The Nick DiPaolo Show - Dominion Machines Impounded in GA. | Nick Di Paolo Show #452

Episode Date: November 30, 2020

GA. judge flip flops on Dominion data. Trump gives his first interview since the election. Biden's fragility already showing.

🎵 Oh yeah Oh yeah How you doing folks? Welcome back from a very short, long weekend. Flies by, doesn't it, when you have food poisoning? Because somebody left the stuffing in the sun. Did you have a good weekend? Did you make sure your Grammy boiled her hands before she touched her fucking 90-year-old eyes?

Did you make sure the babies weren't spitting up on Grampy because it would kill them? Did you keep an eye on your neighbors, making sure they didn't have too many people in the house? Because that's what good Americans do, according to some of these jerk-off left-wing governors, like Whitmer and Murphy, and I'm not even naming the right one who actually said that.

Portland, whoever. Yeah, I think it was Portland. Wheeler. What a disgracia. That's right, I got some new ink. You're probably looking at it. Give me a better look at which way it is. What the fuck?

There we go. There you go. There you go. Huh? She's a beauty, ain't she? I'm going to balance it off with a Pelosi tattoo on this forearm so nobody thinks I'm too far right. That's what I did over the weekend. Anyway, so yeah.

I mean, Jesus Christ, huh? What's going on? the recount and everything is i i put on cnm for five minutes and i i can't believe i know we're living in you know alternate universes uh i i can't believe you can. The truth is just completely subjective now. How can Trump and his lawyers have hundreds of affidavits? Now the FBI is involved, right? Yet you put on fucking CNN and they're saying it's all bullshit. Baseless this, baseless that. Somebody arrest these fucks.

Especially that fat fag, Brian Stelter. Come guzzler, what up? He is, he makes fucking Don Lemon look objective. Oh my God. And then Trump was on, Maria Badaromo was just teeing up these things and they're baseless. They're pulling this thing out of whole cloth. Pull the cloth out of your ass when you're done with your fucking life partner, Kevin, you chubby prick.

Seriously, my hair stands up on the back of my neck. How can you have evidence? I mean, the president's tweeting shit out and the lawyers are on TV and then you put on CNN and they're going, they have no evidence, baseless. What the fuck? Can somebody arrest these people for impersonating journalists? I mean, what? What the fuck? I know I shouldn't be surprised at this point, but they're out of their mind.

That's faggot stuff. You want a court by its name, that's strictly for fags. Absolutely. Mr. DePaulo, no one could be as nasty as you pretend to be unless they really wanted to be disliked. Who says I'm pretending, Bob? Anyways, let's start at the top, I guess, today. Or whatever. I don't know. Trump tweeting out this morning at like 9.30 Eastern time, unloading on Brian Kemp.

Remember him? GOP governor of Georgia? Sitting around doing nothing about the recount? Oh, a couple weeks ago he said, I'm for a recount. And that's all he's done. Hasn't lifted a finger. How many fucking rhinos are out there? Unbelievable.

Do you see what Trump is? He's a force. Even GOP people, he's shaking their way of life. Because he's an outsider. And he might expose them for what they are. He tweeted the president, why won't Governor Eprian Kemp, the hapless governor of Georgia, use his emergency powers,

which could be easily done, to overrule this obstinate secretariat. How do you spell obstinate? Obstinate. He didn't say that. Secretariat. And do a match of signatures on envelopes it'll be a gold mine of fraud and we will easily win that state uh it's hard to fucking argue that so he wants to know why uh kemp won't get off his ass and do something about it and kemp replied

back it's a sick question. You're a sick fuck, and I'm not that sick that I'm going to answer it. There you go. Talk to the president like that. Also, he says, quickly check the number of envelopes versus the number of ballots.

You may just find that there are many more ballots than there are envelopes. So simple, so easy to do. I check envelopes every day. They have cash in them. Some of them have rice in. Georgia Republicans are angry, he says. All Republicans are angry.

Get it done. Holy shit, he's quoting Larry the Cable Guy. Holy moly moly. So let me give you a little update of what went on in Georgia. Some of the convoluted decisions made by a judge and changing his mind. Oh, it all smells like fish to me. Georgia judge issues emergency order to freeze, this was over the weekend, all Dominion machines. Judge reverses order one hour later.

Later, the judge issued a third order freezing the Dominion machines. Okay, this guy is confused. Here ye, here ye, the court's in session. The court's in session. Now, here come the dope. Here come the dope. So he went back on it and then went back again.

