The Nick DiPaolo Show - Democratic National Calamity | Nick DiPaolo Show #398

Episode Date: August 20, 2020

Michelle Obama fact checked by the AP. Goodyear says Black Lives Matter OK, All Lives Matter unacceptable. Jake Tapper, the Republican Party is the party of deranged bigots. Thank you Pati "pinchyournips" Flores from Green Bay for your "Ask Nick!" question and for your continued support on Patreon! FREE! MONDAY - THURSDAY 5PM EST #Trump #MAGA #ABreathOfFreshAir

Hey guys, Nick DiPaolo. I'm sure you're like me. You have to be scared at the censorship that's going on for people who think like we do. And by that I mean who are for the truth and not a politically correct left-wing jerk-off. There's very few places you can go. This is one of them, the Nick DiPaolo podcast. If you want to do that, go to nickdip.com. You can sign up there. You can go to patreon.com, become a monthly member. Patreon.com, become a monthly member, and then you get access to over 300 shows I've already done. You get to ask me a question, all kinds of benefits there. And remember, subscribe on YouTube and make sure you stay subscribed because they're actually unsubscribing people. Anyways, that's proof that you need a show like this.

I thank you for your time. So now I want you to enjoy the show. So enjoy. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Hell, yeah. It's Thursday. That's Friday for me and Raz. It's still Thursday for you folks because you're working for the man. If you're working at all, I don't know.

If you're in the restaurant business, you and your family are starving. Thanks to the Democrat Party who has to keep this fucking hoax going. They'll come out with a vaccine on November 4th. You know, Biden will invent it himself by mixing fucking Maalox and Metamucil with vodka. Jerk off. Speaking of Joe Biden, he'll be accepting the nomination tonight. I will be tweeting live while he's doing it. Again, my manager Tommy doesn't understand that when I tweet, hardly anybody sees it.

But I think he'll put him on Parler too. Hopefully. But Twitter, I don't know. I don't know what he's thinking. but I think he'll put them on Parler too, hopefully. But Twitter, I don't know. I don't know what he's thinking. So, yeah, we'll make fun of that jack-off, and it should be loads of fun. I didn't want to watch those playoff hockey games anyways. I can't fucking...

Ooh, watched the Flyers and Canadians last night. It got nice and ugly. They don't fight anymore, but there's a ton of scrums and shit. One guy crossed and checked another guy right in the face. They fucking don't even think twice about it. That stick hurts. Bang, blood. Nice.

It's a nice fucking white man sport. So refreshing to see all white men on the field. I love it. Kind of racist though, right? Where's the quota? Well, you got like three black guys. That's enough. Can't give a, you can't have a black guy play a sport.

He's got blades and a fucking stick in his hand. Go viral. All right, let's get to it speaking of black people in the democrat park i i still don't understand why they fight over this vote when you know 13 percent of the population i still don't get it people say well they can't win because all black people vote democrat mostly well that's not a change anyways um barack hussein obama you remember the marxist he has the gall to show his face and the dnc has the gall after fucking the russia probe and mullergate all that after obama and and Biden spying. The biggest, it could be the biggest scandal in political history,

after spying on Trump, and that's all going to come out before the election. Has the gall to come out and badmouth Trump. It's just, it is, these people are shameless. Now he's going to pretend that he likes Joe Biden. If you guys guys been following this, people on the know say they fucking hate each other. There's all kinds of tension. Remember last week, Barack said, don't underestimate Biden's ability to fuck things up. That's a quote from Barack Obama. and he and and biden's camp was pissed because he didn't endorse him to the last second they were hoping somebody better would show up so this is i'm just watching this going everybody knows you don't like the guy but this is politics so let's listen to uh the guy who really started all the racial tension in this country and could could have smoothed it out he was biracial could have been perfect but no he chose to fucking uh white people are racist so his uh his barack

i never expected that my successor would embrace my vision or continue my policies pause i gotta say something he dresses better than any president his His clothes look great. I'm going to give him that much. He's clean. Oh, yeah, he's clean. He says he's clean. That's right. This guy washes his dirty pants before he puts on that coat. But I always gave him props for that.

And he was very funny when he did funny shit. That's all I'm going to say. As far as a politician, two-faced cocksucker. But I got a feeling I could hang with him. You know what I mean? I told you my fantasy to play hoops with him. He goes in for a layup and I submarine him. And he ends up in a wheelchair like FDR. He has to blow through a straw to fuck Michelle. Go ahead. I did hope for the sake of our country that Donald Trump might show some interest in taking the job seriously. That he might come to feel the weight of the office and discover some reverence for the

democracy that had been placed in his care. Pause. What? Democracy placed in his care? With your fucking socialized medicine? What are you talking about about you spied on him oh my god the gall here's a black guy calling a white guy lazy i'm fucking real and by the way the weight of the office you You hear the arrogance? That's my point. People give the presidency, the office, too much weight. They're supposed to be one of us. Who do you think has more in common with the average Joe in America?

