics of all time, smooth as silk. And I love the special. But my problem was the people that react to the special. He's fearless.

Where the fuck's the fearlessness? Well, he could get punished. What, are they going to cut him down from $40 million to $20 million a, but he's fearless. Where the fuck's the fearlessness? Well, he could get punished. Were they going to cut him down from 40 million to 20 million a special? That's right. I mean, that's the point where if a Colin Quinn or a Norm Macdonald, let's say back in the day, if he said that today, you're gone. I'm going to kill my baby if it's. That's the best example. I keep going back to it.

But no, absolutely. But it's like so somebody like right, it's like, so somebody like, um, right. Like Chappelle, it's like, Oh, he's, he's,

he's so ballsy for doing this shit. And like, okay, fine. Like he, yeah, there was a balls out special. Great special.

I loved it. But it's like, look at what he lost compared to what Shane Gillis just lost. Shane didn't get one sketch off on SNL. And now who the fuck knows what that guy's going to do with his career. Whereas like you said, Chappelle is, is fine. He's getting tens of millions of dollars for, for one special he's, he's doing just fine. And that's the point I was trying to make on my podcast was like for all the comics. And I see this a lot where once it's one of their own

gets in trouble, like once somebody who's like left leaning gets in trouble with the PC cops, then you start seeing a lot of this, like, all right, guys, this is getting a little bit too crazy. We don't want to ruin Dave Chappelle. We don't want to take down this guy. You know, it's like, yeah, Justin Trudeau was in blackface, but come on, he apologized. And it's like, oh, well, where was that? When Megyn Kelly never wore blackface,

she just wasn't sufficiently outraged by the idea of blackface, but she used to work for Fox News So that bitch has to go But Justin Trudeau who's the fucking prime minister Of Canada he gets to just be like Oh yeah I did blackface yeah you know it's white privilege Blah blah and they're like oh okay you can stay So that's the thing that's why I was saying For all these comics defending Dave Chappelle

Who was defending you who was defending Owen Benjamin who's defending When is there ever a right wing guy Who you'll give the same kind of like Oh oh, OK, he's just being brave. It's their religion. Showbiz is ultra liberal. I've always said this. If you lean right on two out of 50 issues in showbiz, you're a Nazi. So I lean 48 out of 50. But and to give you an idea. But no, you're right about about Chappelle. And by the way, Trudeau on blackface. People going, oh, my God, it's right before the election.

Yeah, he's going to lose a huge swath of black voters up in Vancouver and fucking Calgary. Only thing black in Canada are hockey pucks and some oil in fucking Edmonton. What are we getting here? Oh, God, I think the Subban brother, P.K. Subban, and his – nobody knows hockey, but those are two black guys that are tremendous hockey players. I'm sure they're pissed, and a couple rappers in Toronto. But, yeah, him with the – he was doing Aladdin, first of all. But it's good to see a guy like that who preaches this horse shit have it come back and bite him in the ass.

That's my only pleasure in it. Well, and also – and that's the same thing, like like for comedians, which I don't get at all. It's like for comedians who are jumping into the social justice warrior PC shit, it's like, do you really want to play this game? Do you think there's nothing you've ever said? There's no comedian who doesn't have something on their track record where you stepped out of bounds because that's just like what we do. I can't i've looked at my thing i can't find anything i got i was supposed to do an applebee's commercial this is a true story about 10 years ago my agent sets it up they're

gonna give me 22 grand to go down to atlanta shoot an applebee's commercial with uh the announcer of the braves chip carrey and somebody else, two famous guys. And it was all set to go. At the 11th hour, I get up the next morning, there's a text from my agent. They're saying, no, they went through, I don't know why they didn't do this in the first, they went through stuff on social media, found some of my roast jokes, some of the shit I said when I was roasting Artie Lang and Howard Stern.

Had some killer Jew jokes in there that didn't fly with the Applebee's people. I wouldn't have to rob in a black one. It was the funniest shit ever. Next thing I know, no $22,000. Which means I had to do skid marks in Buffaloes five or six times to make that. But, yeah, like you said, you can go back in anybody's history. I wish the people on the right would start digging a little harder and a little faster. I mean, Alec Baldwin, who's hosting, you know, who's on SNL, he called a black journalist a coon and a crackhead in New York.

