The Nick DiPaolo Show - Dems Anti ICE Message Melting | The Nick Di Paolo Show #1866

Episode Date: March 10, 2026

In today's episode, Nick talks about Trump Being Trump, Trump Addresses Sleeper Cell Issue, Polls Defeat Dems on ICE, Two Women Die in Motel, Sharrone Moore/Paige Shiver Update, Making Maps Gay, BYU Backtracks and No Hustle In Team Panama! The FULL SHOW is live streaming & FREE-ONLY on Rumble! Join our LIVE CHAT at 6pm ET every Mon-Thu or watch the FULL EPISODE anytime on demand after 7pm ET. Follow my Channel and get notified! https://rumble.com/c/TheNickDiPaoloShow MERCH - Grab some mugs, hats, hoodies, shirts, stickers etc… https://shop.nickdip.com/ PERSONAL VIDEO FROM ME – Send someone a personal video from me! Go to https://shoutout.us/nickdipaolo  or www.cameo.com/nickdipaolo SOCIALS/COMEDY- Follow me on Socials or Stream some of my Comedy!  https://nickdipaolo.komi.io/

When I'm fucking smash his fucking facing. Welcome to the live lineup. I'm your host, Kenny Shepard. What? You get my show, obviously, because if you didn't, I'll be saying this to nobody. The fuck. Lauder with Crowder, very tremendous show over there.

Those people have a lot of money. They have a lot of outfits. Wigs and shit. And it's... You may have seen me on it many times. Tremendous show. Also, you get all these shows. for free. Stu McGillicuddy's How to Kill a Cat.

Anyways, if you want it ad-free, what you have to do is sign up for Rumble premium. That's like 40. You get a full of 40 applications. Somebody at Rumble's going to call my house. The fuck you do it. Now it's so easy. Anyways, follow my channel and download the Rumble app. Excuse me. Today I'll be talking about Trump being Trump. just as Gutfeld's show says, we don't deserve them. And, you know, people go, oh, he's braggadocious. Yeah, when you're a white guy who had the FBI, the CIA, the media,

the Democrat Party, the world against you and hate your guts, you got to blow your own horn. I'd learn that from being a no-name comic anyways, with my opinions. Trump also addressed the sleeper cell issue that you can thank Joe Biden for. that fucking clat. That's past tense for clit. Also, the Democrats are more unpopular than ICE. And that's Democrats saying that too, and independence.

And then we got a follow-up story on, remember the black head coach at Michigan? Well, his shit's going to court. And I might surprise you of my take on that one. And we have one clip from the world baseball classic, as they call it, you know, where countries play each other. I'm not watching it. I mean, come on, Carol Burnett's on.

We got one clip from my boy, Roman. Ah, fuck it. I mean, I guess this would be the time to show it. Roman Anthony, number one prospect in baseball. As you know, Sox brought him up last year like halfway through the season. Or maybe the, I can't even keep track. I think it was last year. And all his slash numbers are through the roof.

He's everything they said. And this is what he did yesterday against Mexico. Took the game in. Sends his squad a mile. How far would it fly for Roman Anthony? Even Aaron Judge was impressed. That's a red sock. A lot, man, what that's coming?

Look, Aaron, I love Aaron Judge. The guy's just a team player. All right. Tom Cruise sound like he was 11 in that movie. That's Roman Anthony. Lefty. Oy. Remember the day before they brought him up to socks,

I know you guys want to hear about their baseball season is right around the corner. The night before they brought him up, he hit a grand slammer went 499 feet. I think he's 20 guys. 20 or 21? I don't know, but I was saying to Dallas. Can you imagine you?

you put your head on the pillow at night. First of all, you're in the minors for a little while. Longer than the whole Boston City wanted him up. They were screaming on radio for two years. Bring him up, bring him up. They did it right. And they bring him up. Can you imagine you have all those expectations?

Then you fulfill them. And then you put your head on the pillow. You're 20, I think. Maybe 21 this year? No one. Well, he signed an eight-year deal worth, you know, it's actually a good deal for the Red Sox because he'll be worth three times that in about a week.

But you'll lay your head on the pillow going, well. I have no money problems. for the rest of my life. And I'm playing a game, a kid's game. I would be pulling my putt every night, dropping a load on a $4,000 hooker's ass. You know who said that? That's right, Joe DiMajou.

He was talking about a male stripper, by the way. A lot of guys thought he was a little light in the loafers. Did you ever hear that one? I don't believe it. I mean, a guy was banging Marilyn Monroe, but they go, yeah, but that's what we're talking about. You know, who loves Marilyn Monroe, gay guys? and he was very particular

This is how like Because he was very You know what Buttoned up and always dressed nice And he made him nice appearance That makes him gay Why? Because the guys like me in school going

Eh Isn't that hilarious? Yeah well I like to be that gay Fucking hit 56 games in a row and have Maramon Rowe touching my perennium. Perennial. Sounds like something on a map. Here's the international date line. Here's a perennial.

You know. Anyhow, any heat. I made companata the other night. I forgot to tell you, which is just so funny how I haven't made that one. That's a typical dish that most Italians. You know, it's just eggplant. But it's sauteed with friggin' onions and actual cherry tomatoes. And this cape is in there. And there's, what's a very other salty thing?

Oh, my fucking memory. I don't know. But I just kept putting off making it. I used to make something, an eggplant dip, which is basically that putting a food processor. It's insanely good. But this is just sort of before that step. And the next day, it's like 11 times better. You're like, God, fucking damn.

