The Nick DiPaolo Show - Dems Judge-mental | Nick Di Paolo Show #418

Episode Date: September 28, 2020

Dems start their attack on Amy Coney Barrett. Trump calls NYT tax story "fake news." Project Veritas exposes Illhan Oman in ballot fraud.

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Monday I hate Monday. You should hate it, too. Nothing good about it. Who the fuck wants to work for a living? I don't. Anyways, how was your weekend? Was it corona-free?

I mean, people are just catching it everywhere, and nobody's dying. Oh, it's a bad cold. Yeah! Unless you're old. That's all. All this horseshit for the last six months could be summed up as it's harmless

unless you're old and unhealthy what a fucking hoax I watch sports and they're fucking guys have that I feel so and I know they got the fucking guys have that. I feel so, I know, and I know, I know they got the fucking talking points from the networks who are in bed with the Democrats.

You know, they told the announcers on fucking Monday night football, get a lot of shots of the guys that are with them. How fucking silly, do you understand if it was that deadly, you wouldn't be near anybody. Guys, guys, it'll cut to a bunch of people

not wearing masks. And then to fucking eight guys with masks. And if they were dropping dead to people without masks, you'd be hearing about it, but they're not. I can't help it. It's the biggest hoax in the history. These Democrats will do anything to fuck Trump up.

Might as well have been created in fucking Pelosi's refrigerator, this whole thing. Leatherly, nippled fuck. I am just rotten. They're rotten people. They're angry people. They're dumb people. They have to cheat to win, as we will prove, as Project Veritas will prove. You know why? They got no answers. They can't do it straight. All their ideology is based

on dreams, wet dreams that have never worked anywhere. You don't think they're going to try to steal this fucking election? Are you kidding me? I'm telling you right now, don't be prepared to think you're going to know who the president is till about mid-june because they are going to do everything they got a fucking million lawyers the republicans have to because they know i mean the dems showed their hand you know what's the matter with mailing back oh all of a sudden on this election you want everybody to mail it in. You don't think that looks fucking weird? Un-fucking-believable.

Oh, my God. If that wasn't right for fraud, we'd do it every time because it would be easy. But the few times we do it, there's plenty of fraud. If you don't believe me, I'm going to talk about that dirty little whore, Ilhan Omar. What's her purpose in life? You know, the more I do this show, the more I think those old fucking white racists were right on the money. Afraid of foreigners, afraid of people that don't look like them. I can see why now. And by the way, fucking YouTube, you got me at $157,000 for 10 days now. Or more. Don't put

her up yet. I can't stand looking at that bitch. Although that was a good move, actually. It was. She yelled about her. I don't like that fucking bride, okay? Did I introduce myself? Hello. I'm Mr. Red.

myself. Hello. I'm Mr. Red. Of course, of course, of course, a dirty whore named Omar. What? It made no sense. This thing's dying. That's why this is a joke. Cigarette, you need to plug it in. Who the fuck needs this in 2020? Over the weekend, what happened? Anything with you people? What'd you do? Anything? I don't even remember what I did. I'm very afraid of my memory now. I take power naps at 4 o'clock

till about 8 o'clock, and then I'm up. Oh, fucking UFC. Did anybody see? Aracena and fucking Costa. He made that Brazilian goddess look like a bitch. I mean, they were both undefeated. He made that Brazilian goddess look like a bitch. I mean, they were both undefeated.

He is a bad man. I hope somebody closes his big black yap, though. He's a little fucking cocky. But you know what? When you back it up, it ain't cocky. It's just a fact. He's a bad motherfucker. Yeah, I fell asleep on a couch,

and I woke up at 4 a.m. two nights in a row, then watched like hockey till like 7 because I passed out during a hockey game. Anyways, enough of the bullshit. That's not what they're doing. You open the show. You're supposed to go right at them. Get it with a hook. Shut the fuck up. It's the Internet.

Let's get to it. Oh, I don't have to look at the stories. I have a button here project veritas or i'll do it in the spanish project veritas in an investigation reporting project that uses undercover journalists released a report on sunday sunday night that claim omar fucking omar supporters in min in Minneapolis were illegally collecting blank ballots and bragging about it on social, social, they're doing illegal shit and they brag about it.

Ain't she pretty? I could put a hatchet in her face. Oh, shit. I hit the button. There's a guy bragging. I don't even know who I'm quoting here. Anyways, there's a guy bragging fucking right on the Internet. Project Veritas.

You know James O'Keefe. He's the guy that goes undercover, right? He goes undercover. Remember, he busted Planned Parenthood. He busted people that work at Google that they admit they want to steal. He does God's work. He has to put a bulletproof vest on every day. That's journalism.

