The Nick DiPaolo Show - Dems To Weaponize AI | Nick Di Paolo Show #1477

Episode Date: November 2, 2023

In this episode right leaning comedian Nick Di Paolo talks about Hamas' US hostages and more! Like what you hear?  Get TWICE as much "Nick Di Paolo Show", full episodes of Steven Crowder’s “Louder with Crowder” show and more on Mug Club! Sign up today to get all their content at https://Nickdip.com and use the promo code NICKDIP to get your first month FREE! For Tour Dates, Merch, stand-up clips and more visit https://nickdip.com 

🎵 That's your world. I just live in it. How are you, folks? Great to be with you. Final day of the week on a 30 Thursday. State of Georgia. I hope you listen to me and bet all your money on the Diamondbacks. I couldn't pick my ass.

I'm doing shitty in the football pool this year. I'm not completely out of it. I'm the type of guy that I'll hit a home run before, you know, and get back. But the wife, the wife who picks the games. So if you guys gambling out there and doing all your homework and research, don't waste your time. She picks the games by what city she'd rather live in with the two teams. And she had 12 right last out of 16. And she's, she's like 10th in the pool out of a hundred and something people. My mother is tied with her. This bitch. something, people. My mother is tied with her. This bitch.

My mother. My mother doesn't even get the lines. She just picks. We send her the games without the spread. Here I am fucking going over the defense of the Eagles going, who's hurt? Let's make a big difference.

Oh my god. I did win it a couple years ago. I have to throw that in there. But I haven't won a weekly. You know, you can win weekly, whatever, 300. I think Andy's done it. My wife's done it a couple times. I haven't won weekly in, honest to God, 14 seasons.

But I won the whole fucking thing by being really consistent. Even the year I won, didn't win weekly, didn't win one week. But I was, you know, consistently 10, 11, 9. But there's some guys, there's their brothers, Lou and Nick Brazoni, I think, or whatever. They sound

like bookies. But either one of them is always freaking, I'm like, what are they going to do? Algorithm or some shit? So I'm having the FBI kick their door in tomorrow at 6 a.m. All right. What else? Yeah, so the Texas Rangers proved too much. Evaldi is now a big game pitcher officially.

And what's his name? Corey Seager, MVP of the World Series. Second time. Only him and Reggie Jackson. You know, not pitchers, field players, whatever they call them. Only two guys, position players, to win it twice. If they stay together, they'll be pretty tough. But you know how it is.

Fucking they'll break up like the Beatles. Ting-ow-ing-a-sing-ow. That's right. Alright. Let's get to it. Shall we? Ah, the homosexuals. Take it easy. What was that about? Don Lemon.

Don Lemonades, I call him. What do you mean? No one's ever thought of it but me. Anyways, did you see the fucking thing he put out? Former CNN host Don Lemon and his fiance, Tim Malone, gobble that goo, gobble that goo, dressed up like President Joe Biden and Vice President Kamala Harris for Halloween. I'll let you guess who Kamala was.

The photo was posted on Lemon's Instagram with the caption, We did it! Tim, happy Halloween! A reference to when Biden and Kamala, you know, won the election in 2020. Is it just a picture? Oh, good. I suck cock. Yeah, which a picture? Oh, good. I suck cock. Yeah, which one is?

And I love it. He's a fag. Please give me cock. All right, that's piling on, Nick. I know. I just wanted to start with something light. Look at him.

He makes a good, he's prettier than Kamala, at least from a distance, right? And the other guy looks about as much like Biden as I do, stupid fag. Again, when I say that, I mean it with hate. Listen, what? Oh, kids, you know that's not true. I hung out with Bob Streisand in the 60s.

Yeah, I was 10 months old. But listen, that's not the point. Oh, I get AIDS in my eyes. Hold on. I sent a picture of me. I didn't send a picture. My buddy pulls a thumbnail of me off the fucking yesterday with a jacket and a hat. He's a

general contractor. He goes, you look like my tile guy. He's a funny motherfucker. And he sent me this. See if I can find it real quick. Hopefully we can... He sends me this. See if I can find it real quick. Hopefully we can. He sends me this picture. I don't know if you guys can see it, but he says,

these Halloween costumes, nobody can sell them this week. Can't give them away. Boy, did I fuck that up. You can tell I'm not Jewish. Everything's got to go. Anyhow, it's my buddy Evan. Funny fuck, I like him. Let's move on, shall we, to real news.

This was yesterday. I don't know if it's happened yet. God forbid you and I look at the fucking headlines when we get up. U.S. hostages to be freed, question mark. This was yesterday, anyways. President Biden, I love when I have to say president because I know it's not him. President, here he is doing Karnak. Shish boom bah.

