The Nick DiPaolo Show - Encore Special Part 4 | Nick Di Paolo Show #656h

Episode Date: February 3, 2022

Past Encore Special: Pelosi defends stocks. Angry FL notes. Rittenhouse says FU. Lemon Juice. Not Dem Boys.

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Thank you guys so much for watching, sharing, and contributing to the best show around. You guys make it happen. Thanks so much. All right. Monthly subscribers to the Nick DiPaolo Show. Welcome to your final encore presentation of the week a story that only you guys get for being the backbone of the show what am i talking about today well uh pelosi the pig house speaker nancy pelosi revealed she doesn't believe members of

congress and their spouses should be banned from trading individual stocks while serving in Congress. There's a picture of her there. I don't like your jerk-off name. I don't like your jerk-off face. I don't like your jerk-off behavior. And I don't like you, jerk-off. We're a free market economy. Hey, we were until you and your buddies,

Biden, got in office, and all of a sudden she's a, you know, unapologetic capitalist. I'm not even, look, I'm not a money guy. I don't play the stock market, but I know you don't want politicians who know everybody and are in bed with corporate companies and shit.

Yeah, no conflict of interest. Come on. Isn't it enough you're fleecing the taxpayer every year and doing nothing on top of it? We're a free market economy, she said. She explained in a press briefing. They should be able to participate in that. Have you ever heard her sound more like an American in her life? sound more like an American in her life. But she said lawmakers should be disclosing their transactions in accordance with the Stop Trading on Congressional Knowledge Act. Well, right in

the title of that, sounds like it's a bad idea to me. Stop Trading on Congressional Knowledge Act. You know what that means? Some people were trading on congressional knowledge, insider information. So they had to make an act to stop it only nine years ago. But, you know, if you do it transparently, like we all, you know, like everything else we do here in Congress. Anyways, it's commonly referred to that act as the Stock Act. A lot of thought went into that. That act is the Stock Act. A lot of thought went into that. And other ethics rules.

Oh, she's bringing up ethics. Will you shut up? Pelosi. Will you please shut up? Will you shut up? The Speaker's comments come as a recent report from Insider reveals that 49 members of Congress failed to correctly report their financial trades as required by the Stock Act.

And now you guys tried doing that. You people out there who trade in the market, my buddy, my dad, my, what am I saying, my dad's dead, not much trading. My brother, I mean, my cop friend, first thing they do when they wake up, they're on their computer. I don't want to do anything where I have to, you know, look at the market when it's 3 a.m. in Japan or some shit. I'm no Gordon Gekko. I'd rather tell dick jokes, get the check as I'm coming off the stage and call it a life. Members of Congress have used excuses such as ignorance of the

law. I didn't know that the... Again, you try that when you go to the IA. I didn't know it carried interest. I didn't know. Ignorance of the law. Clerical errors. I got mustered on my W-9.

And mistakes by an accountant. Blame fucking H&R Block because you got inside information on blue horseshoe. There you go. By an accountant for failing to prop... Don't blame the Jews. To properly comply according to the insider.

The list includes Democrat and Republican. There's really, there's crooks in both, both houses, both chambers, really. The penalty for failing to comply could be, and guys, buckle up, because I can't believe it's this stiff. This is, why don't I just give them the death penalty. Get this, the penalty, stand it fine at $200. $200. Pelosi spent that on Botox last week. Lindsey Graham spent that on male prostitutes last night. Can anybody think of anything else? AOC spent that on having a unibrow pluck. Ilhan Omar spent that on horse manure. What do you mix it with?

C4? Beat me to it. Anyway, $200, which could, oh, God, help me, which could be waived, again, by ethics officials. The fact that you can use that term in D.C. is beyond. Fuck you! What? Fuck you!

Fuck you! In September, a government watchdog group asked the Office of Congressional Ethics. You know, their office is online. It's two feet by three feet. To investigate Assistant Speaker of the House, Catherine Clark, Democrat, Massachusetts. There you go. I can't believe she doesn't use her. Is she married?