So he could smell this dog shit a mile away, this scumbag with a turban or a fucking fan belt. I don't know what you, but anyways, here's one of her guys in Minneapolis bragging about how they're harvesting boats. We have started at 6 in the morning. We are still working, as you can see. You can see the time is 8. 2 in the morning. 2 in the morning. No, still hustling.

2 in the morning, still hustling. 2 in the morning, still hustling. Two in the morning. Still hustling. And he's got, it's on fucking, he puts it on social media. Durka Durka. Muhammad Jihad. Haka Sherpa Sherpa. Bacala. You dirty fucking.

No, they're not going to try to steal elections. Huh? Show me the clip of a Republican doing that. I want to see him on tape. We will win Minnesota. Trump had an answer for it. Let me, since I fucking fast-footed the teleprompter like a mamalook. Oh, another thing about her.

Hates Jews. Hates Jews. Hates Jews. Where the fuck's the trump quote anyways he says uh i hope the attorney general in minnesota minneapolis is uh watching this he said i'm paraphrasing now and he says because of if they're not why not he says we will win Minnesota because of her and law enforcement. Saves Minneapolis and iron range. Trump wrote. What the fuck does that mean?

Iron range. I have no idea. Look at her. I want to fucking put on my Timberlands, which I have on. fucking put on my Timberlands, which I have on, put her head on a football tee, and kick a 56-yarder that goes over the good hands net. Oh, I fucking hate you!

In the Project Veritas report, a man identified is Laban Muhammad. Ha ha! The name Muhammad, I know you shouldn't generalize, but fuck him. Durka Durka. Muhammad Jihad. I mean the name. Not the guy.

Shurpa Shurpa. A bacala. A bacala, which I love. Anyways, he was caught bragging about the large stack of ballots he had. Muhammad claimed he was being paid for the ballot collecting. He said he had 300 ballots for Jamal Osman. This is Minnesota. This is the heartland. Do you guys understand that? We're talking about Muhammad. 300 ballots for Jamal Osman, a member of the Minneapolis City

Council. I don't believe these people are being voted in. Minneapolis, you can't be that retarded. It's illegal to harvest more than three ballots in Minnesota. And this guy's out there blabbing about it. And when the hateful Omar got word of it, she said this. You stupid fucking blabbermouth cunt. That's her voice. She's a a man she's got a big cock oh my god this is going on in the heartland but no don't worry about it don't worry about it there's no there's gonna be no fraud right shit this was going on in the summertime. Uh, I don't like her. He's a malignant cunt. Oh, you got that right, Paul.

Need any more, uh, evidence that they'll do anything, anything to get Trump the hell out of that. Why would you believe otherwise, folks? I really question, especially her. Why is she still around? Why? Why is she still around? Hates Jews. Oh, that's why.

Hates Jews. So does the Democrats. That's why she's still around. Oh, God. Filthy, filthy person. Never washes her filthy, rotten Middle Eastern feet. Pits, ass, dick. Anyways, if you don't believe, if that's not enough evidence for you, by the way, there's like eight tweets from Project Veritas. I wasn't going to go through them all. We'll be here all day. Fucking enough evidence to hang her. Democrat Colorado Secretary of State Jenna Griswold. You know, what was Grills? What was Chevy Chase's? What was his character? ah fuck come on i'm 58 jason you should be able huh you too you know you're not that's a bullshit what the fuck anyways a democratic color secretary of state jenna griswold sent a postcard to non-citizens in the dead

encouraging them at least the dead spoke English, and encouraging them to register votes so they can cast ballots in November. Look at those beautiful blue eyes. And they're filled with hate and deceit. She's a blue-eyed devil, as the white black people say. She's a cheater. I like to decorate her face like Tom Carvell. It's fucking

Humpty Dumpty Wednesday. You! Have a dirty, dirty lady. Dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty. Anyways, yeah. Remember when they used to harvest corn and wheat in the Midwest and not ballots

if you guys don't know what harvesting ballots is a third party gets involved and says they'll collect the ballots they go to nursing homes or wherever and they collect them and then they fucking you know they you know they re-sign them or whatever

or they dump the ones that you know that they filled out know, they re-sign them or whatever, or they dump the ones that, you know, that they filled out for Trump. That's how it's basically done. Karen Anderson said she received, this is a lady, said she received one address to her mother. She says, which sounds really nice, except my mother's been dead for four goddamn years. That's what Karen said. Why did you do that, Karen? Why did you kill your mother, Karen? Why did you kill your mother Karen? Why did you do that Karen? They were gonna find the ballots No, they weren't. All those ballots are the only things we had. So and

she says and she hasn't lived, voted, owned property, worked, or done anything other than visit Colorado since 1967 because of this devil face. CBS4 found a dozen other examples, including a deceased woman in Las Animas County. Animas County. Six migrant workers in Otero County. A Canadian in Douglas County. A man from Lebanon in Jefferson County. And a British citizen in Arapaho County.

