The Nick DiPaolo Show - ESPN Lets Go Of Racist | The Nick Di Paolo Show #1924

Episode Date: July 21, 2026

In today's episode Nick talks about NYC Cries For Criminals, Libs Cry About DJT Airport, Porn Start Hits Big, Senator Schmitt Smacks Lefty, Ryan Clark Gone at ESPN, Illegal Murderer Suing Trump and A ...River of Regret! The FULL SHOW is live streaming & FREE-ONLY on Rumble! Join our LIVE CHAT at 6pm ET every Mon-Thu or watch the FULL EPISODE anytime on demand after 7pm ET. Follow my Channel and get notified! https://rumble.com/c/TheNickDiPaoloShow GET TOUR DATES & TICKETS - https://www.nickdip.com/tour NOVEMBER 5TH - The Punchline: ATLANTA, GA NOVEMBER 6TH - Rivers Casino: PHILADELPHIA, PA NOVEMBER 7TH - Soul Joel's: POTTSTOWN, PA MERCH - Grab some mugs, hats, hoodies, shirts, stickers etc… https://shop.nickdip.com/ PERSONAL VIDEO FROM ME – Send someone a personal video from me! Go to https://shoutout.us/nickdipaolo  or www.cameo.com/nickdipaolo SOCIALS/COMEDY- Follow me on Socials or Stream some of my Comedy!  https://nickdipaolo.komi.io/

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Starting point is 00:00:42 First we get the barred owl. Next is the American Woodcock. Stick your dick in a toaster? And you know, there's two different species of crows in the United States. I did not. The fish crow and the American crow. And Sheryl Crow. The fish crow is what I'm going to do first.
Starting point is 00:01:18 That kid is a pussy magnet in school. That kid's dance card is filmed. How are you, folks? Welcome to the live lineup where it's free shows all day. And if you want to watch, ad free. Go somewhere else. No, just join Rumble Premium. Don't forget to follow my channel and download the Rumble
Starting point is 00:01:40 app. Today, we'll be chatting about New York protecting criminals as far as what we call them, because that's very important. And we have left-wing lunatics who don't want to fly into an airport because Trump's names on it. These are a couple that I didn't get to. Also, we got a porn star who fucking hit big betting in the World Cup. Good for her. The load swallowing. And Senator Schmidt, I don't know where he came from, but I love him. He takes on one of those judges that you and I always hear about. Liberal, fucking retarded and just takes her apart in a public hearing. Also, Ryan Clark races piece of garbage on ESPN, who just hates white people as much as Joy Reid.
Starting point is 00:02:27 Well, guess what? He get canned. And so are a lot of other people. He got canned. And we'll tell you this story. But today I saw big names. Who's the guy that does like Sunday night baseball? He's been there forever.
Starting point is 00:02:38 I forget, but he's going, that's what happens when you go woke. See, they can't afford these anymore because they're not making any fucking money, I believe. Also, we got an illegal immigrant murderer suing our president only in the United States of America. Wouldn't you say, anyways, folks, I had to. I had to break it out. I can't pretend anymore that they're not good because this isn't about just a winning streak now. This is fucking frightening. playing airtight defense.
Starting point is 00:03:09 Pitching is unheardably good. And now the, if Roman Anthony stayed healthy and if Trevor Story hit the way he is hard a hit, we would have been in first place by 10 games because the pitching and the defense has been there all year.
Starting point is 00:03:25 Anyways, the Sox last night faced a Baltimore Ours team who has won seven in a row, so they're failing their oats. Well, they came to Fenway, and guess what? Sox won their 14. in a row. Against a good goddamn team. Matter of fact, last play of the game, I shortstop made a
Starting point is 00:03:43 nice snap on a line drive that would have tied the game. Caleb Durbin, our so-called, well, he once was a light-hitting shortstop. First two months of the year, he's hitting 168. Brought that up 80-something points in about a month, not to mention 10 homers. He homered in the eighth inning of a tied game to win it last night. It's just, I fucking, and I'm sitting there and my wife's She's got her face in a book. Imagine reading when there's shit to watch on TV. I get nobody to go. Dallas, if you were there, I would have said it out loud.
Starting point is 00:04:16 I was going to go, this is the type, he's going to hit a home run because that's what happens during streets like this. Next fucking pitch. Unbelievable. It's really fun. If they win tonight, again, this is all I'm going to say today, so you guys can rely. If they win tonight, it's the longest, they'll tie the longest winning streak in the history of the Red Sox. And as you know, they've been around since 755 BC.
Starting point is 00:04:38 So it's a pretty friggin' big deal. And like people are saying, it's not just about the streak anymore. It's about, they've been playing lights out baseball for about six weeks now. You know what I mean? But that's the beauty of baseball. They could have, last year, the Dodgers, somebody went out of them. I don't know, the Dodgers started out like 34 and 4 last year. Then they lost 12 in a row or something.
Starting point is 00:05:01 You know, it's insane. But nobody saw the fact that you can't name the, this Asian kid at Chort, who the fuck? And what's his name in Senefield, Raphael, is making these catches. He's the new, he's the new, Dallas, you'll know. Who was the great Centip Field for the Braves back in the? No. No, this guy's fucking in an elite. Andrew.
Starting point is 00:05:31 Oh, Andrew Jones. Thank you, Andrew Jones. He's that type of guy. Robbing people of home runs. Just insane. The defense is fucking insane. Caleb Durb, that motherfucker's as good as Breggman over there, and now he's hitting. Do you know Breggman's, right?
Starting point is 00:05:46 He's bombing out with the Cubs. Cubs are having a horrible year. They started off strong. Bregman's having a horseshit year, but he's richer than a king. I don't know. Anyways, enough of that. Let's talk about tap dancing and titsocking. What?
