The Nick DiPaolo Show - Dems Bawling Over Ballroom | The Nick Di Paolo Show #1809

Episode Date: October 27, 2025

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Have you seen that, brook? Dude. It's fucking awesome. How are you? That was from Kate Fear. And if you haven't seen it, even the original I haven't seen, but it's just as good. I've been told by everybody. But De Niro, when we used to like him and he was normal.

Anyways, welcome to the live lineup where you get my show, all these other great shows that are scrolling by for free. And now you can get Glenn Greenwald live right here at 7 p.m., which is right after my show. And he's a serious journalist and knows his chat. If you want to watch it all ad-free, sign up for Rumble premium. Don't forget to download the Rumble app. Today I'll be chatting about just the Eric Swarwell. It might be on my hit list as the top fucking moron over there. He's just dumb.

He's the one who get caught, you know, banging a Chinese spy because he was so retarded. He's got a problem with the ballroom and a suggestion for the Democrats in case they ever see the White House. Gracie Gavin knows something. He almost made a commitment to running. Oh, he's so full of shit. Disney, I wouldn't take my kids there because apparently you go there, you get very depressed about something.

People are jumping off the balcony over there like there's a pool underneath. Unbelievable. The hat trick is for our suicides the last few months. Yuck. Also, some threats against Pam Bondi. How dare you?

I'll find you and kill you. All that. And again, some fried chicken recipes later on on the show. You guys, I'm kidding. When I say that, they're probably going to be. does a cooking segment.

I've got to go to the doctors tomorrow. I have my teeth, my right side up here. Every time something goes, I can hear Polly Walmutz. First, it's your fucking eyes. Then it's your teeth. Then you can't piss. So far, I got the eyes and teeth, and I ain't exactly pissing like a horse.

To be honest, would you? Right side, upper, when I bite the, even when I'm not biting, it's throbbing. And it feels like all four teeth on this side. That started two weeks ago, and it sort of disappeared. And then I woke up Sunday morning, and I was like, my whole head was throbbing. And so then I Google abscess because my wife goes, might be an abscess. So I Google that, and as far as a tooth goes, and I had like four or the five symptoms,

if you have an abscess tooth, the throbbing and the pain. And also it hurts your face. Like, you know, the travels, the pain travels up your cheek, which I had. a fever which I had last night I was like this I'm skinny now so I get cold easy but this this was sick this is sick fucking cold

I was like this I didn't even watch Sunday night football I felt so shitty I just went in my fucking room well it didn't help that I had four out of 16 picks or 13 whatever the fuck it is but I'm just laying there

I didn't even have the TV on and what else oh you have a weird tasting mouth I think I got that it's out of the you know never mind um anyways so I'm going there tomorrow and I hope they say it's an abscess because if it isn't what the fuck is it know I'm saying muffler can you guys hear that out there can you guys will that pick it up shows you we're live uh anyways that's about it for the way Hey, Winsome Sears, can I talk to you?

She's the conservative, older black woman, who I love, by the way. She is as fit as anybody to, what does she run for? Attorney General of Maryland, I think. I want to say Attorney General. Not governor, or is it governor? I don't know. Anyways, Winsome Sears. You know who she is if you're conservative.

Please leave me alone. We're bordering harassment now. I'm talking, I'm not exaggerating. 7, 8, 10 texts a day asking for money. I've fucking blocked. Everything you can do. Consider it junk mail. Delete it.

I've done everything but go to her house and punch her in the face. I'm on Google right now. Google Maps. Enough already. I mean, I've been hit up before by politics. But not like this. It's insane. If she got $10 every time she hit me up,

she'd have plenty of money. Just me financing her. But it is. It's like, harassment. I don't know what the fucking, who do you call? Sol? I don't know. But again, she's, and like I said, don't make me hate you. Not that I'm going to vote in your fucking, but she's great.

Very smart, conservative, a black woman who's qualified. Speaking of that, remember Condoleezza Rice? She's part owner of, uh, what team? God damn it, Nick, don't bring it up if you can't remember. Was it last, who played last night? Steelers Packers? No, she wasn't at that game. What an asshole. Let's go to Commanders.

I don't know. Google it. I don't think so. It isn't because it surprised me. No, and they're playing tonight, so it definitely wasn't them. They showed her in the box, though. But you got to love her, too. Never had a husband.

Makes you wonder, but... People out there know already. Of course, it doesn't just pop up. It doesn't? No. Con the laser ice. She's on the playoff committee. She's on the playoff committee.

Yeah. She actually returned kicks, I guess, at Texas A&M. Forget about it. Really? Fucking Google doesn't bring it up? No. Not immediate, at least. Our name's too big.

To spell out and even do this. Broncos. Thank you. That took a minute. Yeah. Broncos. Thank God we cleared that up. Now you guys can sleep tonight.

Jesus, Nick, really? Anything of kill time. Hold on a second. Open up, you fucking. Not for the technology. Today, for some reason, my fucking... Trying to play music in my car, and it wouldn't connect to my phone.

For just some reason. just to fucking start off of Monday. Look, I was born in a bad mood. I don't need fucking more of the shit. Can't wait to be dead, honestly. Maybe I'll go to Disney World. Ah! I don't know if that's going to work

because it was a callback. Anyways, let's get to it. Eric the Great Buckhead. I thought that was cute. You know, Rep. Eric, swallows well, as I call him, Democrat, California. Well, he's mostly known for farting on air a few years ago. Do you remember the whole Fartgate thing?

