The Nick DiPaolo Show - DOJ Official: Bragg's Case BS | Nick Di Paolo Show #1621

Episode Date: September 9, 2024

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coming up through the house and buckling the floors and whatnot and transmission went on my car, and you know, life. It was more stressful this fucking week off than us actually working. Anyways, hey, I could have cancer, as my dad would say. And I would go, shut the fuck up. You compare cancer with fucking duck work? He said that to me once. He goes, how you doing, son?

I was living in New York. I go, my neighbor knocked my lamppost over for the second time in six months. He goes, that's not like cancer. I go, yeah dad, that's what I was trying to say. That's what I was trying to say. Like a doctor said, I got bad news for you. You have stage four lung cancer. Good news is your lamppost is still up.

And you're... Boy, did that one piss me off. have stage four lung cancer. Good knows is your lamppost is still up. Boy, did that one piss me off. Dad, I didn't say it was cancer. Mama. We got a guy weed whacking outside the building and leaf blowing. And as you know, leaf blowers and weed whackers, if you have a boat, a Merthree 250 engine on it, 250 horses. It's fucking louder than any 18-wheeler I've ever heard.

Cut the shit. I'm not a guy who's into noise pollution. That fucking irritates me. This guy could be four city blocks away and you're going to hear it. To fucking blow leaves, blow yourself. Then you'll never go to work. What? Oh, you heard me.

Anyways, yeah, I'm in a rare mood. Excuse me. Anyways, college football opened over the weekend officially with everybody playing. And people talk about how interesting a year it's going to be because teams have switched divisions all over the country. Texas and Oklahoma now in the SEC. And I can't even remember the rest of them. USC's in a big 10 or 12, whatever the fuck.

I mean it's anyways and they kept saying it's going to be a year like no other and they weren't kidding. Between that and the portal and NIL and all that stuff Notre Dame get beat opening day at Notre Dame for them their opening home game. They go up to Texas A&M and win a ranked team. Then they have Northern Illinois who's never beat anybody in the history of anything. Beats Notre Dame in Notre Dame. Texas kicked the shit out of Michigan at, 107,000 people. A a lot of other ones though interesting ones I'm not gonna get to a sports thing here, but it may for a palpable weekend at least I can lay there like a sloth Red Sox are turning back into a pumpkin and yet they're still hanging in there and

My I feel like I'm forgetting some big NFL NFL I had nine right so far with one game to go. Not bad out of 16. But then you look at the list, I'm in a pool as you guys know, and you look up there it's like Mrs. McGillicuddy in her late hundreds had 14. Because you know she knows what a fucking 3-4 defense is. NFL, Patriots, Patriots, I always pick them because just out of the goodness of my heart, which you're not supposed to do, but I go, you know what? They're gonna be terrible this year.

And they get Tony Bressette as quote. So they're at Cincinnati and they're a nine and a half point on the dog and they win. Outright. Let me tell you about Detroit and Rams. And the Rams are good. You guys watched that game last night? Real quick, I want to get on to the news.

I'm sorry. The Rams, it was a replay, running back what they did, the NFC championship game last year with, as you know, I can't remember who won. Detroit knocked out the Rams? Anyways, yeah, so last night, it goes into overtime, and Detroit says, we're going to run the ball down your throat. And they did. They got the ball in overtime, ran down their throat and scored.

Game over. Good for me, I win. But I'm just saying, watch out for them. And don't sleep on the rims. All right, enough of that fucking horse shit. Let's get into some gay news. In fashion world... Yeah. Oh, real quick. Let's start with a clip that...

We had the Blasio clip about a year ago. Remember some guy on the sidewalk? The Blasio goes, hey, how you doing? He goes, you fucking cocksucker. You really... We got another one of those. Check it out. There we go. Bill de Blasio! The guy who fucked this city! We got another one of those check it out This guy's on a lot he's done other shit like I almost want to say he's the guy who threw pizza over the fucking Into the mayor's driveway when they said they were gonna take away pizza ovens. I want to say that's him I know he does other shit. I think he's an artist How fun is that though if we could only have that access every goddamn day? only have that excess every goddamn day. Anyways, it's good to see politicians getting the the truth thrown right in their face. And speaking of that folks,

and you guys know this because I'm guessing you, well you're Steven Crowder fans, it's why you're watching here today. Crowder undercover team, which I've been bragging about forever. Sorry, goddamn cigarette. I don't even smoke a whole cigarette. Two drags and it does that. The crowd has another cover team, you know, like Project Veritas. Matter of fact, it's made up, I think, of some of those former guys and gals. You know, they send an attractive woman in to talk to somebody in a high-level position, get a few drinks on the guy, and we've all been there, right, fellas? You're like the guy and we're all by that, right?

