The Nick DiPaolo Show - Dems Vote Against Election Transparency | The Nick Di Paolo Show #1855

Episode Date: February 12, 2026

In this episode, Nick talks about The Canadian Trannie Shooter, Dems Vote Against ID Act, Dog Saves Boy, Illegal Rapes & Murders Boy In California,  Olympic Trannie, Fighter Leaves Cali and a NYC Hom...eless Shelter! Get 25% off your first order of MASA Chips with code NICK @ http://MASACHIPS.com/NICK The FULL SHOW is live streaming & FREE-ONLY on Rumble! Join our LIVE CHAT at 6pm ET every Mon-Thu or watch the FULL EPISODE anytime on demand after 7pm ET. Follow my Channel and get notified! https://rumble.com/c/TheNickDiPaoloShow MERCH - Grab some mugs, hats, hoodies, shirts, stickers etc… https://shop.nickdip.com/ PERSONAL VIDEO FROM ME – Send someone a personal video from me! Go to https://shoutout.us/nickdipaolo  or www.cameo.com/nickdipaolo SOCIALS/COMEDY- Follow me on Socials or Stream some of my Comedy!  https://nickdipaolo.komi.io/

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Starting point is 00:00:41 outside the family. What's your thinking again? It's no difference how a man makes it living, you understand, as long as it doesn't conflict with mine. But my answer is no, but I wish you much success. Hi, folks, how you is, and what it was. Excuse me. Welcome to the live line. If you get this show right here, you get one at them 12, Sesame Street, and a French chef.
Starting point is 00:01:12 Louder with Crowder, which is the killer show. All these shows going by, those heavy hitters, you get them for free. If you want them, add free, sign me up at Rumble Premium. So follow the channel, will you? Getting good numbers. They have a big screen and they have a couple little ones. When they put me in the middle screen, the numbers are fantastic. Today I'll be talking about my yeast infection and why dogs should all die tonight.
Starting point is 00:01:40 What? The Canadian Tranny shooter Can we draw a conclusion yet that the last I don't know 12 mass shootings are done by Tranny? Can we call them mentally yet or do we have to wait until another thousand kids die?
Starting point is 00:01:57 Anyways, the Dems vote against showing ID when you vote. And you know what? If you ever get an argument with Democrats about are your friends that vote Dem that will hate you for whatever, watch them far, whatever. Just bring that up. Just forget whatever you're arguing about and just bring that up because it tells you everything they're about.
Starting point is 00:02:17 Literally, literally against transparency when it comes to elections. This is just more proof that they stole the fucking election from Trump. What more do you need to know? Even black and brown and every group agree you should show ID. They do it in third world shitholes. What do you need to know? More about these scumbags. Oh, God.
Starting point is 00:02:43 Hey, we have a real lassie story. A dog actually saved a boy. The dog's an ugly one, but it's almost the same thing. Well, no, we do. It's pretty cool. The dog won the cops and fought. It's creepy. Now, a lot of those things you see, I've been making fun of those ones in AI,
Starting point is 00:03:00 but this is a real news story, you know? Sure, Nick, sure it is. No, but it is. It's a local, but I told you, I see the ones where they have a, you know, a deer runs in front of the story. on the highway and puts his paw up or whatever the fuck his hoof it tells tells you know the cop somebody's dying I told us are a great white crossing an old lady across the street uh also um yeah there's uh california another illegal did something horrible to a kid and um we got a uh we got some nice footage in new
Starting point is 00:03:39 York City and the job Mondani's doing and what he really stands for. I don't know how on God's name they are still a political party. And everywhere I turn today, whether it was on TV or the Internet, there was a Democrat screaming angrily. It was like four days. And it was different clips of different people. And it wasn't a montage. It was all yesterday.
Starting point is 00:04:03 It's just hilarious. You know when you lose your cold when you're getting beaten argument? They're getting stuff. I can't believe there's still a political party. If you think about what they're for, the midterms are coming over. Let me tell you something. The Republicans lose in the midterms.
Starting point is 00:04:20 I'm doing something else. I don't even know I'll do this show. Or if I'm doing it, I'll have puppets and shit. I'm not even going to talk. Because this country deserves to die if these jerkoffs win the midterm. Think about what Trump has accomplished. Think about the shit he's got done. in the last year.
Starting point is 00:04:43 And, oh, we don't like it because, you know, I'm still paying a lot for grapes. It's not a dick and die. What people don't understand, remember the price of eggs? All that shit doesn't matter if you don't have a secure border. Do you understand that? That comes first. Protecting the society, your life, your family, your kids.
Starting point is 00:05:03 That comes before all the other shit. Maybe that's how they should teach it. You have to talk like this. Because people just, they're busy. They get kids. They get lives and fucking, you know. But just because all that shit with the ice, all the crooked media portraying ICE as Gestapo and shit,
Starting point is 00:05:24 really? It showed you the power TV still. Because the internet refutes a lot of it. Thank God. Thank God Elon Musk turned Twitter around. Think where it would be. Because a lot of shit gets shot down. Like, bang.
Starting point is 00:05:41 And something went on at the Fed that was very controversial. Somebody get footage in there. Take a look at this clip from the Fed. I guess it was yesterday. And they are off. Thumb and forefinger flying. Look at the speed on Yose Kline in Lane 2. He's scooping, pinching, dropping into the cup like a metronome.
