The Nick DiPaolo Show - DOGE To Whack USAID | Nick Di Paolo Show 1687

Episode Date: February 4, 2025

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Ontario I'm gonna be a good boy. Have you ever seen a grown man naked? Hello everybody, welcome on a Tuesday, Nick Topalos show. People ask me about that theme song, that's Richie Castellano of Blue Oist Occult Fame. Apparently a fan of mine and man did he knock it out of the fucking park. Maybe I should learn that little riff while I'm learning all the other shit. Boy, it's not easy playing guitar, but it's fucking fun when the neighbors throw shit at my house. Enough Neil Diamond. Fuck off, man. Some good shit. I don't know.

Got a stake full of freezers. Ever try to get a freezer out of a fucking surloom? Anyhow, what's funny is I had blood worked on him a few months ago. Well, I was sick. So I hadn't worked out literally in almost two months laying around eating shit. And my tests, my blood showed that.

Everything was like weighing up. That's not supposed to be. So what do I do? I ask for steaks for my birthday. not supposed to be. So what do I do? I ask for steaks for my birthday. Fucking last, ah boy, between that grill and those, it's good though. It's protein. You can just feel a difference, you know. Sure you can, Nick. Go fuck yourself. What? Anyhow, what else? Did I I want to get oh just a couple quick headlines I guess real quick I always like to hit these right before because a

lot of shit happens between the time I leave my house and a legal immigrant really a legal illegal illegal people migrant cut loose and plea deal after raping a sleeping woman but then the Fed stepped in meaning now now they're interested headline 20,000 federal workers took Trump's buyout offer remember he offered I don't know how many hundred thousand civilian I don't know how many jobs and 20,000 took it so far you get like back bay and whatever the fuck and Tiger Woods announces the death of his mom Cause of death it looks like a slice. They found her in the woods

Also China Canada Yes, hair thing. Yes, I written that was the other thing I was good going. Nice catch, producer. All that tough talk from fucking dildo Trudeau and fucking Shinebomb from Mexico. Oh, we're going to retaliate. Yeah, they were fucking back on the phone after they did a little math. What can I do? Can I lick you balls? How do I say that in Spanish?

Oh, that was Trudeau saying that. I'm sorry. Yeah, real tough guy. It's all math. I showed you the guy breaking it down. Do you understand the world needs us? We don't need them when it comes to commerce, except for a few things. Do you understand that?

I think we could be self-sufficient. They need us. So anything like that. And even Trump said some of these terrorists might bump prices temporarily. So what? It's at the at the weight. It's at the risk of keeping this country secure. You want to pay a little more for an egg and an apple? You want you started to be raped by somebody from Venezuela. It's sort of like that. Man, I'm so tired of talking about it, but yes, so they both caved. Even Trudeau said he's got some plan, a 1.4 billion dollar plan to toughen up the border and the Mexican broad

it's got 10,000 forces, Mexican forces, who are gonna help us. And again, my reaction to that was, well, don't Mexicans presidents answer the cartel. So I would keep an eye on that. Straight smart. I shouldn't be here. I should be at the border. But I'm 63. I'm glad to be here.

I'm doing nothing. Anyways, keep an eye on those deals. But they caved like everybody else is gonna. And yeah, I'll pay a little more. Okay, Biden's, Biden's fucking inflation. What did you get? Nothing. Everything else is bad inflation on top of it. This is a fucking trade off as far as I'm concerned. And that's and believe me, that'll go away. They said it's like 0.5% is gonna go whatever.

Can't we just say you know what Trump's a better business person than anybody on the planet right now? Let's take his word for it. No, we can't do that. The left doesn't know what fucking hit them, folks. They don't know what hit them. Even John Stewart came out and said, will you stop to the Democrats. Stop putting Chuck Schumer out in public, please. You see his little demonstration yesterday. He had props.

He had an avocado, and he had a lime, and something else. Oh, beer, a Corona. All these ago, and he had a lime and something else Oh beer or Corona All these ago he said it was dumb smile like he's being funny like fucking Jew carrot top All your prices are gonna go up with the It's so weak. Oh Chuckie wait the lime goes in the Corona. What does he do with the avocado? I've never had an avocado beer No, I did the guacamole the live can go in the guacamole in the beer. No, they mention it Yeah, the lime I don't think the lime had anything to do with the beer I

Really don't I think is we get a lot of limes from there too. Believe it or not, right? I don't know why Anyways, yeah, he doesn't know he well we saw him remember we saw him pretending to cook a burger that was raw Remember that clip the fucking thing wasn't even on the grill Just oh my god All right, let's get to it since we're talking about in New York. Let's go right by there Jersey jerk off What's that New Jersey Democrat governor? What's that? New Jersey Democrat governor challenged federal authorities to come and get an illegal immigrant whom he appeared to say he was harboring inside his not inside his garage in the room above it like Fonzie on the happy day. Governor Phil jerk off Murphy. You remember this asshole during COVID arresting people on beaches and shit. Can I just say something about the northeast? No states up there should be allowed to practice politics anymore. It's so fucking left wing they've lost their minds. This guy's bragging. I got an illegal stay.