The fuck's a Brit doing in Indian country? I thought the war was over. But they're not going to cheat. I hope you people are watching this show. And meanwhile, you get fucking Biden all weekend on commercials going, they know the president's a liar.

He's got a lie on the bench. You people are shameless. This girl needs to be spanked. Her bottom needs to be tanned. With a belt. So the name you're looking for is Clark Griswold. Clark Griswold, God damn it. How can I get? Oh, my God.

That's embarrassing. I left the house this weekend, walked down. I got about 100 yards on a sidewalk. I go, why am I out here? That should worry you. That should worry you. That should worry you. Spent half the morning looking for my coffee that I made in my house. I put that down, go to do something.

I mean, I was looking under the couch. That's how I couldn't believe. Then I'm like, did I make the coffee? I don't know. Those concussions might be coming back to get me. I'm getting a little nervous. Anyways, yes, this person says, yes, it's true that occasionally it will go to a person that it shouldn't go to someone who's already registered or somebody that's below the age of 18. But the vast, vast majority go to the people who are eligible.

And then many of them follow up and become registered voters. And they get their ballot in the mail and can vote in our election. Judd Choate said that. So he's sort of defending this illegal practice. Director, Secretary of State's Elections Division. He's like, nah, it's no big deal. Happens once in a while. Problem? You're the fucking problem?

You fucking Dr. White onking jam rag onking spunk bubble. I'm telling you, H, you keep looking at me, I'm going to put you in the fucking ground. I promise you. No, this time. Mama. Our constitutional rights do not stop

during a crisis, Chris Wall said as she visited Wally World at the event, the Gazette report, arguing the coronavirus pandemic should be used to advance progressive objectives to decrease voting safeguards, is what she said. She's a little whore and a little piece of trash. Let's hope she's a little whore. Hey, did you hear what she's saying?

did you hear what she's saying? She says we should use the Dems, when I say we, should use the coronavirus, you know, to advance progressive objectives. In other words, like Rahm Emanuel said, don't let a good crisis go to waste.

And she's right on board with that. You see how fucking, they are morally bankrupt. Most politicians are, but the Dems don't even try to hide it anymore which makes them more honest i guess in a fucking weird way i'm gonna poke your blue eyes out fucking cheater busy weekend though huh news wise i couldn't i couldn't sit still for a second, although I did. Don't forget,

I'm getting on a plane Thursday. I'll be in a gunk with Maine. Jonathan's, which is a great room, by the way. Two shows Friday night, two Saturday. I'm working four times the number of shows I'd have to make, and making not. Two shows Friday night, two Saturday. I'm working four times the number of shows I'd have to make and make not even the money I'd make with one. So don't tell me

I do this for the money. I do it because I love you people, okay? You're the best people. You're such a good lawyer. You're such a good lawyer. Come Monday, you'll be working in Alaska. President Donald Trump's business have hemorrhaged, this is according to The New York Times,

have hemorrhaged hundreds of millions of dollars over the last two decades, allowing him to minimize his federal income tax bill to zero or nearly zero for many of the years in that period, according to a bombshell report published on Sunday by the New York Times. Really? That's called being a good businessman. And we had this discussion, didn't we? Remember Rachel Maddow had his tax returns? Remember? And everybody was like, we can't wait till tonight at seven o'clock when she reveals. And it made Geraldo Rivera opening a guy's safe look like a fucking yeah uh yeah so they're saying he uh you know he a couple years didn't have to pay any and uh it's what you do when you go bankrupt and you write shit off and stuff and um the left really doesn't understand

any of this you know and then, it's the New York Times. What can you say about the New York Times? But it's all lies. Naturally. So Trump paid, according to the Times, just $750 in federal income tax in 2016 and another $750 the following year. He likes that number, apparently. That's what you do, though, if your business is going fucking shithouse.

That's what the newspaper put it. And none at all, in tenant of the previous 15 years, is what they're saying. I don't know if the fucking... Shut up. Mind your fucking business and shut up. Trump said to the New York Times. The losses also strain Trump's finances.

He is personally responsible for more than $420 million in debt. That's a lot of debt. Welcome to the morning zoo. Baba, my sidekick, will be running down the street naked uh 420 million personal debt most of which is coming ado within the next four years i don't think he's that nervous can you imagine living a life this complicated though every day you wake up and the world is against you i don't care what you say he's's a different breed. Trump called the story

fake fucking news, cocksuckers, which the language I was shocked at, at a White House news conference that took place shortly after the story was published. Let's see, you know, let's see him take on the fucking asshole reporters. A story that came out about an hour ago that says that when you came to the White House, you were paying about $750 a year in federal income tax. They are not releasing what they're not publishing the tax terms. They're not showing that out there. They're saying to protect their sources in your tax return. Sir, does that sound right? You were paying a couple hundred dollars a year.

