The Nick DiPaolo Show - Dearborn Muslims Encounter Resistance | The Nick Di Paolo Show #1819

Episode Date: November 20, 2025

In this episode, Nick talks about ​​Airline Wall Seats, Bill Maher Gun Shy, JD Vance Threatens JD Vance, A Twin Killing, An Alzheimer's Break Through, Saudi Investment in the US and Islamic Hypocr...isy in Dearborn! Watch Nick on the FREE RUMBLE LIVE LINEUP at 6pm ET https://rumble.com/TheNickDiPaoloShow TICKETS - Come see me LIVE! For tour dates and tickets -  https://nickdip.com MERCH - Grab some snazzy t-shirts, hats, hoodies,mugs, stickers etc. from our store! https://shop.nickdip.com/ SOCIALS/COMEDY-  Follow me on Socials or Stream some of my Comedy -  https://nickdipaolo.komi.io/

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Starting point is 00:00:41 Welcome to the live lineup on Rumble where you get my show, you get the great Lauda with Crowder, all these other great shows for free. That's right. I said free. If you want to watch it all ad-free, sign up for Rumble Premium. And don't forget to download the Rumble app, making your life much easier. Today I'll be talking about, I don't know, airlines are making another change. A few people who love window seats.
Starting point is 00:01:08 I don't know how it's going to affect you, but all. Also, Bill Maher, a little gun-shy. He interviewed that Hobbit, Pat and Oswald, who I try to like because I've met him before. And I think he's a decent comedian. He writes a good joke and whatever to fuck. But politically, he's retarded. Just fucking retarded. I think he might have been, oh, yeah, he grew up in Virginia.
Starting point is 00:01:34 Also, J.D. Vance threatens J.D. Vance. What? I'll explain later on. Also, President Trump had a guest from Saudi Arabia, who was very controversial, fellow. I know what he did. And then some ABC reporter had the balls to bring it up, and boy, did she get torched.
Starting point is 00:01:59 That will be worth it in itself to watch this show, folks. So we'll be covering that and whatever else. I got nothing to bullshit about it. I mean, nothing. Dallas is, you're getting on a plane tomorrow? Again. Where you're going? Orange County.
Starting point is 00:02:21 Demetri's getting baptized Saturday. So we're going to. Hey, there's something called Zoom. And divorce. There you go. Bang. Bang. Right, put it down.
Starting point is 00:02:35 Nice exchange right there. Can you imagine that's me? That's the father. You know, back, that's a good dad right there. But, you know, back in the day, you know, baseball players now if their wife, You know, wife is within two days of giving birth. They take the week off and blah, blah, blah.
Starting point is 00:02:53 Back in the fucking day, it was so funny. You know. Hey, Thurman Munson, your wife's about to give birth. He's like, yeah, well, I got a fucking game tonight. She does what she does. I do what I do. Hopefully she'll hit one out of the park too. They didn't give a shit.
Starting point is 00:03:13 That's when men had balls. It's a big moment. I understand all the shit. But come on, this is an 1850, where she's, having it in an open field and she might die. You know what I'm saying? It's a big game. What if it was a World Series game?
Starting point is 00:03:27 How about Babe Ruth? I don't think he was... Yeah, he got married later on. Babe Ruth. He would only... Yeah. Your wife's having a baby. It's mine. What? You heard me. No. Uh, what the fuck else? I don't know. Baseball hot stove is picking up. Um...
Starting point is 00:03:49 Any good matchups this week? I think I was watching some channel. It was like some shitty division. They put up the games for Saturday, and I'm like, this can't be all. We got Missouri and Oklahoma.
Starting point is 00:04:07 Oh, that's delicious. USC and Oregon. That's pretty damn good. And this one doesn't look good on paper, but it could be interesting. It's Arkansas and Texas. You have to get tickets to find that one interesting. Yes, Arkansas and Texas.
Starting point is 00:04:24 Those are always good, you know. It's like the Crips and the Bloods. It doesn't matter what their record is. Well, yeah, because Arkansas did to Texas A&M. Did you see what Arkansas did to Texas N&M? I forget. That was last year. That was 30 to three at halftime.
Starting point is 00:04:39 No, sorry, that was South Carolina. Arkansas took them to wine. All right, let's stop talking about this because both of us don't know anything. Well, we do have a story in Alzheimer's later. We do have a... Yeah. You notice I grab every story on Alzheimer's? And folks, I'm telling you,
Starting point is 00:04:55 there's days I get so nervous. And my wife find in the TV remote in the trash? That one's got me nervous, too. But somebody asked me something. Now I panic. If somebody asks me how to spell my last name, I panic. And it's not because I can't remember.
Starting point is 00:05:12 I get nervous. I'm worrying about not remembering. It's a fucking weird thing. I don't know. And it's, it all, and I'm telling you, lack of sleep drives a ton of it. It, you know, that chemical's supposed to wash over your brain at night that cleans out all the amyloids and all the, Christ, it's more protein up there than there is my fucking Goals gym. Everything's building up, plaque and shit.
Starting point is 00:05:38 I'm talking about my brain and my teeth. I'm going to floss that too. Jesus, H. Oh, and then last night, the usual, wake up at like three, three, I'm watching TV, okay? It's one, no, I'm sorry. It's one o'clock I'm wide awake. I go, fuck it.
Starting point is 00:05:54 I'll go finish Louis' book, which I did, which, folks, it's so good. I was, I literally wanted to see what happened of this kid. Like, you know, and I would read like eight chapters at a time. That's not me, unless there's pictures of dirty people. So, yeah. So I finished that, and I shut the book. Now it's like 20 or two. And I'm like this far from getting up and watching TV.
Starting point is 00:06:21 I'm like, what the fuck? And then I realized I nodded off in the afternoon a little bit. Anyways, you people don't give a shit. I don't blame you. I'm going to end up crap of my pants when I wake up someday soon. Anyways, let's get to it. This story's from yesterday. I didn't get to it.