Yeah, hasn't he been arrested multiple times and, like, he fucking called his daughter a pig or some shit? Well, that was true. She's kind of chubby and she's very hoary, but, um, no, no, listen,

everybody's telling the truth here. My point is just shame. Can't tell the truth about the Jew chinks. So if we can all call, even I was watching that go, I don't even fucking understand. He goes a lot of China, a lot of China down there.

A lot of Chinese, a lot of Chinese, but I'll tell you, you know, there's something about it that's funny is that Shane is like a red state guy who comes from like a very working class background. And they detest that. That's the thing that is the great irony of the left is that these like left leaning socialist types, they claim to be championing the working class, championing the black community. None of their values are at all in line with what the working class or like. Do you really think like being sensitive to transgender people is the blacks? Yeah. Antonio Brown's big on that. He was leading a march.

But no, that's such a good point. I always say this. Who do you think the average American has more? The working class person has more in common with who? A Hillary Clinton or a Donald Trump or an Obama? Who can they relate to more? Right. And then it's like when you get this tape of Donald Trump, the grab him by the pussy thing, and it's like these elite, you know, like media coastal types trying to talk to the middle of the country and go, aren't you so outraged?

I mean, have you ever heard anything like that? And they're like, yes, every day. We all talk that way. Like, what are you saying? Who are you talking to? Where do you think pussies are nice enough to be grabbed in hollywood i'm fucking ohio but fucking baltimore but like they're they're talking that way too it's just this act it's like this act that you're supposed to put on in front of the camera and it's it's it reminds me of you remember that that um that

clip when patrice was on uh fox news and they start going over all the like the angry pirate and that shit and what he was saying. And then the cameraman starts cracking up at one point. And Patrice turns to him and does a whole thing. You're like, why are you laughing? Well, it's that's who cracks up at it. That's who cracks up the camera. Yeah. It's not the guy.

The best grip guy. Right. Yeah. But yes, that's who's laughing. Like the fucking worker who's going to go grab a drink with his boys and they'll be joking like this after the show. That's who's laughing at this shit. So it's all an act. And that's the irony. It's always been of socialism. It's this elitist philosophy that's always elites who are involved in it, who claim they're standing up for the average working man. But go talk to the average worker and see what their views on fucking on trannies are. They're not going to line up with you.

Dave, who's... This is a famous quote. Who said kill all the intellectuals first? I don't know. Hitler? I think it was Brett Baier on Fox News. No, I don't... No, it was somebody like that. It was somebody... But it's one thing I agreed with. It was some dictator. But kill all the intellectuals. Let's, you know.

Yeah, no, it made a few good points. Kill all the intellectuals and the Jews are running Applebee's. Oh, yeah, and we're talking to Dave Smith, the very funny libertarian comedian out of New York, and he's got a great podcast, part of the problem. But he's not. He's part of the solution. He's out there taking it in the face every day like me. I knew we were in trouble, Dave, and this was when Jay Leno was hosting the Tonight Show. And I know liberals who are going to see this. Well, they're not going to see it.

They don't watch me. They're too close-minded. But people are going to go, oh, the poor white guys, they always give you that knee-jerk reaction. Oh, you're so oppressed. Shut the fuck up. Actually, we are right now, as far as to what we can say. Not in life, but I'm just talking as far as this goes. But I was watching the Tonight Show with Jayla, and Lisa Lampanelli was at the height of her

fame. She's on there doing black jokes i mean like you know fucking really racist shit how do you how do you keep uh i don't know how do you stop a black guy hide his welfare check under his work boots some shit like jay's there cackling and i'm going what the fuck am i watching here that That was the first. That was a I mean, that was 20, probably, I don't know, 15 years ago whenever Jay was up. But I'm like, how the fuck? Oh, that's right.

She's abroad. Who says she slept with a thousand black guys? And, you know, I'm not going to say that yet. But that's what there's and that's what there's a big reaction against now. And then they like when there's a reaction against it, the left will look at it and be like, oh, look, see Nazis. There's all these Nazis like running around. But it's like, yeah, well, you want to keep lecturing white people. Eventually, what do you think these fucking young white kids are going to do?

What do you think this white 20 year old is going to do? And like, you know, there's a weird thing where it's almost like the logical conclusion of the left is some hardcore right wing shit. Like the logical if you're. Oh, yeah. If we had if we had a the civil rights movement in the mid 60s and you're telling me by 2019 after, you know, ending Jim Crow integration, affirmative action, all the PC police stuff. You're telling me it's still such a racist country. Well, what's the logical conclusion that you're like, well, maybe this multicultural thing can't work then. Like maybe maybe you can't have a multiracial society.