Anyways, but then I realized I had an evening gown competition coming up, so I'm laying off that. It's just cigarettes and Diet Coke from here on in. And Coke. I always forget the Coke Coke, because I mentioned the Diet Coke. In Dallas, I don't know, he seems to remember that one. He did some runway modeling in Milan when he was at the service. That's how he stayed fit. I can see you.

I've watched those fucking, those things make me laugh, those runway. Women and men walking down, wearing shit, you'd get shot. Even in my lot if you're outside wearing it.

It's like a fucking lady with angel wings and fucking a guy with, you know, yellow boots and purple turtleneck with a pink skirt.

Hey, oh, I've talked about this on the show before. You guys on the internet on like, I don't know, TikTok or whatever, They do those things where they go back in time, like they go back to happy days.

And they show, you know, Richie Cunningham. The fuck's his real. I'm Ron Howard. They show him when he's 22 playing Richie Cunningham. And then it's all AI, obviously. And then he comes out and sick to neck, puts his arm around him, and now he's like 70. It is the creepiest cool shit. But then they, a lot of people have passed away.

So they come out and they have angel wings on, which kind of morbid. Isn't it? It's kind of weird. I picture myself dying and they have me come out, you know. And I have a devil pitchfork and no wings. Thought bubble. Thought bubble. Race is shit.

That's a keeper. Yeah, it's kind of sad. Although I just saw when today they were doing, you know, Ferris Bueller's day off and they were all like alive. wasn't the or am I mixing up my one of those it's either Ferris Bueller's Day off or a breakfast club

the guy that played the principal in real life was a pedophile I want to say it was the guy from Ferris Bueh I could I don't want to I mean allegedly but he's still alive I was hoping he was going to come out with wings

he's still alive they showed him chasing him a Cubs go, no, he's still alive, so that's surprised the shit. It's weird. It is really a cool concept, but it's the best ones when you walk into a, they have one like in L.A. in the 50s, you walk in, James Dean is hanging out. Paul Newman. It's like 23 playing pool. It's fucking really something else. Gee, I wonder if they're going to use that to lie to us about world events. Started doing that in 78.

Anyhow, speaking of that, God, I had one more thing that popped into my head that I thought I wanted to tell you. I'll be in a diaper in about a year. Come visit me, the Maple Street retirement community here in Savannah. I'll have some black kid wiping my ass and beat me with a bedpan every time somebody turns around. Nick, why are you going to say that? Because that's how the world works, okay? You're fucking humanist. Trump being Trump, my God, this guy, my God,

please don't let please let him live till at least 90 even when he's done you know we still should go to this guy for advice and I'll say it again you guys are probably sick of hair at the fact that they're talking like the midterms they're going to be handed to the Democrat I can't believe what I'm fucking hearing

there's other polls that say otherwise but I can't even believe a guy could do this much as president I don't get if you'll fucking like him or not but when I say that I know that people that don't like them you're fucking assholes the guy has done more if you look at it objectively

which you guys can't on the left apparently he has done more in a year than the I don't know every president in my lifetime combined and think about it he was this close to getting killed on TV in front of us think about that we were this close

to having Kamala or whoever the fuck and would be getting bombed by Iran right now and what that's how I feel you think the cities are a mess now with fucking the, the blue cities. Anyways, yesterday Trump addressed

the Republican members issues conference, whatever the fuck that is. They're lawmakers, which means they're senators and congressmen, I don't from the state of Florida. I don't give it. It doesn't matter. They're politicians. But what? I just like the name of Republican members issues conference. A bunch of

guys that have hangups. You know, porn addictions, coke. Guys, got to quit the shit. I did it. was at Studio 54 get my dick sucked I can't do it I'm still gonna continue to try

A booed Shane Gillis does a great A bit I've watched it like three times It's funny every time Anyways he was talking to these people in Florida And of course Mr. Trump Did not Did not disappoint here he is

Being the humble president that he is Done No I don't want to brag But you know they've said this about a lot of things No other president can do some of this shit I'm doing You are correct, sir. The things I'm doing, nobody else was going to do it.

They say it all the time, sir, could you do this? You're the only one can do it. I love how he loves to tell stories where they say, sir. And again, I think I picked up on that three minutes after he started doing it. Sir, he fucking loved. I'm telling you, he was made for this moment. the guy is unflappable. He doesn't mind.

He loves, you know, when you're too hot in the kit, get out of the kitchen, whatever to fucking say in is, tell the chef to get in the kitchen and make a thing. Make a what? Make a sandwich. You know, the woman chef.

Not the fucking male one. Get out of the kitchen. If you can't stand the heat, this guy runs towards the heat. He would die without attention. I really believe that. He would die. And he's like,

Great White Shark. Once again, if you guys watch your Sopranos. Tony was in a session and they talked, I think she asked him about what happens when a great when a shark stops swimming or whatever. The sharks can't, great white,

boy, can you tell I, again, slept about 30 minutes. If sharks stop swimming, they die. Because you've got to keep the water flowing or whatever to fuck. And this is a term for that. But that's what he is. There's certain people to have to keep moving and keep he's he's made for it and he's got a fucking great mind not the dummy oh he's a con man and a pedophile keep saying that dem's keep saying you know what then i want a con man

and a pedophile for my president how about that because it works great maybe that's what the job called for p t barnum because it's working out beautifully oh you don't know what's going to is that all you got every time he makes a big move you're waiting for the other shooter drop couldn't that tell you you're on the wrong side of the game you're hoping he fails I said it week ago maybe two weeks ago and then I read somebody last night I'm on the internet I forget I read them all political somebody said and I I god damn I should have tweeted it um I really think the Democrat party is the only thing that stands away stands in the way of peace world peace I mean, for Christ,

we get all the Arab countries on our side now. Iranian people are doing the Trump dance. Then you cut to Hakeen Jeffries. This guy's a piece of shit, blah, blah, blah. Think about that for a second. Iranians,

more pro-American than Democrat Party. I mean, and you're still going to vote for them in the midterm. Suck a dick and die. Not you people. Obviously, you don't. You can suck whatever you want.

