The Nick DiPaolo Show - Fauci A Fraud | Nick Di Paolo Show #1364

Episode Date: March 6, 2023

Hakeem Scared of Capitol Footage. Fauci Lies About Paper. Ja Morant a Moron. Honduran Natives Kill Bald Eagle.   Join Nick for bonus content at Patreon! www.patreon.com/thenickdipaoloshow Go see Nick on the road! www.nickdip.com/tour for tickets!

🎵 The headlines read, these are the worst of times I do believe it's true When people lock themselves inside and think of the kids what cut hey how are you folks great to be with you filthy Monday beautiful weekend Oh was it 74 dry breezy I mean my cock was harder than whatever. Beautiful, beautiful weekend. Fucking quiz! Wait a minute.

Did I do that? I did. I hit it with my knuckle. That scared the shit out of me. I thought you hijacked it somehow. Over the weekend, you figured out how to play it. That was creepy. I don't know why he would say that.

I'm talking about whatever. All right, real quickly, I went to doctor's Wednesday, I think, or Thursday. I don't know. Because, you know, I told you about it. I thought I had a hernia, but it hasn't been bothering me. The pain went right away, as quick as it came. But I, you know, I had an appointment to see what, whatever. I got a, I fill out this goddamn form a week before.

They send you a form now if you're a new patient. I'm not even a new patient, folks. I had been to this guy one time before. So I go, you know what? Instead of fighting with them, I'm going to fill it out again. You know? So I took my time. I fill it out again. You know? So I took my time. I fill it out.

And then you hit something and it says, we will see you on Tuesday. It confirms that it went through. Of course, I get there. This is me, folks. This is why I'm such a miserable fuck. On the way there, I'm going, I know they're going to say, we ain't got nothing. First, I walk up.

Black girl, probably in her 30s so that's you know they love to wait on a guy my age who's white she's talking to her black girlfriend and I'm standing there for a good 40 seconds she won't even fucking look up at me all right so already my heart's going through the fuck I wonder why I have high blood high blood every time they take it when I go and then she finally you know has the fucking balls to look up at me and I go yeah she goes did you fill out the new I said I did it online she of course

typing away like she's writing a Dickens novel for 10 minutes no we ain't got nothing here I ain't got nothing and I'm like I go you do this every time what the okay so I'll fill it out again with a pen, you know. So I say that, and she goes, you got a mask, or you want me to give you one?

In a surly fucking voice. And I go, what? I thought that was over, that, you know. You want a mask? Because she didn't have one on. Of course not. She didn't fucking, now that I think about it, she didn't have one on. Of course not. She didn't fucking, now that I think about it, she didn't have one on.

The other people did. And then I just lost my shit as I've been doing at the doctor's office. You didn't get my form and I said, I don't need a fucking mask. And I said,

neither do you. And then she starts, well, you ain't gonna get, and I go, fuck this. And walked out. And I said, neither do you. And then she starts, well, you ain't going to get, and I go, fuck this, and walked out. And I said it loud enough as I'm going down the sidewalk. You know, the waiting room, the windows are right here, like 10 big windows, and it's like seven people going like this, watching me. I'm walking down the sidewalk like Tony Soprano when he stormed out of his sister's house. Anyway, I can't

take it. Folks, I said to Dallas, I'd have more respect for them if they said, you have to put on this woman's brassiere right now. Why? Because we said so. It makes that much sense to me. And I know they can say, they can go look you know we don't make the rules it's the hot yeah so fucking hitler's men said that too you dumb fucking lady jesus christ so that was that and i was too chicken to tell my wife because i've done this many times i lost my shit in new york on her behalf when some Latino girl went like this. My wife's at the window. She's on the phone.

She goes like this to my wife. And I lost my shit. And I was there to get like Lipitor because my mood swings have been really horrendous. And I lost my shit. I called her a fucking cunt with people in the weight room. Doctor comes busting through the door, grabs me by the arm. He goes, come in here. Pulls me into one of the, you know, one of the rooms. And I go, I don't like the fucking attitude, you know, she's like, take it easy.