It's a sick question. You're a sick fuck. And I'm not that sick that I is in place. Pause. Fake news. That's a sick question. You're a sick fuck, and I'm not that sick that I'm going to answer it. Go ahead. It's totally fake news. Made up fake. We went through the same stories. You could have asked me the same questions four years ago. I had to litigate this and talk about it.

Totally fake news. No. Actually, I paid tax. Actually, I paid tax. Actually, I paid tax. Well, I hope so. But didn't they have the same discussion, honestly? I remember somebody on the left actually defending him who was a business person, saying, well, that makes sense. I don't remember who it was.

I'll go with Sean Penn's sister, Diane Penn. Ballpoint. Anyways, an attorney for the Trump organization, Alan Garten, said in a statement to the, Alan Garten, is that Barefoot Contessa's husband? Oh, that's Gartner, said in a statement to the Times that most, if not all of the facts, the newspaper reported, appeared to be inaccurate, is what he said. Then he said, are you saying he knows nothing about this? at all i'm gonna find out what happened here i had that in the machine but it doesn't work no more in the machine what am i 170 i put it in the machine i pressed the button over the past decade president trump has paid tens of millions of

dollars in personal taxes uh to the government, including paying millions of personal taxes since announcing his candidacy in 2015, Garten said. Well, that's his lawyer, and, you know, he wouldn't lie. But I'm telling you, like he said, didn't they have this discussion already? There's all kinds of things you can write off when you're going, I forget the trick. I was going to dig it up, but there was too much sports on this week.

Couldn't watch it all. All I know is my Patriots ran over the Raiders, who aren't that bad this year. That was kind of, got me a little bit hard. Anyways, but the big news over the weekend, ladies and gentlemen, right here, right here on our show, Trump nominated Amy Coney Barrett for Supreme Court justice. Good for him and her and all the fucking conservatives. Here ye, here ye, The coat's in session.

The coat's in session. Now, here come the judge. Here come the judge. La, la, la, la, la. Here is him introducing her, I believe. No? And if the Senate does me the honor of confirming me, I pledge to discharge the responsibilities of this job to the very best of my ability.

Oh, I like that little. I love the United States and I love the United States Constitution. I am truly. All right. Is that it for that clip? Son of a bitch. I wanted to give her more applause. I know.

She loves America. Do you hear that? Imagine her saying that and the Democrats esteem just come. How can you like this racist shit? Oh, she's got. I'll go over her personal information. She's got seven kids and it gets better. And these lefties are attacking her.

They look like such fucking assholes. You can see she's a threat to the fucking nation, can't you? Yeah, but Roe versus Wade. She's got who? I'm sick of hearing about your pussies. I've been hearing about that being flipped since 72. Will you stop? That's what this is all about, you know.

Because the feminists run the world. They are fucking shitting their pants that they may overturn Roe versus Wade. And then you can't kill babies on demand. You have to do it behind a dumpster like they did in the 50s. And they were happy to do it.

Dirty old whores. Here's another clip. I clerked for Justice Scalia more than 20 years ago. Me too. I didn't see it. But the lessons I learned still resonate. His judicial philosophy is mine too. A judge must apply the law as written. Judges are not policymakers and they must be resolute and setting aside any policy views they might hold. You hear that? Trying to think of what's this? What's the Hispanic lady on the court? God, my memory's fried. I think it's the fucking nicotine. Anyways, fucking nicotine anyways she seems like a good person any of the lefties can you imagine how i mean ruth beta ginsburg who was a real lib obviously um can you imagine you couldn't find a person more opposite in their political philosophy which shouldn't come in when you're just supposed to interpret

it the way it was written. Everybody should have that view. Am I correct? Kennedy fucking who's the Hispanic one I'm thinking of? Sotomayor. Sotomayor. As I call a Sotomayor. Her Hispanic tits must be in an uproar right now

with this broad on the bench. Better looking, blue eyes, smart as she'll fucking whatever. Anyways. But let's, we call her ACB, by the way, us who are in the know. Amy Coney Barrett. Personal life. They still

live in South Bend, have seven children, ranging in age over a decade, two of whom were adopted from Haiti. God, she sounds like an asshole, huh? The older daughter was adopted in 2005 and her adopted

son became part of the family after 2010, after the earthquake. So you can see she had motives, right? Unbelievable. She saves a kid and she's taking shit from the left about it. The youngest biological child has Down

Syndrome. Do you believe they're attacking this woman? Huh? Because she walks the walk. She has a Down syndrome. Maybe she could have aborted. If she was a lefty, she would have, obviously. Adopts two kids from Haiti,

and she's still taking shit because she's a Catholic. Conservative Barrett, 48, currently serves as a judge on the Seventh Circuit U.S. Court, as she did, of appeals. She is a devout Catholic and a working mother to, a devout Catholic, oh no. That's a no-no on the left where the fuck am i can you imagine so there's some guy accusing her of being racist because she adopted uh

but it's about her religion she's very religious and they hate it i am like god and god like me I am as large as God he is as small as I he cannot above me nor I beneath him be Selasia 17th century ACB 2020. So yeah, she adopted to, she previously clerked for Justice Antonin Scalia, who died in 2016. Nobody knows why. That was sort of, we should have looked into that one more. Guy checks into a hotel.

