The Nick DiPaolo Show - Dems Send Message with Military | Nick Di Paolo Show #475

Episode Date: January 19, 2021

Media talking heads ceaselessly trash Trump supporters. RINOs push back against big tech anti-trust. Skepticism over covid vaccine grows.

🎵 Oh yeah, hello everybody. Welcome to the show on a big Tuesday. Coming to you from the state of Georgia. What is going on, folks? Hope you're well. And I got to go for a CAT scan today on me pelvis. Yeah, I've had these ball aches. My nuts ache all the time.

And I started this journey two months ago. They move so slow down here. Oh, a guy checked. I thought it was a hernia. I opened my mouth. I go, I thought the guy checked. Well, I don't see a hernia, but then they have to cover their ass, right?

Because I said it and in case he misses it in his examination, just in case, we'll send you for an ultrasound. And I had to wait 10 days for that, for the ultrasound or whatever the fuck. Then I do that, which was good. I gotta be honest, fucking hot bar in the 20s with gel on my balls and a whatever, ultrasound machine.

What are you going to do? I would have brought flowers. And then whatever, they find nothing there. And I still got the pain. And then prostatitis, they think it's prostatitis. They put me on fucking whatever the fuck, Cipro. Take that for a week, doesn't change anything. And then they're like, okay, then, you know, cat's care.

Had the prostate guy stuck his, you know. This guy was good. His stock was good. He actually, first thing he goes, no, it's perfect. I got a perfect prostate. Nobody can see it. But he also wiped my ass for me. Usually they just throw paper towels at you like you're a $5 hooker.

He actually cleaned me up nice. But then he started texting me. So anyways, CAT scan today on the pelvis. That's when you lay down. You go into the tube, whatever the fuck. They can see, like, outline your penis and shit, so I'm going to,

I got to put something down there. I don't know. Anyways, that's what I got on the schedule just to find out what, hope I don't come back tomorrow and go, yeah, big fucking cancerous mass.

And I go the way of Alex Trebek and Patrick Swayze and John Davidson, all my heroes. Let's get right to it. Ladies and gentlemen, I was watching TV last night, as usual, and there's a video going around on the internet, we'll start with that, that the left does not want you to see. All you see today when you put on TV is what? that the left does not want you to see.

All you see today when you put on TV is what? Democrats saying that we are inciting violence, whether it's our tweets, whatever. They decide what inciting violence, and my argument to that is, no, you stealing an election, you calling us bigots and diplomats, you're inciting fucking violence.

I think we've been pretty patient on the right. And if this country was half as racist as you say, and run by white supremacists, we already, shit would have been already blown up. But you cocksuckers all summer cheered on the riots. Over 40 people died, billions of dollars worth of damage, looting, burning. And you keep saying that it's the right inciting violence. Well, let's take a look how you were speaking for the last fucking year. I just don't even know why there aren't uprisings all over the country. Maybe there will be.

Maybe a tent. Michelle Wood says that, you know, when they go low, we go high. No. When they go low, we kick them. Eric Calder. That's what this new Democratic Party is about. Please don't just come here today and then go home. Go to the Hill today.

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You heard it. You heard it. You heard it. You heard it. and domestic and sadly the domestic enemies to our voting system and our honoring our Constitution are right at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue with their allies in the Congress of the United States. Who's inciting violence? Who? They asked me would I like to debate this gentleman I said no I said if we're in high, I'd take you behind the gym and beat the hell out of him.

I'll meet him in a hotel room any motherfucking day of the week. Mickey Rourke. And give him a Louisville slugger. Kiss my motherfucking ass, you bitch punk sucker. Yes. I like him. I have thought an awful lot. About black cock.

About blowing up the White House. I like to talk. Let's make sure we show up wherever we have to show up. Colored lady. You'll see anybody from that cabinet at a gasoline station. In a department store. Get a Popeye's. Don't touch me.

Look at this. This sums up America right here. I'm sorry. Stop moving. I'm sorry, man. Look at this. This sums up America right here. He can't come back to New York. He can't. He's going to walk down the street in New York. Forget bodyguards. He better have an army. Fuck you all!

He's going to walk down the street in New York. See, I'll go back here. Same exact thing. Oh, he, she, Kathy Griffith. Rotate a little bit. Other way, other way. Looks like a guy that went down on her. If the president does go ahead and fire Robert Mueller,

we would have people take to the streets. I believe there would be widespread civil unrest because Americans understand that the rule of law is paramount. You're not American. Shut the fuck up. When was the last time an actor assassinated a president? Tough guy. Fuck you! And maybe it's time.