He goes, what are you here for anyway? I go, depression. He starts laughing. He starts laughing. And I go, I know, I'm sorry. I go, this is, you're getting a prime example of why I'm here. But this arrogant little bitch, I'm sorry. Anyways, it's happened many times.

Even when I got my wisdom teeth pulled, I think I was in high school. They used to do it in the hospital. So I get them done, I wake up, and I'm waiting. Nobody's in the fucking room for a half hour. So I put on my shoes and shit, left the hospital and walked home. I get home. I come in the door. My mother goes, the hospital just called looking for you.

And then I tried to eat Chinese food that night. It ripped my stitches. I'm an asshole. Let's move on. That's it. Those are my personal stories. Oh, and we went to Worms Low Plantation. That's one good thing about folks down here.

A lot of plantations. You know what I mean? Back when times were good. No, I'm kidding. Relax. Relax! Even Dallas got nervous. Worms Little Plantation.

Guy was, guy did everything, huh? But, you know, and I'm going, oh, great. My wife has to stop at each plaque. I go, oh, this is great. This involves walking and reading. And, but it is, it is, it's nice. We had a place just like it up in Westchester called T-Town, where I would walk around this pond, this big, in the woods,

and there was all kinds of trails and shit. It was pretty cool actually, and the history and shit, you know. Turns out I owned a couple slaves. March of, they said, 2007. I do. Oh, and then there's a lady dressed up making, don't you laugh at this, Dallas, though. There's a little house, I guess, and there's a guy in there, like, making shit, like knives, showing you how to make a sheath or whatever.

So I walked up the window window, and I went, hello, I'm Mr. Ed. You know, nobody laughed. And it felt bad for my wife. Then she wanders over, and there's a woman dressed like it's 1730. Seriously. They got the clothes on, and she's making candles.

And I try to grab Andy, because I know she's got to get into a conversation. It's broad, you know, just, she's dressed up. Homely woman. It's going to be a 45 minute conversation about candles. I wouldn't have given a fuck about if I was there in 1730 watching her. Anyways, let's get on. Hakeem Jeffries scared shitless. Hakeem Jeffries is a black dude from the Bronx who's now in the Congress, and he really hates Whitey. While I lived there, I read many articles, and he just, he's a, you know, he's a, he's moved up the ladder. That's why, because he hates Whitey. Rep. Akeem Jeffries on Sunday said he has, in quotes,

no indication that Capitol Police vetted the footage from the January 6, 2021 insurrection at the United States Capitol that Fox News host Tucker Carlson says he plans to air this week. And this guy says, oh, it wasn't vetted. You're lying. He is. And you're a piece of shit. Speaker Kevin McCarthy, who I give big props to, I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop on him.

He still looks too, doesn't look radical enough to me. But anyways, this is a great move. He gave Carlson access to some 41,000 hours of footage last month in a move widely criticized by the Democrats. They're shitting their pants over there. They're running around. They are so fucking nervous because they realize their big January 6th scam is gonna be revealed We don't even need this footage. We all know it's horse shit So they're crazy now cuz Tucker's gonna air it I don't know if he's airing it on a show and then he has this other thing called Fox Nation

Whereas his own hour to do whatever he wants either way get it I hope he put some of it on the show wildly criticized by Democrats over security sir. So there once again Right. It's for your safety. What do we always say when they're lying? They're worried about if he shows the footage Other enemies China Russia are gonna get to see how the Capitol is laid out and shit. How weak is that? It's my hope and expectation that that will absolutely occur, Jeffrey said on CNN, meaning it gets vetted by the Capitol Police. But here's the more important issue.

President Biden won the election. So full of shit. And I say that with full conviction. Even before we realized the Hunter story was buried and fucking Zuckerberg put in, you know, 400 million into the Philadelphia market. All that shit. Pennsylvania changed their constitution.

