The Nick DiPaolo Show - Dems Sort Of Like Trump | Nick Di Paolo Show #1695

Episode Date: February 18, 2025

In this episode Nick talks about Special Forces to Mexico, Dems Like Trump, Another Plane and more! To watch FULL EPISODES and get ALL RUMBLE PREMIUM content AD FREE, join by clicking the link below, then the red RUMBLE PREMIUM button – enter Promo Code MUGCLUB and get $10 off an annual subscription! https://rumble.com/c/TheNickDiPaoloShow/exclusive MERCH - https://shop.nickdip.com/ TOUR DATES AND MORE - https://nickdip.com 2/20/2025 - Bricktown Comedy Club – Tulsa, OK 2/21/2025 - Funny Bone Westport, St. Louis, MO 3/13/2025 - Hyena’s, Albuquerque, NM 4/25/2025 - Cohoes Music Hall, Cohoes, NY 5/15-16/2025 - Zanies, Rosemont, IL SOCIALS -   https://nickdipaolo.komi.io/

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Ontario I'm gonna be a good boy Trump is not a king! Trump is not a king, Trump is not a king, never turning back, never turning back. If I were you I'd phone up the War Department, volunteer your services because you've just invented a new form of torture. You want to put me in, remember? I know what you get. You're a damn pedo, Bruce. Alright, just get the hell out of here, man.

I've got a goddamn picture of you. God, they're lost. They are lost in a sea of dogshit folks and nobody's throwing my life preserver Not me and any of my fans They are you notice their instincts to go back to hippie shit This is this stuff in the 60 you can thank Obama for that by the way captain activists Right community organizer. He's the one who brought all this shit back yet He sits there and smiles and puts, you know, he doesn't take the heat he should, but what fucking idiot. Let's sing.

And I mean, you're probably going, well, what's a, what are you doing? I mean, if I'm a Democrat, I vote that you're embarrassing everybody that, really? This is your answer? Trump's got a steamroller and you bring out a mr. microphone and he just fucking rolls right over you go like them lyrics just oh my god it's it's it's I don't know what to say breathtaking to me how are you folks Tuesday isn? Yes. I don't know. I got to get on a plane later on, but one of the stories today is about a plane tipping upside down in Toronto. What, do I got to wear a cup and a helmet to the airport today? What? I don't feel. I'm telling you all those, what is it, the federal, federal a little bit airline whatever the fuck f a a

they uh... all but that all that shit on the biden all that uh... d e i still i think it's kicking it i'm not saying this was the k but i don't want to work it on playing here kuk yo wassup hit that pipe yo we'd be uh... we'd be flying at thirty thousand feet i'd be flight afforded housing all about the ground

no no no you know when that would have been night all year yeah this is just uh... tremendous uh... i got a gun on a fucking play and uh... yeah a matter of fact i get it if it the weekend i counted i'm on five different planes so i don't want to die is jonathan katz great comedians said And yeah, as a matter of fact, I got to get it. The weekend I counted, I'm on five different planes. So I don't want to die, as Jonathan Katz, great comedian,

said, remember Dr. Katz? He was a great stand up. He said, I don't want to die in the name of big top fun. Oh, I love that guy. He's so brilliant. All right. Real quick, in that hockey thing, I said this tournament I read about it,

my brother told me, I go, it's not a great idea, but I go right in the middle of the season, aren't they afraid of injuries? Because when baseball, you do an exhibition game, all-star, it's basically an exit, nobody's sliding headfirst into home, but you can't do that in hockey. It's almost like football You don't go 100% you're gonna get hurt these guys as you saw first night when they dropped the puck. They're going 450%

That's all hockey players know actually For the most part when it wouldn't something like this is on the line sure enough I pick up the paper today. I look at trending stories. It says Charlie McAvoy. I go all no He either died or McAvoy is a great defenseman Boston Broin he's on this team he laid out Conor McConor um Conor McDavid Jesus I was gonna say Conor McGregor yeah he plays hockey great fighter he laid out Conor McDavid who's the greatest hockey player on the planet. Fucking laid him out twice in that last game. And it says he's in a Boston hospital.