Starting point is 00:06:07 Is that all I got as far as pregame bullshit? Anything happening you on the way to work? Just want to destroy some gas station. Dallas gets very upset today because you wanted to get gas and I've been there but he takes it to a new level. He actually murdered a woman with his bare hands. No, he pulled in and he backed up. He went to a tank and of course it comes up out of order and I've been there. This seems to happen in a few of these, but then he backs up to the next one out of order and then he backs up to the third one.
Starting point is 00:06:37 What did it say we're busy? We're doing the dishes? Comes in fuming. I know life's little little. Anyways, I guess that's The fuck. Is that it? I thought I had... I'm not going to do it today, but my cousin told me a story.
Starting point is 00:07:02 He broke his neck in the late 90s in a bar fight in Boston. And that's all I knew. I knew he broke his neck. And at one point he was walking around with those screws in his head like a halo. You've seen him. If you're familiar with the fighter,
Starting point is 00:07:14 Vinnie Pazienza from an island, he had the same thing. And he was working out. If you go online, go Vinnie Pazienza a halo working out. You'll see him in the gym. Fucking about two days after he got to the hospital. He wanted to get ready for his next round.
Starting point is 00:07:27 My cousin did the same thing. He was almost like a bodybuilder at the time. Anyways, it involves mobsters, the story, and it's all true. It's in papers that I didn't know about the details because of the people that were involved. My cousin kept it quiet, just to give you an idea. It would make a movie.
Starting point is 00:07:45 If he went to friggin' Matt Damon of Ben Affleck tonight, that we did fucking want it the rights to it and don't and I don't want you thinking he's the fucking Italian guys because he's not Eric Cudbo was my cousin my auntie Carroll's kid I used to pick on him according to my aunt I thought I was just being a cousin you know knocking him over and shit he had asthma and I'd tickle him till he couldn't breathe shit like that you know I mean anyways what a story maybe I'll tell it on there I get the clearance from him because of who was involved I don't be hunted down anyways
Starting point is 00:08:19 Let's get on to the top story, not the top, the first one. I list a whole bunch of shows. Sometimes I don't get to them all because I want to give you guys your fill of horseshit. Dehumanizing subhumans. What? New York City's jail's watchdog is set to go woke, scrapping the words, listen to this, only in Libland, scrapping the words inmate and inmates from its rulebook
Starting point is 00:08:46 and replacing them with people in common. custody or person in custody. This is when people say liberalism is a mental illness. It's not even, it's virtue signaling taken to the 48th power. It's, it's, and Boston is loaded with it. It's like worse than San Francisco. Why am I saying Boston? I mean New York.
Starting point is 00:09:10 Isn't it New Yorker this has happened? Boston too. But, yeah, Hockel. Can imagine that city is falling apart already? Mondami's taken it down intentionally, turning it to a shithole. Everybody's just sitting around watching. Nobody takes a shot at him. You know I mean? Or just warn him.
Starting point is 00:09:28 Nobody threatens his life. I am very disappointed. Fucking, where's the mob? The proposed rule change for the Board of Correction, this is in New York, swaps the words inmate or inmates with people in custody or person more than 300 times in the thing. Criminal justice advocates claim that inmates
Starting point is 00:09:47 a derogatory term for incarcerated. No, it ain't. It's actually, a literal term. They're mates and they're in a building. And then they're on each other's assholes too. Inmates. A derogatory term for incarcerated
Starting point is 00:10:04 criminal defendants or convicts. Those are all those are all painfully hurtful. The Board of Correction is not alone. Governor Kathy Hokel approved a, how is she still around? Nobody voted for this tort zone. That's why I believe people are placed in
Starting point is 00:10:20 shit. I believe it all. Anyway, she approved this law in 2022 that strikes the word inmate in state law, replacing it with incarcerated individual. Individuals impacted by the criminal justice system have long noted that terms such as felon, inmate, prisoner, and convict, dehumanized individuals, and perpetuate the idea that incarcerated people should be permanently demonized and stigmatized. I'm glad you get it, a hocal release said at the time. Can you imagine? And I was going to say this is just a woman thing, but it's not. There's guys that are fucking more left wing than she is.
Starting point is 00:10:59 Let's listen to a inmate or I'm sorry. How about a black fucking criminal? Still, in my opinion, I don't give a fuck if he got out of good behavior. I'm going to hire you not knowing that you fucking raped your cousin or some shit. Fuck off. Let's listen to this ignorant inmate. Try to sound intelligent. but you know
Starting point is 00:11:21 the red flags dropped like he can't pronounce word to ask but he's going to tell us what hurts his feelings and whatnot all in the language especially earlier on
Starting point is 00:11:30 especially people were super incensed pause people were super insent this is a guy I don't know what he did
Starting point is 00:11:38 I don't give a fuck if he was in prison it wasn't good he was super people are super insent sense of talking about you know a child molester
Starting point is 00:11:46 rapist burglar fucking cop shooter. I don't know what the fuck. I don't care if it was loitering. Can you imagine? You know what a push you sound like? People was hurting my feelings. I didn't do nothing. Well, I did
Starting point is 00:12:01 something, but I didn't do nothing. You know, I got feelings too. Up in this motherfucker. Shut up. Go ahead. Being called by your number 245, 428 for me being referred to as a roommate or prison.
Starting point is 00:12:17 How about shine? Be experienced. All of that on a daily basis. You got to quiet the noise because it can tear you down. I've seen. Pause. You got to quiet the noise because it tear you down.
Starting point is 00:12:30 It's supposed to tear you down. The fuck. It's not club med. What do you think? You're at sandals and a ruba? It's supposed to tear you down, you jerk off. And where's a politician talking to him like that on TV? That's what we need. We'll never get right in this country as long as the media.