All that. Even putting that aside. You're full of shit. People on the extreme right, you notice how they always use extreme? Know that President Biden won the election, but Donald Trump perpetuated a big lie. The big lie is them saying Navy veteran, a Trump supporter. Mama shot in the neck by a black guy who had a sketchy past, by the way.

And it's that type of political extremism that we need to move beyond in America, said one of the most hateful fucking anti-white jerk-offs. The left needs to go, man. Go time. The House Democrat leader stressed the footage must absolutely be vetted before it is made public. Just like when you guys put on that big show trial for fucking a week and you called ABC producers in. Was that all vetted yet?

The January 6th insurrection was violent. Listen to this. Here come the lies. This is Jerkoff talking. Approximately 140 officers were seriously injured. A handful of officers died as a result of the events. Get that, will you, Del? Absolute fucking lie.

One security guy died of a stroke the next day. Biden, a couple weeks ago, said five, in a speech, it was the State of the Union, he said five police officers were killed. Out and out lies. Out and out. You wonder why they're shitting their pants. One guy had a stroke the day after that, Brian Sicknick, I think his name was. So he's lying through his fucking teeth. A handful of officers died.

There are serious security concerns, Jeffrey said. You've got to do better than that, fuckstain. We're releasing footage into the public domain in an era where political violence is on the rise. Yes, on your side. Yes, on your side. Where's all the white supremacists that we've been hearing about? I see a lot of hate crimes going down by people that look like you.

And Antifa, they represent you. What political violence are you talking about on the right? Could you... And there are people, including the former president, who fan the flames of extremism. You fucking hypocrite. Put a gun in your fucking dirty mouth. Do us all a favor, you filthy fuckstain.

God, I hate him. You don't hear that type of talk enough. Meet the press. If you did, the ratings would be through the roof. That's it. I think I just came up with it. Gotta do a talk show, Sunday morning talk show,

where you can talk like that. And I mean on broadcast, Amy. So a little five-year-old girl watching can start crying. It'll be fucking great. Let's move on to Fauci the fraud. He's still in the news, huh? Little fucking Mussolini. He's a disgrazia to the Italian people.

New emails uncovered by House Republicans probing the COVID-19 pandemic reveal the deceptive nature of Dr. Anthony Douchebag Fauci. They show he prompted or commissioned. This is, by the way, these are emails, folks. This is in writing. Got them dead to rights, but does it really matter? They show he prompted or commissioned and had final approval, get this, on a scientific

paper written specifically in February of 2020 to disprove the theory that the virus leaked from a lab in Wuhan, China. You know why? Because he was funding that work. Gain of function, we've been over this. Now they have emails. Eight weeks later, Fauci stood at a White House press conference alongside President Trump and cited that paper as evidence that the lab leak theory was implausible. He actually approved the paper while pretending it had nothing to do with him and he did not know the authors. He's the one who commissioned it.

Is he going to go to jail? How many Americans, how many people died around the world? If he had any dignity, he'd put a gun in his mouth. Seems to be the theme of the show tonight. Oh, that dirty cocksucker. There was a study recently.

He told reporters on April 17th of 2020 when asked if the virus could have come from a Chinese lab where a group of highly qualified evolutionary virologists looked at the sequence, this is him talking, in bats as they evolved and the mutations that it took to get to the point where it is now, is totally consistent with a jump of a species

from an animal to a human, he said. Liar, liar, whore, liar, whore, you know it. They got him dead to rights. He's literally responsible for millions of deaths, him and a bunch of other people. Wow. I wonder how long before he gets a show on MSNBC. So the paper will be available. I don't have the authors right now, he says. Meanwhile, he knows the authors, but we can make it available to you. That paper entitled The Proximal Origin of SARS-CoV-2 was sent to Fauci for editing in draft form and again for final approval before it was published in Nature

Medicine, something I get every month. What a tremendous read that is. On February 17th, 2020, it was written four days after Fauci and his NIH boss, Francis Collins, had a call with four authors to discuss reports that COVID-19 may have leaked from a Wuhan lab. It may have been intentionally, genetically manipulated. You can't handle the truth.