Barack Obama, who went to Harvard Law School, or Trump, who was building buildings and hanging sheetrock? Yeah, he's a billionaire, but he fucking he started out next to his father. So anyways, go ahead. But he never did. I can't fucking believe it. For close to four years now, he has shown no interest in putting in the work, no interest in finding common ground, no interest in using the awesome power of his office to help anyone no no interest in finding common ground yeah because it's the republicans

who say no to everything the democrats as far as like money during this covid thing it's the it's the it's the republicans holding shit up the fuck are you talking about? Who said that? Barack Hussein Obama. Who the fuck said that? The well-dressed, the very funny, the very charming. Who's the climbing on top of the shit 20-year-old cocksucker down here? Who just signed his own death warrant? Barack Hussein Obama. Go ahead.

But himself and his friends. No interest in treating the presidency as anything but one more reality show that he can use to get the attention he craves okay you get him on that one that's fine donald trump hasn't grown into the job because he can't and the consequences of that failure are severe pause yeah so severe that we had the greatest economy in the history of the United States. He crushed ISIS in two seconds, opened up dialogue with North Korea. What else am I forgetting? Put a halt to illegal immigration.

Pretty much stopped in its tracks, building a wall. But, you know, these consequences. Come on, Barack. Frankly, it. I'll tell you another thing. Frankly, you're beginning to smell good. One hundred seventy thousand Americans dead. Millions of jobs gone while those at the top take in more than ever. He's trying to blame covid. He's blaming Trump. Our worst impulses unleashed. Our proud reputation around

the world badly diminished. Pause, you motherless fuck. Excuse me? What's the first thing he did when he got in office? He went around the world. Remember bowing and scraping to all the apologizing for us. And nobody had respect for us. That's a fact, folks. Come on, Barack. You're better than that. You don't want to be out there. Go ahead, sweetheart. And our democratic institutions threatened like never before. Oh, really?

No. Go ahead. I didn't say pause. That's it. Play the second one, Russ. Go ahead. Clip number two. About my friend, Joe Biden.

12 years ago, when I began my search for a vice president, I didn't know I'd end up finding a brother. A brother? Joe and I come from different places different generations but what i quickly came to admire about joe biden is his resilience born of too much struggle his empathy born of too much grief that's true wife died joe is a man who learned early on. Pause. He learned early on how to lie through his fucking teeth, his false teeth and his hair plugs. He learned to finger pop young women that work for him and deny it all. He learned to plagiarize other people's material. He learned to lie like every politician ever.

Go ahead, stinky. Every person he meets with respect and dignity. Pause. Really. Every person he meets with respect and dignity. Pause. Really? Every person he meets with respect and dignity. Does this ring a bell? I got a high IQ. Want to get down and do some push-ups?

You're a lion dog. Remember he said that to the union guy? Yeah. Yeah, lion dog face pony. Yeah. Treats everybody with respect, though. How about him saying to the black guy, what are you on cocaine? Come on, man. What if I said that to you? What are you, a junkie? Treats everybody with respect.

You assist his tits. Go ahead. Living by the words his parents taught him. No one's better than you, Joe. But you're better than nobody. You got that right. Right on the goddamn money there. Look, he's fucking, he's high. Next clip. Along with the experience needed to get things done, Joe and Kamala have concrete policies that will turn their vision of a better, fairer, stronger country into reality. They will get this pandemic under control, like Joe did when he helped me manage h1n1 and prevent an ebola outbreak from reaching our shores they'll expand he brought up h1n1

they fucking botched it you know how many people died from just the flu i'm very surprised dink weed here brought that up he's trying to blame trump this is how you know the dems are in trouble they're trying to blame trump for how he handled covet something that nobody in the in the offices had to handle ever and by the way all the numbers are going down in the hot spots now florida arizona you're not going to hear about that. Texas. Go ahead. Health care to more Americans like Joe and I did 10 years ago when he helped craft the Affordable Care Act and nail down the votes to make it the law. They'll rescue the economy like Joe helped me do after the Great Recession.

Oh, my God. I asked him to manage the Recovery Act, which jumpstarted the longest stretch of job growth in history. Really? And I'll tell you another thing. Frankly, you're beginning to smell. Oh, there's more? Oh, my God. Sorry god sorry Raz I don't mean to torture you with this go ahead this president

and those in power those who benefit from keeping things the way they are they are counting on your cynicism they know they can't win you over with their policies. Pause. Excuse me? Can't win you over with their policies. He won the last election, and he's executing those policies now. You're the reason Trump's in office. You realize that, dildo? You do, don't you? If you like your insurance, you can keep your insurance. If you like your doctor, remember those lies? Big mega fucking lies. But they weren't counting the lies back then, the press, the way they do with Trump. He's had 11,762 lies. Go ahead. I'm hoping to make it as hard as possible for you to vote and to convince you that your vote does not