They won't tell us why, they never do. But it has to be serious if he went back to Boston. And then the Kachuk brothers, the two stars of the USA hockey team, the ones that great players and I love to fight. Well, one of them didn't play at all last night, cuz he was hurt from the game before. And then his brother Brady crashed into the goal last night and did one more shift and never came back so you got

three studs three studs not that this is a few hockey fans every time I say this I feel like I'm talking to some reason all you people that love the show from the south I don't know why but that's not true obviously anyways so Canada actually has a chance Thursday night and again I'll be on stage and the odds of me getting off stage without somebody coming up to me it's almost enough for me to cancel the meet and greet shit I forgot about that anyways I love I love you people. Don't get me wrong. I'm just saying. All right. Let's get to it. First story. Mexico y Estados Unidos estaba trabajando juntos. Pretty good, huh, though? And Mexican Senate Commission has approved the entry of members

of the United States armies. Get this, Seventh Special Forces Airborne, those are green berets, right? Yeah. Green berets in the country. You hear that? They're letting them in the country to train, not to show, they're not, which bummed me out, but excuse me, they're there to train the Mexicans' military.

Where has this been the last 40 years? Well, people have been dying of fentanyl and our country's been invaded by third world scum. Where was that? Biden, may you burn in hell, and anybody before you, almost, except for, I don't know, let's go back to Reagan. I'll give him a break. Will, I didn't like the Mexicans, but Will, here's a report on it, not from me, but from somebody who knows something. And Tosh, we are now learning that a US Special Forces 7th Group, also known as Green Braze, will be headed to Mexico to train Mexico's Marine Infantry. And they'll also be training those Marines in two types of combat, conventional and non-conventional

types. Those US troops will be arriving in Mexico fully armed. That training between the two countries is set to begin tomorrow and last until March 30th. Oh, how about that? Wow, somebody's taking it serious. Remember, she wasn't going to let us do anything, Shine Mom and Trump, but yeah. Never hear of tariffs. Plus all that money, that remittance, what they call sent back to Mexico from people who were, yeah, you ain't going to get that neither.

Now what do you say? Everything's a negotiation. That's how life works. I suck at it. I'm like Doug. You guys are going to like this if you're King of Queens fans. Doug goes to buy a motorcycle. And he's looking at it.

He's like, yeah, that's a beautiful bike. And what do you want for the guy? He goes, $1,200. And then Doug goes, well, it's nice. It's not $1,200 nice. He guy goes, $1,200. He goes, well, it is very nice. And then he bends down and pretend he's looking at shit that he, you know, he knows nothing

about motorcycles. He's just pretending how you do that when you, the guy goes, what are you looking for? He goes, I don't know his 1200 That's how I am in negotiations I suck at it Anyways the Commission unit unit unit unit unit god damn it This is coffee. It's like fucking coke Unanimously approve them Wow the mission without discussion or dissent on Tuesday The vote came after the request of President Claudia, that's right man, Scheinbaum.

Scheinbaum, it sounds like one of the lawyers at Tony Montana, I know he's Cuban. Fucking Scheinbaum. Anyway, Scheinbaum Pardo, that's her name, Claudia. The seventh special force group whose motto is de opresso, what's coffee got to do with it? De Opresso Liber, freely oppressed, has participated in peacekeeping operations in Panama, Peru,

and Ecuador, and has been deployed to Afghanistan. Also known as Green Berets, that would be berets de verde. They participated in Operation Just Cause, which resulted in the January 1990 capture of Panamanian Dictator General Manuel, there he is, got the skin of Edward James almost. Edward, is it Ed? I just made that up. Wanted in the US on drugs.

If you guys are on to see that when we got in or yeah It was they found them hiding in a hole about in a fucking whatever and they take them out And I'm talking this is the resistance the rebels have them in the back of the truck They're punching him in the face, and he was a fucking dictator for forever over there Faces all bloody and he knows he's gonna die. He was beautiful. You know what I'm saying? So they went and they got him. So don't fuck with this group. This is good news. Shinebomb and President Donald Trump. Sounds like a law agent. I mean yeah I'm with Trump and Shinebomb. Early this month

reached a deal to postpone a crushing 25% tariff on Mexican exports to the United States in exchange for Mexico stepping up its fight against the drug cartels flooding America with deadly illicit drug fentanyl in return the United States is supposed to step up its interdiction of firearms being illegally crossed into Mexico. Every fucking gun, they put a statistic out over there years ago and it was like 75% of the guns were from this country. Stop that and you know, it'll help both sides.