Anyways, Kyle Becker tweeted, Defendants are hereby enjoined and restrained from alerting, excuse me, altering, destroying, or erasing, or allowing the alteration, destruction, or erasure of any software or data on any Dominion voting machine. So they're coming in there and they're saying, don't you fucking move. Don't you move, you motherfucker. I'll blow your brains out.

I hope so. I'll time the FBI. Can I make a prediction here, kiddies? They're going to do it. The FBI is looking into it, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I still say they're just placating Trump at the end of all. Well, I'm contradicting myself because I think he might win this after hearing Steve Bannon say it. He's usually right about shit like this.

But I'm just saying, if not, these guys are doing the same. You know, we'll placate him, you know. These guys are doing the same. You know, we'll placate them. You know. The third order, a big legal victory for Team Trump. Lin Wood tweeted, that's Trump's lawyer, and Sidney Powell, at Sidney Powell and I won.

He says, I won then lost, but ended up winning. We will never give up the pursuit of truth to achieve justice. And then it's hashtag, uh, flight like, I can't fucking remember. Fight like Flynn? I don't know what the fuck. He sent it to General Flynn. I don't know. Anyways, that's from Lin Wood. That was, uh, today.

Georgia GOP Chairmanid schaefer said our republican recount monitors you know this david shaver guy i saw him when i went to see donald trump jr speak here in savannah this guy was one of the speakers i do believe he's the head of the gop down there our republican recount monitors uh at the World Congress Center waited today for four hours while Fulton County election officials updated the software. The explanation given to me, just the usual Fulton County incompetence. That's what they said to him. And he said it is completely unacceptable. And he's goddamn right. I am here! I have things to say! Calm down, bitch.

Thankfully, Lynn Wood this afternoon obtained an emergency federal court order prohibiting any wiping What do you mean, like with a cloth? Remember the dog face? Or resetting of the voting machines. It is outrageous

that we cannot rely on Fulton County election officials to do their jobs without unexplained four-hour delays, interventions by private attorneys, and federal court orders. How do you not believe the fix? It's what we're supposed to do, he says. It'll take a court order to stop this process. So I guess we need to keep watching the news. If we get a court order to stop, we will see it in our SOS information.

The issue is the Atlanta area has already started the election, has already, I'm sorry, the Atlanta area has already started. In other words, wiping down and scrubbing the election manager out. They're already trying to hide shit in the Atlanta area. You know why? Filthy. By the way, do you know that, do you know, and this is a,

do you know that Biden did worse than Obama and Hillary Clinton in all the major cities in this country except the four swing state cities? Wake up and smell the fucking stuffed clams. When the poll worker asked if the reset will wipe the forensic info from the machines, the manager said that Atlanta already did it. The lawsuit in question is being litigated

by Sidney Powell. Fucking dirty people, huh? Lou Dobbs tweeted, oh, my ass. Oh, my hips. My goddamn knees. By the way, the market shop. Lou Dobbs, good guy.

Met him in the building. Georgia judge orders voting machines impounded immediately. But, but, but, let me ask you this. I feel like it's already been done, all the dirtiness, and they're going to impound.

I don't know. I don't know how it works. I'm not a tech savvy. Unless it leaves a footprint everywhere, which I doubt it does if you're cheating. Anyways, they're impounded. So a tow truck pulled up to the thing and put it on the back, put a boot on it.

thing and put it on the back, put a boot on it. Anyway, so the Georgia judge ordered voting machines impounded immediately to preserve evidence. So Lou Dobbs is excited about that. And if he's excited, I'm excited. The rest are tweets from Lynn Woods. That's the, you know, Trump's attorney. Judge Timothy C. Batten Sr. issued an order a few hours ago to him. Excuse me.

Stuffing. A few hours ago to impound all Dominion voting machines in the state of Georgia and then reversed his order. I'm just telling you what happened over the weekend within the hour. And I already told you that. So I think I could move the fuck on. Am I right? Oh, fucking idiot!

Yes, I am. Georgia officials performing software update on Fulton County voting machines at this very moment at World Congress Center. They are trying to erase the evidence by scrubbing the machines with litigation pending. Blow your horns, patriots. This cannot stand, Lin Wood said. He said on my brother's birthday. Time to obey the law.

Stop the destruction of evidence. At Brian Kemp, Georgia. At Georgia Secretary of State. At David Schaefer. Hey, David Schaefer's helping out. At Jeff Duncan. At Gabriel Sterling. All right, we get it.

