The Nick DiPaolo Show - Drones Equal China Syndrome? | Nick Di Paolo Show #1669

Episode Date: December 18, 2024

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Ontario I'm gonna be a good boy. Now go home and get your fucking shine box. Hi. That's no way to talk to a fellow guinea. How dare you. Hi folks, how you is, what it was. It's, what is it? Wednesday. Wednesday? Wednesday. Before I forget, tomorrow great show. I have a guest, I think for the whole show, we don't know, might be a story too in there, but it doesn't matter. John Rocker. Do you remember John Rocker, folks? If you're my age, you certainly,

if you're younger than me, you do. He was a flame throwing left hand relief pitcher for the Atlanta Braves in the late 90s. Very outspoken. Oh, controversial, they say. That's because in this country, the truth is controversial now. Anyways, he'll be the guest. I can't wait to talk to him. Used to defend him when I was in New York. Right in the heyday of me, like I said, at the Comedy Cellar. Again, Comedy Cellar is on the campus of NYU, so you tend to get a liberal audience. I defended that motherfucker and got laughs doing it. And I can't wait to talk to him. That should be great.

You ever check him out when he was young? He's a handsome son of a... He was on Survivor and shit. He's got his shirt on. He looks like Hercules. Fucking bright blue eyes and shit. no wonder why they hated him god forbid you good-looking cocky and whatever 6 4 2 20 I have a man crush what else Boston Bruins last night go into Calgary I know you guys don't care about this tough shit you're gonna hear about it They go into, they're on a fucking, just a horrendous road trip, horrendous being, they're playing all these tough teams out west.

And last night they were down two, nothing, then three, one, going into the third period. They tie it up in the third period. Goes into overtime and David Pasta, Pasta wins it in OT. Oh. I hope my brother's not listening, I just spoiled this game. Anyways, so that's two wins in a row against two killer teams. They lost the first two games, they get bombed. So I don't know what to believe with this team. It looks like now they have serious potential when I get the, I don't know. Who gives a fuck, right? I agree. Let's talk about AIDS and tits.

Delicious. Both of them. Delicious. I'm burning up right now. Fucking...it's AIDS. Or monkeypox. You know, I fool around in the bath houses. Alright. That's about all I got on my plate. That's not true. I had filet mignon last night with mushrooms over the top nice and oh my god red and white it's a store that we it's not the big public it's a kind of a black-owned store is a black owned I think it is they have great great fucking meat anyways God was that good and I'm sure I have about 12 pounds of center cut in my colon for the last couple of years.

I call it curing it. Yeah, it's curing in my asshole. All right, let's get on with it. Let's start with the, I wish this story would go away because I'm sick of talking about it because this has been a million theories and and it's like a dog chasing its tail this one's a little more serious because this guy Chang or Chong he's been a Asian guy this is what he does he studies Asian studies Asian a US China relations expert fears a US China relations expert fears, a US-China relations expert fears has warned, does that

make sense to you? Oh, his fears have warned Americans to plan for the worst, that's in quotes, amid the ongoing New Jersey drone mystery with reports about unexplained radiation spikes in the area. Nature, Will Robinson. Nature, no. Of course. Only Jersey. I used to make jokes about Jersey, because, you know, go down the turnpike, it does have, everybody talks about the odor. And I used to say it smells like cancer. Apparently I wasn't that far off. I used to say it smells like, what it smells is like burning tires and Gambino members

decaying in the fucking, you know, in the marshes. According to the Geiger counter world map which tracks radiation levels across the world, and these things are sensitive. I farted once, the FBI was at my house. Two areas in the New York metro area have been flagged as red. Now that's good news if we're talking politics. But the areas are both said to be over the 200 counts per minute safety threshold. There are similar red flags further north near Connecticut. Am I glad I'm out of there? I am so glad I'm out of the northeast. An author, Gordon Chang, this guy's really bright. He used to be on