He was on with like Fox or somebody, and you can hear it. You know, it was like it was as loud. It was like Rodney Dangerfield and Caddyshack when he goes, oh, somebody step on a duck. I mean, it was like that. It was a little louder than that. Has become the latest to succumb to what Trump supporters are now calling BDS, ballroom derangement syndrome.

Come up with mean or shit. Will you have Republicans? They ought to hire me. I know how to balance it. It'll be just mean enough. Can we do that? Yeah, that's what I've been doing my whole life. Didn't turn out too good, but.

Swallows Well wants a pledge from any 2028 Democrat presidential candidate. He wants a pledge from verbal that he or she will demolish Trump's planned big, beautiful ballroom or not bother to seek the party's nomination. And he's dead serious. I want you guys to sit there and think about that for a minute, that request. Just think about it. Does he really give a fuck about the people

and doing right by Americans and tax men? They got nothing. That's what he's talking about. Remember we had a clip of him a few months ago, benching. He was challenging some to a... He looked stupid. I see his face and I think of this. Matt Damon.

Matt Damon. Matt Damon. Matt Damon. Don't even think of seeking the Democratic. Oh, okay. Whatever you say, I would love to fucking run into this motherfucker. I don't care how much younger he is. I'm guessing he's juggling.

Everybody is. Don't even think of seeking the Democratic nomination for president unless you pledge to take a wrecking ball to the Trump ballroom on day one. Is that the biggest thing on your list, you stupid West Coast fuckhead? That's what I should have called it. Swallow wrote that on X, or he had some retired door for him because he doesn't know how to read or write.

Does he? Uh-oh, retort alert. Oh, by the love of God. Retard alert. Swallow Well is only one of many Democrat commentators who have gone ballistic over the estimated $250 million to $300 million event space reporter to be paid for by private donors and Trump himself. So that's how you know it has nothing to do with your taxpayer money or it's, it's, I've never

seen, and I've been around and I've hated people, you've hated people, we've all hated people. I have never seen the level of hate, especially in politics. It is unnatural. They are as un-American as Trump is pro-American. They literally put America last. That's not a fucking exaggeration. Man, would I like to see him die in a car wreck?

Tonight. I would. Okay, I was just kidding. Is that clear illegal? Suck a dick. Senator Amy Klobuchar speaking of sucking dicks, Democrat Minnesota. Why do we get a good picture of her?

That's as humid as she's ever looked. Told Emma, come on, where are the enemy? Find a person, I don't know. She's ugly as a fucking told MSNBC's the weeknight. Oh, they have a new show called The Weeknight now. Probably been an old show. That the demolition of a section of the East Wing was taking a wrecking ball to our democracy,

which is... It's a little whore and a little piece of track. What's so funny is that that metaphor is so obvious. The minute it came out, and they showed the Reck and Ball, the minute it can't, every... You know how they sing from me? the same song sheet. They think they're being clever, though.

They all jumped on this. Taking a reckon ball to democracy. You wouldn't know democracy if a bitch in the face. Hillary Clinton, thick-ankled dogface, like somebody gives a fuck what she thinks. Look at her. She's looking again.

She's at the eye hop, look at the hostess going. I might have her whacked. Pretty sure I saw her leaving the house in Westchester with fucking panties bleeding. Hillary Clinton said she was trying to help Democrats fundraise off the project. Were you? Chelsea, in between assassinations. This is the best one. Poor Chelsea, not only she's scary looking, she's as retarded to. Chelsea Clinton lamented Trump was demeaning the white. How funny is that? Demeaning the White House

stature. I'll repeat that. Clinton is saying that Trump is demeaning the White House stature. And to you, young lady, you don't remember what you're dead. I'd say shut your mouth before one of your dad loads, lands in it. How about that? There's some advice for you. Can you imagine? He's getting blown under the desk while eating a pizza, sticking cigars up, women.

Not that there's anything right with that. White House stat with a renovation, seemingly oblivious, like, to the irony represented by her father's sexual escapades with Monica Lewinsky. You turned out to be a good-looking broad if she'd get older. Anyways, you remember Monica, don't you? That's black. It doesn't work. All right.

Oh, it's a good one. Trump was asked about the ballroom this past weekend, and what did he have to say? We've raised over $350 million. It's a beautiful room, a big room. A big room. I don't have any plan to call it after myself. That was expected.

Probably going to call it the presidential ballroom or something. like that. We haven't really thought about a name yet. Call it the Swalwell Ballroom. Name it after the Democrats. Look at that. Yeah, who would want that piece of shit? The East Wing, I've been reading about it. It's the oldest part.

It's kind of damp and musty. I was reading about it. It really is, like, needs updating. Who would want that? A nice $300 million new ballroom that doesn't cost taxpayer. It just goes to show what they're all about, folks. Look at that thing. He really likes God.

shit, doesn't he? Excuse me. I bet you if he wasn't present, I bet you when he's home, he dresses like hip hoppers with the fucking gold. I know he walks around in his bathrobe with like 11 giant fucking gold crosses, rings on every finger. I bet he even has grill work he puts in. And he's got the crown. Yeah, we know he's got the crown. But he, the fucking grill work, he looks at Malani. She's like, oh, take that out you, it looks black.