matter that is how they win really shut up mind your fucking business and shut up most presidents don't trash the the president that follows them but you know, are you getting him to a doctor? He's scaring me. Raz's kid's got a little, I did it as a kid, too. I used to go, but he outright caught, you sure he's not smoking behind the garage when you're not home? It's a Hillary thing. You're sticking together. Now we got the dog face thick ankle dog face

she had to show her puss imagine losing to Trump then having the balls to come on national TV and say he doesn't know what he's doing he's an idiot you have no credibility

in this conversation go home and finish a nice grilled cheese you pig let's hear from Hillary Clinton, everybody. The morning after the last election, I said, we owe Donald Trump an open mind

and the chance to lead. I meant it. Pause. When you said that, was that before or after you started spying on him? Was that before or after you paid fucking the Steele dossier? Christopher, what's his fucking name? Steele. Was that before or after you paid fucking the Steele dossier? Christopher, what's his fucking name?

Steele. Was that before or after you did that? Hillary, I'm asking you a question. You look nice today. I'd like to fucking knee you right in the forehead, just like Masvidal in the UFC. Just a flying knee to your wrinkled neck. Go ahead.

President deserves that. And Trump came in with so much set up for him. What? A strong economy, plans for managing crises. Pause. Strong economy. Obama was the only president in the history of this country not to reach 3% GDP. Only one in history.

Racked up more debt than all the presidents combined before him. Strong economy. Listen, you flabby, t presidents combined before him. Strong economy. Listen, you flabby-titted willow tree. Go ahead. Including a pandemic. Yes, we Democrats would have disagreed with him on many things. But if he had put his own interests and ego aside, seen the humanity in a child ripped from her parents at the border.

Pause. Another talking point that's been disproven. Ripped from, yeah, they ripped kids from the, for the health of the kid. Obama put them in cages. And you're going to bring that up, you scum. You're a loser. You'll always be a loser. Go ahead. Protester calling for justice or a family wiped out by natural disaster. Or a black guy burning a Wendy's.

That would have been a good thing for America and the world. I wish Donald Trump knew how to be a president because America needs a president right now. In this time of crisis, Americans keep going, checking on neighbors, showing up to jobs as first responders, hospitals, ghost restores, nursing homes. Yes, it still takes a village. And we need leaders equal to this moment of sacrifice and service. We need Joe Biden and Kamala Harris. Shut up. Mind your fucking business and shut up. shut up mind your fucking business and shut up oh my god i know it's politics and i know they're shameless but the dems are more shameless than the i'm sorry they just fucking shameless they're saying all that do you understand when this report comes out the durham report supposedly indictments are going to go down.

I wouldn't hold my breath because we know people at this level don't seem to go to jail. But I hope he's dropping this like an October. You talk about an October surprise. But it doesn't matter. We're so polarized in this country. People who hate Trump are going to, they could have video fucking Obama stomping a baby's head and they're going to go, yeah, but this guy's a racist. He's a bigot.

I don't like his personality. Children of the corn. Speaking of the thick ankle dog face, I didn't get to this yesterday. She was supposed to. She had a court ordered testimony. She was supposed to testify hillary clinton's court ordered testimony was a moment in which many americans were looking forward to unfortunately however as fitton that's tom fitton um he's the one who does the judicial watch he's the one who

does you know always take you know for you freedom of information act and he's the one who does, you know, always take, you know, FOIA, Freedom of Information Act, and he's the one who's been digging into this. Fitton explains the Circuit Court of Appeals granted her mandamus. I had to look that up. That's when a superior court, a court above this court, can tell the lower court what to do, kind of like put it aside or whatever. That's in layman's terms, folks. put it aside or whatever. That's in layman's terms, folks.

So anyways, they granted her a mandamus, preventing her from being deposed by Judicial Watch as ordered by a federal court. So a federal court said that Judicial Watch could fucking question her. Court ordered. But this court of appeals says, no, she doesn't have to do that. The decision, while perhaps not surprising to some, undermines trust in the judiciary and the fair administration of justice.

So they're saying, no, she doesn't have to. Fucking unbelievable. No, they're ignorant. That's ignorant. I do know this decision seems political. This is, again, fit and talking. Hillary Clinton is getting special treatment from the court. The judge who wrote the case wanted to protect Judge Sullivan from General Flynn's mandamus petition.

Remember? Flynn, they're trying to ring him up. They're still trying to. Somebody appealed it, and the court said, no, we're still. They're still trying to somebody appealed it and the court said no we're still they're still pursuing charges against flint but the same court is giving hillary unprecedented protection along with two other judges from being questioned in discovery it's the fuck how many liberal judges are there out there every fucking one the coat's in session the coat's in session now here come the judge here come the judge you do understand all the judges went to ivy league

schools and shit and it's just expanding on what he has described as preferential treatment tom fit and states again this is the guy from Judicial Watch. He says, compare and contrast the agony I described with the court being hesitant to grant a mandamus against General Flynn, who in unprecedented fashion is having his motion dismissed to dismiss denied. And in this case, this is a guy who served our country and and in this case in a simple deposition issue the court has ruled she has an indisputable right to the relief she got indisputable they said what the fuck are they you're out of order you're out of order the whole trial is out of order they're out of order if you whole trial is out of order. They're out of order.