Fox all the time. And as you see, he has credibility because he's wearing a suit. Dallas just saved me from being racist. He's wearing a suit from Men's Warehouse. Gordon Chang has told Forbes the drones could well be to do with radiation. Boy am I fucking not reading. Geez, I don't like the way it's written. He thinks it has to do with radiation. There have been reports of spikes in radiation in the New York metropolitan area, he said. Two of them, one on each side of the Hudson. That leads to the conclusion that maybe they're looking for an implanted

nuclear weapon. Do you understand, first of all, in Jersey, the Jersey, that's where the, they have a giant port where those shipping containers come in. They mentioned it on the Sopranos 20 years ago, how it would be so easy to put a nuclear device in one of those. Okay, that's why the Sopranos was the greatest show ever. And it's 20 years later, we're still wondering. Chang's most recent book plan, plan read, China's project to destroy America discusses the imminent possibility, it's a light reading for the beach, imminent possibility of a Chinese sneak attack on a US soil. This is what they picked up. They were talking quietly. It's because I wanted to tell you...

Turns out it was a takeout order for the Golden Wall. Great restaurant on 4th Avenue. 5th Avenue. 4th Avenue. He said that he drew parallels between the current drone flap and the 2023 spy balloon crisis. When a Chinese craft was spotted in US airspace. In both cases Chang saw the apparent failure of the federal government, both the military and the president, to protect the American

people. And he believes that China's leadership is now ready to go to war against America. I don't want to scare you people, but I've seen this guy in Fox for years, and he's right a lot. That's all he does he studies China He added Americans have become complacent when it comes to defense Defensing their country's borders saying we are at risk Verse because we've lived in peace for a long time, but we're no longer in a peaceful world Yes, and you don't need a PhD to know that. And it makes sense if you think about it as far as theories go, because if this is the

case, the government would be scared to tell us. They would be scared. They don't want to cause panic. And a guy said that a few days ago. Remember he said that, oh wait a minute, it was somebody famous that actually said, they don't want to tell the people because they might freak out you know like war of the worlds Orson Welles right Orson Welles pretended we were being invaded is that what it was just a joke.

Anyways, that's very interesting. So Connecticut, New York, more good news for you. By the way, again, I just I'll throw this in there about the school shooting. It's all coming together. You know, I tweeted out before I even knew the facts because, you know, oh, Nick, you must be prejudiced. I'm right 98% of the time. I said transgender.

Well, I just read this morning, she used to wear a shirt and tie to school. Well, that doesn't shut the fuck up, it does. Bad parenting, and like I said, they have pictures of her at the firing ring wearing the Columbine Killers, they had a t-shirt, wearing that. So like I said yesterday,

it's a mix of woe is me, that's the mantra of this country, her being on the internet and all that shit. That's why she took out other people. Like I said, back in the day you just take your cell phone and you're depressed. But no, I guess those two guys from Columbine were her heroes. So kiss my grits if you didn't like what I said yesterday. Sorry for the strong language. Get ready for Las Vegas style action at BetMGM, the king of online casinos. Enjoy casino games at your fingertips with the same Vegas strip excitement MGM is famous for

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Let's go to the next story. Let's go to the videotape is the name of it. BetMGM operates pursuant to an operating agreement with iGaming Ontario. Let's go to the next story. Let's go to the videotape. Walmart has started giving store-level associates body cameras to wear as part of a pilot program at some of its U.S. locations, CNBC has learned. It's not clear how many of Walmart's have the recording devices but some locations now have signs at entry points warning shoppers that it has body worn cameras. I wonder if those are the ones that are in the bad neighborhoods. I'm just gonna go out on a limb. Walmart is testing the

technology after smaller retailers started trying body cameras at their own. Whoo! I wonder why we have to come up with shit like this and metal detectors at schools I who's who's responsible do you think let's think by clocks body cameras and the footage they gather are commonly advertised as a way to prevent shoplifting but Walmart and this is how I know we are not out of the PC Woods yet it's gonna take a while but Walmart intends to use the tech for worker safety

and how many times I've said this on the show whenever they say it's for your safety it's for the government say it's for the people safety whether they talk about terrorists whatever the fuck that's code words, that's code words, okay? That's code words. They're being politically correct. Not as a loss prevention tool,