Anyways, he loves his bling, blank, bling. That's a beautiful room. It's going to hold almost a thousand people or $999, as he says. I don't know why. Anyways, yeah, so that's Swalwell saying, I need a pledge from, first of all, who are you? You're not the president. You're not even the fucking head of the Democrat Party. I need a pledge, if you were.

Don't worry, you're not going to get near the White House. Speaking of jerk off lefties, here comes. This guy's so over the top, slimy. that he almost doesn't bother me. We know he was born to do this. There's something called Monarch Training. I've said it before. My wife explained it to me

has to do with the, you know, the people involved in the Bilderberg group and the, what is it, the fucking council of foreign affairs, whatever. They're literally, they raise their kids, send him to certain schools and all this, to do what this ratfink does.

By the way, he was on a podcast with three, four black guys. And these were like black, with dreads and shit. He was trying to, he was, I don't have a clip of it. He was trying to act like he was

a fucking street kid like he grew up on the street. He goes, you know, hustling for rent and shit. I didn't have it. He was trying to make it sound like he was fucking poor. Oh my God,

they are the phoniest people alive. Greasy Gavin almost commits. Gavin Newsom is closer than ever. Didn't the Ridler do that? Somebody. Yeah, the Joker. Didn't he put his hands together like that? Gavin Newsom's closer than Everettor running for president in 2028. And in an interview with CBS Sunday morning, California's governor admitted he'll strongly. You flew to the White House last year. Remember when Biden was still president? Remember? Biden was out of the White House somewhere and they showed him

remember everybody's going, oh, look at he's got, he was at the White House for some reason. Governor admitted he'll strongly examine whether or not he will run for president in 2028 after 2026 midterms. He probably looks at what's going on in New York City and going, that frigging extremist anti-Jew Muslim is probably going to be the mayor. I guess I could pull this off. But this has been as wet dream his whole life. Can you imagine destroying the most beautiful state, arguably, in the country, for decades, he's been ruining it and thinking you're going to fucking have a chance? that's how here's my other explanation on that that proves everything's rigged because he couldn't even him is unrealistic and his denial he is in even he couldn't think he could actually win without

cheating does he in friggin sane and then there was a democrat on tv uh hakeem jeffreys i think it was saying that trump is going to steal the midterms this is what they have folks You know what projection is? They accuse you doing everything they're doing. Hakeem Jeffries is as dumb as the fucking... This guy's the most sane. At least he pretends to be a politician. But we all know that he's this.

You're a warming me cut sucker. You know that? Elsewhere in the interview. Excuse me? Oh, Jesus. Sorry. Is it fair to say, after the 2026 midterms, you're going to give him. a serious thought. Yeah, I'd be lying

otherwise. Pause. I'd just be lying otherwise. I'd be lying otherwise. Like, that's unusual for him. When the fuck aren't you lying? Do you remember during COVID you're up at the most expensive restaurant in Northern California having a nice dinner or everybody else is wearing masks? You fucking asshole. You lie about everything. The recall, you didn't get recalled. There's no way you got fucking recalled.

Even fucking people in L.A. who Like you, don't like you. That was pretty good. It's so funny coming up. I would be lying, you know. Lime, and I can't do that. Governor, you have long said that if you ever run for the White House, you need a compelling why, a reason.

Are you moving closer to figuring out your own why and your own decision? Yeah, and he just said, if you have a compelling why, you can endure anyhow. And so I don't think, I think the biggest challenge for anyone, runs for any office is people see right through you if you don't have that why you're doing it for the wrong reasons and so oh my god well that that will that faith will determine that you fucking hypocrite how funny is that i i would lie i don't do it and by the way you know he gave the guy the questions and he still couldn't fully commit he's just a sleazy fucking perfect politician.

Elsewhere on the interview, Newsom admitted he has grave concerns about the possibility of Trump. Donald Trump could attempt to seek a third term, which is prohibited by the 22nd Amendment. Yeah, and he's a dictator and he's Hitler and he's whatever the fuck. If you guys believe that he was a dictator, you wouldn't even, you ought to already have agreed that he's going to run. He's never going to leave. So why you bring him out?

I mean, it's so full of shit. Although this weekend they talked to Trump about, there was some talk to him being like J.D. Vance's vice president or Rubio's vice president, which is a great idea. But he kind of shot it down, actually. And I think, I would think he would. After all he's done, I mean, he's guys, he'll be 84 then or 80, whatever the fuck. Anyway, but that's prohibited by the 22nd Amendment. Newsom also has ideas about what Democrats can do to thwart the president, who he described. as an invasive species. This fucking guy. Newsom first attacked the Trump administration's attempts at red districting. I mean redistricting. Red districting. I saw red

because Trump rubbed there. And then explained what could be described as his own attempt to do something similar. So he pooh-poo's on Trump for redistricting and then he explains how he's going to do the same thing. You fucking hypocrite. California voters will weigh in on proposition.

50, which would redraw congressional district lines in favor of the Democrats. Do you understand folks redistricting happens all the time and the Dems had perfected it? They're not doing anything

illegal, the Republicans in Texas. It's how it works. On one level, Prop 50 is about congressional maps, but you're framing it as something bigger. I think it's about our democracy. Here we go again. It's about the future of this republic.

I think it's about what the founding fathers lived and died for. They would hate your fucking guts. Do you understand? They would hate your guts. They were for small government. Okay? Dinkweed. He probably couldn't name three of the founding father.