It says video. I forget. Oh, we just show. showed it. Trump boasted that other presidents have not had the makeup to achieve the results he's achieving. Yeah, it's called giant brass balls. He's got gold toilet brass balls. Plexiglass tits. What? Well, touting his most favorite nations, that's MFN. I know that phrase. Do you know how I know that when you're an entertainer? You always heard that when you signed a contract to do a comedy. Central Roast or whatever, most favored nations. That means everybody gets paid.

to say. And I go, yeah, but I'm not a fucking nation. I'm a sovereign individual. Anyways, MFF deals with pharmaceutical companies. Most favorite nations, he made deals with pharmaceutical companies to drastically lower the cost of popular prescription drugs in America and calling on Congress to

codify them. In other words, like make them permanent. Isn't that funny? All the other presidents couldn't do that? Isn't that funny? Huh? You'd think. I think on that alone, Democrats go, you know what? This guy's got us. Let's just fucking go away for a while.

You believe that? Not hearing affordability anymore, I, that worked sort of was there. That was the buzzword for a week. Specifically, Trump was recounting how he persuaded French girlie boy, President Emmanuel Macaroni, who married a guy, by the way. Have you seen her? Yeah. Have you seen, baby, have you seen?

Do, do, do. Do you do, do, do, do, do, do, do you see her? Uh, there he is. Trump's spitting in his head. Uh, other world leads to agree to pay more for prescription drugs. So us Americans could pay fair or price. Do you know we were like fucking carrying the load? Everybody else all over the world was paying half of what we were.

For Sky Rizzy, which I need. Still don't know what it is. I just listen to the side effects. They're so funny. I know. My favorite one is don't take it if you're allergic to it. Well, thank you. that's where we are.

That is a society where lawyers run the planet. And I suggest you get this book. I want to say Jared Taylor. I might have the wrong. And it's not the one some woman wrote a few years ago. It's called Nation of Victims. I read it in the fuck in 90s

about how the legal system. No, I'm sorry. Death of common sense. Death of common sense is the name of the book. And it's all about how the legal system. We serve it instead of the other way around.

With stupid shit like that. Don't take it and let you know. And the warning on the dry cleaner bag, don't put over your head. And I said to that one, I'm not going to see through. This girl's ugly. I need something thicker like burlap. I said, well, here's the story. If you don't do it, this is Trump

bragging about what he did with Macron. If you don't do it, I'm going to put in the case of Emmanuel's 100% tariff on all wines and champains coming into the United States. Folks, let's think about this. Yes, he's

the best businessman ever sit in that seat, but did anybody else even try to use tariffs like this? No, they were heading to globalism. Trump recalled adding that he told Macron, your wife's got a dick.

He already had the document to enforce the tariff on his desk when Macron protested agreeing to the most favored nations deal. Trump said McCrone ultimately agreed. He just lost his patience with Trump. Problem, you're the fucking problem.

You fucking Dr. White, unking jam rag, I'm telling you, H, you keep looking at me, I'm going to put you in the fucking ground. I promise you. Not this time. I just wanted to play that one. He hadn't heard it.

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Go to shoutout.us. Anyways, let's stay on the big dawn. Trump talks sleeper cells in the United States. Anytime I see sleeper cells, I want to picture Joe Biden next to it with his thumb up. The U.S. has intercepted encrypted communications believed to have originated in Iran that may serve as an operational trigger

for sleeper assets outside the country according to a federal government alert sent to law enforcement agencies. Yeah. So they're here and somebody made the call and woke the sleeper cells up like a virus. So keep your head on a swivel. And if you run into one, just go,

You shit kicking, stinky horseman horse-melling motherfucker, you? You know, if you're at CVS, and the guy's wearing the fucking... The alert reviewed by ABC News site's preliminary signals analysis of a transmission likely of Iranian origin that was relayed across multiple countries. shortly after the death of the Ayatollah Khamani. Kamani, the Supreme Leader of Iran, was killed in a U.S. Israel attack on February 2.8.

Here he is seen with a fan belt on his head. The intercepted transmission was encoded and appeared, I mean a tire, that's way too thick. It was encoded. He's a blackhead. Like, is it? What? What happened? I said, right.

Oh, you said, right, and you got up. I thought something fell over. was encoded and appeared to be destined for clandestine recipients who possessed the encryption key, the kind of message intended to impart instructions to covert. Yeah, we know what a sleeper cell is. Operatives or sleeper assets without the use of the internet or cellular network. Shall they send the homing pigeon from T. It's possible that transmissions could be intended to activate or provide instructions to pre-positioned sleeper.

Let's not cut pubic hairs, huh? intended to kill us in the long run. That's all. Operating outside the country. Here is the President of the United States when asked about this specific sleeper cell situation. Activated any sleeper cells inside the U.S. There's reports that they have pressed that trigger button to activate those cells at least abroad. Well, we've been trying for a long time.

