The Nick DiPaolo Show - Fani Willis A Marxist | Nick Di Paolo Show #1447

Episode Date: August 28, 2023

In this episode right leaning comedian Nick Di Paolo talks about Fani Willis' hypocrisy, Trump's mug and a whole lot more! Like what you hear?  Get TWICE as much "Nick Di Paolo Show", full episodes of Steven Crowder’s “Louder with Crowder” show and more on Mug Club! Sign up today to get all their content at https://Nickdip.com and use the promo code NICKDIP to get your first month FREE! For Tour Dates, Merch, stand-up clips and more visit https://nickdip.com

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Never gets old. Never gets old. The great Bill O'Reilly. Fucking Irish, mean. Mean Colin Quinn labeled him Sergeant McCluskey from The Godfather. That's who he is. Thought I had all you guinea hoods locked up. Guinea hoods. How are you, folks? Welcome back. Did you enjoy my stand-up specials? Of course you did. Many people have enjoyed them for many years. Couple of those albums, one went gold and one went styrofoam.

So let me, what? Another sense is killing my favorite, but come on, there's jokes in there that even the great ones say, this kid can write a joke. Too bad he's got an attitude. What? Fuck you, mom. You bitch. You fucking whore. Good to be back from Dallas. Great trip there. I don't know if you saw me on Crotter when we

they streamed the debates the other night, which is my forte, sitting in a chair drinking whiskey and shooting my mouth off. Oh my God. I felt like Oswald at the top of the book depository. I almost said suppository i always confuse those two um that was fun it's fucking those people like they treat me great

over there um but i did have the fucking aids the covid still fighting it my poor wife she's got it going somehow it's in her belly just fucking she's sick as a dog and uh the chinks anyways what you can't talk like that well you can and i will okay i thought my boy vivek like i've been predicting for what six months now made a nice splash everybody tries to pick and oh yeah but he's got global i don't give a rat's ass. I'm still a Trump guy, but I want this guy somewhere. Can't be that cynical. You know me, I don't even think elections are real,

but I got to play the game. So it was a pretty good debate. Even Chris Christie, that fat fuck, he's not a debate. He's a whiny bitch. I hate whatever comes out of his mouth. But he's shocked because they took a poll after saying,

do you have a problem with something about the president of the United States, you know, having a mugshot of being indicted? And like 58% said no. And he can't believe that. Fucking fatso Christy. So you're gone. Thank God. You know, at least that's what I believe, Red Sox hanging in there,

whatever, you guys don't care, but Jesus, what a murderous schedule, Christ's sake, they're out the West Coast, they had Houston come off to the Dodgers, Dodgers leaving, got Houston coming in, aye, aye, aye, they're hanging in there. They're scrappy. Watch out next year. That's all I've got to say. Anyways, let's move on. You guys don't care about that. Let's talk about vaginal dryness. Ah, my ears plugged when I did that.

What you talking about, Willis? Is the headline for you people in the 70s. Fulton County DA Fanny Willis, that fat black fuck. There she is. All right, she's not that fat. Probably got an ass like Nate Newton. Look at her. Look at the smug.

This is her wet dream, a young black woman, you know, because she's been oppressed so much so that she can fucking indict a formal white president. She's having a wet one right now. She's as juicy as they come. Rich, white, Trump. We got him. We got the white whale, you fucking whore. Anyways, you won't hear that on Hannity. That's why you watch me. Anyways, Fannie Willis regularly

questioned, you know, she regularly questioned election results herself, used her office to push unfounded election conspiracies on the eve of Trump's arrest in Georgia for challenging an election. A deep dive into the prosecutor that serves history. She has a history of doing the exact same thing. A dive into Fannie Willis' social media proves that she is a hardened radical activist, not an unbiased attorney. You understand? That's not what she is.

A liar, liar, whore, liar, whore, and you know it. I would love to see her grades from law school and undergrad. You know, she don't see that affirmative action. Even that probably couldn't help her. But, you know, she's an activist and a Marxist. Throw her somewhere. Fannie's pages are littered. This is what you want from a judge who says she's unbiased.

Her pages are littered with BLM propaganda, which is, by the way, I'll say it again, BLM, their mission statement to overthrow the U.S. government. So anyways, she should be a judge. You know, the Klan had it right about certain things, about who the judges were going to be,

who the police commissioners were going to be, who the mayors were going to be, and they said that in the 80s. How do I know? I got a couple uncles. They wouldn't let us, and I'm Italian. I banged on the door for like 10 minutes. Get out of here, you greasy dagle. Litter with BLM propaganda

and deep partisan adherence to left-wing ideology. She openly worships Joe Biden and Kamala Harris. That's all that's about. As a public official, Fannie Willis regularly and consistently questioned George's election procedures and pushed unfounded, unfounded election conspiracy theories on her public social media profile. And yet she's going to be the judge. I mean, she's the fucking, you know what?

Prosecutor. DA. What is she, Dallas? DA. In the days following the 2018 midterms, Fannie Willis expressed concerns about the election not being properly run by implying all votes weren't counted.