Starting point is 00:05:56 Already more than half his tray is clear. Those payout swinging with every move. Listen to that clink, pure efficiency. 10 seconds, 11. Can he f- I'm sorry. That was my agent in L.A. last year trying to get me a deal
Starting point is 00:06:13 with NBC I just stumbled over that on the internet I don't like see I'm not you know I'm not a kid who lives on his phone but when I see that shit I'm like oh my God and there's ones that I see that I go
Starting point is 00:06:25 I bet you everybody's already saying this already but that one seemed pretty fresh nothing funny that a stereotype slash truth what honestly though I never really met any I'm not saying this BPC you know me I fucking crack on the Jews all the time
Starting point is 00:06:41 but the most generous people I met in New York City were like Gnome at the comedy seller and his dad and you know I've had a few agents that stole shit out of my closet like a jacket but you know anyways I stumbled over that I shit blood man and they keep coming up with these ones with obese people
Starting point is 00:07:04 it's AI there's another one with just a black woman at a buffet she's sticking the thing of the Mackey And this cop's going, you have to go, lady. I own the shit, I pay for it. Oh, my ach and stem. Oh, my ach and stem.
Starting point is 00:07:25 Watched, oh, I stumbled over a clip. And it's the reason we watch Luge, and at least I do downhill. You know, I mean, I appreciate when they make it all the way down. I saw it. I finally saw Lindsay Vaughn's crash, and that wasn't pretty. She just got turned sideways. You know, I told her they go over a little bump, and they're in the air for about
Starting point is 00:07:45 literally 120 feet, you know, just a few feet off the ground, a foot off the ground. But she landed sideways, so she busted that thing up. I think she's done. But then I'm scrolling through the internet, and I stop on this luge thing
Starting point is 00:07:59 thinking it was this Olympics, but then I scrolled down and looked at the caps underneath, and it said, today, I don't know how many years ago this happened to it, I think a Japanese luge guy. Do you remember this?
Starting point is 00:08:12 It was a few Olympics ago. Luge. I mean, they're doing 80-90 on a sled. And he comes off a sled and goes out of the, out of the, into some metal shit. Just like stuck, like a pumpkin thrown out of, that is a doornail. No, no, nobody going, oh, no, I hope he's all right. They couldn't. It was like throwing a baby out of the car window on the highway.
Starting point is 00:08:39 Dad tried that. I landed on my feet and I caught him. Can't help him. Very good. Very good at my feet. Very good. Yeah, I don't know I brought that up. Just to down you people.
Starting point is 00:08:49 But U.S. hockey starts today in the Olympics. I think I got it set on my DBR. I don't know. Hockey's great in the Olympics. Not as good as NHL and they can knock each other's teeth out. But the Kachuk brothers, when we had the four nations last year, remember the first game against Canada? And the Kachuk brothers came out and started fighting everybody before they dropped the puck.
Starting point is 00:09:11 That's American. All right. Let's get on with it. It's Thursday. I finished that bread last night. You know, when you fucking neglect yourself from certain foods for... It's like fucking 12.30 last night. I put it in the toaster.
Starting point is 00:09:39 Oh, my God. Yeah, but you can just buy it. No, not like that. You can't. Let's go. This just in trans people fucking crazy is the headline. Again, not. every one of them, but enough so, we should be worried.
Starting point is 00:09:54 The transgender high school dropout who gunned down his mother and stepbrother, that seems to be a pattern too. They kill at home first before, you know, picking up that lunch their mom packed from. Gun down his mother and stepbrother before killing six others at a British Columbia Canadian school. I was seen for the first time in resurfaced photos posted by his family, including one eerie snap showing this smiling teen holding a rifle
Starting point is 00:10:26 look at him look at him you're fucking crazy what's he thinking drinking all that sugar and that giant coke what nothing Jesse Jesse Van Rootsillard
Starting point is 00:10:46 the 18 year old ex-student who went on a gunwielding rampage at Tumblr Ridge secondary school was spotted straight-faced in several pictures posted by his grandmother on Facebook for his 14th birthday. Here is the Royal County Mounted Police Deputy Commissioner, Mr. McDonald, talking about the incident. I will say this. We identify the suspect as they chose to be identified in public. Well, there's your first mistake showing that you're ball-less. I don't want you leading my law enforcement. And I know the answer to that, well, they'll fire him if he doesn't. Okay, you're still a bitch.
Starting point is 00:11:26 because you're keeping it going. You're keeping a world going that, especially a world you're in, when you have to describe a suspect or something, you're fucking playing with the language. Remember the first description? It was a woman in a dress. Right away, and then a gun person.
Starting point is 00:11:42 That's right away. The woman in the dress. Right away, that's all I needed. Why would you say a woman in a dress? They would just say it was a female who did the shooting. They don't say that. It was a fella in a cumberbund. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:12:00 And then like you said, then it's a gun person. Can you, yeah, because you wouldn't, you wouldn't want to offend. You wouldn't want to offend the mass murder who just shot up kids and killed his mother. And she, you wouldn't want to dead name them or whatever they call it, mispronown him. Right? Good going, fella. He should have got up there and go, this fucking crazy dick, bitch, slap, clit, fucking moron. Van Rousselaer launched the horrifying attack
Starting point is 00:12:30 at a private residence in the remote community before continuing the carnage at the high school where authorities said he died of a self-inflicted gunshot won't thank Christ Van Routelar was known to authorities well the flag was up anybody paying attention out there as police had visited the family home several times over the years
Starting point is 00:12:53 over concerns about his mental health according to McDonald. Firearms had also been seized from the home, but the lawful owner, who McDonald did not name, successfully petitioned to have them returned. Did he have a dad or not? They don't mention them. So I'm guessing one of the adults owned them, right?