Who's inciting violence? It's an actor dressed to look just like President Donald Trump Remember this? I forgot about this. as he's assassinated on stage. Look as his character is stabbed to death, and there's no mistaking the Trump connection. He put this around my neck, and I might just kill ISIS with the same ice pick that I murdered

Donald Trump in the same night with. You cannot be civil with a political party that wants to fuck your mother. What you stand for, what you care about. That's why I believe if we are fortunate enough to win back the House and or the Senate, that's when civility can start again. But until then, the only thing that the Republicans seem to recognize and respect is strength. The Minneapolis Police Department is rotten to the root. I know I just came from church mass, but nonetheless, I'll say this. You're in the arena, you gotta be ready to take a punch.

You gotta be ready to throw a punch for the children. Don't forget to bring... She's laughing. He's a punk, he's a dog, he's a pig. You're half a fag. I'd like to punch him in the face. I'd like to punch you in the face. Even in states where Donald Trump won big,

that it does you any good running away from Donald Trump, I think you need to go back and punch him in the face I mean the truth is is this guy is bad for this country kind of shocking so your barber honestly I don't necessarily like it I'm not real excited about it being in my neighborhood neighbors in the Oakdale neighborhood are uncomfortable with this hanging Trump doll that appeared on their street after Donald Trump got inaugurated. It's impossible to get away from it. You know, I had a dream the other night

about that I was playing golf with Donald Trump and I was standing beside him with a club in my hand and I was, you know, considering my options when I suddenly woke up. You know, it was one of those dreams where you want to just get back to sleep so you can finish it, you know? And that, yes, without without no justice there will be

no peace so this is just a warning to you trumpers be careful walk lightly look at this you know we ain't playing with you okay lips enough Okay, lips. Enough of the shenanigans. Okay, lips. Enough is enough. Wash my car. And for those of you who are soldiers, you know how to do it. Fuck you! Do it right. Be in order. Now look at him!

Pay. Yeah. All right. All right. All right. Who's inciting violence? What side? What side's inciting violence?

You ever see fucking Obama hung an effigy? I can't remember. I'm sure somebody did it. Send me a photo so I can say, you know what? Both sides do it. But they don't'm sure somebody did it. Send me a photo so I can say, you know what? Both sides do it.

But they don't. One side does it. Oh, that made me fucking bubble. Bubble. You want to go to war? Come on. You want to go to war? We'll take you to war, okay?

Tony, coño. Anyways, and they sit there over and over for the last since january 6th incitement of violence do you see how here's the question people go do they really believe it like some people go they don't believe it they know it's bullshit i think it's 50 50 the people that the jerk off politicians who've been around washington forever they know it's bullshit. They're just playing Paula. But the fucking younger ones, the Cory Bookers of the world, the young ones, Maxine Waters, what the fuck's a gasoline

station? Get in their faces. And in my opinion, nobody will agree with this, we have to get down just as dirty. Do you hear Eric Holder say when they go low, we kick them? That's actually good advice. Nick, you can't.

You have to. No, you don't. I'm not going to give the analogy again. Anyways, Tucker Carlson last night laid out what's going on with the 25,000 troops in DC for the inauguration. Remember I said yesterday, it's an insult. They were vetting the soldiers. I said, what an insult to, if you're a soldier, remember that when I said that, well, guess who had a similar take? This was his best fucking monologue ever. Um, he was laying out just how scary this new administration is and how they view our military and how they're using it and how bringing 25,000 of them in. They are creating a scene.

They're sending a message that not only doesn't start with Trump, but it's us supporters. But it's creepy how they vetted the military. Isn't that creepy? That's what goes on in Banana Republics when the government, people running things in the military, hand in hand. It's kind of creepy.

And also this jerk-off Democrat from Tennessee, Steve Cohen, he pipes in and shows his sick, paranoid way of thinking. But listen to this monologue. This was so frigging good that I had to show it because he fucking nails it. Go ahead. Our military leadership, the very same generals who howled at the idea of deploying American troops to stop an invasion of our Southern border. Those same generals sent tens of thousands of soldiers with rifles to Washington purely as a show of force on behalf of the political party they support. And once they did that, they then

allowed Democratic politicians to degrade and politicize the military itself. Democrats in Congress demanded that the troops sent to Washington this week submit to a political purity test, ideological vetting, as they put it, to make certain that every soldier professed loyalty to the new regime, not loyalty to our country, not loyalty to our constitution, but loyalty to the aims of a specific political party. Pause. And what's creepy is this is already happening. We reported here, right, on guys in the military who've been in there forever. Remember some of them were for changing the names of army bases and shit? It's already creeped into the military, the Democrat way of thinking. That's what should fucking unnerve you, that people, career military guys, are bowing to this horse shit. Anyways. are bowing to this horse shit. Anyways. Nothing like that has ever happened in America. And just a few months ago, it would have been unimaginable. Suddenly, it's compulsory. Here's Congressman