Chairwoman at Stacey Abrams. That fat fucking crooked bat. Emergency order just entered by Judge Batten. Defendants ordered to maintain the status quo and are temporarily enjoined from wiping or resetting any voting machines in the state of Georgia until further order from the court. So what took you so long, judge? Stop the steal now at Brian Kemp.

Yeah, that's about all he's done. Oh, we're saying it to him, I guess. I don't know how to him, I guess. I don't know how to read these fucking things. I was busy watching sports and playing with girls when I was young. I was a weirdo. Exactly 66 minutes later, the order was, okay, we know.

I already told him this. Just let it scroll. By the way, machines are owned by state. We're telling that to Georgia Secretary of State. It ministers state laws on elections. Why are Georgia officials determined to wipe these machines clean before resetting them? All good questions. All good questions.

Can you imagine? Huh, folks? Did you think you'd see it in america 2020 judge did backflips over the weekend there has to be a lot of evidence because i'm gonna get to a story the fbi is looking into it i just hope they're not placating trump let me tell you something about the fbi the department of Justice, deep state, not all the FBI, obviously the rank and file do their jobs, but I keep hearing that. So why don't the rank and file stand up? Why? Because they'll get canned. That's why. But at the top, you know what they're capable of, right? They were all in the mix with the

fucking Russiagate thing. I'll get to the story about the FBI in a few seconds hey guys uh a couple of quick things uh now that most of you guys are watching the show on the comics gym and uh thank you so much for that please click that red subscription button to the right of the screen unlike those fuckstains at YouTube's this one actually works. Also, I want to announce that between now and Thursday, if you use the promo code NickDip25 in the store on my website, everything is 25% off.

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Thank you again, everybody, for your support. That's a good-looking mug now. The president went on with Maria Bartiromo. I'll play this with a trigger warning. Her voice will go through you like somebody heated a steak knife on the stove for 10 minutes and touched it to your nipple. She's sexy. She was called the money babe or the money chick or whatever the fuck

uh anyhow trump gave her a big interview on sunday i didn't i did not pull the clips of cnn reacting to it but oh my god just going she's making it up she's just teeing him up she's making it up. She's just teeing him up. She's just helping Trump get his message out. Like, fucking the irony is totally lost on them. And how biased they are. And that's all they've been doing forever. Trump on Botteramo talking about, he was talking about the FBI missing in action. Here's that little clip. Where is the DOJ and the FBI in all of this, Mr. President?

You have laid out some serious charges here. Shouldn't this be something that the FBI is investigating? Are they? Is the DOJ investigating? Missing in action. Can't tell you where they are. I ask, are they looking at it? Everyone says yes, they're looking at it. Are they looking at it? Everyone says yes, they're looking at it. Look, where are they with Comey, McCabe, and all these other people? You know, I said I'll stay out of it.

I wish I didn't make that statement. There's no reason really why I have to. But where are they with Comey, with McCabe, with Brennan? That's another thing. That's another thing that scares scaring me right now. All that shit. I'm wondering where Bill Barr is, Attorney General in Durham.

Weren't they supposed to have all that shit by November? Remember all the evidence of Russiagate and all the players, the commies and shit? Where's that? That would have helped before the election. Do you see? I don't know. He doesn't know who to trust. He can't.

He walked in to D.C. and he's made all these people who have done this forever, career politicians, who just assume it's going to go on day after day. He came in and showed them how fucked up they are. He doesn't know who to trust. Go ahead.

With all these people, they lied to Congress. They lied. They leaked. They spied in our campaign. I see Carter Page is bringing a lawsuit. That's good news.

Where are they with all of this stuff? And, you know, what happened to Durham? Where's Durham? Yeah, where happened to Durham? Where's Durham? Yeah, where's Bull Durham? Where the fuck Durham at? Was he at a baseball game? Where is all that shit?

Now that creeps me out that that's the president saying it. And these people are supposed to be on his side. How deep does the deep state run anyways? My God. What the hell's going on out here oh i don't know do we have another audio clip of uh trumpy ropey go ahead can you imagine donald trump president of the united states files a case and i probably can't get a case even with and we have tremendous proof. We have hundreds and hundreds of affidavits, sworn affidavits, and it's very hard to get a case to the Supreme Court.