Starting point is 00:13:15 I don't think it was him, or her, or it, or we, or them, are they, or fuck you. Here's the mom. Dead. Beautiful lady, raises a kid, does the best she can. A long gun and a modified handgun were covered at the school. Though it's unclear if those weapons were the ones that had previously been confiscated, the country has implemented, listen to this.
Starting point is 00:13:41 They put this in with a straight face. The country, meaning Canada, has implemented strong gun control measures in response to mass shooting. And how's that working out? How's that working out? There's only one answer. Can we try it our way now? Yeah. Have an armed guard at every school.
Starting point is 00:13:59 and have the teachers have a gun. That's called deterrence. Nobody's going in there. Even if it's just one guy, one retired cop, a military guy. You know what I mean? Or you can go through the shit of frisking them, you know, the minute they come into the yard in the car, make them get out. You can do that, whatever.
Starting point is 00:14:21 But the easy thing is to have a guy right out there. Stand in like a... Anyways. Yeah, so they really tighten those gun control laws, including recently broadening a ban on guns considered to be assault weapons. No, they're ignorant. That's ignorant.
Starting point is 00:14:42 And they've been defining assault weapons wrong for the last, how many years, Dallas, right? A long time. Some lady's trying to tell me a super soak was an assault weapon. I said, well, yeah, if you put battery acid in it, which I might do if they don't shut your fucking old. Anyway
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Starting point is 00:17:29 I will send you tell me what you want to say to the person and it can be a happy birthday or busting balls, whatever. It's a lot of fun. I did a few of them this week. Let's move on. To me, this is the story of the day end of the month. Dems tell you everything you need to know
Starting point is 00:17:45 about how dishonest they are. That's the headline. Sounds more like a statement. Nikola? Yeah, whatever. What am I a headline writer? Suck it. The House of Representatives passed a massive election integrity overhaul bill. Oh, the word integrity in there. Right away, you know the Dems are running for cover. On Wednesday, despite opposition,
Starting point is 00:18:05 from the vast majority of shitheads, I mean Democrats. The House passed rep Chip Roy. Have you had the Chip Roy? Holy Jesus. Dallas has had it. It's fucking caramel. It's like a fudge royale. But only Chip in it.
Starting point is 00:18:23 Chip Roy's Save America Act legislation that's aimed at keeping non-citizens from voting in U.S. federal elections. Wow, how stringent. Huh? How draconian. All but one House Democrat rep Henry Quayar, Democrat Texas voted against the bill. He's the only Democrat that voted with the Republicans. It passed 218 to 213. Now, I want to point out, you see, that's why you're going to come out and vote in the midterms.
Starting point is 00:18:53 because they have a slim lead in the House, the Republican. And if that goes away, shit like this get frozen and doesn't get passed and stuff. Do you understand? Okay. And it's updated version of the safeguarding America voter eligibility. Oh, that's why it's called Save. Safeguarding American Voter Eligibility Act, also led by Roy, Republican Texas, which passed the House in April of 2025, but was never taken up in the Senate.
Starting point is 00:19:22 I don't even know how the Congress works. So it passed in the house. Never taken up. What, did they have a softball game that day? Whereas the SAVE Act would create a new federal proof of citizenship mandate in the voter registration process, not just when you vote, and impose requirements for states to keep their roles clear of ineligible voters. I thought these safeguards would already be set up personally. The updated bill would also require a photo ID to vote.
Starting point is 00:19:52 vote in any federal elections. Wow. What a ridiculous idea. Isn't it amazing? Here is the president talking about it. Not the president. Why do I have that?
Starting point is 00:20:12 Here is the president. The president. President Trump is stressing the importance of securing our election. That's Joey, John. I want to see elections, be honest. And if a state can't run an election, I think the people behind me
Starting point is 00:20:26 should do something about it. Take a look at Detroit. Take a look at Pennsylvania. Take a look at Philadelphia. You go take a look at Atlanta. Look at some of the places that... Oh, they are. They are.
Starting point is 00:20:38 They are. And the federal government should not allow that. The federal government should get involved. Yes, sir. Can imagine being a politician and go, no, we're not for that. Just let that sink in for a second. I don't know how that party... still exists. I really don't.
Starting point is 00:20:59 And I remember when I was very young, was it into politics? Somebody explained to me there was a Republican side and a Democrat. I go, it's two different teams, but it's the same country. It sounded fucking weird to me. And now that I grow up, I'm like, I was right. It doesn't work.
Starting point is 00:21:15 Because that would take people on both sides being mature and have an integrity and want what's best for the country. And that's not how it works. It's all about power on the left. It's not But on the right, well, no. The right's asking you show an ID, so.
Starting point is 00:21:31 It would also require information sharing between state election officials and federal authorities in verifying, that doesn't go on now, you wonder why we're, in verifying citizenship on current voter rolls and enable the Department of Homeland Security to pursue immigration cases if non-citizens were found to be listed
Starting point is 00:21:53 as eligible to vote. You know non-citizens already, vote, you know, in like municipality elections and lower in some states. To me, it seems like the mold is already cast to turn into a third wheel shithole. And Republicans of Trump are just in the way. Democrats have attacked the bill as tantamount to voter suppression. Really? Who gives a fuck what you think?
Starting point is 00:22:18 How. That's all you'd have to ask. If it was in a how. well, you know, black people, they don't know how to get a license. And brown people, you know, if they show there, and then the cops, and they take them away, suck it and fuck it. If you don't like it, lump it. Take it down the road and dump it.