Steve Cohen of Memphis explaining why it is. The guard is 90 some odd percent, I believe, male. Only about 20 percent of white males voted for Biden. You've got to figure that in the Guard, which is predominantly more conservative, and I see that on my social media and we know it, they're probably not more than 25% of the people that they're protecting as who voted for Biden. The other 75%

are in the class that would be the large class of folks who might want to do something. Can you imagine? Is that the end of the clip? Get this through your head, you. Get this through your head,

you Jew motherfucker, you. He's implying. He, this is a Democrat. You know them, right? You can't prejudge. You shouldn't be racist. He's implying that the majority of the National Guard, which is white,

which it is, they're a danger because they are white males and they don't think like fucking Joe Biden and Kamala Harris. Nice to paint with a broad everything they've been telling us not to do. Right out in the open, just fucking racist.

If that's a fact. is tell me am i lying can you fuck if i was a so i would be furious furious we're worrying about extremism in the national guard where was that in fort hood i mentioned that yesterday too i made made that comparison. That's why you should watch your show. I'm actually ahead of the people that are on at night. Where was that, huh? Where was, what if we said, hey, that fucking Muslim guy that shot people up in Fort Hood, he's a Muslim. Let's vet all the other, can you imagine if you even vetted him? Nevermind, throw him out, which is how I would do it. never mind throw them out which is how I would do it racism be damned grow some balls fuck oh boy they were all out in force yesterday you remember Andrew McCabe remember his wife

ran for some fucking uh seat in Virginia, he was taking money from the DNC and he helped. He was one of the major people in the middle of, you know, at Russiagate and saying Trump was an agent and shit. Well, he had to pipe up yesterday. But you know what he did? He wasn't shitting on Trump.

He was shitting on us people that voted for him. This shows how they, it's a perfect example of how they are ensconced in Washington. So disconnected to the and don't fucking Trump got 79 million votes I don't give a fuck with anybody that's the other thing we keep hearing Trump incited him by saying he lost the election when Biden actually I mean he won the election when actually Biden won absolutehit. But listen to McCabe here.

Such a pompous, could you be more out of touch? People who are attracted to extremist rhetoric, to extremist movements, that's exactly what you see. Pause. You mean like Black Lives Matter? Like Antifa? Oh no? Where were you during the fucking riots this summer?

Unfucking real. They're scared shit of white guys. Where are all those white supremacists? And the people that made it into the Capitol, they were a fucking handful of Antifa people leading the charge. This is all the truth. Go ahead, jerk off.

Those Americans who traveled to Syria for the purpose of joining the Islamic State, when you put all those faces and names down in one place, you had doctors, lawyers, you had people who were Muslim their entire life and some people who had just converted only months earlier. You had rich people, you had poor people, men, women of every ethnic variety. So I think that's actually common to extremist groups. Some people are very vulnerable to and drawn into that that core lie of any extremist movement. And that is exactly what we're seeing now with these this particular group of Trump supporters. When I fucking smash his fucking face in.

So you if you voted for Trump, a 79 million, you were compared to people that got radicalized by ISIS. That was the comparison right there he was making. Are you fucking kidding me? Do you guys see this ending good in any fashion? I really don't.

I hate to be the breaker of bad news. God, if I was 22, I'd be in three militias. Start one with my friends, I think. That think like me. Oh, my God. Being compared to fucking Muslim, radical Muslims, extremist Muslims, which he would never say back in the day when shit was being blown up.

Do you see how much they hate? And the other big irony is we're a danger to democracy. When their first, their promises when Biden gets in, it's to do what? Fucking piss on the Constitution. Pack the Supreme Court. Open the borders so we don't have a country. But we're the ones who are a danger. Oh, the irony is so thick,

you could cut it with frickin' Pelosi's leathery nipples. Who's with me? And you wonder how we got in this position, folks? Because it's not just the left. You know, we've talked about this on the show many times. We can't be in this position without some of our own people selling us out. Well, who do you mean, Nick? Because it's not just the left. You know, we've talked about this on the show many times. We can't be in this position without some of our own people selling us out. Well, who do you mean, Nick?