We've been very much on top of it. one of the things we have to do is get the Democrats to stop the Democrat shutdown because as you know the apparatus that looks into that Schumer and the Democrats have shut it down which tells you they probably hate our country a lot but the Democrats have to open that up but we've got very very good intelligence into that we know a lot of different things that have happened that have been very bad a lot of them came in during the Biden open border period but we have them under we've got them we're watching every single one of them

yeah we know a lot about them the biggest problem we have is the Democrat shutdown we know a lot about them but the shutdown doesn't allow us to do what we have to do what he's talking about is holding back funds from the Department of Homeland Security while sleeper cells are activated

so once again keep voting Democrat not you guys obviously You have no idea how to defend a nation. That you end with Joe Biden and everybody else on the left. I fucking hate you people. If you hate me won one millionth as much as I hate you, Civil War is inevitable. I'm not going to be in it.

I'll be watching it on TV, but I'm just saying my back's coming. The first few stories always, that's what I do. I get the political shit out of the way and then we go into light of stuff. Kids with cancer and fucking... Dem's anti-ice message melting. Hey, Nick, that's pretty good. Yeah, if you're writing for a fucking rag. As President Trump continues his push to secure the nation,

a new, oh my God, NBC News survey reveals that American voters hold positions on enforcement of immigration laws that are at odds with a mainstream media narrative. When have we ever been in line with the mainstream or vice versa? When has the media in this country ever been in line with what most Americans want in this country? I can't name a time. I started following politics when Reagan was in a

actually Jimmy Carter because USA beat Russia in hockey and right around there I got interested. When's the last time the media was ever on? Let's put it this way. Has anybody ever been kicked off the radio or television for being too liberal? That's right. What has he won, Dave?

The poll conducted by heart research, they're very good associates and public opinion strategy. they're even better. Shows that when it comes to border security. Voters prefer the Republican Party over the Democrat Party by a staggering 27 point lead.

That's fucking beautiful. You know, that is beautiful, but again, everything's relative. How is that not 99 to 1? Honestly God, how is that not in the 80s? That's why I, all the polls,

and shit, they really, it's to keep you interested. If the party's losing, they're going to tell you, it tells you to get out and vote. Like somebody said, the polls don't tell you, you know, what people think, and it shapes their opinion on who they're going to vote for. The American people have more faith in the agency protecting the border, which would be ICE,

than in the party that has consistently undermined it. Well, yeah, that's how it should be, shouldn't it? Gee, I wonder if optics like this have anything to do, the Democrats having shitty approval numbers. That is why I'm also asking you to end deadly sanctuary cities that protect the criminals and enact serious penalties for public officials who block the removal of criminal aliens. In many cases, drug lords, murders all over our country. They're blocking the removal of these people out of our country.

And you should be ashamed of you say. You stupid, fuck. and blab my mouth cut. Excuse the language that I love so much. That word was designed for the situation. Sorry if it offends you out there, but there's another show called Sesame Streetman, the letter F.

Anyhow, the survey was conducted between February 27th and March 3rd of this year. It included interviews with 1,000 registered voters with 620 respondents reached via cell phone. and 309 interviewed through an online survey sent by a text message. The results which have a margin of error of plus or minus 3.10% reveal a growing divide. It ain't big enough. The poll also has shocking news for the Democrat Party.

According to the survey, 38% of voters have a positive view of immigration and customs enforcement. By comparison, only 30% of voters have a positive view of the Democrat Party. Yet I keep hearing how we're going to get smoked in the midterms. And people, and I like how they work this in over the last few years. Well, it's usually how it happens. The party that's out of power usually loses during the, well, let's change that. Even when the party that's in power is doing shit that hasn't been done in 100 years, I just don't believe any of these numbers.

They should be 90-20. This came up on the show before when somebody beats, oh, no, we're talking about Trump in his first term. And they put up a thing and they'd say he's winning by whatever 10. And I'd go, everybody's excited about, I go, really? That seems like a big, but it should be 90. You know, it's weird. It really is fucking phony bologna. Ooh, watch your mouth.

The eight point gap suggests that despite radical abolish ICE rhetoric from progressives, the American people have more faith in agency protecting the border than the the party that I think I already read that. It's back in there again. In a post on, excuse me, in a post on X, Jonathan Turley, great lawyer out of Georgetown,

said the Democrat Party barely edged out Iran and popular, as Democrats push airports towards a shutdown during peak spring break travel. Yeah, you don't want to piss off those voters. The fucking 400 kids from Howard University are going to destroy a holiday in in a couple of weeks.

They could soon lose not just to I ran, but it says, oh, Ebola and future pol, I see they were being sarcastic. I read that one three times. I'm a comedian. That one was almost too fucking sarcastic for me. That comes from Turley. Turley, let me tell you something.

The first 10 times, 15 times I saw him on TV years ago, he seemed like a solid kind of lefty. You know what I mean? He was a college professor, Georgetown, a brilliant guy. But I never got any vibes that he was a righty. until this recent core of lefties showed up. And he's like, what the fuck?

Holy moly. All right, let's lighten it up. Isn't it funny? Every time I say that, I get away from the politics shit, I go into a kind of a not very light story. Tell us, she's like, yeah, what's your problem? I know, we should make a, we should make a thing for it. Yeah, lighten it up.

Lighten it up, and it's a picture of like Rosie O'Donnell and a seesaw with some kid and that, I don't know. Two women who found dead. This bans me since I spend a lot of times in hotels. Two women found dead in the Northern California motel room just days apart. And authorities are now pointing the finger at a silent killer. No, it's not heart disease. Carbon monoxide.

That shit's dangerous. Why can't we get rid of it? You know what I mean? offices with the Eureka Police Department. I've been up there. Me and the wife drove up the coast when you. And firefighters from Humboldt Bay Fire first responded to calls from the lamplighter Inn.

That's funny. That's the name of it. February 21st around 2 p.m. Where they discovered a 37-year-old woman dead and suspected it was a possible overdose. Turns out she was just watching a steady diet of Colbert. Another was found unconscious and was rushed to a local hospital. The eerie scene repeated itself just five days later.

