The Nick DiPaolo Show - Dems Hid Biden’s Cancer Too? | Nick Di Paolo Show #1737
Episode Date: May 19, 2025In this episode Nick talks about Biden’s Cancer, Malia’s Theft, DOJ’s Decision and CNN’s Lack Of Humor! To watch FULL EPISODES and get ALL RUMBLE PREMIUM content AD FREE, join by clicking the ...link below, then the red RUMBLE PREMIUM button. https://rumble.com/c/TheNickDiPaoloShow/exclusive MERCH - Grab some snazzy t-shirts, hats, hoodies,mugs, stickers etc. from our store! https://shop.nickdip.com/ Visit our website to keep up to date! - https://nickdip.com FOLLOW ME ON SOCIALS - https://nickdipaolo.komi.io/
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I'm a man. I'm a man. You know, I fucking hate the way you make me fucking ride you.
Now get the fuck out of here.
Now he's not the one I wanted to hit.
I wanted to hit him.
He's looking at you, kid. Folks, I can't ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha yeah Dallas went to DC rubbed elbows with fucking Tom Homan and a bunch of
other people well we'll touch on that tomorrow at the top of the show as you
know Dallas is a patriot and he rubbed elbows with some Patriots and he's
doing stuff for another show and it's pissing me off frankly I'd like to be
there and meet some of these fucks, I could say to JD.
I wrote a line for you, motherfucker.
Where's my money?
Where's my money?
What's the matter with my money?
Where's my money?
He goes, I'm sorry, Jimmy.
First thing I'd say to JD is you and I have a first fight.
Now we've got something in common.
Die it, mount and do.
Fucking love it. So yeah, good to be back. Great trip to
Rosemont, Illinois. That club, that Xanys club, the only thing bad about it's the
fucking name. I wish it was I had a little more because it doesn't do it. It's
a beautiful club. The hotel was a different hotel than I stayed at which
was great because I didn't really the other one had that airport feel to it I don't know this one was right across the street I could
literally stand in front of the hotel throw a rock and hit the back door of
the green room which comedians love when there's a back door that way you don't
have to go through the front because you don't want to meet everybody before the
show so I literally I texted I said I'm coming
over he opens the door I run across the street into the green room that's how
it's supposed to work I know I mean and they had music to bring me on hundred
and again compared to the numbers a lot of guys are doing I'm not but you know
I'm 63 I'm Thursday night we had about 180 and Friday night was completely sold out
So made some scratch they made a mistake on the check that she'll be remedy
I'm gonna have to send somebody out there
Listen you got a wire that today I'm putting somebody on a plane
What else I want to say about the gig it was
What else I want to say about the gig? It was killer. People ask me what your favorite... I've never had a mediocre set in Chicago. I felt great. When you haven't been on... That
can work two ways, as I've told you. You can be a little rusty and it can feel weird, or
you feel refreshed and it's like new to you. I did my homework. I listened to my sets,
made a couple notes here and there,
and just ripped the tits off the crowd.
I mean, Saturday, both nights I did an hour and seven,
an hour and eight, which is almost, to me,
a little self-indulgent at that point.
I don't want to hear anybody talk for more than 45,
including myself.
But it's in the fucker.
I have to do at least an hour.
It's in the contract, which I don't know if those guys read,
OK, because the door was 85% not 80
Let's touch on that later right the fuck are they doing over here?
Give me the money fuck
Fucking Maurice wig comes off and re-cycle
Remember the wig comes off. Oh god
You know the narrows an ass in real life, but mother of God
Even I watched the intern
Did you watch that one? He's an old guy retired guy and he's bored his wife died
he's a widower and you know from Brooklyn and
Some company high-tech company puts out a thing. They're doing like senior interns
and some company high-tech company puts out a thing they're doing like senior interns so he sends a
Clip in and you know, he's trying to figure out the tech and she and and and he just plays this sweet guy who?
Now he's surrounded by young kids with computers and shit and and Hathaway is that her name and Hathaway
She runs the company. Of course. She started this company and and shit anyways it's got I actually like the movie that's how I know I'm getting old because if I watch it 15 years ago to go fuck yourself
give my god on stab somebody
okay top of the show little bit sad news
ladies and gentlemen I bought my wife a horse
I'm gonna be going on.
What's this, 2025?
Probably 15 years ago, somewhere in that neighborhood maybe.
Lollipop was the horse's name.
And we call it Lolly.
And there is Lolly with my wife.
That was in Westchester, New York.
And yes, it was. Now it looks like fucking
picture somebody with AIDS. No. It's 31 years old. And I had to make a phone call. About 14 minutes.
Lolly has to go, be put down.
Lolly's 31 and what happens, their hind legs give way, I guess, and she's almost walking
sideways and my poor wife who, you know, my wife took care of the horse and stuff.
I met it once.
I said, that's enough.
No, I went and watched my wife ride and stuff and so my wife, you know, you grow attached emotionally to these things.
I'm scared shit of horses, still am.
That's as close as I got to that horse.
And I was like, snap the picture before it falls on me.