Well, anyways, activists argue against antitrust action. Well, who are the activists? A group of free market and low-tax advocates are urging House Republicans to back off plans to take antitrust action against big tech companies. Those are conservatives we're talking about. They don't want us to take action against big tech. Why? Because they're getting their pockets greased too. What chance do we have when the enemy is among us?

I don't know. Oh. These are our people. You fucking people. You have no idea how to defend a nation. The Washington Times reported that the conservative activist authored a 10-page letter to the Republican United States Rep. Ken Buck, Colorado,

to Matt Goetz of Florida and Andy Biggs of Arizona. Those are conservative guys who are good, who fucking voted to decertify Biden, and said in part, this is what they wrote to them, we fear that today both sides of the aisle are pushing for the weaponization of everything that they don't like is considered weaponized, of antitrust, either as a tool to punish corporate actors with whom they disagree out of a presupposition that big is bad. So they're nervous about that. Oh, boy, you. Are you shitting me? Those are supposedly conservatives.

Unfortunately, the antitrust debate has begun to devolve into a litany of unrelated and often contradictory concerns, unsubstantiated and dismissive attacks, and seemingly a presumption that any market-related complaint that can be made on the internet can also be cured by the panacea of antitrust. Fuck you. Let me cut through that, make that easy for you. They don't mind us being censored. They don't mind that Google's working with the, you know, working with the

communist government of China and censoring people there and here. We're weaponizing it. No, we're standing up for it. For freedom of fucking speech. Oh my God, are we in deep shit. The letter contained the signatures of officials and representatives from several organizations,

including the Committee for Justice, National Taxpayers Union, the Bork Foundation, who I loved, Robert Bork. Robert Bork, the most conservative guy ever that, you know, they kept off the bench. Independence Institute, Libertas Institute, conservatives for property rights. Put up the woman's face who fucking is leading this charge. She's the one who wrote that, right, Jace? Yeah, Ashley Baker. It says at the end of the article that she was the, claims to be the sole drafter of the letter.

She's the sole drafter of the letter. Somebody ought to part her head with a hockey stick. A review of Google's most substantial contributions found several of the signatories are also recipients of donations from the company, including American Action, American Action Forum, American Conservative. Are these? These are hard to read.

American Conservative Union? That's supposed to be together? Okay. American Conservative Union. Americans for Tax Reform. Competitive Enterprise Institute. National Taxpayers Union So it's all about this

A source familiar with the situation told Breitbart News that Google helped author the letter which a representative for the Committee for Justice denied Bullshit. Sounds like it came right out of Google. That is entirely false. And there was no reason why anyone should think that. Google did not participate in any part of the process. Okay. Do they agree with it? Of course they do, of drafting the letter. I thought of it on my own.

I hate our country more than they do. I was the sole drafter of the letter Ashley Titlis-Baker, the group's director of public policy, said. Congratulations, Ashley. Another reason. Yeah, I'm not going to say. Yeah, now's a good time to shut up. Oh, God, help us. Help us!

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that they send in pictures showing that they're supporting the show. We have Kobe the COVID clown. I thought that was, first I thought it was Mitch McConnell's wife. What's it say? This is, hi, I am a COVID clown. What's all that?

Ching Chong Ding Dong. Hoax organization. That's racist. I love it. He's got the old Nick DiPaolo mug. I don't, I love looking at people's houses. I don't know what that thing on the left is. Jace, what is that?

A gun with a cover over it? I don't know. It looks like those foam muscle rollers. Have you ever seen those at physical therapy or something? That's what that looks like? No, not that thing. The fucking thing to the far left. Oh, I don't know. Probably a severed head or something.

Now you're onto it. a fucking thing to the far left. Oh, I don't know. Probably a severed head or something. Severed head. Now you're onto it. It looks like the lamp, it's got flames coming out of the top. Anyways, that's Mark Ficknell. And we got a picture of Mark Ficknell in his winter hat, a Canadian who, a man of my own heart. Look, he's got his own ice hockey rink. How Canadian is that?

But he looks like he just came out of the hills of Afghanistan. He was drafted by the Leaps last year, and they found a pipe bomb in his locker. They let him go. Look at him. He's got the Nick DiPaolo winter hat, which it might be the best item we have. Anyways, he reminds me of the guy in the next story I'm about to do we do also have a patreon question

oh we get a patreon question all right hey nick it's your last meal on earth it's pizza but you can only choose three toppings what are they and what crust style also Well, bacon. Have you ever put bacon on a pizza? Oh, my God. People talk about bacon on a burger. Put bacon on a pizza. So I'm going bacon, sausage, as you can see I'm a health nut, and maybe green, hot peppers, hot cherry peppers. That way I can have diarrhea all over the electric chair.