Starting point is 00:06:39 Fake window treatment. When you book a window seat on a plane, you're likely expecting to be seated next to a, you know, a fucking window. But some airlines argue otherwise. In response to a class action lawsuit against Delta Airlines and United, filed by passengers who claimed
Starting point is 00:06:59 they paid extra money, I guess you pay extra and you get to pick. Pay extra money to sit next to, well, you're a dope to sit in a window seat only to be seated next to an empty wall because all planes are built differently. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:07:16 Sometimes you'll be in that seat where on some equipment, they call it, there'll be a window. And then on other planes, it's not really a big deal. You got that much fucking time on your hands. You know what I'm saying? And this is coming from somebody who's been flying for 38 years. Although, if I don't get an aisle seat, I'll punch somebody. No.
Starting point is 00:07:37 I always take the fucking I'll seat, which, what am I saying? I'm in first class. A few years ago, I said, I'm not doing this anymore. I'm not fucking doing comedy. Unless I'm in first, fucking class. And I remember the Phil Donnyu show. Phil Donnery's been interviewed in some magazine. They go, what's the best part of being rich?
Starting point is 00:07:55 And he said, first class, I'm playing. You know what? He's fucking dead right. He could have mentioned Hutt Pussy, but I'm telling you, I'd take the seat in first class. Yeah, with a Hutt Broad sit next to me in first class. That being my wife, by the way. She's the Huddison.
Starting point is 00:08:15 There she is. blonde with busty per. Yeah, so what pisses me off is if I'm in the aisle, see, this happens in first class, too. There's only two seats, the aisle and the window, and I always get the aisle.
Starting point is 00:08:30 I hate when there's a window, and the fucking person puts it down when we're taking off. Don't you want to see the fucking magnificence of flight? You're taking that for granted? Plus, that's the most time, that's the time where I get most nervous. If there's a flame coming out of the engine,
Starting point is 00:08:46 or, you know, another plane coming at us. I want the window up so I can see it. Why? What are you going to do? I don't know. I'll just burn up. But that pisses me. Can you open the fucking one?
Starting point is 00:08:58 I like to be a dick, too, when people are watching their, and I don't know. Somebody has to help me out. My phone doesn't get, connect to Wi-Fi on any plane. I've handed it to fucking people that work on the plane. Bill Gates was sitting behind me. He goes, fuck this. he threw it. I'm pissing me off.
Starting point is 00:09:21 So I get jealous. There'll be a guy next to me like watching a, you know, watching a show he fucking taped at home and went on his phone. So I'll open that, I'll reach over and open that window. So he can't see, it's all bright. And he'll go, what are you doing? It's my window. I just like to see when we take off.
Starting point is 00:09:39 Anyways, yeah, so you get seated next to an empty wall. Anyways, they try to bring that to court. United has asked a federal judge to dismiss the goddamn thing. Here yee! Here ye! The court's in session. Now, the court's in session.
Starting point is 00:10:00 Now, here come the judge. Here come the judge. You'll fuck it all up. The airline is arguing that a window seat means a seat next to a wall. I said to Dallas, you know what this is... Now they're going to have to reword everything
Starting point is 00:10:13 when they're going to say far left seat or far right seat can't make any because this fat J letter looking broad brought a lawsuit uh the airline yeah says it's a a seat next to a world not necessarily a seat with a view well because we are a nation of adult children you're going to have to change the language i guess because in court they're going to go well if it says window and they'll that'll go back and forth so they can make money and the lawyer also noted that United's contract of carriage does not explicitly guarantee that a window seat will have an exterior view next to it. One plaintiff in the suit against United, Aviva Copacan, here she is. That's Jay Leno, when he had long hair in college.
Starting point is 00:11:00 Yeah, for a fucking window seat. You know, I like mountains and shit. And the guy next me, I'm sitting, I'm staring at a wall. Well, I'll tell you. One plaintiff in the suit against, you know, Aviva Copacan, Copacan, go packin. Look at the chin on her. Holy, like the Marble Man. Claim that she paid as much as $170 for a window seat.
Starting point is 00:11:28 And when she boarded, there was only a view of the cabin wall. Well, do what kids do. Start drawing on it. Boeing 737s have at least one row with a missing window at the window seat because of the placement of components, you know, stuff that doesn't really mean ducts or electrical conduits and these planes make up over half the United States fleet.
Starting point is 00:11:53 Missing windows can also be found on Airbus A320s and Boeing 757. So Ms. Copen packing, drop those down. Maybe you can get your own helicopter. It's all windows. Yeah. We're a Kobe Bryant shirt.
Starting point is 00:12:10 While some airlines such as American, Airlines, Alaska Airlines, and Ryanair, you know that guy? I can't believe he's got an airline. He's a fucking drunk in high school. Tell customers during the booking process whether or not their window seat has an actual window. Here we go. United and Delta don't issue a warning, the suit said. Another Indian guy's bringing a suit. He asked for a window and he sat down, he's staring at a wall. But, but you don't have opening? No. But why not? It's a window joke. Come on.
Starting point is 00:12:43 Oh, yeah, there's no audience here. Carter Greenbaum. Oh, boy. A guy named Greenbaum was a lawyer who's representing plaintiffs against United and Delta told Reuters that United's argument was contrary to the reasonable expectations of countless passengers who unknowingly paid extra money. Well, therein lies the rub. I'd be a little piss of him paying extra money for it.
Starting point is 00:13:09 Windowless window seats. Consumers deserve better than. empty promises in the United World. What are you kidding me? That's all airlines do is empty promises. It'll be delayed a half hour. Make that an hour to half. Make that two hours.