Starting point is 00:22:51 It said one great archie bunk. We're going to pull that one. While Republicans argue that it's necessary, can imagine you're going to argue this, after the influx of filthy legal immigrants who came into the United States during the four years of the Biden administration. It was all on purpose, guys.
Starting point is 00:23:09 Don't you see why they're fighting this so bad? And this just tells you, they come right out and say it. Do you understand all that legal, it was about them having a voting base for the next 40 years? But they didn't know fucking Trump. They didn't know he was,
Starting point is 00:23:23 a dope they were making him out to be and that he genuinely loves the country. And you might have picked up on that because he's been a billionaire for a long time. Doesn't need the fucking job. Took a bullet in the face and he's still in there. How are we even having this discussion anymore? House Minority Whiped Catherine Clark from Democrat Massachusetts. Oh, look at that. Got those Janine Garapelo rims in the face of a third base coach for the socks in 68. You filthy. Look at her. If you You want to ask me to draw a white liberal Karen. There you go.
Starting point is 00:24:02 And ladies, no offense, because I have lady fans. Out of the 90, out of 100 percent, I got like, you know, three and a half percent. No offense. But you make shitty decision-making and powerful in situations like that because you have too much empathy, which is a good thing outside of politics because men were just cold and calculating, you know. But it's been misdemeanor. corrected. Thanks to Gloria Steinem and the hoary feminists. You take all that shit that you were good, born with characteristics, and you're funneled it into this. Now you're trying to act like men. Nick, that's horrible. I don't give a fuck. Do I look like I care at this point? Huh? I get a, if I'm lucky, I get 20 more years on this planet. You know what I'm going to do with that? I'm going to learn the ukulele tonight. I guess.
Starting point is 00:24:57 Got one vote for a yes. Dallas just went, yes, the ukulele. House minority whip. Catherine Clark to whip you with a fucking ping pong pedal. Accused Republicans. Listen to this. I'm trying to make it harder for women to vote. Wait a minute.
Starting point is 00:25:14 I thought this was about minorities. You see how it works? Oh, they shot that argument now. Let's turn into a gender thing. And when we shoot this down, you're not letting trannies do it. you are a rat-faced bitch and everybody who thinks like you is. She argued that legislation would make it more difficult
Starting point is 00:25:34 for married women to cast ballots if their surname is different. Oh my God. Wow, that's not a stretch, is it? Yeah, but I married John Smith. I know it says Ellen DeGeneres. I mean, Jan Smith, did I say, John? can you fucking, how weak is that?
Starting point is 00:25:58 If their surname's different than their maiden name on this, it's going to be such confusion. Like that hasn't been going on forever. Oh my God. Republicans aren't worried about non-citizens voting. Listen to this. This is what this dumb bitch says.
Starting point is 00:26:12 They're afraid of actually American citizens voting. Just let that sink in. And this is why I, you know, I never put politics ahead of friends and shit, If I had a friend sitting here and they agree with that, I'd go, we're getting on the dog about. Well, we do. How I'm going to cut your head off and put it behind them. Why?
Starting point is 00:26:35 Because they're losing among women, she said. Well, really? They're so excited about the midterm. Clark said this during a debate on the floor. This is a minefield of red tape that you have put in front of women and American citizens. And they're right to vote. You fucking who are. Yeah, that's it.
Starting point is 00:26:54 Go home. Get my dinner ready. That's what I'd say on the house floor. The gentleman from Georgia, time starts now. Hey, rat-faced bitch. Make me a rue and blow me. And that order?
Starting point is 00:27:14 Oh, my God, help me. Even, do you believe it? How? It was all about black people not be able to get IDs. It was voted. Remember they moved the fucking All-Star game out of all that? Now it's about women, making it hurt for women. Seriously, I don't understand.
Starting point is 00:27:30 You people sit home, I guess they don't show you this shit on MSNBC or CBS or... We need something to light it and up the mood. You guys remember Lassie? You probably do if you're like me in your early 90s. And it was a really stupid show. It was like a fucking dog that talked and didn't talk, but it did. Sort of like Flipper. Remember Flipper?
Starting point is 00:27:48 A fucking dolphin solving double murders and curing breast cancer. I used to do that in fifth grade, make people. lap. I'd act the scene out for my friends. I go, what's that? Timmy's caught Noel? Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Oh, God. A cop's best friend, it says. A four-legged hero
Starting point is 00:28:13 named Joy Behar lent Kentucky police a paw. Oh, God. This is the post, folks. I guarantee you the lady that wrote that was like, oh, we're friends like, holy shit, you're on fire, Lucy. They let the car,
Starting point is 00:28:30 the dog lent the police a paw during his for a missing child in his neighborhood, with the pooch grabbing their attention and guiding them to the boy, new body cam footage shows this. But don't, like I said, don't conflate this with the AI shit where they, like I said, show an owl swoop down and pick a baby up
Starting point is 00:28:48 who's crossing a highway at Russia and drop it in the baby's cradle, you know. Louisville Metropolitan Police Officer Josh Thompson and his fellow cops were searching for a missing three-year-old boy on January 7th when they ran into Nancy Guthrie. What are the fucking odds? When an unnamed collie mix appeared and began barking at them, Thompson said he was a little Larry of the dog, which he did not recognize despite his usual patrols, but the dog was
Starting point is 00:29:20 persistent and offered him a bribe of $40 and two milk bones, which he jumped at, embarked directly at the officers as though trying to get their attention. What did he say? I'm 11. It was then that Thompson jokingly relented and acknowledged the dog. And this is what happened. Check this up. From body cable.