What a sheep sounds like when it explodes. President Biden said Wednesday that the terrorist group Hamas has agreed to allow some U.S. citizens to leave the Gaza Strip as the Israeli military invades and heavily bombs the Palestinian territory. Some leader of Hamas, some guy, like a legit politician with a suit and tie on, said we're never going to stop. We'll do what we did on October 7th again and again. So there will be no ceasefire, motherfuckers, as long as you're talking like that. The White House wouldn't say how many U.S. citizens are being allowed to leave. You know why? They have no fucking idea and they're making it up. Now, Secretary of State Antony Blinken said Tuesday that 400 Americans

are stuck there. Let's take a listen to this lying cocksucker. We are, Senator. We're working on this every single day. We have about 400 American citizens and their family members. So it's roughly a thousand people. Oh, sorry. We're stuck in Gaza and want to get out. I'm focused on this intensely. Pause. Stuck in Gaza like this bad weather at airport in Buffalo. Stuck in Gaza. Ugh, I can't. Go ahead. My entire department is as well, both in the region and here. We're working with various parties to try to facilitate their departure from Gaza.

The impediment is simple. It's Hamas. You can't even make C-SPAN. It's C-SPAN 3. Is it that popular? You're going to have three of those fuckers? Well put. Today, thanks to American leadership.

Oh, God. That's right, American leadership. Even Hillary finds that funny. Yeah, thanks to American leadership. Secured safe passage uh for wounded palestinians and for foreign nationals to exit gaza biden tweeted as he traveled to minnesota to play pickleball with a 12 year old boy what you heard me uh for an unrelated day trip. They're just trying to make them busy. There's like nothing to do in Minnesota.

We'll pretend. We expect American citizens to exit today and we expect to see more depart over the coming days, Biden wrote. Sure he did. We won't let up working to get Americans out of Gaza. Well, do you really have to say that? Don't say a fucking word to me.

I'll get up and I'll bury this telephone in your head. That's for midnight run. National Security Council spokesman John Kirby, another lying piece of cheese, called the development a significant breakthrough, but declined to provide specific details during a gaggle with reporters. Is that what we call that now?

On Air Force One. It's a gaggle of sheep, isn't it? I won't go beyond saying a handful of Americans, that's as specific as I'm going to get today, Kirby said. This is a significant breakthrough. It's not a significant breakthrough until it happens. It certainly was a focus of the president's calls with Egyptian President Abdel Fattah el-Sikaba, boom! And Israel Prime Minister Bibi Netanyahu on Sunday, where this arrangement was discussed in detail. I don't believe any of it. I don't. You better not be talking to me, motherfucker. I'll straighten you right the hell out. Hey, guys, in the second half of the show, what am I going to be talking about? I know you're curious.

Libs of TikTok got a big win against the ADL, right? But I think, was the ACLU involved, too, or did I make that up? I don't know. ADL, Anti-Defamation League, took them out of the glossary of being terrorists or whatever. Can you imagine Libs of TikTok? Whatever. Can you imagine libs of TikTok? Whatever. Can you imagine? Also, in the second half of the show, the biggest caravan yet from Latin America, between 5,000 and 7,000 people

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Just go to nickdip.com and click on store. Again, that's nickdip.com, click on store. Thank you guys so much. See you soon. A train, train. Orwellian UK. That's what the UK is anyways. It's way ahead of us, folks. You think we're PC and all that shit? They are. That's the homeland of white people, isn't it? I call it. Yeah. And it's gone. It's absolutely gone. It's an island. It's gone. Just picture Gilligan's Island, a bunch of natives.

A man in London has been arrested. Listen to this. And don't think this isn't coming here after I do the AI story and what they plan to do with that. A man in London has been arrested after posting a video on social media complaining about Palestinian flags being flown in his neighborhood and questioning why the government has allowed migrants into the country. That's a sick question. You're a sick fuck and I'm not that sick that I'm going to answer it. Well, that's not a Cockney accent.

That's all he did. He took film showing the flags and questioned it. So that's all he did. He was complaining about flags in a lamppost in storefronts in London. Here's the footage. It's about 10 seconds long. And we'll show you what happened as a result of him doing this. This morning. And this is the kind of shit that's going on.

Yeah. So there's a look at this. Yeah. You see it? Then over here that this one Look at this crap going on as well Yeah, yeah come along to this pole here and I've done the same crap here as well Okay, he sounded Irish, right?

Was he Irish? No, he's British. That guy's British? That guy's British, yeah. Because he didn't, I thought he said shite, but you're right, he didn't. So as a result of him doing that, putting that up, the cops come to his house and arrest him. Don't believe me?