If you're outraged by the preferential treatment the courts have given Hillary Clinton support, judicial watch today, and you should. She'd get another pass. But not Flynn, who served this country, saw her action, you know, general. But thick-ankled dogface who's been in politics her whole life. Lying, scheming, personal server you know all the shit she celebrated

when this came down yesterday she went out to eat somebody filmed her having lobster at a restaurant in New York oh it's your favorite meal wow you finished that in a hurry look she's got a lobster bib on a tub of cheese um as you know michelle obama spoke the first night of the dnc and guess what the ap associated

press a very very liberal organization actually called her out on her bullshit do you know how bad you have to lie to have the ap who's very liberal call you out on your fucking lies. This made me hard. Hard as a shark. Former first lady in defensive end for the Philadelphia Eagles, Michelle Obama is not used to getting called out for her lies by the mainstream media. That's why it had to have come as a humiliating surprise to her when the AP brutally fact-checked her for claiming during her speech at the DNC convention that Trump administration caged children at the U.S. southern border. She's a liar. Well, I don't want to break up the meeting or nothing, but she's something of a cunt, ain't she, Doc?

Oh, she is. How do you mean that? She likes a rigged game, you know what I mean? It's the best fucking show on the internet. You understand that? While speaking on the first night of the DNC, Michelle insisted Trump and his administration use cages to house migrant children at the U.S. southern border. She then lamented that Americans are forced to watch in horror as children are torn from their

families and thrown into cages as opposed to watching what your people do, tear babies out of fucking wombs and flush them down the sink. Whore! Best show on TV. Whatever we're on. Liar! Liar! Whore! Liar! Whore! And you know it!

Michelle. I call her Michael. He's lying. He's lying. Michelle completely ignored the fact that her own husband, former Barack Obama president, used the same facilities for the same purpose during his time in the White House. The AP took her to task for this, saying that her claim was misleading at best and was completely distorted. Comparison. This is people who agree with her. The AP is very left. Michelle Obama assailed President Trump on Monday for ripping migrant children from their parents

and throwing them into cages, picking up on a frequent and distorted point made widely by Democrats. She's right that Trump's now suspended policy at the U.S.-Mexico border separated thousands of children from their families in ways that had not been done before. It continue. But what she did not say is that the very same cages were built and used in her husband's administration for the same fucking purpose of holding dirty migrant kids temporarily. Dirty people from dirty third world shitholes bringing their dirty kids here. They're rapists. They're shitting their pants. They have fleas.

Not stopping there, the AP went on to add that Michelle's reference to cages is misleading and a persistently distorted narrative parroted by the Democrats. I love it.

The AP's calling the whole Democrat party liars. And again, no fucking right-wing organization by any stretch of the imagination. Trump used facilities that were built during the Obama-Biden administration to house children at the border. They are chain-link enclosures inside border facilities where migrants were temporarily housed, separated by sex and age. The AP even mentioned that the viral photos of the children in the detention camps that Democrats circulated to

try and shame Trump over his zero tolerance policy at the border, get this, were actually taken in 2014. Who was the president then? The report said that these images depicted some of the thousands of unaccompanied children held by President Barack Obama. Liar, liar, whore. Unbelievable. The AP. Remember this moment. Hey, a quick reminder to everyone that I'll be broadcasting live with Anthony

Comia on election night from New York City. So make sure to be part of that. We did that the, uh, in 2016 when Trump won, I was there for like seven hours drinking on the, it's, it was one of the best, Comia's fans still say it was one of the best shows ever. Thanks as always to those of you who submit super chats during the show premiere at five o'clock. Since YouTube has, uh has uh demonetized us this has become very important to us so keep doing that uh like this one from mike p from yesterday he says here in madison wisconsin the judges are letting criminals out onto the street by giving them low bail one of them killed that 11 year old girl up here that's not just going on in Wisconsin either, Mike P. Another example of liberal judges.

Dude, they want to take your guns away, people like this. They're making you quarantine, but they're letting these guys out. They're supposed to be nonviolent people. They do it in New York City. Crime is through the roof. And you're going to vote for this? I really... The only reason I think Trump... The only way he could lose

this is if the Dems, and they're gonna, they're gonna fucking just steal it. They were already set in the narrative that Trump wins, that he's stealing it. They got nothing. They have no policies. All they do is scream that he's stealing it. They got nothing. They have no policies. All they do is scream how much they hate Trump.