Starting point is 00:29:58 And it's leading me back to the backyard of this house. There's a dirty hole waiting. And it led me all the way back to the backyard. At that point, I'm thinking, okay, there's kids in this backyard. That's what it got me there. I get on the radio, just get more cars there. Because, like, we have officers all over the neighborhood. I noticed the back door was open.
Starting point is 00:30:17 And again, me, where would a three-year-old kid when it's a little cold go? Inside. Me and Officer Story exited the home at the rear door. Dog came to the front porch, and as we're exiting, the dog ran right back to the car. Officer Story bawled the dog. I went around to check the garage, the open garage right there.
Starting point is 00:30:34 And then the next thing I heard, Officer Story yell. He's right here. I got it. little black kid like three he looked older than that he looked like three or four years old who had locked himself in the car and the cop told him how to lift the thing and then they arrest him because he was trying to hot wire it no it's a joke everybody it's a joke it's a good one it's a nick de follow show just a joke isn't that great the dog led them into the garage tremendous
Starting point is 00:31:02 when officers looked into the car they found the frightened little child locked in the front passenger seat and Thompson immediately went into his dad mode, instructed the boy on how to unlock the door. He hit the door latch and I just yanked them out. He says, I pulled the kid out quickly, he said, and he jumped from the car, bear hugged my neck and wouldn't let go. So I arrested him for impeding an officer during his love. Oh, God. The boy was scared but unharmed and was quickly reunited with his family, but he'll still grow up to hate white people. Last he found him, one of the offices cheered. I don't know where the dog came from,
Starting point is 00:31:46 but it was a blessing from God that day, Thompson said, to the, which the little black kid said, there is no God cracker. And good night. That was a nice story and a true one, because it came from the body cam. I read a scary article today. I was reading for 20 minutes,
Starting point is 00:32:09 and I scroll to see how much to go. There was another 20 minutes. I go. honestly I read for a solid 25 minutes I didn't get to the end of it but it's a guy who works in AI and he's warning us what's coming and he was very level-headed about it you know and very knowledgeable but the big takeaway is that AI and God for me to talk about this shit but AI is now people have to write code to create AI Now AI is writing its own code in creating itself.
Starting point is 00:32:51 And they said, they're trying to explain how fast it's happening. They're like, if you were using Jet, what is it? Jet, yeah, Jet, TBS. They said if they're using that, he goes, what's coming out like next month, makes that look like you're using, you're sitting on a radio in the 1940s. that's how much of the leap from last month or two months ago. And it's getting exponentially faster, which is creepy. And he got into real detail about it and how many people are already losing jobs.
Starting point is 00:33:34 And they said, you know, they asked the experts and they go, when experts said, probably it's going to have a major impact in five years. And they all laughed at him saying that's way, you're being way too generous. They're like probably a year and a half, two years. You're going to see a lot of people out of work. It's fucking weird. But the article was fascinating and scary. And then I jump back to the word scramble and I got one right. So, yeah, that was fucking, the only part I don't get, folks, this can't happen without humans.
Starting point is 00:34:11 That's the only part I don't understand. I said to my brother, I don't believe, they said, you know, these. Once there's enough of them, they're going to create their own conscience and be able to mentally communicate. I just don't, you still need human input to keep it alive, don't you? And my other argument, which isn't as strong, I say, I'm not afraid anything I can kill with a bucket of water. So, weird, weird stuff. Good luck replacing me. I'm a comic.
Starting point is 00:34:42 You think that's going to bother me? Oh, my God. If somebody came to me and said, look, we can, you can, we'll run. Right. That's the thing. If I said to one of these things, write me, here's my bits from before. Write me something that's like me. The guy was describing his job and how a lawyer friend of his was using this shit. The lawyer's been a lawyer for years, very successful.
Starting point is 00:35:07 He goes, I don't have to do anything anymore. This thing is better at my job than me. Fucking weird. Anyhow. See if you're going to go. right dick jokes. Everybody knows you never go full retired. And our West Coast stupid tonight segment,
Starting point is 00:35:27 an illegal alien. And again, this doesn't just happen on a West Coast. I understand, but when it happens, they don't get too worried about it. That's the problem. An illegal alien from El Salvador who's accused of murdering, a 13-year-old boy has been charged with additional
Starting point is 00:35:41 horrendous sex crimes against underage of victims. What's this motherless fuck's name? I don't know, but I bet he's got 11 of them. Excuse me. Let's take a look at the video. The kid that was ultimately headed life taken allegedly at the hands of this coach was Oscar Omar Hernandez. Hernandez was found there. You see his photo was found inside of a field in Ventura County. They arrested the coach. And then we're able to link him to alleged criminal acts involving children, sexual assault charges.
Starting point is 00:36:10 Now, the little kid, apparently they had a relationship and the parents, if there are two of them, I don't know. Let the kid take a train and stay at this guy's house. Okay? And it proves another thing. Sockers and fags. Anyways. They're bringing drugs. They're bringing crime.
Starting point is 00:36:37 Oh, another thing he was wrong about. And some, I assume, are good people. Hernandez got on a train to visit the coach in Lancaster when the teenager went missing and was found dead on a roadside in Oxnard. What a third world shift. whole California has turned, and it's the most physically beautiful place on earth. According to Los Angeles County District Attorney Nathan Hachman, Garcia Aquino is charged with eight counts of sodomy of a person under 16 and one count of oral copulation of a person
Starting point is 00:37:10 under 16 after two more alleged victims were discovered. The allegations are detailed in the amended charging document. He's an illegal. Shouldn't be here. And people on the left of you and the eye go, that's got nothing to do. I remember fucking Geraldo Rivera having an argument with Bill O'Reilly when this illegal killed a girl, he was a drunk driver. And Geraldo couldn't get the concept
Starting point is 00:37:38 if he wasn't in this country, that wouldn't have happened. Can you imagine trying to argue that you're so stubborn about your stupid ideology that you put that ahead of fucking keeping people safe and logic? Same thing. Prosecutors also add.