I'm guessing. She doesn't use her. Is she married? I'm guessing. She doesn't use the maiden name thing. Look at everything about her says I'm offended. Her undyed hair. Don't you know you're supposed to meet the demands of us men on how to look? She's got those homering glasses that I like to cut her corneas out with. And why are you wearing the bulletproof turtleneck? Oh, God. If you put her up there, I could have told you she was from Massachusetts or Westchester, New York. Everything that's wrong with the country. And you're cheating

on your taxes. And she'll be the first one to let you know. Yours come back. Shia allegedly failed to disclose up to 285 large, that's 285,000, financial transactions in a timely manner. The Stock Act has garnered more attention amid the COVID-19 pandemic as some government officials were suspected of using information they had from their government rolls to profit. No kidding, huh? Anyhow, that's it. And what do we have for him, Bob?

Oh, FLA. Fucking lunatic asylum segment. Fuck off, FLA. Fucking lunatic asylum segment. Fuck off snowbirds. An angry Floridian has a message, I love it, for their snowbird neighbors. Okay? If you're woke, go back to New York. I love it. Good morning, my neighbors.

I fucked you. I don't know who said that, but God help me. That's the greeting that people from New York who moved to Florida are getting. And I hope it's the same one the Californians are getting when they go to Texas and bring their filth and soil other beautiful parts of the country. A number of cars, I mean, look, I have a ton of New York fans that live in Tampa, thank Christ, but they think like I do.

That's all I'm saying. Don't turn a nice red state into a purple diarrhea state. A number of cars with New York license plates parked on Palm Beach streets receive notices on their windows over the weekend urging them to leave if they lean left politically.

Good. Good. Because you know what? We're done, folks. I know you people on the left go, it's a free country. We have the, fuck you. You guys are fascists. You're intolerant. I can't say anything I want on YouTube. So we're going to give you a little taste of your own medicine. Don't leave a note. Slice their tires. But first find out how they vote. You don't know. It could be a redneck fucking Mets fan. You know what I mean? I'm just saying. Before you act, if you are one of those woke people, leave Florida.

This is the message. You will be happier elsewhere as we will. As will we. Reads the missive. Typed in all capital letters. That means that person's angry. as will we, reads the missive, typed in all capital letters. That means that person's angry. Jesus.

All right, get up. Yeah! Ah, I forgot how to shut it off. The threatening letters were found on cars parked along Sunrise Avenue. Don't you want to live in a place where it's called Sunrise and Ocean and... no you don't because they have those in California. Bradley Place and Seaview Avenue which was the street I grew up next to Seaview Avenue. Mine was Riverview. Next home was Seaview. It had like three houses on it and I used to finger pop a fat girl over there by the rocks.

True story. Sea-Doo Avenue and the ritzy seaside enclave of about an hour north of Fort Lauderdale that's long been a beloved locale for New Yorkers, which is true. Fort Lauderdale, ton of New Yorkers, who they had south of the winter, you know? And look, I agree with the message. Well, if they're just coming down for the winter, okay,

but if you're moving down there, leave your voting habits at home. There's a reason you're leaving New York to come to Florida. It's how you voted. Concerned citizens reported the letters. Jesus Christ, a bunch of fucking nannies. They reported the letters to the Palm Beach Police Department on Sunday.

But after a brief investigation, cops determined a crime hadn't been committed. Really? You thought it was a crime for somebody to put a flyer on a windshield? Aye, aye, aye. Residents were concerned about the lack of civility and respect for personal property we understood that the concerns and that's why we started to look into the matter but we determined this is a cop's talking it was non-criminal in nature captain bill rothrock department's public

information officer told the post by phone on wednesday He said, what the fuck you want me to do? It's a fucking note. As uncivil as it may be, oh, that's so uncivil. What are we living in here? And not characteristic of our community. How'd you like to find a head in the back of your truck? That's uncivil. The cop said it is not a crime. It's freedom, baby, yeah. While the nasty notes weren't criminal, residents took umbrage at the less than welcoming message. I don't even understand this next sentence. America was founded on freedom of religion and thought.