They got nothing. Meanwhile, every major city is a shithole that they run. But let's go back to that. Here are some of my upcoming tour dates. I will be dancing and telling jokes at the same time. September 17th through 19th, I'll be in Vegas at the Plaza Hotel and Casino. October 2nd, I'll be at Jonathan's in Agunquit, Maine. And that's selling so well.

But once again, they're doing the half capacity thing. So to make up for it, I might do a couple shows. But October, this says October 2nd. I think that's been changed i'm not sure october 10th stand up live in huntsville alabama october 11th zany's comedy club nashville uh no that's right jonathan's october 2nd october 11th zany's comedy club in nashville and november 19th the improv in raleigh north carolina jesus christ i hope I remember how to do comedy. I have a Patreon question. It goes with the last story, actually.

Oh, all right, Raz. Look at Raz on top of his game. Patty, pinch your nips, Flores. Green Bay. Hispanic living in Green Bay? What, did he get lost on the way to New York? Green Bay. Hispanic living in Green Bay? What, did he get lost on the way to New York? I get the weird eye when I voice that I'm a Trump supporter being from Mexican heritage but first-generation American.

What is your prediction with our next election? What moral principles do you feel are absolute? Nick dip for president, Raz for vice. I'm not putting a black guy on the ticket. I'm not doing it Not after what Obama did to this fucking country Raz would be a great pick He's clean, he's articulate

But he's got kids and a family He's a good family man Thanks for keeping us informed Please pinch your nips Alright Ah! What moral principles do you feel are absolute? That's a pretty heady question for a Mexican.

I'd say align with every corona. What moral principles do you feel are absolute? Oh, that's very simple. Well, moral, you throw me a curveball with moral. Moral are absolute? Oh, that's very simple. Well, moral, you throw me a curveball with moral. Absolute. Jesus Christ, Raz. I know we're going to have a pop quiz here. Moral principles. I don't know. I don't have any morals. Neither do the people I follow on this show. Moral principles, do you feel, are absolute? I don't know.

Oh, I know. Well, this isn't a moral principle, but freedom, liberty. God gave that to you. These aren't really moral, though. Freedom of speech. I'm actually doing the Bill of Rights here. I don't know if that's what she was looking for. You should be able to bang any fucking person you want at any time. Is that wrong?

Moral principles. Rez, come on, help me out. Come on. Look it, neither one of us can come up with anything. Moral principle. Okay, how about a man and a woman, a nuclear family. A child should have a mother and a father.

Not a half a fag and a girl with a dick and a guy with six tits. All right, let's get on to it. Get that out of there. Fucking threw me a curve. Speaking of the DNC, the second night, which was Tuesday night, get this, the ratings on the second night went from, they plummeted 48% since 2016. Almost 50, almost half the people watched. I'm telling you, Trump should do it live.

Since this thing's going in the toilet and he's best in front of a live audience, do it live. The people who are voting for you, they want to go back to work anyways. They're not going to go, oh, my God, he's spreading it. He's got a big audience. Fuck that. The Nielsen Media Research numbers come after broadcast ratings dropped by 42% on Monday night when compared to the first night of the convention in 2016. When including cable news networks, MSNBC, CNN, and Fox News, the total viewership on the first night of the 2020 convention was 18.6 million,

an overall decrease of 27 percent from four years ago. The DNC's Tuesday event featured remarks by former President Bill Clinton, freshman Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and former second lady Jill Biden. You wonder why the ratings were in the toilet. Did you see that clip of Biden? His wife gave the speech and then he came in and he goes, hi, I'm... It sounded like he said, hi, I'm Joe Biden's husband.

Which is what I heard. But then I listened to it and I think he did say Jill, but I don't know. I'm not sure. People are fighting on the internet about it. Hi, I'm Joe. I'm Joe Biden's husband. I don't know. I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt for once.

At one time, I thought it sounded like Jill. I don't know. I'm giving them the benefit of the doubt for once. At one time, I thought it sounded like Jill. I don't know. Would it really shock us? But speaking of Biden, the Trump administration, I should say the campaign people, put out another ad. Very effective. This one's a little over the top for me. They get a little too cute. You know what I mean?

And then you're like, oh, they're just busting balls here. You got to do what you did with the first two. Keep them kind of serious and ominous. But here's what they put out yesterday. No, you haven't. You're a lying dog face pony shoulder. My memory is not as good as, am I doing this again?

Please clarify, specifically, have you taken a cognitive test? No, I haven't taken a test. Why the hell would I take a test? Come on, man. That's like saying you, before you got in this program, you take a test where you're taking cocaine or not. What do you think, huh?