Oh, I forgot. I might replace the peppers with, you know what, a handful of Jennifer Aniston's pubes after she trims up nice. What's the crust style? Just regular crust. On the thin side, sort of like New York. You know what I mean? Good question, Ryan. He knows it's pizza. I mean, it's pizza, pizza. They could kill me a thousand times. It would be pizza. Even if they said we only have the shitty frozen stuff and bring it in. I'll hold it when you pull the button. It'll be delicious. You pull the button. It'll be delicious.

Oh, yeah. I am a pizza fanatic, and I make the best pizza from scratch for someone who can do it from a kitchen stove. By the way, I'm looking into a, that's right, a pizza oven. Not that I have that kind of dough, but. Anyways, let's get on to some COVID news, whether it's real or not. How old is the show, Jay? Beautiful. A California man, this is funny, this one cracked me up.

He actually looks like the hockey player from Canada. A California man who police said claimed to be too afraid to fly due to COVID-19. Get this. He hid out for three months in a secured area of O'Hare International Airport. Yeah, it must have been secure as hell. Until his weekend arrest, prosecutors said Sunday. I get a pit in my stomach. See that? You know how many times I've run down that exact corridor at O'Hare to fucking change planes over the years?

I used to love airports. Now I get a pit in my stomach. The guy that was hiding out is Aditya Singh, Indian, right? Okay, apologies to the Canadian hockey player. Well, if you put a Nick DiPaolo hat on him. This guy's 36? In what, dog years? Holy shit. He's charged with felony criminal trespass to a restricted area of an airport in misdemeanor theft. What the fuck? But you don't have opening?

No. But why not? How about arresting the people that work security though here? This guy was there for fucking three, four months in a secure area. What were you? Oh, that's right. We hire the people who get fired from Wendy's and McDonald's to work security. It's always a good feeling when you're on a plane and you look out, you know, on the runway before you take off and you see some black kid doing this, you know, he's got the air buffs on and he's taking his jobs here.

Nick, that's right. I don't give a fuck. In bond court Sunday, prosecutor said Singh arrived at O'Hare on a flight from LA on October 19th. My God, the poor bastard spent Christmas there and allegedly has lived in the airport security zone ever since without detection. Cook County Judge Suzanne Ortiz reacted incredulously Sunday after a prosecutor detailed the allegations. She said, bitch, you got to be kidding me. No, she said. So if I understand you correctly, Ortiz said, you're telling me that an unauthorized non-employee individual was allegedly living within a secure part of the O'Hare airport terminal from October 19th to January 16th and was not detected? I want to understand this correctly. You heard us, motherfucker.

Those Indians can be shifty. Early Saturday afternoon, two United Airline employees approached Singh and asked to see his identification. All he had was a cab license. No. Ooh. Anyways, they asked for his identification. Assistant State's Attorney Kathleen Haggerty said Singh lowered his face mask. Oh, then he's not afraid of COVID. And showed them an airport

ID badge that he was wearing around his neck. What, he run to Kinko's and make that and come back? Isn't that sad? He spent like all day and night and you wake up in the morning. Ugh, there's people catching five o'clock flights. You're trying to sleep in a toilet somewhere. The badge actually belonged to an operations manager who should be fired who had reported it missing on october 26 the employees called 9-1-1 police took sing into custody about 11 10 a.m on saturday in terminal two i know right where it is gate f12 the cops finally woke up don't you move you motherfucker i'll blow your brains out. Haggerty said Singh reportedly found the badge in the airport and was scared to go home due to COVID.

She told the judge other passengers were giving him food. Bon appetit. Living on what? Oh, God. Now, how does that work? Was he begging like a homeless guy for the food? Does he tell them his story? This guy's been shitting junior whoppers

for fucking five months and shitty Chinese food from the fucking food court. As a condition of bail, Ortiz barred Singh from stepping foot in the airport again if he is able to post $1,000 he needs for his release. He is due back in court on January 27th.

That is my worst nightmare, stuck in an airport. I've been stuck at Charlotte for almost, what was it, five or six hours. It felt like four months. At least he didn't, like, steal a pilot's uniform and shit. That could have been disastrous. But you know what? He didn't have any police record either. Clean record. He's just scared. He doesn't like sneezing and throwing up. I'll leave the guy alone for Christ's sake. More COVID news. California clinic halts vaccine administration. Really?

