The Nick DiPaolo Show - Dems Hate On Full Display | Nick Di Paolo Show #1703

Episode Date: March 5, 2025

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garage for a couple months you're running Spanish nuts down there makes the penis look a little big I can't argue with that that me I use mirrors what God damn it stop it As my dad said don't ever get all and I used to go like I have a fucking choice asshole smack bang boom Get up He'd go get upstairs in the bad part we didn't have it upstairs. He'd throw me on the roof the real prick that guy Love you pops anyhow real quick for you hockey fans out there the Bruins did I did I mention on air that they traded there we had a guy named Trent Frederick was giving him chance for about four or five years now he's the Bruins the only team he played for and he's a young baby face kid who would

first fight he gets in with a guy named Tom Wilson who might be the baddest ass in the league and fucking Trent Frederick cleaned his clocks and I went oh boy and nobody wanted to touch him out there it's so funny how it gets around the league so quick and then hit against him some scrapes and just kick the shit out of whoever decent hockey player but not it you got to produce you got to produce anyways him and another guy you would never heard of we get a couple throughout I know you guys are sleeping right now I don't give a shit I'm a white guy from Boston it's like talking football if you're from Texas okay anyhow and then last night to make

it even worse I was happy I'm hoping they just shit the bed and they did last night the national predators come in and they're 30th out of 32 teams just having a horrible fucking year So this is one the brones can go even with guys missing and we're missing literally the three best plays on a team In that fight, you know, Mack avoid or something. No, you don't mind. You don't care. Anyways, they're gone and and Still is this team just sucks and they beta 63 it look like a goddamn image team they were turning a puck over they look disinterested so I thought today I wake up and literally see the TD garden blown up construction cops

all kinds of shit so it's the deadline is Friday what's today Wednesday two days the deadline other teams are making moves we made that move gotta be more there has to be more that's all I got Red Sox I can't wait I'm sorry they're fucking loaded with people even their split squad you're like that's a pretty good line it's crazy but who knows right who knows you know what happens it's baseball you start pitch a fucking oh my elbow hurts and you know how baseball players that we pulled a calf muscle he'll be out till January of 2028 it's not like hockey where they

saw in your teeth back in the end you go back on the ice anyway you know how that is Teddy Bergeron great comedian from Boston used to have a bit about that talking how soft baseball players he goes and the St. Louis Cardinals will be without the services, first baseman Willie Otis, as you remember. He was scared by a small child on Halloween. He was the funniest mother. He goes, yeah, he goes to talk about Boston people being so negative. He goes, I'm one of those guys, I'm really negative.

He goes, I go to see, I took my nephews and nieces to see Peter Pan. And was sitting in the back, and no, he was by himself actually. And all these people, they were the kids to see Peter Pan. And soon as Peter Pan comes flying by, he's in the back going, she's on a wire. She's on a wire.'s on a wire the wire is gonna break she's gonna fucking be paralyzed oh I got to see the best comic you guys have never heard of all right let's get to it folks because we got a lot of clips today obviously Trump last night did everything. The guy exceeds expectations and the bar is set very high

with this guy because he always says, I'm going to do this, do that. And you're like, yeah, okay, I'm a fan. I don't even know if I believe it or not. Last night he grabbed those fucking Dems by the throat, bitch slapped them in a way they couldn't have looked worse. You understand? They couldn't have looked...they sat there, brought these little signs like little fruit cups written on paper plates. Ooh, what a sign of strength. Oh my God! They just...we're gonna go over a few of the clips. They just... At what point, I'll ask this again, at what point you become, you're not just the opposition to the Republicans, but you're an opposition to this country as a whole.