Is there a path to victory? Yes, it goes through your skirt. She is so minion. Yes, it goes for your skirt. Even me, the president, can't get a date with the Supreme Court. Why is it hard? I don't know how it works. Some cases seem to go right to it in two weeks, and other ones take forever.

I don't know enough about it. I'm a comic, not a fucking lawyer, Bob. Hear ye, hear ye. The court's in session. The court's in session now. Here come the judge. Here come the judge. The interview highlighted that Trump is unable or unwilling to accept reality.

This is CNN. Chief media correspondent, you know who said that? Brian, my favorite over there. I suck cock. Stelter. And I love it. Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy. Said on Reliable Sources.

That's the name of his show. Trump spewed misinformation throughout the conversation. He really did. Please give me a call. False allegations of voting issues. We had glitches where they moved thousands of votes from my account to Biden's account. Trump falsely told Bartiromo as he continued to bash mail-in voting and incorrectly claimed dead people were applying to get a ballot.

Incorrectly? Have another cum sandwich. You lying cocksucker, literally. Somebody arrest that guy. God fucking damn. In addition to Trump's unwillingness to acknowledge Joe Biden won the election, this to acknowledge joe biden won the election botter romo's unchallenged acceptance of trump's false narratives also presents a danger to american democracy said cnn senior media uh reporter oliver darcy said that who the fuck are you shut your fucking mouth

shut the fuck up you cunt so they're making it all up according to cnn un-fucking-believable unbelievable well what's this story say the next story. FBI requests files of people voting in multiple states. Hey, Brian Stelter and CNN, are you going to cover that today? Are you going to cover it? Are they making this up? The FBI is involved. Is that enough credibility for the attorney conducting a voter integrity project investigation for the conservative Amistad project of the Thomas More Society that has called into question hundreds of thousands of potentially problem ballots, said the FBI has asked for his key files. So now the FBI is officially involved. Counselor? Yeah.

Counselor? The FBI has proactively and directly requested from me, the VIP Voter Integrity Project, findings that indicates illegal ballots. Matt Brain had tweeted today, adding, by Tuesday, we will have delivered to the agency all of our data, including agency, well, there has been legitimate criticism of the actions of leaders of the agency over the last several years, i.e. Jim Comey, Brennan, whoever the fuck else worked over there, you know, Strzok, Page. I can personally attest to many patriots within the rank and file. There are many patriots within the rank and file who are fighting on the side of the Constitution and law and order. Why don't they speak up? Why don't they speak the hell up?

He has tweeted recently that his investigation has uncovered evidence of people voting in multiple states. Okay, Stelter? I don't know nothing about that. Of course you don't. You don't look into it, you chubby fag. Philip Klein, is that him? Who's that? stealthy? I don't know nothing about that. Of course you don't. You don't look into it, you chubby fag. Philip Klein, is that him? Who's that? What?

That was the guy who just had those tweets. And what was his name again? Matthew something. Alright, whatever. Brainerd? Philip Klein, who heads the Amistad project, that's him right there, said the group is eager to help the agency.

This data has been used to identify hundreds of thousands of potentially fraudulent ballots in the states where we file litigation. More about this data will be made available in Matt Brain's appearance before a meeting with the legislators in Arizona tomorrow. It's all over the place. The Department of Justice and the FBI have come under fire from President Trump and others for not being more aggressive in investigating allegations of massive voter fraud, improper voter registration,

ballot harvesting, and voter bribery. Can you imagine all the chicle the fbi was sitting on their hands you fucking people you have no idea how to defend a nation that picture right there melania just told trump that uh biden broke his foot the group has filed suits in pennsylvania wisconsin michigan and georgia one is planned in Arizona. Those are all the states, you know, where somehow, somehow, jerk off Biden got a bunch of votes at the last minute.

On Thursday in Michigan, for example, the group asked Michigan Supreme Court to take custody of all polling data from the presidential election to give the state legislature time to probe fraud claims before picking electors. The effort has made headlines recently, proclaiming that Facebook chief Mark Zuckerberg spent millions to influence the election down there. Dirty bastard. It seems foolish to have all this money lying around. Oh, you'd rather have it down at the bank where the Jewish guys can leer at it?