Pretty horse though, Lolly.
And my wife did dressage, was taking lessons and shit.
And my wife actually got thrown from was taking lessons and shit, and my wife actually
got thrown from that thing and blew her knee out. She walked around for like a week not
knowing she had blown out two of her, you know, well I made her, I wasn't going to
the fuck, it was playoff time, I'm not going to the hospital. She understood, no. So poor
Lolly is scheduled to be put down in about literally 13 minutes and
at a place not far from here where Andy used to ride so you know.
Hello.
I'm Mrs. Dead.
Oh Nick, stop with that.
Give a little tribute to the lady.
A horse is a horse of course, of course.
Until its ass falls down.
Then you put a bed of mud, step on its little throat.
Go right to the source and ask the horse.
She's wearing my pants in that picture.
If things are that you endorse, he's always on a steady course.
Talk to Mr. Ed.
But my wife's all, I don't like to see my wife cry.
She's been through a lot since I met her. And I'm not comparing her mother and her brother to an animal.
But since I've met her, cousins and, I mean,
young cousins that she was close to,
and she's been through a lot.
So what I'm going to do is bring her down.
There's a supermarket.
They have one of those fake horses you put a quarter in.
I'm going to let her do that for a few minutes.
Yeah, write that down.
It was funny. I'm'm gonna let it ride on
the vibrating horse in front of Publix I think that'll take the sting out of it
but anyways lolly rest in peace baby baby girl I used to feed it carrots but
I'm afraid of those big things because they're not that bright and they're big
they're sort of like an offensive lineman. But then I'd go up to
the barn and I'd see literally 12-year-old girls riding around like they were John fucking
Wayne and going, how are they not scared of that thing? Because you know when they fall
on you and they do sometimes, it can crush you. I read it in the paper. Couple times
when we were living in New York, a young girl, anyways.
So anyways, that's that.
And I'll keep you up to date on the dog.
We might put that down too.
It's only four, but it's very annoying.
It's not that it's old.
I just want to put it to sleep.
All right, that's a tribute.
A lot of feeling there, huh, honey, sweetheart?
Real quick, Red Sox, P. fucking you. I don't know what they're doing
Schizophrenic your Braves came to town who are playing
Well now much better and crochet and fucking Chris sale went at it
I think of the first game and the Braves won that one in a close one
And then the socks were down six to two like in the seventh or eighth they come back and tie it and then Devers with a walk-off hit who by the way Devers he's
hitting 290 now yesterday he had a great slip yesterday so he leads the team in RB eyes
and he's already got eight homers I mean what's his name breckman breckman has like eleven
but i'm saying he's already up to two eighty or two ninety and he's already
get good numbers
so all you got that's the side of a true
only got only and literally had the worst start in the history of major league
baseball as far as hits he was over nineteen with fifteen strikeout
he's still chubby
but boy that hand i coordination man and like I said they look
like they could win the World Series then the next day you're like what the fuck they
can't they can't hit a fastball everybody's trying to swing upwards you know that's the
thing now you swing from your asshole and they want to get the ball in the air these
things go in cycles if I'm the coach I go no we're going back to the Charlie Lau school of hitting where you swing down on the ball. Let's start hitting
singles and doubles and then the home runs happen by accident anyways. I mean
if you guys play baseball as a kid when you hit a home run it's really an
accident. When you hit a ball on the nose it's a line drive it's usually not a
home run but now these guys are swinging from their asshole. I wonder why you because if you hit more than 30, they're gonna give you 60 billion dollars a second next year
You know I mean
Anyways, so but Bregman is making plays at third base
I have what a professional player even when he even when he doesn't have a good day at the bat
Which isn't too often he's hitting 312
With 11 homers and 30something RBI's as good as
he's in the top and making plays diving they don't even mention him now he'll dive yesterday
he dove and started a double play they don't even mention it they're like it's just regular
with him anyways that's enough for sucking their dicks I'm sure hockey I'm not you know
it's just tremendous that's all I'm gonna say Toronto last night Brad March and former Bruin
We got rid of our captain one of my favorite after Bobby or maybe my favorite Bruin
We traded him to Florida as you know a few months ago
Last night game seven at Toronto. He was probably the best guy on the ice had two assists and an empty net goal
They are happy. They got him man I watch
him like he's my son no matter where he is he's not even near the puck anyways
that sport is I can't tell you how much how good it is I am stop sending you
hits because I could have sent you three last night you would have went what the
fuck did that guy get up referee got a stick in the eye bled everywhere they
had to scrape it up with a shovel it right above I guess he got but they but the guy stick went under
his clad under his shield let's get to it speaking of injuries oh I didn't turn
this on yet whose show is this Dave Chappelle really don't know what the
fuck I'm doing folks thank you by the, a few people who came out. I, that's what I wanted to say.
Don't fuck with me today, man. Uh, thank you guys that came out to the Xanis.
Had a great weekend. You're always great to me out there.
And it was nice to meet you after the show.