Fellas, you're like, no, I am a brain surgeon, comedian, you got the wrong guy. I actually save babies with bone marrow transplants. You can see my work, hon. Whatever. And they're like, okay, I'll blow you. Never works out that way. Trump cited Crowder's undercover team's work as the crux, and I quote President Trump, blowing these cases out of the water,

keeping the pressure on. So like I said, Mug Club and Steven Crottylotto, the crowd sent the undercover woman, Attractive, to meet with a high level guy in the Department of Justice and filmed him, Sara,it- sered help? Serendipit- what? Serendipit- you mean?

Secretly! Serendipity! Anyways, here's the video. Oh my god. Yeah, seraptitiously. Seraptitiously! What? I went out with a seratipit-ishly.

No, no, noaptitiously. Saraptitiously. What? I went out with a sar-tip-ish-ly. No, no, no. Go ahead. Today there was a story about somebody in Southern District who's highly respected. Knocking the hell out of both of those cases. Say it's an embarrassment they were allowed to be brought. That's you, Mug Club. The whole thing is disgusting. The judge is out to get them. That's why I like the surging of the police. You gotta watch this folks, because we have captions.

What about the perversion of justice? Perversion of justice. Alvin Breck stacking charges and rearranging things. Just to make it fit a case. Not to be honest. He says I think the case is nonsense. Just revealed today, and I hope you're going to do a story, because it's a big story.

The Southern District of New York was, and this is a very highly respected group of people. He said it was a disgrace that that case was brought. It was a disgrace that the case was brought in front of Mershawn. Ha ha. You hear that folks? And again, congratulations to the Lotto Accrauda Show and Stephen and everybody that works

here, including CEO Gerald Morgan who was on with Newsmax yesterday. It's fucking national news. I mean, Trump quoted what he thought about it. So it's a big deal and I guess there's more coming. So why you wouldn't subscribe to that show? Yeah I'm part of the network. I don't have to say this. I don't have to plug this show but you want to laugh and get shit done that affects your lives? You want to do that? Watch 60 minutes. It's terrific show. You get nothing but the drama.

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free of charge. Bet MGM operates pursuant to an operating agreement with iGaming Ontario. And this comes under the same thing. If you remember this next story, we touched on this months ago about that. Remember the trans person that shut up a school in Tennessee? trans person that shut up a school in Tennessee. Do you remember that? And they hid the manifesto, but Steven Crowder's team went on the cover and somehow got excerpts from the manifesto before anybody else did. That's the headline, it's about fucking time.

The Covenant School Shooters Manifesto, transgender, a guy, biological guy who identified as a woman, has finally been released by the Tennessee Star, but it didn't happen without a fight. Yeah, Crowder started it. We're just a journalistic organization seeking documents which the public has a right to see and at every level the local government has obstructed those desires as has the FBI. Who said that? Tennessee Star CEO. That's the paper. Michael Patrick

Leahy tells Jill Savage and Matthew Peterson of blaze news. That was this weekend. In fact, the Metro National Police Department has claimed, he said, I'm quoting him, for well over a year that the investigation is ongoing. They claimed it in court in March. It will be over by the end of June They said well here we are the beginning of September and they're still claiming that it's ongoing It's basically a stalling tactic. He says because they don't want this Information out. Okay In 2023 lay he was hauled into court on June 17th

by presiding judge in yeast infection in the state case to explain why she, the judge, shouldn't hit him with a contempt of court charges. He says, she claimed that perhaps it was a court order that she'd issued that I violated. There was no such order, Leahy explains. It was Kafkaesque-like right here in America. Leahy didn't give up as he believes it's incredibly important for Americans to understand the motive behind a shooting

like this and Savage also notes that the shooter's writings shed light on her poor, don't call her her, his, unless you've given in. Even in this article on his poor mental health leading up to the goddamn shooting. Yes sir! This is a, I'm blowing myself out here, this is a matter of public interest he says. What is the motivation behind these mass murders committed by very troubled people and what's the public policy solution to it? I think that's a very important part of the discussion. Here is the CEO of the Tennessee Star talking about this with my former girlfriend, Jill.

I don't know who the fuck that is. And I want to report on it. This is a matter of public interest. What is the motivation behind these mass murders committed by very troubled people and what's the public policy solution to it? I think that's a very important part of the discussion. I could have left that out in my text again. We believe that we have served the public interest by demonstrating the very confused

state of mind that Audrey Elizabeth Hale had and the absolute total failure of the mental health system to treat her for her difficulties. In fact, we've reported that she's been under psychiatric care at Vanderbilt University Medical Center. She was under that care for 22 years. She was also taking very strong SSRI drugs since 2019. Those will have an impact on a person. Hey, yeah.

God forbid you pointed out 22 years under psychiatric care, but let that thing roam free. And it ended up killing what, three nine-year-olds or something like that a couple teachers Whatever there was a shooting this week in Georgia people trying to blame guns. It's not the fucking gun. It's what drives kids To pick up a gun and do something like that and if you disagree that I don't want to talk to you you retards Oh language Fucking retards much better

language Fucking retards much better So once again that Stephen Crowder's Undercover team broke that can imagine it. How long ago was the shooting they're just now Releasing the whole document. What is this protection of these class transgender same with this is a weird analogy. I'm watching Nebraska and Colorado football this weekend. You know, primetime Deion Sanders has turned it into Colorado, into this whole black thing. Yes, he sold out the home stadium for the rest of the season. I get all that. But these announces, they can't kiss his ass or his son's ass enough during the game.