Yeah! Right! Money! The bank. He works at Facebook. Same thing! What's the video? All the analysis that we've done don't really require you to say trust me about a magical

mathematical formula or some pattern we discovered or something that supposedly happened in the software of the voting machines. I can give you the list of the people who voted in this election who filed national change of address cards in Georgia moving themselves to another state and I can also show you the subsequent state voter registrations of these individuals in other states who then cast earlier absentee ballots back in Georgia. I can show you the names of

the people and the records of them having voted in multiple states and the raw data that the states make available. So this isn't speculative. This is just what the data show. Which means you're not going to see it on CNN ever or MSNBC, ABC, CBS, whatever. You're never going to see that on the mainstream media. Do you hear that, Stelter? You're going to cover that? He has actual evidence, not speculation. Evidence. By the way, there's a bunch of mathematicians and people who work in statistics

who don't have a dog in the fight politically. There's more than one saying statistically impossible what happened. Mathematically impossible. But you people just keep on going on watching CNN because you can't handle the fucking truth.

You fucking people. You have no idea how to run a podcast. I'll tell you who knows what's going on. One of my favorite actors for a long time, and I'll bring it up again. Please, everybody.

Midnight Cowboy. I'm recommending it to you. You know I never steer you wrong on movies. Midnight Cowboy. Best picture in the 70s. Originally rated X for just one quick scene that wasn't even that whatever. But anyways, the star of that was who?

Dustin Hoffman and John Voight. John Voight's like 25 years old in that movie and please it's in my top three john voight anyways um warns the country is in great danger if joe where the fuck are we what am i doing biden takes off it uh void void has been a hollywood staple for decades earning an academy Award in 1978 for his performance as a crippled Vietnam War in Ouch, My Feet Don't Work. No. And Coming Home was a great, another great movie. He currently stars on the Showtime original series, Ray Donovan.

So he always speaks up every eight, ten months for a little video. Show a piece of this nice. Angeline Jolie's dad, by the way. We're heading down a street that has no name now. Where the streets have no name. We must not allow our nation to crumble. This is what they want, to destroy America. Let me warn you all that we are in great danger if we fall under a Biden administration.

Our state, California, is being ruled by a leftist mob. Himself, Governor Newsom, is taking away our freedom, your freedom. He's a disgrace to mankind, he and his relative Nancy Pelosi, who has tried to bring President Trump down. Governor Newsom has destroyed many lives of people who depended on their businesses. And now he wants to shut down again. He is a lie, like all the left that are trying to destroy the usa i ask all to fight this battle now to get them all out i've been attacked by my fellow peers saying i am preaching violence when the truth is they all are. The left are burning and destroying our cities.

We are willing to fight for freedom, not freedom to burn down our flag, but to raise her up with the glory of this land of the free. But the left are trying to stop these truths. Let us bring justice to the Supreme Court. Let them see how corrupt the left is with their fraudulent votes. Let the truth show itself that President Trump is the only man that can save this nation. Let us fight this evil now.

Yes, you are correct, sir. oh he's just another old white guy who doesn't uh he doesn't like it the world's changing too fast he he's uncomfortable around people that don't look like him he's part of the problem his gender shut it love it or leave it i know that's an old one, but God damn it to his relative. Get the fuck out of my country. That's right. My country. I built it. Obama. You didn't build that business. Yeah. And you didn't get a blow job for exchange of cocaine in the back of a limo, right? Let's stay on Hollywood actors. Now we all know George Clooney's a big lib, but I like, I like the guy because sometimes he shows a sense of humor. And look, this guy's getting more pussy than,

holy God, more ass than a portal toilet on Earth Day in Central Park. Who's with me? Look at that head of hair. I'd blow the guy. He should have been the next Bond, you know? Anyways, I had to throw this in here because it made me laugh.

I don't know if you're my age or not, but back in the 80s, well, we'll show you. Anyways, he talked about his, he was on the Act of Made Revelation on CBS Sunday morning that he told Tracy Smith he's been using a product that was popular in the 80s to cut his own hair. age to cut his own hair. So anyways, check this out. Anyways. And have you been cutting your own hair? I've been cutting my own hair for 25 years. So it has nothing to do with quarantine?

No. Look, I have, my hair is like really like straw, you know, and so it's easy to cut. You can't really make money with it. So, years ago, I bought a thing called a Flowbee, which when we were kids, when I was a kid... Look at her. I'm not gonna fuck you. The infomercial, the Flowbee. This ingenious device lets you give yourself and family perfect haircuts every time. You think of the vacuum cleaner and the clippers? I still have it.

Stop it. You don't use it. My haircuts take literally two minutes. I go... Is this Flowbee? Yeah, it. Stop it. You don't use it. My haircuts take literally two minutes. I go, Is this Floby? Yeah, it's Floby. That is awesome. Yeah, listen man, it works. Still might sit.