On February 26th, first responders were called back to the same room in the motel after another report of two people unconscious, again, due to a suspected overdose. Inside, this is, can you imagine this is somebody's mother, sister, wives, whatever. Inside, they found a 36-year-old female dead and another in critical condition, and Hunter Biden nowhere to be found. Good night, everybody, who was transported by ambulance to a hospital. After the surviving patient was taken away, firefighters at the scene began showing symptoms. The firefighters themselves had symptoms consistent with mild carbon monoxide exposure official.

There was a whole family in my hometown, probably 15 years ago, maybe. Danvers, Massachusetts, who died like on Christmas morning from carbon monoxide poison. That means my town's famous and I am. too. That's what I get out of that. What does he do? Anyways, fire crews tested the air in the room using a gas monitor and detected elevated levels of the poisonous gas. Even more troubling, there were no carbon monoxide detectors in the room, which is amazing. I mean, I fart in a holiday and this shit goes off. The fountains and the water things, you know what I'm saying? So I think they might have a lawsuit on the hand.

Call me Judge Judy. city officials quickly stepped in, calling the property owner to the scene and bring in code enforcement and building inspectors after reviewing first of all, if you didn't have any carbon, you're in deep shit, whoever owns it. Those are supposed to be inspected

like every fucking six months. And it was determined that the motel could not remain open until each room undergoes mechanical inspections and a fire code violations. Those are fixed. The city then issued the owner a first and final notice ordering the

motel shut down immediately until the problems are corrected and re- they didn't fucking put them in cuffs they give him a written no you better get that fixed somebody's going to die oh oops i'm sure he's going to be in a lawsuit but i'm just saying that sounds even at that stage it sounds kind of mild authorities have not yet said whether carbon monoxide exposure played a role in the two deaths no it was the fucking toothpaste that they got from the front desk uh but a spokesperson person with the Eureka police told a local outlet that there was no evidence at the scene indicating an overdose. That's what it was called in, like twice.

Oh, sure. Five days apart, people didn't know each other and two women overdose. Okay. Now, I'd believe that if, like, Led Zeppelin was staying there in the 70s, they'd be like, only two? The fuck, are they getting light on the shit? So, yeah, that is just. Can you imagine that is somebody's relative or what?

They didn't really get into the siblings or, God, help us. Something else you're going to worry about now? I want a background run on the guy running it. I want the manager, the owner. Probably don't speak English. Oh, Nick, stop. Oh, you know how it works. Let's move on to turning the page.

And I spell page the way a woman would spell it because that's what we're talking about. P-A-I-G-E. Sharon Moore, you remember that guy, Blackfella, head coach, Michigan right after Harbar left, right, I think. Copped a plea deal in his criminal case, but he's not completely out of the woods. Page Shivers, that's the girl that the coach is having an affair with.

Page Shivers, that's her name. Her attorney tells TMZ Sports, the former Michigan football staffer, is not ruling out suing the coach and the school. So she's the victim. I'll get to my point in a second. More pleaded, no contest to two misdemeanors. last week with the three original charges, including felony home invasion, it gets dropped. How did that?

I love how the most serious charges get. He busted into her, well, I'll get to it. How's that? Yeah. I know how a plea deal works, folks, but I'm just saying. Both Shiva and her lawyer, Andrew Stroth, expressed disappointment with the deal, urging the University of Michigan to take accountability for its painful missteps. Stroth also said Shiva endured years of harassment.

and manipulation, leaving her pressured, intimidated, and unable to escape conduct that should never occur in a workplace, let alone a public university. That said, a potential lawsuit against Moore and or the University of Michigan is not out of the question. The University of Michigan is recognized as one of the leading academic institutions in the world, Stroth told us on Monday. More importantly, they have great football there. Look at Mr. Strath. It's a Muppet. At this stage, we are exploring all options to obtain justice for Ms. Shiver and advance systemic change within the athletic department at the university. Let me just ask a question here. I'll get, no, I'll give you the rest of the details. More that black coach was arrested on December 10th last

year hours after he was terminated from his head coaching job for having an inappropriate relationship with this young, cute white girl. You parents did a shit job, I'll tell you. What do you mean, Nick? You know what the fuck I mean. He had a little. He had a little bit. He had a little bit of a little bit of a little bit. He had allegedly broke into Shivers home. By the way, I'm half joking. You have to love each other, but this is, I'm just glad I don't have a daughter. That's what I'm saying. I'll be kicked out of my neighborhood.

He allegedly broke into Shivers' home and threatened to harm himself. He breaks into her home, threatens to, he grabs a butter knife. Oh, yeah, what are he going to do? Fucking have a bagel or kill yourself? What a fuck, a butter knife? You're going to be there for a while? Oh, I'm sorry, you got a pair of scissors, too.

And he says, I'm going to kill myself. I'm going to make you watch. My blood is on your hands. You ruined my life. You're weak. You're out of control. And you become an embarrassment to yourself and everybody else. Said she.

He was initially charged with home invasion, stalking, break in and entering. But with last week's plea daily now faces malicious use of an electronic communication device in the context of a domestic relationship and trespassing. So we have a battle of victims here. First of all, she worked from for a few years. I don't want to hear any more about strong, independent young women who can do anything men can do, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Until I read a story like this where the girl, right on the first day, goes, if it's not consensual, goes to the fucking school or the cops or whoever. Don't give me this shit you're there and dating him for a couple of years.