But good luck with that. I don't think they're big on gun control in Mexico. Just failing at my bounds. Get ready for Las Vegas style action at Bet MGM, the king of online casinos. Enjoy casino games at your fingertips with the same Vegas strip excitement MGM is famous for when you play classics like MGM Grand Millions or popular games like Blackjack, Baccarat and Roulette. With our ever-growing library of digital slot games, a large selection of online table

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or someone close to you, please contact Connects Ontario at 1-866-531-2600 to speak to an advisor free of charge. BetMGM operates pursuant to an operating agreement with iGaming Ontario. Let's stay on the best president ever. Shocking poll results. Pollster Frank Luntz appeared on CNN with a kitten on his head. Jesus, Frank.

Are you shitting me? Oh, God. It's like a Siamese 10-pound cat's taking a nap on his giant skull. CNN bad toupee and all to explain to nitwit journalists, chick, how Dems who have voted in the past for Obama, Hillary and Biden and who switched to Trump in 2024, how they feel about how he is doing. Listen to this. They still don't like what he says, but they like what he does.

These are Democrats now who felt that they were not securing the border. They were doing nothing to prevent illegal immigration, that nothing was actually happening. They wanted to see a reduction in wasteful Washington spending, and they're seeing that. So what they tell me is, I wish you'd be a little bit less rude, but at the same time they like what he's doing, they believe he's serious less rude, but at the same time they like what he's doing, they believe he's serious about it, and for the first time they have confidence in the future. This is, I hope, I wish you would be a little less rude.

Are you trying to date the motherfucker or is he your president? Would you say that to Vince Lombardi or Bill Pard, or Belichick? You're kind of gr kinda graph grow the fuck up stay in the park and sing songs for next fifty years as your party goes down the toilet because the guy has a rough personality all that toxic white male shit you know what he's got all of it look what it's doing

what you call toxic what we call leadership doing what you call toxic what we call leadership kiss my grits how's that the strong language I always picture like Bill licking Hillary's giant dirty feet I almost Dallas threw up in his mouth. Oh boy. Let's move on to not another one, the aforementioned plane that tipped over I talked about. Holy moly. In Toronto anyway so. Well since Canada and the United States are going to play for a championship on Thursday,

let's do the right thing. The great Roger Doucet. All right. The great Roger Doucet. Anyways, the three passengers on a Delta Airlines flight, that's what you don't want to see when you're a CEO of an airline. You don't want to see your emblem upside down. Nor what you want to see when you're taxing for takeoff. Yeah, exactly. Exactly.

You're looking out your window. Excuse me, can I get another Chan and Tonic? Check, please. Three passengers on Delta Airlines flight, including a child, were critically injured when the plane crash landed and flipped upside down. How were they not burnt to a shrub? My god, upside down at Toronto Pearson International Airport been there a few times flight records identify the craft

as a Delta flight 48 19 which took off from Minneapolis about 1147 a.m. the crash happened just before 3 p.m. they think two of the people in the towers at the airport were black midgets and wheelchairs. Images show the mangled airliner smoldering on the snowy runway as day's passengers scrambled out and called their lawyers. Let's take a, we got the report here. We're in Toronto. We just landed on a plane crash. It's upside down. Our department's on site. Outside down. Everybody, most people are currently okay. We're all getting off. There's some smoke going on. Alright, that's enough.

Guy was in a coffee can, apparently. That's how he survived. The belly-up jet looked badly damaged in photos and videos circulating on social media with one wing severely crumpled and the tail section partially sheared off. Ay, ay, ay. At least eight people have been reported injured so far, and like they said, I'm just guessing

those eight might not have been buckled in as sometimes I'm not. 99% I am, but sometimes I'm watching a really good movie, like Practical Magic with Sandra Bullock, I forget. Paramedics told BBC it transported the three gravely injured passengers, that's up to four by the way, to three different hospitals including a pediatric patient and a man in his 60s so that means there was a kid involved. The plane is Bombardier CRJ 900LR which Nick DePaulo will be boarding in a couple hours. What? Which can seat up to 88 passengers in four crew members according to flight records.