They find him upside down on the tub. I might've thrown that in there for fun and it's devoted to the literal interpretation of the constitution another no no you know she's an originalist in other words just interpret the way it was written why shouldn't why wouldn't they all believe

in that you know why because the Dems believe it's a breathing living thing the constitution I'd say she's overqualified to sit with these assholes You know why? Because the Dems believe it's a breathing, living thing, the Constitution. Fucking, I'd say she's overqualified to sit with these assholes. I know a thing or two about a thing or two. I really don't. I pretend to.

Look at the big Nick DiPaolo mug. 45. Anyways, she seems like a fine pick. And oh, my God. anyways she seems like a fine pick and oh my god and i'm sick of hearing how ruth uh bader ginsburg's last words were i don't want this president to whatever her last words were ah my fucking pancreas pushing on her life alert breath i've fallen and I can't get up. I'm in the shitter. At Jewish Beth Israel Hospital. They don't know what her last, you fucking people

are disgrats. Anyways, guess what? So she gets named by Trump and it took about, oh, I don't know, a red pubic hair, a nanosecond for the left to get their fangs out. They went right after her. Democrats, the media, like those are two different things, and activists have ramped up their attacks against ACB. Ibram X. Kendi,

oh God, isn't he a defensive back for the 49ers? An American author. Imagine this guy passes as an author who became the new director of the Center for. Listen to this anti-racist research at BU in July. Railed against Barrett on Twitter for adopting. Get this. This is why he railed against for adopting two black children from haiti acquitting her and her husband to white colonizers can i make this shit up there's something wrong with the black man there's something wrong with his mind can you imagine she's saying she she's racist because she adopted two kids from Haiti. Here's his quote. Can you imagine BU hires this fucking dick?

Some white colonizers adopted black children. They civilize these savage children and the superior ways of white people, he says. You are correct, sir. While using them as props in their lifelong pictures of denial, while cutting the biological parents of these children out of the picture of humanity. What in God's name is this guy fucking talking about? Not my dad. You also hear something ugly as fucking literally.

Not my dad! Not my dad! Of course, Casey Kasem. Last week, moving up. Moving up three notches. Ibram X with you're not my dad uh uh by the way when we played the last clip of the the guy asking Trump the question about his taxes

that audio was fucked up uh on the internet not us That was like, I looked for 19 and they all sounded like that, so don't blame us. I know some people have nothing else to do in their lives, but here's some of his tweets. Listen to this fucking hateful cheese eater. And whether this is Barrett or not, it's not the point.

It is a belief too many white people have. If they have or adopt a child of color, then they can't be racist. He said, you are correct. I actually think he is correct on this one. You know who he's talking about when he says that Hollywood celebrities. It's like a it's a trophy to have a black baby. You know, I mean, the Angelina joe lee's the fucking madonna's

jeez can you imagine madonna's thanksgiving day table it looks like the fucking nick's bench but that's why they do it the fucking libs in hollywood so now they can say anything right but are you gonna tell me um acb did it for the same reasons madonna did it and whoever else in Hollywood? The answer would be absolutely not. She adopted one right after the goddamn earthquake. See, she was doing it for the right reasons. Can you imagine having seven kids? Can you imagine having seven kids? Having seven kids.

I watch my sisters with a couple of kids. And I go, I made the right choice. I couldn't handle that. Seven kids and she's got time to become a fucking Supreme Court justice. That's living a life. Not watching hockey till four in the morning, jerking off and doing your podcast at x and f but this brother says i'm in a whitey hater i'm challenging the idea that white parents of kids of color are inherently not racist and the bots completely change what i'm saying to white parents of kids of color are inherently racist.

Well, you know what? You said she was like a white colonizer when she adopted a kid right after an earthquake. So what? You might as well say that. These live and fake bots are good at their propaganda. He says, let's not argue with them.

I don't know. These blacks. Who knows where they're going to take the wrong way. It's a nice jacket. What time you do to swallow your next load, Mr. X? Boy, does the fucking hatred of white people run deep with some black people. It's amazing. Whether it's him saying this shit or 19 viral videos we show.