Starting point is 00:13:23 It's something wrong with the toilet. They come back. The engine fell out. You're not going anywhere. No, we'll give you a voucher. And you fucking to the like into end. You get there and that doesn't work. That's all they do is promises you. On October 15th, an amended complaint contended that most passengers choose to pay extra
Starting point is 00:13:40 for a window seat for the comfort it provides to these travelers. Many passengers have a fear of flying, so don't fly. Getting a fucking bus to California from Massachusetts, for all I give a shit. Or experience anxiety. That's my wife, by the way, who can't, we can't fly anymore.
Starting point is 00:14:02 So, I don't know. I'm looking out of the broads. I'm a comedian. I got to fly. No, she doesn't come with me. She's single? She looks like a trainer. for the Yankees. Clostophobia or motion sickness
Starting point is 00:14:19 and windows provide greater comfort and otherwise distressing environment. Wea, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah. I really, though, you've heard me say this before. Can't Elon Musk step in here and fucking redo the airline? This is, you've heard me say this 100 times.
Starting point is 00:14:37 It's the most antiquated industry we have. It hasn't evolved one fucking iota. You can watch a rerun of the odd couple, like Felix is on a plane or something. It's the exact same. Only people didn't wear New York Knicks jerseys and underwear and socks. They actually had suits.
Starting point is 00:14:59 Whatever the motivation for buying a window had plaintiffs and their punitive class members known that they were buying windowless window seats. They would not have selected them if they knew that and much less paid extra for it. The complaint is The complainant is suing United on four counts. Breach of contract. Breach ticket breach. Breach of contract, record of agreement breach.
Starting point is 00:15:26 Breach of implied contract and promissory estoppel, which is the legal term for going back on a promise. Estoppel is a, it's actually Latin for Indian giver. Gilligan, little buddy. Elon Musk. step in, will you? And rejuvenate this? You invented an electric car for Christ's sake.
Starting point is 00:15:53 While I'm on the plane, I'm always thinking how we, you know, got to be better ways of doing this. The carry-on shit is, I don't know, they should, the plane, the, I couldn't open if it was bad weather. They should somehow get your luggage, they do that for you. I don't know. That's what the legals are for. Pam, a stipend. Oh, fuck that. Let's get on to more Dumbery. Bill Maher gun-shy. What? Late-night host Bill Maher admitted on Monday that he stopped performing stand-up comedy over escalating safety concerns saying today's deep divisions have made him nervous about performing live, especially following recent acts of political violence, which is hilarious. All the political, anybody who's committed a political act of violence in the last
Starting point is 00:16:40 50 years has been on your side of politics, the way you voted. I know you've had this great awakening and he's interviewing this Hobbit, Patten Oswald, who showed just how stupid he is. This guy's on blue sky all the time, attacking conservatives and, you know, fact check. He didn't know, even Bill Margo's, he goes to him, you know what's going on? He goes, you know what's going on in the UK.
Starting point is 00:17:08 And Patton, I was like, no, which to me, he probably does. That's called being willfully ignorant, pretending you don't. Because he can't defend it with his stupid. Anyways. Anyways, here's Bill Maher. And, hey, Bill, I hate to bring this to you, but this political divide, again, you helped create it with your very left-wing show on HBO for 20 fucking years and doing your 13 stand-up specials. You know, you helped. That's the one thing nobody's calling them on. I wonder if I can get on there. I don't know. I would like to sit there and drink with them. them because he's a comic in some New Jersey.
Starting point is 00:17:52 Then I'd slap his glasses off his face. Then I'd be on fucking Newsweek. Here he is talking about why he's not touring anymore. Got off the road this year for the, I mean, I had been doing it for free. Philly? Yeah. I stopped doing it at the end of 20. What made you stop?
Starting point is 00:18:09 Well, I just did my 13th HBO special. I feel like that's a good body of work. Yeah. Again. I said what I needed to say. You know, and I felt they all basically got better as it went along. I feel like the last one was the best one, which is a good way to get off. And a number of things.
Starting point is 00:18:32 Just get tired of the travel, obviously. I miss doing it. Also, I feel like it was a great choice because I don't want to be out there in this country, in this political atmosphere. I can get shot by the left or the right. Pause. That's it. Perfect.
Starting point is 00:18:48 Really? Really? That's called equivocation, folks. And you know who equivocate, decide that's guilty of something? I've had that theory forever. I'd like to bring it to you people on TV who call yourself political pundits. Really? So that means he thinks, he thinks, like everybody else who's left,
Starting point is 00:19:09 I'm more down the center. I'm not on the, I hate people like that. I hate people who are afraid to take a side. People are always proud of that. I'm independent. I don't, you know, I'm not stupid enough to lean any. Well, you know, some things are black and white, in my opinion. So, you know, fucking libertarians.
Starting point is 00:19:29 I'm not either. You're fucking, I believe what you believe. Only you get famous saying it. But so, yeah, Mar is known for his outspoken nature and his willingness to criticize both political parties. You see, fuck. For the last two years he's been doing that. He mentioned he was a far left, and he wouldn't agree with that either. But you've seen his show on HBO for 20 years.
Starting point is 00:19:57 He'd have Ben Affleck on sitting next to Michael Dyson, that hateful black professor. And, you know, and then some poor slug Republican from Illinois, a congressman you never heard, and they would just beat him up. Criticizes both parties with his jokes, often revolving. around deeply polarizing topics. The comedian was speaking, you know why they're polarizing? Because if the right said something wrong
Starting point is 00:20:26 for the last 20 years, we get canceled or shot. That's why it's polarizing. Your behavior doesn't happen in a fucking vacuum. His comments come two months after political activists, Charlie Kirk was shot and killed in front of a crowd of you. Really? And how did that guy vote? At Utah Valley University on September 10th.