They're just obsessed with it. It's just mind blowing. And then Nebraska's kicking the shit out of them in the first half, right? It's going to be a long year for Colorado again. Second half, the referees are doing everything to keep it close. Why do you say that, Nick?

Well, again, you don't want to. They've been bragging. They built up Deion Sanders to be this godlike image in college football somehow they have to protect it because it makes money I don't know I don't know but there was three calls in a second half they had a you know they had of officials in the booth when something happens they go to him for his pain three times he goes that is not a foul I'm sorry sorry. All against Nebraska. Otherwise, it would have been 62 to 20, or whatever the fuck.

That's my take on it, you can say I'm crazy, but you told me I was crazy 25 years ago when I was saying white guys are treated like assholes in commercials, so I'm sticking with my story. Kiss my grits. Sorry for the language. Speaking of grits. Huh?

Speaking of grits. Speaking? Speaking of grits. Speaking of grits. Oh, Jesus. Nice segue. Speaking of grits. Pass the syrup, Jesus. That's the headline. What can I tell you?

Walt Emmer. Do you know who he is? You should know. I bet you black people have their have their flags and half masks today. I should say they're bandanas. Their masks. Walt Elmer, and I should talk, look, there was a time when I was asked to take a break

from our house and I was going to a fucking waffle, I was going to the Waffle House like I was fucking James Brown when he was 20. Walt Emmer, the president and CEO of Waffle House, white fellow by the way, and a member of the board of trustees for the Atlanta police, just a good guy, police foundation. He has died at the young age of 58, the foundation announced, and no he wasn't shot in the kitchen at a Waffle House. Delicious. Thank you. Foundation announced and no he wasn't shot in the kitchen at it Emmer joined Waffle House in 1992 and quickly rose to senior leadership

It's amazing. Did black people complain? becoming president of the company in 2002 and later adding the titles of CEO and chairman and by the way, why people go there too? I'm just busting balls. You know, the board of directors for Waffle House issued a statement Sunday afternoon saying Emmer died after a long illness and again it wasn't that was midnight at another Waffle House. He will be greatly missed by his entire, entire Waffle House fan.

You know who's going to miss him? Lone Star. Not Lone Star. How old are you, Nick? Come on Dallas, you got to help me on that. What is it when they film black fights? They film fights on the street? World Star.

Thank you. World Star. That's who's going to be...long way to go for a joke. Timing is everything. You'll be greatly missed by Waffle House family and I say World Star because a lot of shit happens at Waffle House if you guys don't know what I'm talking about. But 58 is too young. He's gone and we couldn't do nothing about it. Yeah you could. You could not fucking put trans fats in everything. You get an omelet there.

It's a foot and a half high. Emmer was chair of the Georgia Tech Alumni Association Board. What he was was an adult and a guy, something I could never be, business minded, savvy, successful, Alumni Association Board of Trustees from 2012 to 2013, and served numerous organizations, including the Georgia Tech Foundation Board and the Georgia Tech Advisory Board.

How many fucking boards are there? This is just a, what are they gonna do? I heard they're gonna replace him. I'm thinking folks I have no idea precious precious they need a black face for the Waffle House now the Waffle House again I don't know why I say that it's big down south white black and a lot of Mexican probably the what you know I know, I went to Carabas and just had bread and I went in for a drink but then they put a thing of bread in front of me and olive oil. You know, I look in the kitchen, it's like three Indian guys in a Puerto Rican making

bolognese right from the old country. The Waffle House chain around the clock diners opened in 1955 and now boasts more than 1,900 locations in 25 states and 751 shooting deaths. Just kidding, folks. Emmer is survived by three children and, what the fuck, 58. Did it say what the illness was? Guarantee he got the jab. Speaking of jab, before I go ahead, excuse me.

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Pfft. What? I'm only kidding later. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Aha. Speaking of getting it in the ass, I'm mad. Oh, so anyways, yeah. Do the regular show tomorrow.

You'll see me in the morning. Then you'll see me on Crowder. And then I'm traveling back, so we won't want to show Wednesday as you know Thursday special guest Steve Sweeney the guy if you like my comedy a fan of mine I'm interviewing a guy named Steve Sweeney one of the funniest he was the king of comedy in Boston probably still is he's the reason I get into it Heard him on the radio. I Was in I think I was in fucking again in high school My buddy goes let's go in and see this guy Steve swing went in there and I was like it planted the seed and He's just extraordinarily funny. What that'll be the show Thursday. Hi. Good night everybody Okay. Wow! Thanks for watching!