The Nick DiPaolo Show - Dems Ruth-Less in SCOTUS Fight | Nick Di Paolo Show #414

Episode Date: September 21, 2020

RBG's death opens a SCOTUS seat and a can of hypocrisy. Trump promises a female nominee to take her place. BLM scandal exposes another fake black.

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Welcome to the show, ladies and gentlemen. On a Monday, state of Georgia, the wonderful state of Georgia. How are you, folks? How was your weekend? Was I? Mine was all right. Except for I want to mention this real quick. You might have heard this is sports. It's sort of a non sequitur sports. James White running back for the Patriotsots his dad was killed in a car accident his mother's like in critical condition last night uh my buddy greg uh zook the cop former cop from you know cop in miami for 30 something years who's staying at my house right now. He was like this. He was close with James White's dad.

I mean, he's been to, you know, family gatherings with him. And so he comes in my living room last night with like a pale look on his face. And he was almost in shock. And wow, horrible, horrible. It's the most upset I've ever seen my buddy. Um, so, uh, yeah. Condolences to James White and his family. I hope his mother pulls through. I think she was driving actually. I don't know if somebody ran a red light. They don't know all the details, but anyways, uh, and somebody close to me, my sister's mother-in-law passed away kind of on it.

Well, she 85, but unexpectedly. I used to spend so much time at their house when I was in high school. It was like the party house. Thoughts and prayers to the Bevan family, my sister Darlene, and everybody. Anyways, 2020. Huh? Jesus

H. Christ. If there is a God, you might want to show up now, straighten shit out, and then go back where you came from. Speaking of deaths, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, and look, look, of course, we all disagree with her political philosophies and, you know, real left wing, liberal part of the court for years. But you got to be impressed with people that go that far in life. She was that, I mean, you know, they weren't hiring women, you know,

judges back then and just super smart. And Bill Clinton appointed her. And again, I hate her politics, but you have to admire. Same with like Obama. He made it that, you know what I mean? That's quite a life she lived. So she died, I would say expectantly, because she's been sick in and out of the hospital but the way she died sort of surprised me we got a clip of it actually right here

no what dude what did i send you No? What? Dude, what did I send you? She kept screaming, right? Why didn't we play the whole clip? Bullshit! I've only won one of these arguments, so he's probably right. Didn't I have her going off for like five minutes? Oh, you fucking... Anyways, that was a young judy goal losing her shit aren't they just shrill angry people she went on and on about how she said

you said you weren't gonna die till 2021 anyways uh so yeah that's the big news so it's like god wants a civil war in this country because you know the left's going to go fucking horse shit, bat shit crazy when Trump you know brings up a nominee before the election and gets it confirmed through the Senate

they're already threatening violence and shit these jerk offs went to Mitch McConnell's home in the middle of the night you know fucking protesting I mean I don't see how we're going to avoid a civil war. Whoa, I really don't. That could have been drastic. Look at me, I look like a Best Buy manager.

But I work at Pep Boys. Why are your fucking oil pans leaking, fella? Anyways, so yeah, so now you got uh now you got biden coming out who he has switched switch his position on how this works as far as nominating or waiting till a new president comes in uh over the years he's taken both but not just the left so is fucking lindsey graham and mitch mcconnell this is where they are all hypocrites. But let's remember who started this shit. Harry Reid with a nuclear option back in 1990, whatever the fuck. Do you remember? He wanted to get rid of the filibuster for votes like this. He started it. He changed the whole

framework. So it came back to bite you in the ass it bit you right in the ass anyways and i like the other thing about the uh the other thing was making me laugh about well i'm not laughing because she's dead but every story started with she died peacefully well yeah she was 87 with cancer oh i thought she was in a knife fight at a pool hall in newark turns out she was on her motorcycle jumping. Biden's history of flip-flops on Supreme Court. You know, we got to have clips here. Here he is back in 92. This is his take on it. My view that if a Supreme Court justice resigns tomorrow or within the next several weeks or resigns at the end of the summer, President Bush should consider following the practice of a majority of his predecessors

and not, and not name a nominee until after the November election is completed. Oh, really? Oh, really? Okay. Let's show him forgetting he took that position a few years later. 38% of Americans say definitively they do not think the Senate should hold hearings and, in fact, leave it to the next president. It is very dangerous. Oh, it's dangerous.

To set this precedent. Set this precedent. Because the tables will be turned. Congress has no right to take the dysfunction of the Congress and spread that cancer to another co-equal branch of the government. You fucking hypocrite. You're lying. And you're a piece of shit. And then here's his third and final flip flop on this issue. as his third and final flip-flop on this issue.

Voters should pick the president and the president should pick the justice. Pause. That's what's happening. The voters pick the president and this president's going to pick the justice. And why are you in the hallway at a fucking red roof inn? Go ahead.