Starting point is 00:20:46 he was known for open debates he hosted on college campuses yes he was known for open debates meaning I will sit down with you and have a discussion because you don't like what I like I don't like what you like he would do that and what did he get for it a bullet in the fucking throat by who a far left tranny almost as you look more into it I got tired of being twice as funny as people who were selling twice as many tickets as me do you realize this guy owns part of the New York Mets. That's how rich he is. And he was getting jealous because other people
Starting point is 00:21:22 are so. And I know he's talking about a younger generation who have all the tools and marketing that we didn't have. He did. He had HBO. I had fucking nothing. Sam and Colin Quinn and a few others. And you watch and that's
Starting point is 00:21:40 true, but that's tough. You've been a, you couldn't have a more successful career. And you're fucking kind of funny. You have great writers, I know that. So stop the whining, you fuck. And not that I didn't sell a lot of tickets and do great theaters, but I didn't sell arenas.
Starting point is 00:22:00 Jesus. And some people did who, frankly, are not that great. Welcome to my world. And I'm not even asking for arenas, okay? I know what he's talking about that feeling. I thought this really was about art and getting off your children. chest, but I didn't realize what was in on my chest was shit that they were allergic to in
Starting point is 00:22:27 Hollywood. So, come on, Bill. And no one's got to fucking shoot you. Maybe a fucking Arab. Mara suggested the difference in sales stemmed from his constant presence on HBO's real time, making his comedy less of a novelty. Or you could say it the other way around. The reason you were doing nice theaters was because of that.
Starting point is 00:22:49 If you didn't have that show, maybe you wouldn't be selling hardly any tickets. Are you, he's complaining about shit that we only wish we had some comments. He also said a generational gap might play a role. When the audience is 35 to 45, they don't want to see somebody 70. You say you're a little tired this morning. Is that right? I am tired. She is very tired. That's actually... That was Phyllis Della right before she died.
Starting point is 00:23:19 She used to tour like a motherfucker. Come on, Bill. As Uncle Junior said to Tony about Tony's mother, she was complaining that Uncle Junior didn't leave her any money, that her husband didn't leave her any money. Uncle Junior goes, is she fucking kidding? He left her a package that could choke an elephant. He goes, she's like that poor broad with a,
Starting point is 00:23:45 with a Virginia hand ham under one arm and a loaf of bread on the other, and she crying because she ain't, He muster it or something like that. Boy, did I butcher that. I want to see my generation, and it's okay. I still have my show. I have this.
Starting point is 00:24:00 I didn't need it. I miss it, but that's part of what it is, meaning stand-up is talking about. And he said, you know, he echoed mostly what I've been saying. The only fun part is on the, but, you know, when you got, when you own a piece of the fucking Mets, do you understand that's stupid money?
Starting point is 00:24:16 Let's move on to J.D. Vance threatens to kill who. J.D. Vance. what? You heard it. A Michigan maniac with the same name as Vice President J.D. Vance will spend the next two years behind bars for threatening to kill the VEP. President Trump, he was threatened to kill the VEP and Trump and Elon Musk and Donald Trump, Jr. He really wants to do time. James Donald, there's where the J.D comes, Vance, Jr., 67 of Grand Rapids, pleaded guilty to threatening to kill and injure the president and vice president in several posts.
Starting point is 00:24:52 on the blue sky social media app using the alias diaper diaper JD what V? I can't. There's a piece of diaper JDV. Oh yeah JDB. According to the U.S. Attorney's Office for the Western District of Michigan.
Starting point is 00:25:08 And this is one of his things. If Trump, Vance, or Musk ever come to my city again, what are you, the fucking mayor? They will leave it in a body bag. Vance alleged alleged he wrote on April 1st. Then he said, I will either be shot by a secret service sniper or spend the rest of my life in prison.
Starting point is 00:25:28 I've only got about 10 years of life left. Anyways, I've said this to my life. It's 20, but. And about, you know, fucking, uh, anyways, so I don't fucking care either way. I'm not crazy. I just don't give a fuck. Along with a post made against the three men, Vance was also accused of threatening the president's oldest son in March 7th post titled Donald Trump Jr. considering a run for president in 2028.
Starting point is 00:25:56 And then he says, he posts, I will murder that stupid fucker before he gets secret service protection, Vance wrote. This is where a hack we go, tell me how you really feel. Oh, this coffee tastes like fucking dog ass. Must be Folgers crystals. Vance pled guilty to two felonies of threatening to kill or injure the president and VP. and interstate threatening communications. Prosecuted.
Starting point is 00:26:30 Oh, boy. Man, he wants to kill a lot of people. Vance is not related to the vice president whose birth name. You know what his real name is? Do you know what J.D. Vance's real name is? James Donald Bowman. Did anybody know this?
Starting point is 00:26:47 Before, I watched the goddamn movie. I don't remember hearing boom. Probably said it like 11 times. Donald Bowman before being changed to James David Vance. I'd like to know why. The case was only the second investigated by the Grand Rapids Office of the U.S. Secret Service in recent weeks. Last month, Richard James Spring, that's right, Dick Spring, of Comstock Park was sentenced to 18 months in prison for a post on X where he threatened to sexually assault a woman in front of Trump and then. Kill him.
Starting point is 00:27:28 Very creative. Very specific. Yes. Who did you have in mind? Let's hope it's, let's hope our initials are AOC. Waste of tits. Springer made similar threats on TikTok telling users on the platform, you're going to watch your God die.
Starting point is 00:27:51 According to court records and the Trump followers said, That's just this is cut. That's all that deserved. threats against our nation's leaders and their families will not be tolerated, said Bill Schink, a special agent, maybe the worst name anybody's ever been given. Schink. He's a special agent in charge of the U.S. Secret Service, Detroit Fieldoff. Well, you know what?
Starting point is 00:28:22 They might be a little busy trying to keep down the Muslim uprising that's going on a deerborn that we'll be talking about later on the show. that story. I was going to open with it, but I, you know, I kind of promise you guys I was laying off that shit. So I kind of mix it up a little. But holy moly. But do these people think they can type that shit?
Starting point is 00:28:43 And I don't know. Maybe when Biden was in there, but. I think they just, because they're on blue sky, they feel like they can say whatever the fuck they want. Because it's their echo chamber. Yeah, but not all of the threats around blue sky. You know? But yeah, that.
