The Nick DiPaolo Show - Eagles Win Woke Super Bowl | Nick Di Paolo Show #1690

Episode Date: February 10, 2025

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Ontario I'm gonna be a hooer. B, she was a hooer. Hello. Welcome to the First Baptist Church in Savannah. How are you folks? Hope you had a great Superball weekend, not much of a game, but still enjoyable. I'll give you my take right now and a lot of the stories are related to it because they tie as we say culturally, culturally, cultures downstream they say from politics well vice versa I don't know well my fucking Cronkite but whatever they tie together so yeah you know I'm happy for let me kind of say something let me for Jalen hurts is an angry guy

he's gonna be one of those guys after he gets out he's gonna be like who was the defensive guy that won the Heisman for Michigan? Desmond Howard. No, not Desmond Howard. Defensive guy. Oh. He was the defensive back. Huh?

Wasn't he a defensive? Wasn't Desmond Howard? No. He was a fucking right-hand back. No. You're confusing him with who I'm trying to think of. Okay. Yeah.

For Christ's sake, Nick. Anyways, there's plenty of them to point to. They get a little, after they're done with their career, you know, they're fucking, you can see an inch below their face plate. Well, Michael Vick, he's just kind of a shy guy, Michael Vick, but you can see the whitey hate on a few of them. What's the, Google it please, Michigan defense, I think he's the only guy to ever win it defensively. Although this guy, oh this year the guy played both sides of the ball that won it.

Right now people are yelling at the TV. Yeah they are. It's this person. Yeah. Woodson. Charles Woodson. Charles Woodson. There's certain guys, trust me, I'm an expert on race

and I can detect Kate a mile away, especially so. So like when they're interviewing Jalen Hurts, he's, it's like, he's almost thinks he's doing you a favor. He gives you, he gives them hardly nothing. He just, I can just feel it. You know what I mean? But I'm happy for him because two years ago he would have been the MVP if they fucking

won and he played his balls off again yesterday anyway so yes I just Jalen Hurts I just is that simmering anger that black anger underneath Herm Edwards was another one he was kind of nice for a while as they get older they get crazy again that's a Nick DePaul up there but it's right on the fucking money if you check it out but I'm happy for Hurts because he played tremendously in the Eagles defense. Nobody thought the defense is going to come up today like that. At least I didn't. And I had the chiefs after I saw him in the AFC championship. I go, they get too many tolls. But I forgot how good the Eagles were the first third of the season. They were scary good.

were the first third of the season. They were scary good. You shut down, and you shut down Barclay, and you still get smoked. Anyhow, we'll get to all that cuck and that poo poo. Dallas came over with his pregnant wife. She had the baby at halftime. It was unbelievable. We said, fuck it.

She got so excited about Kendrick Lamar, that fucker, that kid flew right out of there. And we hosed it down, put it next to the bowl of chili. We all ate quietly. Yes, I made the soup a bowl of chili. I'll be honest, I put a few. I experimented. I used Dallas and his wife as guinea pigs.

I did it in the slow cooker. Dallas comes over with fucking empanadas that he made like he grew up in Tijuana. Oh my God. This morning I'm looking at him in the fridge. I can't, I can't, I can't have that with coffee. I'll shit on the way to work. I'll shit my pants. It was so fucking, it was a good time had by all and the baby.

By the way, black, five pounds, pounds four ounces very small for a black kid Anybody with me? All right Bear with me folks the teleprompter is down. So we're doing it the old-fashioned way like What was Marl's first name? Kevin no So I'm gonna do a little off the paper shit. Technical difficulties.

You know, the Polish make all this equipment. Anyways. So Super Bowl yesterday, Trump first sitting president in the history of, I don't know how this is, if you asked 10 out of 10 football fans they would have said you're full of shit somebody must have kind of weird isn't it kind of weird I mean I remember them going to college games they know good football anyway so Donald Trump was there which is a big deal and if you if you listen to all the news sources well you know legacy media the NBC BS ABC NBC you know usual shitheads CNN you'd think

he would have got booed because what him and Elon are doing you know if you just follow that media which is so fucking it is so antiquated they are so caught in their own bubble they don't even know that they are irrelevant that's how fucked up they are anyways Trump was there and the and I don't blink because it was quicker than a subliminal message I was talking like Dallas when they showed him and I missed it and for once I was watching the game in real time so I couldn't just rewind but I did hear the o in real time so I couldn't just rewind but I did hear the ovation but so so yeah they put it on him for about two

seconds and we figured we'll see him you know during the game they'll know oh no I'm sure that was an accident you fucking people make me sick anyways here's the they put it on him and then they put it on Taylor Swift, who if you remember, told her fans not to vote for Trump. That and I don't think NFL fans are a big fan of her, but she's, all her millions of fans, apparently huge ratings for the NFL, so they say. I don't know how many fucking broads with nose rings