For the Senate to consider. You smug cocksucker. Fuck you. That is the beauty of being a politician, huh? You don't realize when you say shit. But like I said, both sides are hypocrites on this stuff, but we still,

it's on fucking Harry Reid and his nuclear option. But here is, I think Mitch McConnell, the guy who has no chin, just his lower lip moves. I'd say, being from Kentucky, I'd like to bang my cousins and my sisters.

This guy's lower lip is all that moves. He's paralyzed from the fucking eyebrows. But here is him a few years ago also showing what a dope he is. Go ahead. It leaves us with a choice. Will we allow the people to continue deciding who will

nominate the next justice? Or will we empower a lame duck president to make that decision on his way out the door instead? Presidents have a right to nominate just as the Senate has its constitutional right to provide or withhold consent. In this case the Senate will withhold it. The Senate will approximately revisit the matter after the American people finish

making in November the decision they've already started making today. You fucking hypocrite. So apparently, you know, look, this is politics. OK, whatever is expedient helps you win. Let me ask you a question. Do you think if the shoe was on the other foot that fucking Pelosi and Chuck Schumer for a second wouldn't want to bring it up before the election? Do you really think they'd think twice? Huh? This party that has Antifa and anarchists doing their dirty work for them in the streets? All bets are off. Go shit in your hat. Here's Lindsey Graham, though. He, Lindsey Graham really sealed his own fate with this one back in 2016. He really. When a vacancy occurs in the last year of the first term, you can say, Lindsey Graham said, let's let the next president, whoever it might be,

make that nomination. And you could use my words against me and you'd be absolutely right. We're. that nomination and you could use my words against me and you'd be absolutely right we're and you blew it you blew it you can use those words against me well they will these fuckers like i said they're already they're already going to mcconnell's house and, and, and, uh, guys, what is going on here? It's like, I don't know. I gotta say God, but I've never said prayers. What is it, Jason? Who wants us to fight each other? It's going to get ugly, but not Trump, baby. He didn't flinch, did he? Trump's like, ha ha ha, that bitch is dead. She was a good woman. She's a great woman. She really a pioneer,

but fuck her and everything she stands for. I've got 11 broads that I'm going to nominate. And that's the other thing I don't like about this whole situation, by the way, Trump coming out, like he's doing exactly what the Dems do with their horse shit, ruling out any white man or any male by saying, you know,

it's going to be a woman. Anyways. So anyways, a poll came out, says most Americans want a new Supreme Court justice before the election. So stick that in your fucking head. Most Americans, regardless of political party, believe the Senate should move forward with a confirmation hearings for a Supreme Court justice this year. A new poll says and it's it's bipartisan. The Marquette University Law School poll. That's where I went to school, found 67 percent of respondents believed confirmation should be proceed in 2020, while just 32 percent said the chamber should hold off.

The survey was conducted between September 8th and the 15th, just days before Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg made her motorcycle jump. And the poll did not suggest a strong partisan divide over the issue that's the price with 68 percent of republicans and 63 percent of democrats holding that a nomination uh vote should take place and uh independence supported going for by 71 percent margin so what do you say about that democrats uh if it's about what the american people want oh that's right you don't give a fuck what the american people want. Oh, that's right. You don't give a fuck what the American people want. You're a cute old lady. They said, now we don't know this. They said that her last words, this is at the level the left plays at, said she wants,

she, something about, I'm paraphrasing about, she doesn't want this president, president being the one that replaces her. They also don't tell you that. They said she was surrounded by family and friends, and somebody said they had footage of looking through the window in her room after she died, and Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi were performing chest compressions in mouth-to-mouth. I put that on Twitter, and I upset some of them fucking faggots out there.

Stick that one up your ass. I paid her the respect she deserves. Look, she's a nice old Jewish man now. She looks like every agent I had at William Morris. She was actually pretty in her day. They put up pictures of her when she was old. That's a brilliant woman. You know what I love about, hey, holy shit, who's that, Lucy?

Oh, that's her? Lucy, you look so ridiculous. Um, what happens to people? Huh? God. Women turn into old men. But bright woman, we give her her props. And you know why we like her? Because she was best buddies with the most conservative guy on the court, Scalia. They had many interests. They loved opera. They loved literature, porn, UFC.

What else did she like? Snuff films. Apparently, I went to that. Are those her earrings? Did somebody put those on her? Did you dub those in, Jase? Those are real? A couple of buttons?