We just washed the hair. You know, I work on my hair a long time and you hit it. He hits my hair. Yeah. Ah, Flowbee. How about her? Overdoing it. Stop it.

Get out. I wouldn't blow you now because you used a Flowbee, even though I'm soaking through my panties. Yeah, you put a vacuum. I might try it. I might try it. I might try it and save the $7 that I spent at the haircut room. The flow beat. The fucking rednecks loved it.

Can you imagine? Clooney comes out. I want to, let's see. This will see if he has any more drawing power. If they sell a bunch of those now, because he endorsed it. Anyways, we had to put that in there. I'm so sick of politics making me sick.

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You guys keep this show up, and I need you more than ever since YouTube has kicked me to the curb for a couple weeks. Can't wait to wash my hands of those poo-poo heads. Sorry for the strong language. Can't wait to wash my hands of those poo-poo heads. Sorry for the strong language. Anyways. Anyways. Speaking of light news, this one cracked me up. This poor prick hasn't even taken office yet and he's breaking bones.

Who's that, Nick? Joe Biden. Joe Biden. That's how the young girls say it. Joe Biden. Joe Biden. That's how the young girls say it. Joe Biden. Biden slipped while playing with his dog, Major, and twisted his ankle out of an abundance of caution. He will be examined, this is from yesterday,

this afternoon, by an orthopedist, and he fell down. We got a clip of him falling down it was because of his dog right dr kevin o'connor follow-up ct scan confirmed hairline small fractures of President-elect Biden's lateral and intermediate cuneiform bones, which are in the middle of the foot and some in his head. It is anticipated that he's retarded. He's a fucking dummy too old to be president. His fucking bones have the density of pixie sticks. Look, he probably broke some teeth in this picture. It's anticipated that he will likely require a walking

boot for several weeks. Well, he never leaves the house anyways. Don't need no walking boot. Put him on a body cast. He's a real, what we call a Mama Luke. What are we doing? What's going on right now?

You're the president, Joe. Get the fuck out of here. No, seriously. All the cheating we did on your behalf, they actually fell for it. Oh, beautiful. Fucking great. How about Hunter? Are we clear yet?

Plenty of stories this week, by the way. They're looking into the China. They got 11 million from communist China, that family. And this is the person. You fucking people. You have no idea. No, no, no, no! Oh, and our fucking lunatic asylum segment tonight, FLA.

This is so Florida. It happens more than you'd think, but I had to throw it in there. A mother was at her son's funeral. He was like 17 when he got killed. Guess what happened to her at the funeral? She gets shot too. The mother of a Florida teenager who was shot and killed by a sheriff's deputy this month was wow. He must've been really doing something wrong.

The fact that we didn't hear anything about that. He must've been, what did he have poison darts throwing at the car that we didn't even hear about it. Apparently they looked at that one said, no, he's fucking, you can't even argue this one.

Bring shop to doc shop. I can't even do nothing with that. Anyway, sheriff's deputy this month was wounded. She was wounded at his burial service on Saturday. We are gathered here

today. My favorite bit of Richard Pryor. It's called eulogy. Look it up. I gather here today. He was a good. Oh, a quashida Pierce.

Hope I'm saying that right. Quashida Pierce seen here after she got the word she was drafted by the Denver Broncos was hit when a shot rang out at Riverview Memorial Gardens in Cocoa, Cocoa, in Cocoa, Cocoa Floor, where 18-year-old, his name was Sincere Pierce. Wow, that's a hard one to live up to. He was just being laid to rest just over two weeks after he and another teen

were shot dead by Brevard County Sheriff's Department. And then the poor mother gets shot at the frigging services. I'm telling you. I'm black, y'all, and I'm black, y'all, and I'm blacker than black. What the fuck, dude? What are you doing at 17?

Police said the wounded woman and a 16-year-old boy were both struck. This is how it happened. I forgot, actually. When a gun the teen was carrying at the burial experienced an accidental discharge. I like the way they put it in experience. It experienced an out-of-gun experience. What the fuck is that? Boy, do we have to cover their ass for everything?

It went off accidentally and struck both of them. Can you fucking imagine? I'm guessing gang activity if the kid's bringing a gun to the the bullet went through the arm listen the bullet went through the arm teen's leg and then through poor Kushida Pierce's leg and when that happened she went oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh the wounds were not considered life-threatening well I'd be scared if they were it went through Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I want to know what went down there that we didn't even hear about it. I'm sure some people did. A cop said the boy who was not identified was not cooperating with the investigators. Wow.