If you have a Speaker Johnson, we may have a third term of President Trump. I really believe that. We do not want one of Trump's leading. antagonists at a time when the president is wielding executive power across the board and facing little pushback from Republicans in Congress. In other words, when you guys are in charge and power the Republicans, everything you do is illegal or wrong. It's in fucking, I can't take it no more. God damn it. I forgot to restart the fucking clock, your sister's asshole.

Dallas said I should eat a raw bulb of garlic before I go to the dentist tomorrow. Stephen Wright used to have a great bit about that. My dental assistant is very beautiful, so before I go the dentist, I eat an entire box of Oreos with that dead pan. We do not want our streets militarized

by our own armed forces. That's not what's happening. Everything they do, they have to twist because none of it's based in reality. Not in LA, not in California, not anywhere. Really? Have you asked the black people in those neighborhoods? Stupid fuckhead. I'm a little irritated today, folks, as you can see. Picture a lion with a thorn on his paw. Well, I'm a buzzard with a hemorrhoid. What? When asked what it's like leading the state of California with Trump and D.C. Newsom bluntly answered, yeah, I mean, it's a hell of a way to govern. Do you mean

Trump or you? I don't even know what he's talking about. It's a hell of a way to govern. Guys, the most popular president in years. I heard, I almost said Wayne Newton. I heard Wayne. We got to pull up that clip. You will fucking, you will shit your pants.

He's on Ed Sullivan singing April showers. It's in black and white, and he's a young woman. I'm telling you, Dales, we played it over and over. What was I just about to say? What was it talking about? this is how my mind works if i don't get right to what i was going to say it's a hell of a way to govern oh trump yeah um new gingrich who's a historian literally a historian i think he's got like a doctrine in it he and you guys are go well he's a but he puts

trump up there with linking and lincoln and washington and he doesn't throw around words like that he's witnessing, as old as Gingrich is, is a president who's a businessman first. Turns out that's what it takes to run this country. No other president history, no more about business. And that's how it works, whether it's tariffs and all that other horseshit. We always said the country's like a company or whatever. And he has how to delegate and surround themselves with real smart people and knows when to step in, went to step in, went to three, threatened, went to use the carrot and a stick and the dildo and the hat.

What? Let's move on some lighter. We need to laugh it up, right, folks? Disney gets a hat trick. Oh, this sounds light. Witnesses have recounted the horrific moment a Disney guest died at a popular Walt Disney World Resort Hotel as Florida cops and paramedics scrambled to the scene. Come on, let's go, let's go! Let's go!

Matthew Cohn, 28 years old, died at the contemporary resort on Thursday, less than two weeks after another... What is going on? Disney fan died at the same look. Is Putin in town? Is Putin here to see Small World after... You know how he tosses people off balconies, or he has them tossed? Wouldn't be funny if you saw Mickey Mouse's ears? Anyways, the guy died at the same location, another person, like a month ago. Listen to this, the third fatality at the Orlando attraction this month. No cause of death has yet been given for Cone.

Well, let me take a shot at it. How about your head hitting the cement at 400 miles an hour? You think that might do it as your skull turns to dust? Or do you just have the wind knocked out of them? we are in that COVID no cause determined yet that's that COVID shit now it's applying to everything you could see a baby get run over by a train and they go I don't know not not no we don't know if it's what the cause of death was it might have been a 60,000 tons of steel on the soft spot in his head that might have police tape but do you see what I'm saying folks you can't find causes of death

anymore. Since when he's, let me get more graphic. Just throw, you know, you throw a pumpkin off the balcony of 34th floor or whatever the fuck. I mean, that's basically it. Oh, no, he died of rickets. You stinky.

Police tape and at least a dozen offices could be seen swarming around the site close to the Bay Lake Tower outside. Well, you know, it's a dangerous hotel when you walk in and there's chalk outlines all over the, around the pool. You're like, what the fuck? uh the contemporary resort hotel here's a little video of actually where the where the people are jumping

from um this is the fucking what uh why would you go there why would you go there but you know what maybe they figured out what disney's really all about or he's He's a dad, he went back to the Rome and looked at what he spent that day on his kids. And he's already paying alimony, you know what I'm saying? And he goes, what floor are we on? You know, like I said, I experienced depression once when I was young. I mean, for about nine months. I'd rather have a broken, two broken legs, a dislocated head.

It was scary. You could hit me, you could punch me, you could tell me I want a zillion dollars, it is nothing. It's creepy. I understand. You know how bad it has to be, though, that you just, because you don't see hope. Mother of God. But I get a solution, one word, trampoline. Put it down there.