Yeah, there's a metal cord that goes around the back of the earrings, Donner. Anyways, you know, true pioneer. You got to give it up to her, but she's gone. And nothing we can do about it. She's gone. What do you mean? Well, you know, she's gone. chuck schumer pushes over the phone booth then donald trump uh maybe the greatest president in the history of this goddamn country nick are you kidding no i'm not stick it

right up your wazoo you know i say that they he's exposed if he loses in a month or so he's exposed the left for what anti-american america hating scum marxist scum that they really are we can thank him for that it should have been done fucking three presidents ago trump promises uh as far as replacing g Ginsburg, a woman will replace Ginsburg on the court, which kind of pissed me off. That rules out every guy. How is that not gender fucking discrimination? Make me a sandwich. Make me a fucking sandwich. That's what they should do.

No, no, no, no. No, no, no. Lettuce. But here's our boy Trump. He was doing rallies this weekend he's like freaking it's like ted nojit in the fucking 80s he's everywhere and i love that he's packing the place and uh but here he is he takes his own little pole here and uh here's our boy okay so one more time who would rather have a man on the supreme court

pause even a bunch of Trump supporters, this shows you how the political correctness is infested. That's a bunch of Trump supporters afraid to say, you know, cheer. They want a man. You really think only 10 people want a man in that crowd? I'm just saying, folks, they have really

done a number. Go ahead, Donald. Who would rather have a woman on the Supreme Court? You. You can grab a pussy. Go ahead, Donald. The menace. Who would rather have a woman on the Supreme Court? You. You can grab a pussy. She won't say anything. You're super famous now, Donald. Now tomorrow, like fake news CNN, he was playing games with the United States. It is a terrible thing he's done.

No, I'm just taking a poll, please. And by the way, that's a very accurate poll because that's the way I feel. It will be a woman, a very talented, very brilliant woman. Very talented. Very brilliant woman. She's yet to be born.

What? God darn, you can't say that. I'm just busting balls. I think Melania has what it takes. She speaks 11 languages. Makes a terrific BLT. I'm mad. If I'm a guy. I'm mad. If I'm a guy, I'm mad.

You know, you know, there's guys out there that have the chops at these women he's nominating. Don't they? How is that? It's discrimination. You can come right out.

If you got a cock, sorry. That's not fair discrimination mama anyways i feel like the fucking host of uh the oscars here are trump's potential potential and best best actress category the nominees are amy conan barrett is it i all right i don't need to see it anymore look at the black chick as happy as ever again huh look at her just fucking going i will cut this white bitch's throat so this is amy cone and barrett what about her well she's fucking i am here i have things to say looks like she caught louis with his wang in his hand put that away look at that disdain on the black woman's face my goodness what is her problem they bring them back to mcrib sandwich relax oh for the love of christ then you got the chubby chick over there who could be pretty if she dropped

a few pounds then you got the woman on the far right staring at the black woman saying why is she so angry and how does she wear those knots in her head anyways uh barrett i think is gonna win it because she almost beat out Kavanaugh as I understand it uh Barrett was clearly the favorite of the early parlor games Friday night and the Washington Post's Song Min Kim reports that Trump told Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell that he likes Barrett and that the next judge on our list um, that's all running together, Jay. He likes Barrett. Like I said, she almost beat out Kavanaugh. And she's real conservative. She's kind of religious. And she's got a better face than the rest of them. Nick, that's sexist. I know. It's the internet. Blow me. Barrett is

getting buzzed for good reason. She's a conservative favorite and would allow Republicans to replace Ginsburg with another woman after Trump previously replaced two white men with other white men. Why should that matter? Huh? We replaced a white president with a black one and where did it get us?

While other women were considered before, most notably Sykes in 2017, Michigan federal judge Joan Larson in 2018, neither of them got as far or got as much attention as Ms. Barrett did. Then we got next up on the list, Barbara Lagoa. She is Cuban and lives in Florida. So this is interesting because this could affect the vote in Florida. Could it not? Lagoa. Barbara, is that her? Looks about as Cuban as fucking Barbara Eden.

What are you fucking kidding me? She's Cuban. You're a communist. Huh? How do you like it? They tell you all the time what to do what to think what to feel do you want to be like a cheap like all those other people cheap i don't have to listen to this bullshit anyways um she could she's a big deal she's uh 52 years old which is pretty young

uh served on the florida State Supreme Court before becoming a federal judge in 2019. She was confirmed by an overwhelming 80 to 15 margin, which nobody on this list has matched in this increasingly polarized judicial confirmation process. She also should diversify the court, something others on the fixed list can't, but relatively few on Trump's overall list would do. So she's an interesting pick, like I said, because he needs Florida, right? And all the Cubans are pro-Trump anyways, but that would seal the deal. Why? Because they hate communists, and a lot of their relatives were imprisoned in Cuba.