Starting point is 00:29:01 Well, yeah, but they still know it's seen in public, you know what I mean? Well, that's what I mean. So enjoy your time. And again, you might think you get away with it when you see Madonna and all these lefties, Johnny Depp and shit saying it. But, you know, they have connections and whatnot. And these people are, oh, fucking, once again, the government's going to come after this small guy. But, hey, look, I had, I was, Bill Maher brought that up.
Starting point is 00:29:30 four or five years ago, I was on a fucking phone with the FBI a couple of times because of some asshole threatening to kill me online and said he was going to be in Vegas. He was very specific. And, you know,
Starting point is 00:29:43 we had to let the venue know ahead of time and shit. And believe me, when they introduce you, I'm out there on a stage blinded by lights. You know, for the first five minutes, I'm going,
Starting point is 00:29:55 I'm kind of preoccupied. You know, it's uh luckily i'm not famous enough and nobody cares what i'm saying so somebody hit me with a nerve ball right in the chest and nobody cared uh let's move on to twin killing and it has nothing to do with baseball uh that would be a double play for you gay guys or jewish guys it's a double play in baseball the kessler twins speaking of jewish maybe german probably german uh who are best known i had to do the story because it's a happy slash sad ending uh best known for their post-war entertainment, this really make me sound old,
Starting point is 00:30:32 in the 1950s and 60s have died by joint assisted suicide. No, that's not smoke of marijuana. Would somebody put fentanyl in it, if that's what you're thinking? That was a joke. Come on, Dallas, you're gonna fake it? What the fuck, we need clips? No, I don't need that type of fake. I need real fake.
Starting point is 00:30:55 Alice and Ellen Kessler died at age 89. By the way, it said twin sister to suicide. Not, you know what, the other suicide that you're confusing. What do they call it when you kill it and then you kill yourself? Murder suicide. Murder suicide, thank you. It's not that. Allison Ellen Kessler died at age 89.
Starting point is 00:31:15 And this proves. They're like, you know what? Enough already. I'm 63 and I wake up saying that's not good. At 89, they're home in Grunwald near Munich, Germany on Monday. The sisters no longer, and this is a quote from them, no longer wanted to live. You know why? Because they had great lives when they were younger.
Starting point is 00:31:37 All the dick they wanted, free buffets, Budweiser, camels, unfiltered, a good life. And they had chosen to end their lives together, as twins should do. It would be funnier, though, if they had a duel. But that wouldn't work, because one of them would be quick. than the other as reported by the German newspaper build so these girls bye bye bye oh bye let's take a let's take a look at their lives let's this is like a this is your life whatever to show look at them couple of young holding a couple of future future criminals those Sammy Davis's kids oh come on Nick shut it look it hanging out with more
Starting point is 00:32:34 movie stars and shit. Look at that. Okay, now cut to them with a diaper on. They're freezing. It's only 110 in the fucking nursing home. You know? That won't happen to me because I'll look back my life go, it still could get better. Even in 89. Wasn't that great? No, but according to CNN, Alice and Ellen were assisted by advocacy organization, the German Society for Humane dying, otherwise known as DGHS. DGHS. The DGHS provides people with access to lawyers and doctors and other
Starting point is 00:33:14 tools, like sharp knives and pickaxes. Look at these little hodies. Funny, huh? Remember the odd couple? They always messed around. There was a twin couple. I can't remember. The twin girls. They lived upstairs. They were kind of wacky. They were from England.
Starting point is 00:33:32 It was pretty funny, actually. The organization told CNN that the twins contacted DGHS over a year ago and became members. Did they get a lifetime membership? The decisive factor is likely to have been the desire to die together on a specific date. That's actually sweet. I hope my wife doesn't get any ideas. DGHS spokesperson Wega Wetzel. Wega Wetzel.
Starting point is 00:34:02 Jesus Christ, this is like characters from Hogan's Heroes. One book of Wetzel. I know nothing. However, Wetzel noted that she wasn't aware of why each woman chose this method. I don't know nothing about that. The desire to die was well-considered, longstanding and free from any psychiatric crisis, she added. In other words, they were mentally fine. In an interview last year with Italy's Corera della Cera, the identical sisters said their wish was to leave together on the same day.
Starting point is 00:34:35 What? Those things were popular in the 80s. That can't be them in the 80s. Can it? Let's dig them up. Fuck them again. What? Oh, Dallas.
Starting point is 00:34:50 Delicious. Apparently likes the taste of maggots. The idea that one of the two will go first is very difficult to bear. Assisted dying was made legal in Germany after it was ruled in 2020 that an individual has the right to end their lives. and to seek help from a third party as long as the decision is made freely without outside pressure. You know, and I'm for that. I know that's, you know, I know religious people, far right people. You can't, that's a, you know, it's a sin, even to commit suicide anyway.
Starting point is 00:35:30 I'm sorry. To me, that's the ultimate in freedom. It's my life. You're going to tell me when I can end it? A government's going to tell me when I can end my life. fuck off before I end yours. You know what I'm saying? Let's say that, you know, you're dying a painful bone can't.
Starting point is 00:35:49 I mean, they've had cases like this. People are dying of really painful, slow death and they want to go. And there's laws against it in some states or whatever. They step in and go, now you can't. What? Talk about interference. Mind your fucking business. I'm the one suffering.
Starting point is 00:36:07 I never understood that why that would be even a question. question. They asked Lenny Clark, the comedian one time on an interview. They said, how do you feel about euthanasia? He goes, I think we should take care of the kids in this country first. It's my boy, Lenny. You can put that in there. Fuck it. He's one of my heroes. Over the years, they appeared on popular variety shows such as the Ed Sullivan show, holy moly, and the Dean Martin show. I probably actually saw these ladies. They also were close to Frank Sinatra, Fred Astaire, Elvis Presley, and all others. A lot of small names in there.