They're going to have to put nets at Disney like the Chinese do where they make iPhones for the kids jumping out. That's what they're going to have to do. either that like I said they realized what Disney's all about fucking left wing psychotics that run the world a second hotel guest said she saw the victim being given CPR but she didn't think it was going to work and they asked why she said because it was they were doing it on a head and was no body I'm trying to lighten it up folks

anyways somebody else chimed in unsure if he fell or jumped they knocked our door as well and told us not to look out the window and that there was a medical emergency somebody tells you what are you going to do you're going to run over to the window what are you going to go oh do you fucking high soon as you leave i'm going to go yes i'm not going i would have my kids going what do you see don't look out the window you just told me somebody splatted yeah exactly and you're like why we could look out the window with the holiday in in denver uh have not heard or confirmed

anything as we left to go to the park shortly after. Sad situation all around for everyone involved. Well, thank you, Captain Obvious. Anyways, wrote the guest who said she was staying at the hotel with her mom and was thinking about giving her a push and her children. Hotel employees were posted at several windows to shield guests from looking out of the tower at the scene. One guess said, wait a minute, how do you... Post it at what one? Oh, down there. I thought they might have been in the rooms upstairs going like this. Skaffolding, towel carts and other hotel items were used to block the scene from view while a white tent was erected in the area inside the magic reported. that's the name of the publication inside the magic you know the magic place where people

show up healthy and they leave leaving 11 pieces the death comes just days after disney superfan summer equits 31 years old took her life at the contemporary why is it this hotel very creepy i guess i guess room service isn't good something's bothering people there that young lady it really is a fucking i'm trying to of light it up. I'm just saying. I remember having that feeling of just, ugh, that was just hormonal because I was, you know, but thank God. I don't even remember the day I felt better. And I had a couple of panic attacks during that. That's what like set it off. Creepy. So just don't go to that hotel. What you do? Go to a shitty town like it. I don't know.

Go to like Albany where this building's not high enough if you jump off. Just knocked the wind out of you. There was a kid. Not a kid. A very famous, funny comic, not famous, but big name in the 80s or 90s. What the fuck was his name? Eric. Anyway, but that was one of his bits.

He did an imitation of a guy committing suicide but picking the wrong building. He's like, Ah! I'm telling you, it ripped the tits off the crowd. Anyways, let's move on to unidentified swimming objects. That's right, U.S.O. as I call them. A popular UFO reporting app has recorded thousands of sightings of unidentified submersible objects near U.S. waterways. Phenomena which high-ranking U.S. Navy officials, one, could pose a threat to now.

National Security. Enigma, which touts itself as the largest queryable historical siting database for global UFO sightings, claims it has received reports on over 30,000 unidentified flying objects and identified anomalous phenomena since launching in late 2020. You just launched it in 2022. Fucking people have been seeing shit for a thousand years. But the sightings haven't been limited to the skies with reports also coming in about strange objects rising from the depths of the sea or plunging into the water without so much as a splash. We call that an anorexic.

That's right. We get everything today. depression, anorexia. As of August, if you go land in the water without a splash and you're in the Olympics, that's a 10, right? As of August, Enigma has also logged more than 9,000 mysterious sightings within 10 miles of U.S. shorelines or major bodies of water.

500 of them within five miles, with more than 150 of the reports describing objects hovering above or descending into waterways. according to the Marine Technology News, something I get every morning. Oh, the U.S. states were the most reported U.S.O sightings were California.

Surprise, surprise. They see a seagull and they call it in. Hey, what the fucking there? 389 in California. Florida, 306. All the nice places. All the places with beaches.

Florida had 306. Both among the top three U.S. states with the most ocean coastline. There you go. That makes sense. Nothing in the Great Lakes. Aliens don't want to go there. Maybe they're surfing aliens. Tell me if you see some in Australia and I'll... I have to burrup on pretending to write. Oh, bad timing. One of the most bizarre reports includes phone camera video of unexplained green lights traveling beneath the surface of the ocean. Turned out, it just happened to be the Elon Musk built in pool.

Navy rear admiral, Timmy Gallaudet. There he is. Ones, UFOs with the ability to go from air to sea without crashing or even creating a splash could have world-changing ramifications. Yeah, you think? Danger, Will Robinson. Danger. You might want to get on.

it there. You mean shit under water that we don't know what it is and it's glowing? Might be danger? I see, I have trouble with this. I just have trouble the whole UFO friggin.

I mean, if there's something out there, wouldn't have they shown themselves? And I know, according to Area 51, they got a body of a fucking, well, then where is it? Sit it at the table like it's a puppet. I don't believe you. I don't believe in anything, like I said.

This is my theory on Bigfoot aliens. I don't believe they exist until I got out of my kitchen morning and there's one of them getting coffee before me. It's just a theory I have. And then we sit and talk about sports. The fact that the identified objects with unexplainable characteristics are entering U.S. water space and the Department of Defense is not.

raising a giant red flag tells you it's all horseshit is a sign that the government is not sharing all it no either that or it's making you distracted what the fuck have you learned anything the last 20 years about your government I'm not saying we're the only ones in the galaxy out there don't get all fucking hyper and crazy okay I want to hear that shit I'm pretty sure there's got to be other forms of life I'm just saying they wouldn't want to come to the United States right now. Fucking, there's a million other countries. Anyways, the government's not sharing all it knows about

all-domain anomalous phenomena, Gallaudet wrote. And then he took off the fake badge. What did this guy do to get that many men? We haven't had a war in a while. What the fuck? He's only about 28. Fucking. You bought your button.

That's what gang to say to each other. Fake, fake tough guy, you bought, oh, Pashy said that in Goodfellas. You bought your fucking button. I think he sold, yeah, he said it to Billy Bats when they were dragging him out of the bar. Remember? I'll be back.

Oh, he was back, all right. That was a very black move. They always come back to the bar, shoot it up. Nick, what are you saying? You know what I just said? What do you watch the same? me. Noran to Zoran. How about this? This is not disgusting. It's already disgusting. He'll probably win it. I just read today he's back by Soros and all the other. Republicans, I don't know.