Yeah. A former New Yorker who now lives in Palm Beach. It was also founded on freedom of, you know, none of those other things exist if you can't shoot your mouth up. Anyways, New Yorker who now lives in Palm Beach told the Palm Beach Daily News, which first reported the notices. We have seen, the person said, that there are many people willing to follow through on such dangerous and threatening messages. What does that mean? They asked you, if you don't vote like them, to leave. They didn't say I'm going to come fucking kill your cat and your family yet. See, that would be uncivil. I already don't like your tone, New Yorker,

continued the resident, who didn't share the name due to safety concerns, you bitch. Please help. I was supposed to put a baby cry in there, I forgot. Here's my ride. This behavior is another sign, this person went on to say, that our democracy is in peril. Will you shut up? Will you? Will you please shut up? another sign, this person went on to say, that our democracy is in peril. Just by that last sentence, I know how this jerk got voted. And the person that left the message on the windshield had a legitimate point, and he left it on the right car. Our democracy is in peril. Now, if you were

a reporter and doing this, you could say, what do you mean by that? And he would have said, well, Trump and his supporters, you saw the January. Because that democracy in peril, that's the catchphrase for the last couple weeks

building up to this January 6th fake meeting. I can't wait to get home and watch it. I've never thrown a cast iron skillet at a flat screen. I can't wait to see what happens. Kyle Rittenhouse, I don't know who that is. I Googled him. Turns out he's a nice young fella. 18, told a news outlet in a recent recent interview, fuck you, LeBron. I like this kid more every time I see him or hear him or I read a tweet. Fuck you, LeBron. Now, why would he say that? After the basketball star, who I used to defend when he first came into the league, I

didn't get that anti-white sentiment, that cocky. I didn't know he liked Chinese cum at that point. And then he just turned out to be the typical, typical ungrateful asshole. After the basketball star mocked his tearful testimony on Twitter Twitter suggesting that the emotional display was an act according to a news report. What do you mean according to a news report? We all fucking saw it. A news report. The teen was acquitted last month

in all counts, if you haven't heard, including homicide for using an AR-15 style rifle in self-defense. What do you mean style rifle? It was an AR-15, wasn't it? What do you mean? That's how little they know, the people that are, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was a duck. It had feet and a belly. Rifle in self-defense to fatally shoot two men and wound, boy, they must hate writing this. And wound another piece of garbage amid protests and riots in Kenosha, Wisconsin in 2020. Rittenhouse, then 17, was legally allowed to possess the weapon under Wisconsin law. He took the witness stand and sobbed as he recalled the night of the shooting,

prompting the judge to call a recess. The Los Angeles Laker fired off a snarky tweet on November 10th. What tears? I don't see one. Man, knock it off. That boy ate some lemon heads before walking into court. Is anybody black here can help me out with lemon heads? I mean, that's how a girl described the head of my cock once in high school, but I think it looks more like a peach. Lemonheads. Can you imagine, give me a white pro basketball player

that's going to take me an hour to come up with one. You can't either? I don't know. I don't follow it. Whoever. Let's say James Stockton. I can go back 40 years. Oh, whatever. Imagine a white superstar saying that about a black kid.

Seriously, you'd be out of the league. James wrote in the message, followed by three laughing, crying emojis, and a clip of Rittenhouse's breakdown. What a piece of garbage that guy is. Oh, fucking idiot. Yuck. No, they're ignorant. That's ignorant. Here's a clip of him on a is. Oh, fucking idiot. Yuck. No, they're ignorant. That's ignorant.

Here's a clip of him on a web. I don't know. Did you know this web show before? This podcast? I don't understand why he's not on my show. Tom. Just so everyone knows. I mean, I'm kind of disappointed you had one in the first place.

I'm from L.A. I'm trying to get ratings. I was a Lakers fan, too, before he said that. Really? Yeah. I was really pissed off when he said that. I was too. Because I like LeBron.

And then I'm like, you know what? Fuck you, LeBron. Seriously. You know, you have to give the man credit. It took all four of his brain cells to even construct that tweet. Oh, you're a funny twat. Shut up, men of talking. That's true.