according to a person familiar with the program. A liar, liar whore, liar whore, you know it. And you know why they're saying that? Because everybody that read that would have the same reaction as me. That's because people shoplift. Again, not all one segment of the population, but mostly, and it is Walmart, but everybody shops there. And a document titled providing great customer service while creating a safer environment. When did Walmart become so fucking

dangerous other than that shooting in El Paso? Was that a Walmart? I always confuse my marts. Yeah. Other than that, once again, under the guise of safety because people go, you're just singling out minorities at shop. Yeah! Creating a safer environment, staff are instructed, listen to this, this is why they're wearing the cameras on how to use the devices. Well you push on, hit record, according to a photo of the document posted on an online forum for Walmart employees and customers. Listen to this, it instructs employees to record an event if an interaction with a customer is escalating.

Just the pussy words they use is escalating. You know what that means. And not to wear the devices in employee break areas and bathrooms. Because we don't want to hear people shitting on that camera. After an incident occurs, listen to this, staffers are told they have to discuss it. They just came in and stole, I don't know, $7,000 worth of Twix bars, lottery tickets, cigarettes, Koolz. Let's discuss it. That's why you're wearing the canvas. You don't have to discuss it. It's all right here. Give it to the cops.

Who can help them log the event? Oh, where's Tammy? We have a spill in aisle six. Well, she's filling out a rape document that happened in the toys. So log in the event in. Ethics and compliance. Log it in event in ethics and compliance. Oh, log it in on the ethics and compliance app. Oh, according to the document.

However, why don't you just say just bury it, nobody will hear about it. However, it's unclear whether body cameras actually help to deescalate conflict. It is? Because I see a lot of clips now is watching last night with a person goes are you filming me that or whatever and you know they go yeah and sometimes they get upset Apple bomb whose union does not represent Walmart employees but includes staff from retailers such as Macy's and H&M

said the RWDSU is concerned, it must be a union, is concerned that body cameras are more about surveillance and deterring theft than making employees safer. Do I have that right? You're concerned it might prevent theft? Can it do two good things at once? What more do you need to know, folks? Nothing has changed yet. I guess it's gonna take a while for this piece shit.

But again, all has to do with race. And I'm not saying white people don't steal shit. Again, it's a Walmart, you know? But for the most part, Nick, you can't, I did. Sorry, Google. Chumps. Sorry, Google. Chumps. Everybody loves Walmart. Everybody makes fun of it.

We've all been in there. I love running my hands through the polyester. Great story. You can pick up an $11 sports jacket, buy a school desk, and have your knee replaced. Let me see. I've I gotta go to Walmart I'm gonna pick up I'm gonna pick up a tire for my daughter's car. I need a box of cheese that's in a bag of lye because I killed my wife last night. Oh my aching. So weird though because it's Arkansas it's all based in Arkansas. It's

where it started. No it's Arkansas. It's all based in Arkansas. It's where it started. All of that. No, it's where it's Wal-Mart. It started in Arkansas, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Arkansas. Well, yeah, but there's Wal-Mart's all over the country. No, I know. But you would think though, from the top down, it being an Arkansas Southern based, or there'd be some kind of, you know, Southern value attached to it somewhere. It's just weird to me that we go this woke. No. When you have to spread and plus the guys that started it, oh I know them are dead now. You know what I mean? You get this, that's what I've been saying. Like comedy clubs, you get comedy clubs run by people now, they're at the age where they grew up with this PC shit. Some of them believe

it. It's generational but yeah. I'm sure nobody shoplifted like when they opened the first one. I really would like to do what they do in the Middle East when you catch somebody shoplifting. But there would be a wash in a sea of black stumps, so you couldn't. Okay. You mean trees, right? What? You mean tree stumps, right?

Tree stumps, yeah. They're the ones that are burnt, the black ones. Black tree stumps. Hey, folks, real quick quick if you're a fan of my stand-up February 20th Brick Town Comedy Club Tulsa Oklahoma the next night I'm gonna go to the Funny Bone in St. Louis just believe I'm still doing this shit I really deserve a purple fart. Funny Bones in St. Louis Missouri these are not like not like, I want to clear it up. I'm not going in from a Thursday to a Sunday like I used to because apparently I can fill these places for a night and make a chunk of change and go home and beat the

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