You can't deny it, Libs, but you will because you have no moral compass and I hope you all die in a fiery crash with your kids on your laps. Bye bye. Schumer tweeted. Schumer, this jerk off, a vote for Judge Amy Coney Barrett is a vote to eliminate health care. But let's show the clip of this lying motherless fuck. And to replace her with Amy Coney Barrett, who would undo almost everything that Ruth Bader Ginsburg had done to ignore her dying wish Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up A vote for Judge Barrett is a vote to take away health care and its protections for over 130 million Americans who now have protections against preexisting conditions. For over 40 million Americans who pay less for their drugs on Medicare. For close to 10 million Americans who lose their health care.

He's lying. Shut up. Why is he the one that always has to come out because he's the house minority leader whatever he is what he is is a lying cocksucker who loves cameras look at that forehead you know bill belichick draws out plays on the sideline on that forehead jesus christ you could do a snuff film on that. You could fit another face above his face. Would you trust this piece of garbage? Yeah, she's a threat. She wants to take away health care. Obviously, a woman who has seven kids, one of them with Down syndrome. That's what she's about. Do you understand

how false all this is? What's pissing me off right now, I had the clip Jew motherfucker in there and I can't find it. Forgot to put it in. Son of a bitch! But Shuma, please.

You're making asses of yourself. They should have just said, all right, you know what, they won that one. It really scorched earth with them, huh? They were actually talking about impeaching William Barr, the attorney general, because Trump picked this nominee. Meanwhile, it's as constitutional as anything he's done. It literally is in black and white. So cut the cucka.

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on fucking Twitter I get shadow banned I'm just practicing my right my first amendment right and big tech is pissing all over it and they're doing it to a people a lot more important than me one of them isn't the shithead I'm about to talk about former vice president pissing all over it. And they're doing it to a people a lot more important than me.

One of them isn't the shithead I'm about to talk about. Former vice president and current Democratic presidential aide Joe What's his fucking name? I'm having a tough day. Edit this. Seriously. You have to fucking edit this part. tough day. Edit this. Seriously,

you have to fucking edit this part. What did I forget to put a bunch of shit in here? Supposed to say I'm a fucking idiot. Anyways, Joe Biden demolished President Donald Trump when he was asked about the upcoming debate.

Okay, he's such a fucking asshole. Here's a clip of Biden shitting all over the president. The people know the president's a liar. I mean, they know that. Really? You smug cocksucker. Fuck you. Here's some smug cocksucker. Fuck you. Here's some more of this jerk off.

My guess is it's going to be just straight attack. They're going to be mostly personal. That's the only thing he knows how to do. He doesn't know how to debate the facts because he's not that smart. Pause. Anybody see the irony here? All he does is personally attack people because he's not that smart. Anybody see? Look at her because he's not that smart. Anybody see?

Look at her. She's a Biden fan and she can't stand them. She needs to be spanked too by Joe Biden. What a jerk. Oh, he's a liar and shit. What are we doing? What's going on right now? I don't know, Dinky. Go ahead. He doesn't know that many facts. He doesn't know much about foreign policy. He doesn't know much about domestic policy. He doesn't know much about the detail. Here's a guy who fucking has made such an asshole of himself calling somebody else a dummy.

Anyways, that's tomorrow night, folks. And we might do a show right after the debate. I don't know if I'm supposed to mention that or not. We're working on it. Very ambitious for us. But might do a show after the debate, live. So we can poo-poo and

caca all over these morons. He lies. He attacks people. He doesn't know much about foreign policy from a guy who goes while he's in New Hampshire. I love Idaho. Foreign policy, you don't know where the fucking states are in this country. Doesn't know much about foreign policy.

He went to North Korea. He's been nominated for two Nobel Peace Prizes. I can't wait till he throws that in your empty head. And you know what? He hasn't got caught plagiarizing yet. You're the liar. Jesus Christ, I fucking hate that guy. Nick, that's not nice.

Jess, Jess it is. How about this? This lying piece of cheese? He just called Trump a liar and this story broke over the weekend. Joe Biden's always bragging how he went to Delaware State University. Well, apparently somebody disagrees who? Delaware State University. They've denied that Joe Biden has ever been a student there. After the presidential candidates claimed that he got started at the historically black college.

Yeah, he was the quarterback. The 77 year old Democrat made his claim while praising historically black colleges and universities. Do you know there's an acronym for that or whatever you call it? HBCU. Historically black college and University. I thought it was a credit card company. He was bragging about that during a town hall last October before South Carolina Democratic primary. And DSU says

he's full of cuckoo poop. But here's Joe lying about a year ago. I got started out on HBCU. Delaware State. I don't want HBCU, Delaware State. I don't want to hear anything about Delaware State. He's lying. He's lying.