And then they promptly died. Yeah. So he had Chinese slave children write it. Exactly. For every word, they killed a Uyghur. It was very sad. Pause. You hear how she said killed

they killed they killed that's that's that's you know me in language that's sneaking in now we already have fucking grown men and women white anchor people on the news say bye ed it's fucking infuriating me. And she just said, killed. That's how black dudes talk. They don't have their own identity. Anyways, that's still banger.

Who wouldn't? Is that, are those orange things coming out of her head or is that in the background? Oh, it's a hat. I thought it was a fucking tumor exposed. Anyway, you took four brain tilt.

Oh, I thought he saw a putty cat. I did. I did. You little fucking whore. Take off that shirt. Wait till that leaks out, huh? Boy, I might not play the fucking hum-hum yo-yos in Titmouse, Illinois. Anyways, the teen told Blade News in a brief interview published Tuesday that he used to admire James, and he doesn't know more, you know, and he's not going to sue him. They put that at the end of the article. Plans not to sue the baller. Well, what would he sue? On what grounds would you sue? Like he needs that money? Do you understand how rich this kid's going to be if somebody doesn't take him out?

God forbid. You understand? I told you what Nick Sandman got. The kid with the Indian in his face banging the drum. The Catholic kid. Remember this guy? He got 250 mil.

And this guy, his case is more open and shut than that one was. So any girl around 20, 21, you might want to get up on that motherfucker. You know what I'm saying? And he deserves it after what he was put through. Anyhow, that is it. I'm glad you told LeBron to shut his China-loving trap. What a disappointment, man. No doubt one of the greats. No doubt about it. Should have been a tight end in football. It would have been tremendous. What's the headline? It's called Lemon Juice.

Now, what in God's name would that be? CNN Insider tells Radar, that's a publication, that Don Lemon fell to his knees and was inconsolable when he found out his friend Chris Cuomo was canned. And the Guinness Book of World Records said it was the shortest fall ever. See, because he's always on his knees. Or, you know, luckily he had his pads on, which he wears around the clock. Because he likes to, you know, have a taste of the hog.

Ever see my imitation of a Georgia football coach? Come on, boy! You got to break down! You got to tackle, boy. You got to bring your mind with you. Anyway, what the hell are you talking about, boy? You're supposed to run a skinny pose. Anyways, his friend in Comar, he got upset.

Look at, did he do that on, drama queen. I almost like him. I hate him so much. I just, I don't know. No, I don't. I could kill him. But that would be a real hate crime on nine levels. Anyways, he lost his favorite guy, Chris Cuomo.

He's been suspended from the network. And Don, he fell to his knees. Unconsolable, they said. Why? Why like a bitch? You can act like a man! What's the matter with you? The entire staff was emailed the statement minutes before it all released externally. There was shock and sadness, but also a sense of justice that CNN had done the right thing

for the first time in their shitty career. It just goes to prove, listen, I don't know if this was a Freudian slip by the guy who wrote the article. This is what it just, it was a quote from cnn and listen it just goes to prove that even a cuomo is not about the rules instead of above the pub they're not they're not about the rules, you said that beautifully. Oh, God. However, inside has revealed that out of the hundreds of employees, no one took the news harder than Donnie Lemon. Oh, that dirty cogsucker. Sources tell us Don literally fell to his knees. He idolized Chris. Chris is the cool guy on the CNN campus.

The hot straight guy. That's why he fell. This is what they don't understand. Seriously, this is who gets, when you hear lefties eating lefties, the straight white guys who are supposedly woke, they get eaten first. Because there's a pecking order.

Some guy, someday you'll understand. The hot straight guy that all the girls and gay boys adored, they say that bragging, and all the straight boys wanted to be. By the way, there's no women that work at CNN that adored an alpha male. Trust me. Don was his shadow, they said, in the hallways at CNN. He literally followed Chris around like a puppy. Chris would kick him in the face.

Call me fucking Fredo. Before Chris arrived, Don was lost, and he still is. It was Chris that gave Don the confidence to come out as a proud black gay man, adds a pal. Well, thank you. Look at that. That's delicious. Looks like he's kissing Gary Sheffield. While everyone is around jockeying to get Chris's time slot. Don is inconsolable.