Starting point is 00:37:58 a special circumstance. Now, this should be front and center. I got a feeling, doesn't Trump have a, when do they do state of the union? They usually do that in January, right? Yeah. But I got to believe when he does it, oh, and he has his next thing, these things will be front and center. He's got to, got to do it before the midterm. Prosecutors also added a special circumstance allegation of murder during the commission or attempt the commission of a lewd act with a child. But, you know, again, ice is the problem. The people trying to get scum like this out of your cities. They're the Nazis.
Starting point is 00:38:37 Just let that settle in. Not you guys. Because again, all you people, I take it fucking think. February 24th. Is that right? State of the Union February 24th. There you go. He's got to use a lot of that shit.
Starting point is 00:38:51 He's got a ton of ammunition. He's got a ton of ammunition. Now, here's the headline. I thought it was pretty clever in my point. Is it misgender? or Mr. Gender? Go, go, go, go, go. Get out of here.
Starting point is 00:39:07 Get upstairs. Milan Winter Olympics commentators, this is horrible. This one, my heart pit a pad, and I can't believe the world we live in. Milan Winter Olympics commentate, you know what they did? Listen to this, folks. Sit down, I don't want you to faint, bang your head. Repeatedly misgendered Ellis Lundholm during their woman's moguls coverage,
Starting point is 00:39:27 shared by NBC on Peacock. And don't make a joke about cock. Lundholm is the first out transgender man. When you say transgender man, now this one I had to think through it. That means it was really a woman, right? Biologically a woman trying to be a man, which is usually the other way around
Starting point is 00:39:45 when you're trying to win a sporting event, right? Nobody knows at this point. Transgender man to compete in a Winter Olympics. He is the second out trans male Olympian ever. Can you really blame the people being confused, though, Because this guy, I mean, really, really, I don't know if man, obviously to me it's a beautiful woman, but you check it out. The hell's the hell's wrong with you still as chef.
Starting point is 00:40:12 Today a day ballente. Something of an impressant, is dissentate, not for you. That hell's wrong with you? Look like a Puerto Rican whore. That thing is happy. than I'll ever be. You know what I mean? I'm not worried about that one shooting up a clack because that person is happy right where it is, whatever it is. Holy shit. Look at the fucking beak on that thing. It was chronicled. I think, shoot, that was Italian, wasn't it? It was chronicled
Starting point is 00:40:52 with a buggy, Al Capone's nose. It was chronicled by another disappointment. Listen to the person writing this article of NBC. It was chronicled by another disappointment, Curtis of the NBC, Peacock color commentator of the event. So they, this is the guy doing the, this is the guy, the person is upset that wrote this article and she quotes the guy doing color commentary, misgendering this,
Starting point is 00:41:18 the guy doing the color commentator said, getting off course here though. Oh, she just skids out of the gate. She's going to hop up and go around to make sure she does not DNF as she continues down the line here. Do you see the big mistake? He said she.
Starting point is 00:41:41 Five years after NBC Olympics commentate a misgendered skateboarder Alana Smith, you remember that, right? It's like, you remember where you were when Kennedy get shot? Same thing. I put it on that level of egregiousness. That goes in, Della. That's a keeper. During the Tokyo Olympics,
Starting point is 00:42:03 you'd hope that NBC would have at least one researcher who made sure that the commentators got the memo about an athlete's pronouns. This has to be a gay person who wrote this. NBC shared regret for this. Oh, they had to. They would have been fucking crucified because they pushed this shit, right? NBC sports takes this matter seriously.
Starting point is 00:42:27 NBC told out sports. Today we streamed an international feed with non-NBC universal commentators who misgendered Olympian Ellis Lundholm. We apologize to Ellis. Well, why are you apologizing if it wasn't your fault? We apologize to Ellis and our viewers, and we have removed the replay of that feed. That's faggot stuff.
Starting point is 00:42:49 You want to call by its name? That's strictly for fags. Can you imagine they took the feed down? Somebody explained to me, please, please somebody. I want to call Tucker Carlson. I feel like he has the answer to this. and I want him to ask him, am I being irrational, but I've been asking myself this question now,
Starting point is 00:43:13 I don't go on 30 years, who's protecting the gay community and the trans community and why it's such a big thing as appeared to other marginalized groups? I want somebody to fucking explain it to me. And the last week, Out Sports and quite a few other outlets ran stories about Lundholm and the place in sports history, he'll hold. Lundholm is competing in the woman's category. How about this? New role in the Olympics or any sport.
Starting point is 00:43:43 If you're saying, like identifying as a male, you have to ski with no pants and underwear on. Seriously, that's the only way you can compete. So people can go, look, it's bullshit. By international ski federation regulations, he can do so because he has not started, this is why they allow him to do this, because he has not started a masculizing hormone replacement therapy.