So that might be interesting, but I'd go with the girl to the left with the crazy eyes staring at that guy going, I am going to bite his ass after the show. Picking a Hispanic woman from all important Florida could be attractive to Trump ahead of the 2020 election. And based on his reported preferences, she's very much a contender. She has a strong left hand and her cardio is through the roof. Britt Grant. Who the fuck is Britt Grant? Hello? Hello?

Hello? Hello? Terry Grant's niece? Anybody there? Let me tell you about her. Echo! Echo! She kind of looks like a brunette Shannon Breen.

Only a little heavier. I like her eyes. I like her mouth. I put her in second. That's probably how Trump's doing it. She got a good rack on her. So one woman who has not been as much in the mix before, but could be this time is Grant. She's 42 years old, federal circuit judge, former Georgia State Supreme Court justice and solicitor general. She was confirmed in 2018 on a mostly party line vote with Senator Joe Manchin, a Democrat voting with the Republicans. These are all solid picks. Grant is close with Kavanaugh, having served as a clerk for him.

I don't see how that's going to help her. How close? Did she get any spooge on her at that gangbang? Joan Larson. I don't know who Joan Larson is, but. My vagina's angry. It should be with that face. It is.

It's pissed off. It's very lonely. My vagina is angry. It should be with that face. It's pissed off. It's very lonely. It is furious. All right. Stop it. I go with her because she looks a little like Ruth. As Jason, my producer pointed out, she's got a lot of Ruth in her. What about her? Fifty one. That's a baby. Something of a dark horse for the nomination that went to Kavanaugh, though it is not entirely clear how far she got. A former Michigan State Supreme Court justice, she became an appeals court judge in 2017

by a wide margin, 60 to 38. Given that others on this list were previously confirmed by smaller margins, that would seem to be an asset for her. So she's in the mix. Then you got Allison E-I-D, Eid, Eid, Eid, Odo, A-U-V. Here she is. That's not even her hand. That's somebody else's hand. She looks like every librarian that told me to shut my fucking mouth in high school whose hand is that it's way too low what does she have the reach of tommy hearns yet another former state supreme court justice in colorado

eed succeeded gorsuch in his federal appeals court seat in 2017. At 55, she's a former clerk for Justice Clarence Thomas, so she has no problem working for a black fella. Remember, Trump's the first black president and former Colorado Solicitor General. Who does she look like?

We've seen that face before. Haven't we? That's me after I just finished a nutty buddy. I made pizza. I ate pizza three times this week. Can I make pizza? I am a stereotypical Guinea. It's hard to make pizza in a home oven. I've got it down to a science. I also have the love handles of Mama Cass when she was in high school. Anyways, where are we in this goddamn mess? Pelosi gives cryptic response to GOP Supreme Court bid. Yeah, she's like, we didn't know how

she was going to react to this. Can you imagine when she found out? Can you imagine when these people found out that Ruth died? You think that girl in the car was crazy? Pelosi must have broken like a thousand lamps in her house, probably ate 40 or 50

of those fucking ice cream things she has in her freezer. Took a big runny fucking lactose dump. Just out of her mind. Chuck Schumer, what did he do? I don't know what he does. He's a fucker. They have to be furious. I wouldn't doubt they try to dig her up and give her malt tomorrow.

Weekend at Ruthie's. Anyways, here's Nancy Pelosi commenting. They were asking her, you know, since this happened, what are the options? And, you know, this fucking, they're evil. I worry about Trump's health. I worry about, but here's what she said. We'll push through a nominee in a lame duck session that you and the House could move to impeach President President Trump or Attorney General Barr as a way of stalling and preventing the Senate from acting on this nomination.

Well, we have our options. We have arrows in our quiver that I'm not about to discuss. Shut your fucking mouth. Shut the fuck up, you cunt. arrows in our quiver that I'm not about to discuss right now. Shut your fucking mouth! No problem, John. Shut the fuck up, you cunt! We have arrows in our quiver. Nothing's off the table. What do you think they're going to do, folks?

Huh? They're talking about impeachment again. I dare you, you wrinkled, leathery nipple bitch. I dare you. You think the country, I don't care who you are and how you vote, would sit through that again? Go ahead. I dare you. I'm daring you just like John Oliver dared Trump to run for president. I dare you. Ugh, quivers. Take one of those arrows out and stick it right in your eye. You fucking dirty liberal old lady. Make me a nice sandwich. Quivers. Last time she quivered.

The last time she quivered without using that water pick in her fucking shower. Nick, that's horrible. I know I'm a horrible person, but I really... Anyways, tour dates, ladies and gentlemen. You can get them at nickdip.com. First of all, I want to thank... Oh, I'm sorry. I'm supposed to read the dates.