It's almost like you and I'm not saying I agree with that, but it's almost the logical conclusion of the left to go. So then maybe segregation is the answer. Well, they are saying that by having separate graduations at harvard and separate dorm rooms on college campuses and and fucking rachel maddow goes to rockefeller university wherever the fuck that is sees a wall they had pictures of a bunch of white guys who graduated from nobel prize winners famous scientists and she bitches and says that what's with all the white dudes? And they take them down. And I said, okay, well, that's fine. If you're going to do that, don't complain when I go into the Waffle House down here and start pulling off the employee of the month pictures.

I'm heading to fucking Motown Museum with a sledgehammer. You guys have a problem with that? What's with all the white dudes? She's pissed because she's a white dude and she wasn't on the wall. That's my theory there. But, yeah, the double standard, they're shameless. And anyways, I think you and I have got the point across. Anything you want to plug, Dave, before I let you go?

Oh, I got an hour special, Libertas. It's up at gasdigitalnetwork.com. Part of the problem, Legion of Skanks. Those are my podcasts. There you go. He's really smart and really funny funny I was blown away the first time I had you on the radio show people kept telling me you gotta have Dave Smith and I'm like

it's too sharp and too funny I don't want to look stupid here but I gave in but thanks a lot Dave and hopefully we'll have you back real quick alright man good to talk to you Nick be good brother alright Dave Smith and he's really funny go see him if he's in your part of the country.

Part of the problem is the podcast, Legion of Skanks podcast, and Libertas. Very, very funny. Very sharp guy. Speaking of very sharp guys, Antonio Brown, a lot's happened, hasn't it? I can't even keep track of this shit. When I left you guys last time, I can't remember if he was a raider, a jet, a packer, a fucking... But I think we can all conclude one thing after this week, and this guy is stone-crow bat-shit

house crazy. Son of a gun. But, uh... Antonio Brown, headline, I'm done playing in the, uh... I'm done playing in the NFL, he says. The wide receiver who was released by the Pats amid accusations of sexual assault says he won't be returning to the league.

I still have my... That's what happens when you wear... He wanted to wear the old-fashioned helmet from a couple years. That's why they wouldn't let him. I don't know what the fuck that, if I was a kicker, I'd put a ball on it. It looks like a T. Maybe he can do that if nobody wants him. But anyways, by the way, I still say there's a theory.

The minute the Pats got him, Goodell made 19 phone calls. And we can't have them winning this again. Dig up some shit, which wasn't hard to do. Anyways, he says he's not going to return to the league. He says, in quotes, we'll not be playing in the NFL anymore. These owners can cancel deals, do whatever they want at any time. We will see if the National Football Players Association hold them accountable. Said they can just void guarantees any time going on $40 million too much.

We'll see if they pay up, he says. So he's all about the love of the game. He always has been. Give me the money. Give me the fucking money. You hear me? You hear me? I got to come here and bust my ball has been. Give me the fucking money! You hear me? I gotta come here and bust my

ball to you! Give me the fucking money! He wanted to wear that on the field, they said. What he's wearing in that picture. No bow ties. Brown had his roughly $30 million in guaranteed money with the Raiders voided when he was fined for conduct detrimental to 10 hours after

being released by the Raiders. He signed with the Pats.-year deal, $9 million, with a million-dollar signing base salary guaranteed. Per Brown's contract, he was due $5 million of the signing bonus on Monday from the Pats and the remaining $4 million on January 15th. Reports indicate the Pats will try to get out of paying the bonus. Brown was accused of raping Brittany Taylor in a civil lawsuit. A second accuser came forward to Sports Illustrated, which reported that Brown sent intimidating text messages to the second accuser. That's what did it.

There's a strict, you know, with the pats. That's the first thing they say. Stay off social media and shit. I mean, Wes Welka made a joke about Rex Ryan having a foot fetish, and it got him fucking canned eventually. That's what that was about. He pushed back, as Belichick pushed back, said none of that shit. Then he bad-mouthed Belichick and bye-bye.