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Say it, say it is so, Joe. Former President Joe Biden's been diagnosed with an aggressive
form of prostate cancer, a spokesman said on Sunday. That's beautiful. I feel nothing
for this guy. Sorry, cranky old man. I don't give a by the way
You know most of us do die of prostate even my grandfather who died at 93
He was healthy got sick for a week and died the way you want to do it
Had a head full of natural hair still had his real teeth
most of us
If you if you didn't now we have the technology to save us but most of us
i don't know what the percentages of men that get prost it's it's through the roof it's almost
like a natural thing now the diagnosis was revealed after doctors found a small nodule
on biden's prostate that necessitated further evaluation during a physical exam earlier
this month.
On Friday, he was diagnosed with prostate cancer characterized by a Gleason score of
nine grade group five.
Is that a nine on a scale of five, like a hut broad?
Is that what this?
With metastasis to the bone.
Sounds like a George Thorogood song.
So yeah, metastasis to the bone.
So I tweeted, not the one in his head, thinking it would go through the roof.
What's going on right now?
You have no idea.
Fuck not.
While this represents a more aggressive form of the disease, the cancer appears to be hormone
sensitive.
What the fuck does that mean?
What is it, trans?
Which allows for effective management.
Biden's career, Biden's cancer diagnosis came just two days after Axios, that's Spanish
for axles.
Axios rose. Released bombshell audio from a series of interviews the former
president held with special counsel. Remember this? Robert Herr in October of 2023. Pursuant
to an investigation into classified documents. Remember he had those in his garage. So they
did this guy interviewed him. Remember investigation. And and he came out said he's just an old man with a bad man remember he sat kind of sugar-coated
it in the recordings was just came out folks everybody's talking about it which
the White House vehemently refused to release last year as rumors of his first
of all how can they ref it's our right to know And I'm sure somebody filed a FOIA, right?
Freedom of Information Act, Tom Fitton does that.
And they, once again, they're like,
no, we don't follow the rules.
To release last year, as rumors of his
failing mental acuity swirled,
Biden at times during this interview slurred his speech
and couldn't remember details about his own life, including when
his son died.
I mean, he was way worse.
What are we doing?
This is the biggest scandal almost ever.
Nobody's paying attention to it.
For four years, this motherfucker was not running the country.
He couldn't, like I said, he couldn't run a dishwasher. So they lied to
us. The Democrat Party, which they do, put people in danger and the government, of course
the fucking media covered for them. They're the worst. Politicians, that's what their
job is to lie to us. Jerkoffs are supposed to dig up those lies, not cover them. So they're
the real cancer and
It makes me sick somebody better be going to fucking jail
Trump has to make an example of somebody you know I mean real quick
And and they're digging and stuff he
Somebody is he's got it out for somebody he put he's sick to Pamandi on somebody this weekend who the fuck was it he's not playing up
uh... but somebody has to be held accountable
that's no joke you don't want to be a son or your daughter was over when we
exited cabal
and people died thirteen american soldiers died
because she had was you know late in the diaper his own piss
well a o c and bernie try to figure out a whoever
it's insane
and if you keep defending democrats you're insane
you're fucking moron who believes everything you hear on t v
no say the same you but you
but but i watch that we're not making this up anymore. We have evidence
We're looking back now and all this shit is coming out
So don't say well Fox knows and but and first of all, it's all you have on the right is Fox news and America one
Who nobody watches so shut the fuck up about that? Okay?
You've had a you've had a vice grip on the media forever
that okay you've had a you've had a vice grip on the media forever lefties and now you know what it's broken people aren't buying it anymore it's fucking
thank God to Elon Musk and the internet you guys are fucking legacy media is
finished show there's some old people who still watch it there are people who
refuse to watch anything but see it they just want to hear what they want to believe and and they had how do
you that's the one thing Trump and nobody has come up with how to fix the
again the internet will fix it but I mean outright lying to the people try
that when you go to do your taxes or something. See how far you get.
You know what I'm saying? Anyways, boys and girls, I don't know why I'm doing this. I
got no more dates. I lined up a young boy, Asian kid I met downtown and being the nice
ass. Yeah, well, I haven't tasted it yet. Well, the the uh, what I want to say is still out the verdict.
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do that and I'm telling you had Had a great time. I was out
with Crowder too. That was a... That's my forte sitting there. This is how when
wait when I did radio or whatever. I like it when there's a guys I'm on somebody
show and there's a couple other people in the room. I it just like a I'm at bat in a baseball game I
wait for my pitch and I drill it I get let's say I have a great eye when it
comes to the strike zone there'll be some opening I'll want to jump on and
I'm like no it's too late there's too much time in between when he brought it
up there's a little bit to it but when you've been doing it so fucking long and had your own radio shows, I could do it.
It's perfect because I'm lazy.
I'm sitting in a chair with coffee making wisecracks that we've been doing since fifth
grade only with a little more experience and you know when to go and when not to go.
I could do it all fucking day.
Again, I'm lazy.
Okay.
Hi. Good good night everybody. Oh, yeah Oh, yeah
Oh, yeah I'm gonna be a good boy Thanks for watching!