Conservatives. Here's the other problem. This is when people go, they're all part of the same game. I start to believe it because we know Soros. And you're going to tell me you don't know where he lives and there's no way of stopping him. I'll let you do whatever you want with that sentence. But I'm saying you know what I'm saying the first immigration case and the other thing that discussed me about this he's a he's a he's a outright Muslim he's had pictures with other Muslims who are extremists I mean he outright hates this country but what's disgusting about it and I don't hear anybody bringing it up it's happening in the very city with the largest terrorist attack ever happened on U.S. soil and he's

He's right in the city, two miles from those buildings, spewing this shit, and it was the fucking shit that he promotes. Yeah, he's that extreme. And again, I'll say it again, and it looks like he might, if he wins, I'll say it again. All this shit is scripted. You can look at, really, you can look at what's going on in Europe the last 15, 20 years, and go, yeah, you're going to. New Yorkers are going to vote for? Well, there's been riots in Dublin, Ireland. Oh, yeah.

Because of the illegal that raped a 10-year-old girl. And they were protecting the rapist and not the girl. Yeah. Cut her head off, too, by the way. I did that on prom night, but I was smart about it. I picked a really ugly girl. Nobody cared. What is wrong with you?

I don't know. That's what I find funny. Let me pose a question out there. My manager's like, I think you should put another special out. And I said, what's special about specials that are given to everybody? And they're not specials. That everybody throws it out on YouTube.

I proved that it was fucking funny. I'm tired. You guys go have your fucking fun. Anyways, I'm not ruling it out. I'm just saying because I moved down here to give you guys, if you're saying why didn't you put one out in a while, I moved down here where there's no comedy scenes. Only comedy I do is once or twice a month.

And believe me, when you're doing a special, you've got to be in clubs every night working on the shit. But if you're decent enough, you know, and you, fucking windy in here. I've been not, you know, I'm sure I have a, and by the way, most of the specials, which I agree with now are like 40 to 45. Some people are still putting out an hour,

but there's some guys who have been around out putting out 45. 45 minutes is enough. I always thought that even when I put my hour specials out. And I'm pretty sure I could do that with my eyes close. But again I have to find the place where I have to work. I have to

stay in a hotel somewhere for like a week and have access to a club. And I think I can put it together. I've said you know, way, the last special was five, six years ago. So I know I have at least 40 minutes of You know, killer shit.

I just, this is how I look at it, folks. I look at my career. I always go, can it help me in the long run? That's how I look at everything. But Tommy's argument is it will help with ticket sales, you know, which is true, I guess. But I think he's putting too much weight on comedy specials. I don't know. I don't know, but I could put out a very dark.

I say do it for posterity. uh my posteria is fine oh when i'm dead you mean is that what you mean fucking guy guy looks older than i do but he's not for posterity you fucking

oh my god hey wait a minute you just named it for posterity you just named it if I do it for posterity I was going to call enough is enough. How funny is that? All right, let me move on.

What do you got time-wise? I'm at 39. Oh, that's right. Exactly five minutes. I forgot that. All righty then. Let's move on. The first immigration, oh, I'm still, what am I saying?

I'm still talking about Zoron. First immigration case, New York City mayoral frontrun of Zoron, Madami may have to confront if elected could be his own. Why is that? As two House Republicans pushed the Justice Department. Department to probe his path to citizenship and possibly boot him from the U.S. You're all talk. You're all fucking talk.

That's exactly what should be done. Why do you say that? Well, let me move on read further. Rep Randy Fine, Republican Florida, who loves carbohydrates, last week demanded the Fed's review every naturalization of the past 30 years, starting with Mamdami. I'm going to find out what that hell happens here. I just think we need to take a hard look at how these folks became citizens, and if there is any fraud or any violation of the rules,

we need to denaturalize and deport. I agree. Can you imagine all the presidents have gone by and not said that? He also called for a probe of anti-Israel squad member, Representative Ilhan, I like to fuck my brother, Omar. Look at this sand chimp, who was born in Samaya and is one of the first two women Muslims to serve in Congress. which was a blight on this country.

You fucking whewa. Yeah, that's it. Go home. Get my dinner ready. I'm from Samay. We don't have dinner. We eat water bugs. Since June 1st, his colleague rep, Andy Ogles,

has pushed for a Justice Department probe of Mamadani, saying the socialist who was leading New York City May oral polls. How is that possible? It's got to be rigged. You know, you know, New York is out there? You know, there's Jewish people voting for this fucking guy? I read that, too. That's how left wing.

who was leading New York City mayor opposed lied on his swan statement when he became a naturalized citizen in 2018. In 2018, when he was naturalized, he failed to disclose some of the things that he had been doing, one of which was joining the Democratic Socialists of America. That's a communist organization, which, quite frankly, the congressman said, at the time would have disqualified him from becoming a U.S. citizen. Well, why isn't it? Anybody do fucking doing their jobs in D.C.?

He also cited Mondami's statements calling to Free the Holy Land Five. Well, who are they? They're a quintet of Palestinian-Americans who led the giant Muslim charity Holy Land Foundation for Relief and Development, who were convicted in 2008 of funneling millions of dollars to who, folks? Hamas, okay? You go fuck yourself, got me! U.S. immigration law declares it admissible those who have been a member or of or affiliated with communists or any other totalitarian party.