Starting point is 00:12:48 And the media's on Hocelso. side and, you know. It's a fucking hatred for this country that's beyond, go ahead, stupid Tyrone. And dehumanize the language. Pause. Let me ask you something.
Starting point is 00:13:01 I should have got his name and found out what he did. You think you dehumanized whoever you punched or hit or raped or even if you fucking robbed a bodega. You think when they had the gun stuck in their face, they were being dehumanized? You ignorant fucking future bathroom attendant. Go ahead. break me
Starting point is 00:13:21 make them question they say it's they're destroyed it's themselves not they selves how about the new rule that you can't fucking talk
Starting point is 00:13:30 and try to teach other people until you can speak at a fifth grade level now get back in the day room and stab somebody you fuck face go ahead this language is still being used so that's why it's so important
Starting point is 00:13:44 for us to have these conversations to have these conversations to have these conversations about how to abuse human I have language, how to use respectful language, even when you talk. That's just the impact of it. You deserve no respect. You deserve zero respect.
Starting point is 00:13:58 Think about that, folks. How did he get to that place mentally? I guess they have TV in jail. And he watches enough fucking MSNBC. And then he ended it by going, Hey, where are the white women at? They sales. ESPN will hire him, their place fucking.
Starting point is 00:14:20 You hear him? blackening it up. He probably speaks the King's English, really. Martin Luther King. Meanwhile, the New York City Department of Correction, which oversees the Big Apples Municipal Jails, including the complex on Rikers Island, refers to a incarcerated individual in its care
Starting point is 00:14:40 as a person in custody. Do they do that before or after they fucking kill them, which they've done? Inmates have died at Rikers, been fucking wrestled to the ground and choked out by by guys who work their correction officers who are as fucking bad as the guys
Starting point is 00:14:56 they're watching. That is the hellhole on earth. You know, and they talk about the worst prisons in Russia and shit? That's not even a, you know, that's just a city jail. But they'll throw you. You could be in there for disorderly conduct on a Saturday night and they'll throw you
Starting point is 00:15:13 in the same cell as a rapist. It's fucking beautiful. Anyways, don't call them inmates. I would say you come up with racial slurs. You know. I really don't think a correction officer takes the job
Starting point is 00:15:30 to be sensitive. It's just amazing to me that that PC bullshit can somehow make it all the way through the system to, it's not like they sit and watch TV all day. Anyways. Hey, November 5th, I'll be at the punchline in Atlanta, Georgia, November 6th, the Rivers Casino in Philadelphia, and then November 7th, sold Joel's pots, Tompia.
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Starting point is 00:17:08 Book that at shoutout.us. Yeah, that's all I get to say about that, I guess. Enough of the ads. No, no, no, no! Oh. That kid sounds like the bird whistler who got one wrong. In our FLA segment tonight, anti-Trump passengers to Florida who will suffer trauma from flying into President Trump International Airport in West Palm Beach may have a free option available to them from one airline. there are people who just think about this
Starting point is 00:17:51 and this is who we're dealing with and I'm tired of it I'm tired of the whatever all of it people don't want to fly into it that hate Trump because his name's on the anyways there's a video something
Starting point is 00:18:10 in West Palm Beach at President Donald J. Trump International Airport United Airlines has come out with a very interesting offer it's telling its travelers if they no longer want to fly into this airport now known as Donald J. Trump International Airport. They can change at no cost their destination airport
Starting point is 00:18:28 and instead go to Miami or Fort Lauderdale. They're telling passage. Dallas made a good point. How about Reagan, Bush Airport? They're going to have to like connect. Harry Reid. Harry Reid. Well, Harry Reid did like.
Starting point is 00:18:48 I know, but if you're going to afford that for them, yeah. Give me an option. Find me somewhere else in Vegas. I don't want to find the Harry Reid. Oh, no. being a cunt like them. That's not you, Dallas.
Starting point is 00:19:01 I want to go into Harry Reid and destroy the bathroom. Clog all the toilets and a stall and shit. Yeah, I know. But, you know, like you said, the people that don't want to fly into the fucking, you know, Republican president of put, they're going to have to connect and shit. And you know how that happens? You'll miss your connecting, you know, all because they're children. They're children.
Starting point is 00:19:21 They are 11-year-olds at best. they're broken people. The left, the party itself is made up of broken people. Their anger is not with, again, it's not about, the anger is not against Trump. It's about their lives and how fucking pathetic they are. So they come together in groups, and the Democrats love to take them in.
Starting point is 00:19:44 And they try to pass that off as the average American. When you're not, you're a piece of shit, you never get invited to a party and get away from me. I hope I bullied you as a kid. many on the left claim to be boycotting the airport after it was officially renamed on July 9th it was why do you name them all just red white and blue Liberty airports
Starting point is 00:20:05 you want to see the fucking place get quiet want to have plenty of leg space on a flight it was previously named Palm Beach International which I like Palm Beach you know I mean because once I go home from the beach I use my palm a lot a lot of fucking mental pictures and shit you know I mean old ladies bending over
Starting point is 00:20:21 picking up trash I don't know what I'm talking about. The airline push back and claim their rules don't allow for changes because of an airport's name or three-letter code. The memo even offers a statement, okay, so they say the airline pushes back, right?
Starting point is 00:20:36 And then the next paragraph, it's like it's a done deal already. They didn't push back. The memo even offers a statement that agents can use when confronted by a snow a snowflake passenger and here's the phrase they can use.
Starting point is 00:20:50 You're listening? Your mother sucks. Big, fucking elephant dicks. You got that? That comes from the top of United Airlines. I understand that you'd rather... So they just said the airlines push back. That's all they said about it.