Guy's been in D.C. for 50 years. Has done nothing. Trump's been there before. And run circles around this cheese dick. And if you vote for him i'll come to your house i don't know ask you for a glass of water vice president biden did not attend dsu the college director of news service said carlos holmes told the the Washington Times instead he was only a commencement keynote speaker in 2003 and 2016. But this matches a pattern of him.

Remember, I put a I put a medal around a soldier who didn't want it. And I was in Afghanistan. I was shot at and I hid behind a tree for three days and. Full of shit. He was awarded an honorary doctoral degree degree but was never a student home stressed that's kind of important isn't it that's faggot stuff that's lying you want to call by its name that's strictly for fags no it isn't he's heterosexual and he's doing it uh yes we have a patreon question. We got a patron question. Good. Matt from San Francisco. Democrats have done nothing to help minor poor Matt. You're a minority in San Francisco. If you think like I do have done nothing to help minorities, yet they overwhelmingly vote Democrat every election. What will it take for them to realize they're only being used and break free from the mental enslavement?

What will it take? How about another four years of Donald Trump? Because he's woken more of them up than anybody. You see the plans he's got? He's going to sink billions of dollars into black neighborhoods and stuff. I can't even remember the name of the programs. It's happening little by little matt but you're right it's going to take forever to undo the brainwashing because so many black people just think people uh inherent white people are inherently evil i mean old black people there's not anybody around by

the way alive that actually you know was enslaved but this shit is being being taught the last 40 years on college campuses so um to white and black kids or whatever uh but i say another eight years will stop i mean another four years for trump and by the way why would he admit to a peaceful transfer if he loses when you fuckers are already uh doing mail-in ballot fraud and every other thing to stop them all of a sudden this all of a sudden this election should be all mail-in ballot because of the fake covet 19 disease guys can't you see it please tell me you can so that's my answer matt uh and get out of San Francisco before you step on a fucking human feces and then a heroin needle. Then somebody blows

you while you're sleeping behind a dumpster. What? That happens every week and every single week. I like to end it with a gory story. There's not much funny, you know, funny shit going on. I actually Googled funny stories, and it said a baby was chopped in half today in Kentucky. I was belly laughing. Anyways, this is from my neck of the woods, New England. Oh, wait a minute. I skipped over it. We got Mayhem and Yorba Linda.

Yes. Okay, my bad. I thought this was the fucking broad who was going to. You can edit that out too, Jason, please. Make a note. Seriously, when I fuck up like that. Mayhem and Yorba Linda. People are going, what the hell is Yorba Linda?

That's a town in California that Rush Limbaugh used to make fun of on his radio show every day. I don't know what happened that he hates them so much. I never looked it up. Too lazy. But a woman was arrested this Saturday on suspicion of attempted murder and assault with a deadly weapon after driving her car into a crowd during a demonstration in Yuba Linda. She did it on purpose. I know she's a woman, but she did it on purpose. Involving protests against police brutality and counter demonstrators, which are the Trump people. So they sort of were having rallies right near each other.

Right. But of course, this broad in her car. Who'd she go after? Naturally, the pro-Trump people. Let's take a look at a clip. A couple of people are still in the hospital. What the hell's going on out here? Pops ended up getting her. Your mother's not a cop, so I'm held here. We don't know what she looks like, do we?

Yeah. I need to film it. They're going to get him. They're going to get him. I'm going to the sidewalk all right anyways unbelievable yeah i read this morning like a guy broke two legs somebody there are a couple of them in the hospital apparently but they arrested the dirty whoa um but that's what the left does you know now if that was the other way around if that was a trump supporter going through a bunch of blm antifa scum and she they stopped

the car they would have pulled her out and beat her to death am i wrong am i wrong people no i am not so one guy suffered two broken legs. It was hospitalized. And one woman suffered major and moderate injuries throughout her body. You know what? Not that money is a thing, but just get a good lawyer and fucking get rich. Counselor! Counselor! What? The people in the crowd that were hit were in the Trump support group.

Breckner said he was a sheriff. Well, naturally, we knew that. That's how the left rolls. Is it not? California, goddamn mess. Oh, surprise, surprise. Look, another misfit in our society. Another woman who sexually, woman I say in quotes, sexually confused. Apparently just got done welding. And minority, maybe biracial. But do you see?