Starting point is 00:44:07 regime. They mean she hasn't started. God, this is fucking insane. Similar regulations allowed Filipino boxer, Herji Bikadahn. We remember doing a piece on this. This is not the one that was knocking women out in the Olympian, you know, to compete in the women's event in Paris in 2024. It was not surprising and somewhat understandable that this was not mentioned on the broadcast of Tuesday's qualification round. the International Olympic Committee is straining
Starting point is 00:44:38 to figure out what their position. Do you see, if everybody's in a knot about something, that means something's wrong. Do you understand, especially when it's something as basic as gender? And everybody's got a different opinion. Do you see where they've taken us? Wow. So NBC doesn't know what to say at this point.
Starting point is 00:45:00 Well, you help create this environment with your horseshit. So every time somebody asks him, you hear, IOC President Kirstie Coventry is getting pressure from the anti-trans government of the host nation of the 2028 Summer Olympics. I don't even know who's hosting. Anti-trans. Let me look at some property over there. NBC perhaps didn't want to deal with controversy that could arise while they are televising this games and trying to make viewers hungry for L.A. and 2.O.L.A. Well, there you go.
Starting point is 00:45:33 So you're trying to have it both ways. They don't want to create some controversy ahead of that because again that's money and millions of dollars of NBC. However, this isn't about politics. This is about common respect and journalism one-on-one says the 12-year-old girl who wrote this
Starting point is 00:45:49 article or 14-year-old boy, I'm guessing. This is about, listen to this. This is about getting a fact right. Holy shit, holy shit. They've done it. You've got to hand the left. You've got to hand it to them. They created a nation of fucking moron. The public address announcement on site at the event did get it right, referring to Lundholm as he and him.
Starting point is 00:46:14 No, no, he didn't. No, he didn't. There was no excuse for a major media broadcast of these games to fail so miserably. But in the article, it said that she could participate as a woman, too, in this Olympics. I didn't understand that. So I just said, you know what, fuck this. I had better shit to read. So I picked up Charlotte Webb, the Spanish edition.
Starting point is 00:46:39 Yes. That's my go-to book on stage. Let's move on to another victim of Newsom policies. Well, who was it? A poor family, an old lady and man eating dog food and bologna? No. How about UFC champion, former champion, you know, future Hall of Fame of Tito Ortiz? Never wanted to leave his home state of California. This guy's a legend, too. Born and raised in Huntington. Beach. He was known as the Huntington Beach bad boy. He became a local leader as a count, and no dummy either. A local leader as a council member and later mayor pro tempore of the, have you had the tempore? The crunchy. The key there is club soda of the city. You put that in the
Starting point is 00:47:31 flower. It's where he built his life as a mixed martial arts star. Here's a little bit of him at work. This guy didn't put enough sugar in his coffee. This was his assistant. You want to mess with that guy? Final chapter has been written. The ref stepped in and said to the guy in the ground, who's Fred Travelina? He goes, I have no idea.
Starting point is 00:48:11 What's up? Richard Lewis, sorry. He made the best joke up. But now at age 51 with a family, Ortiz believe it was not a feasible place to raise his children. Can you imagine Huntington? Beach, grew up in a beautiful, you know, California. I never wanted to leave California, but I left because of the crime, the fraud, and the growing threat to the safety of my children. This is a Hispanic
Starting point is 00:48:35 guy. Like millions of other parents, I made the difficult decision to move my family to Florida, not for opportunity, but for protection. This is Tito Ortiz saying, a UFC Hall of Famer. No parent should ever be forced to flee their home state to keep their children safe. Ortiz's blames Governor Gavin Newsom for the conditions that have pushed his family out of the state. That's what he says. Who else you're going to blame, right? I know a thing or two about a thing or two. Gavin Newsom's failures didn't start in Sacramento.
Starting point is 00:49:10 He helped devastate San Francisco first and exported those same disastrous policies. This is the UFC guy talking about it. Statewide. The result is undeniable. Exploding crime, rampant fraud, lawless streets, unaffordable housing, crush small businesses and families who no longer feel safe in their own communities. Well spoken, too. He looks like, you know, he looks like, he looks like a young, uh, Beatle Colliant when Molo Brando had the bald head in the, uh, what a hunk. And then you've got to hunk a
Starting point is 00:49:45 shit to the right of him. California cannot survive more of the same. Newsom's office has responded to Ortiz's criticisms in a statement. to Fox Newsom. Listen to the smug-g-lib answer from Newsom's office. We're not sure who Tito Ortiz is, but we wish him well by just a cock sucker, just a, yeah, more of a man this guy will ever be. So Ortiz responded. Fuck you! Ortiz nicknamed the Huntington Beach Bad Boy is a pioneering UFC Hall of Famer and form a light, heavyweight.
Starting point is 00:50:31 champion. He held the UFC light heavyweight championship from April 2000 to September 2003, defending it five times. He finished his professional MMA career with a 2112 and one record and had his final fight in 2019. Now from afar he hopes to inspire change in his homestead by endorsing Riverside County Sheriff Chad Bianco. That would be white in Italian, folks.
Starting point is 00:50:59 Chad White for California governor in 2026. That's an endorsement in California that people will love, you know? It's almost a blessing that idiots like Newsom are surfacing in Phoenix, but I guess unless the country is that fucking retired or they steal, which they try to do. Because this shouldn't be just the Democrats imploding. It should go away. way of thinking completely. I don't know how we do that without ovens, but anyways. Let's move on.