Governor Murphy made the comments while speaking with a progressive activist group at Marklaire State University. That's where Carmella Soprano went, by the way. Fun fact. Yeah, you're fucking front out. Montclair State University in Montclair. His jerk off Governor Murphy of New Jersey bragging, it sort of reminded me of Obama, reminded me of Biden when he was over there bragging about firing the prosecutor in Ukraine Son of a bitch we didn't get fired

Then this jack-off this is called virtue signaling at its worst folks This is what the Northeast and liberals are all about look at me. I care Do you understand how stupid this argument is because when he's arguing that we're high harboring illegals understand how stupid this argument is because when he's arguing that we're harboring illegals that also includes really bad people who could hurt you. Do you understand? They are lost in the wilderness right now. Listen to Jack Off. Tammy and I were talking about, I don't want to get into too much detail, but there's someone in our broader universe is immigration status is not at the point that they are

trying to get it to and we said you know what let's have her live at our house above our garage uh... and and good luck to the feds coming into to try to get her take a big step back and literally let your own face. Let's see the feds come in and get her. And again, he backed down later on. Oh, was it today?

Somebody came out, spokesman for him saying that he doesn't have an illegal. What? And I like how he brags, let's put her above the garage. You know how many people die from carbon monoxide above the garage? Let's put her above the garage. You know how many people die from carbon monoxide above the garage? Let's put her above the garage with the pool boy and the three other guys that paint our house.

So does that make you a good person, Mr. Murphy, with your red frame glasses? You fucking jerk off. Picture somebody from World War II generation wearing those frames frames I can't even education this country higher education actually was a detriment over the last 50 years it turned people stupid I'll hang out with a plumber and AC guy they'll know more about the economy whatever fuck Murphy has

previously forbidden state and local law enforcement to cooperate with deportation and immigration enforcement in the state. Did you hear what I just said? He's telling them not to cooperate with ICE. Leave those people who might be rapists and lunatics and killers don't that just i want to let that sink in i i still can't to this day anyways what you find for them and now video of the comment was circulated on social media where murphy was excoriated by critics he's a public official who's daring the federal government this should be disqualifying as a governor

somebody said ph Phil Murphy, realizing his live and made being illegal is politically useful, somebody else just a good line, Phil Murphy just implicated himself in a crime. Don't do the crime if you can't do the time, apparently a Beretta fan. Don't do the crime if you, that's before your time folks. It's time for a at ice governor to pay him a visit said former mayor Mario Crane Jack fucks that if he's an Italian no it's that's Polish or something but his first name is Mario I was gonna say if he was a governor from the north Italian governor from Connecticut he's probably got kicked Connecticut's known

for their crooked because of my wife's from Connecticut, their crooked politicians. It's hilarious, anyways. So somebody, Tom Holman today, you know Tom Holman, this border czar, he's like, yeah, is that what he said? Well, we'll have a visit with him. That's what he said. We'll take care of that later.

You think he's kidding, right? And again, all based on virtue signaling. I can't think of a worse thing to be known for than a, hey, look at me, I'm a nice guy, you're an asshole. And that's where liberals start, by the way, when you talk to them. Get ready for Las Vegas-style action at Bet MGM, the king of online casinos. Enjoy casino games at your fingertips with the same Vegas strip excitement MGM is famous for when you play classics like MGM Grand Millions or popular games like Blackjack,

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why lying again? Well, if you remember, Dan Rather was a CBS guy and that whole thing blew up in his face when George W Bush was an author remember that again ABC NBC it doesn't matter over the years they've all been busted but CBS caught lining in October Trump filed a 10 billion with a B 10 billion dollar lawsuit against CBS News alleging election interference over its handling of the 60 minutes interview with then VP Kamala Harris accusing the network of aiding his democratic rival through deceptive editing. Let me tell you something, when Trump brings a lawsuit, be pretty sure that he's got the goods on you.

Trump camp has said CBS essentially aired Harris giving two different answers to the same question. And we know that right. Which raised eyebrows after her first answer was widely mocked as a word salad. I'll give you both versions of her answers, right? Here's the two, and CBS aired them after the first one, they said, oh God, fucking holy moly, there's croutons and all kinds of shit on our lap.