Starting point is 00:21:08 How so? Are they not going to do it? And then the next thing, they're telling you how they acquiesced. Unless I skipped the paragraph while I was editing the story because somebody hit a home run. I understand that you'd rather not... This is what they're supposed to say. I understand. Right there, you should say, I don't understand.
Starting point is 00:21:26 and I'm not going to say that. That's like when I got my first radio show in New York and I was on CBS and the first day, they wanted me to read a thing about how language can hurt people. And instead of reading it, I took it apart saying words don't hurt people. A fucking bullet, a bottle off the head.
Starting point is 00:21:45 That hurts people. Yeah, but emotionally. No. No, no. Come up with another word out of the pain. How about that? I understand. So that's my first move on the radio.
Starting point is 00:21:56 show they tell me I have to read that and that's my first move to instead of reading to shit on it and had a meeting right after that and explains why a few years down the road I was canned on a different radio show series of a Christ hate I understand that you'd rather not fly to this airport this is what they're supposed to say to these left-wing douchebags I understand I want to fly to the airport we can look at nearby airports like Fort Lauderdale or my Miami instead is that an acceptable alternative? Well, the memo suggests that's what they should say.
Starting point is 00:22:31 According to Live and Let's Fly. What does that even mean? Oh, my God. The president's, look at the president's Trump Force One plane was the first to land on the tarmac of the airport. I remember that was on the news of the name change. Many of his supporters and allies praise the decision to change the name, which was signed into law by Republican Florida Gov Ron DeSantis.
Starting point is 00:23:01 And this is why we like them. And this is what DeSantis said. There is no person. And remember, these guys were enemies at one point. What's that? Oh, this is Eric. I'm sorry. You're right.
Starting point is 00:23:13 There is no person who has done more for Florida in our country and no one more deserving of this incredible honor. Eric Trump said that, responded on social media at the time. So there you go. I'd like to hear what DeSantis had to say. I don't know. I'll kick it around. Excuse me, yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:38 I'm flying to Utah, but the only connecting flight is through Donald Trump Air, but can you do something about that? No, I can't. Go fuck your sister, click. Call back. I don't have a sister.
Starting point is 00:23:54 I don't give a fuck. Click. I watched more of Louis last night. I don't know what special was. Again, I just grabbed. a clip online and I was reading the comments and somebody goes I'm sorry this guy
Starting point is 00:24:10 is the best stand up and I go I comment on shit that was three weeks ago or a month ago I commented like they just said it I'm like don't apologize you're totally right it's a fucking genius let's move on to Dallas's first
Starting point is 00:24:27 favorite person on the planet and ex-girlfriend come dumps to scores big who wrote that filthy headline, Mom. Well, there were countless celebrity appearances throughout the 2026 World Cup. Few might be more globally recognized
Starting point is 00:24:45 than the fucking ghost of Jimmy Carter. He was sitting in the fifth row. Then Mia Khalifa. Let's take a look at Mia. There's Mia. That was my, me and Andy's wedding song and parents didn't care for it. I said, hey, just trying to let you know.
Starting point is 00:25:11 Khalifa, her real name, Sarah Joe Chimon. What the fuck? She's not even a fucking Middle Eastener. It's a former porn star turned media personality. And every time somebody sees her, they go, I smell calm. Did you fart? Those are old ones that were used to zing the guy in the front row who was drunk. I used to use it all.
Starting point is 00:25:37 I'm sorry. I smell calm. Did you burp? Has been an unabashed sports fan throughout her adult life. What was your favorite sports? Stoning women? She has been supporting Spain
Starting point is 00:25:50 throughout the 2026 World Cup, which came to a successful close when Spain defeated Argentina and the World Cup. Did you notice I didn't report on that at all other than shit like this? Did you notice I didn't mention it? I don't care that half the globe
Starting point is 00:26:06 was excited about it. I will go to matter of fact I'm gonna go home and write a chapter I already did a great bit about soccer and why it sucks dick But I think I should put it in writing Because I have another 20 minutes on what I want to tell you people you're not very bright if you're a sports fan and you find that Engaging as you know a spectator sport just not picking on the sport itself even though it's pretty fucking girly Khalifa shared photos of a one million dollar wager how about imagine? Imagine this cum dumpster had a million bucks to throw around. I knew I should have stayed with the exotic dancing when I was in high school.
Starting point is 00:26:47 I could have really. Kaleefa shared photos of a $1 million wage on Spain to win the World Cup, which earned her a staggering. How about this? I looked up a net worth. They said it was 8 mil. This is almost at 1-8th of a $650,000 profit when it was cashed on Sunday. Look, there's the ticket.
Starting point is 00:27:08 Couldn't make that up. I, could you? Anyways, the 33-year-old Khalifa was quick to flex her huge tit. I mean, a huge betting win on social media in the wake of the World Cup final, including adding a screenshot of her winning bet as part of her Instagram post showing snippets of her at the soccer tournament with those big yababadooboos. She's a former porn star, which is like saying, don't call me. me an inmate. You're an inmate for life. You can't be on film for, I don't know, how many five years, swallowing
Starting point is 00:27:47 dicks and loads and taking it up the ass and go, nah, I'm a fucking housewife from Princeton. Nah, I'm not holding it against you. God bless there are women like you. Otherwise, you know, McCorm will be dripping out of my eyes from not releasing.
Starting point is 00:28:03 I'm just saying I enjoy the art form. But don't say you're a form or anything. You're a form of fucking and gobbler of goo. And again, God bless you. I wonder how the conservatives that watch Crowdo are going to like this. Anyways, they feel the same way.