As Radar first reported, Jake Tapper and Brian Stelter, Stelter, you guys know, right? Big fat guy talks like this. And he's just the worst, the dumbest, most ignorant. Jake Tapper and Brian Stelter were both lobbying for Chris's time slot before the network even made the final decision. And this is so typical. This doesn't surprise me one bit. While Brian Stelter, chubby doughboy, is telling Chris that he has his back, behind the scenes, Brian is actively lobbying for his job.

That's what the inside has told Radar. I can't believe it. And I'll tell you another thing. Frankly, you're beginning to smell. Brian Stelter. Please give him that. Please. Why would they even consider him?

His ratings stink to high. They should consider me before Stelter. Stelter, he's a robot. He's just a, oh my God, just Trump is a liar and Russian collusion is still real and just frightening.

That whole network should be burned. I'm dead serious. I swear to God, nothing is more poison or cancer to this country than the mainstream media. I'm talking the MSNBC,

CNN, ABC, the left lane. Fox is the only one that's different. And Joe Biden just nominated some broad, some he-she. Did I leave the cigarette in my car? He nominated some broad yesterday. Gigi Sohn, broad, I say, looks more like a man than Dick Butkus. And she actually was quoted a couple years ago, many quotes about her saying, Fox News at work is what's hurting the democracy more than anything. And they want to put her on the, and they're calling her, you know, not biased, unbiased. And she looks again like an elf. Who, can I ask you a question?

And I'm not going to be homophobic. Honestly, I'm sick of saying this. I have plenty of gay friends. Not that many girl gay friends. Judy Gulls was my favorite. We call her Gronk. She's about 6'3", 240. Got fucking hands on her like Ed Gwynn.

That would be... Now, Lily, I'm a little worried about Eddie. I'm doing Garrett, Brad Garrett. Anyways, what was I going to say? What was I talking about?

Oh, the gay woman that they're going to hire. Can I ask you a question? Is there anybody in our society that has more problems with our society than a gay woman? You know what I mean? I'm talking about a real gay woman, not a pretty one. But seriously, you elect people like that. You think Lori Lightfoot, think has she any issues with America being black, gay woman? Lightfoot, think, has she any issues with America?

Being black, gay, woman. You really think that they see the world through the same glasses everybody else does? No. And that's intentional. Because the people who hire those people hate this country. Just as much as they do. And then they use them. That's my theory for today.

Good night, everybody. Enjoy the rest of the week. That's my theory for today. Good night, everybody. Enjoy the rest of the week. That's it. So, anyways, sorry for your loss, Don Lemon. You know what they say, though, right? Life gives you lemons. Make lemon AIDS. Yeah, really? Where the fuck was the rim shot on that one? Anyways, what do we got for you? Unsportsmanlike conduct is the headline. Looks like bottles weren't the only things thrown after the Cowboys lost to the 49ers in Sunday's wild card matchup. People just think. They just think that they're owed everything because they've been waiting a long time.

Truth is, Dak Prescott is overpaid, a little bit overrated. Good quarterback, but I don't know if he's a big game quarterback. Again, I saw a lot of balls drop, too. Don't get me wrong, but I'm just saying, Dallas. And the NFL and society wants him and Mahomes and LaMarge, they want him to be the next Tom Brady. That's never going to happen ever again. Black, white, Chinese, robot, never.

Brady's putting up numbers like Gretzky. It's fucking, he didn't even break a sweat Sunday. But the Cowboys, if I was a fan, I'd be very disappointed Niners look like they're getting their shit together but I don't believe Garoppolo is going to take them there either anyways fans of both franchises

appeared to get into an all-night brawl after the game ended according to videos that have since surfaced online let's take a look

wait a minute. Put them up. Put them up. God bless America, land that I love. Stand beside her and guide her with your mantips flapping from above. Through the mountains, my ass-crack valley, to the dog-shit white with foam. God bless America, my home sweet home. God bless America.

Ah, fuck it. The dozens or so members of the dog pile, that's what we used to call sex in college, and they were dogs. A lot of broads from Maine, 6'8", 270. Steroid pimples on their ass. Members of the dog pile were pulled apart by law enforcement officers

after the apparent cries for help under the heap were heard. It wasn't that bad. As the video continues, some of those involved in the chaos are seen running away from the scene, chasing down Dak Prescott. It's unclear whether any arrests were made.