Watch. Make a scene of shooting. Make a scene of arresting him because he said something that was right. That's his mother. A terrorist organization. You don't know what you're talking about. John, have a close look. Did you hear that?

All those Palestinian flags in Bethnal Green Road and the disgust. The terrorist. Why didn't he stand? John. John. Why didn't he say that? John. John.

It's just so ridiculous. Fucking believe it. And those Nazi cops. They're just as... They should be the first to go. Yeah, but I'm just taking orders. Well, okay. That's what Hitler's henchman said,

so fucking wake up, stupid. A lot of bad teeth in that clip. Kids floss. In a statement confirming the footage, the Metropolitan Police said, this video, listen to this, if it's not enough that they do it, then they're going to let you know who's boss, you know. Boy, I see how revolutions happen. This video shows the arrest of a man on suspicion of a racially aggravated Section 5, whatever that is, public order of offense. The arrested man was taken to an East London police station where he remains at this time. We take all allegations of hate, crime. What crime is that? Are you fucking kidding me?

Are you kidding me? Chills. We take all allegations. It's so good. Oh, well, that book, 1984, is the greatest book ever written. We take all allegations of hate crime incredibly seriously.

I guess the fuck. Where offenses have taken place, our offices are attending, supporting victims. There it is. Once again, it's the worldview oppressor oppressed. Totally false. Attending, supporting victims and making. How do you support somebody who hasn't complained to you yet? How do you support somebody who hasn't complained to you yet?

So you're taking a proactive shutdown speech, and we will continue to do so, they said. Sounds much prettier in Italian. You fucking believe it? So let's stay on this PC narrative and, well, tyranny, whatever you want to call it, fascism. You know, AI, artificial intelligence. You know, it's way ahead of what we even realize. So now they're releasing it to the public like a little at a drips and drabs.

And once again, they're doing it under the guise of to protect you people, you know, make sure you're not victims of disinformation and shit. You know, in other words, it's going to be woke. You still have to put shit into an AI system, right? To spit it out. So AI already being harnessed by the left for evil, I wrote. While Joe poses as a working class guy, this man wrote who's studying this, he is beholden to a class of aristocrats from ultra wealthy enclaves on American coasts.

Their partnership is what sustains Joe and allows for these elites that talk about people that run the internet, fucking Zuckerberg, to grow their wealth and power. The latest and by far the scariest way Biden world intends to accelerate this trend is with artificial intelligence. Earlier this week, Biden announced an AI executive order, that creeps me out, right, that contains the beginnings of a blueprint to create a permanent majority for the left wing, though it was framed as, again, an effort to regulate the AI sector. Axios notes that Biden's approach is more carrot than a stick.

You're a real crumbum. It appears as though the Biden administration's first goals when it comes to AI is to use robots to enforce censorship of misinformation, i.e. normative conservative thought. The guy's

exactly right. Unbelievable. Who the fuck do you think you are? That's a good question. Do you guys remember we were laughing at that woman a couple years ago right during it was during covid i think remember she she was gonna they were gonna set up a commission where they police language and she sang a little ditty about it remember that wacky bitch and we were all laughing and shit well that's what this is come to life right uh fucking just when you think it can't get any worse, that's what this is come to life, right? Fucking just when you think it can't get any worse.

What's more, this executive order will put America on the path to enshrining trendy, woke opinion as cold, hard facts. They're already doing that on the internet and left-wing news channels or whatever, publications. So now it'll be enshrined in, you know what happens? It gets codified. It'll be law. That's when you're in UK territory. The law must advance the goals of civil rights and equity.

Again, two fake religions. Also known as the Left's Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion, DEI framework. Ugh. These are dog whistles to Joe's base. Next on the agenda will be a massive expansion of the security state in the name of freedom, which it always is, right? Like the 9-11 Commission or Patriot Act. It's all to protect you people.

Then they're snooping all over us and shit. God damn it. You a communist? Who, me? Huh? No, I got a show. How'd you like it? They tell you all the time what to do, what to think. Yeah. The order commits to ease AI professionals' path into the federal government. That's what's creepy. Okay, folks, the guys that are experts at AI, you and I don't know fucking shit about. They'll be working with the government. That's even creepier. And offer expanded AI training to bureaucrats that aren't even elected.

All of these new controls designed by oligarchs and carried out by machines will be all sold to America as necessary to protect us. Biden and Kamala Harris, his AI czar, maybe we shouldn't be too worried. She did a bang-up job with immigration. You think she knows the first thing about it, that dumb whore? Are tasked with regulating this modern-day Wild West. But many of the most powerful people and entities they will be regulating are their biggest donors. Do you see how that works? Put money in our coffers, get us reelected, and we'll pass

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