Are you a junkie? What do you say to President Trump, who brags about his test and makes your state an issue for voters. I can publicly judge my physical, mental, physical as well as my mental fitness. Uh-oh, retard alert! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, but whoever did that was pretty good but but i like the first two that's going a little too far we know you're funny can't you i'm just dying for those first debates do you understand this poor prick he gets nervous now because he knows he doesn't have all his faculties i'm gonna say this i can't believe i'm gonna say i still don't know if he's gonna be the nominee even though he's accepting tonight something, something's going to happen between now

and the first debate. I'm telling you. He's going to go out in the backyard and fall into an empty pool or some shit. Oh, God. They're all about political correctness. Can we really take any more? And now

the corporations, these corporations, they're defending black lives matter which is a i'll say it again it's a marxist group if you read their mission statement the guy who the woman who started said we are marxists and yet nike goodyear goodyear yesterday topeka kansas Goodyear employee says the company has put out a new policy that it has some calling it not equal for all. A photo scene circulating on social media shows a slide that was presented during a diversity training show showing what's acceptable and what isn't acceptable as part of a Goodyear tire and rubber company's zero tolerance policy. Look at this.

Under acceptable, Black Lives Matter, lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender pride. That's what's acceptable. I suck cock. Please give me cock. I suck suck cock please give me cock i suck cock please give me cock that's acceptable here's what's unacceptable at good year blue lives matter all lives matter that's the one to me that shows they are totalitarian fascist left wing whatever you want to call them. All Lives Matter is somehow an insult to Black Lives Matter.

Can you imagine that's unacceptable to say? All like MAGA attire, they can't wear any at Goodyear. Political affiliated slogans or material. What do you think Black Lives Matter? You don't think that's a political slogan? Are you fucking dog styling me? I am your voice. According to the employees who took the photo of the slide,

it was presented at the Topeka plant by an area manager. I love to know what color and says the slide came from their corporate office out of Akron. Who gives a shit? If someone wants to wear a BLM shirt in here, then cool. I'm not going to get offended about it. But at the same time, if someone's not going to be able to wear something that is politically based, even in the farthest stretch of the imagination, that's discriminatory, said the employee under the agreement of anonymity due to fears they could lose their job if we're talking about equality then it needs to be uh equality

if it's not it's discrimination exactly you are correct sir here's what goodyear had to say goodyear is committed to fostering an inclusive and respect. When you hear inclusive, you know what that means? Fuck whitey. Inclusive and respectful workplace where all of our associates, all of our associates can do their best in the spirit of teamwork. Are you fucking kidding me? All of them except for white people and black people who are for Trump, by the way. Oh, this is from Melissa Monaco. As part of this commitment, we do allow our associates to express their support on racial injustice and other equity issues.'s political but ask that they refrain from workplace expressions verbal or otherwise in support of political campaigning for any candidate

well wouldn't you let them wear black lives matter what are you that's not campaigning for the democrats melissa you're a fucking titless one to you don't give me that smart out of your shit uh in support of a political campaign for any candidate political party as well as other similar forms of advocacy that fall outside the scope of equity issues oh my fucking word don't give me that smart out of your shit in other words if it's not in equity, when you hear equity, you're talking about race normally. Yes, pay and stuff, but it's black, white. When you're talking about equity, you know, white privilege, blacks have it tough, not getting paid, women don't get paid the same, all that shit. That's allowed, but that's not considered political.

Boycott Goodyear. Now I got to go out and look at my tires. Fuck. I think I need brakes too. I forgot to tell you yesterday I was going to get hit by a train on the way here. I'm on fucking, was it East Victory? I don't know. I go over them every day, the train tracks.

But there's no blinking lights and shit, right? There's no... It's just... Yeah. So I... I hear... It was a good 75 yards away, but it was a fucking train.

But there were no things coming down Jesus H 75 yards you sound like that's a lot I couldn't believe it I was the last one to make it through I didn't want to be late for the Nick DiPaolo show hey you know our friends at uh immunologic

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Let's get to the next big story, shall we? Where am I? What am I doing? Hey, what are we doing? Testing, one, two, three. Okay, here we go. We didn't get to this yesterday, but this made me laugh like hell.

Don't tell me this woman falls under the category. By the way, when black people, or whatever black women call white women, Karen, that's racist. You know what I'm saying, Taniqua, Letizia, and fucking Labrisia, and paraphernalia. What was it, Raz? What was it when I told you that I worked for Chris Rock, I wrote that sketch?

What was the shit that makes your hair grow? Propecia. I wrote a commercial parody, Propecia. It's a black girl who would blow you when you get confidence. I had a diagram, the hair grows, and the girl's down there. It's like a silhouette of her blowing a gun. DePaulo, I mean, Chris goes, DePaulo, that's too mean. Too mean?

It's too right on the money, motherfucker. DePaulo, you're racist, DePaulo. That's why I hired you. Give me that big piece of chicken. Let me get my foot in the door. Let me take a shit. Video shows Confederate Karen spraying water hose at pedestrian.

A video of Karen, a Karen, wielding a garden hose and appearing to spray it at a pedestrian is going at a pedestrian. It's a young black girl, the black lives matter sign, or she was writing chalk black in front of this lady's house. Um,

they called her a Karen though. She don't look like one. Why did you do that? In the video, the woman is standing outside of her house, uh, which is decorated with Confederate pro president, Donald Trumpald trump blue lives matter flags uh take a look and i say segregation now segregation tomorrow and segregation forever.