California having trouble with the vaccine? After several people had appeared, apparently, excuse me, had apparent allergic reactions at one California clinic. State health officials on Sunday told providers across the state to pause administering doses from COVID-19 vaccine lot that arrived from Moderna, my favorite flavor. The move made out of extreme abundance of caution, which is all California knows, means that 330,000 doses distributed to 287 providers across the state can't be used amid an already slow vaccine rollout. Once again, follow California's lead. They are just, they can't get shit right out there. What the hell's going on out here? Do you know California, they have the strictest, right? They shut down everything

and they have the worst compared to Florida who fucking opened up a while ago. And Florida's blowing them out of the water. So what does that tell you? Put on your mask. That doesn't work. A higher than usual number of possible allergic reactions were reported with a specific lot of Moderna vaccine administered at one community vaccination clinic. California state epidemiologist Dr. Erica Pan, her husband Peter said, what? Erica Pan, official said fewer than 10 people needed medical attention over the span of 24 hours, but didn't clarify what their allergic reactions were. Why not?

All appeared to be experiencing a possible severe allergic reaction to the state of California itself. And at one party, allergic reaction during the standard observation period, a type of adverse event that the CDC reports some people have experienced when receiving a COVID-19 vaccine, state health officials said at a news release. The reactions are under investigation. They'll blame that on Trump, too. I'm going to find out what the hell happens here. Meanwhile, providers were told to use doses from other available vaccine inventories until the investigation

is complete. The pause applies only to one lot that came from Moderna and not all the vaccine doses from the company, just one lot. The 330,000 doses of the affected lot arrived in California between January 5th and 12th. This is like a recall from a supermarket. If you're eating Bell ice cream and you bought it between January 5th and 12th, you might find a recall from a supermarket. If you're eating Bell ice cream and you bought it between January 5th and 12th, you might find a baby's teeth in it. And were distributed across the state. Health officials reminded residents that the risk of a serious adverse reaction to the COVID-19 vaccine is very small. So don't be a pussy. Take it anyways. Can I, folks, if you know your history, the only time mass vaccines go out to Can I, folks, if you know your history,

the only time mass vaccines go out to the public, oh, not the only time, but you know what it's been used for? A lot of times. How about sterilization? Do you know Bill Gates is working on some project right now to put particles in the air to reflect the sun back at the sun to ease up global warming

and shit you know you know the environmentalists who believe we're going to be dead oh we should have been dead two weeks ago they're as nutty as anybody bill gates included i wouldn't doubt and you know how they hate they always they've been saying since i was 12 there's too many people on the earth we're going to break the earth i I don't, I'm not taking this shit. Nick, you sound paranoid. I don't give a fuck. I'll be on my deathbed. They could tell me, yeah, it's COVID.

I'd be like, I don't give a fuck. But it's not. Anyways, are you guys going to take it? I, Jason, you? No way. anyways uh are you guys gonna take it hey jason you no way well no it's gonna take forever to get around to me anyway because you know i'm a straight straight white male and a young dude yeah exactly although you'd be surprised because i'm gonna do a story now how oh all of a sudden it's ripping into the baby population you keep that propaganda going fuck faces uh, they say it's very small

and the expected rate of anaphylaxis, I went to school with anaphylaxis, no, no, no, is about one in 100,000. The state has not been notified of any other cluster or individual events related to this lot,

the officials said. The clinic that had the allergic reactions switched to another lot, the officials said. The clinic that had the allergic reactions switched to another lot of Moderna vaccine after closing for a few hours and reopening at a Midas muffler in San Clemente, according to state officials. Officials didn't disclose the clinic's name or location. Why not? I don't know nothing about that. Yeah, you do. In a recommendation letter sent to providers Sunday, the state health department said it recognizes the extremely limited supply of vaccine, but added that there were no immediate replacement doses available during the pause.

That's California. Yeah, I don't think I'm taking it. For a couple reasons. La, la, la, la. Yeah, I don't think I'm taking it. For a couple reasons. I think I've had it twice. The actual, I know I had it once. You guys, I documented that, that. Oh my God, that was, that was almost a year ago.

When I went to fucking, it was. Magoobies. Remember two weekends in a row? This is right before they shut down all comedy clubs. And my fans, that's when I knew they had balls. They showed up with no masks. Well, they had Chinese masks, so I'm making fun of the people. I can't believe that was almost a year ago.