of fucking watching football, but maybe they're diddling themselves to her boyfriend like me All right, so here let's let's take a look at the all the all the coverage of Trump in the game Listen to those is Taylor Swift Oh listen to those is Taylor Swift Is that all I gave you yeah because they cut think she's I'm gonna give her credit And I'm not one of these guys who's been going Oh boo who she's ruining the NFL and all that shut the fuck up She's dating a superstar. She's a superstar. All a superstar all right get over it you know it's like having elbows to the game you're not gonna put the fucking camera on her but to her to her she

had like a riot riot smile and then somebody read her lips and they nailed it because i watched it in slow motion and she says what's going on now something like that i think she knew. She looked out of the corner, I had a friend, she says, is that all for me? And the bow and went, and of course Trump, and this is why people hate him and why I love him. He can't let it go, because she again told millions of people not to vote for him. So he had to bring it up on Truth Social today.

He goes, it was a tougher night for Taylor Swift than it was for the Chiefs. She got booed tremendously. Magga never forgets or some shit. But he had to bring it up. And I know there's people, why do you have to get, shut the fuck up. He's been shot at, he's been lied about for 10 years. He can do anything he fucking wants. How's that? And I like her. I couldn't name a song, blah, blah, blah. All I know she must be a mega talent to break through all the horseshit that's out there to become the superstar that she is. Again, I'm not supposed to like her. I'm 96. She's 11. Nice ass. Listen. Anyways, that's how I feel about that and and Trump I'd love that Trump couldn't fucking leave it alone. Look at Taylor's got that look on her face. She's like

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Patrick Mahomes, again, oh oh they want him to be Tom Brady so bad. All the suits at CBS on the Fox or everybody wants him to, you know, be Tom. First, I like this kid a lot. Tremendous quarterback. No doubt about it. Tom Brady? Fuck no. I know you can make the argument like because you know he could run and scramble Tom couldn't do that but Tom had fucking more of this but but here's my point I'm a huge fan of my homes and he's biracial that's the best quarterback you're gonna see a pattern for the next 15 years NFL nothing but biracial quarterbacks give whitey's brains and black athleticism.

I don't give a fuck, we can say that now. I've been saying it for a thousand years. I'm like Frank, Dr. Frankenstein. I get Tom Brady's torso and I cut off fucking Lamar Jackson's head and I sew it on to Tom's. Now he's running a 4-2 4 240 and he's got this unstoppable well fucking I mentioned this on the show earlier CJ Straub is it CJ or PJ or KJ these kids in their alphabets anyways biracial I'm telling you I could name Russell Wilson's whiter than I am

Anyhow he plays like it lately But here's what I like I'm showing this cuz I like Pat Mahomes I it seems like just a nice kid doesn't even know you wouldn't even know he's a superstar I love the way he handles himself as opposed to who stormed off a couple years ago Remember or maybe more than a couple years ago. It was a black quarterback. Oh, Cam Newton. Remember after he lost the Super Bowl, he just fucking took one question and bolted like a charm. But here's Pat Mahomes talking about, yeah, we had a bad day at the office basically. Yeah, they played great. There's no way around it. They played great from start to finish. They got after it. Defensive line played really well. The D.D.'s played well to compliment them and linebackers as well.

And so, like I said, I mean, I can't turn the ball over early in the game, but it's not going our way. Yeah, you can. Yeah, you can. No, I don't mean, you're human, man. Fucking Eagles, what are they, at least three games this year? Three, four games? Yeah, you should be able to do that. you're human man fucking eagles what are they least three games this year three four get me yeah you should be able to do that and and but i like how he took it upon himself that's a big mistake pick six uh that was so beautiful wasn't it not for you chiefs fans but but i just like

the way this kid handles himself and uh he just seems it like the down to earth and i really think he in a week he'll be, and he should be. He's accomplished so much, no Tom Brady, but tremendous and he could be. If he sticks around long enough, the chiefs, but the thing about the Pats, they had that dynasty. It was just, they called it the perfect storm of Belichick and unbelievable draft picks and and I don't know that you'll ever see that again but I'm just a big fan of this guy

whether whether it's on the field of I think he handles himself beautifully what do I know my mother said you should act like that I said go fuck yourself cut what I say we'll work on that, some other shit there on the soup. Commercials were actually, again, funnier than most shows on TV. So funny where the bread is buttered they can get real creative. Of course, I favored the Dunkin' Donuts commercial with, look, Ben Affleck, I know he's a fucking Harvard Lib and all that horse shit but I'm still a fan I still like some of the movies he does and shit and I like what he doesn't take himself serious which isn't too often but you know he's a Boston guy and does that shitty accent I had this type of

accent when I moved to New York doing comedy nobody can understand my punch lines Louis CK had to explain it to me they go they don't know what you're saying you said car that's what it sounds like to a New Yorker I was CK had to explain it to me. They go, they don't know what you're saying. You said, ca. That's what it sounds like to a New Yorker. I was wondering why this shit killed in Boston. So I love when they lay it on FIC, though. It's very easy, because these guys, KC2. And this is a funny commercial.