You hear me? Yeah. Yeah? Yeah. Then get the fuck out of here. You ain't gonna be doing that shit here. But this is public property. Go fuck in some place else and do that shit. But you're flying a confederate flag.

No, I don't give a fuck. This is my house. Exactly. I don't care. Pause. You're not. I like the girl how calm she is, though. She's not really giving up back.

She's like, this is a public street. You're flying Confederate flags. Okay, call the cops. Go ahead. Doing it. This is a public street. Your hose is on. Your hose is on. Your hose is on.

You snotty little bastard. You're not fucking doing it here. God bless her. That doesn't really help Trump. Trump next to the Confederate flag. I guess it does. People in the South still want it. They call her Karen. that's fucking hilarious the hoes wheel and karen continue to yell from the front of her house get

the fuck out of here you ain't gonna be that shit here go fucking do that shit somewhere else come on grammy watch your mouth anyways according to some users on reddit the woman recording is a black lives matter protester and was creating Black Lives Matter chalk art on the street. I think they're both right. That girl can write that shit on the street and that woman doesn't have to like it. But if you're going to get a hose, get a fucking fire hose. You're not going to knock anybody down with that shit. You learn anything

from your great-grandparents, lady? You know who's a real cum guzzler and I hope he gets cancer of his eyes? Jake Tapper. I hope this kid dies. This kid, this grown man burns to death in front of his children in a Volkswagen Beetle.

He used to work for Fox and then he realized what a left-wing douche he really is wednesday on cnn's the lead anchor uh jake tapper uh he said this um he was talking about a couple he's talking about laura luma and the other blonde broad down here remember they had the guns in her fucking head i think he was referring to both of them. And well, here's what he had to say. President Trump has praised both of them, gone out of his way to say positive things about these really unlikable candidates in terms of the things that they say and do. Pause. You're a journalist, you cum guzzler. You find them unlikable.

Quit injecting your opinion. Do you not know what you do for a living? They're unlikable to you. Yet they both won their races. So somebody likes them. Don't they count, Jake? Jesus Christ. Go ahead. Is it possible, Congressman, is it possible that the Republican Party is now the party of deranged bigots?

It's a sick question. You're a sick fuck, and I'm not that sick that I'm going to answer it. Is it possible the Republicans are a party of deranged bigots? This passes as journalism on CNN. Is it possible, Jake, that the Democrat Party is just Marxists in disguise, people who hate this country? Huh? Racists who hate white people? Is that possible, Jake? You gobbler of goo. Look at

shithead on the right with his fucking, he's going to make fun of his hair. It looks like mine. I think I'll shut my mouth. Tapper asks, in the last week or so, you were talking about the future of the republican party if trump wins or if he doesn't uh in the last week or so two completely unhinged conspiracy theorists both of them complete bigots as well have won republican congressional nominations marjorie taylor green in georgia that was the blonde with a gun in her ads uh in a republican district and laura loomer in flor, in a district that leans Democrat. What does that tell you, Jake?

What does that tell you? Maybe you're the bigot. Do you understand anybody who calls somebody a bigot or a racist? That implies that they are not a bigot or a racist, that they've never had a racist or bigoted thought. That person doesn't exist on this planet. Yet you have a whole party who think they are literally morally superior. And we all know who the history of slavery was, what party.

Do your homework. Death of a Nation, Dinesh D'Souza. Go see that and fucking find out. Anyways, he was saying that to a guy named Dent. I don't know who the fuck that guy is. Oh, Charlie Dent, Republican from Pennsylvania. Dent said, well, look, part of the reason I'm doing this today is because of what happened last week.

I wrote an op-ed. I was on John King's show, and we talked about, oh, what is that QAnon thing, conspiracy? That's somebody on the right that says the Democratic Party is into pedophilia and all that shit. Conspiracy. What do you think about the QAnon stuff? QAnon. That's what it is.

I'm sorry. It's French. I think they're on to something. I think Podesta likes to bang kids. Again, I'm just guessing. Epstein was tight, wasn't he, with Bill Clinton? Who the fuck knows? I don't know.

A lot of dirty people. Anyways, but listen, this is a Republican, and he goes on CNN. That's how you know he's an idiot. But so somebody, how do you say it, Rez? QAnon. QAnon. So Trump's on this. Somebody asked him about it,

because one of these candidates that this guy's poo-pooing on was talking about it, and Trump said, well, this president called this person a rising star. All this does is empower whack jobs, the nuts to come out. This is what the Republican from Pennsylvania is saying.

And I think with strong leadership, we should be able to marginalize folks like that. He says, that was the party that I was always proud to be a part of. And it's sad, a state of affairs. I can't imagine any of them would have appreciated any of this happening right now. Oh, God, this guy's a dink. You need to shut the fuck up. He added, I never thought my wildest dreams, a Republican president, would be standing up there defending the Confederacy or Confederate symbols.