I had to connect two weekends in a row. That means I was on eight different planes. Remember i came home on the second after the chicago trip and i woke up to pee at like two in the morning and my fucking i was chattering almost like this lady i'm gonna show you i was doing one of these no doubt i had then i soaked through my sheets the next two nights in a row so i i probably have the antibodies i'll cut myself open when I get home and put it under a microscope. Anyways, I'll tell you who regrets taking the vaccine. This woman, she suffered convulsions after taking Pfizer COVID jab, but being screened for permanent neurological damage. After she took it, she's being screened for permanent neurological damage after she took it she's being screened for

permit i'll say that again permanent neurological uh damage that'll put a chill up your ass son of a whore after a video of his mother's condition went viral the son of a woman who was hospitalized after receiving pfizer's so we got moderna and now we got fuzz covid How about Miller Lite? They have a brand out that receiving Pfizer's COVID jab told RT that even though he was not an anti-vaxxer, he had serious doubts about the drug safety, which he should. Brant Greiner issued an appeal on Facebook last week after his mommy began experiencing serious medical issues several days after taking the vaccine. In a now viral post, Grenier shared a video of his mother shaking uncontrollably as she attempted to walk using nearby walls and a door to support herself as she inched forward. Let's take a look at the effects of the vaccine on her.

The Saints shirt she got on? She just found out Drew B's retired. That's her. I'm not buying it. That's me hung over on a Saturday morning. Did that look real to you? I think she's just cold. It's really cold in there.

In a turlet. I don't know what to believe. But that should be it. You don't know, right? You don't know who to believe. You don't know this kid says he's not an anti-vaxxer. Maybe he is, maybe he isn't. I hate to be so cynical.

I apologize if she really was shitting her pants like that. But I don't know what to tell you. Mom is getting even worse today and I still don't have any answers from doctors as how to fix this. Please pray for her. I don't even know her. I can't stand to see my mom this way it makes me want to cry knowing I can't do anything to help her boy he likes his mother a lot more than I like mine nah busted please don't take the COVID-19 vaccine he wrote doesn't that sound like somebody who's got a little agenda I don't know what to believe folks I'm flying there and I'm gonna meet with her maybe hold ever hold a pitcher martinis she's shaking like Michael J Fox without a shirt on in a Packers

game in January the message accompanying the video has been shared nearly 160,000 times racked up more than 35,000 comments some replies and i understand this question the truthfulness of griner's story i i i sort of understand the uh being skeptical uh anyways but he told rt in an interview that's the publication that there was nothing fictitious about what had happened to his mother he stressed that she had been eager to take the vaccine because she had wanted to do everything she could to lessen the chance of spreading the virus to her own elderly parents. You know, which sounds like a legitimate excuse.

I don't know the lady, so I don't know what to tell you. And you blew it. You blew it. know what to tell you and you blew it you blew it kriner declined to disclose at which hospital his mother received the back nobody wants to say any anything about where these things happen received the vaccine explaining that he didn't want the facility to become the target of an online harassment the man describes his mom as a very healthy person who has never had any serious issues with her health. According to the Louisiana resident,

she woke up with a headache a day after receiving the shot. Several days later, she began suffering from seizure-like movements in her left leg. By the fourth day, she had no control over her legs. We actually have a... No control over her legs. We actually have a... No control over her legs. I can't stop my leg! She had to be rushed to the emergency room. She vibrated there like an electric football game. Anyways, Griner's mother has been discharged from the hospital.

What the hell was that? Did you hear that? I heard this background noise. Grine, his mother, has been discharged from the hospital since then, and the doctors are hopeful for her state and say she doesn't have any brain damage. And her son adds that regardless of what happened to his mother, he has nothing against the Pfizer vaccine. Well, he seems like a very understanding young man. I don't know. I'm so cynical, man, but I can do that. I've done it. I've faked shit like that's why I can board the plane first. You know, when they say, they always throw that in, they go, and anybody who needs extra time,

I go right into my stroke walk. You got to curl the fingers. You got to curl the fingers if you're doing a stroke. That's the key and then people yell at me you were fine five minutes ago i said bullshit i had beef jerky how much sodium is in that anyways uh true story finally tonight more propaganda in my opinion from arizona' COVID cases climb. Bullshit. I'm saying that they're getting another strain of whatever the COVID is, if they're even fucking getting it. It's like having a bad cold for a

baby. Nick, how do you know? I don't know. I watch a lot of TV. Parents, please make good choices to keep your children and the community safe. The words said by a spokesman for Banner Health, as she says hundreds of children with COVID-19 in Arizona are being admitted into hospitals each month. I don't know about that. Shut up! Shut, shut, shut, shut, shut up! Shut up! In a Twitter thread Sunday, January 17th,