And then he flips his fucking lid. so I don't want to hear about it. I don't want to hear how strong and independent. And speaking of that, I don't know how I didn't talk about American Idol at the open. And again, I do this every year, folks. You have to watch it, not for the fucking talent and the music. You have to watch the network, ABC, in action. Every liberal vice, everything they hold near and dear,

that we find so politically correct and disgust. is on steroids. Last night, even my wife, who yells at me because I pause and yell at the TV, even my wife goes, what the fuck? They showed guys crying in the audience, whether it's a girl's boyfriend or a married couple in their 50s

with a daughter singing. It's only the dad crying. The other contestants, a big burly guy with a beard, young handsome kid from Wisconsin, they kept showing him dabbing his eye. They must have showed 50 fucking scenes where people were crying.

A couple of the fucking, I'm saying fuck a lot, I know. A couple of the contestants couldn't finish your songs because they started crying. It was a parody. I said to my wife, this is like SNL.

This would be hilarious sketch. It would be like, you know, the Julia, remember the old Julia Child sketch when she's cooking, she cuts her finger, blood squirting up? They could have done that with the tears.

Just have it build up more and more. It was the creepiest thing. And there was a black woman judge. She's an influencer on the internet. She was dressed like Aunt Jemima. Every time there was a black singer on, she would stand up and they would show her encouraging and shit. And Lionel Richie would get up.

He only gets up when black people sing, you know. He'll get up once in a while for Whitey. But I'm just saying, they kept zooming in. If somebody did really something really nerdy, that zoom in on a white kid. I can't tell you. I can't ask my wife. She almost killed herself because of me last night.

Can't even watch the TV show. I fucking said this is, but it gets worse every year. It's not even about the talent. They tell sob stories. One kid literally goes, I wrote this song and I sang it for my grandmother in hospice. Oh,

it was called her kidneys failed. I don't know. Please watch it. And if you think like I do, you're going to find. and you know who makes this shit, you'll have a heart attack. But even my wife goes,

what the fuck? It was, I don't know if they were trying to make us laugh. They'd cut to a cameraman. What the fucking guy riding by on the bike in the background. I mean, it was the most insane because when you,

and 90% of it was meant. It was always the dad crying because that's what you want to do. By showing the dad crying and not the mom, and they do this all the time now, uh, cancer commercials like, uh,

you know, What's that fucking with all the kids? St. Jude's. It's always the dad crying. That's not an accident, folks. Do you understand? I'm onto them. I have been my whole life.

Once in a while, they throw in a token woman crying. But that's to show that the woman's strong. It's the husband who's just like the, either that or look who we turn men into pussies. If I get cancer and I'm a little kid, I don't want my dad crying. You know what I'm saying?

I want him choking the fucking surgeon who missed the fucking chunk of my... Anyways, just, just, watch it. Even if you don't like the music and shit, just mute it. Just fucking, you have to watch the political correctness that's run a fucking knock. Every kid starts with 16-year-old kid. I love my parents. I've been through a lot and then we're waiting to hear what a lot is. What did you go through? Nothing. There was like four of those. I've been through all the stuff I've been through. You're 14. And they, it's fine.

Fucking scary. Scary. Meanwhile, 14-year-olds over at Iran, you know, learning how to cut a baby's head off. Anyways, let's get back to the show. I digress. I asked you to Google. Please Google.

I didn't Google today. Just put American Idol. When was it? No, that was a live show? I don't know. Yeah, last night show and put people crying. I'm guessing. I'm not the only one that noticed to me and my wife.

I got to believe there's other people going, what the fuck? I thought there was a gas leak in there. Like, let's move on to more spoiled white kids. To be or not to be, Y, you. I give these lines and dials like, what the fuck do I do with this one? Nine students who applied to Brigham Young University. Listen to this. This happened a few days ago, but once again, it showed the softness.

were mistakenly sent congratulatory acceptance letters despite not being admitted from BYU and the school is, get this, allowing them to enroll after the embarrassing blunder. Now most you go, what's wrong with that? I mean, they made the kids all excited and then they hurt their feeling.

Yeah, that's how fucking life works. That's why you're going to college to learn that. You don't get what you're... It was a simple mistake, a computer mistake. You fucks. At least that's how I... was brought up. Now you're owed a college fucking education, even though you don't qualify for it? That's worse than DEI. High school senior Owen Johansson from Oakton, Virginia was among the group of

students who received acceptance letters. He said he was ecstatic and that he spanked it all over the living room floor and his parents went out and he had kids over and that his parents, both alumni of BYU were thrilled after seeing the admission notice saying that he got in. Let's check out the story. When Owen Johansson got his acceptance letter to BYU, he and his family felt like you might expect. We were thrilled. We celebrated.

That was two weeks ago. Milt! Mouth! Last week, as we went through the process of accepting the admission and finding Owen a roommate, they realized something was off. Now there's a injection letter there instead of the big welcome to BYU. Owen's mom, Talae, says they eventually learned the acceptance letter. His life too crazy.

Her name's Talae. Toulay down with his mom. Tilly. Let's talk to his father. As fuck. Go ahead. Roll it. Was a mistake.

Operative word, a mistake. A mistake. However, as he began accepting the admission and searching for a roommate, the welcome to BYU message and his online portal was replaced with a rejection notice. His mother, Tilly, down and sleep,

said the situation was made worse because the university apologized to her and her husband, but had not reached out to her son personally. It's not enough that they apologized to, you're the ones who are going to have to pay for it. I am, I am, Tilly Johnson, Tilly, said the experience left her completely

heartbroken. Wow, what a horrible life you've led. This left your heartbroken. Oh my God. Mormon bride. I don't know if she's Mormon, but boy, fucking Utah. They shoot the ugly ones. Anything under a six, they just fucking bury behind a barn

by the entire pro. And demanded that BYU not only honor her son's acceptance, but also the other eight student. Well, who the fuck are you? I should have hit that. What the fuck are you? Who the fuck are you? After a mounting backlash over the admissions mix-up,

the university said Wednesday that all nine students will be allowed to enroll. It's great, in it? Knowing that, I don't know, some civil, kid who's majoring in civil engineering, you know, he'll be building a bridge if you know he didn't have the qualifications to get in that you'll be driving over someday. It was a mistake. Life's tough. Every once in a while is disappointments.