They work, Belichick, 72 years old, 24-year-old stunner. 72 years old with a 24-year- old girl that is like a supermodel and it's it's just hilarious because he's this pasty white guy, Eastern European, which they're not known for their charisma, brains, but he's just this uncool 72 year old with a smoochie-foochie. Even P. Diddy's going, motherfucker, get him to one of my parties. So they worked him and his girlfriend into it. And who else was in there?

I don't know, but it's fun. This is my commercial that I liked. Obviously, I'm biased. Welcome to Java Jam, Battle of the Coffee Brand Bands. This ain't the Dunkings. Where the hell are Matt and Tom? Forget them suckers. Matt Damon and Tom Brady don't have the heart of a champion. We got a new squad. Dunking's sequel.

Affleck's and Belichick. Dunking's! A little more spirit on the charge next time. We got a fourth Dunking too coming. Pause. I love...that's how they got his girlfriend in there. He had to look at her. And people, probably not anytime people don't realize that's how they got his girlfriend in there He had to look at her and people probably not I found people realize that's his girlfriend Belichick probably well, they were writing it. No, no, no, we got to get her have me look at her or something Okay, then he said look it's why to banana remember this

Okay, this part I didn't understand but good My toy my god, hey man, is that coffee? What are you doing in there? I'm just trying to find the character Go ahead. My toilet. Hey man. Is that coffee? What are you doing in there? I'm just trying to find the character. We got a battle of barista buds. I'm all in for Dunkin'. You should have paid for Matt.

I told you that. Dunkin'! I'm about to get roasted! Like a dark seasonal roast with coriander and slight balsamic drizzle. Sounds like what's in my garbage disposal. See you, coach. How much to wait a half hour to get my name spelled wrong in the cup?

Nobody wants a goat milk, double half calf, soy milk, cap. You can just brew it. It's beans in water. Oh, damn. This is a Dunkin's for all of yous. America runs on Dunkin. Dunkin!

How about Belichick showing more personality in that one written line for him than the last ten years? I got it technically in my garbage. It was very good. Don't you guys love seeing this side of Belichick? He's a human being. He was a robot for 25 years.

Now he's fucking, he goes, I don't care what people think. He's been around young black guys who don't give a fuck. They must bust his balls like the players that used to play for him. They got to be going, Bill, God damn. So I thought that was fun. Anything Duncan, SNL did a takeoff in Dunkin' Donuts. It's the funniest thing I've fucking ever seen. Ben Affleck was in it and his brother and shit. I showed you that, right? I did it like I thought that was there's a lot of good commercials Some of it was more entertaining than the game actually and then there were of course the woke ones that I won't even talk about They're so disgusting dove, you know dove soap that company needs to be burned to the fucking ground

I'm not condoning it. I'm just saying But they go dub floats and I go so does shit was a joke I had years ago that was this slogan dub flow yeah so does shit not gonna wash my face with it or am I anyhow so I thought that was pretty funny but of course of course the NFL had to once again prove how woke they were. And I'm not even talking about, is it Lamar Kendrick or Kendrick? Lamar Kendrick. I have a lot of trouble with first and last names, Cooper Anderson, Anderson.

Because once again, that's two first names. Stop it. Name them fucking like all the other black guys, Quantavious. Stop with this shit. They had the jam, my brother actually had a great fucking line, I'll get the Kendrick in a moment, but he was talking about the halftime show, my brother texts me, he goes, hey, how about next year they get a 75 year old white guy to sing Bible hymns?

He goes, it's the exact polar, it's at the other end of the spectrum, because this is fucking... Folks, this country's still 65% white and 13% fucking black. Okay? You can stick Lamar Kendrick up your ass. Sure he's... Oh, he was so different than all the other hip hoppers.

And you fuckers out there looking at me going, oh, Boomer, shut the fuck up. The music's garbage. It stinks except for Snoop and Rick Ross. Now I'm sonarilio. Anyhow, so yeah, they had to have an all black. And again, the audience watching is a fucking 200 million white people for the most part, just because of numbers. And that's what you give us?

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