Starting point is 00:28:19 They don't like her. She's a Gisabelle. Is that a Bible thing? I always go to Dallas, like, because he's from Alabama. I always go to him for, like, fucking Bible quotes and hunting tips. He's like, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:28:33 The fuck am I. Andy Griffith? Snippets at the soccer tournament, which was captioned. She said, believe, this is her quote, in one big, so proud of my home country of Spain. Then she puts in parentheses, not a drop of Spanish blood in me.
Starting point is 00:28:50 No, but there's a ton of Spanish come. That's a key, bro. I don't give a fuck. Put it in there, nice. Anyways. Give me the money. Oh, you'll get it. You'll hear me.
Starting point is 00:29:02 I got to come here bust my body. Give me the fucking money. That's her manager. The final was a perfect storm for Khalifa, meaning the final. at the big tournament, who was rooting for Spain and against Argentina throughout the event.
Starting point is 00:29:18 Yeah, thanks for clearing that up in the last paragraph. Thanks for connecting the dots because the retarded kids weren't getting it. I'm going to go home and look up some of her work. I did research on a story last night until 4 in the morning. I had to quit my dick had scars on it. Folks, Puan is terrific, though. My problem is that I'm watching Puan.
Starting point is 00:29:43 Instead of watching what's going on, I'm picturing, let's say the guys out of doing anal and pounding the shit out of some pig. I picture, instead of watching that visual, I'm picturing that being her uncle and she's like 12 at a birthday party.
Starting point is 00:30:00 And that's why she got, not because I'm a pedophile, I'm saying that's why she's, I'm always picturing the history of why she's doing this for a living. You know what I mean? Same, same when I used to go to teddy bars. The whole time I've been watching, I go, I wonder what the fuck happened.
Starting point is 00:30:17 And thank God for those uncles. Anyways, oh, that's horrible. Oh, shut it. Let's move on to Schmidt smacks the shit out of lying bitch. Boy, that could mean a lot of things. This was a great. This was a great piece of footage. These herrings are great.
Starting point is 00:30:39 I wonder if you can go watch. Can you watch these things in the public? Yeah, C-SPAN. Their rating's a killer. Fucking C-SPAN. What does that even mean? Nobody even asks because they don't care. A tense Senate hearing turned explosive,
Starting point is 00:31:01 like the diarrhea from that parasite that infected the lettuce at Taco Bell. Explosive as Senator Eric Schmidt. I didn't even find out where he's from. Clash with former Biden pardon attorney. this is a woman attorney who worked for Biden and remember he did all those pardons at the end he was pardoning murderers and drug dealers
Starting point is 00:31:24 and remember that? She's the one was clearing them all. Pardon attorney Liz Oyer over clemency recommendations for federal death row inmates. Oh that's right she overturned about 20 something death row inmates convictions. Look at her. She seems nice. Look at that thing.
Starting point is 00:31:45 She's so frigid. They had a quote from her, her old boyfriend. He said, if I went down on it too fast, I got an ice cream headache. The guy on the left, that's Schmidt.
Starting point is 00:31:57 He looks like Steinbrenner. Schmidt accused Oyer of hypocrisy, challenged her judgment, even said her perfume smelled like duck shit, and pressed her over recommendations involving convicted murderers telling her, don't play games with me.
Starting point is 00:32:16 The exchange focused on the Biden administration, use of clemency powers and recommendations involving death row prisoners. So that's what the hearing's about. She commuted the sentences of a bunch of death row inmates on Biden's last night.
Starting point is 00:32:32 He probably didn't have anything to do with it. Biden was probably home, shitting his pants. Yeah, Autopan. Biden was at home watching murder she wrote with a load in his diaper waiting for his applesauce. It fucking maggot. Republicans argued the decision and put public safety and justice for victims at risk.
Starting point is 00:32:52 You notice our side's always taken the fucking right angle and just common sense. While the broader debate over presidential clemency continues to draw sharp political divisions, here is that beatdown by Senator Schmidt. Excuse me. Oh, on, fella. Here is Schmidt.
Starting point is 00:33:13 I didn't find out what state he was from. I would like to see him on the on the ticket. He seems like he'd be a strict dad. You know, many times I heard, don't fucking play games of me. Followed by a nice right hand, backhand.
Starting point is 00:33:34 That's when he was in a good mood. Dad would come across with her. Anyways, let's check out her getting her fucking duchbag face rearrange. Her authored a 73-page memorand, and recommending the commutation of all 40 federal death sentences. Isn't that correct? Well, as I've told to members of the committee now.
Starting point is 00:33:55 But don't play the game with me because it's not. They've waived executive privilege. I have the report right here. It's dated April 24th, 2026. It's actually your memo is quoted in here. It's public knowledge. And the idea that you would come here, you know that already. You would come here and disparage somebody else and not be willing to, answer questions about how you commuted the sentences of murderers is ridiculous. I can't believe that you're here to do that. I don't have the authority to commute. Do you deny it? Do you deny that you author the memo? I'm not sure which memo you're referring to. I'm referring to the November 4th, 2024 73 page memo. Do you deny authoring it? I can't say without having it's ridiculous. I honestly,
Starting point is 00:34:40 I can't believe you did. You did and everybody in America and in the world can pull it up. So it's a ridiculous. Like a document. That looks like a document that has DOJ's logo on the cover. Yeah, and it quotes your letter. It quotes your letter. I don't know what letter.
Starting point is 00:34:54 You're losing credit. You should just admit it. You should just admit you authored. Everybody knows you authored it. Pause. See, this is what we need more of. But then after this, I want to see consequences. Otherwise, it's just
Starting point is 00:35:05 what it is. It's fucking performative. The Republicans are pretending. And I go back to my globe troters, one of the most genius political metaphors ever. I've even, I think I gave it to Gutfeld. About, you know, sometimes it does seem like it's a uniparty.