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I guarantee there's whiskey in that. He's going to finish that mug of whiskey and finish that beer, and then he's going to make his wife stand in the backyard with a Pelosi doll on her head, and he's going to pick it off with that gun. I like the background. You know what it looks like? Well, it looks like we're looking down at him. He passed out on a men's room floor at a restaurant. Thank you so much, Sean. Uh, great pick man. Still in good shape for a duffer. Uh,

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To stay on this, and it's the big story. We have to stay on Democrats Armageddon option. This is what, here's their option. democrats have the word you know armageddon in the uh furious democrats are considering total war profound changes to two branches of government even adding stars to the flag who michael moore and fucking sean penn uh if republic If Republicans jam through a Supreme Court nominee, then lose control of the Senate. I hate these people so goddamn much.

I can't take it no more. You fucking people. You have no idea how to defend a nation. Here's what else they're thinking about. On the table, they say, adding Supreme Court justices, eliminating the Senate 60 vote threshold to end filibusters in statehood for DC and Puerto Rico. If he holds a vote in 2020, we packed the court in 2021. You know who said that? And I don't even know why they're quoting him. Rep Joe Kennedy, Massachusetts. Why are we listening to him?

He's the first Kennedy to lose an election in Massachusetts. Yeah, let's quote him some more. Who said that? Joe Kennedy. Who the fuck said that? Joe stupid Kennedy. Climbing little commoner shit twinkle

toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant. So that's what they, can you imagine? They're going to change all the rules, pack the court. Why are they allowed to do that? I don't understand how the Constitution works. I don't get it. Joe Kennedy, though, let's listen to him.

Fucking cheese dick. You see the game last night? Seattle and the Pats. That was a doozy, huh? Every time they get together. Let me tell you something about the Patriots. I knew nothing about them

because there was no preseason and shit. Let me tell you something. They should feel good about last night. To go into Seattle and come down to the last play of the game.

I don't know who called the last play of the game. Fucking Nathan Lane. It was the gayest call I've ever seen. Everybody knows that goddamn Cam Newton's getting the ball. They put him in the shotgun. Why don't you roll him out? Give him some options to tuck it and run.

I'm going to say this to all you teams. When you're inside the five-yard line, you know how hard it is to defend out here? Why would you go off tackle with a quarterback? He wasn't even close. Anyways, I had Seattle in the pool, so I wasn't that upset.

Nick, that's horrible. Bet with your heart. Now, you cock. Another black activist has admitted to being a white person. What a disease. I'm black, y'all.

And I'm black, y'all. And I'm blacker than black. Put the picture of that whore up. What a disease. Put the picture of that whore up. Look at her. She's got the hands of a fucking tight end for the nine is Kittle. Got a wasted, waste a rack. Can you imagine? People used to say liberalism

was a mental illness and I used to kind of laugh that off. That's been confirmed at this point. Imagine hating yourself so much you don't know who you are. Why would you want to be part of the underclass? It's the first time in the history of the world that this has happened. It's got to be an American phenomenon. Trying to time out my cigarettes. I can't find my vape. Every time I play with my dog, it ends up under the couch. Get up the next morning, she's smoking it. I heard it's real good for poodles. So anyways, this bitch pretended she

was black. Can you fucking imagine? Her name is Satchel Cole. Great, great, great niece of Natchin Cole. Satchel Cole, a community organizer of BLM in Indiana, fessed up to the years-long ruse at a Facebook post last week and vowed to seek help. You ought to seek help. There's no helping you. Guess what? I've been pretending to be Native American. That's how I got into college at Maine.

That and I had a D-bone of moose in under 10 minutes. No SATs. Friends, I need to take accountability for my actions, she said, and the harm that I have done. My deception and lies have hurt those I care most about, the colored people. What? You can't. I have taken up space as a black person while knowing I am white.

I have used blackness when it was not mine to use. She's even apologizing, Ron. You should be apologizing to white people for going, I don't know why I hate my race so much. You fucking. I have asked for support and energy as a black person. That's racist. You're saying black people don't have energy?

Guess you never seen Sammy Davis Jr. back in 65. I have caused harm to the city, friends, and the work that I hold so dear, said Cole, 45, who was born a woman, but identifies as a non-binary. Oh, my God. Watch out because I'm fucking mental. Cocoa pop! Cocoa pop! Cocoa pop! Cocoa pop! Think about that.

She doesn't know what race she is. Doesn't even know what gender. That's mental illness. I do have to admit, when I was a junior in high school for about two months, I thought I was a junior in high school for about two months I thought it was a 78 year old Japanese woman what a dumb whore I am sorry for the harm I have caused I'm sorry for the hurt and betrayal nobody gives up you didn't hurt anybody black people will cut your throat tonight. Hopefully I will do what I can to show that I want to be a better person. That's racist. So you

being black is not a better person. How dare you? You titless wonder. The mea culpa comes after an expose published by black indie live, which ran yearbook photos of Cole's white parents and produced documents showing Cole once listed a race as white. Oh, what a fucking that's horrible. The outlet also revealed Cole's birth name, Jennifer Benton, and reported that Cole's parents listed their races as white in legal documents. Oh, my God. White power, one, two, three, four. I'm starting to watch my country.