This is happening a little too much. I want to know, I haven't got the, because this is a fluid story as they say, I want to know exactly. He must have come in like you said, right? Must have come in crooked. That's usually because of a wind gust at the last second, whatever the fuck they call it, and it tips. Like you said, the come in crooked that's usually because of a wind gust at the last second whatever the fuck they call and it tips like you said the wind broke off and they and naturally right with a servant piping hot coffee no but uh so pray for those people that are gravely injured god damn it I just want to and that's not the part that scares me I tell you how much I'm tired of it's that's got nothing to do with it I hate dealing with people at the airport people playing their phones too loud, and that's the shit I

Have no tolerance for this shit. So I was in third grade My brother used to hit his braces while he was eating and I used to fucking go nuts That's the type of fucking I Go to the airport. I put town. I sit at the bar first of all, and I have a drink just so I'll be nice Because I've lost it. I've had three times in my life. I've had security hit come up to me Remember this year 2024 I had a Savannah lady kept telling me to move Everybody's ready to board and I'm standing near the ropes way out of the fucking way and

Young black chick and I go what I go what the fuck you want me to do So did you do that? But I told you I had a couple behind me nice people rich guy and a beautiful wife and he goes to mean the he goes that that was unnecessary she didn't have to say that and I'm like I know say that louder next thing I know two guys come up with the fucking you know sir can you come over as I was actually they stood near the you know I'm in line and of course when I got to they went can we talk to you for a sec and the guy seemed I got to give went can we talk to you for a sec and the guy seemed I gotta give credit he seemed to

Probably have dealt with this girl or girls like you know they think they own the fucking He was kind of sympathetic. Yeah, right But they still put you in a place where everyone gets to now Mean-mug you as they're walking by and then as you walk. Yeah, but I had a way worse case than that. I told you I Southwest a lot. I think was something I was out west somewhere. This is a great story I'd probably told it already on the show beer with me I Get to the thing. I never get there late. I'm an anal flyer. I'm always there way early and

I was sitting away sitting up. I can't remember. It was a regular flight. No, it wasn't it wasn't Southwest it was a regular flight because I thought they had called my group I really did so I sort of passed everybody and I got up there and she goes no we're not boarding your thing yet which was kind of embarrassing so I just stood to the side and she hands me she goes get so I instead of listening to her what do do? I toss my ticket on her little podium there and I run down the fucking ramp. What a fucking, what was I thinking there? I sit in my thing, like they're not gonna,

I sit in my thing and that was a, first of all, I'm fucking the story up. I run down the thing and they cut me off. So I'm in that thing by myself are going now with the black egg i flight attendant they have the in that tunnel by myself to the plane he lets me on

not knowing i i don't know but anyway so i'm sick now all sudden well nick lester paulo please i'd just sit there people are getting on like you you said, giving me the stink eye. I'll see it, by the way. Everybody, almost, you know, ready to elbow me in the face. And they'd given me the stink eye because it was like a five minute fucking delay.

A guy comes on, fucking tells me I have to get off the plane. They give me a talking to and then let me back on the plane. I was that dick in that situation. Hard to believe but the gay flight attendant, you can't do that. I mean his head was doing this and you can't do it and all this horse shit and then I sit in my seat thinking they're not going to call me. Woo! Hey folks, I'm touring this week if you haven't heard. I haven't been on stage since November. Good luck Nick.

Thursday night, that's this Thursday night, Brick Town Comedy Club Tulsa, Oklahoma. The very next night I'm flying to St. Louis, funny bone in St. Louis, good one. Then March 13th, Hyenas in Albuquerque, New Mexico. April 25th, what am I, puking? Coho's Music Hall, Coho's New York. May 15th and 16th, Zanies, Rosemont, Illinois. The VIP tickets are already sold out at the second show or the first, I can't remember. So one of my favorite towns. I have to say that, that in Salt Lake City is, that last

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