Starting point is 00:35:28 There isn't much daylight between Democrats and Republicans. And I said it's like the Globetrotters. They would travel with that team that they used to pretend to oppose them. You know, but this, at least this guy is trying, but, you know, I want to see somebody spanked. Go ahead. I'm not going to waste any more time on your convenient little game you're playing here. You also authored and recommended the commutation of the Boston Marathon Bomber, the Tree of Life synagogue murderer, and Dillon Roof.
Starting point is 00:35:58 We all know this. You hear that? They threw in Dillon Roof. That way they can kind of a little bit because that was that white kid that shot up all that black church. And, you know, they threw that in there to make sure. We'll cover our racial ass too. It's not just, you know what I'm saying? Anyways, do you hear what he just said?
Starting point is 00:36:23 The commentations, who it included? How would you defend that any Democrat? Tell me why they didn't deserve death. They blew up a fucking young kid and half his family at the fucking marathon. Anyways, that's all you need to do. And I think Republicans have to learn how to, well, Trump has done the best job of all of them,
Starting point is 00:36:46 but you're going to have the shit lined up. This should become an ad. Anyways, go ahead. How many pages of the 73 pages did you dedicate to victims? Because you expressed your concern over victims. How many pages were dedicated to victims? Not a 73.
Starting point is 00:37:00 How many do you talk about victims? Sir, I don't have the memo. I can tell you three. Three pages. Three pages were dedicated to the victims. Wait. That, ooh. How about that?
Starting point is 00:37:17 How about that, huh? Three pages to the victims. It's the same mentality as the people that are upset that were thrown rapists out of the country. Hey, my daughter, it's never tried Spanish, Dick. Anyhow, and people still vote Democrat. So when somebody like me goes, you hate the country, now we can back it up since Trump showed up. Now we can back it. And anybody who's against the save.
Starting point is 00:37:54 Save America Boat Act. It's that simple. Sometimes there's no gray area, folks, other than right here on my balls. That's a great. What did I want to say to her? Anything? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:12 Don't give me that smart out of the shit. I was trying to do that during the thing, but he kept talking over me. Fucking rude senator. Let's move on, ladies and gentlemen, to something else that will be lower the tension in the room. There are white niggers. I've seen a lot of white figures in my time.
Starting point is 00:38:31 Oh my God. Me too. In our reverse the races segment tonight, for most of NFL live Monday, that's that show, Ryan Clark was pictured. This is, they're talking about this past Monday. Ryan Clark was pictured in one of four video squares across the ESPN screen,
Starting point is 00:38:51 commenting as he has for 10 years with the network on a variety of NFL topics along, side three other hosts. But for the final segment, ESPN was down to three. Clark reportedly found out that he was getting laid off during the show taping and didn't continue. Why don't you put and walked off? Don't soften it. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:39:22 It is a seismic move just ahead of a 2026 season to talk about NFL. That's right around the corner to it. Oh, my aching stem. It'll end with the network hosting the Super Bowl for the first time in its history. You hear that? Excuse me. Super Bowl is going to be on fucking ESPN. Boy, I'm sure there'll be a lot of pro-white male stuff.
Starting point is 00:39:49 It's about to get gayer. Thank you very much. I think, yeah, the halftime show is going to have a hologram of Prince licking the asshole of one of his dancers. True story. I don't know why I picked Prince. I actually love Prince, but he's not the most masculine dresser or was. ESP on the outlet added, was expected to inform Clark of its decision Tuesday,
Starting point is 00:40:14 but that changed as a result of media questions regarding his departure and, quote, fear the news would leak before Clark found out. That's a good excuse. Pro football talk. I kind of like him that he walked up to. Fuck you. I ain't coming back.
Starting point is 00:40:30 It's like when I got the call from the serious radio when I was on vacation, they want you in the, they want you in the headquarters to, I'm in a room. I was in whatever one of the Caribbean islands. I told you this before.
Starting point is 00:40:45 I was in a Jeep with my wife. It was my agent, my wife answered the phone and hands it to me. And he goes, yeah, they want you. Or you're fired. They said, I said, Tony, you tell them this. And I said, if I found out you didn't say this, I'm going to fire you.
Starting point is 00:40:58 Tell them to fuck my mother. I really told them. Or fuck their mother. I was very well put. Either way. And it bothered me for a minute and a half. I swear to God,
Starting point is 00:41:09 I didn't bring it up the fucking rest of vacation. Andy's looking at me. That was like a fucking half million dollar job. Don't worry. I have a contract. We're still going to get paid.
Starting point is 00:41:18 I didn't know any of that to my agent. I just, you know, I always shoot before I aim. ESPN executives had soured on Clark. Why is that? Now, Dallas,
Starting point is 00:41:31 here's where the fucking Lib Media comes in again. They soured on Clark, who the athletic reported made. Imagine $2 million. a year. That guy's making $40,000 a week being a racist piece of shit on ESPN. Why? Because Disney likes that. During an episode of Get Up in September, as panelists discussed the Cowboys' Season Opening Game
Starting point is 00:41:56 against the Eagles in the performance of C. C.D. Lamb, Clark told the colleague, listen to this. Excuse me. I'm sorry. Clark told colleague, Pete. Peter Schrager, Peter Schrager commented, and the other three guys were actual ex-NFL football players. So Clark says, that's the non-player in you when the latter defended Lamb. Shregor was defending a lamb, and then this guy has to point out, well, you never played, so you don't know. That and... Don't give me that smart out of your shit. Yeah, he said that, and a lot of this shit.
Starting point is 00:42:32 Hey, where are the white women at? Don't belittle me like that, Schroger said. that's not the most manly comeback. Why didn't you say? What do you say? You purple gum stovepipe? That's old school racism. I can come and say
Starting point is 00:42:48 as three ex-players are saying one thing and given alternate perspective, Pete, Peter, and this is how Clark replies, Peter, what I need for you to do, see right away, to do, don't tell me what to do. I'm a grown fucking man.