That would make the whole Democrat Party here illegal. The current form asks would-be citizens to disclose if they have ever been associated in any way with any communist or totalitarian party anywhere in the world. It asks right on the form. The latest outrage over Mamdami came when he posed a cherry photo to X alongside controversial imam Saraj Wahha. That's his name.

Wahha. Maha. Look at the... Oh, God. I can't stress this enough, folks. Pre-judge. You've been told all your life not to for the last 50, 60, 80 years

to pre- not prejudge. Pre-judge. Be as fucking prejudice as you can. Thank you. This message is approved by me. Anyway, Saraja Wahha

was named as an unindicted listen to this. The guy on the right unindicted co-conspirator to the 1993 World Trade Center bombings that killed six people. That's the one that happened

before the big in the garage. Do you remember? And there he is, Mondami, running for New York City mayor. Smiling away, seven years ago in a photo. You go, New York. Dallas said, I probably, Dallas thinks there'll probably be a big mass exodus of New York. I'm not sure anymore.

It's such a socialist shithole. I'm not sure anymore. There should be in the normal world. They should all run, you know, run up to, what do you call it there? The Catskills. Open some clubs. I can get some work. Here is the Hamas-loving jerk-off that'll let you know just what he really stands for. Trump has put a target on Tish's back.

Tish. But little does he know that every single one of us on this stage and in this crowd has Tish James' back. We will stand up for her because of the fact that she has stood up for every single one of us, time and time. again. Because the shadow that he casts, whether it's of persecution, of corruption, of violence, it is also a shadow of weakness. Is any of that true? He's defending Letitia James, who's right now being

fucking indicted. She's as crooked and is racist and fat and fucking ugly. And she tried, when she ran, Remember what her goal was to put Trump in jail? She said it right on her campaign, fucking that. And he's defending that. And who's violent? And who's violent?

Exactly. I'll tell you who's vaughn. You ever watch Roll a Derby? What? It's disgusting that a Muslim of that, and again, not all, and I know, and they say not all Muslims and blah, blah, blah. I know. But most of them believe in the Koran.

and the Koran believes what this guy believes. And all you're going to do is look at fucking, they all said that in Europe. They're not, it's the religion. You, but, but, yeah. But this happened two miles away, the fucking biggest terror attack. And this guy, like he should have any traction whatsoever?

God damn it. Let's move on. What's the headline? Do not touch my Pam. And I'm not talking about the cooking spray. is the southern rim shot from Dallas it's curly is what it is no no um anyhow i made meatballs yesterday speaking of cooking yeah and i get on the scale because i i had the fever and all that shit i didn't have the shits or anything but i you know i soaked through my sheets last night

because and uh 192.7 you got to realize i was 229 95 years ago go and nobody told me I was that fat except for people online would you know I wish Joe Pesci I probably already told that one you're gonna buy my fucking car

some comedian went to buy he's looking for a used car on the paper and he goes to Queens and it turned out to be Joe Pesci's house the kids in the driveway Pesci comes out the front door gonna buy my fucking car God, it made me laugh.

Anyways, do not touch my pants. I happen to like Pam Bondi. People are mad saying she's not doing her job. You know, she gets her marching orders from the top, right? I'm sure she'll throw somebody in jail soon. Anyway, she's fun to look at. Shut up, homoes. And an anarchist, an anarchist with a lengthy rap sheet,

like does any other kind, has been arrested for allegedly putting a $45,000 hit out on U.S. Attorney General Pam Bondi on TikTok, according to the fucking feds. You know, I fucking hate the way you make me fucking ride you. Get the fuck out of here. I'm talking to the anarchist. Tyler Maxen Avalos. All of a sudden, the psychos have a lot of Hispanic names I noticed.

29 was nabbed on October 16th after a tipster alerted the FBI to the election. murder for hire plot, the suspect had blasted out on social media early, which makes me nervous too. Really? You're not aware of that? Government. You have to have a, it puts that right on X. They take my shit down when I say, I want to punch Hillary in the face, you know. They take that down, but they wait for somebody to report this. The chilling post included a photo of Bondi with a sniper scope red dot on her forehead with the caption Wanted Pam Bondi reward 45 I wonder why he came up with 45 brady Look at yeah that that shouldn't be

$45,000 dead or a lie preferably dead Underneath the photo Avalos allegedly added cough cough when they don't serve us Then what It's a sick question you're a sick fuck and I'm not that sick that I'm going to answer it. The feds allege Avelos, who has a prior history of convictions, has anarchist

ties, and noted that his TikTok username was Wacko. You can't hold that against him. That was my nickname in high school. Look at Pam. I like Pam. An apparent

anarchy symbol. Wacko? First of all, it says username. Okay, so if you see a username wacko. It's, you want me to believe it's an antics? Okay. Avalos has, I think Jerry Nadlow, that's his handle, isn't it? Avalos has a lengthy criminal history, including prior raps for stalking and domestic assault. He was convicted in July of 22 of stalking in Minnesota, as well as domestic battery in Florida in 2016. What a fucking loser. In the wake of his alleged threats against Bondi, Avalos was charged with

interstate transmission of a threat to injure another person? Well, of course it's interstate. How am I going to get the message out? He's like, it's kind of a weird charge. How about threatening to kill a public? How about threatening to kill a nine? She's very bosom-like.