You know, snitches get stitches. Never tell anybody outside the family what you're thinking again. The shooting sent dozens of mourners scrambling for their cars just as Sincere's casket was being lowered into his grave. His mother was placed into a minivan taken to Popeye's Chicken where they rubbed...

What? Taken to a minivan to a local hospital before police arrived. I hope she... What is going on in Cocoa, Florida? Take him to a medical hospital before police arrived. I hope she aight. What is going on in Cocoa, Florida? Make me a sandwich. Make me a fucking sandwich.

In our make me a sandwich segment tonight, Dr. Birx, remember her? Remember her? She was on TV more than the MyPillow guy. She was always standing with Fauci and trump for those first 6 000 press conferences they did when covid first hit remember her scarf on hiding the hickey she got from fauci anyway she came out of her rat hole at least she knew enough to hide because they were also wrong but she came out this weekend and said if you've traveled for Thanksgiving, assume you got COVID.

And assume you got salmonella, too, because your grandmother can't cook for shit. She said, assume you have COVID-19 if you traveled for Thanksgiving. How about if I just traveled when fishing? Do I still have a doctor? I'm confused. In a Sunday interview with CBS anchor Margaret Brennan on Face My Dirty Nation, the White House Coronavirus Task Force coordinator

urged anyone who gathered for the holiday to get tested within the next few days. That's what she said. And I said this to her. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Get tested, folks. That way we can keep the numbers up. We can't have those.

We are peaking everywhere. It is so funny. It is so funny. It is so funny to, when I hear, when, when I hear this, oh my God, um, I don't know, we hit a new high 10,000 cases today or whatever. You know what that is? That's them go 10,000 people got the flu. At least with a real flu, you have symptoms. Am I making light of this? Am I not giving it the import it's due? Yes, I am not giving it the import.

It's not doing the import. It's all cucka. Look at Trump. He wants a bitch slapper. He's, look at that scar. She says, we know people may have made mistakes over Thanksgiving yes my aunt stuffed the turkey with styrofoam and fiberglass

and I ended up making out with one of my cousins what she says we may have made people made mistakes over Thanksgiving time period in an interview with Face the Nation if you're young and you gathered you need to be tested about five to ten days later no you know what if you're young and you get you don't need nothing until you feel something all right i'm making a new rule here's a litmus test until you shit blood you're fine but she said but

you need to assume that you're infected and And Jesus Christ. And not go near your grandparents unless you hate them and they only gave you $3 on your birthday. And don't go near your aunts and other people without a mask, she said. Boy, she's giving me a headache. Stop! Thank you. She says, we're really asking families to even wear masks indoors if they chose to gather during Thanksgiving. And others went across the country or even into the next state, she added. You guys should pour alcohol all over yourself and light yourself on fire. That way you'll clean up.

Oh, my God. I suggest your friends kiss your grandmother right after making out with your Asian girlfriend. How about that, Berks? She said as Thanksgiving approach, public health officials repeatedly warn Americans to skip the large gatherings this year. And they all said, kiss my grits. Berks said she and Anthony Fauci got a room at the Red Roof Inn in Pensacola. No, her and Fauci worry that the curves for daily new infections will mimic the one seen right after Memorial Day weekend. Remember?

Oh, my God. Remember all the people that, oh, my God, they were dropping dead everywhere, weren't they? No. No, they weren't. She says, if you look at the second wave going into the Memorial Day weekend, we had less than 25,000 cases a day, she said.

We had only 30,000 inpatients in the hospital and we had way less mortality, way under 1,000. We're entering this post-Thanksgiving surge with three, four, and 10 times as much disease across the country. And so that's what worries us very much. Oh, boy, you. To every American, this is the moment to protect yourself and your family.

Put a condom over your head. Wrap yourself in bubble wrap. Get in the fucking tub. Shitstorms are coming. Protect yourself and your family, she said. So if your governor or your mayor isn't doing the policies, in other words, if they're not acting like Hitler, that were known, critical, masking, physical distance,

avoiding bars, avoiding crowded indoor areas, if those restrictions don't exist in your state, you need to take it upon yourself to be restricted. You need to go, not go to these places. You need to protect your family now to these places. You need to protect your family now. I don't like my family. Got a question for me?