This is what she said in 2020, right? You fucking hypocrite. In a Facebook post, she wrote, y'all better start paying attention to what is really going on. Two days following the 2020 election, she is now criminally indicting Trump for questioning. Fannie Willis directly calls the election a mess. This meme was posted on her Facebook, seemingly agreeing with Trump on the poor election procedures in 2020. That's what she says.

That's what we know so far. So she was agreeing with Trump. Of course, she's saying it was being thrown in the Republicans' direction. Because that's what they do every time. It's only criminal when a guy like Trump does it. White, alpha male, Christian, blonde hair, blue eyed billionaire. Fucking blow it. Will she indict herself now? Only if it involves a pair of pliers and her big black nipples.

Cut. What? What did I say? Shut up. I can do it. Anyways. In a subsequent Facebook post, Fannie Willis agrees with a racially motivated commenter that only white folk are voting in the election. This is the 2020.

By expressing skepticism in voting data by replying She liked the the tweet by the check she goes there. They're there at like 116% I am so annoyed. Where are we? Doing it everything she said Trump Willis then goes on to brag about the ability uh to run a 4-2-40 and have a 48-inch vertical uh to install an administration that more closely mirrors our values here she is saying that what folks says about this family i does i has told you and told you that you can always tell a lady but the way that she eat in front of folks like a bird and i

ain't aiming for you to go to mr john wilkins and eat like a field hand and gobble like a hog. Cut. Can we do that again? In another face... Install, by the way. Keyword, install. Yeah, exactly. Good point. Install. That's communist talk. In another Facebook post sent mere hours after polls in the 2020 election had closed,

Fannie Willis openly suggests Fulton County officials are throwing out ballots following mysterious water leaks. Remember the pipes burst? And directly calls on third parties to intervene in ballot counting process throughout the entire state of Georgia. She complained and contested more about the last one than Trump ever did. Georgia could determine who is our next president. This is her talking. A team of lawyers needs to watch them, count every single vote. What ballots are they throwing out? Yeah, and we

know that. Really? And I'll bring it up again. Cardboard on the windows at the polling places in Detroit. And Republican counters made to stand like 50 yards away. You fucking people. And here's the thing I keep reading. It makes me insane. It goes, he brought it to court like 60 judges said he was wrong. They didn't even look at it they didn't even let allow it in oh my god i hope trump has that surprise he was talking about you know i'm saying uh anyways in the second half of the show boys and girls i'm going to be talking about um uh the covid con continuing and i get a tip from somebody who's famous. Well, let's be honest.

Alex Jones makes these predictions because he has real sources inside the government. And he said we're all going to be wearing masks again by September. Or they're going to ask us to. They're already working on a new vaccine. Look, I just got the latest version of it. I don't give a fuck. I'll get it the rest of the year before I put anything

and I'll say it again. It's my best quote ever. I'd rather die at the hands of the enemy, that's China, than be killed by friendly fire. That would be the Biden administration. Right? Am I right, Dallas? More integrity dying at the hands of the dirty, filthy, you know what?

Anyways, it's exclusive. Oh, by the way, also NFL I'll be talking about. Violence is spilling off the field. We know the game is violent itself, but now it's getting like the soccer hooligans where they actually pull out, you know. And again, that's because of diversity and how black and brown people fight.

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I got to get a t-shirt. Somebody, I got to get Don on the show. I talked to Don when I was on Crowder. He streamed in after the debates. Pay me a nice compliment. I also talked to one of my heroes, Dr. Jordan Peterson. Who is setting up a little shop here in Savannah. That's right.

He said his daughter, and I thanked him because I read one of his books and I was going through some hell. Perfect timing. And the gist of it was you got to do the right thing. And I said, fuck that. Anyways. No. I called it. No, honestly, it actually, some books have impact on you.

Anyways, I thanked him for that. He was very grateful. And he's just so smart. And he's being forced to re-educate himself. The government of Canada, because he said there's only two genders or something like that. They're forcing him to re...

The guy's probably going to get an IQ of 6'11". One of the brightest people on the planet. Otherwise, they'll take his certification away from him? That's right. He's like a psychologist. So anyways, there you go. You don't think that's headed here? Anyways, why do I have a...

Oh! Before I... This is a fan of Trump, right? I'm about to show. This is great. It's poetry. It's poetry. It's poetry. That's why I had it.

This black woman, and she ain't alone. I saw a, my wife showed me a clip on TikTok. I think it's TikTok. Something online. Big black dude. Older guy with a gray goatee. Looked like you wouldn't want to fuck with him. He's got a t-shirt that says niggas AS.

Niggas for Trump. And he explained why. and he was dead on. Wouldn't that be ironic that Trump, supposedly the biggest racist in the history of the White House, brings black and white people together? I mean, he got more white votes than Romney did. I mean,

more black votes. Really? Really? Look at the brain on you. Yeah, exactly. Why don't I just shut the, nice, I got to take a break from the break I just took. Yeah, more black votes. They like him.

And I said to Dallas, you know why? He's got a mugshot out there. He's got a mugshot, and we know. Black people, and I'm not disparaging. We know a mugshot in the black world is like a bowling trophy. It's street cred instant. They like a gangster and they know, they know he lowered unemployment and things were better. Remember? And he had Kanye West to the white house and he had, the first thing he did was pardon Jack Johnson, the boxer. Remember? Got in trouble for having a white woman back in the 40s.