Starting point is 00:43:04 That's it. For you to do is not get mad and let me finish. Before he inked his current deal with ESPN in 2024, Clark posted about his last contract being up about wanting to prove that he was worth more and about needing to make a decision. So he was hinting in public.
Starting point is 00:43:25 You know what I mean? Which this is probably what pissed off Disney. You don't do that in public, kind of negotiate your contract. Well, I might go someplace else if I don't get... He's just an ignorant fucking fool. And let me tell you, probably doesn't have a fucking Jewish age and he probably hired his cousin
Starting point is 00:43:39 fucking Ray Ray. Ryan Clark said Robert, this guy hates white people just like Joy read this. Ryan Clark says Robert Griffin the third's perspective was influenced by the fact that he is married to a white woman and implied Griffin was disconnected from the experiences of
Starting point is 00:43:55 black women. Talk about somebody who sees life through the fucking race lens. Guy couldn't think straight to save his, he couldn't be fucking objective in a million, and that's who they hire. Can you imagine saying that?
Starting point is 00:44:12 You're married to a black chick. You can't experience what Karen's go through. Picture a white fucking guy saying that on ESPN. In a real world, and again, in a perfect world, he should be able to say that, but the white guy should be able to say the same thing. And then their ratings are through the fucking roof. I just solved your problem.
Starting point is 00:44:33 Listen to who do they. So this guy's a total racist. I guarantee he's got a record, right? then you get fucking jerk off Shannon Sharp. He's got a couple of women accusing him of rape. This is who they fucking hire. During an ESPN debate, Clark
Starting point is 00:44:48 dismissed fellow analyst Peter Shregger's football opinion by saying that, yeah, we already said that. White versus Black quarterbacks, these are some ones that I looked up. This is what he said about White versus Black Quarterbacks. I just put that in because I knew it ever. Clark has repeatedly argued that White Quarterbacks receive more
Starting point is 00:45:03 patience from fans and the media than black quarterbacks. Clark has frequently argued that black athletes, coaches, and quarterbacks are held through different standards than their white counterparts. Yeah, explain Lamar Jackson who couldn't win the big one in a million years. Being paid fucking like a, you know, like a Saudi king. Shut the fuck up, dude. Go find. I'm sure they'll take you on at CNN somewhere else.
Starting point is 00:45:34 Joy Reid. You and Joy Reid can get a show, a podcast. talk trash. Let's move on to third world piece of garbage suing president of the United States. An illegal immigrant serving a lengthy prison sentence for the murder of a Michigan woman is suing President Trump alleging he faced, oh my God. We had the black, we had the black prisoner who doesn't like being called an inmate. Now we got this illegal murderer suing our president. He says he faced humiliation when his case was used as a political talking point and is demanding $75 million a public apology and U.S. citizenship.
Starting point is 00:46:21 Brandon Ortizvetei. Boy, that it's not a punchable face, is it? Oh my God, I don't like you, dude. It's already been punch. What is it? Looks like it's already been punched. It has been punched. He sort of looks like a little, you know what he looks like, Hispanic Stevie Ray?
Starting point is 00:46:38 Von. Steve Ray's got that boxer's mouth. I wonder if you get that popped a few times. who was previously deported from the United States is serving a sentence of 39 to 100 in two years, a minimum of 39 to 1002 years, in prison for killing Ruby Garcia in March 24. Let me ask you a question.
Starting point is 00:46:57 Why is there a minimum when you take somebody else's life? Last time I checked, death was permanent. There's no minimum there. Why is there a minimum when you fucking murder somebody? Little twitches like that in the law, I swear to God, would be like that guy in Hungary. I forget his name, who turned that,
Starting point is 00:47:15 fucking turned around that country. Garcia's body has, young girl, we reported on this one. She was like a heavyset girl. She was, I think around a lake in Michigan, like early in the morning her friends.
Starting point is 00:47:30 That's, anyways, has several gunshot wounds and was found dumped along a road. Oh, this is in Grand Rapids, Michigan. The pair were in a romantic relation, I'm confusing my fucking illegal martyrs. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:47:41 There's so many. The pair were in a romantic relationship, and were engaged in an argument at the time of the slaying. So, you know, you do what most POCs do when you're arguing with your spouse. Puncher or a fucking shooter or, you know, most, okay, a good number of. Ortiz Vetté's case garnered national attention and was highlighted when Trump, who made combating illegal immigration, a large part of his campaign, visited Grand Rapids in 2024. During his remarks, Trump labeled Ortiz Vite as America's problem.
Starting point is 00:48:19 Oh, no, you heard his feelings. He also featured Ortiz Vitae's mugshot in commercials as an example of the murderers, rapists, and drug traffickers who resided illegally in the United States. Imagine being a lawyer and taking this on. How much do you hate the country? He was, well, you have to. You have to defend people you did, but, but no, you don't. Oh, I don't know. You do.
Starting point is 00:48:41 but how do you sleep? He was marked, I know, in a pile of money. He was marked by prison staff and other inmates. Oh, God, they were picking on him verbally.
Starting point is 00:48:50 He said, I was put into a category. Who I was as a person no longer mattered. Oh, I'm glad you're under fucking stand. Oh, my God. That's it, Charlie. You're not even important anymore.
Starting point is 00:49:06 What only mattered was my race. Yeah. My case and immigration status. Yeah. Once again, it belittled me. Yeah. Shattered my dignity. You have dignity? Just that haircut alone's the fucking tells that to lie.