Starting point is 00:36:45 And Rock Hudson. Wasn't he a big girl? He was, right? We have a picture of Rock wearing those same leg warmers, but we lost it. What a life they led. You wonder why they're a little bummed out, dusting the floor with their tits? Come on. Why so crass?
Starting point is 00:37:04 Well, wait a minute. Did they did it? Right? Yeah, I forgot how it ended. Jesus Christ. Speaking of forgetting, Alzheimer's breakthrough. As you know, I've lost my dad to this thing, and I'm sick of guessing whether I had it or not.
Starting point is 00:37:26 I think you can go and get a test and they can tell you, whether you're next or somebody, you know, generation after you, who does one of those. I don't know. I get upset when I hear the Bruins lose. I don't know if I need news like that. Yeah, you won't be able to spell your last name and you'll be in a diaper in about a year and a half. I'll call Tommy. Can you cancel that Fuddybone gig in Denver?
Starting point is 00:37:50 Yeah, I'm going fishing. Scientists may have found, may have found a way to stop Alzheimer's damage before it starts. By melting, those words in quotes, the tiny protein clumps, goddamn protein. Huh? Sounds like we should be eating a lot of carbs. bunch of protein bars in your head. The tiny protein clumps that are the early triggers of the disease. So they think they can melt those away.
Starting point is 00:38:23 Worst part sticking your head in the microwave and knowing whether to go high. Alzheimer's has long been linked to harmful tawhed protein. I belong to a sorority beat it. Traw, Tau. Taw, Delta Taw. Taw protein fibroles that build up end. the brain and I can feel I'm building up every time I don't get enough sleep and interfere with cognitive function, but researchers have now discovered soft small clusters that appear
Starting point is 00:38:58 before that, that appear first. When those early clusters were dissolved, it prevented the toxic fribles from forming, which could effectively block the disease, according to researchers from Tokyo Metropolitan University where I had a full boat for basketball. I was the tallest one in the league. I don't know. Are Japanese people short? It's probably Chinese. I know one who isn't, O'Kani, led by Professor Rhee Karita.
Starting point is 00:39:36 You know, Pat Karita was Arnold. The scientists used precise x-ray and fluorescine methods in a laboratory setting to find the microscopic precursors, which measured only tens of nanometers. You know, like Chuck Schumer's dick. Because the tiny precursors were soft, the researchers were able to dissolve them. As a result, no tar fribles were formed. You know, they had to do it. They don't tell you, blowtorch, a bit lighter.
Starting point is 00:40:13 What are we doing? What's going on right now? Rather than focus on breaking apart the final frybill formations, new therapies could target the earlier reversible precursor stage to prevent harmful structures from forming in the first place. The study did have some limitations, primarily that it involved in vitro biochemical models. And here's just a little detail they threw in it. And no humans or animals. What did you do it on?
Starting point is 00:40:47 In vitro biochemical models? I'm like, what the fuck? It's not known whether similar reversible clusters exist in human brain tissue. Well, you might want to find that out before you get too excited about stopping Alzheimer's. Jesus. Well, it worked in a petri dish. Doug Whitney, who's that? Well, Dan Whitney's dad.
Starting point is 00:41:19 No. Dan Whitney's Larry the cable guy, by the way. Doug Whitney and his incredible story of escaping Alzheimer's disease. because his mother had the disease. Doug was at a 50% risk of inherit. What? I'm at a 50% risk of inheriting that same PSEN2 mutation. That's the bad one, the PSEN2 mutation and disease.
Starting point is 00:41:45 When Doug turned 50, his wife and children began watching for signs of the disease. However, as the years went by, the disease never came. 12 years later, he is still living without the symptoms of FAD, well beyond what researchers call his estimated age of onset. Excuse me. I know a kid I played football with who went to school with my sister, Donna, who was a year ahead of me, who got it in his, I think, 30s. He's in a nursing home by the time he was in his fourth horrible.
Starting point is 00:42:22 Doug thought that he had been lucky and had not inherited the mutation. However, genetic testing later revealed the unimaginable. He carried the P-S-E-N-2 mutation. Here he is talking about how, you know, he thought he was going to gone, but somehow he's still here. I don't remember being scared. Just. I would.
Starting point is 00:42:45 Confounded, I guess. I'm not crying like a little girl. And the researchers at the Diane study. Are you sure you don't have it? The pace of this is killing. me, Doug. Pick it up. They tested me three times to make sure that there wasn't some slip-up. But it's true.
Starting point is 00:43:05 I had the gene, and now I'm, well, I'm 76 years old, and still haven't had any symptoms in my past, in my Navy years. Pause. Be funny if he said that he'd get up and he walked right into that door. Doing one of these. What are we doing? What are we doing? What's going on right now?
Starting point is 00:43:32 Say down, Doug, you're doing an interview, but not having all the time. Okay, roll it. I was an engineer, and I worked down in the engine room of ships, and the temperatures there when we were lit off and underway would range from 100 to 110 degrees. How many hours is? for four hours of time. We worked in four hour shifts.
Starting point is 00:43:59 And they concluded that possibly there was some gene or protein. You might have a few cars. That could mutate and protect me. Pause. Did you hear that? You heard? I didn't hear it when I watched it at home. His wife or whoever, there's a woman going and goes,
Starting point is 00:44:30 protected. What the, wait a minute. Wait a minute. I mean, he's here and he doesn't have it. But that kind of doesn't help your little story. You might want to mute her. All of a sudden you see a hand slip. Pick up the paper. Oh, my God. Anyways, I think we've heard enough from him to believe. But anyways,
Starting point is 00:44:55 so he's 76, and we've been told he had the gene and he hasn't got it yet so you know what that means prove that you wealthy college boys don't have the education enough to admit when you're wrong say whatever I want to do
Starting point is 00:45:13 to you Spanish ladies how could this be possible researchers believe that Doug may have some genetic or environmental what was he saying that because he worked at a hot environment was that what he was kind of saying
Starting point is 00:45:27 yeah protected him against memory loss meaning understanding more about Doug could offer key insight into developing therapies that resist to prevent Alzheimer's disease. Yeah, well, quit testing our caterpillar balls and step it up. You know, I'd like to know. Inquiring minds want to know. Let's move on to, this was very fucking interesting yesterday.