At what point do you draw that line? The poll after the speech was like seventy six percent of people loved it the other twenty something didn't like it and that's where the dems are and even some of those twenty percent thought the dems made assholes themselves they are emotionally five years old you guys are going to get better let me give some advice to get somebody like Liz Warren out of there like a little child I'm going to type on my phone like I'm totally disinterested

like I'm not listening you titless wonder and then you had this L Green guy not the singer the single bit much more qualified than this jerk off black dude with a beard I don't know what the fuck he is he's got a cane and just this stuck in the 50s he thinks thinks this is 1958. It's the Yale campus or some shit And just dirty looks and you try to be disruptive to the beginning. They kept yelling shit out like it was a comedy club Really I just when I thought I thought I couldn't hate these people anymore Anyways Let's start off by oh by the way the people that usher the president in you know The guy comes out and goes mister ladies and gentlemen the president

There's a group of certain people that are supposed to usher the president. They didn't show up I guess some of them were Democrats and shit anybody know that That should be censor I don't even know who They should be censored for that like Like this Al Green guy's gonna. So yeah, this reminds me of one of my gigs. This is that Al Green guy standing up. This right at the beginning. Oh, no, I'm sorry.

This is where, I spotted this sign right away. There's a woman on the right holding, I said to my wife, look, look, it says, you know, this isn't real or something like that, right? Whatever. This is not normal. And a guy on the left is going to reach over and grab it near the end of this clip. Check it out. It's pretty cool. See on the right the sign this is not normal This is not normal in your world

It's perfectly normal to the 80 zillion people that voted for him. Oh my God, you guys fucking stupid. And you, you know what I owe you? I said we have to destroy. I've been saying this for years. You have to destroy the Democrat party because it's been, it's been corrupt and crooked forever. Not just, it didn't just happen when Trump showed up. And you know what? They're blowing up on their own.

I thought we'd have to do it. We meaning us on the right. Trump just fucking exposed them for what they are. And now they're imploding. And it's so goddamn fun to watch. They have to literally blow up that party and start over. And you're not gonna do that when you got guys like Hakeem Jeffries, the squad, women of color,

black, bitter broads, just all people whose politics were relevant in 1958. That's who you guys got. You're gonna have to blow it up. Get more white and more male. How does that sit with you? That's never going to happen, is it? Well, good.

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Just go to Stamps.com code DIP palo and we thank them for sponsoring the show today and good old donald trump comes out like they said he's got a he's got a highlight and the beauty of this is he had so much to talk about i think he'd i swear to god what he was planning before he was even in the white house

he knew that he had to do this meeting cuz you know ahead of time he goes i am i do so much shit at the blink of an eye that they're not going to, I mean, literally, if he quit tomorrow, he did more than Biden did in 50, and not an exaggeration, in his 50-year career, that's suck ass. And I like the fact that he's not wearing the cheesy bright red tie. I like,. I mean, you look more of a badass business guy. Anyways, what's that got to do with it? Nothing. Anyways, here's Trump calling out the unhappy

Democrats sitting there with their little stupid freaking signs and just filled with hate. Check it out. This is my fifth such speech to Congress he looks great and once again i look at the democrats in front of me i blow up and i realize there is absolutely nothing i can say to make them happy or to make them stand up like we talk about or applaud nothing i can do that i could find a cure to the most devastating disease a disease that would wipe out entire

nations or announce the answers to the greatest economy in history or the stoppage of crime to the lowest levels ever recorded. And these people sitting right here will not clap, will not stand, and certainly will not cheer for these Astronomical achievements they won't do it. No matter what five five times. I've been up here. It's very sad And it just shouldn't be this way Who's your fucking boss, huh? Who's your fucking boss? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha shit blood I could solve that it's a no no no sir no I don't like mosquitoes still my favorite moment I don't like them even the Democrats like why not

what are you an asshole he's anti mosquito oh my god was he having a field day what children guys? Young people who just started following politics when Trump came it's not supposed to be like this I've been watching this shit forever. I'm fucking 63 people even when they disagreed They would clap if the president said something that we all should unite Iran Okay, that's how it was. It was never, we're going to come in with a plan. And they kept bringing up that Joe Wilson guy,

he yelled out liar when Obama was speaking. Yeah, that was a spontaneous reaction to a lie, by the way, that Obama told. The Republicans didn't go plan a week ahead of time. How are we going to disrupt this? It wasn't premeditated. Do you see the difference, you ignorant tit winders? Look that up, will you?