I'm starting to watch my country. Going down the drain. It's all because of this bitch Cole. We are all to blame. Cole's legal name was Quinta Quinta Balabarita. In 2010, she changed her name according to the elder. Around around that time Cole's profile as an activist began to take off in 2017 she was on the cover of Pig Face Magazine no, Cole was appointed vice president

of a well known but now defunct equal rights organization everything she touches turns to shit, maybe you are black equal rights organization Don't Sleep was the name of it Hutch's turns to shit. Maybe you are black. Equal rights organization. Don't sleep was the name of it. Is that how you got woke? It was also named spokesperson for the family of Aaron Bailey, who was shot and killed by Indianapolis police during a traffic stop.

We won't tell you why, because, you know, that would fucking blow the cover. Cole, who also works as an apartment manager, is the latest among a string of white women to pretend she be black and whatnot. I wonder who else is out there that's not, huh? Wouldn't it be funny? Trying to think of a really black broad. I was going to say Esther Roll, but she's been gone for years. Who's really, who's really, really?

I know, the girl that plays Precious. Imagine she comes out and goes, I'm Caucasian. Anyways, Nick, that's enough of the racial shit. Oh, no, we're just getting started. We're just getting started. Anyways, good sports weekend, right? Football, baseball, that means nothing. Good hockey, hockey tonight.

Anyways, my point being is UFC, there's so much sports, and I forgot to watch Covington versus Woodley. Did you see this, Tyrone Woodley? Anyways, well, the buildup to this, to this fight that happened Saturday night, Tyrone Woodley kept giving the same answer when they were interviewing him before the fight. He worked the phrase Black Lives Matters into every answer, being the punk that he is. And then Covington showed him what a bitch he was and beat him silly. Anyways, his, I kind of laugh I I hate what he's saying but I like when you know I mean I like when athletes

don't take himself too seriously I know he's being a militant jerk off here but here's Tyron Woodley before the fight Tyron appreciate you how your time today. Originally, we all thought that you and Colby were going to be up there together. This is going to be a joint press conference. We find out it's not. Let me ask. That's faggot stuff. You want to call it by its name?

That's strictly for fags. That's what I say. Go ahead. Are you disappointed that you don't get the chance to face him down, to deal with him? Or are you kind of happy you don't have to put up with his stuff today? I'm just excited that Black Lives Matter. Are you surprised that in the lead-up to this fight that he hasn't been more vocal? I mean, this is Colby Covington. He's almost been respectful of you.

Is that shocking to you at all that he hasn't gone into you more like he normally does? You know, I'm just really excited that Black Lives Matter. Fair enough, and we know that it looks like Usman Burns is later you know this year a win here would be big for you. Would you keep yourself ready to be a fill-in opponent on a title fight or are you at a point in your career where you wouldn't do that? I feel like you know a victory here just really shows how much Black lives matter. Fair enough. And then I'll ask.

Fair enough. There's something wrong with the black man. There's something wrong with it. Fucking. It sounded like a setup. The guy was feeding them lies. Fair enough. Grow some balls.

Journalists and go, hey, fucking grow up. I'm asking you questions here. Anyways. Colby Covington's TKO former champ chats with a what? That made no sense. Anyways, Covington beat him. And he actually got a call from Trump during the fight. But before that, they asked Colby Covington some questions.

asked um colby covington some questions um and he delivered quite the message following his win over this chump um let's take a look at what he says here domestic terrorist sympathizer how do you draw that parallel the question was i mean this guy said you, you call Woodley, you know, a domestic terrorist and a communist sympathizer. And this guy answers it beautifully. To, you know, fighting for equal rights and social justice. How are those the same? Because he's standing up for lifelong criminals. You know, the Black Lives Matter is a complete sham. It's a joke.

They're taking these people that are complete terrorists. They're taking these people that are criminals. These aren't people that are hard-working Americans, blue-collar Americans. These are bad people. They're criminals. They shouldn't be attacking police. If you're breaking the law

and you're threatening the cops with weapons, you deserve to get what you get. The law enforcement protects us all. If we don't have law enforcement, it'd be the wild, wild west. People need to go give a pat on the back to law enforcement every single day and thank them for keeping us all safe. Otherwise, all these criminals would be running the streets wild and none of us would be safe. Hey, fucking man. I am your voice.