It doesn't matter. You understand? Belichick could have four fat white girls at wide receiver. We're still going to fucking have an unbelievable offense. Okay, I'm exaggerating a tad. Antonio Brown must have been glued to his Twitter after being sacked by the Patriots. That's what it says because more shit has come out. The dumped New England patch wider was apparently fuming Saturday night

over ex-Bronco and TV football analyst Shannon Sharpe's tweet calling him conceited and clownish. Those are the worst things you can come up with. Guy's got nine broads saying he assaulted her, but he was clownish and kind of bragged about himself. That's the fucking worst you can come up with, really? Are you ready for some football? Raping me. This is rape. This is rape. This is rape. the two have become intertwined i don't like it

uh so when a fan tweeted out a decade-old post about shannon shop being hit by sexual assault allegations and tagged brown brown quickly retweeted it. He said in his tweet, that's no allegation, that's factual. The sacked football. Can we quit saying sacked? We're not living in fucking England. It's fired, god damn it.

And a tunnel's not a fucking tube. And an elevator's not a fucking lift. And a sausage's not a fucking tube. And an elevator's not a fucking lift. And a sausage's not a banger. It's a fucking sausage. God help us. Anyways, Brown had second thoughts because an hour later he deleted the stuff.

His second thoughts came the voice of a lawyer, I'm guessing. What the fuck you doing, man? I'm trying to help you out here. Sharp stepped down from CBS Sports in 2010 after a woman identified as Michelle Bundy filed a temporary restraining order against him, accusing the former tight end of forcing her to have sex with him and threatening her life.

I think it turned out to be a bunch of boo-boo-ba-boo-ba-boo. Liar! Liar whore! Liar whore! And you know it! But the restraining order was dismissed several days later when Bundy herself filed for voluntary dismissal and Sharpe was reinstated. Thank God, because he sounded so good on TV. Keith Robinson called him a thick-tongued asshole. That made me laugh so hard. Hell of a ball player, and I'm not making fun of him Patriots Release Brown after just one game

The unrepentant wide receiver Going on a Trumpian social media spree Complete with an auction of his only Patriots touchdown ball Oh my god This poor prick And photos of him next to a private jet Yeah that'll get you back in the good graces That he stole? No

No private jet accompanied by a that'll get you back in the good graces. That he stole? No. No, a private jet accompanied by a tone-deaf hashtag. Here's the hashtag. I know I'm special. I know I'm special. There's something wrong with the black man's mind. There's something wrong with his mind. Yes, I'd have to say.

I almost feel bad for this guy. He's the most talented. I mean, his potential is just unbelievable. Had the best statistics in a six-year span in NFL history as far as receiver go. But he's, you know, I don't want to pin this on his parents. I don't know what his upbringing was like, but, you know, fuck. I mean, you're watching him piss it all away. People are going, oh, you're feeling bad for me? You fucking raped a bro. We don't know that yet, okay? We, you know, fuck. I mean, you're watching him piss it all away. People are going, oh, you're feeling bad for me? You fucking raped your bro. We don't know that

yet, okay? We don't know it yet. I'm trying to play it fair here, but it's almost sad to watch a guy committing suicide. You know, career suicide. But you know what? There's already teams I heard waiting. There's already four teams waiting for this to blow over that are

interested. I will be fucking furious at the Patriots if this shit clears up and this guy ends up you know where will he end up? I don't know. Four teams though. I'm ruling out the Jets.

What an offense they have, huh? Jesus, the Patriots went easy on them. Didn't even cover. Speaking of panties and sexual assault, how about Hitler's wife's knickers? They're being auctioned for $5,000. I would have thought a lot more than that. Five dimes for Eva Braun. I paid like, I paid like, what did I pay?

I paid like, I paid $11,500 for Mussolini's wife's tampons. It's a true story, senorita. A pair of underpants believed, I like that, believed to have been, we don't have proof? Belonged to Adolf Hitler's wife, Eva Braun, sold for five dimes at an auction on Thursday. What the fuck? And forfeited to Eigenarbeit, to Eigenfleisch, Eigenflossheit. Sold.

Are those them? Jesus Christ. They could fit big Jay Oakerson. Oh, they're a little stained down there, too. You see that? Well, I guess you'd be pissing yourself, too, if, you know, you made Hitler's BLT wrong. What the fuck? Big panties.