Sounds like a nickname for a soccer-style kicker. Ah, goodness gracious. Now, here's the one that everybody, it caught everybody's eye. As you know, Trump or whoever the president is always has guests in the crowd, whether they're family members of a victim of a legal immigrant murdering somebody, and the Dems do it too and stuff. This is only a little kid who wanted to be a cop because I think his dad was or whatever. And he's got cancer.

I didn't even realize it. I to be and and I got cancer I didn't even realize I don't know what I was paying attention to but so you'd think we could all wrap our arms around this right so Trump is going to make him like an honorary FBI guy or was it secret service right which and somebody said he would have been better he would have been better. He would have been better than a cheetal broad. Check it out. E.J. has been sworn in as an honorary law enforcement officer, actually a number of times. The police love him. The police departments love him.

And tonight he's here. Pause one second. Go ahead. I just want the picture on the father. Let it go. We're going to do you the biggest honor of them all. All right, let it go. I am asking our new Secret Service Director,

Sean Curran, to officially make you an agent of the United States Secret Service. Look at the kid, he's in shock. He goes, Daddy, I don't wanna get shot. This motherfucker talks it. He goes, Daddy, I don't want to get shot. This motherfucker talks it. What a. And then he hugs this guy, right?

Oh my God, I almost started crying. Oh, I know it. Good boy. There they are. If you can't see it, those are the people sitting on their hands. Kid with cancer, and I think they put the camera on, I think was Liz Warren, she was like this. Might as well have. And then you had that stupid bitch, what's her name, Elan Omar with her I hate white people hat on. Something from the Jiffy Pop collection, you fucking third-worlder.

How dare you. Oh my God. You know we pulled her out of a camp in wherever the frick, I always forget, Ethiopian, huh? Samaya, very good. Could never, oh he's mixed up my shitholes. How about that kid though? He was the best guy around. Still around? You tell me he slept last night? He's like no I'm gonna get shot dad. He's like dad I appreciate it but this guy's a lightning rod. The fuck did you see what happened in Butler? We're doing this a little

out of order here. This was right at the beginning. This asshole. This reminded me of one of my shows. Only choose a white college girl upset with me or a white soccer mom whoever uh... but uh... this this congressman al green not the singer uh... he thinks it's nineteen sixty five he's on the campus taken over a fucking you know taken over the student hall or whatever in yale nineteen sixty three uh... and he looked he's out of that age that's what you can understand about a lot of these

idiots they were raised by hippies and fucking idiots who sold out by the way they all the run institutions now but not Al Green he thinks he's in you know Mississippi burning check this out it's at the very beginning great take your seat take your seat sir take your seat, sir. Take your seat. Somebody said, shut up! Finding that members continue to engage in willful and concerted disruption of proper decorum, the chair now directs the sergeant at arms to restore order. It's like me at the funny ball.

This gentleman from the chamber. Sit down, Spanky. Wave your magic wand Diabetes three got my fingers cry What a fucking asshole what an asshole and Yeah, they have to have a good body they have to have a bouncer. Oh my god, are they childish. Oh my god. Um, is this another, another Al Green thing, right? Okay, check them out. And this president seems to care less about them

and more about the number of people that he can remove from the various programs that have been so helpful to so many people. Is yelling there a way to get that across? It is the best way to get it across to a person who uses his incivility, who uses his incivility against our civility. He is a person who has consistently been used incivility against civility. I want you to let that sink in. That was his excuse for yelling shit out and being uncivilized or incivil because Donald Trump is not civil to us. So I'm going to be incivil.

That's like I saw a guy smack a baby in the face. So huh listen to that logic. We hate Trump because he's never civil to us. So let's be on civil back. Okay fifth grader. See at the fucking behind the swing set. You fucking. fucking behind the swing set you fucking I hate these people I said it before after trial week after Trump got elected I said I thought I hate these people as much as I could hate people since he got elected I think it's gone up for most people I got they have no interest in what's good for this country I love it they're imploding. It should be, honestly, for the next 25 years,

this country should be right. I mean, Reagan did it for two terms, and I think Bush was before him. So we had like three straight. Anyways, and then finally, not finally, but here's Trump, again, mentioning immigration. Before I go to it, I just want to let you guys know, at nickd at Nick dip comm if you want to see me live doing stand-up April 25th I'll be at the coho's musical

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