Of course not. Not in the United States today. Why wouldn't there be? I'm going to start going out and having fun and getting drunk. Not clear if any arrests were made as a result of the incident. Dallas, did I tell you this? This is a true story. I have told it on the show before.

But the Eagles back in the 70s, or the 90s, I should say, at Veterans Stadium, they had a jail, a judge in the stadium. Do you remember hearing about this? So a guy gets arrested, Eagles fan. Do you know what I'm going to say? I think so, yeah. Hey, do it. Great.

All right. Yeah, so the kid gets arrested and goes in front of the judge. And it was in all the papers. And the judge, the guy shit-faced, the kid. The judge goes, do you have anything to say? This is where you get to speak. Do you have anything to say to the court? He goes, Troy Aikman's a faggot!

God bless Philly. Sunday was a devastating day for the Cowboys fan base. The melee was not the only incident that occurred. following the 49ers' 23-17 victory. God, Dallas, what happened? After the game, fans pelted referees with bottles and other debris and were laid appraised for doing so by Cowboys quarterback Dak Prescott.

Dude, that's not going to help. Meanwhile, another could not handle the loss and shot his television. A guy at home, apparently Elvis is still in the building, shot his television with a pistol after the game was over. Ha, ha, ha.

Yeah! Ah, unbelievable. Boy, they were counting on it. They felt this was because they were better. What's the matter with them, though? I mean, it's been what? I don't know. Yeah, but I mean, they've been on a build for the last few years.

You're like, this could be it. Well, I would say the last 10 years. I can see the frustration, Dallas, because when I was a kid, they were the Patriots. Everybody hated them. They won every year. Tom Landy was a cold, stoic guy, just like Belichick. No emote.

They were a machine. They were a machine. And every time you played them, you're like, what the fuck? And I thought that was always going to be the way it was until I'm 100 years old. They're just another franchise now, worth a ton of money. And let me say something about people who love the Cowboys, not from Texas, the ones outside of Texas. You know why? They like their helmets. I swear to God.

That's why. I know people from Jersey, from fucking whatever, Wyoming. Why would you like to? Anyhow, I could be wrong. Maybe they bought coke from Michael Irving. So, but yeah, Dak Prescott's going to get himself, I would think. Again, if it was a white quarterback,

you'd be hearing about it all over the... Imagine Brady going, good, they threw bottles at the Rathbuckum. Dak Prescott said, we should have pulled the clip, said, yeah, they said, no, they threw bottles at the Raph Buckham. Dak Prescott said, we should have pulled a clip, said, yeah, they said, no, they threw bottles, the fans threw bottles at the Raph. He goes, well, credit to them.

And that's why you don't interview people three minutes after a loss. You know what I mean? So I can understand it's frustrating, but that's not going to fly well. One quick thing before I go. Back in the 70s, again, I'm an old man. Vikings, Cowboys, in the cold in Minneapolis.

NFC Championship game, late 70s. Hail Mary by the Cowboys. Starback to, was it Drew Pearson, I think. Clearly pushes off. Pushes the defensive back out of the way. Makes the catch. Hail Mary to end the game. They win.

Go on to the Super Bowl. Right after that happened, somebody throws a whiskey bottle, hits the ref right in the face with a whiskey bottle. Can you imagine in the cold? Anyhow, don't do that, fans. Be good sports. Go outside and brawl like the rest of them. It's not the ref's fault.

They were pissed at the ref because he had to reset the ball, but he was doing what he was supposed to because the umpire or the line judge has to – who was it? Yeah, the line judge is supposed to set the ball. The center was trying to do it so Prescott could dead snap it. No, but one of the refs has to touch it first. Yeah, they do. It's the line judge.

The line judge, yes, before it snapped. He couldn't get through. They were already setting up. And, again, if I'm a Cowboys fan, yeah, I'm angry, but I don't throw a bottle. I go outside like an American and throw punches at an old lady. That's it. Thank you guys so much again for being monthly supporters of the show. You think it, I will say it.

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