You're busted. Dead to fucking rights. Before it was all speculation, but we knew. But now, when you, you know, emails are dead. Again, he's what, 80-something? I don't know. You don't look it, though.

That's how you know he's the devil. The House Oversight Subcommittee published email Sunday in which the paper's co-author, Dr. Christian Anderson, admits Fauci prompted him to write the paper with the goal of disprove, that's in quotes, the lab leak theory. Gave the guy marching orders. You believe that?

Yes. Yes, you do. You're no fool. So I say to you, Mr. Fauci, let's see what happens. Oh, I'm sure he'll be hung from the nearest tree. Dallas, it's just not fair. They're coming up with more shit.

There's more, you know, bird virus, flu. They're working on all kinds of shit. You see how quick the drugs come out for COVID now? You see how quick they did the turn? It's like flu medicine. Meanwhile, more people are dying of heart attacks and all kinds of horse shit. And in Great Britain, the health minister

suggested to deploy a new COVID variant to scare the shit out of people. Yes! Yeah, I read that. There is, you know, that's a socialist shithole. It has been for years. They're leading the way. Anyways, boys and girls and everything

in between, because I'm very inclusive, you know that. But if you show up in a dress with no tits, I'll punch you in the head. I'll be back on the road this weekend because I'm a whore and I'm still paying for that new kitchen. Here's where you can see me. In the ladies' room behind

stall number two at the comedy club in Kansas City. Friday and Saturday, March 10th and 11th, I'll be bringing my producer with me, the comedy club of Kansas City, Missouri. I actually like this club. I said to my manager, yeah, I'll do that one. It was just a square meat and potatoes room. A young kid ran it who's a comic. I was one of his heroes. I said, yeah, I'll do it again. That's how fucking old I am. Places that are booking me and going, yeah.

I said, don't even say it. March 23, 24, 25. Comedy Key West. Just comedy. I guess that's the name of it. Key West, Florida. I got this through my buddy Joe List. The kid's a comic from Boston,

as Joe is, kid Tom Dustin, and me and the wife are going to make a little, you know, do the Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and then take a few days to stop and smell the AIDS. All right. That was always the big, when AIDS was going on,

it was always Key West, Joe. April 21 and 20, because there's a lot of fruitcakes down there, but I'm a fruitcake. I already packed a fucking belly shirt. It says juicy on my ass. April 21 and 20, the Funny Bone St. Louis and St. Charles, Missouri. May 12, the Hilton Daytona Beach Oceanfront Resort in Daytona.

You can get tickets to all the shows at nickdip.com. Click on the goddamn tour button. Finally. No. Finally? Two more. Oh, boy. I better pick up the pace.

A moron. A moron. Ja moron. I guess it's Ja. His first name's J-A. The black people confuse me. I like some of the names. I like Trey.

Trey's kind of a... Something you'd get in prison, a Trey. What an asshole. Morant, a moron. Memphis Grizzlies player, J-Morant, or J-Morant. I'm going to go with J, just to piss him off. Who is one of the league's brightest young stars, will sit for at least two games, oh goodness,

in response to a controversy over an Instagram live post. Why do I, why as I get older do I start, this shit bothers me less. I don't know. I guess I know I'll be dead soon and I don't care. Instagram live post in which the basketball player purportedly, purportedly, is the gun in the picture or not, displayed a gun, it might be a cheeseburger.

You know how those cops are with black guys. Displayed a gun at a nightclub. Well, of course he did. I didn't even see the picture. Purportedly. I want somebody, yeah, exactly, purportedly. If he killed Kennedy, they'd be saying that. Somebody show me an equivalent. This is why I hate when we go, oh, we're all alike.