Let's fucking show another answer. Go ahead. But it seems that Prime Minister Netanyahu is not listening. Well, Bill, the work that we have done has resulted in a number of movements in that region by Israel that were very much prompted by or a result of many things, including our advocacy for what

needs to happen in the region but it seems that prime minister Netanyahu is not listening we're not gonna stop pursuing what is necessary for the United States to be clear about where we stand on the need for this war to end CBS did that for her. So you people who go, the last election that Trump lost and you go, there was no fix in all that shit. They were doing this. Facebook and Zuckerberg were doing their dirty fucking bidding. The media was stomping them. So you can say that all you want. You're full of fucking shit. And FCC chairman Brendan Carr, this is the new guy, right? He said and I quote, we have sought the unedited copy of the transcript in the video from this interview

and as part of an FCC investigation, there was complaint filed under something called the news distortion policy. Like this, like this shouldn't have been a million of these fucking filed over the last 10 years. And that's a 50 year old policy at the FCC that applies to broadcasters. And the policy says you can't, excuse me, and the policy says you can't swap answers out to make it look like somebody said

something entirely different. Carr said the FCC will be open-minded. Fuck that. Be as closed-minded as they were. When it comes to potential consequences and transparency is incredibly important when dealing with this type of issue. Yeah, so air it out.

But again, all this shit is useless if you don't punish somebody or somebody gets hurt. What are you going to, again, we'll write a strongly worded letter, scare the pants off them. I just wanted to keep thinking about what Trump has overcome since he's come down that escalator. Between the media lying about him, Russia gate, I Rolago the documents getting shot in the face I could go on and on fuck it and this motherfucker is kicking ass I hate the but I don't know if anybody else Republican that anybody else on the planet that could have the staying power of this guy.

Anyways let's go to some lighthearted stories. Go ahead punk make my day. 78 year old retiree, I think this is in Argentina I believe, shot and killed a 15 year old boy who tried to rob him outside his home in Buenos Aires, Argentina. Shocking video show. The viral surveillance video shows the moment the teenager and his accomplices ride up in a van next to the elderly man as he is preparing to exit his white Toyota Hilux near his home last Monday. Again, Argentina I believe. We correct correct, or in Argentina here?

I show this stuff because I'm all for justice, and sometimes it's straight justice. It's what keeps me up, looking at my phone till four in the morning, watching shit like this. But this guy's clearly an octogenarian almost, for Christ's sake. And he's gonna pull a little Clint Eastwood action on this punk who's only 15 15 years old wonder how he grew up

Who played the bad guys all the time? What's his name? What's the movie? God, you know black and white they deliver him to his mother at his house all wrapped up Not Bogart. Who's the other guy? his house all wrapped up not Bogart who's the other guy watch two or tartar guys try to come up with it I don't even want to bring it up anymore when I when I don't know it right off the bat but you know what I'm talking about not not Edward G Robinson another tough guy you guys will watch this you'll be huh lace no James caddy he just said Cagney Lacey remember that show that's why you said that two lesbian cops now that's funny fucking Tyne

Daly remember her oh anyways Cagney you got. Cagney and Lacey. Yeah, his gay partner, you don't remember? Anyways, the teenage suspect drops to the ground with the van rushing away as the elderly man yells, listen, punk, I told you to stay off my lawn. No, another shot at the boy on the ground. The teenager who was described by a friend online is a great person, and it's obvious, was holding a fake gun.

Makes it even better. Meant to resemble a gray.22 caliber mini bursa thunder. I had one of those. It was in the bathroom this morning. Investigators said they are still on the hunt for the two other people who were in the van at the time of the attempted robbery. Well, they're good people. Why don't you check the fucking local YMCA?

They're teaching kids how to work with hemp. The Department Investigations Directorate is treating the case as an aggravated robbery conducted by suspected gang members. Local prosecutor Diego Rulli, who is in in charge of the case will not seek charges against the 78 row man as opposed to here And if it was in New York City Alvin Bragg would have the old guy Beating a death in a prison Who he said acted in class self-defense with a weapon that he's licensed to carry and use Public enemy public enemy of course Jesus fucking you know why I should know that? Tony Soprano, during the Sopranos watches that like every other day.

Because he has so much in common with the fucking guy. Anyways, boys and girls, ladies and gentlemen, everything in between, if you want to see me do stand-up live, I would too, I don't know if I can still do it anymore, tour dates at nickdip.com February 20th brick town comedy club Tulsa, Oklahoma The very next night the 21st the funny bone in st. Louis, Missouri Good room very good room March 13th. Hyena's in Albuquerque, New Mexico New State for me April 25th Cajos Music Hall, Cajos New York,

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