Becky Armendariz, a public relations specialist for Banner Health, says hundreds of children with COVID are being hospitalized each month. I want to see footage and numbers are growing from December and January cases. It just smells like propaganda. Liar, liar, whore, liar, whore, you know it. No, I don't know that but i'm just saying there better be a lot of dead babies in arizona in a couple weeks so you're full of shit they had a bad cold i don't want them to die but i'm just saying do you see what they're doing they're covering all the tracks they look at it they go who hasn't this affected a propaganda

hasn't anyway she didn't provide specifics yeah don't do that on the severity of the children's illnesses uh but calls on parents to make responsible decisions when it comes to the health of their love why are you telling children i mean telling parents that do do we need that this fucking nanny mom huh i know there's a lot of bad mom and dads but jesus christ Nanny, mom, huh? I know there's a lot of bad mom and dads, but Jesus Christ. Amandares said she wrote the tweet while looking out the window. Oh, no. And watch.

She's a nosy broad. And watched a youth soccer tournament with kids and refs not wearing masks. Parents with masks under their chins, chatting, cheering away in close proximity of each other. Oh, relax, Karen. She shared data by JAMA Network showing how pediatric numbers relating to COVID-19 have trended in Arizona. JAMA Network looked at trends where children are being diagnosed with COVID-19 in 22 states,

including Arizona. At the beginning of the study, the average cumulative hospitalizations rate were per 100,000 children was 2.0, increasing to 17.2 by the end of the study. At the end of the study, Arizona ranked as one of two hotspots for children contracting COVID-19. Hawaii and New Hampshire had the lowest rates at 4.3 and 3.4 per 100,000 respectively. And South Dakota and Arizona had the highest rates at 33.7 and 32.8 per 100,000. Well, how come I'm not hearing about anybody in blowing the whistle in South Dakota? Where's that story? I don't know what to believe anymore, folks.

I really don't. I don't trust. Since the election, I don't trust anything. The study looked at a numbers between the dates of May 15, 2020 and November 15, 2020. Maria Espinosa says her newborn baby was hospitalized for several days following a COVID-19 diagnosis. And doctors say, unfortunately, more severe children cases

are becoming more and more common. Let's take a look at the video of Ms. Espinosa and her baby. I heart broke. I cried every day. At just 27 days old, Maria Espinosa's son came down with a high fever, moaning throughout the night and refusing to sleep. I took him to two different hospitals. The first one told me he was just constipated. Don't worry about it. Take him home. But as his symptoms continued to worsen in the middle of the night, Maria rushed him to the children's hospital.

And a mother intuition was no, there's something really wrong with my baby. And sure enough, there was something wrong. He had COVID-19. According to a recent study by JAMA Network, child hospitalizations have gone up 4,000% since spring of last year. And Arizona

is one of the nation's top two hotspots. That's a pretty significant. Since, yes, 4,000% since spring of last year. How many of them passed away or were in critical condition? Little details like that might help us out. You know what I mean? Or did they just catch what is basically a horrible cold? I'm not saying, I mean, they're babies, but I like this guy.

Take a number. Family physician Dr. Andrew Carroll says he believes one of the reasons for the drastic increase in child hospitalizations is due to more and more schools returning to in-person learning and continuing on with sports. One of the other reasons, he says, is that the new variants of the virus from the UK and Africa are spreading more quickly among children. I guess we'll have to bar Africans. So he's saying it's because kids are going back to school and they haven't cut out sports. Meanwhile, that's all been disproven.

Alex Berenson, is that his name? Alex Berenson has a book, something about the myths about COVID, whatever. He's on fucking Tucker almost once a week with the book. He has been right about everything since this shit started. And as far as, you know, and not just him, really famous epidemiologist, world-renowned, saying kids should be back in school. So I'm not going to fucking panic over a baby in Arizona and whatever. How many stories did I do today where they said,

well, they didn't really give specifics? Yeah, that's kind of important. That should make your bell go off. Anyways, folks, that's it for today. I want to thank you guys for joining us. Once again, don't forget thecomicsgym.com, thecomicsgym.com. You can sign up there for the show and become a monthly supporter or watch it for free, whatever you want to do, thecomicsgym.com.

Don't forget this weekend, Friday and Saturday, I'll be in Tampa at Sidesplitters, two shows each night. I look forward to seeing you there. Every time I get on there, there's a ton of people with DePaulo t-shirts on. And again, it's Florida, so they're actually letting people into the club like normal, I think. If not, I'm going to bang a Yui on the way down there. I need the cash. That is it, you guys. Thank you, and I will say it. You're very welcome, and we'll see you back here tomorrow at the same time. Bye-bye. time bye bye guitar solo I'm out.