Black, white people, yellow, oranges, we're all alike. No, no, we couldn't be more fucking different. Show me a picture of a white dude at a nightclub. I mean famous as he is with a gun and no shirt on. By the way, it was 5 a.m., of course. You got to love these kids. Why would you do that? You're an NBA star and a good one. I mean, he's a fucking star, but he wants to be known as a gangster. The fuck is wrong with you people? You know what the fuck I mean. The controversy began when Murat began live streaming from a club at 5.19 a.m. I'm hiding my tooth. On Saturday, several hours after the Grizzlies lost to the Western Conference,

this is after a loss, leading Denver Nug. In the video, which has since been removed after Marant deactivated his Instagram account in response to the controversy, Marant reportedly live-streamed himself shirtless and rapping along to the music in the club. There's something wrong with the black man's mind! There's something wrong with his mind! Well, holding what appeared to be a butter dish. Get the fuck out of here. It's a gun, you motherless fucks. What appeared to be a gun aloft in his left hand.

There was no indication that Murat pointed the gun. Oh, okay. Then it's fine. At anyone during the course of the video. How about the guy that took the picture? Or threatened anyone with it. So that's okay. Let's dance, motherfuckers!

In a statement released Saturday afternoon, the Grizzlies said that Morant will be away from the team for at least the next two games due to the controversy. Morant himself released a statement written by his Jew lawyer, I mean, by himself, saying, I'm sorry to my family, teammates, coaches, fans, partners, the city of Memphis, and the entire organization for letting you down. Why would you follow the NBA? If you don't like thugs, don't follow basketball. I'm going to take some

time away and hang out with the white family, learn how to behave. To get help and work on learning better methods of dealing with stress. You had no shirt on at a nightclub and you were stressed? Making millions. And my overall well-being, he says. Oh, poor you. He's the one, after all this controversy, folks,

last week, do we show the clip or the picture? Somebody on his team hit a basket, like a three-pointer, and he was on the bench doing this. This is after this controversy. He's going back. Why? Why did that sort of tickle my fancy? I don't know. You know why? I'll tell you why. He's a young black, and he's going, you know what? Fucking, we're immune. You can do

whatever you want. If I was a crack, I wouldn't be doing that. You wouldn't be playing in the NBA either. White guys can't jump. We know that. Finally tonight on Meet Your Sister's Ass, Bird Brains. Two Honduran Nationals. Here we go. Nationals.

It doesn't say if they're here legally or not. Cited for killing a bald eagle. Again, my mind goes back to when I was living in New York City when I first got there, the New York Post. There was a picture of Dominicans who went upstate New York to hunt, and then everybody assumed they were hunting deer.

And I think they thought they were. Came back with a cow tied to the roof of their... They showed them going through the tow booth. It's the funniest fucking thing ever. National cited for killing a bald eagle on private property in Nebraska, and they were intending to eat it. Nebraska's Stanton County Sheriff's Office and another outlet reported they were going to eat it. You ever have bald eagles?

Still a lemon, a little garlic. Delicious. I'm very frustrated with the federal government. Who is it? Stanton County Sheriff Mike Unger told the Washington Free Beacon, Unger's attempts to connect with the authorities who could jail the men under federal laws have gone unanswered. Hello? Hello?

Of course. Hello? Hello? They really are useless. Romero Hernandez, Ziquin, and Domingo Zatino Hernandez, guilty just by the names,

both age 20, had shot and killed a protected national bird and, look, I know your first instinct is gone. They were making a political statement. But they wouldn't know that from a squirrel. Well, they probably lived on squirrel back in shitholeville. But I'm just saying, I don't think they knew.

It looks like good eating. Too bad there's only three of them left. And these guys are using them as an appetizer. And stated they planned on cooking and eating the bird. According to SCSO press release, whatever the fuck that is. Bon appetit. The pair shot the bird with an assault-style air rifle. According to SCSO press release, whatever the fuck that is.