Yeah. The fuck? We have four minutes left in the show. Wake up! We have a Patreon question. Tyler Krikorian, Auburn, Alabama.

Hey, Nick, do you think that the mainstream media's entire agenda right now is to divide us Americans? Whatever happened to the times that the news was reported based on facts and not based on political correctness, bias, and sensitivity? Is this a rhetorical question? Tyler, yes. I'll just let you know this has been going on for about 30 years now, but I'm glad you woke up and smelled the coffee. Of course, that's their end goal.

See, they want to live in a global world for some reason they don't believe in the goodness of this country tyler like when i was getting this tattoo this young girl that worked there and i mean young you know 20 or something she peeks sticks her head in comes in and say something to guide us to my work and she goes oh yeah all that freedom shit it was everything i could not to spring out of the chair and snap her little fucking neck but um yeah of course that's what the mainstream media is doing and they're doing it quite effectively aren't they tyler i mean we're fighting over wearing masks or not and shit they got it down to a science then she will be fighting

over the neckties offensive and then our shoes and whatever happened at the time that the news is reported based on facts and not based on political correct. I don't know that ever happened. Even back in the fucking CBS days with Walter Cronkite. I'll do Cronkite for you. That's just in. the president is dead. John F. Kennedy passed away at 322 Dallas time. I don't know.

Today, CNN will report that. Like, just as Kennedy was killed by, we think it's Donald Trump's nephew. Anyways, thank you for the question, Tyler. Let's end it on a happy note, shall we? Moderna, Moderna. Medical officer explains the test results. Pharmacist, oh, by the way, I didn't put up this graph yet about disease. I might do it right after this, right? Here you go. Look where COVID, if you count 10 up from the bottom, roughly,

COVID-19 is, look, look, yellow fever. More people have died per day worldwide of yellow fever and rabies than COVID. And the ones below it, those are all African countries. Will poor little kids get diarrhea and die? Because, you know, they don't. Wow. It's four ahead of, what is that, dengue fever?

Okay. Wow, it's four ahead of, what is that, dengue fever? Okay, more people die of measles. Polio's coming in at 58. Tripping over your dog is 150. Pharmaceutical company Moderna intends to apply Monday to the United States Food and Drug Administration for authorization of its COVID-19 vaccine. Fine them again. Give me the fucking money. You hear me? You hear me? Give me the fucking money. The company will ask the FDA to review an expanded data set showing the vaccine is

94.1% effective at preventing COVID-19 and 100% effective at preventing severe cases of the disease. This is striking, said Tina Louise of Gilligan's Island fame. What? This is striking, said Dr. Paul Offit, a member of the FDA's Vaccine Advisory Committee. vaccine advisory committee. These are amazing data. I think we have some clip. Elizabeth, 94% effective. Now we have a second vaccine providing so much hope. Tell us what you've learned. John, indeed, these numbers are stunning. Pfizer's vaccine showing very similar results. Let's get right to the details. As you said, let's break it down. What this Moderna data shows is that they gave 15,000 people a placebo. That's a shot of saline that does nothing. 90 of those people became sick with COVID over the period of several months. They also gave

the same number of people the actual vaccine. Only five of those people became sick with COVID. That is where you get that stunning 94.5% effectiveness. Now, not only that, but the vaccine protected against severe illness. Those five people who took the vaccine got sick. None of them became severely ill. But of the folks who got the placebo and got sick, 11 of them became severely ill. And they're suing those people who got ill. They want 50% of all the money they make on the vaccine. Hey, everybody, we're all going to get laid. Moderna will become the second company to apply to the FDA for emergency use authorization for a corona

vaccine. Pfizer applied on November 20th with data showing similar high efficacy. The FDA will meet with its advisory committee in December to review Pfizer's and Moderna's applications. The first vaccinations in the United States are expected to take place towards the latter part of December, according to Anthony Fauci, director of lying and stupidity. No, of the Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases. Anthony Fauci. You're a crumb creep. No, he's not. He's he's he's trying his best. And you know who else they should thank? Donald J. Trump for his warp speed program that got this done too sweet, as they say. That's not in any of the articles. You know why?

They're going to give Biden credit for it. You watch. It's so fucking stupid. That is it, ladies and gentlemen. Good to be back. I hope you had a great Thanksgiving Day weekend. And don't forget Cameo.com if you want me to make a personal video message and send it to one of your friends roasting their nuts off or you know verbally abusing somebody you don't like or

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