Starting point is 00:49:20 And what I was as a person. A murderer. A legal immigrant. Piece of shit. Third world human garbage. Who doesn't belong here? Enjoy being raked in the ass. Probably not.
Starting point is 00:49:35 You probably join some game. The shame had brought to my family. Oh, this is what brought shame to the family. Not his actions. The fact that Trump. Trump let the world know of his actions. That's the shameful part, De Pedro. I have to live with now.
Starting point is 00:49:53 Oh, you get a lot worse than that. Somebody's going to use your ass. The whole fucking cell block's going to use your asshole like a dartboard. I have to live with it now, yet. I took full responsibility for my actions. No, you didn't. But for them to use my case for political gain on TV, it was unjust.
Starting point is 00:50:12 First of all, again, he's not smart enough to come up with this. Saul Rubinstein and brothers. in company. When I thought it couldn't get any worse, it did. I was sent a stage in front of a nation, public scrutiny at its final. You can tell some liberal lawyer jerk off wrote that. Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:50:32 To that, I say. And this. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.
Starting point is 00:50:44 What a show today. A lot of vitriol. I can't help it. country's rotting at the core some guys trying to fix it but half the county doesn't want it fixed let's go red sauce let's go redsox
Starting point is 00:51:01 river of regret this story boy sad and shocking at the same time five people and I god I just saw this and I go I have to five people don't mean to end on a bummer
Starting point is 00:51:19 but it is including who cares if you end on a bummer I'm not doing fucking what am I doing here? Three's company. Five people including two sets of parents. That would be four of you retarded people. Horribly died trying to rescue a struggling swimmer in an Ohio River on Sunday night,
Starting point is 00:51:41 leaving multiple young children orphans. This is shocking to me. A group of five adults, two children, and another individual, they were out at the Shiotto River to enjoy themselves a nice summer night of fishing when the tragedy unfolded. Delaware County Sheriff Jeffrey Balzer
Starting point is 00:52:05 said that on the news conference on Monday. At some point one adult went into the water to swim and began struggling, prompting two other adults to dive in to try to save that person after the pair also began to struggle Now, I don't know if that's a picture of the actual river.
Starting point is 00:52:26 Probably is. I don't think it's good. It doesn't look like one of those white water. But who knows? The current could be broke. After the pair also began to struggle. So there's a person struggling. People, adults jump in.
Starting point is 00:52:39 Now they're struggling. After the pair also began to struggle, another two adults jump in. Now you get four adults trying to save somebody. And they're all going to drown. I ruined it. None of them made it out of the river alive. Oh, my fucking word. You know, we're so, we're so, we, we, we, we, we, we, we marinate in these stories.
Starting point is 00:53:05 And you do become desensitized. We report all kinds of horrible shit every day. And, you know, and some of my, I could, don't even, I could see, it was a mass shooting I'd even bring up. I don't even remember where in this country. I can't remember where. Oh, in Arizona somewhere. like, you know,
Starting point is 00:53:24 like a fanule hall where people are out of a restaurant on a Saturday night eating and all that. It's a mass shooting this past weekend. Ten people get hit. Nobody died and shit. It doesn't even make,
Starting point is 00:53:34 it makes the news for 10 minutes. You know what I mean? I'm just saying, then I hear this. Okay, some people drop. But think about how it affects it. I mean, if that, all you're going to do is put yourself in their shoes if that's a relative or authorities rush to the scene
Starting point is 00:53:50 after a motorist noticed a clearly, distraught, this is a set, young child running along the river around 9 p.m. and called 9-1-1. The terrified child said that his family was in the river. Did they say 9 p.m.? I think so. So it's pretty dark. Two women were then pulled from the river taken to nearby hospitals where they were pronounced dead. The bodies of three men were covered later on Monday. So they were taken downstream. Maybe it was one of those from the river in Powell north of Columbus.
Starting point is 00:54:28 Two sets of parents were among the five killed in the chaos. Can you imagine? Two young children under the age of 10 who were with the group have since been placed in family services. I hope this family to take care of these kids. Authorities have not yet publicly identified the five people who drowned. The exact circumstances around their deaths remain unclear. Well, you pretty much told us. What was it?
Starting point is 00:54:58 A giant snapping turtle we don't know about? I mean, how fucking, and I want to believe in God, folks. And I'm not saying I don't. I'm just saying, was he busy? Where is he? Anyways, hopefully I'll have a different angle on religion
Starting point is 00:55:17 because my book is arriving today called The Action Bible. I'm not kidding. I ordered this. I started on like, I'm scrolling on TikTok. in between watching criminals get stabbed and an ad pops up for the Action Bible, which is a, it's like a comic book.
Starting point is 00:55:37 It's this thick. It's in chronological order only with pictures. And like a comic book with thought bubbles with the, you know, and I go, I want that. It took me two seconds because I'm a visual learner. You know what I mean? And it just made perfect sense to me. And then I read the comments and a whole bunch of people like me said, I got this because I, I, that's how I am.
Starting point is 00:55:59 I'm a visual person, but, but, but, and it's great. It goes, you know, that other people like, well, you got to still read the real, read the real by, bullshit. I need pictures. Anyways, that is it, boys and girls, for a Monday. Don't forget cameo.com, if you want me to roast a friend or a relative, you know, minute and a half, give him a few zingers. I can tell right now that Tommy or my wife are not fucking advertising this, because when they
Starting point is 00:56:22 put it up somewhere, I get five of them and a, but, and they won't hear. because they're not watching. She's building a dog house and no. Tommy, who knows what the fuck he's doing. He's got 30 seconds a week for me. Anyways, camio.com. Go to it. You guys think that I'll say it.
Starting point is 00:56:42 You are very welcome. We'll see you back here tomorrow, which will be Wednesday. Have a great day. Until then, take care. Hi. Good night, everybody.

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