The pair shot the bird with an assault style air rifle. Okay, now Dallas, help me out. You're a gun guy. Air rifle? As in like fucking daisy air rifle? Like pellet gun? And killed it? Yeah, those things go through birds pretty easily.

No, you're right. Why am I saying that? Because I killed two pheasants with mine. I forgot. When I was in high school, I've told the story, I think, before. They were building a house next to my house. It was just the foundation was up for like months. One morning, I hear all kinds of fucking racket. I put the shade up.

Big, beautiful pheasant walking along the goddamn foundation. I get my daisy, air rifle, slash BB and pellet. I had BBs. I didn't have pellets. Pump that fucker. I'm in my underwear. I open the window. Wouldn't you know, I'd fucking hit the motherfucker.

Had to throw on pants. And you hadn't heard the story. So I go out there, and it's flipping all around. So instead of just stomping on his head, I kept pumping BBs into him. I bring it to my grandmother next door. Doesn't it sound funny? It's like fucking, sounds like I'm in Yellowstone.

1883, even. I bring the fucking thing to my grandmother, because she cooked pheasant all the time. And that was like in the middle of the afternoon. Go up there that night. I wanted to see. My grandmother's got the thing all plucked and shit. And there's a bowl of BBs, like 20 BBs.

She saved them. Recycling. Yeah. Yeah. No, that's, you know, poverty. Italians save every, she's still stuck in Italy. And I go, Grammy, what are you going gonna do with those? Is it an appetizer? Throw them inside?

The pair shot the bird, by the way, these Hondurans, with a salt star under, undertold the beacon. The office declined to release photos of the creature due to the graphic nature of the images, which contain lots of blood. Though the Nebraska officials charged the pair, the charge is a misdemeanor, which I kind of agree with. I just think they had fucking no idea what they were doing.

But the point is, folks, you're going to have more of this to come. I read a story, I'm not doing it today, about all the rapes going on in hotels now. Oh my god. And they mentioned about five of them in detail. Anyways, it's a third-world shithole.

The fucking libs right now have won. And they cannot be held in jail until their trial on March 28th. Until then, they walk free, the Beacon reported. In addition, police officers are not permitted to ask about a suspect's immigration status. That was the fucking... That's the part that got me so goddamn mad. Officers used a translation app.

Oh, isn't this great? You think, folks, you thought the melting pot wasn't melting for the last 50 years? Where do you see what's coming? Officers used a translation app to communicate with the suspects during the apprehension, a sure sign that we're finished as a species. According to the New York Times, it was unclear whether the man knew killing the bird was illegal. Unger also

told the Times it was possible the translation app used the word vulture instead of eagle during the interaction with the deputies. Stay still! Don't eat shit, you son of a bitch! What are you doing? I'm going to kill you! That was mom yelling at them, saying, that's a pigeon. Anyways, I just wanted to tip you off.

You're going to see more stories like that, because this whole thing about diversity and people coming from all over the world, it stopped working as soon as Ted Kennedy opened the floodgates to from all over the world, it stopped working as soon as Ted Kennedy opened the floodgates to the rest of the world. I'll stick with that until I'm fucking whatever. Anyways, that's it, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. I want to thank you for joining us on a lovely Monday.

Up north, I think you're getting snow and ice and all kinds of shit, and I was sitting on the porch of my underwear all weekend, just like a real redneck, fucking strumming my guitar and touching myself. Don't forget Cameo.com. If you'd like me to roast a relative or a friend, go to Cameo.com, check the profile, and they'll tell you how to do it, and I'll make a video on my phone verbally abusing somebody

or saying happy birthday. I can be nice to them. That's it. You guys think what I'll say? You're very welcome. We'll see you back here tomorrow. Have a nice day, everybody. Hi could be nice to them. That's it. You guys think what I'll say? You're very welcome. We'll see you back here tomorrow. Have a nice day, everybody. Hi.

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