You should nip that girl's panties. Mein Führer. The monogram pink silk knickers, which came from a private European World War II collection, sold for $4,620. The anonymous phone bidder. It came from 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

What? I had nothing to do with it. I was talking to everybody. Heard the call. There was nothing unfair. Phone bidder brought bronze cotton nightgown also for 2,600 euro. British auction house Humbert and Ellis also sold a gold-plated bracelet bearing a swastika, which belonged to the wife of a Nazi leader. A white lace nightgown bearing Eva Braun's personal monogram

was also sold in the auction ava braun was hitler's mistress as you know and later his wife what are you going to say no imagine hitler asking him can i kick it around look at her she looks like fucking ethel mertz she married him in 1945 and died by suicide with him the day after they were married. What a honeymoon that was. Where we going, honey? To hell!

That's the fucking honeymoon, bitch. Y'all fat fuck, look at you. Ava Braun's Ponthys. Youva Bronze Ponty. You know they're dirty. You can't live with Hitler and fucking not have shit yourself one or two times a week. Where else should we go with this? Oh, God. This fucking, here's another sign that we're the fattest, laziest nation on the planet.

New wearable chair. Let me say that again. Wearable chair. Allows you to be a sit-down slave at all times. They're going to get in trouble for using slave in the... A sit-down slave at all times. Slaves are going to be like, we never fucking sat down. We could have used these in a cornfield show.

Can you imagine? Look at the video of this thing. Only in America... Only in America. Only in America. I sent it to you, right? What? Okay.

Oh, my God. Wake up. Pause. Guy all handsome and shit. He's got his $800 shirt like Rich on and stuff. But he's got two metal things hanging off his ass. Just canceling out anything. Oh, my fucking word. Go ahead.

Y'all fat fuck, look at here. Oh, it's called Lex, is it? That looks comfortable, huh? Pause. 112 degree day, 400% humidity. Let me strap on my leather fucking ass chair. Goodness gracious. Hello, wheeze. Where would that be even?

Where would you? I mean, I'll tell you where. Fucking Walmart. Nobody's even walking to walmart they hand you a buggy you're forced in a gunpoint uh i'm looking through the pretzels let me sit down on my fucking and it only holds up to 250 pounds so that rules out the walmart shoppers but i don't know what to say about that other than can we be any fucking lazier? You know what's going to happen? Evolution, eventually, the legs are going to disappear, right? We're just going to be a torso on a scooter. Right, Deke?

Deke, would you ever use that? Let's say you're at a bar. It's real crowded. You can't stand at the bar. Fuck no. Come on. I think you'd use it. No? I'm a fat piece of shit, but think you know no i'm a fat piece of shit but i'm not that's my point that's why i'm asking can you imagine a couple you walk into a bar you dress nice if broads are looking at you and you can't find a table so you just sit down on one of those fuckers

how long before somebody comes up and just kicks the legs out? I mean, we have things already. They're called wheelchairs. Just fake it. You know, you can get cut in the front of the line if you're in a wheelchair at a bar and shit. Hi, is this Rusty's Tavern? Yeah, I got an ass chair.

Are those allowed in there? I want to tie my emotional support raccoon to the legs of it. Can you fucking... Sometimes, I don't know. I think the Taliban has a point. I'm going to save this story for tomorrow. Another New York Times editor made racist anti-Semitic comments. Isn't it hilarious?

It's all coming out now. Why? Because the president started to call the media on their horseshit. And then Breitbart went to work and James O'Keefe. It's all coming out. That's why I don't care if his presidency ends tomorrow. That was my biggest beef. It was the bias in the media. Finally tonight on Meet the Press,

a Florida woman freed herself from a camel by biting its testicles at the Tiger truck stop in Grosse Tete last week after she crawled into the animal's pen to retrieve her dog, and the camel sat on her. I can't make this show. Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life. The woman's husband had been throwing treats to their

dog under Casper the camel's fence. What the fuck name's a camel Casper? Call it fucking Phil. Thursday evening before the dog went inside, the Iberville Paris Sheriff's Office said Sunday after the dog began interacting

with the camel how does that work what's with the fucking bump on your back there stupid the couple crawled in to get it while inside the camel sat on the woman and she bit the animal a male dromedary

whatever that is to get it off her. How good is this broadened bed? She sees a pair of camel balls and she gobbles them. She said, I bit his balls to get him off me. I bit his testicles to get him off me. Thanks for repeating that like we didn't believe you in the first. Oh, my God. Was she a great big fat person? The investigation found that the couple had provoked the camel before it sat on the woman. The camel did nothing wrong. Hamilton said the couple were aggressive. I love this, defending the camel was just doing its normal routine. Why is there a camel at a truck stop what the fuck is going on what is going on

why is there a camel at a truck stop on the first they had a tiger and shit they wanted to give it that real saudi official oil feel i guess why is that at a truck stop yeah the truck stop they wanted to make it feel like there's an actual saudi oil field why is that i don't know for authenticity authenticity, publicity. Who knows? Did Rich just fucking email you that? No. I was going to say, she's a real camel jerky.