I just had a huge one. I can't even talk about it. That means whoever the director of admissions, Chad Johnson, I guess, I don't know if he made the ruling or the head of the school, whoever did grew up in this, everybody gets a trophy error. I guarantee fucking T you. BYU's director of admissions, Chad Johnson,

issued a public apology. Oh my God. It's like they killed one of the kids. After applicants were mistakenly given false hope, despite, how many times have you been given false hope in your life? and it didn't turn out your way. I can think a 10 off the top of my head. Start with dick size.

Let me tell you something. Oh, anyways. Anybody with me out there? I wish I could talk to you, fucks. You're like, yeah, we could talk to you too. If you stop calling us fucks. Listen, that's a term of endowment. My father used to use it at Thanksgiving.

Instead of saying, when is John and Ethel getting over to go? One of these fucks coming over? This gravy is delicious. Who the fuck's up made it? Let's move on to what a queer agenda. Listen to this one, folks. Buckle up, this one made me look. Representative Brian Masked, M-A-S-T, Republican Florida,

questioned a State Department official last week. Oh, by the way, real quick, I read, they found all kinds of shit about what Obama was doing and the FBI and the CIA. More shit to Trump. And spying on us. regular Trump supporters. This is like documented.

Again, will anybody go to jail or whatever? I don't know, but at least it's in the fucker works. Rep. Brian masked Republican Florida questioned a State Department official last week over Biden-era grants for DEI programs around the world amid her claim that former President Joe Biden's administration, I'm not making this up. This is in quotes, was trying to make the maps that we use more gay. Do you hear what I said?

Oh, that dirty cog sucker. Sarah Rogers, the State Department's Undersecretary for Public Diplomacy was testifying before the House Foreign Affairs Committee in a hearing entitled Advancing National Security through public diplomacy.

What has that got to do with fucking maps? I present to you this clip, this is me writing the last sentence, as exhibit one of how fucked up the Democrat Party is. Again, this happened under Joe Biden. Check this up.

Tell me, what is queering the map? So I think we were trying to make the maps more gay. Pause, literally. Fucking queer! Did you hear what she just said? This won't even be on S&L. That's a sad part, I don't think. Making, and she's a straight face.

Making the maps more gay. You know, you know, you look at a map in the United States, Florida, is always the dick. They make it balls around it. You know, shit like that. It's terrific. Go ahead. I can't believe we're even talking about. How do you make a map more gay? You jerk off on it and wipe it on your brother's neck. Since age of cartography, we've had pretty good maps,

but maybe they weren't gay enough. Pause. She's not even smiling when she's saying this. This is a serious conversation that the Republican who's doing the question can't believe himself. But she's fine with it. You can tell she grew up with this shit.

He might as well have asked her, how do you grow up tomato plants, you know, what's the best? That's, go ahead. Also, I took critical theory in college. I think sometimes people use... Wow, that paid off. I do understand that the maps that we were trying to make gay were, I think, of Czechia and Slovakia, so maybe those...

Pause. Just Czech... Does Slovakia know about this? Do you know about this? The Americans are trying to make your map gay? Go ahead. For it, I doubt it, but I don't know. We do have real things to work on in Congress,

like what's going on with the imminent threat of Iran. And it is embarrassing that we have to talk about the fact that things like this were funded. Somebody finally gets it. And then he listed off more shit. I just, we've heard before about teaching, I don't know, lesbians in Paraguay, how to fucking knit AIDS quilts.

I might have made that one up. But other grants were for a DEI flash mob. Listen to this. in Kyrgyzstan, which I'm proud to say I performed in. That was the first night we performed in Kyrgyzstan. That's an airport that we pay Russia like 50 million a year

to use. Right? And his rotted equipment from when Russia fucking invaded. That was a trip that I will never. That shit is seared in my mind. And remember I taught when we were leaving? We had to go through Kyrgyzstan and I have my own little

what was that movie when the guy was trying to sneak hash out of Turkey? Midnight Express. Was that what was Midnight Express? And they stopped me. Everybody else was already through and they asked me if we went into other countries and I went yeah I thought they knew what we would do.

And then I saw the guy that was handling us, the Vietnam vet who was watching over us, the whole trip, he was a black duty, started getting animated and arguing with fucking I'm standing going, am I going to fucking, am I staying in Kegistan tonight?

And all of a sudden some guy came out It's right out of a movie, Dallas. Guy comes out, some Mongolian fuck, a bunch of medals. It looked like a fake military jacket on. And he has a huddle with a couple other guys behind there. And he comes back after like a 10-minute huddle. And we all had to pay $30 in cash. Where did they come up with $30?

And I was like, whoa. I thought I was a goner. Anyways, Kyrgyzstan. I thought, you like those little stories. I gave you one. A diversity road show in India. that's another thing they spent money on, a diversity road show in India.

Diversity and exclusion programs in Luxembourg, Spain, New Zealand, Canada, and Malaysia, teaching trans and intersex leaders in India. I would like to touch your penis, and your vagina. We would absolutely love to know the individuals specifically who are busy

writing these grants because they have no business receiving another paycheck from the people of the United States of America, he concluded. Amen, brother, man. Do you believe that shit? Do you believe it? How long is this story? Huh?