How crazy is that? It's just beyond belief to me, said the idiot. It's not defending. He's defending the history of this country. You fucking idiot. And he didn't say there were good people on both sides of Charlottesville either. If you go back and listen to it. Aye, aye, aye.

This guy, that's a Republican from Pennsylvania. So he's for shit like ISIS did. Tearing down, you know, blowing up shit that's a Republican from Pennsylvania, so he's for shit like ISIS did, tearing down, you know, blowing up shit that's 2,000 years old that represents other cultures. He's for that. Anyways, time to sell some Donald stuff. Hey, guys, our friends at thedonaldstuff.com

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We need it with big tech pushing back against us, as you know. Hey, let's lighten it up a little. This made me belly laugh again. Once again, somebody else, another white heterosexual male victim of cancer culture or just, you know, a few years ago, we would have had a laugh over this. But no, apparently black, gay, transgender people run the planet right now. reds announcer tom brenneman uses homophobic slur on live mic the longtime play-by-play man for the cincinnati redbs was caught on a hot mic uttering a homophobic slur during a live broadcast Wednesday. According to the video of the incident uploaded to social media. He says they're talking about upcoming, I don't know, game, a city they're going to. And he goes, one of the fag capitals of the world.

know game a city they're going to and he goes one of the fag capitals of the world listen here you go the fag capitals of the world one of the fag capitals of the world. Game brought to you by Sinclair Roofing. If you're going to get blown and you're gay, do it under a Sinclair roof. Did you hear the fucking, he did have a little bit of a hateful tone. Play it again, Raz. God, I love it. One of the fag capitals of the world.

This guy should be promoted. Why can't we just laugh at shit like that? Here's the mentality. Somebody says something like that, that means a gay person's going to get beat up somewhere. It is just so, we just thank you left for taking all the fun out of the world. Oh, Nick, you find that? Yes, I do.

I was called the greasy wop and the n-word when I was a little kid. Eight times a day. I was darker than Raz. And I used to laugh at it. Irish kids with their blonde eyelashes and red freckles calling me a nigger. Anyways, he had to apologize. Boy, did he lay it on heavy. This guy must really want his job.

He says, I made a comment earlier tonight that I guess went out over the air that I am deeply ashamed of, Brenneman said during the fifth inning. If I have hurt anyone out there, I can't tell you how much I say from the bottom of my cock, my heart. I am so very, very sorry. I pride myself and think of myself as a man of faith. Well, that works. If you're a man of faith, you probably hate facts. I don't know if I'll be putting on this headset again. I don't know if it'll be for the Reds. I don't know if it's going to be for my bosses at Fox. I want to apologize for the people that signed my paycheck. For the Reds, for Fox Sports Ohio, for the people I work with, for anybody I've offended tonight. I can't begin to tell you how deeply sorry I am. That is not who I am. Yeah, it is apparently. They say true test of your character is how you act when nobody's looking.

I don't have a problem with Mr. Brenneman. You're making a crack. That's not who I am, and it never has been. I'd like to thank, he says, I'd like to thank that I have. I think what they meant to say is I'd like to think that I have some people that could back that up. I am very, very sorry. And I beg for your for your forgiveness. Oh, God.

Your tears are so yummy and sweet. Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness. Yummy. Yummy, you guys. Fucking quiz. That was him leaving the booth. Fucking quiz. That was him leaving the booth.

They say it was unclear whether Brenneman was removed from the broadcast or if he left on his own accord. I don't think it really matters to you. Oh, that made me laugh so goddamn hard. Finally, tonight, let's end the week on a nice light note because it's been very heavy here's a video that make make make you uh happy this is a this is a chinese man sent to me by a old pal rich wood that's right dick wood i think he probably has a thousand of these files somewhere chinese man has a girl swinging from his nut sack is what uh where's that video is Well, baby, me so horny.

Me so horny. Me love you. Well, baby, me so horny. Me so horny. Me love you. That looks like Kim Jong-un. Don't try that at home. I did. I didn't use my wife. don't try that at home i did

i didn't use my wife i uh i found an old bureau now i can dust the kitchen floor with my nutsack look look at him all proud and shit look at her she couldn't be happier it's funny huh because? Because Asian people, when you think of them, you think, they're probably pretty smart. They're pretty crazy. They're into some shit. Look at him, all

proud and shit. Look at my nutsack. Look at it. Ting-flog-shing is hanging from it. That's it for the week, folks. Another week in the books. I can't believe we're heading towards the end of Augustust my aching stem tonight uh thanks again for all the contributions again i'll be tweeting live tonight when joe biden does acceptance speech um don't expect too much because i'll be napping in between tweets uh and i think they might go to

parlor.com too i'm not sure what tommy's planning on doing anyways uh you guys think and i'll say it you're very welcome uh thanks for another great week see you back here on monday have a great weekend guitar solo ¶¶