Were you? Glad you didn't. Wow! Deke, you want to go for strike three? Yeah, I'll go for strike three. I was going to say it gives a whole new meaning to camel toe. We should have done joke school we could have done it i could analyze those in a minute anyways i i just don't get you know a truck stop look there's only one animal that belongs here and they're called fucking lot lizards they're broads with no teeth that'll suck your dick for a tuna sandwich that's the only animal

that should be there. You don't need a camel or a tiger. You're only there for a few, you know, the truckers. Ah, whatever. Anyways, the truck stop located 20 minutes

outside of Baton Rouge. Oh, that explains it. Louisiana. Keeps a camel, maybe Casper, for many years. Controversially kept a tiger for visit.

Are people going to truck stops? Hey, Mom and Dad, where are we going to vacation this year? What do you think? Route 98. Truck right off of exit 13B. Fucking, I'm going to go see Casper the camel. Then see the giant ball of yarn in Pittsburgh. Authorities didn't find reasons to hold the truck stop live. Oh, who gives a shit? The camel has never been aggressive. The camel has never, it can't be. It's in a pen at a truck stop.

The camel's never broken into any truck cabs and tried to take stuff. In fact, the husband and wife stated before that we've been here before, we've never had any problems with it until I started throwing treats under its balls and my wife crawled in. Oh, boy. You ever get bit in the balls? That happened to me, boy. It was an accident. Deke?

Oh, I saw you hit the button there. Those testicles are very sensitive. And people have been getting bitten by many things. Watch this. Look at this poor prick. and people are getting bitten by many things. Watch this. Look at this poor prick. That's a crab on this poor guy's nuts. Fill in the crab joke, I know.

This happened to him at the Red Lobster on a Friday night. All right, that's good. That's an actual footage. I thought I'd throw that in there with a camel ball biting. Okay, Super Chats, how many, Rich? Yes, sir, we've got a bunch. I've got a—okay. We all make it fast. Well, I don't like to end the show on them, you know, but go ahead.

Well, I didn't want to interrupt you in the middle of stories. I hear you, brother. You can't win, I understand. John said they got nothing on Trump. Oh, well, I thought I made that point, but thank you, John. I think you're absolutely right. Dave said you got to watch Dan Bongino on Levin last night. I caught some of Dan Bongino.

He's been following this stuff. I love him. He's a pit bull, man, former FBI guy. Go ahead. Amy gave $100, and she said, as a member of academia like yourself, when I saw midgets racing a camel, I knew I must support your work. As a member of academia like yourself, when I saw midgets racing a camel, I knew I must support your work. As a member of academia like yourself. Is she being sarcastic?

I think you appear wise on the air. Oh, thanks, Rich. As soon as those cameras go off, you're a drooling idiot. But thank you very much for the big contribution there. I would have agreed with anything she said. And we have a new patron, George, who's also a pastor. He said on the wearable chairs, he said, so you can sit while in Las Viagras. Oh, Las Vegas?

That was a – what the fuck? I don't even know what that – somebody help me. I'm guessing Las Viagras is a las vegas joke i just quote what i see but i'm just no you actually make shit like you probably wrote that last one thanks pastor george thank you so much i'm gonna get one of those chairs and bring it in here probably be more comfortable than that is it ladies and gentlemen again don't forget this show drops tonight at 7 p.m tell all all you people who are watching now, please tell all your friends who can't,

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When's that? So thank you, guys. That thing, it's 5,000, 10,000 a day. It's unbelievable. So why I'm not playing stadiums. That's a fucking joke. What else did I want to say?

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It shouldn't take long. But if you're a fan of mine, you'll understand this is how it works. We're doing everything we can. We're in a studio here. We have all these bells and whistles we don't use, and we're paying way too much money. And we think we found something perfect. So bear in a studio here. We have all these bells and whistles we don't use, and we're paying way too much money. We think we found something perfect. So bear with us, please. That is it. Remember, you guys, you think it.

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