I know he gets time. It's a matter for that I want to do it enough. Run for us run. Let's do it. You're right. It's kind of a team Panama in the AFA mentioned world baseball classic. Did not go down without a fight in this year's World Baseball Classic on the field and in the dugout. I love when they get nasty with each other.

John Papelbaum fucking chewed out somebody when he was on the Phillies. for not hustle and papal bomb as a motherfucker. He would yell at any. He was crazy. I loved him. Big redneck, throw at your head and shit. Good guy. Kind of like a poor man's,

who's the guy that I love? The old racist from the Braves in the 90s? John. You believe this, Dallas? We had him on the show. I'll remember him. Right now, everybody at home is yelling to TV. You more.

Anyways. here's what happened. Trailing 4 to 3 against Team Columbia in the bottom of the ninth inning in Monday's contest, veteran infielder Jonathan Aruse, who has been in, in, and has a bit of a reputation for having an attitude. Anyways, he entered as a pinch hitter, probably not happy he wasn't starting. Grounded out to second base to begin the frame. Arruse did not hustle. That's kind of understating. This isn't anything new with today's business.

Major League Baseball players. I've seen a few of the Red Sox carry their bat. They've run for the first 10 feet with their bat in hand. Arroos did not hustle out of the batters box and got into a heated exchange with Team Panama manager Jose Mayorga. You remember he was in charge of immigration under Biden as he returned to the home dugout at Haram-Abitthorn Stadium in San Juan, Puerto Rico. So here's the video.

He's not going to run out the ground ball. If you guys aren't baseball fans, you're supposed to run hard. Regardless, even when you hit a little ground ball, you know you're going to be out by 1,000 feet. You're supposed to beat it out. We can have that debate some other time, but this was funny. Check it out. Look at him.

He is not busting it down the line. No, let's show the real video. There comes another one, too. Arauz, bouncer, right side. Keep an eye on the guy. One away in the ninth. But the first out of this half inning, Jonathan Arauz, coming out of the batters box with his team down just one.

And look, to put yourself in his shoes, right? He's not playing it. He's a former Major League player. He's frustrated. And then he copped some words right here from his teammates. Probably not busing out of the dugout. There's so much pent-up frustration. That's his manager.

He was yelling at Jose by Morgan. And this is something where it's like, oh, yeah, you have me pinch yet now. He's probably frustrated. He's not starting on this team because he is a veteran player. And this is what happens, man, when you start pressing. Pause. You hear the guy with the accent, making excuse, almost defending the guy for not running out the ball. Of course, he has an, I don't want an accent, probably Australian, whatever,

almost defending that shit. And you can't argue, look, my favorite part of playing baseball when I was, and it's what I miss most about being young. I had good legs. I could run. I would run balls out all the time. I just love sprinting down to first play. But when you're getting paid zillions of dollars, here's the argument against it. You got to know baseball. When you hit a ground ball. You're out. You're out 99.9% of the time you're going to be out. Once every 12 years, some guy might throw the ball in the dirt, throw it over the guy's head. And then you look like an asshole if you're standing there with your bat. That's why they say you should run. But you could also tear a hamstring. And it's weird. But I still side on people who hustle like Pete

Rose. And it makes a good impression on young players. You know, I mean, anyhow, that's the fucking argument. It's not a ruse's first time. This was very telling. It's not a ruse's first time showing a motion during a WBC contest. Even that they were showing a motion. You mean flipping his lid? As he was visibly frustrated with a teammate who did not tag up and score on a flyout

during a game against Cuba a couple years ago. Fucking guy. There's no crying in baseball. In four games during the 2023 WBC, Arous slashed a solid 267, 421, 333 with three RBIs, but registered one walk and no hits and five of bats this time around. So he kind of stunk it up. He has appeared in parts of four MLB seasons,

most recently, suiting up for the 2023 Mets where he hit a manager, where he hit a meager, I said a manager, I was reading into his violence, where he hit a meager 136, with three home runs over 26 games. And he had an attitude for being a little lazy and blah, blah, blah,

and the major leagues. So I kind of see. And if you have a, if that reputation precede you, coaches, you know, they're going to watch, actually keep you under scrutiny. And whatever. Manny Ramirez used to kind of do that, crazy Dominican.

had ground went to short, and he wouldn't even write. He'd have the bat in his hand, halfway down at first. And nobody would say anything, you know why? Because he's the greatest right-handed power hitter ever, especially in the clutch. Look it up. Look at the numbers. Still has the record for like RBIs in the playoffs.

Fucking crazy. During a game, a Red Sox game, he was playing left field. Right in the middle of the game, he calls timeout, and he goes in the fight. And now you can walk into the monster. He goes in there and, P's, comes back out, holds up the game. He was fucking crazy Dominican.

One of my favorite reds, the nuts, you know. What else did he do? One time, he feels a ball in left field. He gets by him, takes it off the wall at the Greenmont, turns around, and the cutoff guy is like three feet from him. He flips it to him instead of thrown in himself. And then another time he spiked the ball by accident, goes to throw it in and throws his straight.

Then you see him like smirking after. And this is when he lost me though. He beat up a guy that worked for the Red Sox, like an old guy at a concession stand. Somewhere in Fenway, the guy worked. I don't know what his role was, but I threw the guy down. That kind of fucking Dominican's a cuckoo.

Not all of them. I'm just saying, a little hot-headed, but so with the Greece-Balgannis. I understand. I talk myself into a corner. Let's get out of here. that's it folks for today gave you a solid fucking hour

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