You know why you can say that? Because Dana White, big Trump fan, right? This is his shit. He owns it all. See, you would never hear that on the mainstream media, would you? From a high profile guy like Covington who whipped this guy's ass, by the way. So it was a lock, a loss for Black Lives Matter and a win for Colby and Trump and all of Trump's supporters. So anyways, during the interview, first of all, he he also went after he took a shot at Joe Biden and he went out to a Lakers style LeBron James calling him calling him out, you know, as a bit of a punk.

So but but this is great. And during the interview, Trump calls him. Trump's watching fighting at Saturday night. Watch this. So this is pretty cool. I'm speaker for us. We're going to we're going to try and get Donald on speakerphone. Let's pause. Watch this, though. This is pretty cool. On speaker for us, or what? Mr. President! We're going to try and get Donald on speakerphone. Let's see. Pause. Donald? It's your president, bitch.

Donald. It's not an old boyfriend. Not that you like men. Go ahead. Okay, thank you. Yeah, this is Colby Covington. Thank you so much. You might want to just give him a warning. He is on speakerphone, though. Yeah, give you a warning. Fucking elbow to the tip of your nose, you pig.

This is a first. Kind of put on my radio head. Thank you so much. You are a great fighter, man. You make it so easy. I don't know how to do that. Congratulations. I wanted to watch that fight tonight.

I wanted to watch it. You were great. Thank you so much, Mr. President. You gave me the dragon energy when you shook my hand on Sunday at your rally. It doesn't matter if King Kong wasn't in front of me, I was not going to lose after getting to shake your hand and beat you down. You're not going to lose. He's a strong-looking guy, too. He's a tough guy. He's a great fighter. He's a champ.

That was easy work, relatively easy work for you. I'm proud of you, man. I'm proud of you. I just made a big speech. I had 35,000 people. I said, I got to get home now to watch COVID. got to get home 35 000 people he had trump that's what he said do you know nobody showed up for biden this weekend at one of his things nobody so don't tell me he's in the lead they're doing it again they're lying to us 35 000 people and trump told Colby, and he said this, run through a motherfucker face. He does a good black guy, Trump. Nobody realizes. Anyways,

how cool is that? And I love this Colby Covington. Uh, and you know, Trump's got a hard on, he beat a black guy. And what does that mean? Nick?

Nothing. I just thought I'd throw some gas on the fire, actually. I'd like to have the president call me here on this show. I mean, I am pretty tight with Donald Jr. I'm one step away from running for Senate. If anybody drops out like Mitch I mean, anyways, I want to thank one-time contributions. Okay, I'm going to read these. We had our biggest week last week. You guys responded beautifully. It slowed down for a while.

And I think we had maybe our biggest week contribution-wise. That's called the DePaulo Army stepping up to the plate. I'm going to read these as fast as I can or we'll be here for a goddamn month, which is a good thing. Jay-Z, New York. No. Stephen Conley,

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Ryan Delano. And Bill Allen. Thank you guys all so much. This show is very important. And that was a huge, because things had slowed down because, you know, the PPP money's running out and all that other horseshit. But man, did you guys step it up. Here's a story that made my dick hard, made it very hard. MSNBC reporter gets hit by, well, it depends who you believe.

Trump says one thing. I read it was a rubber bullet, but it's fun. It's that Velshi guy, the bald-headed lying. All you got to know is he works for MSNBC, so he's full of cuckoo poo-poo and pee-pee, okay? Here's a clip of him getting hit, I think, with a rubber bullet in the knee. I'm not sure. And I don't care. Long as it struck him. It's in there somewhere. You can edit this.

Don't worry. I'll entertain while you do. Let's do a prayer. Our Father who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come. Thy will be done on earth as it is at Mar-a-Lago. Something about leading us in temptation. We're taking campaign money under the table.

We good? Here's the MSNBC reporter in Minneapolis getting hit with a rubber bullet. Are the state troopers to fire on them again? Am I hearing that right? All right, guys, I got hit. Yeah, I got hit. Hold on. He got hit with a fucking bullet.

Oh, boy, you. I don't like that guy anyway. He's a fag. Oh, yeah, he works at MSNBC. Now, Trump, this is why he's my favorite president. Donald Trump, a day later at his rally this weekend, actually had to make fun of this guy. I think he did. I remember this guy, Welchie.

He hit on the knee with a canister of tear gas and he went down he didn't he was down my knee my knee. Nobody paid. Finally tonight on Meet the Depressed, as Mark Levin would say. My old buddy, Mark. I had to I had to dig this. I read this and I go, oh, it's just this Jumaane Williams. I don't know what his title is in New York. Fucking senator or whatever. Just a hateful black guy who just hates whitey, can't help himself. Anyways, New York City public advocates de-policing ideas. They border on

psychosis, the headlines were, and not really, if you know jamani williams jamani williams ideas for de-policing show how ridiculous the concept really is and uh people want to feel safe he says very often the things uh offered is simply more policing williams lamented last week that's a narrative that needs to change. That's what he says. Crime's gone through the roof. Through September 6th, the number of people shot in New York has nearly doubled last year's figure, 1,288 versus 653.