Starting point is 00:45:54 Headlines, Saudi investigating a lot. No, investing a lot. Cut, let's do that again. Action. Saudi investigating a law. Wait, that sounded funny when I wrote it yesterday. That's harsh shit. Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman,
Starting point is 00:46:14 he's known as MBS, told President Donald Trump on Tuesday that Saudi Arabia will be upping its investment commitment in the U.S. to nearly one trillion up from the 600 billion pledged in May. Can somebody, I'll get to the controversial part and why he's controversial, Can somebody tell me how he's getting these people to do this?
Starting point is 00:46:35 I almost feel like they're going to pull the rug out from under us and they're trying to play Trump. He sits down with people. Remember the Japanese guy? They were going to give us a half a billion. And Trump's like, I wish it was a billion and a half. And the guy's, okay, we give you a half a half. What the fuck?
Starting point is 00:46:52 I mean, how, what the fuck? How come, I've been alive. I don't know how many presidents. No, one of them ever came on TV and said, we got this country to invite. You know why? we were pissing it away to them. Honestly, I believe
Starting point is 00:47:04 Mr. President, today and tomorrow, this is the guy on the left, who Billy Joel wrote that song about Italian restaurant, the headwear, I can't wait to get off. Mr. President, today and tomorrow we're going to announce that we are going to increase that $600 billion to almost
Starting point is 00:47:26 $1 trillion of investment, real investment, and real opportunity by details in many areas, the crown print said, and of course, Trump said. Oh, boy, is this great. And the agreement that we are signing today in many areas of technology, artificial intelligence, and materials, magnets, etc., that will create a lot of domestic opportunities, he added, meaning here. Trump, who moments earlier said he would like to see the Saudi investment rise to it one trillion
Starting point is 00:47:59 and joked he would need to work on the Crown Prince was pleased. See what I'm saying? Next time, joke about $10 trillion. And this fucker probably has that in his wallet. The Crown Prince, and this is the guy that has these guys. You think like fucking sports stars live the high life over here, like NFL athletes and NBA billionaires and shit? These fuckers, they don't just have a girl come.
Starting point is 00:48:24 They have a harem and virgin sometimes. And a lot of times he says to them, well, I was going to fuck you anyways and blow myself up over a year from now. The crown prince said the United States is the hottest country on the planet. And we want to fuck it. Under Trump and that the president
Starting point is 00:48:49 is setting the stage for a long-term economic opportunity. It's about also long-term opportunity in the United States of America to affect American economy positively in the next coming decades, preparing the foundation of emerging technologies. Did I skip the video? Is there a video in here? I thought it was.
Starting point is 00:49:11 That's a game changer for America in a good way, and we want to be part of it, he said. Then, of course, an ABC news report had to pipe in and ask a question which created some tension in the room, which was handled by President Trump and only the way he can handle it. check this little confrontation out with a woman reporter from ABC. Mr. President, is it appropriate, Mr. President, for your family to be doing business in Saudi Arabia
Starting point is 00:49:35 while your president, is that a conflict of interest? And your royal highness, the U.S. intelligence concluded that you orchestrated the brutal murder of a journalist. 9-11 families are furious that you are here in your law. You silly little bastard. Who are you? And the same to you, Mr. President. Now, who are you with? I'm with ABC News, sir.
Starting point is 00:49:52 You with who? ABC News, sir. Fake news. ABC fake news. is one of the worst. One of the worst in the business, but I'll answer you a question. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:50:00 I have nothing to do with a family business. I have left and when I've devoted to 100% of my energy. What my family does is fine. They do business all over. They've done very little with Saudi Arabia, actually. I'm sure they could do a lot. And anything they've done has been very good. That's what we've done.
Starting point is 00:50:16 We've built a tremendous business for a long time. I've been very successful. I decided to leave that success behind and make America very successful. And I've made America more successful by far than it ever was. And that it ever could have been no matter who was president. There would be nobody bringing in $21 trillion that I can tell you right now. As far as this gentleman is concerned, he's done a phenomenal job.
Starting point is 00:50:39 You're mentioning somebody that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. Pause. But he's referring to Keshoggi, the report or the media guy, that this guy, I mean, look, if you read it and followed it, pretty much his fingerprints were all over it. You know, because Koshoggi was writing bad things about, you know,
Starting point is 00:51:06 corruption over there and whatever. And he ended up getting chopped up. He thought he was making a diplomatic visit to the building or whatever. And a lot of people believe that this guy directly, and I literally mean chopped up. So when he said a lot of people, didn't like that guy. Trump was talking about Khashoggi, saying maybe he had it coming. That's sort of what he's saying.
Starting point is 00:51:31 Anyways, go ahead. He knew nothing about it, and we can leave it at that. You don't have to embarrass our guests by asking a question like that. You hear that? And he went nuts later on in the day. He said, I'm thinking about having ABC's or her license polled or ABC's, which is pretty crazy. But, you know, he makes, that's the way.
Starting point is 00:51:56 world. See, there is the make-believe world that the media lives in, and Trump lives in this world. He has to deal with guys like this. Just like when he was the developer, a real estate developer in New York City, he had to deal
Starting point is 00:52:12 or didn't make deals with him, but had to push away mobs, mob bosses and shit. Sammy the Bull on his podcast said, we tried, we tried many times, we couldn't get to him. he had too many layers. They weren't trying to kill him.
Starting point is 00:52:28 They wanted to do business with him. That's the world he lives in. He has to deal with people like that. Of course. I think that they never asked Biden about that. Same question about Ukraine and China. Exactly. Did you ever hear any of them say that?