Starting point is 00:51:39 Oh, in our Libs eating libs segment tonight, Upper East Side Residence, this is in New York City, gathered Monday night to voice concerns, anger and confusion over a planned homeless shelter for women coming to their neighborhood. Now, Upper West Side is known for its, the Upper West Side is known for it seriously. liberal, but it's Manhattan. You know what I mean? The person, the furthest to the right Manhattan is to the left of, you know, Chomsky. Upper East Side is rich,
Starting point is 00:52:17 older, rich. At least it used to be. I'm sure like anything else it evolves. But, you know, it's Manhattan, so it's liberal. It's rich people, and I'm sure. And again, the Upper West Side has the reputation, but don't tell me these people that, you know, I don't know if they bought it from Mindani because of money reasons. But like everybody else, not in my backyard. That's not as nimbie.
Starting point is 00:52:43 It's a little puppy I had as a kid. Community Board 8 initially informed the public of plans for a 200-bed men's homeless shelter in late January. The facility along First Avenue would open in March and be operated by Housing Solutions of New York. Can't you see what's happening? Can't you see they're intentionally insisting? systematically destroying cities the left in this country on purpose. Don't you see the announcement? Why?
Starting point is 00:53:15 Because of power. I can't get my friends to understand that. The announcement sparked intense backlash. And like everything else, the people who try to pass the shit, they won't be subjected to it. Because they don't live there. Fucking live in the suburbs in a nice house. Backlash and a 5,000 plus signature petition. City Council Speaker Julie Menon.
Starting point is 00:53:37 makes a great deodorant, who represents the Upper East Side, said last week that the shelter would instead host women and Opa in April. Menon said in a statement, women experiencing housing insecurity. I'll repeat that. I don't know what's dumb. A housing insecurity or unhoused? I gave a cut fella joke last week about unhoused. It reminds me of a word like deep pants. You gotta have pants to be deep-pansed.
Starting point is 00:54:14 You have a house to be unhoused. Women experience housing and security, face distinct safety and stability challenges, as opposed to men. Homeless men, don't they? They got it easy. White patriarchy. Wow, are we divided into a billion pieces? And the site is well positioned to provide them with secure housing. Yeah, right a nice neighborhood around rich people. Never mind they'll be shitting and pissing in front of them.
Starting point is 00:54:40 shitting and pissing in front of their stores. We've seen it before. We've done it before. When's somebody going to stand up and go, let's go? Her constituency across the Upper East Side boasts a median household income of 165,000 plus, which, by the way, folks, when you live in Manhattan, and I'm not joking here, it's like making 60 grand anywhere else. I'm not fucking shitting you.
Starting point is 00:55:04 I've experienced it. Slice of pizza next to the comedy seller, it's a huge slice of pizza, and it's a the best. It was fucking $9 a foot a slice. I mean, and then you jump in oberds and you know, it just, anyways, yeah, the median household income on the Upper East Side 165 grant or roughly 108 percent more than citywide median according to the NYU Furman Center. It's poverty rate of 6.1 percent. That's the Upper East Side neighborhood. As of 2023 is far below the citywide rate of 18.2%. And that's probably already gone up since
Starting point is 00:55:46 Mandami put his greasy Arab ass in the seat. Angry locals gathered at a Rockefeller University auditorium Monday, objecting to the plan, citing safety concerns in a lack of transparency in the planning process. Oh, you're getting a nice dose. Listen, you guys, you're not new to Manhattan. So it's not like you hate the liberal shit.
Starting point is 00:56:07 You can live elsewhere. the gathering quickly descended into shouts and heated exchanges on both sides of the podium, with Mason urging constructive conversation and not a bullying session. I love the ladies. A local father of two young children cited the recent death of a two-year-old after an alleged assault at a Long Island City shelter. Long Island City is like a story of Queens. That's where I live.
Starting point is 00:56:36 Nice place, by the way, it was. I want you to put yourself in the shoes of parents. said, or sandals or whatever they wear from those shitholes. As someone who has voted Democrat my whole life, it's beyond disheartening to see this type of decision-making pattern seemingly only accelerate under this new mayor. Ah. You're weak. You're out of control and you become an embarrassment to yourself and everybody else. Oh, it's only going to get better, sir. It's only going to get better. I don't know how it's it's amazing. 16 people died. He even. We have him saying that, you know, because of the cold weather and shit, 13 of them because of
Starting point is 00:57:22 exposure, whatever the fuck. And they just sort of, because he had the balls to come out and, and they die because his policies are ready. People wanted to get these people to shelters, but they were saying, no, you're infringing on their rights. So they put their political ideology ahead of people's well-being, which is their first thing is supposed to do when you're a mayor. That's it. Fuck the shark. As of this morning, 16 of our fellow New Yorkers
Starting point is 00:57:55 have passed away outside during this brutal stretch of court. I thought it was the next third. In 13 of these cases, preliminary findings indicate that hypothermia played a role. You're weak. You're out of control
Starting point is 00:58:08 and you become an embarrassment to yourself and everybody else. Good luck with that mayor job there, fella. In a city, it's a lot of Jewish people, too. But it's so left
Starting point is 00:58:23 that some Jewish people voted for. I can't explain the world, folks. I don't make the rules only played by them. That's it. Don't forget Cameo.com if you'd like to send a personal message for me to a relative or a friend or somebody you don't like it. I'll do a little number on them. Taglete tell.
Starting point is 00:58:41 Oh, that's a pasta. I'm sorry. Confusing the dance with you. Yeah, go to cameo.com and click on my profile. That's it for the week, boys and girls. I don't know where you live and what the weather's like, but it's going to be in the 70s here, right? That's it.
Starting point is 00:58:59 You guys think it, I'll say you're very welcome. Have a great weekend, and we'll see you back here on Monday. Take care, everybody. Hi, good night, everybody.

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