It fits the mold of these psychos. They just don't fit in today's mainstream society in the United States. It makes them very angry. Ooh, they broke a window, though. Hope nobody goes to jail for that. Look at this. You are gone, my friend. And finally tonight, also from California,

Joe Montana foils kidnapping. This guy does it all, does he not? This is an interesting story. That's him with the gayest picture we could find. Holy shit. Legendary former NFL quarterback Joey Montana helped foil an attempted kidnapping of his baby grandchild at his California home on Sunday. The 64-year-old Hall of Famer told cops that his nine-month-old grandchild was sleeping in a playpen in the living room of his Malibu home

when a woman later identified by authorities as Sojside Dalzel. Again, nice. That's her? That's who broke in? I would have let her have the baby if she had a drink with me. I was picturing an old, ugly, like Hispanic lady,

like a maid type. That's who did it? Let her go. She's innocent. I'm kidding. Kill her. Anyways, this broad slipped into the house was she wearing that she slipped into joe montana's bedroom uh he left the window open for two day no slipped into the house and grabbed the baby just before uh 5 p.m dal Dalzell, who reported snuck into the home through an unlocked door,

carried the baby upstairs to where Montana and his wife Jennifer were, and, you know, an argument ensued. the retired san francisco 49er star and his wife tried to de-escalate the situation and asked for the suspect to give back their grandchild a tussle ensued and mrs montana was able to steal the baby and run with it. She fumbled. Joe jumped on it. And then there was a clipping call and the baby was given back to the whore.

Montana was able to safely pry the child out of the suspect's arms before spiking it. No, out of the suspect's arm before Delzel fled. And then he said to the woman, Get out of my room, you sick cunt. Joe Montana then ran out of the home and flagged down sheriff's deputies who were in the area on an unrelated matter and told them what had happened dalzell who had fled to a nearby home was soon captured and kissed by all the what an arrested

official said she has been charged with kidnapping burglary nice legs and is being held on a hundred and fifty thousand dollar bail and uh she looked like a nice person but she was crazy as a bed bug watch out because i'm why am i i have any i haven't even got i didn't realize we had three more Why am I... I haven't even got... I didn't realize we had three more. Let's do one more story here. Let's end it on a light note

with a guy that I hate. And it's not... It's got nothing to do with him being gay, but I've told this story many times. I used to do a live streaming show in the Fox building. And it was great. I mean, you know,

like Megyn Kelly would be sitting next to me and it was called the Situation Room or some shit. And then one day Shepard Smith shows up. It's like my second appearance there. Him and Judge Napolitano double team me and start going after me. Somebody asked me on the panel, why Obama won the election? And I said, well, the media was in his pocket. That's why the fucking libs.

And he went crazy on me. I don't know if it's still up. It got so many, it got like fucking 300,000 hits the next day. Shepard Smith, anyways, you know he quit Fox. He's returning to television. He's going to be in the ice capades. No. He returns to television this week at his unexpected new home.

Yeah, CNBC. Here's a picture of old ship. He begins a general interest nightly newscast. The hell is that me? Wednesday at 7 p.m. on the Financial Network. Ooh, you're moving up. That's where you belong. Putting him back in the time slot he loved before Fox moved him to the afternoon seven years ago. Yeah, you'd be better off at Fox, okay, at three in the morning

than you would be on CNBC on a financial show. Let's pretend you love that slot. He says, we're going to come out and do just the news. We're not planning to do any analysis because I'm too stupid to look at things objectively. But we're going to do no analysis in our news hour, he says. Do you believe him? I suck cock and I love it. Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy.

We're going to have journalists, reporters, sound and video. Wow, that separates you from the pack, huh? As opposed to those other channels that use crayons and... We're going to have newsmakers and experts, but no pundits. Oh, my God. Please give me a call.

We're going to leave the opinion to others. It's exactly what I've been wanting to do. It's funny. So what you're implying is you didn't want to do that, but you stayed at Fox for how many years? It made nine, 10 million a year. It's what I've been working at for 30 years, he said. Well, congratulations, Shep. I think he asked me to come on a show once after. Luckily, I had a gig. I had a gig where I was making a sandwich and I said, no. Anyways, congratulations, chef. We're happy for you. Most overrated jack off ever. That is it,

folks. Like I said, we're trying to, you got the big debate tomorrow night. We're going to try to do a live show right after the debate. If we can pull it together, you know, technology wise, still 1958 here. I mean, as far as TV, you know, when TV can pull it together. You know, technology-wise, it's still 1958 here. I mean, as far as TV. You know, when TV first came out, I'm saying, whatever. Go to fucking latinohousewives.org if you want. But that would be great, so I can comment on hilarious, I hope this fisticuffs.

I hope Trump goes, remember you said you'd take me behind the high school and beat me up? Let's go. Let's go, old man. Fucking knock the hair plugs right out of your head. That is it. Remember, you guys think it. I will say it. I always do.

And you're very welcome. Don't forget Cameo.com. I did a bunch of them this weekend. If you want me to roast friends or relatives or somebody at work you don't like or say happy birthday to Grammy, anything. I can make or break the day. That's it. We'll see you guys back here tomorrow. Have a good day. guitar solo I'm out.