Starting point is 00:52:46 Well, we have footage of you at a meeting with the Chinese guy. Remember that came out on the laptop? Not a, not a, that's why he, and that's why Trump, you know, he has to brag. And because you're not going to report it. You're trying to change the story here. A senior White House official said the Crown Prince's visit on Tuesday is expected to include a multi-billion dollar investment in American AI infrastructure enhanced cooperation between the countries on civil nuclear energy fulfillments of Saudi Arabia's original,
Starting point is 00:53:21 $600 billion commitment in May and defense sales to, strengthen the defense cooperation between the countries. So he was furious after. And I, he was, Trump was pissed. I want to know. I guarantee she goes back to ABC and her boss. He's like, get up, baby. Get in there.
Starting point is 00:53:41 All right. Finally tonight, this sort of, it's kind of dovetails right into this story, right? Culture clash. Talking about the same people, almost. Anti-Islam activists, those will be good guys. and pro-Muslim counter-protests clashed on Tuesday in Dearborn, Michigan, prompting a heavy police presence. If you don't know about Dearborn Michigan, it's about fucking 95% Muslim.
Starting point is 00:54:03 Deerborn home to one of the largest Muslim populations in the country, don't quote me on the number, it's a ton of them, has recently become a target for activists who accuse it of appearing, excuse me, of operating under Sharia law. And we know they're trying to make efforts to do it. Again, if you don't know the history of Islam, even if you know a little bit, this makes perfect sense. They come at you with a smile.
Starting point is 00:54:26 Oh, we're just over here to enjoy the funnel cakes. The clash began when Jake Lang, white fella from Michigan on the right, he's got a bulletproof vest. Who participated in the January 6th, 2021 Capitol Riot, arrived on Michigan Avenue and attempted to burn a Koran.
Starting point is 00:54:45 That always goes over well. Lang held up a light. And you know the people, you know, the people who will get mad, the lefties get mad at Trump because he wanted an outlaw, burning a flag, you know. They lose their shit when somebody tries to. Lang held up a lighter attempting to light the religious text on fire, but counter-protests knocked it from his hand. You got to tuck it up high, under, and switch hands when they're trying to tackle you from this side. You give Ahmed a nice fucking stiff on. Later, Lang slapped the Koran with it.
Starting point is 00:55:21 After that happened, he had another Quran, I guess. He slapped the Koran with a slab of bacon before a counter-protester grabbed the book and took off with it. This guy ain't playing. He was at the riots, smacking Korans with bacon? This is an Oscar-Meyer commercial. Just waiting to be. Right? Jump all over.
Starting point is 00:55:45 Jimmy Dean, pork sausage. Get in there. Blow this thing up. Here's a little footage of the excitement. Turn it up with America. It's America. It's America. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:56:01 It's actually pretty calm. It's actually pretty calm. We got another one. We got another one. Ha! Oh, he's slapping his bacon in public. He's got every right to do it. Welcome to America, motherfucker.
Starting point is 00:56:44 This is, you're looking at it, I think. I just got pepper spray. Now it's, you got pepper sprayed. Now he's got smoked bacon in his. Let's move to Dearborn. Anyways, Lang and his, group later marched towards City Hall ahead of the City Council meeting Tuesday night. Police maintain a perimeter on the sidewalks and along Michigan Avenue, intervening briefly
Starting point is 00:57:12 when the clash escalated following Lang's attempt to burn the book. One person was seen being arrested at City Hall, according to M-Live. No injuries reported. The chair of the Michigan Democrat Party, Curtis Hurtle, seen here, condemned the attempted burning of the Koran, attempting to burn a religious document is unacceptable act of hate, Hurdle said in a statement, it's also freedom of speech in this country, you bald-headed fuck.
Starting point is 00:57:38 Dearborn is a beloved multicultural city with tens of thousands of people who are cherished friends, family members, and neighbors. You wonder why? Seriously. And I'm not saying they're all bad folks. It only takes a couple. Don't you think everybody, Islam, they try to conquer the world. You read your history.
Starting point is 00:57:56 Don't you think they come at you with a smiling face? Michigan gubernatorial candidate, Anthony Hudson. So this is a Republican candidate, right, for governor, walked with supporters along the sidewalk as part of a demonstration that appeared unconnected to Lange's. Hudson had, listen to this, initially planned a protest in Dearborn calling it an American crusade against Muslim infiltration and Sharia law, according to a news release from the Michigan chapter on the Council on American Islamic Relations. also known as care, which is very anti-American. But after visiting three mosques in the area, listen to this, how naive, Hudson said there are many false and misleading narratives about Dearborn being spread,
Starting point is 00:58:45 and that all he found from Muslims in Dearborn was hospitality, according to the release. He also said he was opposed to outsiders traveling to Dearborn with plans to burn the Koran. That's exactly what that is. Chicken shit. That's white cowardice. in the very form that's brought us to where we are. Oh, Nick, you're exaggerating.
Starting point is 00:59:11 That's it. But really take a look at fucking, go ask people in London and the UK. This guy goes, well, they took me to a mosque for 10 minutes and they were nice to me. They're fine people. And you know what? Now I sound like trumpet of Charlotte.
Starting point is 00:59:28 And some of them are. You know what I mean? I lived in, look, I lived in Queens. There's a whole street of them. You know? I remember going into a corner store and the guy was Muslim and he couldn't have been nicer. We started talking sports and shit.
Starting point is 00:59:43 And he's looking at him, you would have thought he was like fucking bin Laden's brother. You know what I mean? You really, you got to take it on a person-by-person basis. But when you have a track record and you see how they operate, you have to be a little suspicious. And you can't say, I'm going to stand
Starting point is 01:00:01 with this, you know, with this protest. And then at last minute, go, no, they're actually nice. That guy's career should be rowing politically, I would think. That's my two cents. Who gives a shit? I understand, folks. That's it for today.
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