What's the word, buxamy? Wait a fuck did I come up with that one? We got five minutes left. I time this shit out great. I have unbelievable, what do they call, spatial skills, whether it's, anyways. Jets win this weekend and lose on the same weekend. Nick Mangold, who was always like on the radio in New York and just a good guy. He was Trump, when Trump first showed up, he was always doing pro-Trump stuff.

The Jets celebrated center, Ohio State University, by the way, and one of the all-time, had a great personality. outgoing, scary motherfucker. All-time greats to wear the green and white is only one other nameeth. No, there's a few. During and after his playing career passed away from complications of kidney disease

Saturday night. He was 41 years old. He's gone, and we couldn't do nothing about it. Nick was more than a legendary center, said Jets chairman Woody Johnson. He was the heartbeat of our offensive line for a decade and a beloved teammate whose leadership and toughness defined an era of Jets football.

Off the field, Nick's wit, warmth, and unwavering loyalty made him a cherished member of our extended Jets family. He was like an outgoing, you know, good guy. Of course, he's got like four little kids. The old ones, it looks about seven. Mangold recently posted a letter on social media that detailed his battle with kidney disease that it said, had a rough summer, required him to undergo dialysis treatments. And then he said this in the letter. In 2006, I was diagnosed with a genetic defect that has led to chronic kidney disease,

Mangol wrote in his letter addressed to my New York judge community. I am undergoing dialysis. Now, this is in 2006? That's what it said, right? Oh, that's right. Undergoing dialysis as we look for a kidney transplant, I always knew this day would come, but I thought I would have more time, which is a sad thing to hear.

Mangold expressed his gratitude for his family who have been my rock every step of the way. This situation has reminded me how lucky I am to have such an amazing family, friends, and community behind me. Today, all of those communities Mangold addressed are mourning his passing, remembering number 70, Jets, 74 legacy as a Jets legend. His seven Pro Bowl selections are one shy of the franchise record held by Hall of Fame tackle, Winston Hill. Here is Mangold being, I think, put into the ring of honor. at a Jets game. In 2006, I came here

with the future wide open in front of me. Now I'm standing here before you, married to my amazing wife, my four beautiful children, and this amazing honor to end up my on-the-field football career. We had many ups and downs with my 11 years here,

but I always think back fondly of my time here with the New York Jets. I, along with my family, family will always be Jets fans for life. Now lastly, and this one is for you, cheers to the fans. You guys have been with me, supported me, supported this team. Thank you to all of you, every single one of you.

Thank you very much. Not champagne, not one. God bless you all, and go Jets. And the only reason he didn't guzzle the whole thing because his kids, I'm guessing. You know what I mean? He would have swallowed that and then crushed it and threw it off somebody's head.

He was always great when he's being interviewed and shit. What a fuck, 41 years. And he was looking for a kidney, it said. And his blood type was, oh, I can't believe they come up empty. I guess I don't know how it works. Finally, in another, got one minute here. Cam's in a jam.

The Giants a snake bit. The Giants and Jets. I want to know how many combination of wins between the two teams. in the last 10 years. Jackson Dart and Cam Scataboo, if you don't know who he is, he was a running back. He's about 5'8, and he's a bowling ball, and he runs into shit, he headbutts walls. He's a huge person. Now, they already love him in New York, him and Dart.

Anyway, Scatterboe, they've been attached ever since, him and Dart. They were drafted by the Giants, Dart in the first round, Scadaboo in the fourth round. So it was no surprise to see Dart's emotional reaction to Scataboo going down with an apparent ankle, serious right ankle. Serious, it was dislocated. It was one of those gross ones where the foot goes the other way. He was hit while attempting to make a catch

in the second quarter against the Eagle Sunday with the training staff tenant to Scataboo who had a cast placed on his lower right leg before being carted off at Lincoln Field. Dart could be seeing yelling to himself and then taking a knee unable to look at his injury. Here's dart. Oh, man.

I'm not for injury. Just Darts' reaction alone. Oh. Oh, goodness. Giants players, Eagles players on their knees. Is this, they show it here or no? Next one. Early as Sunday.

Okay. Rose tipped and it's incomplete. Eagles came free of the stunt up the middle. See his right foot going the wrong way? It was out. See it? You see the left foot sticking up. The right one should be next to it.

And it's going that way. the turn. That's the turn. That's right. Oh, Jesus. It's garlic. Earlier Sunday, Dart hit Scadaboo for an 18-yard touchdown pass that helped tie the game at 7-7. It was against the Eagles two weeks ago that Scadaboo had his best game as a giant, scoring three

touchdowns, gaining 98 yards on the ground. They put, yeah, the Giants fucked the Patriots twice in the Super Bowl, so I'm not a huge fan. But then again, my boy Mark Barbaro played for them, my high school teammate, and they're just snake-bitten. those two guys. I mean, that guy. Anyways, that's it. Excuse me. Don't forget, nickdip.com. Go to the merchandise page if you want to support the show, pick something up. Camio.com. If you want me to roast a friend

or a relative, go to cameo.com. And don't forget, the great Glenn Greenwald is coming up next. You think that I'll say, you're welcome. See you back here tomorrow. Have a good day. Hi. Good night, everybody. We're going to be. Oh, wow. I don't know. Wow. Oh.

Wow. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Yeah. You know, I'm going to be able to be, and so on, you know, I'm going to be. Yeah.