Many survived, thank goodness, but homicides are up 35% from 2019. Burglaries in New York are up 41%. Auto thefts, 61%. And you know it's the Amish and the Irish. And the quality of life in the city with vagrants and druggies terrorizing communities is the worst in decades. A key reason people are fleeing the goddamn city. Yet Jumaane Williams, whitey hater, wants less policing. He wants less policing. I'll repeat that. I'm black, y'all, and I'm black, y'all, and I'm blacker than black, and I'm black, y'all. Uh-oh, retard alert. Retard alert. He calls for strengthening the community-based mental health infrastructure, which sounds fine, but makes no sense. Yet he also wants to minimize hospitalization

when it is clear that more, not less of the severely mentally ill should be in hospitals. The city's shortage of psychiatric beds is a fucking big problem in New York. More important, his other alternatives to policing, I listen to this, downright nuts, exposing the hollowness of the entire de-policing approach. Listen to these ideas to Williams. For instance, gun violence isn't a criminal matter. It's a public health crisis, you know, like cigarettes and fucking trans fats. Same thing. Just put trans fats in a crazy guy's hands and he'll throw it on somebody at a concert. To address it, listen to this. This is how he wants to address all the gunplay.

He would deploy credible messengers. I don't know what that means. Did anybody know what that means? Community groups, and listen to this, here's my favorite, and violence, violence interrupters. Will you shut up? Will you? Will you please shutters. Will you shut up? Will you?

Will you please shut up? Will you shut up? Yeah, we call those police, you dumb dick. Violence interrupters. He wants social workers. You know how cops get killed a lot of times when they respond to a domestic violence thing at a house, that's like the number one way they get shot sometimes.

Yeah, let's send shrinks there. It'd also make housing a human right. Well, they're already doing that. They're setting up tents on goddamn sidewalks. That's a house. Listen to how ignorant this guy is. This guy's an elected official in New York, I think. Listen to how ignorant this guy is.

This guy's an elected official in New York, I think. And questioned the city's overall reliance on law enforcement in the subways, he says. Are you kidding me? You're a crumb creep. So that's, and that's him right there, Jumaane Williams. That's your politician. He's a fucking activist like everybody else. New York, I'm sorry, but you deserve what you get.

I got a feeling, though, don't you think, New York? People are arguing if it's ever going to come back, which eventually it's going to come back. But I think when it does, how about this? It's a red city. That's how bad it's going to get between now and then. Yes, Jason. So he's the public advocate, which is the next in line behind the mayor. Oh, is that right?

That close to the mayor? Well, his wife, his black wife is next in line. She's retarded. Nick, we also have a patron question. A patron question. Okay. Tim, Cincinnati, Ohio. This Tim, and I'm not kidding you you he's been with me since i was

doing just the audio portion of the nick depaulo podcast in my basement this guy he was a fan of nick and arty this is how long he's been with me if it's the same tim i've always wondered why in all those miserable eight years under obama no one in the media called him on his bogus claims of being the first black president. His mama was white. Shouldn't they have, shouldn't he have been labeled the first mulatto president? I don't like the, mulatto sounds too much like a drink at Starbucks. I'm not comfortable with that. Have you had the mulatto, lache, tata, fucking faggy drink?

Yes, we all know, Tim, that he was biracial. And more importantly, the question should be, shouldn't he have done more on race since he was biracial instead of dividing us? Put the question back up there, Jason. I need it. Start over? Huh? Anyways, yeah, so he was not the first black president. He was the first biracial president.

And like I said, you got to vote in. You know who would be a, again, this is who I'd vote for, for a black president. Joey Porter from the Steelers. Harrison. What was Harrison's name? James Harrison. What was Harrison's name? James Harrison. These are guys that are black than my snow tires. They have negative body fat, and they would just get shit passed.

They'd threaten people. But his mama white. Anyways, yes, I agree with that. I think the whole world agrees with that. So we haven't had – he's no more black than you know who is, Kamala Harris, Jamaican and Indian. Is that how it works now? They actually have a fucking thing now on applications.

It doesn't say white. It says non-Hispanic. I mean, just trying to push us out of the way. Thank you, Tim from Ohio. Good to hear from you again. That is it for today ladies and gentlemen I want to thank all the people that donated because again you can go to nickdip.com or become a Patreon member at patreon.com

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