Remember he did all that shit? And he went to a black thing and said, what do you got to lose? They like him. They like him. And they like he's afraid. They like he's got gold toilets in his bathroom. They get gold teeth. He shows off his gold toilets you know I'm saying and now that he's a gangster I'm telling you you think I'm telling you anyways okay I might be overplaying a little bit but but this woman feels the way I do check this out Racist and tweets like a kid while overlooking all the good shit that he did Like she's mrs. Malcolm X

You go, girl. And then, I didn't pull this clip, Dallas. Somebody, some black woman on Twitter put it, when Trump was being arraigned, he was coming into Atlanta with the whole 19 limos and the Secret Service and shit. She was narrating it. And she was, you know, all Trump. She's like, you are. And she's, I guess she was talking to black people. She's like, you think you know gang gang? This is gang gang. Look at them. He got, there's an ambulance out there. He got everybody. It was the funniest goddamn thing.

And if I wasn't lazy, I would have pulled it. But I was watching girls tennis. Those skirts are really short. Cocaine. Anyways, Trump's surrender. Let's talk about that because I was gone and we have to talk about it. There is a mugshot. Only thing I don't, that's actually a great picture of him. By the way, he's down to 215. Think a little stress might do that?

The world's trying to prosecute you. Only thing, I would have insisted on the orange jumpsuit and shit., I would have insisted on the orange jumpsuit and shit. And I would have insisted on the lines behind me, 12, 5 feet, 5'7", 5'8". That's a mugshot. This looks like a... No, this is not good enough. No, it's not.

This is like the seal. You know, it's like he's at a fucking... He's at the summit. G-12. Anyway, Trump surrendered. Donald Trump turned himself in Thursday at the Fulton County Jail on more than a dozen charges, all of them bullshit,

stemming from his efforts to... I love how... This is the New York Post. They write it like they're fucking working for Salon. From his efforts to reverse... No, he didn't try to reverse it. He questioned it. Big difference, you cum guzzlers,

to reverse Georgia's 2020 election results. Marking the fourth time this year, the former president has faced criminal charges. Even 50 Cent's going, damn! Historic mudshot. Trump was booked. Oh, my God. I got to get that. Trump was booked as an inmate.

Number P-O-1-1-3-5-8-0-9-er. I'm playing that. And became the first former president with a mugshot. Also with a shiv he made out of soap and his toothbrush handle. As he departed Georgia, Trump slammed the case and denied any wrongdoing. Here is a video of Maggie Haberman. If you don't know who she is, it's the man on the right. She's been at the New York Times forever.

So you know how, I mean, just look at her. And jerk off Jake Tapper. Jake, if I ever see you in public, I'm not fucking, I am making a promise. I pray you come to Savannah or I'm at a mall when I'm on the road. I will slap you from behind. Yeah, cheap shot. Open hand as hard as I can and knock those glasses so they land in that fountain with all the petties. And then I'm going to throw you in there to get it and step on your fucking throat. What a shit stain he is. Anyways, listen to far left-wing New York Times writer Maggie Haberman talk about how Trump's handling it.

Jake, from what I heard from people who had spoken to him, he actually seemed less agitated heading into today than he had the previous three indictments, which is still a remarkable sentence to say. But he doesn't want to be mugshotted. He doesn't want to be arrested. How do you know what he wants, you cunt? He doesn't want to have what in his mind is the indignity of going to this jail and then

you know submitting to a photo and a mug shot and fingerprinting and you know the point about the visual good Jake space it isn't just that he wants to look menacing which is certainly true and he is he has made that kind of face in photos for years and years and years he doesn't want to look weak and that's what that's about and so you, you know, circulating the mugshot, fundraising off of it, owning it, using it for press, that's all part of a playbook that we have seen him use over and over again. But that does not mean he's enjoying any of this. This is a serious thing. He is facing serious. All right, shut the fuck up. How the fuck you know what he's

doing yeah y'all y'all say he's got the giant ego and he loves attention and shit maybe he's loving it all this time he doesn't work are you kidding it's making him look weak he's raised how much just from the mugshot it's also exposing the left how much just from the mugshot? It's also exposing the left. Makes him look weak. Makes him look strong.

Don't you get the concept of a martyr? You're going to rally the whole country. Except for you people, again, that vote Democrat, you fucking 12 morons that actually believe that he's guilty of something. Every president has contested every fucking. How can you sit there, you jerk offs who still hate him? After three and a half years of Russiagate, the goddamn impeachments, everything that you've been wrong on, everything, all the huge things.

And he's been right. And you're still going, yeah, but... No, you just want to win. Did we all forget about Al Gore? Al Gore. I mean, at least he had

kind of a legit to piss him on, but they didn't arrest him or anything. Stacey, Abe, every... It's gone back every fucking...

You get to contest. It goes even further back with Pelosi. I think it was Taft, a girl. Or McKinley. She was furious. Anyways, fuck you and everything you guys believe in. Not you guys.

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